Post by President Mac on Mar 29, 2015 22:18:22 GMT -6
We open to everyone's favorite interviewer Ace Heart ... backstage in the heart of the EWC Arena. He sits behind a desk, hands clasped, and ready to start...
Back to Ace Heart, at the backstage Stranglemania X studio...
Ace Heart: The International Championship lives up to its name as thirty seven wrestlers from all different walks of life will fight for the right to claim it from a hellish triple tiered structure that President Mac has dubbed the Insanity Cage. Believe me, it is insane. Stuff thirty seven bloodthirsty gladiators into a barbed wire cage hell. They will need scratch and claw their way up one ladder into a second tier of the cage. Twenty seven dreams will be crushed in an instant as ten move on to a ghoulish container that will the remaining fighters to permeate grievous harm on each other with vicious armaments that are provided to them. Don't expect any wristlocks here -- expect barbed wire bats and blades to maim and disfigure. In our tribute to what may constitute as "March Madness" we bring you the final four -- the maddest of them all because the only way to win is possibly end someone's career. A human being will throw another off the top of this tower of terror and we have so kindly provided a nice soft landing -- tables set ablaze! Whoever walks International Champion this evening at Stranglemania X will have committed atrocities against humanity -- and you can see it tonight only on PPV!
Zzyzx gets up from the mat in frustration, yelling at the ref. As she distracts the ref, Alex Tripp begins to attack Insanity. Insanity is picked up and nearly swung into the steel stairs, but reverses. Alex Tripp does a flip over the steel stairs, knocking them clear across the mats on the outside. Zzyzx is still arguing with the ref. A fan hands Insanity a frying pan from over the barricade. He uses this on Tripp as he gets up off the mat. He throws it under the ring and returns to the ring like nothing happened. Bridges is now up, and is on the second turnbuckle. He hits a flying elbow into Zzyzx. Insanity arrives just in time to go on the offensive with Bridges before he can take the cover. Insanity and Bridges trade punches for a few seconds. Bridges get the best of the punches, knocking him down. Insanity pops up, and is hit with a hard powerslam. Insanity lies nearly knocked out on the mat. Bridges picks him up, and begins to set up for the Lyon Bomb!!
MM: Uh oh! Insanity may be in trouble!
CH: Look out!
Bridges lifts Insanity up high into the air, pauses a minute…Insanity slips off his back. Bridges turns around and is dazed with a European uppercut. Insanity hooks Bridges arm, swings him into the air, and connects with the Last Rites! Insanity takes the cover on Bridges!
MM: Is Captain Insanity going to win here! Last Rites! It’s all over!! The referee takes the count!...
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MM: HE DID IT!! Captain Insanity GETS THE VICTORY! WE HAVE A NEW INTERNATIONAL CHAMPION!!!
CH: He earned it. What a match!
Chriqui: HERE IS YOUR WINNER AND THE NEW EWC INTERNATIONAL CHAMPION….CAPTAIN…..INSANITY!!!!!!!!!!!
The referee lifts Captain Insanity’s hand in the air as the other two competitors lie cold on the mat. He is handed the belt, and begins to celebrate as he exits the ring and begins to walk to the back.
Ace Heart: Pardon the pun, but the next match is simply electrifying. Let's set the stage, Rumble in the Bronx 2013. The final two men battled for a shot at the EWC championship and their names were Jay Cee and Jaden Hunter (aka Xplode). In that encounter's riveting final moments, X came out victorious. X secured himself a shot at immorality. Or so he thought... EWC unceremoniously took a hiatus. But nothing can keep us down for long and tonight only on PPV, StrangleMania X will be the battlegrounds between these two men once again. And no you aren't experiencing Deja vu, a shot at the EWC Championship is on the line! Job titles may have changed but the professional hatred between these two men will send volts of pain throughout their bodies and barbs will rip their flesh and skin. President Mac will return to this ring this evening as he is the only official brave enough to ensure a definite result. Jay Cee and X settle their differences ... tonight at Stranglemania X!
The fans are on the edge of their seats, as both Beth and Crazyman can hardly move. Crazyman stands and picks Beth up. He pulls her into the corner and with every ounce of strength left in him, picks her up and sits her on the top rope. Crazyman climbs up to the top rope himself. He stands Beth up but she hits him with a right hand. Crazyman teeters back and forth and throws a right hand of his own. They exchange blows back and forth, both on the verge of collapsing, with very little room to maneuver.
Beth gauges Crazyman in the eyes and jumps up in the air. She wraps her legs around his head and delivers a Hurricanranna off the top rope. Crazyman flies half way across the ring and lands on top of the bed of barbwire. Beth crawls back to the corner, slowly climbs to the top rope. She stands facing the crowd and once again backflips off and lands on Crazyman with The Harte Attack. She rolls Crazyman off the barbwire and covers him, not even with enough strength to hook a leg.
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The bell sounds and Beth Harte stands to her feet as the fans cheer. The referee hands Beth her US Title. She grabs one of the barbwire bats. Beth raises the US Title up with one hand and the bat with the other as the official announcement is made.
"Your winner, and STILL EWC United States Champion, Beth Harte!!!"
Beth Harte celebrates her win in the ring as Crazyman gets to his feet. The ref's hand Beth the US and TV Title's as Crazyman comes over. Crazyman gives Beth a congrats and starts to leave, but Beth calls for a mic.
Beth Harte: Please come back to the ring Crazyman
Crazyman stops midway before turning around. Crazyman gets back in the ring posed for another battle.
Ace Heart to relays the horror of the upcoming Hardcore Title match...
Ace Heart: The eccentric Derek Wellings must conquer the legendary Shadow Man to become Hardcore Champion and all the same Shadow Man must live up to his legend to defeat a very hungry Derek Wellings. Both men though must be wary because where they battle is indeed a Chamber of Horrors. Electricity, razor wire, barbed wire, an unescapable cage -- there is no way out. The option to win this way is merely a joke. The horrors laugh at these two as they beat each other within an inch of their lives ... all to become champion. We see the result of their battle in mere moments ONLY on PPV!
We finally join Ace as he previews the Stranglemania X main event...
Ace Heart: And now we move on to our main event ... two amazing athletes this evening have a chance to make history. Damien Kingston. Ruthless Aggression. They have both showed well since the resurrection of Extreme Wrestling Corporation. Both have fought hard to earn this great honor to fight for EWC Championship on the grandest stage of them all. They will indeed Rage within the Cage. The key hangs from the roof of the cage -- to win, one must retrieve it and exit the cage. That is only way to win -- to escape the brutality that these two will inflict upon each other. Will Damien Kingston finally back up his words and become champion ... or will Ruthless Agression become the FIRST ever woman to hold the EWC Championship? Who will break? You only have seconds before the GREATEST PPV of all time begins ...
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