24 Hour Combat Title: JUNE 2015

[President Mac]

READ THE RULES FIRST

ewcprez.proboards.com/thread/2373/read-before-participating

The person left with the title at 11:59PM (on the last day of JUNE 2015) will be the new champion for THAT month and may CLAIM the title in title histories

OR

If YOU are left as the CHAMPION for more then 24 hours, you are able to CLAIM yourself as a TRUE EWC COMBAT CHAMPION!

At the start of every month a NEW posting will be made and the BELT will be up for grabs!

NO OOC COMMENTS ARE ALLOWED AT ALL
YOU MUST POST DESCRIPTIVE TITLE CHANGES
...not just "Bob covers for the pin...1...2...3...new champ

Try to be creative and MUST BE REALISTIC.
You CANNOT kill a wrestler or USE him in a way that would HURT his persona.
Try to add to the story...how you beat him and where you go next.








ADD *TBC* at the end of every post if you can remember to do so



Have fun!!!!

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President Mac stands in the middle of the ring of the CANADIAN TIRE CENTRE in Ottawa, Ontario  where the next episode of Monday Night Brawl is just moments away from starting

Mac has the belt raised high above the ring and then walks out to the cheers of the fans who have already started to fill the arena ... and the scene fades to black




*TBC*

[Sabriynn Cassidy]

Sabriynn Cassidy looks up at the Underground championship. She goes ahead and grabs a ladder, sets it up in the middle of the ring and retrieves the championship. Sabriynn looks around and runs to the backstage of the arena. She runs to her locker room when all of a sudden...

[Deleted]

...already inside is Living Dead Karl, which surely causes quite a fright, but it's not like I'm autoing anyone or anything. You feel what you feel, but all I'm saying is, man, wouldn't that be scary? Hmm? No? YES IT IS!!!

Anyway, LDK lunges at Sabriynn's throat until she lets go of the strap... or she's choked into unconsciousness. I guess it's just a matter of what she values most right now: the title, or her life.

Either way, LDK gains control of the title, but since he didn't pin her or make her submit, was it a valid title change? Well, let me answer your question with a question... who's got the belt NOW, son???

LDKpie-faces Sabriynn out of the way so he can get out of her dressing room and find some place to hide because he's-

NO! LDK goes LOOKING for people's faces to smash the belt's buckle into! HARD CORE!!!

[Emma Lockheart]

... He comes across Emma Lockheart, who is simply wondering around the arena with a look of wonder in her face. LDK swings, trying to imprint Emma's face with the belt, but she ducks out of instinct alone. Before LDK can act again, Emma swings through the air and lands her patented butterfly kick to the living dead head of Living Dead Karl. She looks around....

Emma: Where the fuck is a referee when you need one?

One comes running round the corner... as if by magic... and starts shouting at Emma that LDK never pinned Cassidy. As if she heard her name, Sabriynn staggers into view, and gets a butterfly kick of her own for her trouble. Emma drops into the pin.

1...2....3!

Emma collects the belt from the dead looking form of living dead Karl and runs towards the catering area of the arena...

[Kurt Newman]

In the catering area of the arena, Kurt stands in front of a Pornhub poster as he holds a huge blacked out dildo in his hand. With a camera crew in front of him, Kurt does his best to keep to his cool and calm state of mind as he begins to advertise for his new product.


Kurt Newman: “Hey Friendo's! Kurt Newman here and I'm here to promote my new product that’s exclusively being sold at Pornhub and the XXX section of EWC. Now have you ever wanted to fuck Kurt Newman but just don't have the heart to come up to me and just ay fuck me like the whore that I truly am? Well here's your chance to fuck Kurt Newman with the Kurt Newman Life Size Dildo! That's right ladies! Now you have the opportunity to see just how well hung I truly am. With three different modes, you can entertain yourself all night. Yes ma'am you have the vibrator mode, the rotating mode, and it even comes handy with 50 Shades of commentary by yours truly to get you in the mood. And if you order now I'll autograph it for you! So what are you waiting for?!?! Order now!”

Just as Emma Lockheart comes making her way through the door, Kurt extends his hand and accidentally hits Emma in the head with the huge blacked out dildo. The force of the blacked out dildo is so fierce that it knocks Emma out cold as she lands to the ground. Surprised and concerned, Kurt quickly falls down to his knees to make sure that shes ok.

