24 Hour Combat Title: NOV/DEC 2009

[President Mac]

The person left with the title at 11:59PM (on the last day of December) will be the new champion for THAT month and may CLAIM the title in there title histories

OR

If YOU are left as the CHAMPION for more then 24hours, you are able to CLAIM yourself as a TRUE COMBAT champion! At the start of every month a NEW posting will be made and the BELT will be up for grabs!

NO OOC COMMENTS ARE ALLOWED AT ALL
YOU MUST POST DESCRIPTIVE TITLE CHANGES...not just "Bob covers for the pin...1...2...3...new champ

Try to be creative and MUST BE REALISTIC. You CANNOT kill a wrestler or USE him in a way that would HURT is persona. Try to add to the story...how you beat him and where you go next.

ADD *TBC* at the end of every post if you can remember to do so

Have fun!!!!

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President Mac stands in the middle of the ring in the empty MTS Centre in Winnipeg Manitoba where every combat title begins it's new reign!

Mac has the belt raised high above the ring and then walks out as the scene fades to black

*TBC*

[gold]

As Mac disappears from view, our attention is turned towards the maintenance entrance; Aiden Gold is driving a Genie Lift up to the ring. He extends the arm of the lift outward and raises himself closer to the title. He grabs the title, throws it over his shoulder; he lowers the lift until the arm touches the ropes, and jumps out. He lands on the ring floor and holds the title over his head in celebration. He then slides out of the ring and makes his way up the entrance ramp.

**TBC**

[Gabriel]

As Aiden is exiting the arena, a circus parade is in session down the road. Some clowns are marching, some juggling and some riding in those small cars. One clown comes over juggling bowling pins. He walks up to Aiden and juggles in front of him. He throws one high in the air. As the bowling pin cmes down, the clown bops Aiden on the head knocking him out. The clown rips off his costume and reveals to be Deadpool. A monkey comes scampering over and counts the 3 as Deadpool covers Aiden. Deadpool picks up the 24 hr. title and mounts an elephant with the monkey and rides off into the sunset.


TBC......

[Johnny Insane]

As sun down approaches, Deadpool reaches the end of the parade's marching line and dismounts the elephant with the monkey staying on and giving him a thumbs up. Deadpool walks with his title in hand to the cars when from behind Johnny Insane comes and smashes a gigantic candy cane of Deadpool's head. Deadpool looks at Johnny like he's , but Johnny then low blows Deadpool who falls to the ground, holding his family jewels. Johnny then makes the cover and tells a teenaged black girl to count to three, which she does. Johnny gets up, grabs his title, does a happy dance, and jumps into a passing convertable Dodge Viper's backseat and sits in the backseat with a group of kids, with his finger over his lips.

TBC

[Pence Weatherlight]

As Johnny Insane's ride reaches a red light, Pence Weatherlight appears on the street corner, and charges over to the car. The kids cheer as Pence pulls Johnny out of the car and slams him down on the asphault, and Johnny quickly gets up. Johnny tries to hit Pence with punches, but Pence weaves in and out, and as Johnny goes for a right hook Pence ducks and then comes up locking in the Heavy Artillery as he slams him down. Pence goes for the cover and looks at the kids and shouts.

Pence: Count it!

The kids all count to three and after they are done they make the 'ding...ding...ding' noise. Pence gets up and takes the belt from Insane and runs inside of a nearby candy store.

TBC....

[Gabriel]

As Pence is entering the candy store he slips on jelly beans that have scattered on the floor. Deadpool is seen sitting on the far counter eating sour patch kids. As Pence gets to his feet, Deadpool throws a chocolate rabbit at him and hits him in the head. A candy fight ensues and Deadpool caps it off by throwing fudge at Pence's face. The thud from impact makes Pence twirl around and Deadpool follows up with a trya fudge to Pence's face again. Deadppol climbs the top of the counter and executes the Volaticum Letum. Deadpool pins Pence. Out of nowhere a fat referee eating candy notices and counts the pin. Deadpool grabs the 24 Hr. Title and runs out the back door into and alley. He jumps into a waiting black van and drives to the local carnival. Deadpool hides in the tea cup whirl ride.

TBC....

