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Post by Hurricane Jeff on Mar 17, 2008 12:22:51 GMT -6
Little did Rev know, Hurricane Jeff and the midget some how managed to get on the same train. Rev is snoring away, disturbing the passengers. Hurricane Jeff approached Rev. Softly and quietly, HJ covers Rev and the midget quietly counts.
1.....2....3.
HJ takes the belt out of Rev's hands and then replaces it with a replicia Combat title so Rev wouldn't notice. HJ and the Midget sit in their seats and wait for the train to arrive in Quebec. The Train arrives and HJ and the midget get off as Rev wakes up
EwC Accomplishments Current Combat Champ (4x) (First person to successfully retain the title and also won the title once as Max Carter) Former Undisputed Champ Former International Champ EWC Hall of Famer
Post by Sedition: The Rev on Mar 18, 2008 11:22:07 GMT -6
The Rev is still asleep as the passengers start getting off the train.Skippy passes by Rev's seat and shake his awake.
SKIPPY: Rev we're here.
REV: Oh good (yawns) and look at that. Still have the 24 Hour Combat Title. Good thing nobody snuck onto the train and pinned me in my sleep.
Rev gathers up his luggage and the fake title and steps off the train. As he pushes through the exiting passengers he notices Hurricane Jeff and the midget surrounded by a crowd of people. Everyone around him is laughing. Rev hides behind a luggage cart as he listens in.
HJ: So that idiot was fast asleep on the train when I pinned him for the 3 count. I took his belt, relaced it with a replica, and I bet Rev's too dumb to ever realize what happened.
The crowd of people laugh. Rev looks angry as he stares at his replica title. He throws it to the ground and grabs hold of the luggage cart. Rev shoves it right through the crowd of people and knocks HJ over with it. Jeff is on the ground as Rev climbs on top of the luggage cart and jumps off, nailing Jeff with a flying elbow drop. Rev covers him and Skippy counts.
1...... 2...... 3!!!!!!
Rev takes the REAL title from HJ and runs off to catch a cab to his hotel.
T.B.C.
Champion, General Manager, sociopath. What will he do next?
Once the rev, is dropped off near the front of the hotel...He approaches the hotel front doors. He walks in the lobby, and proceeds to get checked in. Coming from the hotel elevator is Level-One
LO: Hey, who's responsible for my room service? I ordered some french toast, and I want my french toast...Or a burrito, maybe a taco...Something, Mexicanish.
The rev looks over, as he can't help but interject himself somehow in the situation. Level-One's see's him, and aproaches the Rev who tries to back away...
LO: Hey, do you work here?
The Rev, stares at Level-One backing up slowly, before charging foward with a clothesline. The rev misses. The Rev turns around to a boot to the stomach, Level-One smashes The Rev's face off the costumer counter before making the pin...
Voice: Did somebody order some french toast?
Level-One breaks the pin, before screaming at ''The voice''. Can you read my order over again?
1!!! glass of orange juice...2!! peices of french toast...And 3!!! condems
NEW CHAMPION!
Level-One get's up and grabs the belt before looking back down at The Rev
Yeah, keep it quiet about the condems. Joey's mom came over, and one thing lead to another...Wait, why am I telling you this?
Level-One nod's his head, in regret before walking off. Level-One goes back to the elevator, to his hotel suite, to enjoy his french toast...He bolt locks the door, before taking a seat at the kitchen table...
Singles Record- 26-6-1-4 Tag Record- 10-3-0 Streak: 2+ Last Win- Amy Rosen Last Loss- Dr. Rosen & Crazyman
Current True Experts Champion 2x World Heavyweight Champion 1x 1/2 Tag Team Champion 1x Television champion 1x United States Champion 07 rookie of the year
After almost 24 hours locked inside his hotel room, Level One is starting to suffer from a little cabin fever. He sits in the middle of his bed, the sheets lying over him, clutching the Combat title closely to his chest and rocking gently back and forth.
Level: Mine, mine, mine mine MINE!
There is a knock at the door.
Level: Who is it!?
Muffled Voice: Sir, this is the manager. You were supposed to check out twelve hours ago. Is everything all right?
Level: Just charge me another night for the room! And bring me more French toast!
Muffled Voice: I'm afraid this room is already booked, sir. And we're out of eggs.
