Post by Michael Saint on Oct 25, 2015 22:11:52 GMT -6
WARNING: This live event contains stunts performed by professionals or under the supervision of professionals and maybe unsuitable for younger viewers. Accordingly EWC and it's producers must insist that no one attempt to recreate or re-enact any stunt or activity performed in this live event.
The Extreme Wrestling Corporation & Friday Night Rampage presents
UNCENSORED
Brought to you by Under Armour, Sony and Dr Pepper
Live from the TD GARDENS IN BOSTON MASSACHUSETTS
UNCENSORED 2015
OCTOBER 25TH 2015
Live From the TD Gardens in Boston Massachusetts
Commentators: Scott Caan & David Arquette
Announcer: Emmanuelle Chriqui
Head Ref: Paul Turner
Backstage help: Ace Heart
David Arquette: Hello ladies and gentlemen! Welcome to Uncensored brought to you by the A-Brand Friday Night Rampage! My name is David Arquette and with me as always is Scott Caan!
Scott Caan: Thanks a lot David! Boy do we got a big card tonight. We have six matches two of which are title matches. We got a Taipei Death Match for the TV Title and the number one contenders spot for the United States Title! We got Falls Count Anywhere Match! Then we have the main event a Rage in a Cage match for the United States Championship! This is a jammed backed show for you all here courtesy of Rampage!
David Arquette: Now normally we would have the General Manager of Rampage one Michael Saint come out and open up the show for you, but he is boycotting coming out here before the show.
Scott Caan: How right you are! Michael Saint thought that since this show was called Uncensored that we should have Topless Girls on the entrance ramp all show, but sadly President Mac did not agree. Saint refuses to open the show without topless girls.
David Arquette: I do not know why Mac hates boobs so much. They are magical.
Scott Caan: Right you are David Arquette.
Scott Caan: Thanks a lot David! Boy do we got a big card tonight. We have six matches two of which are title matches. We got a Taipei Death Match for the TV Title and the number one contenders spot for the United States Title! We got Falls Count Anywhere Match! Then we have the main event a Rage in a Cage match for the United States Championship! This is a jammed backed show for you all here courtesy of Rampage!
David Arquette: Now normally we would have the General Manager of Rampage one Michael Saint come out and open up the show for you, but he is boycotting coming out here before the show.
Scott Caan: How right you are! Michael Saint thought that since this show was called Uncensored that we should have Topless Girls on the entrance ramp all show, but sadly President Mac did not agree. Saint refuses to open the show without topless girls.
David Arquette: I do not know why Mac hates boobs so much. They are magical.
Scott Caan: Right you are David Arquette.
PARKING LOT
*As he drove to the parking garage outside TD Gardens arena in his 2012 Black Dodge Challenger w/ white stripes down the middle, Chris Kamikaze had thoughts swirling around inside his head. He proceeded to park his car, turn off the ignition, step out, grab his wrestling bag, lock his doors, and head into the arena.
He was wearing a black Ohio State Buckeyes hat w/ red block "O", a red Ohio State Buckeyes shirt, black Under Armour pants w/ single white stripe down the sides, and black Nike shoes w/ red swoosh.
As he was walking down the hall searching for his locker room, something caught his eye. It was a young boy w/ a V.I.P. backstage pass around his neck, a toy EWC Television Title around his waist, and a Griffin Hawkins t-shirt. Chris stopped dead in his tracks, feeling the need to 'right this wrong'. So he headed over to the boy...*
He was wearing a black Ohio State Buckeyes hat w/ red block "O", a red Ohio State Buckeyes shirt, black Under Armour pants w/ single white stripe down the sides, and black Nike shoes w/ red swoosh.
As he was walking down the hall searching for his locker room, something caught his eye. It was a young boy w/ a V.I.P. backstage pass around his neck, a toy EWC Television Title around his waist, and a Griffin Hawkins t-shirt. Chris stopped dead in his tracks, feeling the need to 'right this wrong'. So he headed over to the boy...*
Kamikaze:
What's going on little buddy? How are ya?! (Reaching out his hand for the boy to give him a 'five')
Boy: I'm good,(as he gives him a 'five') but I'm not supposed to talk to strangers.
Kamikaze:
Good, that's good little guy. But I'm no stranger. You don't recognize me?!
*The little boy, looks up at his dad standing next to him, then back at Chris.....and shakes his head no. Chris, feeling somewhat insulted, but somewhat understanding as he's been away from the show for awhile, bends down on one knee.*
Kamikaze:
Well, I hate for you to find out this way little buddy, but I'm the guy who's gonna be taking this title (pointing to the T.V. Title around the boys waist), from your make believe hero (pointing to Griffin Hawkins face on the boys shirt). My name is Chris Kamikaze. Can you say Kamikaze? (The boy says 'Kamikaze' in a low shy voice). That's good! Now, don't feel too bad for ol' Griffin. He's not the hero he tries to portray himself to be on T.V. He's actually kind of a jerk. He's not very nice to people....unless he thinks they can help him get ahead, and he really doesn't like kids either.
I hate to be the one to tell you this, my man, but I think you should look up to someone worthy of being your role model. Someone who's nice to people. Someone who likes kids. Someone....like me.
I hate to be the one to tell you this, my man, but I think you should look up to someone worthy of being your role model. Someone who's nice to people. Someone who likes kids. Someone....like me.
*The boy looks like his dog just died, as he hangs his head...*
Kamikaze:
Hey, I tell ya what. How about we get you a new t-shirt....for free? Would that make you feel a little better?
(The boy shakes his head yes, as he lifts his eyes up looking at Chris)
Great, and we'll get your dad one too, ok? (The boy again shakes his head, beginning to smile as he looks over at dad)
Ok, go ahead and give me those ugly shirts you have on, and I'll take care of them. (The boy and his dad take off the Hawkins t-shirts and hand them to Chris) Great!! (Chris takes them)now Jerry here (motioning to a backstage assistant w/ a headset and all black clothes on, sitting and eating a sandwich) will hook you up, ok?! Jerry, you take good care of my new fans here, alright?! We'll get you guys some autographed 8X10's too, alright? Don't worry little guy, everything's gonna work out in the end. And Griffin....well, he'll get what he has coming to him! (Chris takes the Hawkins t-shirts and throws them in a nearby trash can, as the boy smiles, understanding what Chris was saying)
(The boy shakes his head yes, as he lifts his eyes up looking at Chris)
Great, and we'll get your dad one too, ok? (The boy again shakes his head, beginning to smile as he looks over at dad)
Ok, go ahead and give me those ugly shirts you have on, and I'll take care of them. (The boy and his dad take off the Hawkins t-shirts and hand them to Chris) Great!! (Chris takes them)now Jerry here (motioning to a backstage assistant w/ a headset and all black clothes on, sitting and eating a sandwich) will hook you up, ok?! Jerry, you take good care of my new fans here, alright?! We'll get you guys some autographed 8X10's too, alright? Don't worry little guy, everything's gonna work out in the end. And Griffin....well, he'll get what he has coming to him! (Chris takes the Hawkins t-shirts and throws them in a nearby trash can, as the boy smiles, understanding what Chris was saying)
*Chris winks at the boy, shakes the boy and his dad's hands, and continues down the hall, smiling to himself as he continues to his locker room as the scene fades*