[Pence Weatherlight]

As the tea cup whirl ride competes its' almost one-hundreth rotation, Deapool staggers off of the ride and out into the fun house full of mirrors. As he reaches one point he vomits all over the floor in front of him and the he hears a snicker, turning around he sees Pence Weatherlight who bulldogs him right into his own vomit. Pence smiles as he drag's deadpools face through it and then lifts him up and irish whips him through one of the mirrors, smashing it to pieces. Pence then goes and pins the now covered in bile and his own blood deadpool as a clown wearing a referees uniform comes out and counts to three. Pence picks up the title and runs towards the ferris wheel.

TBC....

[Gabriel]

As the Ferris Wheel climbs towards the top, it stops. Pence looks around and sees Deadpool, slight stains of vomit on his face, climbing up the top. Pence climbs out of the ferris wheel cab and climbs down to meet Deadpool. About twenty feet above ground a brawl ensues between the two Brawl stars. Deadpool grabs Pence by the waist and both men fall off the ferris wheel and land in a vat of cotton candy. Deadpool jumps on top of Pence and ties him up in the sticky substance. Deadpool throws Pence out of the vat and onto the ground. A penguin wearing a referee shirt pops out of the local peting zoo and makes the three count. Deadpool looks over at the penguin.

Deadpool: Philip?

Philip: Chirp

Deadpool and his old penguin friend Philip climb aboard a bus and head to the airport. They board a plane and head to San Diego, where they hop a car and go to the naval base. They charter a submarine and head under water. They wait there in the submarine.


TBC.....

[Johnny Insane]

After a while, Deadpool realizes that he has to go to the restroom, so he gets out of his seat and goes down the aisle. He enters the restroom and begins doing number two. After a while, he realizes that there's no T.P. so he begins to scream for someone to bring him some. As he does his business, the sound of Philip the Penguin chirping can be heard. Deadpool quickly runs out of the bathroom only for Johnny to kick the penguin into Deadpool's face, causing him to fall over. Johnny Insane comes over and does a teabag style pin and yells for the captain to count to three, which he does. Johnny then stands up, takes the title, spits on Deadpool, and locks himself into the supply closet with 35 Family Sized bag of Dorritos.

[Gabriel]

The suppl closet door is ripped open and a big and tattooed sailor pulls Johnny out of the closet. Johnny is thrown into a circle of sailors, but than hit from behind by Deadpool. Deadpool hits Johnny one more time in the head with a fire extimguisher. Deadpool covers and Philip makes the count. The submarine surfaces and Deadpool, Philip, the crew of sailors and an unconscious Johnny Insae go above deck. A hilo has landed and Philip and Deadpool climb aboard. As the helo is flying away, the scene below shows Johnny in a life boat with several bags of Lays potato chips and water. The helo lands in Los Angeles. Deadpool goes tot he airport anbd boards a plane heading for Moscow. Deadpool and Philip hop off the pane and hide in Vladimir Lenin's tomb.

TBC.....

[Pence Weatherlight]

As Deadpool gets inside of the crypt he smells something that smells like horse shit, turning around he is hit in the face with a bag full of horse shit. Pence Weatherlight smiles and even lets out a laugh as Deadpool whipes the shit from his face. Pence rushes deadpool and the two begin to fight, fist to fist, and leg to leg. Finally Pence gets the advantage and pulls Deadpool in for a Heavy Artillery, Pence lands it, but before going for the pin he walks over to the dead Russian's coffin, and spits on it.

Pence: Damn Russians.

Pence then walks over to Deadpool and then goes for the cover, an angry ghost of Vlad appears, and does the count against his better judgement. The ghost counts to three and Pence picks uo the title and pulls out his cellphone.

Pence: Seriously, these people need the ghostbusters.

After calling Billy Murray and the gang, Pence turns around, and runs outside. He makes his way to the airport and books a ticket to Tokyo, Japan. He decides to hide among the masses of the people ready fly, how could anyone find him among hundreds?

TBC....

[Sedition: Gladiator]

Friday Night Rampage co-gm, and old nemesis of Pence peers out among a large group of Japanese people. Though Pence thought it would be difficult to be found, he forgot that though he is a shrimp of a man he still towers over 99.9% of Japanese people. Gladiator crawls through the crowd and sneaks up behind Pence. He clips his knee with a lead pipe and rolls him up in a school boy pin. Bill Murray who just happened to be near counts to three.

