Stable Wars 2008

[Michael Saint]

(The Scene Opens Backstage in the Rampage Locker Room we see all the members of Rampage and the Vice President of EWC standing before them giving a speech.)

Saint: Ladies and Gentlemen this is the moment you have been waiting for. For monthes now we have had to put up with HCW and Brawl doing underhanded things to us. Now it is our time. Tonight Rampage will stand on top. We will prove our dominance to the entire EWC. We have people who have been here a long time and we have new people representing our brand tonight. Do not do this just for me, but do this for yourself. Show the world what Rampage has. Do not fail me.Any questions?


(Moses Lake raises hsi hand)

Saint: Yes Moses

Moses Lake: Yeah does Barry Manilow know you raid his wardrobe?

Saint: The answer to that question Mr. Lake you will find out next week.

(The roster gets a laugh)

Saint: Dismissed.

(Everyone leaves and MNB GM Xavier enters the room.)

Xavier: It seems like you got your boys all rallied up Saint.

Saint: I do my best.

Xavier: It won't matter MNB will dominate this show.

Saint: I doubt that. FN'R has the superior talent and the superior staff.

Xavier: Really now? Are you willing to wager money on that?

Saint: Any day

Xavier: Then I have a proposition for you. All the staff in a Triangle Tag Team Match. The better staff will win the match.

Saint: You are joking right? You can't compete with me. I am a former HCW Champion. I am the greatest International Champion of all time. You are not in my class.

Xavier: Then you should have no trouble winning then.

Saint: You got a deal, but I warn you I will not lose this match.

(Fade to the ring.)

Opener
Elimination Style Match

Anya Starkova v Mathew 'Highlite' Moore v 'The Wolf' Douglas v Rex Butler v Sam Joseph vs Moses Lake


Mean Gene: Ladies and Gentlemen!! Welcome to our first contest of this years Annual Stable Wars!!!

The crowd erupts in happiness as they are going to be watching EWC’s three brands collide

Mean Gene: The first match is an Elimination Style Match, where the winner of this match has to eliminate all of his opponents!!!

MM: Oh yeah!!! This is going to be the night where I am going to enjoy the beatings of a lifetime!!

MC: It is sure as hell going to be an interesting night for sure!!

Mean Gene: Currently standing in the ring are all the wrestlers: Anya Starkova!! Mathew “Highlite” Moore!!! “The Wolf” Douglas!! Sam Joseph!! Rex Butler!! And Moses Lake!!

The fans erupt as they are all cheering for their own brand wrestler, the men are staring each other in the eyes and the bad mouthing begins until the bell has rung and the war has began. We can see Moses Lake attacking Mathew Moore, while Sam Joseph assaults Rex Butler and finally we see Anya Starkova being pushed into the turnbuckles by Douglas. The fans erupt as they witness Douglas lifting Starkova up in the air and dropping her with a big time Spine Buster out of the corner and going for the pin.

MC: Let’s see if Anya can get out of this one!!!

The referee goes down for the three count, but it is Starkova that somehow manages to get her shoulder up before the count of three. Douglas gets up and gets in the face of the referee, demanding that he should count faster until suddenly we see Starkova delivering a low blow from behind and then rolling up Douglas for the victory roll. The referee goes down for the count of three and we see Douglas is unable to kick out at the final moment……

Mean Gene: The first wrestler to be eliminated….. Wolf Douglas!!!

MM: That is one, goodbye and see you later one day or another!!

Starkova slowly gets to her feet as we see on the other side how Rex Butler has wrapped his hand across the throat of Sam Joseph as he is choking him. The referee is looking around as he is letting everything just happen inside the ring. Rex goes for an Irish Whip, but it is the Cowboy that reverses the move and then goes for a big time Clothesline that staggers the big man as Sam Hell hits him hard on the chest.

MM: These two are two tough bulls that will not go down for the other guy!! This is going to be great!!

Sam goes for trading blows with Rex, but the monster gets the better of him as he hits him with a series of rights before whipping Sam in the ropes and dropping him with a big time back elbow to the head. This causes Sam Hell to drop to the canvas and the fans erupt.

MC: These two HCW guys are really tearing into each other!!!

The camera turns where we see Moses Lake putting his knee on the back of Matthew Moore, while his throat is across the bottom rope. Moses is putting all of his weight on the neck of his opponent before letting go and dropping on his lower back in a sitting position and then wrapping his hands around the chin in a Cobra Clutch as the referee checks on Moore if he wishes to give in. The referee grabs the arm and drops it, he grabs the arm once more and it drops for the second time

MM: Will this be the end of Moore?

The referee grabs the arm for the third time and it drops for the final time as this means the end of Moore in this interbrand match.

Mean Gene: The second man to be eliminated is Matthew “Highglight” Moore!!!

Lake gets up and turns around as he sees Anya Starkova charge in on him and then executes a cross body block. Moses Lake catches her and drops her across the knee with a back breaker. Moses drops her on the canvas and goes for the cover as the referee counts to three and making it three men left in the ring

MM: OH yeah!! Moses is cleaning house!!!

Mean Gene: The third to be eliminated, Anya Starkova!!!

