24 Hour Combat Title: JUNE 2016

[President Mac]

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COMBAT TILE RULES

1. You do NOT have to be on the EWC Roster to play. If you have an account - You can play

2. You must NOT injure or do anything to another Wrestler that would hurt his or her character or the characters reputation 

3. Be creative and as LONG as you want/can. I don't want to see: Bob finds Jim in the bathroom so he pins him...1...2..3

4. YOU MUST either Pin or cause the opponent to Submit

5. Make it realistic and continue the story

6. This does NOT GO AGAINST your RECORD! So if you beat someone you can't use it in a rp

7. In the case where two guys reply at the same time...the FIRST guy counts...not the second one!

8. There are no OOC comments allowed in this section

9. The person left with the title at 11:59PM (on the last day of the month) will be the new champion for THAT month

OR If YOU are left as the CHAMPION for more then 24 hours, you are crowned champion until the following month! 

ADD *TBC* at the end of every post


Most importantly ... Have fun!!!!

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President Mac stands in the middle of the ring of the EWC Stadium in New York City, where a recent house show has completed

Mac has the belt raised high above the ring and then walks out to the cheers of the fans who have stayed in the arena waiting for the title to be raised up ... and the scene fades to black




*TBC*

[Derek Wellings]

Derek Wellings runs out to the ring, nearly tackling everyone in his way. He looks under the ring, finds a ladder, tosses it in and sets it up. He climbs the ladder and grabs the championship.

He smiles as he holds it high then jumps off the ladder and waits for his first challenger.

[Nurse Kinsley]

"Whispers and Potions" hits the PA system, and while Derek stands in the ring, facing the entryway, waiting for Nurse Kinsley to come down the ramp...

...she rushes in the backside of the ring and nails him across the dome with a rubber chicken.

With a brick in it.

Why? Man, I don't know. It's funny, I guess?

In like a... retro-ish, ironic hipster kind of way?

Whatever, she pins him.

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Oh, and then she topples the ladder over on top of him, because shut up that's why.

*TBC*

[Derek Wellings]

Derek kicks the ladder up, it bashes Nurse Kinsley on her head. He then runs over, grabs her and with all his weight smashes Nurse Kinsley's face on the ladder. She bounces up, flops on her back holds her face as Derek starts stomping on her. Bending over, Derek pulls Nurse up with her head between his legs, and powerbombs her once on the canvas, once on the title and once on the ladder before hitting her with an F-5 hitting the Advanced Training[/b] Derek leans over and covers...


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He grabs the championships and waits for the next challenger.

[Nurse Kinsley]

Unfortunately, Kinsley's been watching a lot of indie wrestling lately. She is now a no-selling spot monkey. After laying on the mat a lofty four seconds, she kips straight up and nails Derek with a superkick. She then flips around a bunch for no reason, and does some kind of 1080 Canadian Destroyer thing off the turnbuckle after two attempts at it (getting featured on Botchamania in the process). She pins Derek in a way that no rational referee would allow. Dueling chants are had, the match becomes an overnight YouTube sensation, and Dave Meltzer gives it three and a half stars.

Just kidding.

What actually happens is that a barely conscious Kinsley sneaks a can opener out of her boot, then takes it to Derek's ankles while he's celebrating. He manages to kick her in the grill before she can open up the tasty treats in his feets, but by that point she's gotten enough leverage to trip him over and slap on an actual ankle lock. It's clear from the dazed look in her eyes that she's working purely on instinct, barely aware of where she is even when Derek starts tapping. Then again, she looks like that most of the time anyway, so who knows? Maybe she gets powerbombed on ladders before all of her matches.

The ref hands her the belt, having to help hold her up for a second or so.