GLADIATOR: Thanks Bill.

BILL MURRAY: Anytime.

Gladiator takes off as Bill Murray stands over Pence.

PENCE: Hey, you and the other ghostbusters were supposed to be taking care of the ghost I told you about. I left you a message.

BILL MURRAY: I didn't get the message. It must have gotten Lost In Translation.

Gladiator hops in a car and drives to a Hiroshima Memorial site to toast the American victory over the Japs.

[Vic Santana]

Vic Diaz notices Gladiator standing at the Hiroshima Memorial, runs from behind and attacks him with a kendo stick followed by a black tooth grin on top of the combat belt. Diaz then calls over an american tourist walking by.

Vic: hey, count to three for me, will ya?

Tourist: one, two, three.

Vic picks up the belt, leaves the museum and heads for the airport.

TBC

[Sedition: Gladiator]

The head of Gladiator's monkey army, the feared Montacor takes aim at Vic Diaz through the scope of a rifle. Montacor fires and a tranquilizer dart shatters the airport window and pierces Vic Diaz. Diaz passes out and six monkeys hoist him up and carry him outside. Gladiator stands with Montacor on the tarmac of the runway as the monkeys drop Diaz at his feet.

GLADIATOR: Foolish man. Never interrupt me at a war memorial toast.

Gladiator covers him and Montacor makes the three count. Gladiator and his monkey army board a helicopter.

GLADIATOR: Take me to Omaha Beach. Let the war memorial toasting resume.

The helicopter takes off bound for the D-Day memorial site in Normandy, France.

[Johnny Insane]

As Gladiator lands in Normandy, he gets off of the helicopter and speculates the surrounding area for a bit before the pilot kicks him off of the helicopter. Gladiator looks on like "What the fuck?!" as the helicopter takes off, with the monkeys still on board. As Gladiator turns around, he gets a swift kick in the gonads by Johnny Insane, who has pornstar Jenna Jameson right next to him. He makes the pin and she counts the three. Picking up his title, he stands up and looks at Jenna.

.:: Johnny Insane :;.

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"Oh, and about that together forever thing... yeah, I thought I was never getting home... so uhm... BYE!"

Almost instantly, an Audi comes and picks Johnny up and he takes off in the Audi and takes a long drive to Rome, Italy.[/size][/center]

[Esther Aqsa Rose]

Suddenly, Dr. Rosen springs on the scene with The Rev and Gladiator. She whips out her raygun.

Dr. Rosen"Alright Johnny! Just lay down and no one gets vaporized!"

Johnny goes to escape, but Dr. Rosen hits him on the head with the raygun. Gladiator then gets down to make the pin, with a referee coming from nowhere to make it.

ONE

TWO

THREE

Gladiator: "Good work Amy!"

Dr. Rosen: "Just remember Gladdy, I'm just a whistle away."

Dr. Rosen takes out her parasol, clicks her heels and floats away, as Gladiator takes off with title back in his possession.

[Gabriel]

A shot is heard fired. People gather and watch as Dr. Rosen's parasol shatters and she falls into a pile of vegetables. A man wearing a black ski mask and black BDU's with a black headset comes walking over and hits her with the butt of his weapon. He than notices Gladiator running with the 24 title. He carefully takes aim but suddenly stops. He begins to persuit Gladiator throughout the historical city of Rome. The black clad man finally catches up with Gladiator and tosses his rifle between the legs of Gladiator. Gladiator falls flat on his face. As The Rev is turning around, a stiff shot catches him in the mouth. A blackened van comes pulling up and a small black clad penguin hops out. The black clad man pins Gladiator and the small penguin counts. The man removes his mask and reveals to be Deadpool. Deadpool runs up to the top of a nearby building and commonderes a hang glider. Deadpool jumps off the building top and floats on down to a nearby waiting yacht. Philip is on board.

Deadpool: Tell your cousin Penny I say thank you.

Philip: Quack.

Deadpool and Philip sail off into the sunset towards Madagascar. Once landing they find a family of lemurs and join them in the trees.

TBC.....

