Post by President Mac on Sept 26, 2016 22:44:28 GMT -6
WARNING: This live event contains stunts performed by professionals or under the supervision of professionals and maybe unsuitable for younger viewers. Accordingly EWC and it's producers must insist that no one attempt to recreate or re-enact any stunt or activity performed in this live event.
The Extreme Wrestling Corporation presents
RUMBLE
IN THE
BRONX
Brought to you by Under Armour, Sony and Dr. Pepper
SEPTEMBER 26TH 2016
IN THE
BRONX
Brought to you by Under Armour, Sony and Dr. Pepper
SEPTEMBER 26TH 2016
LIVE! from the Hammerstein Ballroom in Manhattan, New York
EWC RUMBLE IN THE BRONX 2016 (RITB 13)
September 26th, 2016
Commentators: Mystery Man, Colin Hanks and FBI
Announcer: Nina Dobrev and Jessica Stroup
Senior Referee: Paul Turner
Referee: Josh Daniels
Backstage Interviewer: Ace Heart
Announcer: Nina Dobrev and Jessica Stroup
Senior Referee: Paul Turner
Referee: Josh Daniels
Backstage Interviewer: Ace Heart
"IT'S A FIGHT" by Three 6 Mafia begins to blast throughout the Arena
Video footage detailing historic events over the EWC's Nineteen year history. From March 1997 all the way down to the most recent episodes of Monday Night Brawl, Friday Night Rampage and Future Stars of Wrestling
Images of previous EWC Champions are shown, starting with the very first Champion Black Ninja, then moving onto Big Danny Mac and Steve "The Predator" Bennett. Sped up footage then shows a special montage of Memphis Reigns, Shadow Man, Hirsh Valentine, Jesse Nunez, Hurricane Jeff, Moses Lake, James Chambers, BDC, Jay Cee, Stray, Gladiator and then The Rev all with the World Championship.
Sped up footage again then takes us through to Xplode, Shelley Silver, Luke Wolfe, Derek Wellings, Amis Shelton, Otaki, Vinny Gigante, Ashton Drake, Griffin Hawkins, Emma Louise, Alexis Morrison and more
This is followed by highlights of showcasing EWC Champions: Griffin Hawkins, Ashton Drake, Harlow Kinsley, Gabriel Martin, Luke Wolfe, Dixie Doubis, and Xplode
The opening pyros hit and here we go.
The energy in the Hammerstein Ballroom is electrifying.
Spotlights circle around the arena as the thousands of fans in the venue are shown in a wide angle shot. The camera then pans out showing a full-scale view of the jam-packed stadium and zooms in on some crazy fans.
A chant begins of
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Fireworks emit while a fog machine covers the lower decks of the stadium in a red haze! Fans stand up, pumping their fists and raising signs as the camera feed pans to each one of them. One last round of fireworks blast out now, and we turn our attention to Wrestling Hall of Fame member and retired EWC Legend. Mystery Man
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Fireworks emit while a fog machine covers the lower decks of the stadium in a red haze! Fans stand up, pumping their fists and raising signs as the camera feed pans to each one of them. One last round of fireworks blast out now, and we turn our attention to Wrestling Hall of Fame member and retired EWC Legend. Mystery Man
Mystery Man : Welcome to Rumble in the Bronx!!!!
The crowd is going crazy as the camera pans around the arena and goes back to the Mystery Man, Colin and FBI.
A large chant now resonates throughout the arena as they sing along with the song in unison
The crowd is going crazy as the camera pans around the arena and goes back to the Mystery Man, Colin and FBI.
A large chant now resonates throughout the arena as they sing along with the song in unison
IT'S A FIGHT
IT'S A FIGHT
Mystery Man: Ladies and Gentleman, welcome to the thirteenth installment of Rumble in the Bronx! As always, I am Mystery Man and joining me tonight are Colin Hanks and for the first time in a very long time, Hall of Famer, FBI
FBI: Great to be back here, fuck Trump, fuck Clinton, Lets get this fucking party started
Mystery Man: Indeed, of course the first major Presidential Debate has just ended and we are ready for whats important to all of us, good old fashioned ass kicking, bone crushing action!
Colin Hanks: Ace Heart has something he wants to share with us before we get started with our first match, so lets check out the Titan Tron
Ace Heart: Thanks Colin and welcome back to the panal FBI. Ladies and gentlemen, earlier today, I met with a few former winners of the Rumble and a couple of participants in tonight's Main Event and I asked the EWC Superstars the same questions: How do you feel about the Rumble in the Bronx? Here are a few clips of responses
BOB LOBLAW: I just hope I don't embarrass myself too badly. I'm way out of my element here, but the money is good and the exposure is great. Need a lawyer?
JAY CEE: As a two time Rumble in the Bronx winner, it is very close and dear to my heart. It's a great event and I never miss out. Now fuck off.
MYSTERY MAN: Its a mass collection of varying talent. When I won in 2003, it was perhaps the single greatest moment of my career. Knowing, that I stood taller than all those in the locker room. It's a great feeling. One I'll never forget
SWAY: Nervous. Representing FSW, I want to do them proud. Only one woman has ever won it. I'd like to be the second but I don't really expect to win, but do I expect to try my best. This one is for the fans
SHADOW MAN: Winning this last year ... after many failed attempts ... it was single-handily the highlight of my career. I've won King of the Cage twice, but it's not the same animal. Fending off 29 other people ... and keep in mind, I opened the show last year against Saint, beat him and then was the 3rd person out for the Rumble. I just wanted to survive. But to win. Easily, best moment of my career so far.
PRESIDENT MAC: In 1998, when we had the very first Rumble in the Bronx, it was a crazy time, but no one knew just how big this event would become. To win the first Rumble, gosh, that was a terrific feeling. And now, look at the list of winners: The Xecutioner won it back to back in 99 and 00, then Memphis, Bennett, Mystery Man, Jackal, Jay Cee, Amy Rosen, Mr Strange, Jay Cee/Xplode and then Shadow Man. I mean ... how many of those guys are sitting in the hall of fame? Unbelievable. Whomever wins tonight will be in great company and will probably carve out a pretty exciting career in the EWC
XPLODE: It's one of my favorite events of the year. Winning it in 2013 is a moment I will never forget. The goal everyone should have tonight is to remain focus on that match. Don't worry about whats next. Focus on winning the Rumble. The rest will follow.
NICK JAMES: What would it be like to win the Rumble in the Bronx? Wow, You know that feeling, when you're a rookie on a team, and you're drafted high, and the whole city depends on you? Well course not most of you suck, but for some people like me, they relish moments like this. This is just the start of a journey to the top. Remember what they say, never trust a man with two first names.
DEREK WELLINGS: I feel great about my number in the Rumble in the Bronx, I'm the oldest dog running in the yard and I need to teach some little scumbags not to overrate and overestimate themselves. As for winning the Rumble in the Bronx, it means my master plan is becoming full. Xplode can't and run and hide from me, not forever, the EWC Championship will be around my waist one day.
POLLY POCKET: It's a thing where nobody has the real advantage, so I like it. And it would the world to the fans if I won, because it'd be me and Drake at WrestleFest and not some low down person like Luke Wolfie or Chinman.
ALEXIS MORRISON: "It's a opportunity to battle through some of top and upcoming talent in Extreme Wrestling Corporation today. You have people like Amis Shelton, Griffin Hawkins and Shelley Silver, among others. All are fighting for a guaranteed Undisputed EWC Championship Match at one of the major four pay-per-views in the company's history. That being WrestleFest. If I won, it would mean that I get my name put into a select few that traces itself all the way to Big Mac. I want to be added to that list. It would solidify everything I've claimed since the day I first arrived here. I'm getting sick and tired of everyone using me as a stepping stone to greater things, I'm getting tired of sitting in the back watching others like Luke Wolfe and Harlow Kinsley get Undisputed EWC Championship shots, and pissing it all away by failing.I'm done watching others get opportunities ahead of me. Period. I don't care who I have to go through tonight. I'm getting the championship shot that I deserve. It's time for the old ways of this place to burn and die while someone like me takes charge. Consider this interview consider over."
BOB LOBLAW: I just hope I don't embarrass myself too badly. I'm way out of my element here, but the money is good and the exposure is great. Need a lawyer?
JAY CEE: As a two time Rumble in the Bronx winner, it is very close and dear to my heart. It's a great event and I never miss out. Now fuck off.
MYSTERY MAN: Its a mass collection of varying talent. When I won in 2003, it was perhaps the single greatest moment of my career. Knowing, that I stood taller than all those in the locker room. It's a great feeling. One I'll never forget
SWAY: Nervous. Representing FSW, I want to do them proud. Only one woman has ever won it. I'd like to be the second but I don't really expect to win, but do I expect to try my best. This one is for the fans
SHADOW MAN: Winning this last year ... after many failed attempts ... it was single-handily the highlight of my career. I've won King of the Cage twice, but it's not the same animal. Fending off 29 other people ... and keep in mind, I opened the show last year against Saint, beat him and then was the 3rd person out for the Rumble. I just wanted to survive. But to win. Easily, best moment of my career so far.
PRESIDENT MAC: In 1998, when we had the very first Rumble in the Bronx, it was a crazy time, but no one knew just how big this event would become. To win the first Rumble, gosh, that was a terrific feeling. And now, look at the list of winners: The Xecutioner won it back to back in 99 and 00, then Memphis, Bennett, Mystery Man, Jackal, Jay Cee, Amy Rosen, Mr Strange, Jay Cee/Xplode and then Shadow Man. I mean ... how many of those guys are sitting in the hall of fame? Unbelievable. Whomever wins tonight will be in great company and will probably carve out a pretty exciting career in the EWC
XPLODE: It's one of my favorite events of the year. Winning it in 2013 is a moment I will never forget. The goal everyone should have tonight is to remain focus on that match. Don't worry about whats next. Focus on winning the Rumble. The rest will follow.
NICK JAMES: What would it be like to win the Rumble in the Bronx? Wow, You know that feeling, when you're a rookie on a team, and you're drafted high, and the whole city depends on you? Well course not most of you suck, but for some people like me, they relish moments like this. This is just the start of a journey to the top. Remember what they say, never trust a man with two first names.
DEREK WELLINGS: I feel great about my number in the Rumble in the Bronx, I'm the oldest dog running in the yard and I need to teach some little scumbags not to overrate and overestimate themselves. As for winning the Rumble in the Bronx, it means my master plan is becoming full. Xplode can't and run and hide from me, not forever, the EWC Championship will be around my waist one day.
POLLY POCKET: It's a thing where nobody has the real advantage, so I like it. And it would the world to the fans if I won, because it'd be me and Drake at WrestleFest and not some low down person like Luke Wolfie or Chinman.
ALEXIS MORRISON: "It's a opportunity to battle through some of top and upcoming talent in Extreme Wrestling Corporation today. You have people like Amis Shelton, Griffin Hawkins and Shelley Silver, among others. All are fighting for a guaranteed Undisputed EWC Championship Match at one of the major four pay-per-views in the company's history. That being WrestleFest. If I won, it would mean that I get my name put into a select few that traces itself all the way to Big Mac. I want to be added to that list. It would solidify everything I've claimed since the day I first arrived here. I'm getting sick and tired of everyone using me as a stepping stone to greater things, I'm getting tired of sitting in the back watching others like Luke Wolfe and Harlow Kinsley get Undisputed EWC Championship shots, and pissing it all away by failing.I'm done watching others get opportunities ahead of me. Period. I don't care who I have to go through tonight. I'm getting the championship shot that I deserve. It's time for the old ways of this place to burn and die while someone like me takes charge. Consider this interview consider over."
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FSW #1 CONTENDER
TRIPLE THREAT MATCH
Max Bailey
VS Otaki
VS Amis Shelton
Mystery Man: Folks ... here it is. Our first match of the night.
Separations' "Dream Eater" hits the PA system as the lights in the arena shine onto the stage. Once the vocals kick in, Amis Shelton appears from behind the curtain with his arms outstretched. He stops at the edge of the ramp and turns to face the crowd. He takes one look, from left to right, and shakes his head. He lowers his arms and proceeds down the ramp, ignoring the members of the front row audience.
Amis slides under the bottom rope and props up, outstretching his arms again and spins in the center of the ring once. Amis proceeds to the nearest turnbuckle and points to himself aggressively, shouting "I'M THE REAL FUCKIN' DEAL' before jumping down again with a huge smirk on his face.
Jessica: And the opponent...from Pallet Town....OTAKI!!
on the road
on the road
A rev of a guitar causes all the lights in the arena to drop out into darkness.
on the road
on the road
ON THE ROAD TO VIRIDIAN CITY
With that yell the lights suddenly burst into life, which reveals the individual known as Otaki on the stage, who has a Shinai sword in her right hand but in a way that rests the blade of it against her shoulder. Wearing clothes best best described as a mostly red Arabian belly-dancer - with a necklace that has a Pokéball on it - men, and any lesbians in the crowd, are already wolf whistling at the sight of this woman. Otaki spun down the sword, gently pressing the tip of her blade against the ramp, and spun around it in a tantalising manner before picking her sword back up and starting to go down the ramp-way. Once arriving the bottom of the ramp Otaki did a teasing pirouette before sliding herself into the ring. The moment she got up to her feet the scantily dressed woman bounced over to the ropes opposite her - stepped one foot on the bottom rope and the other on the middle rope - and takes her Pokéball off before lifting it up in the air.
Jessica: And their opponent....
The riff to “Real Solution #9” by White Zombie blasts out of the loudspeakers as the crowd begins to boo quite heavily at the man about to walk out. Wearing a smirk of contempt on his face, from behind the curtain walks...
Jessica: …from Knoxville, Tennessee, he is “The Real Solution”… Max… BAILEY!
“Who will survive and what will be left of them, apocalyptic dreams see the ordinary madness. Who will survive and what will be left of them, I never lock the dogs when the wolf is in the darkness.
Come on, come on, the mother____er’s on fire. He cut through the bone, he cut through the wire.
Come on, come on, the mother____er’s on fire. He cut through the bone, he cut through the wire.”
Max begins to make his way down to the ring, wearing that smirk the whole way down. He stops at ring side before entering.
“Who will survive, and what will be left of them, into another world, number 9, bring the death in. Who will survive and what will left of them, loser take it all, getting high on the kick in.”
Bailey slowly climbs the turnbuckle, and raises his right fist in the air, as a sign of revolt.