Kurt Newman: “I am so, so, so, so, sorry lady. I didn't mean to hit you with my……..ummmm…..can we get a doctor! Someone?”

Kurt checks on her breathing by the means of placing his ear on her boobs and he starts to freak out now that he can't feel a heart beat!

Kurt Newman: “Oh my God! I'm not hearing a heart beat. I'm going to give her mouth to mouth! Don't worry folks! I'm a professional!”

Placing chapstick on his lips, Kurt quickly begins to do CPR on Emma Lockheart. As Kurt places his hands on Emma, the ref quickly comes over and begins to pin.

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Ref: “Winner!”

The ref hands Kurt the title who's stupefied over what just happen.

Kurt Newman: “She had the title?!?! Fuck me!”

Grabbing the title, Kurt looks around and just begins to run away.

[Emma Lockheart]

Newman is seen running down the hallway within the arena, and as he is about to vanish through the doors towards the parking lot, the door swings open, Newman, not seeing it runs face first into the side of the door. From behind him, Emma shows up, obviously fuming at the treatment she had just received. She flies in, stomping down on that ever so pretty face of Newman, before dropping for a pin.

1....2.....3!

Newman stirs, but Emma simply collects the dropped title and heads into the parking lot, wrenching open the door to her rental...

[Liz Smalls]

As soon as Emma opens the door, shes grabbed from behind by the shoulders and then rammed, head first into the open door.

"How dare you!? Walk around with MY Combat Championship? Ugly duckling!!!"

Liz drops down arrogantly covering Emma while the ref makes the 3 count. Liz grabs her championship and exits the parking lot. She looks across the street and sees a sign reading 'NAILS'. Liz heads over and enters and walks up to the receptionist desk.

"I need a mani and pedi but you can ONLY use Nails by Liz polish on me. Got it?"

TBC

[Deleted]

The receptionist simply sits there, smiling. Several moments later without a response, blood spurts out of her mouth and she keels over.

Surely a disturbing sight in and of itself, the horror is amplified when all of a sudden...

"BITCH, GIMME MY MOTHERFUCKIN' BELT!!!" is shouted by Living Dead Karl who just pops up from where the receptionist was sitting. Blood caked his lips.

He lunges at Liz, but is too far, so he shambles around the corner, holds up a finger as if asking her to wait, then just flies at his small (no pun intended) prey, colliding with her with enough brute and not even remotely wrestling-centric force that she crumples to the ground.

He snatches the title back, walking around as if daring someone to fuck with him.

TBC by:

[Liz Smalls]

Liz holds her back and slowly gets to her feet. Dead Karl caused her to break her expensive heel, something that is a major no-no to the Covergirl. She slips the broken heel off, clutching it in her hand and creeps up behind Dead Karl quietly.

Then...

....WHACK!!!

Liz cracks dead Karl in the back of the head with the busted heel. Karl doesnt go down so Liz grabs the title she was never pinned for, and rips her other heel off her foot and tosses it at Karl to buy herself some time.

"Smelly inconsiderate creep!"

She shouts as she takes off with her belt.

TBC

[Deleted]

Liz storms out of the nail salon and bumps right into James Kash as he steps out of his car.

The lack of respect she showed by bumping into him sends him into a fierce anger.

Kash kicks Smalls in the midsection before sending her crashing into the pavement with The Payoff.

Kash looks in the window of the nail salon and notices Living Dead Karl making his way over. Kash waits for him to open the door and drives his foot deep into his midsection before driving him into the pavement face first with a ddt.

Kash than grabs LDK and places him over the body of Smalls as the ref makes the count.

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Kash places the Kombat Championship across the body of LDK before hopping back in his car and taking off.

Champion: Living Dead Karl

[Johnny Raike]

Johnny Raike wasn't one hundred percent clear on why he was wondering around down town...where ever he was drinking last night. But he was sure he just James Kash award the Combat Championship to another person. Johnny sprints toward the pair of fallen fighters, vaults himself off a conveniently placed mail box, and comes down with an elbow drop to the back of the head of Living Dead Karl.

Johnny rolls out of the pile of bodies he's now helped create and reaches for his flask, taking a quick sips before placing the cap back on and dropping down to nail Liz Smalls to the temple, keeping her out of the action. Johnny senses as Karl rises up behind him, jumps backwards to hook his legs around the cadaver, and delivers the Pleasure Seeker to hard concrete. He covers.