Level: NNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Level jumps off the bed and rushes to the door. He unlocks it and pulls it open. Sure enough, there is the manager standing before him.
Level: Already booked, huh? Already booked!? By who!?
The manager is shoved out of the way by Crazyman, who is holding a fire extinguisher.
Crazyman: By me!
Crazyman sets off the fire extinguisher in Level One's face. Level staggers around blinded. Crazyman smashes his head against the wall before nailing him with a German suplex. The manager counts the pin!
1... 2... 3!!
Crazyman grabs the title.
Manager: Excuse me, sir, but I do hope you plan on paying for the damage you've just caused.
Crazyman: Weeeell, actually...
Crazyman darts towards the window and leaps through it. Glass flies everywhere as Crazyman sails through the air before landing in the hotel pool. He scrambles out of the pool, dusts himself off and heads off to the local mall. Looks like he's gonna have to buy new pants...
TBC
Last Edit: Mar 19, 2008 18:27:05 GMT -6 by Crazyman
Sig by Maddog
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Singles: 22-9-1 Tags: 8-6-0
Crazyman opens the door to the Mall and is met with a huge fist to the face. Crazyman backs up to get on his guard but is met with a running kick to the chest. The attacker continues to pound hit after hit into the face of Crazyman. Crazyman is lifted up and receives a few knees to the chest and kidneys. Crazyman after all he has been through begins to cough up blood. The attacker is masked, but the man with him is not. The man with the assailant is Link.
Link: Where the fuck is Moses Lake, Crazyman?
Crazyman (dazed and confused): What?
Link: Where the fuck is what?
The masked man punches CM in the face again. CM's head falls limp, but he is being held up by the MM.
Link: You have and always will be a splinter, and if I find out you knew something I will pluck you and cast you away.
With the swiftness of a cat, Link grabs Crazyman and hits the Missing Link on him. He pins him as the Masked Man makes the three count. The two of them get in a car and speed off.
Post by Hurricane Jeff on Mar 20, 2008 18:40:34 GMT -6
As they speed off, they crash into a parked Car. The person in car that got hit opens its door and walks out and its Hurricane Jeff. Link gets out of his car and meets up with Jeff.
Link: Sorry man.
HJ: Its ok.
Link: Theres a pub right here, let me go buy you a beer.
They go into the pub and 2 hours later, Link is passed out on the floor, drunk. HJ takes this opertunity to cover Link. HJ's midget friend comes out of the bathroom just in time to count.
1......2......3.
HJ takes the title and runs out of the pub.
EwC Accomplishments Current Combat Champ (4x) (First person to successfully retain the title and also won the title once as Max Carter) Former Undisputed Champ Former International Champ EWC Hall of Famer
HJ runs out of the pub with such excitement he completely misses the banana peel right outside the bar. He slips and he slips hard. He falls back and bangs his head on the concrete. He isn't completely knocked out, but he is lying on the ground nursing his wounds. A piss ass drunk Link stumbles out of the bar holding another shot. He shoots it and then falls down near HJ. He slowly crawls toward him and puts his arm atop HJ.
Link: You alright buddy? Looks like you took a pretty nasty fall.
Smoker: 1...2....3! NEW CHAMP!
The smoker tosses the belt to Link as he rolls over in confusion. Slowly both HJ and Link fall into unconsciousness.
Maddog comes walking up and sees Link passed out, holding the belt. Maddog whistles and his midget soon appears. Maddog points over at Link and speeds over, placing his fingertip on Links chest.
Midget: 1...2...3!
Maddog grabs the belt, and he and his midget make the horrible choice of running on into the museum of knives and fire....
the inhabitants of this earth are of two sorts. those with brains, but no religion those with religion, but no brains
Post by Hurricane Jeff on Mar 23, 2008 14:26:09 GMT -6
Mac gets to Fiji and steps off the train, only to see Hurricane Jeff standing there.
Mac: What the hell are you doing here?
HJ: I wish I knew. But since your here with that title.
A Monkey shows up out of no where and kicks Mac in the side of the head.
HJ: Where the hell did that Money come from.
Turns out, HJ's Midget friend was dressed as a monkey. He takes the suit off and gives a thumbs up to Jeff.
HJ: A flying midget is really a great weapon.
With Mac knocked out, HJ pins Mac and the midget counts.
1.....2.....3.