“Who will survive and what will be left of them, got 24 hours of psychoholic magic. Who will survive and what will be left of them, illuminate the face and the eye of the serpent.
Come on, come on, the mother____er’s on fire. He cut through the bone, he cut through the wire.
Come on, come on, the mother____er’s on fire. He cut through the bone, he cut through the wire.”
DING DING DING
Mystery Man: I don't know where FBI has run off to but there's the bell!
With Max still atop the turnbuckle, Amis is quick to charge at him and clobber him with a hard right that sends him reeling backwards to the outside of the ring.
Hanks: Look at this!
Mystery Man: What a shot by Amis, and Max goes to the outside!
Otaki quickly strikes Amis from behind with a double axhandle, and strikes him with rights and lefts as Amis turns around to face Otaki in the corner.
Mystery Man: Otaki firing away on Amis in the corner now....
Max recovers on the outside, and enters the ring after Otaki irish whips Amis into the opposite corner. Amis bounces out, and attempts the clothesline, but Otaki ducks, and Amis runs into a spinebuster by Max.
Mystery Man: Otaki ducks the clothesline, but Amis runs right into a wicked spinebuster!
Hanks: Out of nowhere!!!
Max goes for the cover on Amis, hoping to steal a quick victory.
Mystery Man: Here's the cover!
Max fails to even receive a one-count as Otaki is quick to break it up with an elbow drop. Otaki covers Max.
Mystery Man: Otaki quickly breaks the count, and now goes for a cover of her own!
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Hanks: No! Amis makes the save this time.
Mystery Man: Well you have to remember that this is for a shot at Dixie Dubois at the FSW special....they're pulling out all the stops!
Amis pulls Max to his feet and attempts an Irish whip into the ropes, but Max reverses. Amis returns, but Max telegraphs a back drop allowing Amis to snatch him with a double arm DDT.
Mystery Man: Big double arm DDT by Amis!
Hanks: Amis got the cover now....
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Otaki tries to break up the pin with a leg drop, but Amis is quick to react and rolls off of Max, causing Otaki to land on him instead.
Mystery Man: Otaki misses her intended target, but hits Max instead to break up the count!
Otaki gets back up to her feet, and walks into an unexpected mandible claw by Amis.
Mystery Man: Mandible claw!! Mandible claw!! Mandible, mandible, mandible claw!!!
Hanks: Holy bajeebahs, Double M! You only needed to say it once!
Mystery Man: Sorry. Got carried away.
FBI: Hey guys, got stuck in the back signing autographs for fans
Otaki reels, but doesn't go down until Max springs to his feet and takes both of them down with a double clothesline.
Mystery Man: Max Bailey with a double clothesline, takes both Amis and Otaki down!
FBI: The crowd is loving this match.
Max motions one of the two to get up, and Amis is first to respond. Max levels Amis with a dropkick, and does the same to Otaki.
Mystery Man: Max with a dropkick to Amis! And there's one to Otaki!
However, Amis gets back up, and stops Max's streak in its tracks when he yanks him with a German suplex.
Mystery Man: German suplex!!! Amis now, with the bridge!
Hanks: Will he get the shot here?
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Otaki delivers a sharp kick into the stomach of Amis to break the pinfall.
Mystery Man: No! Otaki breaks up the count before the three!
Otaki forces Amis to his feet and whips him into the buckle, before attempting the same to Max, but Max reverses and into Amis Otaki goes, but Amis gets his foot up, kicking Otaki right in the bottom of the jaw. Otaki turns around holding her jaw, but stumbles right into a Knee of Justice.
Mystery Man: Otaki tried to whip Max into Amis, but the attempt backfired, and as Max reverses. Amis gets his boot up, and now Max hits the Knee of Justice!!!!
FBI: This could be it right here if Bailey can hook the leg and get the fall before Amis breaks up the pin!
Max is about to go for the cover, but Amis grabs his tights and chucks him outside of the ring, going for the cover himself.
Hanks: I guess Max can say "Goodbye" to that chance!
Mystery Man: Amis tosses him to the outside, and now HE is going to cover Otaki!
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Max pulls Amis to the outside and takes him down with a clothesline.
Mystery Man: Max breaks the count, pulls Amis to the outside, and oww... what a shot!
Max slides back into the ring, but by this time, Otaki has recovered, and levels him with a Kamehameha.
Mystery Man: KAMEHAMEHA!
Hanks: Amis and Max were too busy worrying about each other to the point where that forgot about Otaki in the ring who just nailed a perfect Kamehameha!
Otaki hooks the far leg into the cover.
Mystery Man: We could have a new Number 1 contender right here folks!
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Suddenly, from the top comes an elbow drop delivered by Amis,clear from the other side of the ring to break the pinfall. A "holy shit" chant commences.
Mystery Man: HOLY SHI---
Hanks: --Hey watch it!!--
Mystery Man: --IZZNIT!!! Ahh what the heck this is Pay Per View..... HOLY SHIT!!! AMIS SHELTON FROM OUT OF NO WHERE, JUST LANDED A HUUUUGE ELBOW DROP!!! BEEEEEEAUTIFUL!
FBI: But now all three are down, and the referee has started the 10 count. I wonder what would happen if this ended in a count-out!
Mystery Man: I would assume that James Tyson would come out here and sort this thing out...you gotta have a winner here.
Max rolls over, and Amis puts his arm over his chest.
Mystery Man: Amis puts his arm over Max! This could be it right here, Colin!
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Mystery Man: And an almost too late kickout!
Hanks: I don't know... That was a lonnnnng 2-count.
Mystery Man: And this crowd is on their feet!
Otaki uses the ropes as assistance to her feet, and Amis gets up with Max still down.
FBI: I think Max got the most of that high-risk maneuvre there MM. He was on the bottom of that heap, and all the weight came down on top of him.
Mystery Man: Never in my life have I seen anyone leap across the ring like that!
Max slowly begins to move, as Amis completely rises to his feet. At that moment, Otaki strikes him with a superkick.
Mystery Man: There's a superkick to Amis!
Hanks: Wait a minute now!
As Otaki turns around after delivering the superkick, Max is there to greet him with tBurn an X in your Head.
Mystery Man: Max hits Burn an X, after Otaki takes Amis out with a superkick!!! He's got the cover!
He hooks the leg of Otaki once more after checking to see where Amis is
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This time however, Amis is there to break the count.
FBI: "Not this time," Amis says!
Hanks: I wonder if Amis realizes what Max almost pulled off!
Mystery Man: I'm sure he does, and boy does he look pissed!
Amis pulls Max off of Otaki, and mounts him with a series of right hands.
Hanks: I think "pissed" might have been an understatement, MM!
Mystery Man: I think you're right, as Amis is MAULING Max Bailey now!
Otaki stands behind Amis who continues to pound on Max against the official's orders. Otaki runs to the ropes, bounces off and drills Amis with a Dragon Slave to the back of his head.
Mystery Man: Oww, what a SHOT!
Otaki tries to cover Amis, but Max throws Otaki out of the ring and mounts Amis with some hard rights of his own.
Hanks: Look at this! Now Max is MAULING Amis!
Otaki on the outside pulls Amis out from under Max by the legs and groin first into the steel ring post.
Hanks: OUCH! I think Amis's gonna be singing soprano for months after that!
Max slides to the outside after Otaki.
Mystery Man: Looks like Max is after Otaki now....
Otaki throws a spinkick in Max's direction, but Max ducks and takes him out with a scissors kick of his own, after a sharp kick to the gut
Mystery Man: Otaki misses with the spinkick, but Max delivers a nice scissors kick in return!
Hanks: But now Bailey is after Amis, who is straddling the ring post!
Mystery Man: Uh-oh, we've seen this before!
Max executes the figure four leg lock around the ring-post.
Mystery Man: Max has the figure four locked on, and Amis is screaming out in pain!
FBI: Hold on a minute, what's Otaki doing?!
Otaki stands on the security barrier, and leaps off with a spinning heel kick catching Max across the sternum, causing Max to release the hold.
Mystery Man: Oh my!!! What a move by Otaki!!!
Amis holds his left leg, while Otaki returns to the inside of the ring to break the count.
Hanks: Amis is holding that left leg...
Otaki drags Amis closer to the center of the ring, and locks a half crab onto Amis's hurt leg.
Mystery Man: Otaki has Amis where she wants him. The FSW title shot is in her sights, and right now, Max's on the outside of the ring while Amis is close to tapping out here!
Hanks: What are you kidding?! Amis would never tap out at a chance like this!
Mystery Man: Normally I'd agree with you Hanks, but right now things aren't looking good.
Amis crawls towards the ropes, but just as he nears close, Otaki pulls him further away.
Mystery Man: Amis's gotta get to the ropes here, or find some sort of a counter if he wants to walk out with a title shot tonight!
Hanks: That's right MM. Headlining the FSW PPV...this is big time!
Amis rolls to his back and kicks out of the crab, pushing Otaki into the ropes. Upon Otaki's return from the ropes, Amis rolls her up for the cover.
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Mystery Man: No! Otaki holds on to this match, and kicks out!
Hanks: Meanwhile, Max Bailey is slowly regaining his consciousness on the outside of the ring!
Amis limps back to his feet, but shakes the pain off. Otaki tries for a roundhouse kick, but somehow Amis manages to counter into a cradle suplex.
Mystery Man: Where did THAT come from!! Amis with a HUGE suplex!
Amis possesses a grimacing look across his face as he acquires a burst of adrenaline.
FBI: In all honesty, I don't see how any of them will be able to compete in the Rumble later tonight
Hanks: Look at the expression on Amis's face! I think he's lost it!
Mystery Man: I don't think he ever had it to begin with!
Amis taunts Otaki as he gets back to his feet, and throws her towards the ropes, but to his surprise, Max is back in the ring, and shocks Otaki with another big spinebuster.
Mystery Man: There's another big spinebuster by Max Bailey!!!
Max charges into Amis going for Comatose, but Amis sidesteps him, and into the second buckle goes Max. This minor mistake allows Amis to quickly snatch Max, hit him with the start, then the finish of the Dream Eater.
Hanks: Amis just ATE Max's championship DREAMS!!!!
Mystery Man: He's got the cover!
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DING DING DING
Jessica: Your winner of the match, and the new #1 contender for the FSW championship....AMIS F'N SHELTON!!!
Mystery Man: What an amazing match put on by the stars of FSW here tonight. And to think, we will see them again in the Main Event. Wow. What a win for Shelton though, he has put Dubois on notice, he's coming for her and that title
Amis celebrates in the ring as his music blasts loudly as we cut to backstage
BACKSTAGE
Tiffani Lopez,her daughter and son are eating popcorn and laughing as Ace Heart approaches them
Ace Heart: Tiffani, sorry to interrupt what seems to be family time but can I get a word with you.
Tiffani: Sure Ace, what's up, man?
Ace Heart: The EWC fans have been missing you, where have you been?
Tiffani: Um, I've been around. I mean, I've been hanging around my friends and family more. taking time to appreciate them and what I taken for granted. Seeing i obviously skipped out on the Rumble this year. I'm tired of getting my skull cracked
Ace Heart: What are your plans for the future and Monday Night Brawl.
Tiffani: Well...you'll have to tune into your next Brawl and find out.
Tiffani walks away and gathers her children.
X-DIVISION CHAMPIONSHIP
CAGE WITH WEAPONS MATCH
Emma Louise
Vs Harlow Kinsley
Nina Dobrev: Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is a Cage with weapons match and it is for X-Division championship, introducing first, the challenger, from London, England, EMMA LOUISE!
"This Little Girl" by Cady Groves plays and Emma steps through the curtain. Blows a kiss to the crowd a la Maria and then walks, half dancing to the ring where she slips feet first through the ropes like an envelope before laying suggestively over the top rope.
Mystery Man: Nice to see Tiff and the kids here tonight, and can't wait to see her return to BRAWL next week. However ... lets focus on the now. Tonight Emma has the chance to get some gold around her waist again; that sexy, sexy waist.
FBI: If only titles were won on looks Mystery, but they are won based on ability. Mac gave her this shot and though she deserves it I don't know for a fact if she can defeat Nurse Kinsley. Kinsley is a different type of monster.
Hanks: Yes she is, we have seen her walk away leaving her opponents battered and bruised on multiple occasions but Emma is a worthy adversary and she will give the Nurse a run for her money
Nina Dobrev: Introducing next from bloody Corner, Ohio, the X division champion, Nurse Kinsley
The lighting in the arena starts to flicker and strobe to the beat as Melissa Auf Der Maur's "Whispers and Potions" hits the PA. Harlow Kinsley stumbles her way down the ramp, staring off into space with a vacant expression. She sometimes sways or moves to the music, and occasionally stops to stare down members of the audience; otherwise, she barely seems to know where she is.
When she gets to the ring she looks up at the cage above them just waiting to be lowered and she reaches under the ring and begins to empty it pulling out kendo sticks and trash cans, and tosses them into the ring whilst staring down Emma Louise, Emma is not one to be outdone as she leaves the ring and then heads to the announce table and urges those on steel chairs to rise and then tosses two into the ring. Both superstars slide into the ring and stare down each other and the referee separates them to their own corners.
Hanks: The Nurse is ready to rip Emma Louise to pieces and she has filled the ring with toys.
FBI: Well, Emma Louise helped. Emma is not taking second place, she is in it to win it.
The referee signals and down comes the cage enveloping them all inside it.
DING DING DING
Both superstars grab steel chairs for themselves and then go on the assault, both chairs clatter together shocking both superstars. They both drop their chairs and then move in for some hand to hand combat. Exchange of blows follow and both go at it in the center of the ring but then Emma Louise gains the advantage and then continues to unload with the punches straight to the face, another and then another one and then she hits the Nurse with a kick to the stomach and runs to the ropes and returns with a bulldog crashing the nurses faces into the mat. She shows no signs of letting of as she follows up with an armbar to the champion.
Mystery Man: Oh my God, Emma really hopes to win this and the way it's going she just might
Hanks: It's just the beginning Mystery, give it time, the Nurse is known to go the distance
The Nurse is able to force herself to her feet and then lands multiple shots to the face of Emma to escape the arm bar. Once done she lands a leg drop to Emma who is able to avoid the drop kick by rolling out of the way. Emma grabs the first toy of the day, the Kendo stick brought into the ring by the Nurse and then goes on the assault swinging at the sadistic Nurse who jumps backwards avoiding her swing and then bounces off the ropes and returns with a handspring enziguiri downing her opponent. She insists on keeping her advantage as she picks up the Kendo stick which was held by Emma Louise and she examines it diligently smiling at the stick as the crowd rain down boos at the champion. She tests the stick out on the ropes a couple times and it bounces off quite nicely and her smile grows further, she looks back at her opponent who is now slowly returning to her feet and just as she gains her balance, swing for her head and connects! Down goes Emma to the mat and so does the pin.