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Johnny scoops up the belt and heads into a near by Home Depot, whistling all the way.

TBC

[Brandon Nytrus]

The new Combat champ walks through the Home Depot with his head held high, when from the aisle holding the rakes, comes Brandon Nytrus, holding a rake. He charges and breaks the stick over his back. Johnny falls to the ground. Nytrus stomps on his back a couple times and goes for a cover.

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Kick out!

Nytrus is shocked. He picks Johnny up and throws him into shelves in an aisle, sending them falling over with him. He picks Johnny up again and goes to throw him into another aisle but Johnny begins to fight back. He connects with a few strikes and picks up a chair and smacks Nytrus over the face. Brandon falls to the ground of the Home Depot. Johnny picks the beast up and throws the chair to the ground and tries to DDT him on it but Nytrus throws him off and out of nowhere, Spears Johnny through a table that is set up next to them. He pins.

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Nytrus picks the championship up, bloodied and all and runs out the back entrance to the Home Depot.

[Deleted]

Living Dead Karl's body twitches from the barrage of assaults it just suffered. After some time passed, he pops back up to his feet.

"The fuck just happened?!"

Without waiting for a response, which wouldn't come anyway, seeing as no one's around right now, he looks around. LDK begins to sniff the air, eyes narrowing as his destination is set: The.

Home.

Depot.

Making a beeline through the store, he comes across Johnny Raike's body strews atop a smashed table, and he decides to stop and put the boots to Johnny's already fucked up frame.

"MY title, yuh-you scaredy BITCH! NOW look at youuuuuuu, you're a fuckin' MESS!"

He then sniffs the air some more, making his way to the back exit of the hardware chain. Once there, off in the distance, he spies the sunlight reflecting off a large metallic surface: The Combat Title! In the hands of yet another jabroni!!

"Ohhh, HEEEEELL NOOOOO!!!!" LDK exclaims, the anger within him boiling over.

"UuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUrrrrrrrrAAAAAUGHHHH!!!!!"

The demonic shriek echoes throughout the area. Crows near Brandon Nytrus depart. LDK closes in. Closer. Closer still! Like a fast-moving T-1000, he seems inescapable! HOW CAN A FUCKING ZOMBIE BE SO FAST!!??

He allows himself to he struck with his prize, only this time, he no-sells the shot like an unprofessional bitch who'll probably get fired for that. He blocks the next hit with a double-axehandle so powerful that it forces the belt's buckle into Brandon's face. A stunned Brandon drops the title, and is scooped up into a running powerslam... only there's no release for an entire block... then BOOOOOOOMMMM!!!!!! Slammed HARd on that motherfuckin' CONCRETE, y'all! Talk about a full-body curb stomp!!

The damage done, LDK looks down at Brandon, licks the blood off his face, then makes another beeline back to the title he left behind. LDK picks it up, gives it a big kiss, and says, "Baby, where y-y-y-ya BEEN all my liiiiife?!"

He then moves into the middle of the street, eager to take on all comers, even Ford Focuses.

[Kurt Newman]

~Speaking of a Ford Focus, Kurt is driving one as he drives down the street. I'm Walking On Sunshine plays on the speakers and Kurt’s more interested in the song rather than paying attention to the road.

Kurt Newman: “I'M WALKING ON SHUNSHIIIINE! WOOOOOAAAH! IT'S TIME TO FEEL GOOD, HEY!”

~Suddenly Kurt freaks out as he sees LDK in the middle of the road. Kurt tries to get out of the way but he hits LDK with the car. Kurt puts his foot on the breaks and quickly stops as LDK flies across the street while the Combat Title flies to the other side of the street. Kurt quickly gets out of the car to make sure that the person is ok.

Kurt Newman: “Not again! Please be alive, please be alive, please be alive……..fuck…...it's Living Dead Karl. Not sure if he's really dead or alive.”

~Kurt picks up a nearby stick and begins to poke LDK in the chest.

Kurt Newman: “You ok bud? You alive? Don't eat my brains please, I'm just going to make sure you're ok alright?”

~Cautious as not wanting to get his brains eaten, Kurt carefully bends over and places his hands on Karl's chest to make sure that he's ok. A ref quickly comes over and counts for the pin as Kurt is unaware that Karl is the current Combat champion.

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3!

~Before Kurt can pull his hand away, the ref counts to three and hands Kurt the belt. Stupefied and confused, Kurt tries to hand the belt back to the ref but the ref tells him that he's now the Combat Champ. Terrified, Kurt takes the title, looks around for some place safe and just runs down the side walk.