Moses turns around and walks into a big boot by Rex butler, this causes Moses Lake to drop to the canvas and Rex Butler grabs him by the throat and starts to choke him out. This causes Sam Hell to get a breather or two and he gets behind the big man and puts him in a Standing Full Nelson and then delivers a modified slam that causes Butler to drop hard on the canvas as the fans are getting to their feet and chanting Holy Shit. Hell stands over his fellow HCW brand wrestler as Moses Lake slowly gets to his feet and turns Hell around and catches him off guard with some stiff kicks to the midsection before dropping him with a big time Scissors Kick to the back of his head. The fans get to their feet as Moses Lake executes a running leg drop off the ropes on the back of Hell’s neck and then turns him around to get the three count

MC: Will he pin his third opponent? NO!!

Hell gets his arm up in the last moment before the referee can slap his hand on the canvas for the final time. Moses grabs Sam by the hair and lifts him up to his feet before going for an Atomic Drop, but Hell blasts him across the back with some stiff forearms and then dropping him with a big time Belly to Back Suplex that sends Moses Lake to the other side of the ring. Hell gets up and wants to grab Moses Lake again, but this time Rex catches him off guard and wraps his big hand around the throat of Sam Hell and then drives him down with a big time Chokeslam that makes his body bounce off the canvas before the Monster covers him and gets the three count.

Mean Gene: The next to be eliminated, Sam Hell

MM: The final two!!!

MC: Who will win? Can Moses overcome this big monster of a man?

Rex looks at Moses Lake, who is getting to his feet and charges in on Rex who gets his big boot up and it hits Moses right in the face as this causes him to slide down on the canvas for a bit until he gets to the ring post. Rex grabs him by the head and lifts him up to his feet before executing a double handed slam by holding on to the throat and throws him around the ring. Rex slowly walks up to him and grabs him by the head again and lifts him up, he is about to execute a Suplex, but Moses snatches him in a victory roll and almost gets a count of three, but the powerful legs of Rex is too much for him and he kicks out.

MC: Good thinking of Moses!!

MM: Yeah, but he’s far from gaining the victory over this monster!!

Rex looks over at the referee and then grabs Moses, he blasts several forearms on the back of Moses Lake before locking his head between his legs and goes for a Powerbomb. But Moses somehow manages to slide out of the hold as Rex lifts him in the air and slides behind Butler and turns around to drop the big monster with a chop block. He grabs the leg of Rex Butler and drives several elbows in the left knee before putting it on the canvas and driving his own knees in the back of his leg. He locks Rex his leg between his and then falls forward as he puts more and more weight on the leg as he injures it.

MC: Oh yeah!! Moses is really wrestling a smart match

He grabs the leg and holds it in his hands before signalling for one of the oldest moves in the wrestling history.

MM: Figure Four!!!

Moses goes for the move, but Rex kicks him that sends him into the turnbuckles and Rex slowly gets to his feet. Just as he is on his feet it is the faster Moses Lake that charges in on him with a flying forearm and that levels the big guy. He goes for the cover, but Rex throws him off of him like a fly and slowly gets to his feet. Moses gets up and goes for a Cross Body Block, but Rex catches him and moves him in a position that he can deliver a Tombstone Piledriver. The fans are cheering Moses on, hoping that he can defeat the monster as he is doing everything to get the big monster off balance and finally succeeds as he somehow manages to escape his grip and falls forwards and grabs the left leg and trips the other into falling on the canvas. He locks the leg in a painful Ankle lock and goes for the submission hold. Rex is trying to crawl over to the ropes and his big frame makes it possible to grab the bottom rope as this forces the referee to make Moses break the hold. Moses gets to the corner and awaits Rex to get to his feet before executing a dropkick to the back of his injured leg and then locking him in a pinning combination. But Rex manages to kick out.

MM: What must he do to get this big man down for the three count!!

Moses sits up and shakes his head before getting to his feet and watches as Rex grabs the ropes for balance and then he turns around and Moses charges in on him. Rex grabs him as Moses went for a dropkick, but Rex catches both legs and drops Moses. He then sets him up for a catapult, but Moses somehow manages to get his upper body towards the legs of Rex and then putting pressure on the injured leg and uses all of his leg strength to drop the big man forwards and locking him in a Boston Crab Submission hold in the corner of the ring where Rex is face first in the centre of the ring, making it hard for him to reach anything to break the hold. Moses locks in the hold even tighter as the referee looks on and after a while finally calls for the bell as Rex Butler gave in to the painful submission hold.

Mean Gene: The last to be eliminated, Rex Butler and therefore making the winner of this match!! Moses Lake!!!!

The fans cheer Moses Lake on as he climbs the turnbuckles while Rex slowly slides out of the ring and exits to the back.

MM: What a way to kick off the show!!!!

[Michael Saint]

Thornback is pacing back and forth in the backstage area, his cell phone in hand. Thornback opens the phone and makes a call. Moments later he hangs up in disappointment. Thornback looks up as he sees Draven walking down the hall.

Thornback: Draven, do you have a moment? We need to talk.

Draven: What is it Thornback? I've got to get ready for my match.

Thornback: That's what I want to talk to you about. I don't know if Captain Insanity is going to show up or not, and it's too late to find a replacement. I need to know if you and Sam Hell can put your differences aside and work together for HCW tonight.

