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Post by Sedition: Gladiator on Nov 27, 2007 15:52:44 GMT -6
As Corral runs out of the hospital Gladiator drives up and runs over his foot with an ambulance. Gladiator hops out dressed as a paramedic. Corral is hopping around on one foot. Gladiator throws Corral through a glass window and covers him,
1...2...3.
Gladiator grabs the title and again does a victory dance. Gladiator runs up to the roof of the hospital. He walks over to the helicopter pad where a pilot is preparing for take off.
Pilot: Can I help you?
Gladiator: Yes, there was a man who was thrown through a glass window downstairs. He needs to be flown to a hospital in Uzbekistan.
Pilot: Uzbekistan?
Gladiator: For crying out loud. There's no time for questions here, a man's life is at stake.
The Pilot rushes down to collect Corral's unconcious body and Gladiator hops into the helicopter next to it. The helicopter lifts off and Gladiator sets off for the Bahamas.
Co-Ruler Of The Sedition, Former VP Of The Sedition Wrestling Alliance, EWC Hall Of Famer, Former EWC World Champion, Former EWC Hardcore Champion, Former EWC North American Champion, Former HCW World Champion, Former Friday Night Rampage Co-GM, Current Champion Of Awesomeness, and all around great guy!
Gladiator lands on the shores of the Bahamas. He climbs out as a few of the locals have taken a mild interest in his entrance (its the Bahamas bitches, naked women are walking around there somewhere). Gladiator walks over to a small hut on the beach that sells fruity drinks in pineapples with little stupid paper umbrellas in them. He takes off his boots and finds a nice place to sit on the beach, sipping away at his silly drink as he takes his hat off to look at the sun.
From camera-right, Sean walks into Gladiator's sight-line.
Sean: How's the view, fucker?
Gladiator: Now boy, I won't be having you talking to me like that! I'm a patriot! I'm a real American hero! I'm --
Sean: You're holding my 24 Hour Combat Title.
Gladiator: Well, is that so? Because I seem to have taken it off that terrorist, Mike Corral and he--
Sean: He was holding it for me.
Gladiator: I see...
Sean: You know there's a wonderful display on primate sex at the museum down the road.
Gladiator: Are you ser--
Gladiator gets a sly smile on his face and wags his finger at Sean.
Gladiator: You sir, you are a crafty one! You almost had me there for a second!
Sean: Well then I guess I have to resort to other tactics.
Gladiator: Such as?
Sean: Such as rendering you unconscious with that pineapple drink you have in your hand.
Gladiator: Well, that doesn't sound like a good time to me either...
Sean: Hey! Isn't that Montacor riding on a tri-cycle?!
Sean points off into the opposite direction and Gladiator turns to see if its really him, when Sean snatches the pineapple out of Gladiator's hand and smashes it into Gladiator's temple. He pins Gladiator when a Rastafarian playing the marimba, runs over and slaps the sand.
Ref-tafarian: 1 - 2 - 3! Winnah!
Sean stands holding the belt over his head and runs into the ocean and climbs aboard a raft headed back to Miami.
TBC
It is important to note, I'm not a superhero. You may think I am, but I'm not. So, please stop insisting otherwise.
Ferguson is awoken as the raft touches the shores of Miami. Ferguson climbs out of the raft with the 24 hour title in hand looking around to see no one in sight. He runs towards a pay phone to alert EWC that he has won the 24 hour combat title, neglected to use his cell phone so he wont be tracked, when he bumps into Link.
Link: What are you doing in Miami?
Ferguson: What are you doing in Miami?
Link: Why aren't you preparing for our match?
Ferguson: Why aren't you preparing for our ma...
Link superkicks Ferguson and his head bangs into the payphone and Ferg is out cold.
Link covers Ferguson and Bono, frontman of the highly overrated band U2, who just graduated from ref school, comes and makes the cover.
uno . . . . . .
dos . . . . . . tres . . . . . . catorce
Bono: New Champion, New Champion, NEW CHA...
Link superkicks Bono, and does the DX chop, over his lifeless body.
Running away from the payphone and jumping on the motorcycle he rented, Link rides off headed towards a large Cathedral.
Post by Judo Jimmy on Nov 28, 2007 20:29:37 GMT -6
Link is in the confessional booth, confessing his sins to the priest. Little does he know, James has snuck in behind link, and is ready to bash him with brass candle holder, when the priest looks at him disaaprovingly, he hesitates, and goes to strike Link again, and receives another cold look from the pastor. Feeling guilty about beating the shit out of Link in a church. He quietly exits the confessional booth.
Two hours later.