Hanks: The nurse has gained the advantage and she may just win it here
Mystery Man: Come on beautiful, don't let up
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The Nurse can't believe the kick out and intends on keeping the pressure up, she sets up on of the chairs and sits for a moment waiting on her opponent to rise which Emma does eventually. And once Emma does she goes for her back and grabs her, a german suplex is imminent but Emma hustles out of it landing two elbows to fend off the champion. Once the nurse lets her go she punches the nurse continuously till she has her backs on the ropes and dazzed. Emma runs back and bounces off the ropes, steps on the chair and then flies off hitting the Nurse with a drop kick and she flies beyond just the ropes and whips her head on the cage before falling to the mat.
Mystery Man: Keep up the pressure Emma!
FBI: We are meant to be neutral Mystery
Mystery Man: Well if I root for Emma and you go for the Nurse by balance we both end up neutral
Hank: And me?
Mystery Man: You, you stay neutral
Emma picks up the steel chair which was in the center of the ring and then lifts it over her head, the fans begin to cheer “EMMA! EMMA!! EMMA!!!” and just as the Nurse comes to her feet the chair lands square at her mildly shielded head and down she goes clattering to the mat. Emma tosses the chair away from herself and then takes her moment to climb out of the steel cage and get the win. She begins to make her way up the ropes and up the steel cage, slowly she advances but before she can get to the very top the nurse returns to her feet.
The Nurse warbles a little and gains her balance and then follows up Emma on the cage reaching for her feet but Emma kicks at her and continues to rise. The Nurse follows behind her and then grabs her by the waist on the cage. Emma begins to punch at the Nurse who is not letting up, she gets at eye level with Emma and begins to exchange punches. Nurse grabs Emma by the hair and Emma returns the favor. They continue to pull at each others hair till both of them force themselves off the cage and crash into the mat.
Mystery Man: Oh my God! Both superstars are beating the living daylights out of each other
FBI: This is what the X-division is about, pure hardcore brutality
Both of them grunt and roll in pain on the mat a while but then both of them begin to recover and use the ropes to aid themselves to their feet. They exchange right hands for a while but then the nurse gets weary of it all and grabs Emma by the hair and smashes her face into the cage, and then again, and then again... And then drags her head on the cage a while riping open her forehead as blood begins to trickle down. She continues the momentum dragging her head off the cage and then grabs it and finishes her off with a senbredosis.
Hanks: It's over, this fight is over, I don't see any coming back for Emma
FBI: I have to agree with you on that Hanks
Mystery Man: No No No No No
The Nurse goes for the pin after landing her finisher.
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Somehow and from somewhere Emma was able to garner the strength to get the leg up and the nurse can't believe it. The Nurse herself is at lose for breath and she takes a few moments to regain them. She gets to her feet and picks up the trash can from the side of the ring, she would end Emma the moment she finds her feet again. Emma was taking too much time to find her footing and so the Nurse drops the can and then picks up Emma who forces out her second wind and then pushes the arms off her and grabs the nurses head and delivers the GIRL CRUSH, landing the nurses head on the trash can splitting her head open too. She immediately goes for the pin.
Hanks: Oh my God! The girl crush! The Nurse is bleeding. Emma could win this right now
Emma refrains from getting into the cover, weakened and battered she decides its better to go over the cage, she begins to climb but slowly and she slowly but surely would escape the cage with the nurse lying flat on the mat. She continues to slowly make her way up the cage and soon enough the Nurse recovers to spot her Emma half way to the exit. She joins Emma on the race to the top of the cage both side by side they climb for the top.
Mystery Man: The tension is killing me, anyone could win this
FBI: We are in for an exiting finish
Both of them make it to the very top of the cage and begin to exchange punches as they are seated at the top. Punch after punch they exchange it between heaves and then grab each other into a grapple at the top, they tussle and struggle and then the Nurse gains the advantage and tosses Emma Louise who crashes to the mat. The Nurse continues her downward climb down the other side of the cage as Emma lies lifeless in the ring. As she lands on her feet at ringside the referee calls it.
DING DING DING
Nina Dobrev: Here's your winner and the still the X-Division champion, Nurse Kinsley
Nurse Kinsley is handed her X-division title by the referee and she takes more look at her fallen opponent in the middle of the ring and lifts it in her direction.
Mystery Man: Oh damn it! Better luck time next time Emma, she put on a show and gave the nurse a run for her money
Hanks: That's an understatement, the match could have gone anyway.
RINGSIDE
Mystery Man: What a match that was. Well Ladies and Gentleman it appears as though something is about to appear on the Titan Tron as the lights are now starting to dim all around us.
Shadow Man: Hello there
An eruption of cheers fills the entire Hammerstein Ballroom in Manhattan, New York
SHA-DOW
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SHA-DOW
SHA-DOW
SM: I know what you are all thinking ... whats this devilishly good looking man doing on my tv. It's simple. I have nothing better to do than sign autographs, drink coffee and oh yeah ... host a mother-flipping talk show
The crowd then erupts once more as the lights come back on and Shadow Man is sitting in the middle of the ring on a chair. The ring is made up to look like the set of Shadow Man's talk show: Are You Taco'ing to Me?
A banner drops down
SM: Hello and welcome to a special Rumble In The Bronx, live edition of ... Are You Taco'ing to me? Tonight marks the 13th ever Rumble in the Bronx. It just so happens that I was the 13th winner of the Rumble last year. Jay Cee and Xplode won it in 2013 and so on and so forth. 11 different men and 1 woman have won the Rumble, tonight ... someone else, man or woman will win again. So lets get to the show shall we? Tonight's guest is a man who needs no introduction.
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Shadow Man puts his finger to his ear and begins talking to the voice he hears
SM: What's that? Huh? Oh. My bad. Sorry folks, the voices in my ear are saying I need to introduce my guest since I apparently didn't prepare them in advance. Sorry about that production people.
My guest tonight is not just a champion, he is THE Champion. He is known as the Destroyer of worlds. Ladies and Girls, put your legs together for the Undisputed EWC Champion ... the one and only ... Xplode
"The Enemy" by Godsmack begins to play as the crowd stands up to their feet. Walking out into view is Xplode, dressed in a sharp suit. On his shoulder is the EWC Undisputed Championship. Looking around the arena, Xplode smirks as the fans respond loudly. Removing the championship from his shoulder, he slowly raises it over his head, causing the arena to erupt even louder! Satisfied, he heads down to Shadow Man's location, and stands next to him.
SM: Hello Xplode, welcome to tonight's show. How are you?
X: Feeling pretty damn good, Shady. Damn good indeed. I have the best seat in the house.
SM: Everyone has been talking about this Ashton fellow, but tell us Xplode, what is your favorite food and why?
X: My favorite food.. hmm. Growing up, I would have to say that I always looked forward to my Mother's home made pecan pie. Now as an adult, I would have to say pizza rolls. They are good for on the go. Being a professional wrestler, I am on the road a lot.
SM: Mmm... those sound tasty. JUDGES? .... Oh I'm sorry ... Taco's were the correct response. Morrison, Kinsley and Emma Loise ... you gotta fuck one, marry one and kill one. ... go!
X: I would have to say... Fuck Kinsley, the nurse suit works for me. I wouldn't have to kill or marry the others though. Ruthann would probably take care of them before I could.
SM: That is correct. X, 30 people will be in this ring tonight. All of them trying to win so they can face you. I won it last year. You won it in 2013 ... What advice would you give to these 30?
X: I would say, keep your eye on the prize... that prize being the Rumble in the Bronx. Worrying about challenging me for the title is stupid and too much pressure. I mean, let's be honest. None of those idiots are going to beat me for the title, so why not focus on what is obtainable? Also, watch out for the under dog. It's the guy that you don't expect to win that usually makes history in that match.
SM: Good call. Derek Wellings is a total prick with serious Daddy issues. Not a question, more of an observation. In 4 or 5 weeks you are facing Ashton Drake with the EWC Championship on the line ... give us some insight to this match and how you size him up
X: Size him up? Look, let me just clear things up for YOU.. the EWC Universe.. and anyone else that laces up their boots in the locker room. I am the Greatest to ever step into that ring. This title belt won't be leaving my hands until I am ready for it to do that. Ashton Drake may have taken the world by storm, but haven't we seen this before? How many times have I faced an opponent that the world was hailing as the next big thing in this industry? Drake is a hell of a competitor. No doubt about that. He is just that though.. a competitor. He is no challenger simply because he isn't a challenge. I am looking forward to our match together. I have been training my ass off, and I have never felt better.
SM: Motivation. Hunger. Nice. Answer me this burning question, a Taco and a Burrito get into a fight, who wins and why?
X: The Taco would win because the burrito would roll over and give up.
SM: That's very sexist but I agree. Jaden, you are without a doubt our greatest Champion. You plan to retire at the biggest show on the planet next year ... the one I made famous many moons ago ... StrangleMania ... give me 4 names you hope are possibly one of your opponents in your final match
X: First of all, coming from you, that is an honor. I have always had respect for you, Shady. EWC's rich history is something that I have admired since the first time that I stepped into that ring. You are a big part of that. So thank you. To answer you though, I am going to say that it would have to be only two people. Either my son, Jason Hunter... or my best friend, President Mac himself.
SM: Ah yes, BFF's. Good fun for the whole family. Final Question ... once you retire, and the smoke clears .... will you let me be the one to induct you in the hall of fame?
X: The hall of fame... hmm. I remember dreaming as a child of being inducted into that. Shady, it would be an honor if you inducted me. With Terry Jones passed on, it would have to be either you or Danny Mac.
SM: Well it looks like our time is up. On behalf of ladies speed stick ... Lady Speed Stick and Teen Spirit antiperspirant for women will give you the protection you need in an array of fresh scents and formulas including Stainguard ... Vencen sus miedos y luchan sin descanso hasta alcanzar lo que quieren, son extraordinarias, e inspiran a otras mujeres a serlo ... I'd like to thank Xplode for being my guest tonight ... I wish you nothing but continued success in your illustrious career as it winds down to next years StrangleMania.
X and Shadow Man shake hands and exit the ring as we prepare for the United States Championship match
EWC UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP
HELL IN A CELL
Shelley Silver
Vs Luke Wolfe
Mystery Man: Luke Wolfe beat Shelley Silver for the belt back at Night of Champions. Now she gets her rematch.
FBI: She has her work cut out for her against Luke Wolfe though.
Nina Dobrev: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is the special Hell in a Cell Match for the United States Championship!!!!!! And now, from Seattle, Washington the challenger... Shelley Silver!
The lights go low as "I Am The Fire" begins to play. As the song picks up, Shelley Silver walks onto the stage, almost zombie like with Sloane Cameron leading her by the hand. They walk down the ramp, Shelley stumbling a bit as she doesn't acknowledge the crowd at all. Sloane gives everyone an apologetic look as she leads Shelley up the stairs and helps her through the ropes. Sloane then climbs back down onto the floor as Shelley leans against a turnbuckle, staring blankly waiting for her opponent
“Phenom Forever” by Traumatosis begins with the ringing of the bells of Armageddon, to a mixed reaction from the crowd.
Nina Dobrev: From Atlanta Georgia, weighing in at 225 pounds… He is one half of the EWC World Tag Team Champions and is the EWC UNITED STATES CHAMPION “The Messiah”… LUKE WOLFE!!!
After a few moments a spotlight appears on stage illuminating Luke Wolfe standing motionless on stage, with the United States Championship buckled around his waist and his Tag Team Championship buckled diagonally across his chest, smoke on stage starts to build around him as he slowly begins his walk down the entrance ramp toward the ring. Walking behind him looking as if she simply emerged from the smoke out of nowhere is Luke's wife Annabelle, laughing as she walks down the ramp following closely behind.
Luke slowly makes his way down the ramp, Annabelle closely behind. Passing fans along the way, but he continues to look forward with a blank almost hypnotic look on his face. He slowly makes his way to the bottom of the ramp, he stops and slaps hands with a few Anarchy fans at Ring Side, even grabbing a sign showing it to the camera, that says "Beware the End is here! Come and See!" He hands the sign back to the fan, as Annabelle smiles at the fan and caresses his face, as she passes him. He finishes his walk to the end, and stops at the bottom of the ramp looking up at the ring, he looks back and forth at the mixed reaction he is getting from the fans at ringside, he shows his first sign of emotion as he grins looking around getting good and bad responses from the crowd, as he slowly walks up to the steps quickly getting to the ring apron and stepping through the ropes. The lights slowly start to rise back on but continue to flicker blue, as he ascends he turnbuckle slowly unbuckling his Championship belts from his waste and chest, and slowly raising his Tag Team Championship and his U.S. Championship into the air to boos from most of the crowd. But small pockets of fans around ringside can be heard chanting...
"ANARCHY!"
"ANARCHY!"
"ANARCHY!"
Luke points down at those fans, nodding his head. Stepping down he places the titles on his shoulder, looking out into the crowd, soaking in the reaction, good and bad. he stands in his corner staring a hole through his opponent, as Annabelle takes her place at ringside.
The bell rings and this United States Championship Hell in a Cell match is underway!
DING DING DING
Right off the bat Shelley Silver rolls out of the ring and starts to look under it. She checks each side as Luke Wolfe looks on smiling. Shelley gets back in the ring seemingly happy with what she did or did not see. The two go to the center of the ring and we get a lock up. Shelley with a go behind into a hammer lock. Shelley transitions into a side headlock and goes for a takeover, but Luke is able to block. Luke shoves Shelley into the ropes. On Shelley's way back she ducks a lariat attempt from Luke. Shelley off the other side and springboards into a moonsault that Luke dodges, but Shelley lands on her feet.
Shelley attempts a pele kick, but Luke catches her leg attempting an ankle lock, but Shelley is able to reverse into a roll up, but Luke is able to roll through. Luke attempts a Penalty Kick, but Shelley is able to dodge. Both to their feet and we are at a stand still as the crowd goes wild! Luke charges and Shelley is able to take him to the mat with a drop toe hold. Shelley mounts the back of Luke and starts to pound away at the back of Luke's head for a bit before going for another side headlock. Luke is able to fight his way to his feet and shove Shelley into the ropes again. Luke goes for a big roundhouse kick that Shelley misses.