Draven: Fuck Captain Insanity and Sam Hell, I can take care of this myself.

Thornback hangs his head and Draven walks away.

Thornback: I guess I had better go tell Sam Hell that it looks like it's just him and Draven tonight.

Thornback walks out off to find Sam Hell.

(Fade)


Goth can be seen in his locker room, holding a bible in his hands that are taped up for the match.

Goth: And on the Seventh Day he rested, he had created land and water, light and darkness, animals and humans and trees and flowers and everything else that came with it and he rested on the Seventh Day...

Goth closes the Bible and looks over his shoulder and grins

Goth: But for those who wish to wage War on the Resting Day of my Lord... I shall not rest until everyone of you has gone wasted before my very own feet... I bid you farewell my idiots Brawl is near.... so be prepared...

[Michael Saint]

MNB VS HCW VS FN'R
Goth/Jade/Nate Broadway v Carpenter/John West/Jackal v Draven/Sam Hell/Captain Insanity

Dope Boys by The Game plays over the speakers as Carpenter, Jackal and John West stop out from behind the curtain. The quickly make their down to the ring; Jackal tests the ropes as Jason Carpenter poses for the fans.

The Cross by Within Temptation starts to play as Goth, Jade and Nate Broadway appear at the top of the ramp way. They pose and taunt the crowd as they head to the ring. They slide into the ring as the Rampage representatives slide out.

In Time by Mark Collie plays as Draven steps out, he looks around the arena before starting to head down the ramp. Sam Hell pushes the curtain aside and follows behind Draven. Both men reach the steps about the same time, Sam pushes Draven out of the way and climbs the steps, entering the ring. Draven slides in under the bottom rope.

Draven and Hell stare each other down, more concerned about their own feud than the match. Broadway hits Draven from behind as Jackal grabs Sam and nails him with a suplex. Draven rolls out of the ring as the bell rings. Broadway is quick to stomp on the prone Sam Hell. Jackal and Broadway lock up. After a small battle of strength Broadway whips Jackal into the corner. Broadway get blindsided by a clothesline from Hell. Jackal tags in John West. West charges at Sam Hell, who clotheslines him to the mat as well. Hell picks up Broadway and delivers a backbreaker. West is back to his feet and nails Hell with a inverted DDT. John West covers Broadway and the ref starts the count.

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Jade Dragon breaks the pin fall with an elbow drop from the top rope. Broadway tags Jade in. Draven calls for the tag but Hell ignores him. Jade and Hell both start to stomp Jackal who tries to make it to his corner for a tag. Sam turns his focus towards Jade and executes headlock takedown. Jackal tags in Carpenter. Carpenter whips Sam Hell into the corner and follows up with a series of chops to the chest of Hell. Draven tags himself in and tackles Jade to the mat, hitting her with a flurry of lefts and rights. Carpenter dropkicks Draven in the back of the head. Jade is quick to get back to her feet and hit Draven with a leg drop. Jade tags in Goth; Goth locks up with Draven and knees him in the gut. Goth bounces Draven off of the ropes and takes him to the mat with a Russian legsweep. Goth locks Draven in a figure four leglock. The ref checks to see if Draven gives up. Carpenter breaks the hold with a hard kick to Goth. Draven gets to his feet slowly and hits Carpenter with a neckbreaker. Goth nails Draven with a full nelson slam. Carpenter makes a quick cover on Draven.

Sam Hell tries to break up the pinfall but is stopped by Jackal. Jade climbs the top turnbuckle and hits both Hell and Jackal with a cross-body block. Goth breaks up the pin with an elbow to the back of Carpenter. All hell breaks loose as the ref tries to restore some sort of order. Jade charges at Sam Hell; Hell ducks the attack and dumps her over the ropes. Jade falls to the concrete floor as Nate Broadway and John West fight on the apron. Jade grabs West’s ankle and pulls him to the floor. Broadway grabs Sam Hell and jumps off of the apron, choking Hell on the ropes. The referee manages to get everyone back to their corner.

Carpenter tags in Jackal who is quick to grapple with Draven. Draven takes Jackal down with an inverted suplex. Goth tags in Nate Broadway. Draven whips Jackal into corner and Broadway charges Jackal. Jackal counters with a boot to the face. Broadway staggers back, Draven hits him with the HeadHunter, a reverse DDT. Jackal tries for a top attack but is stopped short by a diamond cutter from Draven. Drave covers Jackal, the ref counts.

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Winner: Alex Draven/Sam Hell/Captain Insanity

[Michael Saint]

Steel Cage Grudge Match
BDC VS PENCE

Max Carter: Things are about to get crazier as we have a HCW wrestler take on… a HCW wrestler!

Mystery Man: Brand solidarity be damned! These guys have wanted a piece of each other for a while, now, and they’re gonna get more than they bargained for tonight!

Mean Gene stands in the centre of the ring as the cage is lowered down around him.

Mean Gene: The next bout is a Steel Cage Grudge Match!

White neon lights flicker throughout the arena and "Sex on Fire" by Kings of Leon blasts from the arena's PA system. The crowd boo loudly as the man, the myth, the legend BDC walks from behind the curtain and stands at the top of the ramp. The EWC - Tron shows the Welsh National Flag, and red, white and green pyro shoot high into the air and he then heads toward the ring.