HJ grabs the belt and the train is about to take off. HJ jumps on the train with the midget and the Train leaves.
EwC Accomplishments Current Combat Champ (4x) (First person to successfully retain the title and also won the title once as Max Carter) Former Undisputed Champ Former International Champ EWC Hall of Famer
HJ walks through the train looking for an available car. He bumps into his old friend Link as he searches for a car.
HJ: Oh, wow, what are you doing here.
Link: I'm looking for someone.
HJ: Nice, well, watch my back okay?
Link: Why?
HJ: I've got this 24 hour title, and everyone is...
BAM without notice, a fan of EWC hits HJ in the head with a frying pan. Yes, this guy had a frying pan aboard the train.
Fan: Rules state anyone can win. Make the count Midget!
1.....2......3! NEW CHAMPION.
Link grabs the fan repeatedly slams his face into the wall. After he is done you can barely even identify who this man even is. Link makes the pin. 1....2.....3.
The train comes to an emergency stop and Link jumps off the train with his title, running down the hill and into the woods.
Post by Hurricane Jeff on Mar 25, 2008 4:08:01 GMT -6
HJ gets off the train and chases after Link. Their running down a hill and Link trips on a piece of wood and Link rolls down the hill and crahses into a tree, knocking him out. HJ finally get to the bottom of the hill where Link is. HJ tries to catch his breath.
HJ: I really should get back into shape for this.
HJ covers Link and then looks up the hill and see's the midget rolling down the hill. The midget lands beside Link and HJ and does the count.
1.....2....3.
HJ and the midget then take off running
EwC Accomplishments Current Combat Champ (4x) (First person to successfully retain the title and also won the title once as Max Carter) Former Undisputed Champ Former International Champ EWC Hall of Famer
Post by The Reckoning: Victor Hades on Mar 25, 2008 11:41:55 GMT -6
Hidden behind a large oak tree holding a large and heavy tree branch bent backwards, Victor releases the branch timing just right as the branch whips around like a baseball bat.
Nearly taking off HJ's head who manages to duck just in time, instead nailing his midget as if it were home-run derby sending the midget flying off into the distance. HJ spins around only to be met by a stiff roundhouse to the chin.
Victor latches his arms tightly around HJ's knee and snaps back slingshotting HJ dead into the oak tree head-first. Laying HJ out on the ground dazed Victor climbs to the top of the tree, leaping off backwards executing a From Heaven to Hell to HJ's chest.
A referee hidden in camouflage pops out from a bush as Victor covers. Ref: "1...2..3!"
*NEW CHAMPION* Victor grabbing the title belt and the referee runs around the tree clearing bushes and branches off a Hummer hidden within the mess. Jumping in Victor and the referee speed off, making way for the mountains in Colorado...
Post by Hurricane Jeff on Mar 26, 2008 5:49:21 GMT -6
As they speed off, the suddenly stop because the Hummer runs out of gas going up a hill. The hummer then rolls backwards down the hill and crashes into a tree next to the woods. Jeff and the midget walk out of the forest. Hades steps out of the hummer and see's HJ and goes to run, but HJ quickly picks up the midget and throws the midget at Hades. Hitting Hades in the back of the head, knocking him out.
HJ: Man that midget is awesome.
HJ goes over and covers Hades and the midget counts.
1......2.....3
HJ takes the title and goes back into the corner and climbs a tree with the midget and hides
EwC Accomplishments Current Combat Champ (4x) (First person to successfully retain the title and also won the title once as Max Carter) Former Undisputed Champ Former International Champ EWC Hall of Famer
Post by Sedition: The Rev on Mar 26, 2008 13:37:55 GMT -6
Hurricane Jeff and the Midget reach the top of the tree and to their surprise they find Skippy Mohophosite sitting on a branch with a pair of binoculars.
HJ: What're you doing up here?
Skippy: Uh........... nothing.
Hurricane Jeff grabs the pair of binoculars and looks out in the direction Skippy was staring. He pears into the window of a young woman who's the process of climbing out of the bathtub.
HJ: Doesn't look like nothing to me.
Skippy: Gimme back my binoculars!
HJ: No!
Skippy: Give it to me!
Skippy and Hurricane fight over the binoculars. After much tugging back and forth Skippy bites HJ on the arm. Jeff yelps and loses his balance, falling out of the tree and landing on the ground 15 feet below. The Rev just happens to walk by at that moment. He stares at Hurricane then looks up at Skippy.