Link walks out of the church, feeling happy because he has a confessed his sins. James hops out of a nearby trash can with candle holder in hand and whacks Link in the mouth. Link falls, and James pins him. Charles Robinson just happens to be headed to confession as well, and he counts....1...2...3!
James takes the belt, and goes to hang out with good friend Mirko Crocop.
Career Record: 42-8-1 1 NC EwC Undisputed World Champion(1x)
James and Cro Cop hang out, cracking jokes and talking about their careers. Suddenly, Crazyman bursts through the door.
Crazyman: You know what I'm here for Chambers! Make this easy and just hand over the belt.
James and Mirko stand up, defiant.
James Chambers: You dumbass, Crazyman! Don't you know who this is? This is Mirko Cro Cop, the baddest man in all of mixed martial arts. you don't stand a chance against the two of us-
Crazyman decks Cro Cop with a hard right - just like everybody else these days. Mirko - what happened?
Chambers decides to make a run for it, but a heroin-crazed Brian Dennehy storms into the room and punches James right in the solar plexus. James goes down like a sack of potatoes.
Crazyman covers Chambers, and Dennehy counts the pin.
1... 2... 3!
Crazyman picks up the belt.
Brian Dennehy: Hey man, you want to hang out and f**k s**t up?
Crazyman: Not really. You kind of freak me out, Brian Dennehy.
Crazyman runs out onto the street and hails a cab.
Crazyman: To the airport!
TBC...
Last Edit: Nov 29, 2007 7:23:19 GMT -6 by Crazyman
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Post by Judo Jimmy on Nov 29, 2007 11:47:16 GMT -6
James pulls himself up, and he drags Cro-Cop along with him. They go hide an airport with Cro-Cop posing as a security guard. Crazyman goes to walk through a metal detector, and before even waiting for it to go off, he drags Crazyman off into a holding room. He lets Crazyman go in first, but when he goes in the holding room, he sees 'SUCKER' spray painted on a wall. Crazyman goes to turn around he gets dropped with one of Cro-Cop's famous killer kicks! He goes down like a ton of bricks, and James, who painted himself the same shade as the wall, comes out of nowhere, hooks the leg cro-cop counts 1.....2....3!
James takes the belt and him and Cro-Cop begin running through the terminal. James is shouldblocking people as Cro-cop kicks the shit out of them! They hop on one those luggage thingys that are driven through the airport, when Brian Dennehy jumps onto the back of luggage car! James is hitting him with the belt, but he won't let go! James grabs Cro-cop and throws him on top of Dennehy! Both of them go tumbling off as James makes it out of the airport, and goes to hide where nobody would think to look: A seattle mariners game.
Career Record: 42-8-1 1 NC EwC Undisputed World Champion(1x)
Post by Joey Orsome on Nov 29, 2007 15:44:46 GMT -6
While Chambers is sat down he does not realise Joey is sat behind him. Joey sneaks behind Chambers and knocks him out with the end of his belt buckle. He pins him as the ref from the game leaves the field and makes the pin. 1
Post by Elijah Cross on Nov 30, 2007 2:31:50 GMT -6
Joey is playing Minsweeper, about to beat the game that he's been playing for nearly11 hours.
Joey: One more click and I'll beat this m*th*rf**k*r.
As Joey goes to click, the wall in front of him goes crashing down, causing two loud thuds to be heard as the computer and Joey's head hit hard against the wall. Mike Corral comes from out the rubble and drags Joey's lifeless body before pinning him. A nearby salesman makes the count.
1...
2...
3...! Now, would yoou like to buy...
The salesman is quickly dropped by a superkick. Corral grabs the title and jumps out the window, opening his parachute in time to catch the air current. Seeing as how it's one strong current, Corral floats to Puerto Rico...
TBC
Last Edit: Nov 30, 2007 2:32:08 GMT -6 by Elijah Cross
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Post by Hurricane Jeff on Nov 30, 2007 17:40:00 GMT -6
One the A-Team find out that BDC is Welsh, they throw him out of the A-Team Van. BDC hits the ground and Mr. T throws the title at BDC, hitting him in the head, knocking him out. Hurricane Jeff just happens to be there walking the streets and see's BDC laying there not moving with the Combat title next to him. HJ calls over a Midget and tells him to count as he covers BDC.
1.....2.......3.
HJ grabs the title and then say's to the Midget.
HJ: Wait a second, I want him to think I really earned this title. I'm gonna pin him five more times.
HJ covers BDC again and the midget counts.
1.......2.....3.
HJ: Pin again.
1.....2....3.
HJ: Again
1.......2......3.
HJ: Again!
1.....2......3.
HJ: Again
1......2......3.
HJ: There, that's five, lets get out of here.