Luke turns around and Shelley goes for a kick of her own, but Luke blocks before nailing Shelley in the face with a right hand. Luke with a series of stomps to the downed Shelley and goes for a Triangle Choke, but Shelley is able to get out. Both up and Shelley charges in going for Falling Rain, but Luke is able to reverse and toss her away.
Hanks: Good god is Shelley Silver hot or what? I mean she may actually be the perfect female. She is smart. She is funny. She is beautiful. I really wonder why she does not return my phone calls it is only intelligent that a woman as perfect as her would want a man as perfect as I am.
Mystery Man: I wonder if you really think before you speak or if you have managed to turn off that little filter between mouth and brain known as common sense. You know as well as I do why Shelley does not return your calls, because she is way out of your league son. You list all the good things you think about her, but forget one thing. She is a very dangerous woman. She could beat your ass. These two have started this match off in a very hard fashion. Shelley may be the first three time champion since the return of this company very very soon.
FBI: You seem to be forgetting that despite how good Shelley is she has to get by the greatest United States Champion of all time. Luke Wolfe is the most dangerous man in EWC and he does not need help. Shelley wanted to check under the ring to see if someone is going to be there to help Luke, but it looks like she found nothing.
Shelley up and charges Luke again. Luke goes for a tilt a whirl slam, but Shelley lands on her feet. Shelley leaps up for a rana attempt, but Luke is blocks. Luke gets Shelley up going for a running powerbomb over the top, but Shelley reverses and sends Luke over the top to the outside with a rana! Luke gets to his feet as Shelley hits the ropes. Shelley comes back with a suicide dive sending Luke first back first into the cell and then to the outside mats. Shelley starts to stomp away on Luke as he gets to his feet. Shelley grabs Luke when he gets to a knee and starts to rake his face across the cell. Luke groans in pain as his now bloody face is getting ground up. Shelley slams the back of Luke's head to the mats on the floor.
Shelley with a knee drop using the cell for leverage. Luke gets to his feet and Shelley goes for a whip into the cell, but Luke reverses. Shelley is able to leap up and grab the cage. Luke charges in and Shelley pushes off going for a crossbody block, but Luke is able to catch her. Luke rams Shelley back first into a steel ring post. Luke gets Shelley in a running powerslam position and charges at the cell. Luke sends Shelley face first into the cage. He does it a second time. He does it a third time before slamming the bloody Shelley back first on the ring apron. Luke gets back into the ring and drags Shelley back in before covering her
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Luke does not let Shelley up before he starts to stomp away at her again. Shelley is to a knee when Luke grabs her by the head. Luke goes for The Doomsday Driver, but Shelley is able to get out of it. Shelley hits the ropes dodging the kick attempt of Luke. Shelley off the other side and goes for a moonsault, but Luke is able to catch her. Luke goes for a running powerslam, but Shelley is able to turn it into a DDT out of nowhere that spikes Luke on the top of the head! Shelley with a cover
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Hanks: Oh that was so close. The woman of my dreams just about put that sanctimonious prick out of his misery right there. She would be doing the whole EWC a great favor by beating Luke Wolfe.
Mystery Man: Once again do you even pay attention to what comes out of your mouth kid? Yes it would be great to get rid of Anarchy 16 and if you take out Luke Wolfe you cut off the head making the rest of the body go with it, but if you think just by beating Luke that Shelley will have rid the company of him you are dead wrong.
FBI: I could not agree with you more there Mystery Man. Luke Wolfe is a great man like we all know Shelley is a great woman. Luke Wolfe is not someone who will go away easily either. Losing the United States Championship would be noting more than a set back. He lost to Xplode and it did not faze him. Hell he could lose that title here tonight, but still go out and win the rumble match. You think that Luke Wolfe is an ass now think of what would happen if he was the number one contender to the World Championship again. Luke Wolfe is not going anywhere anytime soon and I for one love it.
Shelley stalks Luke as he gets to his feet. Shelley goes for Falling Rain again and again Luke reverses this time turning it into a tilt a whirl back breaker! Luke rolls to the outside getting under the ring and grabbing a baseball bat. Luke rolls back in and when Shelley is to a knee Luke tees off on her, but misses by inches! Shelley up and ducks under another swing from Luke. Shelley dropckicks Luke staggering him. Shelley off the ropes and when she comes back she gets a gut shot from Luke and the bat. Shelley is doubled over and Luke nails her in the back with the bat. Luke with a second shot to Shelley. A third shot! A fourth. Luke puts a foot on Shelley for a cover
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Luke goes to the head of Shelley and tries to lock her in The Triangle Choke, but Shelley is able to somehow turn it into a roll up!
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Both up and Luke takes down Shelley with a discuss lariat! Luke on the apron and springboards back in with a 450 Splash, but Shelley gets her knees up! Shelley up and when Luke is to a knee she dropkicks him in the face! Shelley gets the back and nails Luke with a couple body shots before placing the bat of Luke's throat and choking him! Luke struggles for a bit before poking Shelley in the eyes to get her off him. Luke rolls over and is on all fours, but before he can get to his feet Shelley hits him in the back of his head with the bat! Shelley covers Luke!
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Hanks: How in the hell did Luke Wolfe get up from that? Seriously he just got hit in the back of his head with a baseball bat.
Mystery Man: He is lucky is what he is. Most people would not even be standing right about now, but he had the presence of mind to kick out of that. Luke could have a concussion or worse brain damage from that shot.
FBI: Luke Wolfe is still standing, because he is a champion. The man will do what it takes to stay champion. You two do not give him enough credit. Mystery Man you are blind to the greatness that is Michael Saint and Anarchy 16. Luke Wolfe is the man who will lead this company to a better place. Colin you are just an egotistical little prick who needs his ass kicked. You think you are hot shit, but you are far from in son.
Shelley mounts the back of Luke and once again starts to choke him with the bat. Shelley wrenches a bit before Luke gets to his feet. Luke tries to fight Shelley off, but she does not move. The two eventually tumble over the top to the outside. Shelley is up first and stomps on Luke a few times as he gets up. Shelley goes for Falling Rain, but Luke blocks and runs Shelley back first into the cell causing both to go through a wall to the outside. Luke is up first and drag Shelley to a wall. Luke puts Shelley's head against the cage and kicks it. A second time. A third time. Luke scoops up Shelley and goes to lawn dart her into the cell, but Shelley gets out. Shelley runs at Luke and nails Falling Rain!!!!! Luke is not moving and Shelley looks up to the top of the cell. The crowd roars as Shelley starts to climb the cell. Shelley reaches the top of the cell and stairs down at Luke. Luke gets to his feet and stumbles around before Shelley leaps off the cell with a flying crossbody that connects!!!!!
Hanks: Jesus christ!
Mystery Man: That was nuts
FBI: That is it this match is over so are the careers of both Luke Wolfe and Shelley Silver!
Both Shelley and Luke lie on the floor as the crowd continues to go wild and the ref stands dumbfounded. Eventually Shelley starts to stir before crawling to the cell. Luke grabs a guardrail as each pick themselves up. Shelley slowly makes her way into the cell as Luke follows slowly. Shelley is in the ring as Luke gets under it grabbing a chair. Luke is in the ring and has the chair in hand. Shelley up turns around and Luke swings for her head, but Shelley ducks under and when Luke turns around Shelley dropkicks the chair into his face!!!!!!! Shelley rolls to the outside and gets a table before getting back into the ring. Shelley sets up the table as Luke gets to his feet. Shelley has Luke and drags him to a corner across from the table. Shelley sets Luke up top.
Shelley and Luke battle up top trying to get the other off. Luke eventually rakes the eyes of Shelley.
Luke sets up Shelley and DOOMSDAY DRIVER OFF THE TOP THROUGH THE TABLE!!!!!!!!
Luke with a cover
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DING DING DING
Nina Dobrev: Here is your winner and STILL EWC UNITED STATES CHAMPION LUKE WOLFE!!!!!!
Hanks: That was insane.
Mystery Man: Luke Wolfe with a hard fought win.
FBI: And these two still have a Rumble to compete in tonight!
Luke Wolfe clutches his US Title barely able to stand as we go to Ace Heart who is standing backstage
BACKSTAGE
Ace: Guys, I've just finished speaking with the security team and they claim Vinny Gigante has not yet arrived to the building. With his match with Ashton being next, he is either not going to show or he is somehow already in the building.
Pausing, Ace continues
Ace: I spoke with Ashton earlier tonight when he first arrived and what I can say is he is very focused on this match. He said he has full faith that Gigante will show and has no plans to hand over the title tonight. While his match with Xplode is still weeks away, you could tell he was focused solely on tonight. Lets hope Gigante finds a way into the building here tonight and competes. Back to you guys
EWC INTERNATIONAL
CHAMPIONSHIP LADDER MATCH
Vinny Gigante
Vs Ashton Drake
The crowd ERUPTS!!!
YYYEEEEAAAHHHHH!!!!
Hanks: This is going to be something special here, Ashton Drake the International Champion, has been RED hot since debuting here in the EWC, and Vinny Gigante has been steam rolling people, left and right, and he is looking to hurt people.
Mystery Man: This could very well steal the show, if Vinny makes it into the building, as Ace said, he hasn't been spotted yet but the last time Vinny was in a ladder match he defeated one of the best competitors in the EWC in Alexis Morrison.
FBI: You think we will see Vinny crush Drake’s head in a vice? Because that is something I would sure like to see happen to that asshole. I’m not impressed…
As FBI takes a drink… Who knows what’s in it.
Jessica Stroup: Introducing first from Lower Manhattan, New York weighing in at 258 pounds… He is the Number ONE contender to the International Championship! VINNY GIGANTE!!!
“New York, New York” by Sintatra hits the PA to an OVERWHELMING round of boos from the crowd! The music plays for a little bit, as it looks like Vinny isn’t going to make the match…
Hanks: Did the Feds end up catching Vinny afterall???
Suddenly the camera catches Vinny and his boys coming down through the crowd!
Mystery Man: Still in hiding eh?
FBI: Let’s just hope that we can get through the match, without the pigs chasing Vinny off.
Vinny and his boys make their way through the crowd as his goons make sure the fans stay away from him as they scream and curse at him. Vinny hops the guard rail and slides into the ring, leaning in the corner, as he waits for the Champ to come to the ring.
Jessica Stroup: And his opponent…
The lights fade to a dark grey, and the arena becomes silent instantly. The video screen above;flickers to life, showing an image of a man, his eyes ready for battle.
Explosions rocket from the stage, catching the fans off guard as "Separate Ways (Worlds Apart)" by Journey begins to play! Stepping into view, Ashton Drake runs to the end of the stage and crouches, looking out into the sea of fans. There is a sarcastic smile on his face, as he shakes his head, overwhelmed by the fans around him!
Jessica Stroup: Hailing from Brooklyn, NEW YORK! He is the EWC INTERNATIONAL CHAMPION…. ASHTON DRAKE!!!
With the International Title around his waist… Nodding his head, Ashton hops up to his feet and cranks his arm. He then heads down the rampway and runs towards the ring as the fans cheer him on. His dark pupils stare at the ring as the arena explodes around him. Arriving at ringside, Ashton hops up to the ring apron and remains in place.. looking out at the fans around him.
Nodding his head once again, Ashton enters the ring and slowly struts around, his arms held out as he soaks up the fans' responses. His theme song slowly fades out as Ashton ascends a turnbuckle, finding a seat on the top pad. The fans continue to cheer as the theme song comes to an end.
Drake steps down from the turnbuckle, staring a hole in Vinny who stands opposite him who is confidently grinning on his side. Drake unbuckles the belt from around his waist handing it to the Ref who holds it up in the air for the cameras and the fans, as the hook lowers to the ring. The ref fastens it tightly around the hook, and it is slowly raised above the ring. As the belt slowly makes its way to its place above the ring, the crowd starts chanting… But has no effect on either competitor.
“ASHTON DRAKE!!!”
“ASHTON DRAKE!!!”
“ASHTON DRAKE!!!”
“ASHTON DRAKE!!!”
“ASHTON DRAKE!!!”
The ref enthusiastically points at the bell!!!
DING! DING! DING!
Hanks: This thing is started, and the crowd is at a fever pitch!
FBI: Listen to these freakin sheep…
Mystery Man: The crowd is certainly behind Drake, but there is no doubt that Gigante belongs in this match.
Drake and Gigante slowly make their way to the center of the ring, starring each other down. Vinny begins talking trash, but Drake is not intimidated. After a few moments of trash talk Vinny gives Drake a hard shove, and Drake backs up a few steps, but then quickly replies with a fist to the chin of Gigante! Blow after blow he backs him into the corner, and then sling shots him into the opposite corner but it’s reversed and Drake heads toward the turnbuckle, but Drake walks up the first two turnbuckle pads and lunges backwards with an elbow nailing Gigante in the head as Vinny was charging behind him. The crowd ERUPTS in support of Drake, but Gigante is quickly back to his feet. And the two lock up they jockey for position Vinny the larger of the two men, gets side control and locks Drake in a headlock, Drake looks to shove off Vinny, but he doesn’t loosen his grip and Gigante holds on to the lock, shaking his head no. Drake immediately lifts Gigante into the air and nails a backdrop to the larger man!!! Vinny clutches his head as Drake gets to his feet, and quickly looks to lock in the sharp shooter! Vinny tries to block it but Drake turns over the big man and sits down!
FBI: Now that’s just stupid… can’t win this match by submission Drake!
Mystery Man: No, but he can work on that lower back, its gonna be hard to climb a ladder if you can’t stand up straight!
Drake has it locked in tight, but Vinny reaches back and grabs the ankle of Drake, tripping him and pulling him forward, to break the hold! Vinny pulls himself up using the ropes and Drake makes it back to his feet. As Vinny turns around, he is nearly met with a superkick from Drake but he jumps out of the way and Drake crotches himself on the top rope!
“OHHHHHH!!!”
Vinny shakes the top rope, before springing Drake back into the ring, as he lays on the ground holding his groin area. Vinny walks over stalking Drake, as he gives him a few taunting boots to the head, before some vicious STOMPS on the back of the skull! Vinny picks up Drake, and then gorilla presses him over his head!!! “HERE IS YOUR HERO!!!” Vinny shouts out into the crowd, as he just simply drops him behind him Drake falls to the mat with a crash as the crowd responds with an arena full of boos.