Rev: What're you doing up there Skippy?
Skippy: Nothing!
Rev: Doesn't look like nothing to me.
Skippy: Just cover him and take the belt.
Rev: Oh...... okay.
Rev covers Hurricane. Skippy climbs down off the tree and counts.
1........... 2........... 3!!!!!!!!!!!
Rev grabs the title.
Skippy: By the way, what're you doing up here in the Colorado mountains?
Rev: I'm in search of the infamous YETI snow monster. Wanna look for it with me?
Skippy: Sure.
Rev and Skippy begin climbing a nearby mountain in their search for the Yeti.
T.B.C.
Champion, General Manager, sociopath. What will he do next?
Post by Hurricane Jeff on Mar 27, 2008 3:01:39 GMT -6
As they climb the mountain, they slip and fall all the way to the ground and just happened to land beside Jeff who was getting ready to climb the mountain.
HJ: Wow, this was convinient
HJ covers Rev and the midget counts.
1.....2.....3
HJ: I should call an ambulance.
HJ calls an ambulance. 10 minutes later they show up and take Rev and Skippy to the hospital and HJ walks away
EwC Accomplishments Current Combat Champ (4x) (First person to successfully retain the title and also won the title once as Max Carter) Former Undisputed Champ Former International Champ EWC Hall of Famer
Post by Sedition: The Rev on Mar 27, 2008 23:33:21 GMT -6
Hurricane Jeff is walking down the road looking to hitch a ride. Off in the distance he spots a vehicle coming down the road. He sticks out his thumb and waits. As it comes closer he recognizes the vehicle as an ambulance.
HJ: Hmm..... when was the last time I saw an ambulance?
The ambulance speeds up and now we can see The Rev behind the wheel. Hurricane tries to jump out of the way but the ambulance hits him, sending Hurricane rolling up the hood and cracking the windshield. Rev climbs out of the drivers seat and covers Hurricane. Skippy counts him down.
1.......... 2.......... 3!!!!!!!!!!
Rev takes the title and heads back to the original mountain he was at.
REV: Well climbing it didn't work out too well. This time let's get to the top by rocket pack.
Rev and Skippy both activate their rocket packs, sending them flying up in the air, back on their quest to find the Yeti in the mountains.
T.B.C.
Champion, General Manager, sociopath. What will he do next?
Post by Hurricane Jeff on Mar 28, 2008 18:26:43 GMT -6
On their way flying up the mountain, the fuel or whatever it takes to work these things, stop working and Rev comes crashing down the mountain, kinda like how Homer Simpson fell down Springfield Gorge. Rev drops the title in the falling and then he hit the ground and the title falls and hits Rev in the head, sticking Rev's face into the ground.
HJ: Bad luck for Rev I guess.
Jeff pins Rev and the midget counts.
1......2......3.
HJ: I should get out of here before Rev kills himself on his mountain.
HJ and the midget run off
EwC Accomplishments Current Combat Champ (4x) (First person to successfully retain the title and also won the title once as Max Carter) Former Undisputed Champ Former International Champ EWC Hall of Famer
Post by steelmorrigan on Mar 29, 2008 5:05:22 GMT -6
HJ looks begind hi mas he walsk away from the mountain, the midget next to him.
The camera iss filled with the infamous blue of a steel Chair and as the chair withdraws HJ is left standing there with a confused, pained expression before he falls out of shot and the Midget looks up to a hand that grabs him...
5 MINUTES LATER
The camera pulls back to show the midget hung by teh scruff of his neck just about HJ as Morrigna picks up the 24 Hour title and exmaines it before he turns on his heel and picks up a backjpack, heading towrads Denver wit ha thumb out all Incredible Hulk sty-leeeee
Post by The Reckoning: Victor Hades on Mar 29, 2008 11:36:12 GMT -6
While awaiting for some kind civillian to pull over and offer him a ride, Morrigan slowly turns to see a split-second glimpse of a car door opening directly at him only to flatten him sending him to the ground instantly. A large black muscle-style '72 Chevy pick up truck peels around in a sudden U-turn and comes to a screeching hault. Victor Hades with an unpleasant look upon his face steps out, walking over to the bruised and agonizing body of Morrigan trying to recover.