[Deleted]

James Kash is standing by and watching all the madness unfold as he shakes his head.

Kash charges across the road and spears Newman through the glass door of a pizzeria.

He grabs the title before shouting out at Newman,

"Brandon Nytrus is the champion not Living Dead Karl, Pay Attention."

Kash grabs a slice of pizza off a customer's table before stepping over Newman and making his exit by stepping through the glass door.

Once outside Kash spots Nytrus slowly coming too. Kash tosses the Combat Championship at him.

"Here's your title back, stay on top of shit. Kurt Newman is back in that pizzeria over there. He wants that title, So I'd book it out of here."

Kash hops in his car and drives away with Brandon Nytrus making a run for it.

CHAMPION: Brandon Nytrus

[Kurt Newman]

~Dusting off the glass off his shoulder, Kurt slowly makes his way over to Brandon and places his hand on the back of Brandon’s shoulder. Brandon is about to punch Kurt in the face but Kurt quickly covers his face and squeals like a girl.

Kurt Newman: “Don't punch me! Don't punch me! It's your old friend Kurt! Remember!?! Back in the MPW days! I'm not after the title!”

~Brandon slowly lowers his fist but immediately punches Kurt anyways. Kurt hobbles back and holds his jaw as he cracks a smile at Brandon after he notices that Brandon isn't following up.

Kurt Newman: “Ok, I probably deserve that.”

~Kurt watches on as he watches Kash drive away.

Kurt Newman: “He's a swell guy right? All I was doing was just minding my damn business and next thing I know I'm the combat champion. Ref came out of no where and he made the three count. How the hell was I supposed to know that Karl was/wasn't the champ. You think I want the Combat title? I have to protect this pretty face of mine.”

~Kurt gives a quick smile as blood oozes from his face.

Kurt Newman: “Dude needs to get a life and let people have some fun with the title. Anyways nice to see you in EWC bud, I'll see you around.”

~With that, Kurt throws up a peace sign before making his way in the opposite direction of Nathan.

[Liz Smalls]

Liz Smalls runs into Kurt as he's trying to walk away. Her shoulder bumps his as she walks by.

Liz: Why don't you watch where you're going, idiot!?

She pushes Kurt aside and reaches into her purse. As Brandon turns around to see all of the commotion he's smashed by a mirror that Liz had retrieved from her purse. The glass shatters everywhere as Brandon crumbles to the ground, knocked out from the mirror strike.

Liz looks down at the shattered glass to check out her reflection and pouts and turns to the ref.

Liz: O-M-G I'm NOT getting on the ground to pin him with that glass all around. Move it...

Ref: Miss Smalls I would rather not-

Liz: I said move the glass out of the way!!! Can't you do anything right?!

Liz's frantic shrieking causes the ref to hurry and kick the glass aside as Liz kneels down and pins Brandon.

1...2...3!!!

Liz gets off her fallen opponent and picks up the Combat Championship, kissing it.

Liz: You're all mine! And you're almost as pretty as me too!

TBC

[Cosmo Goldworthy]

Dance dance dance danc- Chris Maveick is walking and he has no idea where hes going and he sees Liz Smalls with the EWC Combat Title.

Chris Maverick: HIIIIYAAA!!!

Chris runs and diving kicks Liz in the head and she falls down with blood coming out of her hair and Chris dances over her.

Chris: OH SHIT! I KILLED HER, Well I THINK!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Chris picks up Liz and then runs and chops her and then kicks her and then he gets in a karate stance.

Chris: I DID IT!

Then out of nowhere an old man walks by and then Chris gives up his brown belt and he gives him his black belt and then the old man speaks.

Master (WHATS HIS NAME): You have done good senpai. Now you are a black belt.

Chris Maverick: Yes Master (WHATS HIS NAME)

The 2 bows and when he walks away Chris dances and hes about to walk away and he turns and his eyes pop up!

Chris: OH SHIT!

Chris runs and headbutts Liz then does the worm on her and the ref counts.

1...2...3!!!

Chris: YEEEEAH!!

Chris picks up the title and dances and then runs around and looks for the Great Kaifuckyou Dojo.