“BOOOOOOO!!!”
Vinny walks back over looking to pick up Drake once more but this time Drake responds with blow after blow to the mid section doubling over the larger man. Vinny takes a few steps away and this time is connects with the superkick! Vinny bounces off the ropes and is met with a spinning clothsline!!!
Hanks: BRAIN FREEZE!
Mystery Man: That’s just what Drake needed here.
Drake leans on the top rope getting his wits about him, as Gigante rolls over on the mat. Drake picks up Vinny, and locks in a side headlock, which Vinny counters with a shove off into the ropes, Drake bounces back and is met with a brick wall as he hits Vinny in the shoulder and crashes to the mat, Vinny hits the ropes but just as he returns he is met with a dropkick to the face from Drake and Vinny goes tumbling over the top rope!!! Drake quickly makes his way over to the corner turnbuckle measuring Vinny as he gets to his feet, Drake leaps off the top rope with a flying cross body and takes Vinny to the ground! Drake goes to grab a ladder positioned at ringside, but then looks around at the fans who begin cheering loudly… Instead of grabbing it and throwing it in the ring, he starts to climb it!
FBI: What the hell is this lunatic doing? I thought he was supposed to be one of the best in the EWC! He sure isn’t showing it here. This is just bad strategy…
Vinny gets up and makes his way over to the ladder just as Drake gets to the top, and before drake can jump off Vinny tips over the ladder and Drake goes falling into the crowd!!!
Hanks: Oh my God no!!!
Mystery Man: I hope Mac has his lawyers on hand… cuz that’s a lawsuit waiting to happen.
The crowd tried to get out of the way but he still ended up crashing down on some fans, and smashing through steel chairs. Vinny, laughs clearly happy with himself, walking over to the guard rail. Many of the fans who were in the way of the fall, scream and shout at Vinny in anger many giving him the finger… Vinny spits in the face of a fan stepping over the guard rail picking up Drake and tossing him back over the guard rail! One fan puts a hand on Vinny and he is about to deck the fan before other fans pull him back. Vinny laughs and steps over the guard rail as Drake stumbles to his feet, clearly dazed and confused. Vinny grabs him by the head and walks him up beside the ramp throwing him to the ground out beside the stage, as Drake rolls on the ground. Vinny laughs at Drake as he tries to crawl away, He pulls himself up on the soundboard equipment and Vinny gets an idea. He grabs Drake nailing a few blows to the skull! Then sets him up for a jackknife powerbomb! He looks out into the crowd taunting them… He lifts up Drake for the powerbomb, but Drake blocks it! He lifts him up a second time but he blocks it again! And Drake lifts Vinny over his head and he comes crashing down on the soundboard equipment! As sparks fly all around!!!
The crowd ERUPTS!!!
“HOLY SHIT!!!”
“HOLY SHIT!!!”
“HOLY SHIT!!!”
“HOLY SHIT!!!”
“HOLY SHIT!!!”
Hanks: Looks like Vinny might be getting a look into his future! Who knows how many volts of electricity just went through his body!
Drake jumps to his feet with a rush of adrenaline and the crowd roars him on with support. He grabs Vinny rolling him off and Vinny just falls to the floor.
Mystery Man: Vinny looks to be completely out of it!
Drake looks like he is about to pick up the prone Gigante, but then takes a double take and looks at the ladder and then back down at the unconscious Gigante… and then decides to leave him there and go for the ladder down at the end of the ramp! He grabs the ladder and shoves it in the ring!
Hanks: Drake may win this thing right now!
Drake sets up the ladder in the middle of the ring looking up at the belt, he starts to make his way up the ladder, all the way up and he reaches up and grabs the belt! Vinny suddenly slides in the ring out of camera shot! He tips over the ladder but Drake holds onto the belt, and begins swaying back and forth hanging above the ring! Vinny quickly slides out of the ring, grabbing his walking cane as Drake struggles reaching up over and over again trying to unbuckle the strap, but Vinny is in the ring and as Drake sways toward him Vinny swings WAY back and NAILS Drake in the stomach with his cane! And Drake falls to the mat!
FBI: Good lord that was a close call!
Hanks: I thought it was over for sure!
Vinny reaches way back and swings down nailing Drake again and again with his cane, before tossing it to the side. As Drake lays holding his stomach, Vinny climbs to the top turnbuckle and LEAPS into the air nailing the FLYING CHIN on Drake! It seems that the move took some out of both men, but Drake clearly took the worst of it. Holding his chin Vinny gets back to his feet, and walks over to the ladder and leans it in the corner and goes and picks up Drake and sling shots him into the corner and Drake crashes into the ladder leaning on it… Vinny sprints toward Drake but Drake moves out of the way at the last second and Gigante crashes through the ladder bending it in half!!!
Hanks: Jesus Christ!!!
FBI: Jesus ain’t got nothing to do with what we are witnessing here tonight.
Mystery Man: We are gonna need a new ladder.
Vinny rolls to the floor as the bent ladder falls over him, Drake grabs the ladder and SLAMS it down on Vinny’s back right at the bent point, nails him in the spine with it! Vinny shouts in pain as he rolls over holding his back! Drake backs up, as Vinny gets to his feet, and runs at Gigante with the bent end nailing Gigante right in the face busting him wide open!!! Drake takes the ladder and tosses it to the outside… Drake leans in the corner catching his breath, looking around ringside for another ladder but there doesn’t seem to be one! He heads outside, and begins looking under the ring for another ladder, from each side… he doesn’t seem to be able to find one! But on the final side he reaches under and pulls out a ladder and the crowd ERUPTS!!!
Hanks: Huh… usually there is more stuff under there…
Drake slides the ladder in the ring, as a bloody Vinny has recovered staring at Drake as blood runs down his face. Drake starts trash talking, and this time Vinny is simply staring him down unafraid. It’s like a repeat of the beginning of the match, just flipped around, Drake shoves Vinny to steps back a little and then swings at him looking for a monster clothsline! But Drake ducks it! Vinny turns around and Drake drops him with a drop toehold and as Vinny jumps back to his feet in anger Drake catches him and locks in the triangle choke submission! Vinny fights it, as Drake struggles to lock it in completely… Vinny lifts Drake up into the air and slams him back down in a modified powerbomb! But Drake doesn’t release the hold! Vinny is starting to fade, but he manages to lift him up a second time and slam him back down again and this time Drake releases the hold, and Vinny falls to the mat face first trying to regain his composure from the hold being locked on.
Hanks: These two guys look like they are out to hurt each other tonight.
FBI: Well it was clear from the beginning that Gigante was looking to hurt Drake, he looks to hurt everyone he gets in the ring with.
Mystery Man: Will either of these men be able to climb a ladder to win this thing?
Slowly they both get to their feet, and begin trading punches! This time Drake gets the better of Gigante and he starts to back up into the corner, Drake shoves Vinny into the corner and Vinny bounces back out, and Drake hip tosses him onto the new ladder! Vinny grabs his back, as Drake climbs to the top rope! Before Vinny can move Drake leaps off the turnbuckle nailing a guillotine top rope legdrop onto the ladder!!!
“THIS IS AWESOME!!!”
“THIS IS AWESOME!!!”
“THIS IS AWESOME!!!”
“THIS IS AWESOME!!!”
“THIS IS AWESOME!!!”
Mystery Man: Careful now! I don’t think we have any more ladders under there!
The ladder only appears to be slightly dammaged as Drake rolls Vinny off the ladder. He grabs it, and sets it up in the middle of the ring, its wobbly but it still stands. Drake starts to climb the ladder, Vinny looks over and immediately takes notice, and stumbles over and starts climbing the other side of the ladder. With both men on the ladder, it wobbles more as each man tries to steady themselves on it, step by step… Drake gets to the top first, and slams Vinny’s head down on the top of the ladder! The ladder nearly tips, as Drake steadies it! Vinny reaches into his pocket and grabs his brass knuckles and reaches way back to clock Drake, but as he reaches back the ladder nearly tips again, and he has to stop and grab onto the ladder to keep from falling over. Drake reaches up trying to grab the title! And Vinny steps up a few more rungs and then NAILS Drake in the face with the brass knuckles! Drake falls off the ladder, and the movement of him falling tips the ladder over and Vinny lands with his legs crotched on the top rope!!! The ladder leaning holding steady on the top rope, Vinny rolls off the top rope and lands back first on the mat.
FBI: This is a fucking ladder match! Where are all the ladders???
Hanks: Yeah, that is a conundrum.
Mystery Man: Drake is out cold! If Vinny can get back to his feet he is gonna win this thing!
Vinny gets to his hands and knees holding his crotch, He slowly grabs the ladder with one hand standing it back up as it wobbles but inevitably becomes somewhat steady. Still trying to recover, he drags himself on his hip toward the ladder wincing in pain as he holds his groin with one hand and drags him self with the other. He grabs the ladder, and holds onto it, and starts to drag himself to his feet using the ladder. Very slowly he pulls himself up one rung at a time, just as Drake starts to stir holding his head which is now bleeding as well. Drake rolls over on his hands and knees blood dripping from his forehead as he crawls toward the ladder. Vinny is almost to the top, as Drake begins dragging himself up the ladder. Gigante reaches up and gets one hand on the belt just as Drake starts pulling himself up the ladder, he has to let go of the belt and steady himself as the ladder wobbles. Vinny leans down grabbing Drake by the hair obviously upset that Drake just screwed up him pulling down the belt. Pulling him to the top swiftly the ladder wobbles very little Drake spits blood in the face of Gigante who becomes FURIOUS and leans back to nail Drake and the ladder starts to lean backwards! As it starts to tip ever so slightly Drake is lifted into the air and he grabs the belt with both hands and jumps off the ladder and KICKS IT OVER hanging from the belt and Vinny falls off the ladder all the way to the outside his feet catching the ropes as he lands awkwardly!!!
Hank: OH MY GOD!
Mystery Man: Vinny’s not moving!
Drake like the last time struggles to get the strap unhooked but this time he pulls himself up with one arm, and reaches up with the other and unhooks the belt, and falls immediately to the mat!!! Lading on his back, and the belt clutched to his chest!!!
DING! DING! DING!
Hanks: Wow… What a finish to an amazing match!
Mystery Man: Drake continues his incredible hot streak since showing up in the EWC.
FBI: I don’t know how he did it, but he managed to outlast Vinny.
Medical personnel run to ringside, to check on Vinny but he is just getting to his feet, and he shoves off the first few medical personnel but when they wont leave him alone he nails one in the face with the brass knuckles!!!
Hanks: Oh come on! That is completely uncalled for!
The rest of the Medical team keep their distance as Vinny looks up at Drake in the ring who is leaning in the corner with the ref holding up his hand in victory his other hand holding up the International Championship.
Jessica Stroup: Here is your winner… and STILL… the EWC INTERNATIONAL CHAMPION… ASHTON DRAKE!!!
Fans: THANK YOU.... THANK YOU.... THANK YOU... THANK YOU...
Drake, now holding on to the ropes, looks around him, the sweat pouring down his forehead. Gigante slowly makes his way back into the ring and glances over at Drake with a look of indifference. Gigante drops to one knee as he is clearly in pain and simply shakes is head in disbelief, Drake pounds his chest with his fist and then points out at the fans in appreciation. He then points at Gigante and begins to clap, as the fans rally behind him.
Mystery Man: Wow... now that is respectful. Ashton Drake just recognized Gigante's hard work. It seemed like Gigante was coming back into this ring for blood ... but he just doesn't seem to have the energy left in him. And he's going to need it for the Rumble if he plans to win it. Both of these men really let it all out tonight. This is what the EWC is all about. True competition, the winner recognized as the better man or woman. Neither of these men should feel bad about the hard work that they put into this match tonight. To win this match, one man had to go beyond his personal limits and take things to an extent that he had never done before. Tonight's winner did just that. I am floored. What happens next could-
Suddenly, "I stand alone" by Godsmack begins to play as the EWC Undisputed Champion emerges from backstage! Not stopping, he heads down the ramp way, loosening his tie as he arrives at ringside!! Immediately, the fans begin to boo upon seeing Xplode. The champ doesn't recognize their responses at all as he slides into the ring and rushes right up to Ashton Drake!!!
Mystery Man: OH WOW!!! Xplode is back out here.. and he doesn't look too happy at all. Both of these men have been building up to this moment. Xplode.. Drake.. the two biggest names in the business right now. The mighty champion who has reigned supreme for a record setting duration... standing face to face with the very soul of the new generation of superstars in that locker room! WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN?! THIS IS EPIC!!!!!
Xplode and Drake continue to stand nose to nose. Gigantic watches with a smirk on his face as he leans against the ropes. The crowd rallies behind Drake as it begins to chant:
Fans: DRAKE WILL BEAT YOU.... DRAKE WILL BEAT YOU.... DRAKE WILL BEAT YOU...
Xplode looks out at the fans as Drake begins to smile! Drake stumbles backwards and points at the fans, causing them to erupt instantly with support! X glances at them as a microphone is handed to him. The arena quiets down, as X speaks...
Xplode: Do you honestly think that I give a shit what these fans think?! I TOLD you... I would get even with you. Nobody disrespect me, the EWC championship.. and my legacy.
Drake accepts a microphone as he smiles and flicks Xplode's tie.
Drake: I may have disrespected you... but not the championship. That will never happen. THAT THING IS COMING HOME WITH ME! YOUR TIME IS ABOUT TO END!!!
Xplode: You know, Ash? We could go back and forth all night and waste these stupid fans' time. That's your thing though... not mine. I came here to send a message.
Drake: Then send it. I am right here!
Drake holds his arms out, challenging Xplode. Xplode shakes his head... and backs away. The fans begin to boo loudly!
Mystery Man: OH COME ON!!!! IS THE CHAMP BACKING DOWN??!!
Drake laughs as he raises his hands! He walks towards Gigante who is staring him down now. The fans begin to scream...
XPLODE NAILS DRAKE FROM BEHIND WITH THE MICROPHONE!!!!
Mystery Man: THE CHAMP HAS STRUCK!!!!!