Mean Gene: From the great nation of Wales, weighing in tonight at 311lbs, here is B... D... C!

BDC walks slowly up the ring steps and through the cage door. He proceeds to climb each turnbuckle one at a time, raising his right arm in the air. He then jumps up and down a little in the centre of the ring and crouches a little, hands on his knees, as "Ignition" by Toby Mac begins to play. Pence Weatherlight bursts through the curtain and stand out upon the entrance ramp, soaking up the sound of cheers. The fans lean over the crowd barrier in an attempt to touch him, but his focus is entirely on the ring as he jogs down the ramp.

Mean Gene: And his opponent, from Hershey, Pennsylvania! He weighs in tonight at 230lbs and is a member of the New Age Legion - Pence Weatherlight!

Pence climbs into the ring and quickly walks up to BDC, immediately getting in his face as the two trade insults.

MC: I give Pence Weatherlight a lot of credit - he’s not showing any fear against BDC. But it would be fair to call this a David and Goliath affair, wouldn’t it?

MM: Absolutely. BDC is a foot taller than Pence, and over eighty pounds heavier! That’s like two of you, Max Carter!

MC: Oh, very funny…

Pence strikes first with a hard slap across the face of BDC. BDC takes a step back and rubs his chin, seemingly nonplussed by the shot. He steps forward and offers his chin for another punch.

MM: BDC’s gonna give him a free shot!

MC: This is a blatantly disrespectful move by the Welshman!

Pence answers BDC’s offer with a kick to the stomach, followed by a flurry of punches to the face that force BDC back a few steps. Weatherlight attempts an Irish whip, but BDC reverses, pulling his opponent into a short arm clothesline. Pence gets back to his feet quickly but is taken back down with a big boot to the face.

MC: BDC, the bigger man, using his weight and power advantage right there.

MM: Oh, there’s nothing pretty about what he does, but you have to admit, it’s effective!

BDC shrugs his shoulders and points at the referee standing outside the ring, telling him to open the cage door. As BDC strolls across the ring Pence makes it back to his feet and shouts after the big man. BDC turns around to find Weatherlight motioning to bring it on. BDC nods his head and slowly walks back towards his opponent. Pence attempts a punch but is blocked, and BDC answers with a hard shot of his own that knocks Weatherlight against the cage. BDC hoists his opponent over one shoulder, charges across the ring, and lawndarts him into the far wall! Pence collapses on the canvas, but BDC shakes his head and lifts him back up onto a shoulder. He runs across the ring and once more launches Pence into the steel!

MC: Weatherlight’s skull cracks against the steel!

MM: He isn’t gonna be able to take many more of those!

BDC lifts Pence up onto his shoulder a third time and points across the ring. He charges forward, but before he can do anything Pence slips off his shoulder and shoves him against the cage! BDC stumbles back only for Weatherlight to dropkick him from behind, sending him head first against the steel! BDC falls to his knees, holding his head, as Pence climbs back to his feet. BDC also gets up, fury etched across his face as he stares at his opponent. The Welshman rushes forward with a clothesline, but Pence ducks and catches BDC with a chop block to the back of the leg! BDC collapses in a heap as Pence continues to attack the leg, stomping on the knee repeatedly!

MC: Pence is attacking the surgically repaired knee of his opponent!

MM: This is smart strategy on the part of Weatherlight. He can’t match BDC’s strength, but if he takes out the big man’s legs it’s going to be easier to win.

Pence grabs the battered leg of BDC and attempts a half Boston crab, but the big man struggles and manages to kick Pence away. He stumbles to his feet, hopping on one leg, but gets caught with another chop block to the knee! Pence dives on his opponent, grabbing him by the throat and choking him! BDC kicks and thrashes before finally getting a hand around Weatherlight’s throat. Pence struggles against the iron tight grip of the Welshman, who climbs back to his feet and with one hand hurls his opponent into the cage wall!

MC: BDC with the advantage again!

MM: Pence let his emotions get the better of him, and now he’s in a world of trouble!

BDC picks up Weatherlight and whips him hard across the ring and into the far corner. Pence collapses in the corner of the ring, but BDC has him back up quickly, pulling him by the hair to a standing position before unleashes a series of hard punches right to the face. Weatherlight’s face is bruised and swollen before BDC finally drags him into the middle of the ring. Even with one good leg he manages to hoist Pence up and hold him in a stalling suplex before sending him right back down to earth with a bang. BDC raises his fists in the air to a chorus of boos.

MC: This is terrible - BDC is just toying with Weatherlight!

MM: It doesn’t look like he’s through with him, either!

With one more kick to the face, BDC walks towards the nearest corner. He slowly climbs up to the top turnbuckle, using the cage wall to help him up. He looks down at Pence with a sick smile before leaping off the turnbuckle with a huge splash - but Pence moves just in time! BDC hit’s the canvas hard, clutching his chest and his knee!

MC: BDC is down! This is Weatherlight’s chance!