Victor tugging Morrigan up onto his feet gives a lunging uppercut to the abdomen before pulling him in and scooping Morrigan upside down, cradling his weight before spiking his head onto the concrete with a Closed Casket!
Quickly, a referee pops out of the passenger side of the truck and runs over as Victor covers...
[ 1....2....3! ]
*NEW CHAMPION*
Grabbing the Combat title and the referee, Victor jumps back into the truck and takes off through the Mountains heading to Vegas....feeling lucky.
Post by Hurricane Jeff on Mar 30, 2008 5:29:45 GMT -6
Hades arrives in Vegas and goes into a casino. He walks past a slot machine and the machine starts falling over and falls on top of Hades. You then see that it was Hurricane Jeff and the Midget who pushed over the machine.
HJ: You still feel lucky now bitch?
HJ sits on top of the slot machine to cover Hades and the midget counts.
1......2....3.
HJ takes the titles and goes and sits at a black jack table
EwC Accomplishments Current Combat Champ (4x) (First person to successfully retain the title and also won the title once as Max Carter) Former Undisputed Champ Former International Champ EWC Hall of Famer
Post by The Reckoning: Victor Hades on Mar 30, 2008 12:37:41 GMT -6
After several games of playing, the dealer finally concludes a game turning to HJ who has seemed to of win every previous game since he'd sat down.
Dealer: "Sir, I'm sorry...but it appears the gentleman in black at the end of the table has 21."
HJ: "What?! What kind of bullshit is that?!"
HJ and the midget lean over the table to peer down towards the end to get a look at the winner. Suddenly, a large case of chips and dice are hurled towards HJ as both he and the midget are knocked dead in the forehead. Chips impacting off their heads and shoulders bounce right off them and crash all around the floor, as a dazed HJ now sees a angered Victor Hades standing upon the table before him.
Victor Hades: "Yeah...matter of fact I am....are you?"
Victor leaps into the air before dropping down snapping his boots into HJ's face with a powerful dropkick to the jaw. HJ falling from his chair down ontop of his midget.
Victor Hades: "Good....then today must be your lucky day."
Victor scoops HJ up and drags him up onto the table, before flipping him upside down cradling his smaller frame and spiking his head through the Blackjack table with a Closed Casket! Victor rolling HJ over grabs the dealer and forces him to count.
Dealer: "1....2....3?!"
*NEW CHAMPION*
Victor grabbing the title slides a few chips into his hand and tosses them onto HJ's motionless body.
Victor Hades: "Here you go...take that and use it to upgrade your style...then get yourself a cab and do the right thing and go home."
Victor smirks before tossing the title over his shoulder and leaving the Casino, jacking a Limo and speeding off to Los Angeles...the city of Angels.
Post by Hurricane Jeff on Mar 30, 2008 21:12:14 GMT -6
As Hades gets to LA, right behind him is Hurricane Jeff and the midget. Hade jumps out of the car and starts running. Jeff and the Midget follow. Hades looks back to see how close HJ is and as he turns forward, he runs right into a random tree. Hades stumbles around and HJ picks the midget up and throws the midget at Hades, knocking hades out.
Jeff goes over and covers Hades and the midget counts.
1.........2.......3.
HJ grabs the belt and runs into a porno convention.
EwC Accomplishments Current Combat Champ (4x) (First person to successfully retain the title and also won the title once as Max Carter) Former Undisputed Champ Former International Champ EWC Hall of Famer
Post by The Reckoning: Victor Hades on Mar 31, 2008 10:54:11 GMT -6
HJ sitting along the sofa getting a lapdance from a pornstar sits back as the midget beside him is distracted in a conversation with the hairy bug-eyed Ron Jeremy. Hades disguised in a rabbit suit with somewhat of a rather large ding-dong, slips behind the couch and lifts a glass pitcher smashing it over HJ's skull.
Slipping out of the ridiculous suit, Victor grabs the midget and powerbombs the midget ontop of HJ within moments of attacking HJ. Getting a random idea and a wide smirk across his face, a tired Hades drops down and counts the midget pinning down HJ.
"1....2...3...biaaatch'!"
*NEW CHAMPION*
Victor grabs the Combat title and stuffs it into the back of the midget's tiny pants leaving him to deal with HJ whenever he regains consciousness. Victor turns and walks out of the porno convention with two other pornstars on either side of him, laughing away...