[Deleted]

Deadpool is astonished to find that the tree is empty, and a pile of dead lemurs are stacked beside the tree. While Deadpool is distracted, DeAndre Miles kicks him in the nuts and goes for the pin. He plays a recording of a ref counting the 3 count from his cell phone.

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*TBC*

[Esther Aqsa Rose]

Dr. Rosen gets back up and dusts herself off.

Amy: "You give and you give and you give and they just take and take and take."

The parasol reforms. As Gladiator gets back to his feet.

Gladiator: "Well, that wasn't very nice."

Amy: "I know. It's a very nice parasol. And sure it's an auto-reforming one, but still."

Gladiator, raises his arm in the air.

Gladitaor: "FOR THE PARASOL!!"

Amy takes out a remote control, and zaps Gladiator with a beam. Gladiator disapears.

Amy: "My work here is done. Time to back back to the lab."

Gladiator reappears, in front of Deadpool on the beach.

Gladiator: "Attack!"

The lemurs attack Deadpool bringing him back down to the ground. Gladitor makes the cover, as the leader of the lemurs makes the count.

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TWO

THREE

[Deleted]

The leader of the lemurs rips off it's mask to reveal DeAndre Miles, who proceeds to deliver a Cali-Crush to Gladiator and goes for the pin, which he counts himself since he went to ref school in Jr. High.

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*TBC*

[Sedition: Gladiator]

Deandre Miles attempts to escape, but is blocked off by Gladiator's monkey army who have comadeered the helicopter that flew away with them. Head monkey Montacor smacks Deandre over the head with a glass bottle. Montacor rolls Gladiator on top and gives the 3 count.

The monkeys lift Gladiator into the helicopter, and Montacor gets in the pilot chair and takes off into the air.

[Deleted]

Unfortunately for Gladiator, the pilot of the helicopter is DeAndre Miles, who kicks everyone out of the helicopter but himself and a knocked out Gladiator. DeAndre goes for the cover.

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DeAndre grabs a parachute and jumps out, landing in a third-world country known as Canada. Zing.

*TBC*

(I know it doesn't make much sence as to why I was in the helicopter with everyone, but let's just roll with it.)

[Johnny Insane]

As DeAndre lands, a beautiful red haired woman comes up to DeAndre and begins to flirt with him. DeAndre gets distracted by the beauty in the woman as she goes in to kiss him, but instead, knees him right into the balls. As DeAndre pays attention to his groins, out of nowhere, Jackie Williams comes in with a running knee lift to the temple of the head. Jackie goes for the pin as the beautiful woman counts the 3. He takes the 24/7 Championship and gets a kiss from the red head before the two run off and enter into a solid yellow 1998 Ford Mustang GT.

[Pence Weatherlight]

As Jackie reaches a certain point on the road to wherever he is going he stops at a redlight, clearly thinking he has got this in the bag, he rolls down his window, and does not pay attention to who is the crossing guard. Pence Weatherlight, dressed as a crossing guard, after seeing Jackie pulls him out of the car, and then picks him up laying him out with a Battle Testimony. The girl's eyes go wide at the strength Pence has as he goes for the pin, the girl begins to count for him. After reaching the number three Pence slips the belt out from around Jackie's waist and waves goodbye to him as he gets inside the car. Taking a quick look at the car he shakes his head.

Pence: You sir have bad taste in car paint...I think we need to change this color. What do you say miss? Care to steal this ride and find the right color?

She nods her head and Pence moves Jackie out of the road and on to the side walk where someone promptly steals his wallet. Pence shakes his head and gets the wallet back and lays it on his chest. He goes back to the car, now with the woman, and the championship he decides to head to a paint shop to get his new mustang in the right color.

TBC.....

[Pence Weatherlight]

Pence held up a new level of glory in his hands, clearly tired, and exhausted from being all over the place, Pence fell on his back and looked at the sky. The hot red head named Melissa put the title on Pence's chest and Pence smiled, he clutched the title tightly to himself, and before he closes his eyes he says.

Pence: Here is your True Combat Champion....Pence Weatherlight.

Pence's smile dropped and his eyes close and Melissa kisses him on the forehead. The scene bursts to static.

Pence Claims the Belt for Himself!

[President Mac]

WINNER: Pence Weatherlight!

Congratulations to Pence and to everyone who participated.
His title defense begins in January!