Weatherlight pulls himself up with the help of the ring ropes, just as BDC manages to stagger back to his feet. Pence charges forward with a spear, putting all of his weight into it and knocking the big man down! He mounts BDC and unleashes a flurry of punches before the Welshman shoves him off. BDC rolls over and gets to his hands and knees only to taste a dropkick from Weatherlight! BDC is flat on his back as Pence Weatherlight grabs his legs and applies the Indian deathlock! BDC screams out in pain as Pence wrenches on the hold, twisting the Welshman’s knees! BDC slaps the mat to submit, but the referee can’t stop the match!

MC: BDC is tapping out! But this match can only be won by escaping the cage!

MM: They both know that, but Pence Weatherlight wants to deal out a little punishment to his opponent!

After what seems like a minute, BDC appears to have passed out from the pain! Pence pulls himself free and struggles to his feet. He staggers over to the nearest corner and slowly begins to climb! The crowd cheer him on as Weatherlight pulls himself towards the top of the cage! But Pence doesn’t realise that BDC has started moving and is starting to come round! As Pence nears the top of the cage, BDC slowly stumbles to his feet. The Welshman limps towards the corner and drags himself up after his opponent. Pence tries to kick him away, but BDC keeps coming, yelling out in rage! He manages to climb up between Pence’s legs, so that Weatherlight is sitting on his shoulders! Pence fires down with punches to the face, trying to knock the Welshman down, but BDC grabs his legs and falls back! Both men hit the canvas hard and bounce with the impact!

MC: Oh my God! They may have broken their backs!

MM: BDC fell from about ten feet. Pence - hell, he fell from about fifteen!

Neither man is moving as a referee rushes inside to check on them. Amazingly, both men begin to stir and ever so slowly drag themselves up with the help of the ring ropes and cage wall. The stagger to their feet, each man on opposite sides of the ring. They stare at each other with hate in their eyes and charge across the ring. BDC attempts a clothesline, but Pence ducks, and on the way back he delivers a flying forearm smash! Pence gets back up and raises his fist to the crowd. They unleash a chorus of cheers as he grabs BDC by the hair and pulls him up. Pence whips BDC across the ring and when the Welshman comes back Pence attempts the Battle Testimony, but BDC is too heavy and his back is too sore! BDC with an elbow to the back of the head. BDC goes for the Blackout! He pulls Pence up onto his shoulders and spins around, but Weatherlight counters with a huracanrana!

MC: Huracanrana from Weatherlight! I don’t think I’ve ever seen him do that before!

MM: They’re both pulling out all the stops!

With BDC on the ground, Pence turns towards the cage door. He stumbles forward, looking to escape, when a large hand grabs him around the ankle and trips him up! BDC crawls over his opponent and slams his forearm across the back of Weatherlight’s head before getting to his feet and pulling Pence by his legs towards the corner. BDC with a slingshot on Pence into the corner, but Pence manages to land on top of the top turnbuckle! Pence begins to climb as quickly as he can up the cage wall, as BDC climbs up behind him!

MC: It’s a race to top, but only one man can win!


BDC grabs Pence by his tights and pulls him back down to the turnbuckle. The two men trade punches as they hang onto the cage wall. BDC swings and Pence ducks, hooking his opponent under the arm. Weatherlight with the Heavy Artillery off the top turnbuckle! Both men crash back into the ring!

MM: And once again, they both come crashing down to earth!

Pence struggles to his hands and knees and begins slowly crawling towards the cage door. With the crowd egging him on, he drags himself under the bottom rope and down the ring steps. Pence falls to the floor, and the bell rings!

Mean Gene: The winner of the match - Pence Weatherlight!

[Michael Saint]

MNB VS HCW VS FN'R
_{Winner Gets A Title Shot On Their Show!}
Crazyman vs Haven's Outlaw vs Maddog

Ding! Ding!

Crazyman, Maddog, and Haven’s Outlaw circle the ring momentarily before Maddog rushes at Haven’s Outlaw, only to have Outlaw duck the attempt and have Maddog connect with a lariat on Crazyman. Maddog then stomps on him a couple of times before giving him a hard kick into the ribs.

Outlaw, turns back around to face Maddog, only to take a boot to the gut from Maddog. Maddog gives Outlaw a spinning elbow before giving him two hard European uppercuts, before giving him a second kick to the gut, and dropping him on his head with a snap DDT.

Crazyman gets back to his feet and hits the fallen Outlaw with a leg drop, before getting back to his feet and laying into Maddog with a few right hands. Crazyman kicks him in the gut and goes for his Double Arm DDT, only to have Maddog elbow his way free, and spin him down to the mat with a Sambo suplex.

Maddog lifts Crazyman to his feet only to get a hard elbow to his gut, doubling him over, before Crazyman gives him a hard knee to the face. Crazyman rushes over to Maddog, giving him a hard clothesline that flips him over the top rope, and sends him crashing to the floor. Before Crazyman can turn around, Outlaw grabs him from behind and pulls him into a school boy pin.

ONE

TWO

THR

Crazyman kicks out before the three can be counted. Outlaw tries to lift Crazyman to his feet, only to get a Russian Leg Sweep from him instead. Crazyman rolls Outlaw back to his feet, and hits him with a second Russian Leg Sweep. Crazyman again rolls back up with Outlaw, but instead of hitting the third Russian Leg Sweep, he spins him around and hits him with his Double Arm DDT before going for the cover.

ONE

TWO

THREE

Ding! Ding!