Post by Hurricane Jeff on Mar 31, 2008 19:47:58 GMT -6
HJ gets up and races up to the Midget and takes the title out of the midgets pants and knocks out Hades with it. HJ yells at the midget.
HJ: LAY DOWN
The midget lays down and Jeff covers the midget.
1.....2.....3.
HJ and the midget walk off, but before they do, HJ turns to Hades.
HJ: I just saved your life Hade, those porn stars at transvestites. You can thank me later.
HJ and the midget walk away
EwC Accomplishments Current Combat Champ (4x) (First person to successfully retain the title and also won the title once as Max Carter) Former Undisputed Champ Former International Champ EWC Hall of Famer
Post by The Reckoning: Victor Hades on Mar 31, 2008 20:15:27 GMT -6
Gets up after HJ leaves, racing to the hotel across the street and into the first room he can get to. Pulling the garbage can out, Hades burns his clothes and jumps into the shower scrubbing every body part repeatedly as quickly as humanly possible.
Victor Hades: "WHYY! WHHYY MEE?!?! WHYY VICTOR??!?"
As Hurricane Jeff and his midget walk away, Level-One comes from behind before DDT Jeff's face right into the concrete. Level-One makes the pin, but his midget fails to make the count.
LO: What are you doing?
Midget: I'm not going to let you pin jeff!
LO: You son of a bitch, what can I get you?
Midget: I don't know...What are you willing to get me?
LO: Girls!
Midget: Uh...
LO: Money!
Midget: Erm...
LO: Party with Hornswoggle?
Midget: Partied with him last night, first on the guest list!
LO: Look, just make the fucking pin fall now!
Midget: ...No, I'm not doing it!
*The midget takes off, running*
LO: Damn it, I'll do it myself!
*Level-One pin's jeff, counting his own pinfall*
1.. 2.. 3!
LO: Wow, that was a lot easier than I expected.
*Level-One get's up and walks away, before heading over to a nice bakery...he feels like some bread, hot delicious bread. Maybe some butter...Yeah, butter is good.*
TBC
Singles Record- 26-6-1-4 Tag Record- 10-3-0 Streak: 2+ Last Win- Amy Rosen Last Loss- Dr. Rosen & Crazyman
Current True Experts Champion 2x World Heavyweight Champion 1x 1/2 Tag Team Champion 1x Television champion 1x United States Champion 07 rookie of the year
Post by Noah Rodgers on Apr 1, 2008 7:19:36 GMT -6
Level One is in side a bakery, his 24 Hour Combat title around his waste. He orders a loaf of bread.
*Groucho Marx Voice* Okie-Dokie, then. That'll be one championship belt, pour favor.
It's Noah Rodgers wearing one of those fake glasses. Y'know, with the nose and the moustache? No? whatever, anyway, So then Level One says
A Championship belt? That's pretty steep.
And Noah is all like
Yeah well, them's the breaks, kid.
Don't I know you from somewhere?
Um...No.
No, I'm pretty sure I do!
Look, do you want your bread or not?
Hey wait! *Level takes off Noah's glasses. Noah Stiffens.* These glasses don't have any lenses! And...your nose and moustache are attached to them.
Um...*leaps over the counter and snatches Level's belt* YOINK!
Hey! MY BELT!
By now, Noah has already exited the store and rounded the corner. Level follows suite. He rounds the corner and is met by a chair to the face.
Jim Ross: *Driving by, sticking his head out the window* BAH GAWD!
Level one is flat on his back seeing stars. Noah rips off his shirt to reveal a referee's jersey and makes the cover. he counts to 3 and makes a ringing noise.
YESSSSSS! Now to make my escape! *into his shirt* Beam me up...Scotty.
He is beamed onto the Enterprise. Somehow.
TO BE CONTINUED(?)
Last Edit: Apr 1, 2008 7:20:11 GMT -6 by Noah Rodgers
Singles Record- 26-6-1-4 Tag Record- 10-3-0 Streak: 2+ Last Win- Amy Rosen Last Loss- Dr. Rosen & Crazyman
Current True Experts Champion 2x World Heavyweight Champion 1x 1/2 Tag Team Champion 1x Television champion 1x United States Champion 07 rookie of the year