*TBC*

[Alexander Daemon]

As Derek and Nurse Kinsley beat each other and trade the title back and forth Khaos is watching from ringside, sitting at the announce table, feet up, umbrella over his shoulder. Laughing for no reason, but the pure enjoyment of what he is watching, after Nurse Kinsley falls down again from the many beatings, Khaos stands up casually and walks to the ring and slides in, staring at Nurse Kinsley while laughing, he walks over to her and helps her up looking at her he grins before he kicks her in the stomach and hits sweet dreams on her, he pulls her body closer to the corner and climbs the turnbuckle, laughing the whole time. once standing on the top rope he executes a perfect YWM and goes for the pin

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Khaos stands up and walks to the far corner and sits down, leaving the title in the center of the ring.

tbc by

[Axle]

Axle runs down the ramp and slides in the ring before khaos can get up Axle grabs the belt from the middle of the ring, runs over to khaos in the corner and slams the belt into his face which is followed by Axle popping up and drop kicking khaos. Axle pulls khaos to the middle of the ring and covers him

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Axle picks the belt back up and runs backstage heading to his car

[Mark Storm]

Running to his car, he opens the door only to find Project CHAOS member Mark Storm in the passenger seat, who grabs Axle by his head and slams it against the car seat. Axle scrambled out of the car but Storm is quicker, grabbing him by his head and smashing it against the cold concrete before covering.

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He heads back to the arena after picking up the title.

[Nurse Kinsley]

Storm opens the door back into the arena, takes one step inside...

AND IS CAUGHT IN A CF;AKDJF; BEAR TRAP

THE TRAP IS SPRUNG

Okay, it's a shitty dollar store bear trap that goes off early and slowly, and Mark manages to slip out of it with no discernible damage just by popping his shoe off. An audible "FUCK" is heard being shouted from down the hall, just in time for Kinsley to come flying out of nowhere, nailing Mark Storm with a chair. The words Plan B are crudely written across the chair in big, bold letters, in what looks like red Sharpie.

Kinsley makes the cover. 1... 2... 3!

And then she knocks the ref out, too. Because if you want the pin, you're going to have to bring your own ref. That's just strategy.

[Mark Storm]

Ouch.

Luckily for Storm and his brilliant deduction skills, he knew something like that would happen and devised a plan to make it look as if he was down and out, well in reality he had more in the locker than Kinsley ever knew. Escaping from the scene, the X-Division champion thinks she's gotten away with it, sniggering as she runs down the hallway.

BAM!

"How you doing!"

Yells the manager of Mark Storm known as Gregory Murphy, who has just hit her round the head with a broomstick. From behind comes Storm who covers!!

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Getting the pin, he gets to his feet and hobbles away

[Derek Wellings]

As soon as Storm is on his feet, Derek Wellings drives over in a gold cart and pies the former EWC World Champion. As cart keeps moving, Derek quickly jumps out and hits a Lou Thez Press and punches the pie into Storm's face. ONce he's given him enough fists, Derek lifts up Storm, hits a Gutwrench suplex into a vending machine and starts pelting him with whatever he can he can throw. Storm throws food back, but Derek tanks it and hits a clotheslline then holds it into a sleeper hold. He does let Storm go down and instead hits a full Nelson slam on a stack of wooden tables a goes for a cover...


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Derek stands up, ready for the next challenger.l

[Mark Storm]

Next opponent?

Storm doesn't think so.

As Wellings runs away he bumps into a security guard accidentally and drops the title, bending over he reaches for the title..

WEDGIE FROM STORM!

Storm then turns him around and plants him on the ground with a DDT! He then covers;

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Grabbing the title, he makes a run for it!

[Nurse Kinsley]

WELL SHIT IF WEDGIES ARE THE ORDER OF THE DAY

Storm's run takes him face first into a leaping yakuza kick from Harlow Kinsley.

And then Kinsley takes him face first into a nearby restroom, and then, face first into a toilet.

As if a swirly wasn't bad enough, she slams the back of the toilet seat into the back of his head over and over until he's unconscious. Then she gets into an unrelated argument with a patron about genders and public restroom use. Then she cracks that patron's face over a sink. Then she covers Mark.

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THEN she takes her belt and gets the hell out of the restroom.

[Alexander Daemon]

Soon as Nurse Kinsley leaves the restroom she is met with a foot right to the chin, knocking her back stumbling into a table, Khaos grabs kinley by the head and slams it into the table over and over before placing her between his legs and powerbombing her through the table, of course he brought a ref with him, who wouldn't? Khaos hits a standing moonsault before going for the pin

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Khaos gets up and casually walks off

[Donkey Punch]

Khaos is walking casually when suddenly The Madison Twins show up with a herd of Goats. Donnie commands the Goats to attack Khaos. Khaos turns around after he hears some loud trampling sounds, to which he is immediately trampled by 50 - 76 Goats.