[Johnny Raike]

Johnny takes a while to pull himself out of the wreckage at Home Depot. Certainly he could have gotten up quicker, but some days that just doesn't pay. Eventually he overhears a few employees talking about who would have to pay for all the damages, and takes that as his sign for a miraculous recovery.

Outside things are still a mess, blood and broken glass and the like. He sees Brandon Nytrus and Kurt Newman in the midst of some of the commotion, the belt nowhere to be seen.

Johnny: "Sup, boys? You couldn't by chance direct me where to go find some gold could you?"

Brandon seems wary, having put Johnny through the table earlier, but Kurt just points at the dojo; figuring the more people between him and the Combat Championship, the less likely he is to accidentally win it again.

Johnny nods with a smile.

Johnny: "Danka."

Johnny enters the Dojo, taking a moment to observe the training, before sadly shaking his head.

Johnny: "Gis leave too much to the imagination.  What's wrong with bike shorts, huh? Ah well."

Johnny steps into the practice area, making no real attempt to keep up with what's going on and waits until someone comes over to shoo him away.  That person is Chris Maverick.

Chris: "Hey, you can't just-"

What Johnny just can't do will forever remain a mystery, as the American Wet Dream quickly fires off his signature super kick, A Pop in the Mouth.  He follows up by charging Maverick into the glass practice mirror, slamming the slightly larger man's head into the hard surface over and over.  From the reflection in the mirror Johnny sees that some of the students are coming for him, and he Irish whips Maverick into the on comers, knocking quite a few down.

Johnny:  "Woo!  Bowling for morons!"

Maverick is pissed and leaps back to his feet, nailing Raike with a kick to the gut and a knee to the face, staggering the Beautiful Nightmare.  He goes for an underhook to set up for Resolution of Death, but Johnny gets just enough leverage to deliver a kick right between the legs, forcing Chris to let go.  Johnny immediately follows up with Full Frontal.

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Raike grabs up the belt and books it before angry martial arts students can swarm him, ducking out the back to avoid the mess of wrestlers just outside.  He pops into the first open door he sees, and finds himself inside a Lady Footlocker.

TBC

[Cosmo Goldworthy]

Chris jumps back up and he runs after Raike and back suplexes him and drags him and takes him to Master(WHATS HIS NAME) and he slaps Raike and then puts Raike in a armbar. Raike taps out and then Chris fights the Master and then grabs his arm and puts him in a kimura. The old man taps and then Chris pins him.

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THREE MOTHERFUUUCKAAAS!

Chris runs and standing shooting star presses Raike! He goes for the cover.

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MOOOTTHAAAFUUUCCKAAAA! Chris yells out and runs and jumps up and then does some fuckin' flips because he's awesome and loves to curse.

[Deleted]

Kash rolls up next to Chris Maverick doing all kinds of flips and cursing up a storm. Kash walks over and pats him on the back telling him what a great job he's doing.

Chris replies thank you before Kash drives his foot deep into his midsection and takes him down to the mat with The Pay Off.

Kash calls over the ref and hooks the legs of Maverick for the cover as the ref makes the count.

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Kash picks up the Combat Championship and places it over his shoulder before making his way down the street.

[Liz Smalls]

Liz' eyes light up seeing Kash walking down the street.

"O-M-G yasss I can get him back for the other day!"

Liz sneaks up behind the unsuspecting James Kash and shoves him face first into a light pole. Kash crumbles and Liz hurries for a pin attempt.

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KICKOUT!

Liz stands up, irate and stomping her foot on the ground.

"You can't kickout! That is MY title! MINE!"

Liz picks Kash up by the hair and hits the Nailed by Liz front russian legsweep on the concrete and covers, this time getting the 3 count.

Liz grabs the Combat title and runs off laughing. She runs into a nearby mall to try and hide out from the other wrestlers.

TBC

[Cosmo Goldworthy]

Chris walks in the mall because his dojo is also there and while he walks there he sees Liz and laughs and then says hello and then chops her while their walking. POWWAAAABOOOOOMB!

Chris dnaces covering up Liz and then goes for the cover and a fan with a ref shirt runs over

Chris: Are you a trained ref?

Fan: No, but i'll count.

1....2...3!!

CHRIS: YEEEEAAA

Chris picks up the title and does cartwheels, front flips, and backflips before running inside the dojo and trains with Master Koyorojo.

[Liz Smalls]

Liz gets back up and runs into the Dojo and hits the Worlds Prettiest Dropkick. Chris probably could have kicked out, but was surprised by the move. Liz got the 3 count and grabbed the championship, running out of the Dojo and back into the mall.