[Michael Saint]

Powers That Be Triangle Tag Team Match
Lena Katina/Michael Saint vs Xavier/Broadway vs Thornback/Chavez

(Open in the ring where we see the staff)

(The bell rings and the match is underway. Saint starts off the match with Xavier. Saint with his hand in the air calling for a test of strength. Xavier locks his hands with Saint's. Saint right away with an advantage and Xavier has a look of horror on his face. Saint rears back and goes to punch Xavier, but he ducks under and tags in Nate Broadway. Saint with a lock up on Broadway and a go behind. Saint takes over Broadway. Saint is setting something up, but Eugene Thornback tags himself in. Saint looks over and Thornback and slaps him before getting out of the ring. Eugene drops and elbow on Broadway and goes for a cover

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Broadway kicks out throwing Eugene across the ring.)

MAX: Broadway over powering the HCW GM

MM: Duh Eugene is not a wrestler.

(Lena Katina tags herself into the match and Broadway is out. Eugene starts to go for Lena, but Emilie yells over at him. Emilie wants in the match and wants some of Lena. Emilie is tagged in and the two ladies lock up. Lena with a boot and a suplex

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broken up by Thornback. Lena is up and hits a knee. DDT! Lena goes up top. Lena goes for her patented 450 Splash, but Thornback pulls Emilie out of the way!)

Max: Lucky girl

MM: Lena hits that move the match is over.

(Lena tags in Saint and Emilie is quick to tag in Xavier. Xavier runs in and spears the Vice President!!!! Xavier is up and celebrating like he just won the EWC Championship! Saint is to his feet and Xavier is celebrating not paying attention. Xavier turns around to go face to face with Saint. Saint with a boot and presses Xaiver over his head. Xavier is slammed in the center of the ring. Xavier crawls over to Broadway and tags him into the match. Saint and Broadway and nose to nose. The two men start to scream and now they are trading punches. Everyone is in the ring now. It has broken down. All the staff is brawling with one another. From the back runs in each shows respective teams! It is chaos! The Ref has lost control and calls for the bell.)


Winner: NO CONTEST VIA INTERFERENCE!

(All the staff are broken up by security and the VP gets in the ring.)

Saint: How dare you call for the bell and not get to where someone won the match. I should......

(From the crowd runs in El Chupacabra!)

MAX: Its Chupa!

MM: The former World Champion is back.

MAX: He is suspended what is he doing here?

(Chupa has a chair and floors his younger brother with a shot to the back of the head. Chupa leaves the way he came and we fade to a package for the Main Event.)

[Michael Saint]

Main Event
Champions No DQ Match
The Rev vs Level One vs Kid Cannibis


[/Mean Gene: The following match is our main event, the battle of the champions!

The crowd go crazy as "Kryptonite" by Big Boi and the Purple RIbbon All Stars blasts out over the PA. The fans aren't left waiting for too long as the man, the myth, the legend Kid Cannabis struts out onto the stage with the HCW Championship fastened tightly around his waist. He makes his way to the ring slapping palms with the faithful.

Mean Gene: First, from Amsterdam in the Netherlands and weighing in tonight at 220lbs! He is the current HCW Champion and the man known around the world as Obama Version 2.0 - Kid Cannabis!

Cannabis hops onto the apron, then leaps over the top rope before hitting each corner of the ring, soaking up the applause of the fans.

All lights in the arena go out except for a single spotlight shining near the entranceway. The words "Kneel before your leader" flash on the Jumbo-Tron as "The Imperial March" the theme from The Empire Strikes Back booms over the speakers throughout the arena. The Jumbo-Tron video now flashes to several clips of The Rev in action as he emerges from the entranceway. The fans boo as The Rev casually strolls down the aisle. The single spotlight follows him all the way to the ring. The Rev's publicist, Skippy Mohophosite #1, follows closely, blocking any garbage the fans choose to throw at The Rev.

Mean Gene: And his opponents! First, weighing in at 226lbs, he is the EWC Champion - The Rev!

Stepping through the ropes, The Rev stands in the center of the ring with arms spread wide open. He grins as the fans boos have now become deafening, almost drowning out the music. All the lights now come back on in the arena and the music goes silent.

"Put You On Game" by Lupe Fiasco blasts the PA system, as Level-One steps up on-top of the ramp. Red smoke swirls beneath him, and a string of red and blue pyro shoots up into the air he raises both of his titles high in the air.

Mean Gene: Finally, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada! Weighing in at 262 pounds, he is the current 1/2 of the Tag-Team Champions, and the current World Heavyweight Champion...Level-One!!!

Level-One puts both his titles on each-shoulder and slowly begins to walk down the ramp, being booed loudly by the crowd. Level-One stops before eyeing down a fan, mocking the fan in the process. Level-One turns, and climbs up onto the apron. He climbs up the nearest turnbuckle, hoisting both titles high in the air. Level-One hops down, and trades barbs with his opponents in the ring.

Max Carter: This is it, the one we’ve been waiting for!

Mystery Man: It’s time to find out which brand truly has the most dominant champion!

The bell rings and the three men move slowly around the ring, eyeing each other for weaknesses. Level-One calls to The Rev and points at Kid Cannabis, signalling that they should work together. Rev nods and smiles malevolently at Kid Can as he steps forward - only to take a forearm to the back of the head from Level-One!