"We used to have 77" said Danny "But then... well ... Donnie was left alone with her"

"My poop doesn't taste like sugar pops" quipped Donnie

Danny quickly pins Khaos and a ref drops down from the cealing like a Ninja

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Danny jumps up and grabs the Combat Title. He whistles for a horse. Seconds later a horse arrives.

"Dat horse has a bigger pee pee than me" Donnie laughed to himself

"Get on the horse Don, lets go" Said Danny

Danny and Donnie jump onto the horse and ride off faster than a dog on three legs.

"They will never catch us or this belt" Screamed Danny

"My thumb looks like chocolate but tastes like dutie" whined Donnie

"Stop sticking your thumb up your ass and licking it Don" yelled Danny


*TBC*

[Derek Wellings]

Derek Runs out and hits a Falcon Punch on Donnie, knocking him down. He turns and hits Danny with a Falcon Kick. He runs at Dannie, hits a clothesline, wraps a hand around his neck, lifts him and choke slams him into a garbage can. With Danny stuck in a trash can, Derke leans over nad pins him...

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Derek kicks both members of Donkey Punch in the face as he heads to the vending machines.

[Alexander Daemon]

As Derek is standing in front of the vending machine, deciding what he should get, he hears a whistle from above and as he looks up he is met with a chair being tossed at his face, he falls backwards hitting the wall behind him and looks just in time to see Khaos' boots land a dropkick from above, making Derek slam back first into the hard wall and falling to the floor,

Khaos grabs Derek by the head and lifts him up before tossing him face first into the vending machine, then against the wall again, as Derek lay on the floor not moving much, Khaos climbs back up onto the vending machine. laughing of course before he somehow hits the YWN and goes for the pin just as a ref happens to round the corner

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Khaos gets up and slips into a room where he stands in darkness awaiting someone to come into his world of darkness

tbc by

[Elijah Cross]

Time: Late. Like, really late. Midnight to be precise. What many call "The Witching Hour"
Location: The darkness.
Mood: Scary. Really scary.

Rejoice once more EWC Multiverse, for our hero The Dream has returned! As stated by the description, it is dark and scary and midnight, which gives our hero the willies. As such, he brings with him an industrial flashlight to light his path.

The Dream: Stupid darkness. Stupid khaos taking the title into the darkness. Stupid title that I want because it's shiny. Why couldn't he be a light wrestler? He could be "Sunshine" Sonny Weatherlight. The merchandise alone would generate billions. Why, he could-

THUD!

Whatever he could do, we shall never know, as The Dream let's out a high pitched scream as he spins the light around, looking for the source of the sound. As he spins around, the light catches a glimpse of khaos, unintentionally blinding him. Khaos drops the Combat Title, causing The Dream to zero in on the current champion. Dream continues shining the light in khaos's eyes, causing the champ to both shield his eyes an close his eyes. As a result, he never sees it coming.

The Dream: ¡OLÉ!

SQUARE IN THE NUTS! Arguably the nose famous move in the EWC over the past twenty minutes has returned once more! Khaos goes down like the ratings for Raw as The Dream makes the cover.

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HUZZAH AND CELEBRATION! OUR HERO HAS BALIANTLY RETURNED AND HAS LAID CLAIM TO THE COMBAT TITLE ONCE MORE! DOGS AND CATS ARE GETTING ALONG! THE CLOUDS HAVE PARTED AND THE SUN IS SHINING BRIGHT! LEO DICAPRIO SHOCKS THE WORLD AND WINS A SECOND OSCAR! YES SIR, IT IS A GREAT DAY TO BE AN AMERICAN!

But our hero does not rest on his laurels! Mainly because it's dark and he still has the heebie-jeebies, our hero grabs the title and makes a mad dash, running out of the darkness as fast as his legs can move.

Where will he end up? Only time will tell....

[President Mac]

JUNE 2016 COMBAT CHAMPION: Daniel Greystone