HJ and the Midget run off
EwC Accomplishments Current Combat Champ (4x) (First person to successfully retain the title and also won the title once as Max Carter) Former Undisputed Champ Former International Champ EWC Hall of Famer
Unfortunately for them, they run right into Crazyman, who somehow just happened to be in the right spot at the right time to bump into the current holder of the Combat Title. Funny how that keeps happening, huh?
Hurricane Jeff laughs heartily in Crazyman's face.
Hurricane Jeff: Ha ha ha ha haaaa! You might be able to beat me, Crazyman, but do you really think you can take both me and a midget on at the same time? We'd be too much for you!
Damn it, he's right! Crazyman needs back up. He needs the help of a friend. But where are friends at a time like this? And then suddenly, on the horizon, he sees a figure. The figure slowly gets nearer and nearer. Crazyman can soon make out the black back, the white chest, and the pointy beak. Could it be? It is!
It's Philip the penguin! And he's come to help Crazyman in his hour of need!
With Philip handing the midget's ass to him, Crazyman attacks Hurricane Jeff. They trade punches until Crazyman grabs Jeff in a headlock and rams him into a nearby wall. Jeff slumps to the ground. Crazyman makes the cover, and Philip counts the pin.
1... 2... 3!
Crazyman picks up the belt and turns to his old friend.
Crazyman: Philip, you've returned to assist me once again! How can I ever repay you?
Philip (in penguin, of course): Well, you can give me the Combat Title for a start.
Crazyman laughs.
Crazyman: Ho ho ho ho! Oh Philip, you know I can't do that! I'm an EWC superstar, and you're just a penguin!
In a rage, Philip headbutts Crazyman in the balls. Crazyman falls to the ground, clutching his groin. Philip covers Crazyman, and stares angrily at the midget until he counts the pin.
1... 2... 3!
Philip and the midget run off with the belt. Crazyman is left feeling confused and hurt. Very much hurt.
TBC...
(OOC: Yeah, that's right - the penguin has the title.)
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BDC comes round and finds out what Jeff did to him.
He laughs for about twenty minutes or so, and swears an oath to rip out Jeff's ovaries one day soon, and sets off after the crappy title thingy that he doesn't really care about.
To his utter shock, he sees a penguin parrading around with it.
He pauses, thinks about it for a second, and then goes over tot he penguin.
BDC: Excuse me Mr. Penguin, but weren't you in Happy Feet?
Penguin: Erm, no. And my name is Phillip!
BDC starts laughing.
BDC: Phillip, but that's a man's name ...
Phillip: Yes it is, but that's kind of beside the point, and please stop stealing Family Guy jokes.
BDC: You're right, sorry mate.
And with that, he kicks the penguin right in the groin, and sticks the penguin's head up it's own ass.
BDC: Now you have to spend the rest of your life walking round with your head up your ass ..... just like Joey Orsome does I suppose ...
He motions for the midget to come and count the pin ...
1 ...
2 ...
3 ...
BDC beats up the midget for fun, and yet again, thumbs a lift. To his shock, the Power Rangers pull up in their Megazord, and they head off back to the Power Ranger base thingy ...
Post by Hurricane Jeff on Nov 30, 2007 19:33:49 GMT -6
The Power Rangers find out that BDC is Welsh so they throw him out of their Megazoid. BDC gets to his feet and brushes the dirty off him and the blue power ranger throws the Combat title at him, hitting him in the head and knocking BDC out. Again, Hurricane Jeff just happens to be walking by and see's BDC knocked out. Jeff looks down the street and see's a new midget. He calls him over and tells him to count. Jeff covers BDC.
1.......2.......3.
Jeff grabs the belt and say's
HJ: Should I pin him 5 times again......Nah.
HJ and the midget walk away
EwC Accomplishments Current Combat Champ (4x) (First person to successfully retain the title and also won the title once as Max Carter) Former Undisputed Champ Former International Champ EWC Hall of Famer
Post by Judo Jimmy on Nov 30, 2007 23:55:17 GMT -6
HJ and the midget turn up at a nearby McDonalds's where HJ buys him a happy meal. HJ and the Midget end up in the playplace, with HJ watching the midget play. But the midget goes up into the slide, but doesn't come out. HJ goes to investigate, crawling in the playplac to see where the midget has gone. Next thing you know, the playplace begins shaking violently, as we hear HJ and the midget screaming. Both men fall out of the Jungle Gym, and the midget takes off. James comes out behind them, waving a taser ,and looking crazy as hell. One of the kids locks the door and HJ can't get out, so he tries to juma nearby fence, but James catches him, shocks the shit out of him again, pulls him down, and pins him. One of the kids comes out of nowhere to count. 1...2..3!
James takes the belt and heads to lousiana.
Career Record: 42-8-1 1 NC EwC Undisputed World Champion(1x)