MC: I guess that throws any chance of alliances out the window!

The Rev and Level-One trade punches until level gains the upper hand and whips Rev towards Kid Cannabis, who takes the EWC Champion down with a beautiful standing dropkick. Kid Can’s celebrations are short-lived, however, when he gets rocked by a brutal running clothesline from Level-One.

MC: A great display of power by the World Champion.

MM: Level-One is the biggest guy in this thing, and he’ll need to use his extra weight and power to his advantage, grounding and pounding his opponents.

Level has Kid Can up and throws him into the nearest corner before firing a series of chops to the chest of the HCW Champion. Level goes to the well once too often as Cannabis ducks a chop and kicks him hard in the gut, sending him back into the corner. Kid Cannabis with a flurry of knife edge chops that echo around the arena and leave red marks across the chest of Level-One! Without warning Kid Can gets jumped from behind by The Rev, who nails him with a shot to the back before throwing him through the ropes and out onto the floor. The Rev turns his attention to Level-One, whipping him across the ring into the opposite corner. The Rev runs in for a splash, but Level moves out of the way as the EWC Champion slams chest first into the turnbuckles, then stumbles backwards into a release German suplex! Level rolls The Rev onto his back and makes the first cover of the match!

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Kid Cannabis breaks up the pin by springing off the top rope and landing a leg drop right across the back of Level-One’s head! The World Champion stands up, only to taste a huracanrana that sends him across the ring! Kid Can runs to the corner and in one jump lands on the top turnbuckle. As The Rev gets to his feet, Cannabis leaps off and catches him with a flying cross body! Kid Can with the cover!

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The Rev kicks out. Kid Cannabis allows his opponent up before attempting a dropkick, but The Rev knocks his feet away, leaving the HCW Champion to fall on his face. The Rev quickly delivers an elbow drop to the back, followed by another, and a third, before Kid Cannabis rolls out of the ring, clutching his back.

MC: Kid Cannabis had the momentum, but in one moment it’s gone.

MM: That’s the one truth about these three way matches - you can’t allow anyone a second to breathe!

The Rev follows Kid Cannabis outside and continues his assault on Kid Can’s back. The HCW Champion fights back valiantly with hard lefts and rights. As the two men go toe to toe at ringside, Level-One has regained his bearings and his climbing the turnbuckles. He looks down at his opponents, leaps off, and catches them both with a huge cross body! Level climbs to his feet and screams into the air, as some sections of this Canadian crowd cheer him on!

MC: The big man flies and gets cheered for his trouble!

MM: Canada is the only country in the world where a guy like Level-One could be applauded!

Level-One doesn’t waste too much time as he marches over to the timekeeper’s table and grabs a chair. He folds it up and quickly puts it to use, slamming it against the skull of The Rev. He attempts the same with Kid Cannabis, but the HCW Champion blocks the shot and grabs a hold of the chair. Channelling the spirit of Sabu, Kid Can launches the chair at Level-One, hitting the World Champion right in the face. Level staggers back but stays on his feet, so Kid Can picks up the chair and throws it once more at his opponent! This time Level staggers back into the crowd barrier, the only thing that keeps him up. Kid Cannabis charges at Level with the chair, but Level ducks and sends Kid Can flying over the crowd barrier with a back body drop! Level looks down at Kid Cannabis, who’s huddled on the floor holding his back, and spits at him. Level-One turns around just in time to take a clothesline from The Rev that sends them both over the crowd barrier!

MC: Someone better call our lawyers, because these guys are about to get hardcore in the bleachers!

The Rev staggers to his feet and pulls Level-One up with him, grabbing the World Champion by the back of the neck and hurling him into a row of chairs that collapse under his weight and send him crashing to the floor. The Rev keeps it simple, throwing more chairs onto the body of Level-One. He stomps on level-One, half-buried under a pile of chairs, not noticing that Kid Cannabis has pulled himself up. Kid Can runs up behind The Rev and catches him with a bulldog onto the chairs and Level-One! Kid Cannabis holds his back and curses under his breath, but he’s still standing and the crowd cheer him on!

Level-One slowly pulls himself out of the wreckage. Too slowly, as it turns out; Kid Can is already making a run towards him. Cannabis jumps off a chair, grabs Level-One around the head, and nails him with a tornado DDT on the pile of chairs!

MC: Tornado DDT on the chairs! And there’s only concrete beneath that pile of steel!

MM: Someone check that Level is still breathing!

As The Rev struggles to stand back up, Kid Cannabis grabs him and drags him through the crowd towards the back of the ground floor level. They near a concessions stand, located by a wall just under the bleachers. Cannabis grabs a soda and takes a swig before spitting it in the face of The Rev. Kid Can goes back on the attack, but The Rev hits back with stiff blows to the face. The Rev tries to whip Kid Cannabis into the wall, but Cannabis reverses. Rev, however, manages to stop himself before he hit’s the brick wall, and turns around into a super kick from the HCW Champion!

MC: Kid Cannabis is a man possessed!

MM: He’s worked hard to build HCW, and he wants to prove that they’re the best!