Xplode repeatedly brings the microphone down upon the back of Drake's head! Xplode backs away now and rips open his shirt, flinging it off to the side! Drake grabs the ropes and begins to pull himself up as Xplode slides out of the ring. He lifts the apron and grabs a metal chair!! Rolling back into the ring, Xplode waits... and then nails Drake in the head with the chair, bending it completely!!
Mystery Man: OH MY GAWD!!!
Xplode brings the chair down again.. and again.. and again, each time folding the chair over Drake's flesh! Drake struggles to rise but can not do so thanks to the ruthless assault! Grabbing Drake by the hair, Xplode pulls him up to his knees! Blood flows down the side of Drake's face, pouring freely over his eye and nose as Xplode repeatedly brings his knuckles into the open wound! The fans boo loudly as security teams rush down the ramp and head towards the ring!
Vinny Gigante slides out of the ring and challenges the guards, causing them to stop in their tracks! In the ring, Xplode continues to punch the open wound on Drake's head, causing Drake to wear a crimson mask! Letting Drake fall limply to the mat, Xplode begins to leave the ring...
Drake suddenly plants his hands and starts to get back up, his body shaking as he pours blood all over the mat!!
Fans: DRAKE... DRAKE... DRAKE... DRAKE!!!
Xplode glances over his shoulder, noticing Drake's attempt to rise. Shaking his head in disbelief, Xplode slowly turns and approaches Drake. Drake reaches out and grabs Xplode by the knee, using Xplode to rise once more. Xplode watches him, his eyes full of rage. He waits until Drake is standing at full height before...
Mystery Man: THE DROP ZONE!!
Xplode kicks Drake in the gut and then hooks the arms!! Jumping into the hair, Xplode nails his finisher.. THE DROP ZONE!! Drake lands face first and twitches only once! He doesn't move again. Xplode backs away, snagging the microphone from off of the bloodied mat. Laughing now, Gigante steps aside at ringside, allowing medical teams along with security to enter the ring.
Xplode: You see, that's your problem, Ash. You don't know when to shut up or stay down! That may work on most people.. but not with me. This is what happens to fools who walk on my side of the yard, Ash. You won't be the next EWC Undisputed Champion. Mark my words.. this is just the damn beginning.
Xplode slams the microphone down and exits the ring. Both X and Gigante laugh as they head up the ramp way, glancing over their shoulder. In the ring, Drake is still unconscious, as he is rolled unto a stretcher.
Mystery Man: I just can't.... I just can't believe what I am seeing. This feud between Drake and X has just become very personal. Oh wow... I ... ladies and gentleman .. the main event is next.
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MAIN EVENT
30 PERSON
BATTLE ROYAL
WINNER WILL BATTLE FOR THE EWC CHAMPIONSHIP AT WRESTLEFEST XIII
[ENTRY ORDER]
1 - Derek Wellings
2 - Griffin Hawkins
3 - Polly Pocket
4 - Bob Loblaw
5 - Latoya Hixx
6 - Kenneth Williams
7 - Lucius Tendonin
8 - Shelley Silver
9 - Tyler Roberts
10 - Nirvana
11 - Sway
12 - John Blade
13 - Eve O'Connell
14 - Amis Shelton
15 - Alexis Morrison
16 - Noah Hanson
17 - Otaki
18 - Luke Wolfe
19 - Corey Smith
20 - Ruthann Park Hunter
21 - Nick James
22 - Nanako Gozen
23 - Kitmura Miyoshi
24 - Jessica Tendonin
25 - Vinny Gigante
26 - Setzer Von Stryfe
27 - Chris Maverick
28 - Hatchet Gully
29 - Freddie Styles
30 - Emma Louise
30 PERSON
BATTLE ROYAL
WINNER WILL BATTLE FOR THE EWC CHAMPIONSHIP AT WRESTLEFEST XIII
[ENTRY ORDER]
1 - Derek Wellings
2 - Griffin Hawkins
3 - Polly Pocket
4 - Bob Loblaw
5 - Latoya Hixx
6 - Kenneth Williams
7 - Lucius Tendonin
8 - Shelley Silver
9 - Tyler Roberts
10 - Nirvana
11 - Sway
12 - John Blade
13 - Eve O'Connell
14 - Amis Shelton
15 - Alexis Morrison
16 - Noah Hanson
17 - Otaki
18 - Luke Wolfe
19 - Corey Smith
20 - Ruthann Park Hunter
21 - Nick James
22 - Nanako Gozen
23 - Kitmura Miyoshi
24 - Jessica Tendonin
25 - Vinny Gigante
26 - Setzer Von Stryfe
27 - Chris Maverick
28 - Hatchet Gully
29 - Freddie Styles
30 - Emma Louise
Nina Dobrev: Ladies and gentlemen, is time for the MAIN EVENT! Introducing your special guest commentator, he is THE EWC UNDISPUTED CHAMPION: XPLODE!
Mystery Man: Gentlemen, we will be joined in the main event by the symbol of hardwork and success in EWC. Jaden “Xplode” Hunter, please make room for him. We just saw him destry Ashton Drake after his match, and now he's just going to come back in here like nothing happened?
Colin Hanks: Now THAT is a man I'm a fan of. He's ALMOST as famous as me. I just want to have room between him and FBI in case he throws up from grandma's cough medicine.
FBI: Fuck off Colin
”The Enemy” by Godsmack begins to play! The crowd stands up to their feet as the arena lights fade to a crimson red! The arena starts to shake due to the responses from the fans. Xplode reveals the EWC Undisputed Championship to the fans and they start booing and jeering him.
The crowd continues to shout loudly and chant out
ASHTON ASHTON ASHTON
as a fog machine covers the entrance. Flames erupt from each side of the stage. Stepping out into view, Xplode looks out at the fans with a smirk on his face. He looks ripped, sweat dripping down the sides of his forehead. The EWC Undisputed Championship is buckled around his waist, sparkling under the arena lights. His hands are heavily taped and a tick knee brace is buckled over his right knee.
Walking to the ramp, he proceeds down the ring. Behind him, above the stage, a zoomed in image of his determined face is highlighted within a red spotlight. He keeps his eyes on the ring in the distance as he walks down the ramp way. Fans reach otu to touch him as he continues forward, ignoring their gestures. Once at ringside, Xplode glances once more at the fans nearby before walking over to the announce table. He turns to face the fans, takes his title off and shows it off to them.
Xplode places the EWC Undisputed Championship on the table, facing the ring and takes a seat in between Colin Hanks and FBI. Taking a headset, he looks at the ring where 30 starts are going to become coming out.
Xplode: Good evening, gentlemen.
Colin Hanks: OHMYGOD! OHMYGOD! OHMYGOD!
FBI: One of these things is not like the others. One of these things just doesn't belong. Can tell which thing is not like the others? Before I fucking finish my so-
Mystery Man: IT'S COLIN HANKS BECAUSE HE'S NOT A WORLD CHAMPION! All jokes aside, that was a really vicious attack on Ashton Drake. Why did you do that, Champ?
Xplode: Ashton Drake got what was he deserved. You do NOT enter a man's house, shit on his carpet and piss on his dinner and expect no repercussions. Ashton Drake did JUST that. You do NOT dispresepct in my house, Ashton Drake WILL learn manners and respect, dammit.
Nina Dobrev: This is the RUMBLE IN THE BRONX! This is an over the top rope battle royal in which 30 superstars and starlets will enter the match and through elimination, only one person will win. In order to be elminated, BOTH feet MUST touch the ground! Every 90 seconds a new superstar or starlett will enter the ring until all 30 participants have entered. This match has no time limit. There are also no disqualifications. And the winner will recieve a shot at the EWC Undisputed Championship at WrestleFest!
Introducing first from Detroit, Michigan. Standing 6'4”, and weighing in at 280 lbs, he is “The Airborne Ranger” DEREK WELLINGS!
”Strike Back” by Kira Justice plays loudly and Derek Wellings walks out. The fans boo him loudly as they look at the Airborne Ranger. Derek takes an EWC hat off and throws it into the audience, he clenches his fists and throws them up in the air. Black and gold pyro sparkler pyro raise up from behind him, Derek takes several steps forward before throwing his fist down to have bright white pyro explode behind him.
After the pyro finishes, The Airborne Ranger walks half way into the entrance curtain, and pulls out a large flatbed filled with weapons. There's a glass table, three trash cans filled with weapons, and a can of gasoline. He runs with the flat bed towards the ring and points out Shadow Fan with a “SHADOW MAN RULEZ” sign wearing a Shadow Man mask and T-Shirt. Derek takes his sign, crumples it up, spits on it and throws down as the fans boo him. He then passes by his step daughter infront of the Shadow Fan, rubs her head between her pigtails then sets the trash cans in each corner and puts the glass table between the ring and the announce table. He catches eyes with Xplode, gives him double middle fingers. Xplode brushes the dirt off his shoulders and cleanses himself of filth. Derek tosses a steel chair, toaster and box of bar glasses into the ring. He jumps at the ring and rolls in between the middle and bottom ropes, before taking a knee and throwing a fist up above his head again.
He looks at several people in the audience, taking his shirt off he tosses it into the crowd. The Airborne Ranger closes his eyes and absorbs the atmosphere for a moment before he jumps off the turnbuckle. Then crotches down in the corner, waiting for his opponent.
Mystery Man: Champ, are you worried about your former Firm member winning this match?
Colin Hanks: Like me, EVERYTHING flows off our champion's shoulders.
FBI: That guy is a jealous ass.
Xplode: If Derek wins this match, I'll commit hara-kiri. That's how confident I am that he WILL NOT win.
Nina Dobrev: His opponent, standing 6'2” and weighing in at 227 lbs, from Los Angelos, California, he is the EWC Television Champion, ladies and gentlemen... put your hands together... for GRIFFIN HAWKINS!
The spotlight shines on a young man who seems to be playing guitar on stage. After playing a long interrupted sol... he strokes the guitar in one swoop, setting off the pyro's on stage! The lights come on to reveal Griffin Hawkins! He has hsi guitar in hand as “Raise Your Hands” by Bon Jovi blasts in. He walks down the ramp, carrying his guitar as he slaps hands with fans. Signs reading “Griffin Rocks!” and “EWC gets Metal!” are seen as he comes down the ramp. He sets the guitar by the steps and gets in the ring. The women swoon for him as the men bow their head acknowledging great respect towards him.
He proceeds to get on the ropes, raising the devil horsn in the air as the crowd cheers him on. Soon he gets off the ropes, taking his denim vest with band patches on it off, sets it on the ring and shows off the EWC Television Champions to Derek Wellings, mocking him as he rubs the title. Griffin gets out the ring, takes his aviators off and places them on Derek's daughter then returns to the ring. He takes the Television Championship offand hands it to the referee who puts it outside the ring.
Mystery Man: The longest reigning EWC Television Champion in history attacking Derek mentally BEFORE the match even begins. This will be a bloody war between them.
Colin Hanks: Damn, Griffin's going straight for Derek's heart this time. We might have a dead man tonight.
FBI: Are you fucking kidding me? We'll have one dead man and one HALF dead man. You don't attack a man by going through his family, that's asking for your own damn funeral.
Xplode: I like the balls on Griffin Hawkins, ignores me and puts his aviators on Derek's adorable step daughter? That guy is crazy than a rat in a tin shit house.
00:00 The referee calls for the bell as Derek bitch slaps Griffin Hawkins. He takes the slap, rubs his face and returns the slap to Derek. The Airborne Ranger smiles and the two start trading vicious blows. The bigger and stronger Derek Wellings over powers the leaner Griffin, he pushes Griffin into the ropes, whips him off, Griffin comes back and takes a shoulder tackle.
00:30 Derek bounces off the ropes, jumps over Griffin who recovers, The Airborne Ranger bounces off the ropes, leap frogs over Griffin, he turns around and gets a clothesline from Derek. He leans over the champ and hammers his fist away fast and harder. After several blows, he helps Griffin up and goes for a vertical suplex but Griffin escapes from it and clubs Derek over his shoulders and starts stomping on Derek's head and neck.
01:00 He tries to get a Muta lock in but Derek manages to escape, get to his knees but gets a boot to the face. He tries to get up but Griffin hammers Derek over his face several times. The champ presses Derek against the ropes, then whips him across the ring. Derek bounces off the ropes and gets hit hit with a bionic elbow. He hits that canvas hard and Griffin follows through with a elbow drop.
01:20 The fans start getting excited as Griffin builds a come back. Be leans over Derek's face and fires fists fast and hard. After several blows, the rock-star pulls up the Airborne Ranger, presses him in to the ropes and the fans start counting down...
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“Barbie Girl Orchestra Remix” by Aqua hits the PA system, 43 seconds in to the song already and Polly Pocket runs out from the curtain!
Mystery Man: Here she comes at number three, Brawl's POLLY POCKET!
Colin Hanks: Check out the pair of knockers on her. That's one beautiful woman.
FBI: I'd hit it when I'm drunk a bunch of times
Xplode: She shouldn't last long.
01:30 Polly slides into the ring as Derek bounces off the ropes, ducks under Griffin's arm, bounces off the ropes and both Griffin and Polly take him out with a backbody drop. The two start stomping on Derek and he tries rolling away but Polly stops him and pulls him up on his feet. They throw several fists over Derek's face and press him to the ropes. The fans cheer loudly as the two hit a double DDT.
02:00 They pull Derek up and once again pushes him to the ropes, whip him across the ring and get readyto to double clothesline him, Derek ducks under the arms, bounces off the ropes again and hits his own double clothesline on Polly and Griffin. Despite a fierce hit, Polly gets up but Derek sees her and hits a knife edge chop.
02:30 She returns the chop on Derek, he returns a second one with fans saying “WOOO!!” The two trade knife edge chops with Polly getting the better of him, walks behind Derek and hits a pele kick. Stumbling foward, Derek lands in a ring corner. Polly quickly walks over and stomps on Derek.
02:50 The fans start clamoring as the next person gets ready to come out. They start counting down as Polly Pocket lands a bronco buster...
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“Born in the USA” by hits the PA system, the fans cheer loudly as Bob Loblaw runs out from the entrance and slides into the ring.
Mystery Man: Time for the return of Brawl's BOB LOBLAW!!
Colin Hanks: His return is going to short lived in this match.
FBI: Fucking lawyers are fighting here now? What the hell?
Xplode: No body loves Bob.
03:00 Bob Loblaw grabs a No Parking sign, slides it and and attacks Polly from behind. She bounces off of Derek and The Airborne Ranger sits down in the corner. Bob smashes her Polly Pocket several times with the sign. Griffin Hawkins gets up and hits a backstabber on Bob.