TBC

[Cosmo Goldworthy]

Chris gets up and Germans the fuck out of Liz and bridges.

1...2...3!! Chris picks up the title and runs off and pins James Kash! 1..2...2!!

Chris runs off with the title and flips alll over the place.

[Deleted]

"Wanna free sa-sample?" someone says to Chris who's still busy flipping around in the mall.

Security rush in and stop all this flipping action because it's a mall, but then they realise professional wrestlers are afoot, so they know their assaults will be ineffectual.

So they open fire on Chris with real guns, but where did security guards in what I have to conclude is still Canada get real guns from even?!

Anyway, holy shit, they miss Chris due to all the flipping and just fuckin' KILL the sample-offering person. The samples were for those little sausage rolls with this sweet ketchupy dip.

So Chris might stop his flipping, he might, I'm not autoing him or anything, but it seems like a course of action one would take after a gunfire situation. He might go to check on the dead person, I mean, that doesn't make any sense, but then again, this is professional wrestling! What about ANY of this makes any sense to you people?!

Whether he does any of this or not, the victim wasn't a victim at all, it was-

"Waaaaaanna fuh-free saaaaaaaaAAAAAAMPLE?!?!"

Living Dead Karl!

He crams a bunch of free food samples into Chris' mouth with his filthy rotting fingers, then scoop slams him through the samples table! He heads up the escalator, shoving people out of his way, before making his way to the railing one floor above Chris' body.

"You wanna puh-PIN, Lames Gash?! HERE'S your muh-motherfuckin' piiiiiin!!!"

Then he jumps off!

-stunt double falls, or maybe a dummy?-

Either way, it's LDK that lands with a Sudanese Meat Cleaver elbow drop onto Chris' body, forcing the samples to blow out of his mouth like a whale blowing water of of its blowhole.

He covers Chris, the referee recovers from a loss of sanity long enough to go for the pin... 1... 2... 3!!!

The Living Dead Karl takes the Combat Title and plows the referee with it.

"No more pinfalls fuh-for ANY motherfuckers 'round heeeeeere!!!"

He then goes on a rampage, brutally attacking everyone with the belt.

[Cosmo Goldworthy]

Chris gets back up and runs after LDK and germans him and then flips all ontop of him forcing all the meatballs in his mouth to just suddenly just come out of his mouth and Chris drags LDK.

"GET READY TO DIIIEE"

Chris runs and standing shooting star presses LDK and starts beating the shit out of him and then calls a ref who runs and then Chris stomps on him and beats the fuck out of him and beats him so much that he bleeds.

Chris grabs his arm and tries to rip it off and realizes he can't do he decides to knee drop the arm and pin LDK.

1....2...3!!

"YAAAAA"

Chris flips with the title and then cops try to shoot Chris again and then with all the fuckin' flipping, the cops shoot the ref and they realize they failed again and Chris flips around with the title and then drops it in the middle of nowhere flipping away.

[Deleted]

Living Dead Karl lies motionless for what seems like an eternity. Other people's blood oozes from inside his body to the outside, where hopefully their spirits are released via oxygenation and can finally go to Heaven or wherever.

Then LDK sits up Undertaker-style and looks over at the dead(?) referee. He takes a bite out of him, but when the ref shrieks, he groans in frustration.

"I'll come check to see eeeeeeehhh-if youuuuu die la-later!"

He looks around for Chris, but doesn't see him. He looks at a map of the mall, finds a place on it called "Middle of Nowhere", and heads in that direction. Unbeknownst to him initially, it was leading him to the Combat Title, just laying there.

He looks around some more, doesn't see anyone keen on taking it, so he just picks it up and heads to the bathroom.

Inside, he rests the title inside a urinal and... yes, yes, oh my God, yes... he proceeds to urinate on it an unearthly almost green and viscous stream of hate.

He opens the door to the washroom and calls out, "Any of y'all motherfuckers want this belt, cuh-coooome and ge-geh-gehhhh-GET IT!!!"

[Liz Smalls]

As Chris is flipping around, Liz hits him with a quick dropkick. She picks him up and hits Nailed by LIz immediately after and covers him for a 3 count!

Liz looks around for the title but doesnt see it.

"Ummm ref where is MY Belt!?"

TBC

[President Mac]

WINNER FOR JUNE: Liz Smalls