Unfortunately for Kid Can, Level-One is back up and angry. He catches Cannabis with a hard shot to the back, raining down clubbing blows to the HCW Champion’s head and spine. Level tries to finish Kid Can once and for all, launching him with a belly to belly suplex into the brick wall! Cannabis collapses in a heap on the cold concrete floor.

MC: The brutality on display tonight is remarkable!

MM: We knew none of these men would leave anything in the tank!

Level-One heads over to the concessions stand, throwing the cheap souvenirs and drinks off the two tables that make up the stand. He drags the tables towards his opponents, depositing Kid Cannabis on one before knocking The Rev silly with a chair shot and laying him out on the second. Then Level-One looks up.

MM: Uh-oh.

MC: It’s fifteen feet from the balcony above them to the concrete floor below. A man of Level-One’s size could break his back from that height!

Level-One disappears down an entrance way, but quickly reappears on top of the balcony! He climbs over the crowd railing and stares down at the prone bodies of his opponents. With the cheers of the crowd in his ears, he jumps off with a frog splash! He hits The Rev, but Kid Cannabis rolls out of the way!

MC: Level-One and The Rev lie motionless in the wreckage of those two tables!

MM: And Kid Cannabis isn’t doing much better!

As Level-One begins to stir, Kid Cannabis pulls himself up to his feet. He staggers around before grabbing a chair and dragging it behind him towards his opponents, not bothering to fold it up. Level-One moves forward to meet him and catches Kid Can with a rake of the eyes. Level-One with a boot to the gut before he lifts Kid Cannabis up in a fireman’s carry. Level-One with the Darkness Shine, but Cannabis reverses into a DDT onto the chair! Level-One’s head leaves a huge dent in the seat!

MC: Level-One’s face slammed into that chair, and he’s been busted open!

MM: He’s got a lot of old scar tissue on his forehead, and that chair opened up an old wound!

While Level-One lies bleeding on the floor, Kid Cannabis turns his attention to The Rev, who has finally managed to extricate himself from the broken furniture. Reaching blindly for a weapon, Kid Cannabis manages to grab… a light saber?

MM: What the hell?

Seeing the glowing plastic weapon in Kid Can’s hands, The Rev also grabs a weapon from the crowd - another light saber.

MC: This is about to get surreal.

The two men look each other in the eye before charging forward. Their light sabers clash as the try to beat each other with the plastic rods, the sound effects in the handle making “whooshing” noises as they fight. With the two men so preoccupied, they haven’t spotted Level-One drag himself up. He staggers up behind The Rev and catches him unawares, grabbing the light saber and choking the EWC Champion with it. As The Rev’s face turns blue a figure runs out from the shadows.

MC: It’s Amy Rosen!

MM: And what’s that in her hand?

Amy swings a small bag through the air, nailing Level-One right in the back of the head. Level collapses on the ground, and Amy triumphantly holds up her bag of Jew gold! She runs off backstage and in a single bound lands on the back of Panda One! Amy gradually makes her escape as Kid Cannabis is left standing over the bodies of Level-One and The Rev, a plastic light saber in his hand.

MM: What the hell just happened?

MC: I… I don’t know, I-

MM: What in the blue hell just happened!?

Kid Cannabis tosses the light saber aside and grabs The Rev by the hair. He points towards the ring and starts pulling Rev back to the crowd barrier. The EWC Champion gets the upper hand, shoving Kid Cannabis into the barrier before sending him over with a clothesline, but gets caught by Level-One, who dumps him over the crowd barrier with a body slam. Level climbs over the barrier, grabs Rev and whips him across the floor into the ring steps; Rev crashes into the steps and is left in a heap as Level tosses Kid Cannabis inside the ring.

Level-One climbs in after Kid Can and attacks him with stomps to the head. He picks Can up and throws him around like a rag doll with a series of suplexes. Level hoists Can up for a big stalling suplex, holding him up for what seems like forever. In fact, it’s a little too long - Cannabis manages to slip out of the hold and land on his feet behind Level-One. The World Champion turns around to see Kid Cannabis spring off the ropes and catch him with a flying headscissors!

MC: Just when you think it’s over, someone pulls one more trick out of the bag!

The Rev struggles into the ring and attacks Kid Cannabis from behind. He whips Kid Can across the ring, but when the HCW Champion comes back he levels Rev with a leaping Shining Wizard! Cannabis gets to his feet and grins at the adoring crowd as he points towards the nearest corner!

MC: Kid Cannabis is about to fly!

MM: He’s gonna get high, huh? Huh?

MC: Uh, yeah.

MM: See what I did there?

MC: Yeah, it was great.


Cannabis climbs to the top turnbuckle, pumps the air and jumps off with the Spliff Star… but Rev gets his knees up! Kid Cannabis rolls out of the ring, clutching his ribs. Rev struggles to get to his feet, oblivious to the bloodied but determined Level-One, who left the ring and grabbed his World title. Rev turns around and tastes the gold as Level slams it into his face! Level-One lays the title out in the centre of the ring before picking up The Rev. Level Advance on the title! Level-One makes a cover as Kid Cannabis desperately tries to get back into the ring!

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The referee calls for the bell!

Mean Gene: Here is your winner - the World Heavyweight Champion, Level-One!

Level-One kneels in the centre of the ring, the crimson mask on his face, but a look of satisfaction as he lifts his World title into the aircenter]