03:30 Polly slowly starts getting up from the beating and starts punching Bob Loblaw as Griffin stomps on him. Bob fights back by kicking wildly. Derek Wellings gets up, walks over and hits a big boot on Griffin taking him down. He turns around and gets a Pollycarana, sending him near the box of glasses.
04:00 Derek picks up a glass from the box and slowly gets up. Polly grab's Derek by the head and he smashes the glass on her back. She stumbles over on to the rops and Derek tries to push her over. However Griffin quickly gets back up, grabs a glass and breaks on over his back. The Airborne Ranger falls on his chest and Bob Loblaw gets up and attacsk Griffin from behind, hitting a elbow over the Rockstar's head.
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“Sky's the Limit” by CFO$ hits the PA system. The fans cheer loudly as Latoya Hixx runs out and heads to the ring.
Mystery Man: Number five, Brawl's LATOYA HIXX!
Colin Hanks: Another broad with a nice bod.
FBI: That rack makes her a winner in my eyes.
Xplode: She will make her way in and then make her way out like all the rest.
04:30 Latoya gets in the ring quickly, sees Bob leaning over the top rop. She hits a low blow, grabs a leg and spills him over the top. This gives Polly a moment to roll under hte bottom rope and get back in the ring. The fans cheer loudly seeing the first elimination of hte match, Latoya stands up on the ropes and taunts the man she eliminated.
ELIMINATION: 4:40 – BOB LOBLAW BY LATOYA HIXX
Mystery Man: That's it for Bob Loblaw, the first elimination of the match! Latoya Hixx saw the opportunity and took it!
Colin Hanks: Better luck next year Bobby.
FBI: Fucking lawyer
Xplode: Don't let the door hit you on your ass on the way out.
05:00 The fans start to calm down a littler as Latoya attacks Griffin Hawkins by stomping on his face. Polly gets up, turns Latoya around but gets hit a jumping snapmare. Polly bounces on the ropes, comes back and tries to hit a shoulder tackle but Latoya hits a drop toe hold. Derek recovers, runs over and hits a spear on Latoya.
05:30 The Airborne Ranger almost tears Latoya Hixx in half with his spear. He sits up, sees Griffin and takes a punch to the face. He continues standing up eating fist after fist from Griffin. Once on his feet, Derek throws a fist back and the two trade fists with Griffin stunning Derek, pushes him into a corner, mounts him and starts slamming knees into Derek's face.
05:50 The fans get excited as another person gets ready. Griffin puts four knees in Derek's face, then throws him head first onto the mat as the audience starts counting...
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The fans explode loudly as they hear “Shadowboxin'” by Method Man & GZA hits the PA system. Kenneth Williams walks up, smiles at the crowd then runs down to the ring.
Mystery Man: This match is filling up quickily more from Brawl, this time it's KENNETH WILLIAMS!
Colin Hanks: This guy stinks, can we hurry this along? I got parties to attend.
FBI: This man will never be an EWC Championship winner like me.
Xplode: I see more and more chumps in that ring as each entry gets into the ring.
06:00 Kenneth gets into the ring and goes after Griffin, he sees the charge and hits a buzzsaw kick. Derek tries to get up but is floored by Kenneth Williams. Polly and Latoya stand up and trade blows, Griffin walks over to help her but gets a fist from Latoya. She walks over Polly which alllows Derek to get to his hands and kness, trips Griffin and goes for a sharpshooter. Griffin screams as Derek applies pressure, but the fans get behind him solidly and reverses onto Derek.
06:30 Derek screams loudly as Griffin reverses roles, Kenneth Williams gets up and knocks Griffin off while Polly hits a yakuza kick on Latoya and she falls down to her knees. Kenneth walks over and attacks Latoya Hixx as well. As Polly walks by him, Kenneth suddenly pounces on her. Griffin recovers and boots the side of Latoya who stumbles to the ropes. Polly capitolizes, lunges out and hits a handspring shining wizard as Griffin hits The Shot in the Dark knocking Latoya over the top rope!
ELMINATION: LATOYA HIXX BY GRIFFIN HAWKINS & POLLY POCKET 06:55
Mystery Man: Latoya Hixx is gone! Eliminated by both Polly Pocket and Griffin Hawkins!
Colin Hanks: Great teamwork by Hawkins and Pocket.
FBI: The deadweight is getting thrown out fast.
Xplode: She will make her way in and then make her way out like all the rest.
07:00 The two exchange a high five and get a hand of Derek Wellings around their necks. The two are caught off guard and Derek Wellings hits a double chokeslam. He takes a knee, the crowd boos him, and the four in the ring try to recover. Derek slowly stands up and gets a boot to his chest from Kenneth Williams. The fans cheer for him as he starts to stand up and hits a few over head punches and gets Derek to the ropes. He backs up and goes for clothesline to eliminate Derek, but The Airbone Ranger grabs the tope robe and low bridges him then eliminates him Kenneth from the match!
ELMINATION: KENNETH WILLIAMS BY DEREK WELLINGS 07:19
Mystery Man: Another elmination! This time by “The Airborne Ranger” Derek Wellings
Colin Hanks: Polly, Griffin and Derek Wellings are all tied now at 1 a piece.
FBI: This going to get worst before it gets better.
Xplode: Even a pile of diareah like Derek Wellings gets lucky once in a while.
07:20 The fans start booing Derek, then start counting down. Griffin Hawkins and Polly Pocket recover as Derek leans in a corner, getting his breath back.
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“Carry Me” by Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds hits the pa system. The fans start booing loudly as Lucius Tendonin makes his way to the ring.
Mystery Man: Another member of Friday Night Rampage makes his way in the match and that's LUCIUS TENDONIN!
Colin Hanks: This isn't as successful as me or his wife.
FBI: The poor man's Rob Zombie, what a fuckin' joke!
Xplode: The real joke is how long he'll be in this match, FBI.
07:30 Lucius slides into the ring and goes after Griffin Hawkins, taking him down and throwing rapid fists at his face. Polly tries to stop Lucius but Derek ges behind her and locks in a full Nelson. She screams loudly as Derek swings her around then tries a Full Nelson Slam but Polly squezes out, grabs the steel chair Derek put in earlier and jabs him in the gut with it. Derek hunches then gets his head thrown back violently by Polly Pocket.
08:00 Polly puts a sleeper hold ona Lucius but gets up and throws her over his head. The acrobatic fae lands on her feet, rolls it and stands up much to the crowds pleasure. Lucius hooks up with Polly and manages to get her down with a Arm Drag. Griffin gets up and tries his luck in a grapple with Lucius Tendonin and gets a Military Press on him and tosses him down hard on the mat.
08:30 Lucius starts stomping on Griffin and Polly. Derek slowly gets up and joins him in stomping on Griffin. The champ fights through the blows and gets to his feet and punches Derek. Then punches Lucius, then back to Derek but he manages to catch him with and eye rake at the same time. Blinding, Griffin stumbles into a bear hug from Lucius. Griffin screams loudly and tries to fight through.
08:50 The fans start clamoring again as the countdown starts once again. Griffin lands a few blows on teh face aof Lucius Tendonin and Polly Pocket clubs him from behind, getting the release on Griffin.
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“I Am The Fire” by Halestorm hits the pa system. The fans are split if they want to cheer or boo Shelley Silver as she runs out and makes her way to the ring.
Mystery Man: One of the biggest stars of Friday Night Rampage makers her way to the ring and that's SHELLEY SILVER!
Colin Hanks: I love the tramp stamp on the former United States Champion.
FBI: I can until she wrecks everyone in this match then comes and wrecks my bedroom.
Xplode: Shelley Silver is about as qualified to fight me as FBI is to qualified to arrest people.
09:00 Shelley Silver gets into the ring with a mixed reaction, leaning more towards booing. She runs over and attacks Polly Pocket first, knocking her down and firing fists away. Derek Wellings clubs her from behind but Shelley pushes through and punches Derek in his face and gets hits him with a belly-to-belly suplex. Shelley then mounts Derek and punches his face repeatedly. Griffin Hawkins throws a boot at Lucius Tendonin but he grabs his foot, strikes his knee several times with a foot and connects with a leg lock. He holds in in a few seconds as he stands up and attacks Polly Pocket.
09:30 Polly falls down and gets beaten in the face for a few minutes. Lucius stands up, grabs a glass from the box, and smashes it over Shelley's back. She gets off Derek and lands in a corner. Lucius walks over to chock Shelley in the corner, but Shelley throws a foot up and hits a low blow. Then quickly gets up, leans out the ring, hooking her legs on the rope, grabs a piece of rebar from the trash can and gets back into the ring. She swings the rebar repeated over the back of Lucius Tendonin.
10:00 Lucius lays on the side of the ring as Shelley turns her attention to Derek's ribs and chest. She brings the rebar down as hard as she can, trying to hurt him as much as possible in front of his child. After ten blows, Shelley drops the rebar on the mat and pulls Derek up to his feet. Griffin gets up and joins her and helps lift the bigger superstar up. The two lift Derek up into a stalling suplex and hold him there for almost ten seconds.
10:20 The fans take pictures, clamoring as Shelley and Griffin fall back and hit a double vertical suplex on Derek Wellings. The fans start counting down...
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“In Chains” by Shaman's Harvest hits the PA system, the fans start cheering loudly as Tyler Roberts makes his way to the ring as fast as he can.
Mystery Man: The first man to respresent Future Stars of Wrestling this year is none other than ]TYLER ROBERTS!
Colin Hanks: I can't believe I have to FSW Superstars wrestle again, this is bull.
FBI: I suddenly don't care about this match.
Xplode: No one in FSW deserves the right to face ME.
10:30 Tyler Roberts gets down, grabs a pair light tubes, gets into the ring and breaks the two over Shelley and Griffin's head. Shards of glass are stuck in their hair and Tyler goes on the offensive hitting a high knee on Griffin then a samoan drop on Shelley. He stands up quickly but gets a tackled by Derek Wellings who stays down after tacking him down. Polly Pocket gets up and kicks Tyler who starts recovering fast.
11:00 Polly slams en elbow over Tylers back but he stands up and gets a high knee on Polly's ribs. She doubles over and gets hit with a underhook suplex. But Lucisus gets up and slams his elbow over Tylers head, he turns around and the two trade blows back and forth. Derek slowly starts getting up and sees Shelley standing up with him. They get to their feet and trade blows back and forth.
11:30 Griffin Hawkins gets up, jumps on the ropes and hits a Saigon Kick on Tyler and Lucius, knocking the two of them over. He stumbles on the landing and back flips it two a double elbow drop. The fans pop loudly as Griffin Hawkins makes awesome mistakes and showing why the fans have embraced him. He leans over and pounds Tyer's face as his heel hits Lucius' face.
11:50 The fans start clamoring and getting excited seeing the countdown. Polley stands up and helps Griffin out but Lucius kicks Polly in the gut, rolls away and gets up to attack Griffin. The fans starts counting down...
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Jumping the gun early, Nirvana makes his way through the crowd and quickly gets into the ring.
Mystery Man: NIRVANA is back and he wants to get this on early.
Colin Hanks: What kind of bullcrap is this? Jumping in the match early I mean.
FBI: I think I might be a synic because everything I see is shit.
Xplode: That must be contagious.
12:00 Nirvana attacks Griffin from behind and knocks him down. Derek Wellings crawls over and starts pounding him with his fists from behind. Nirvana attacks Polly but she fights back and Lucius joins in trading blows two of them. Everyone in teh ring stands up and trades blows back and forth. Griffing manages to get Derek Wellings over the top rope, the fans start cheering loudly at a possible elimination!
12:30 He starts leaning back as Griffin, Shelley and Polly all try to push him out of the ring. But the Airbornge Ranger manages to lay on the ring edge and roll back in to prevent himself form being thrown out. Lucius attacks Griffin and Shelley from behind with Nirvana and the two hammer away as Polly pounds away on Derek's face. She forces him into the corner and slams a knee his face then follows up with a DDT on Derek.
13:00 Nirvana takes a big right fist from Tyler, who follows up with a chop and a strong clothesline. Tyler steps on his opponent and drops his knees on Niravana's face. Shelley Silver and Griffin attack Tyler and Lucius. Griffin goes for standing Rocket Queen but Tyler gets out of the way however Griffin quickly recovers. Shelley grabs Lucius and clubs him over hsi back but his a snap DDT. Lucius bounces into the corner, grabbing the rebar and as Shelley grabs his head, he swings it on her knee and trips her with it
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“Macho Mambo Sway” by Shaft hits the PA system, the FSW and men explode loudly as Sway makes her way out. She high fives fans as she runs down to the ring.
Mystery Man: The next person to represent the FSW is none other than Sway!
Colin Hanks: Colin likes VERY much.
FBI: I'd it when I'm drunk a bunch of times.
Xplode: She shouldn't last long.
13:30 Sway slides into the ring and goes after Lucius but he floors her with the rebar. Leaning into the box of glasses, he picks one up and readies to smash it into Sway's face. But she ducks it and hits Yakuza kick on Lucius. He takes a knee and tosses the glass and it breaks on the announce table. Sway tries for another but Lucius grabs her leg, trips her and smashes her face first into a No Parking Sign. Griffin Hawkins walks over and stomps on Sway and Nirvana as they're laid out.
14:00 Tyler gets on top of Derek and hammers his fist, grabs a bar glass and breaks it on his shoulder. Derek holds his shoulder rolling away but Shelley smashes another one on Tyler's face, and blood appears! Tyler is the first man busted open in this rumble and he leans on the ropes. Shelley tries to charge him over but Tyler back body drops her. The fans get excited and watch as Tyler tries to push her out. Shelley holds on for deer life and is saved by Griffin Hawkins hitting a Codebreaker. Shelley climbs back into the ring.
14:30 Polly Pocket walks over and starts attacking the hurting Derek Wellings but he fights back and the two trade fists, rolling over on one another. Derek gets the upper hand but pulled up by the recovered Nirvana and Sway. But the Airborne Ranger counter attacks with a double side Russian legsweep. Griffin walks over and boots Derek in the face, knocking him into the corner. Lucius Tendonin however gets up behind Griffin and clubs him into Derek Wellings. Derek sets him up for piledriver and Lucius aids him in a spike piledriver on a steel chair. The two lay out with Griffin holding his neck and Derek's age catching up.
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“The Time is Now” by John Cena & Trademarc hits the pa system. The crowd explodes as John Blade takes his time coming out and playing ot the fans. Once he's finished, he runs down to the ring.
Mystery Man: We're getting real now, Rampage's JOHN BLADE is here to make a statement!
Colin Hanks: His statement is nothing compared to one I left on his mom's face.
FBI: It's called your fist isn't it?
Xplode: Why is this match filled with the worst EWC has to offer? We better see some real talent pretty damn quickly.
15:00 John Blade gets into the ring with a huge reaction, and starts clearing house. He takes down Nirvana, then Sway, then Griffin, Shelley, Lucius, Tyler and Derek Wellings. The fans explode loudly cheering him on and Nirvana is the first to recover. John hits toe kick then lifts him up and hits the The Blade Breaker on Nirvana, near the ropes and sends him out of the ring!
ELMINATION: NIRVANA BY JOHN BLADE 15:28
Mystery Man: John Blade just cleared the entire ring, knocking everyone out flat and JUST threw Nirvana over the top rope!
Colin Hanks: He's on fire tonight! Like certain people I know... but still on fire!
FBI: I am NOT a flamer and I CERTAINLY don't flame, dickhead.
Xplode: Every dog has is day, but I doubt that John Blade's luck will continue.
15:30 Sway gets up and stumbles into a corner, Derek Wellings gets up and heads to Sway and clotheslines her in the corner. Lucius stumbles into a corner himself and Griffin recovers and slams his fist into Lucius face. John Blade mocks Polly Pocket as she stands up, he givers the “you can't see me” hand sign, lifts her up for the The Blade Breaker but as he nears the ropes, Polly grabs the top rope and hits a Pollycarana on John Blade and eliminates him! The fans explode as Polly Pocket throws her legs up, over her head, spins over the top and gets back in the ring.
ELMINATION: JOHN BLADE BY POLLY POCKET 15:51
Mystery Man: Almost as soon as he got into the ring, John Blade is on his way back to the locker room! The Broken Blade didn't pay off as Polly capitolized and threw him out with her Pollycarana.
Colin Hanks: He's going home a loser, and when I meet Polly backstage, I'll be licking sweetness if you know what I mean, boys.
FBI: Well fuck my ass! I didn't expect to see someone with so much lightning coming into ring just crash a burn like an airplane.
Xplode: John Blade is an arrogant dick who has shown no signs of improvement. As ar as I'm concerned, until he shows me better, he will always be the man people use to climb over in EWC for their first victory.
16:00 Polly Pocket is amazed she recovered so fast and was already back in the ring and on her feet. Lucius Tendonin hits a low blow on Derek Wellings then pushes him off and walks past him. Polly Pocket turns around and gets hit by Lucius Tendonin in a Hip Toss. He starts building up steam as as Griffin gets off of Sway and he tries a top rope lionsault but Lucius catches him and hits a fall away slam.
16:20 The fans start to get anxious and excited. Lucius sees Sway is out on her feet, he runs over and just as the count down begins, tosses her over the top rope but Sway rolls back in just in the nick of time.
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“Ice Queen” by Within Temptations hits the PA system, once more the crowd explodes as Eve O'Connell walks out. She sprints to the ringand slides in.
Mystery Man: The newest starlet of FSW EVE O'CONNELL is next! I can't wait to see this.
Colin Hanks: We're looking at the next Mrs. Colin Hanks, right there.
FBI: Not unless she becomes the next ex-Mrs. FBI first.
Xplode: You are two very, very dereanged men. I just want to see if this woman has the IT factor.
16:30 Eve O'Connell grabs a studded leather belt oufo the trash can and a glass jar of blackberry jam. She gets into the ring and breaks the jar over Lucius Tendonin's head. It busts him open and he tries picking the glass and jam out of his wound. Wrapping the belt around her hand, she walks over and punches Derek in the back of his head, then hits some rapid fire headbutts to the back of Derek's skull. He falls over and Eve smashes his face into a loose glass. Derek lays on the the ring edge and holds his head.
17:00 The crowd cheers loudly as Eve drops the belt and hits a Japanese Arm Dragon on Lucius. He fights back but Griffin starts beating his chest with the belt and allows Eve to hit the move. She high fives Griffin, allowing him to focus in Derek. The two roll under the bottom rope and brawl on the outside while Eve continues punishing Sway and Lucius. Polly Pocket rubs over and hits Eve with a Pele Kick. Shelley Silver recovers and hits Polly with a drop kicking, and punches the back of her head.
17:30 Shelley starts building steam and helps Lucius up as the two take on Eve and Polly. The four trade blows back and forth while Derek and Griffin fight on the ouside of the ring. The referees tell them to take it back inside, but ignore them. They start fighting over the barricade up through the fans and into the conession area. Back in the ring Sway gets up and attacks Lucius but she gets kicked in the gut and hit POURING MISERY by Shelley Silver for her interference.
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“Dream Eater” by Separations hits the PA system and the fans go berzerk. Amis Shelton runs out, then makes a full blown sprint to the ring as he feeds off the fans aura.
Mystery Man: There's another of FSW's best, AMIS SHELTON heading down to win this match for FSW.
Colin Hanks: He ain't no Famous Amis I've ever heard of.
FBI: Great another man from FSW is in this match... terrific.
Xplode: I'll deal with ANY man or woman who wins this match, I don't care.
18:00 Amis Shelton gets a lot boos as he slides into the ring. He jumps on Shelley and punches her several times and she backs off, which he turns his attention to Tyler and starts fighting him. Tyler and Amis trade blows until DDT, flooring Tyler and follows up with a elbow drop. Sway gets up and attacks Amis from behind, and pounds his head a few times but Amis over powers her and she gets caught by calf slicer.
18:30 Polly jumps on the back of Lucius and applies a sleeper hold. Lucius starts to fade as he can't get her off. But Tyler comes back and hits Polly with a flying Shoulder Tackle. She hits the floor mat hard and Eve hits several stiff elbows over the lower back of Tyler Roberts.
19:00 Tyler drops to his knees and is kicked in the face then DDT'd by Shelley Silver. On the Extreme-tron, Derek Wellings grabs Griffin Hawkins and throws him into a cand dispenser, which breaks and allows many candies to fall on the floor. Back in the ring, Amis Shelton runs over and tries to super kick Shelley. She's about to kick him in the groin when Lucius hits a big boot on Shelley, knocking her down again.
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The fans boo loudly as “Stronger” by Through Fire plays on the PA system, the fans boo loudly as Alexis Morrison comes out slowly. She takes a look a the the ring and runs down then slides into the ring.
Mystery Man: Another of Brawl's biggest Starlets, ALEXIS MORRISON makes her way into this match.
Colin Hanks: Please, stop my beating heart. This won is going to steal it.
FBI: The only thing she's going to steal is the match.
Xplode: FBI, I can think of 29 other people who will say otherwise.
19:30 Derek's back is bleeding with Griffin's head. The fans cheer loudly for Griffin and Alexis as she takes the ring. She looks at Amis Shelton and starts off with a standing shiranui. Amis holds his head and hte top rope, Alexis keeps going and hits a Pele kick on Lucius Tendonin, knowing him down. She grabs a steel chair from earlier and bashes Shelley Silver in the face with teh chair. Shelley rolls to the side of the ring and lays on the ground, trying to recover.
20:00 That fans keep cheering for Alexis and she tosses the chair at Shelley. Alexis turns around and punches Eve in the face as Eve counters with a right hook of her own. The two trade blows with the two dropping each other with a heel kick. Alexis gets up first and falls back into the arms of Amis Shelton who spins her around and hits her with a single arm underhook DDT. He takes a knee and hammers his fist away on Alexis but Eve O'Connell runs over and jumps in the air, hiting a spinning backfist at same time, on the face fo Amis Shelton.
20:30 Derek Wellings stumbles on onto a cash register as Griffin Hawkins grabs a pot of scalding hot decaff. He turns pour it over Derek's back, but the Airborne Ranger hits a DRAGON KICK on the pot, breaking it, and sending both glass and coffee onto Griffin's face. Meanwhile in the ring, Eve O'Connell gets on top of Amis and slowly fires stiff fists into his face.l Alexis Morrison grabs the stop sign and bashes the back of Eve O'Connell who stops and holds her neck. Shelley Silver grabs teh steel chair and slides into the ring, she and Alexis catch eyes, run at each other and they strike their wepons several times, neither one backs down until Shelley kicks Alexis' gut and hits her with the steel chair.
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“Purple Lamborghini” by Rick Rolls ft. Skrillex hits the PA system and the fans start to go insane. Noah Hason walks out, looks at “his” adoring crowd, absorbs their hate then runs to the ring and slides on in.
Mystery Man: A King of the Cage participant and a legend of the ring makes his EWC debut tonight, it's FSW's NOAH HANSON!
Colin Hanks: Ugh, that old man has nothing on me. I'm so much better in every way.
FBI: $50 says he has a heart attack by the end of the fucking match.
Xplode: I have my reasons to not be afraid of Noah, even if he pulls out a win.
21:00 The fans boo Noah as he slides into the ring, and punches Shelley on the back of hear head. She stumbles forward, Alexis grabs the steel chair and hits Shelley in the face with the chair. Noah runs over and kicks Amis in the face, who leans on the ropes and holds his jaw. Lucius Tendonin hammers away on Sway's face and pushes her to the ropes and pushes her over the top. Lucius celebrates an elimination early but Sway holds on the top. Noah Hanson sees hits a European Uppercut on Sway and finally eliminates her.
ELIMINATION: SWAY BY NOAH HANSON 21:21
Mystery Man: Sorry Sway, but tonight was not your night because it was the one and only Noah Hanson who got you out of the ring.
Colin Hanks: You didn't win the match beautiful, but if you come to my hotel room, you can sleep with a winner.
FBI: BAH! What a fucking waste of space on our precious roster.
Xplode: Great job Noah, don't let it go to your head now.
21:30 Tyler Roberts sees Shelley Silver's night stick on her thighs, grabs it and bashes Noah from behind. He stumbles on the ropes, holding his head. Tyler hits him again and then follows up with a underhook suplex. Tyler grabs Noah who is dazed and throws him over the top rope who lands on his feet and is utter disbelief. Tyler gets on the ropes and taunts Noah Hanson.
ELIMINATION: NOAH HANSON BY TYLER ROBERTS 21:59
Mystery Man: Now I'm oficially shocked, EWC's newest recruit in the Rumble has already been eliminated?! This is crazy!
Colin Hanks: He's old... he needs a nap.
FBI: Take that you fossilized turd!
Xplode: FSW bound, Noah? To steal from Derek Wellings, “Good Luck, Bro.”
22:00 The referees tell Noah to go back but he argues with and swings at Tyler. He arrogantly laughs at Noah. Alexis and Shelley toss their weapons aside and punch one one another and Shelley manages to hit a snap DDT. Alexis walks over and punches Tyler in the back and Noah grabs his hand and pulls on him. The refrees try to break the grasp but Noah pulls as Alexis pushes and spills Tyler out. The two start trading blows with Noah getting hte upper hand and gives Tyler a shiner as they walk back.
ELIMINATION: NOAH HANSON BY TYLER ROBERTS BY ALEXIS MORRISON 22:15
Mystery Man: The referees are losing control, Derek Wellings and Griffin Hawkins are fighing around the arena and now Noah Hanson and Tyler Roberts are borderline assaulting each other.
Colin Hanks: He's not as tough as my old man, but he's still tough.
FBI: Noah's a bitch and a vulture! How dare he attack a weakened and drained opponent like Tyler Roberts!
Xplode: The dead weight is dropping quickly.
22:20 Derek and Griffin finally get back into the ring as the fans see the count down once more and start counting loudly...
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“On The Road To Viridian City” by NateWantsToBattle and Arin Hanson hits the PA system and the fans explode as Otaki energetically runs out and gets into the ring as fast as she can.
Mystery Man: OTAKI is ready to show off what FSW has to offer!
Colin Hanks: Colin Hanks likes very much.
FBI: Now that's a hot asian woman I bet can put them down.
Xplode: Future Stars of Wrestling's best woman joke if you ask me.
22:30 Otaki gets into the ring and attacks Alexis Morrison, hammering her over the head. Derek is thrown in the ring by Griffin, who goes in. Otaki walks over and stomps on Derek with Griffin. Polly clubs Lucius form behind, he bounces off the ropes and drops Polly Pocket with a big boot. Lucius tries to pick up Polly but gets a spinning heel heck from Otaki and a cradle piledriver from Alexis. Eve O'Connell walks over and pounds on Griffin who drops to his knees. She goes over to Amis Shelton but he recovers and hits super kick on Even and she falls on the ropes
23:00 Amis tries his best and manages to get leg up of Eve O'Connell's up and tries to spill her over the top. Otaki sees an opportunity and tries to help out. Polly Pocket walks over and hits a mandible claw on Amis. He freaks out and tries to free himself while Eve O'Connell lays on the ring edge. Otaki does her best to push her out but Shelley Silver comes up behind Otaki and hits a reverse DDT.
23:30 Shelley gets up, grabs a glass and breaks on the back of Otaki, she leans over but hits a spinning heel kick in return. Shelley falls on her knees but catches a fist from Lucius and trips him to follow up with a elbow drop over his chest and neck. Eve and Amis trade blows with Alexis and Derek. Shelley pulls Lucius up and gets a knee to her gut and he slams his fist over her face while Polly Pocket goes up high, sees everyone gather and dives, taking most everyone who was standing up in the ring.
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“Phenom Forever” by Traumatosis hits the PA system and the fans start booing the loudest all night. Luke Wolfe walks out slowly and stands at the top of the ramp and slowly makes his way down to the ring.
Mystery Man: Better watch out, arguably the most hated man in EWC today is taking his time getting to the ring. That man is LUKE WOLFE.
Colin Hanks: I am a fan of Luke Wolfes and I am a follower of his... to some degree.
FBI: If there booze, babes and violence involved, I'm down for it.
Xplode: He doesn't DESERVE a second change to face me.
24:00 Luke Wolfe speeds up as he hears the ring, grabs trash can lid and goes it. He runs over to Shelly and hits her with it. He turns to Amis Shelton and bashes him too. The fans boo loudly as Luke attacks Griffin from behind and hits a snap suplex. Derek Wellings starts recovering and attacking Griffin Hawkins with Luke Wolfe. Eve grabs a glass and breaks it over the back of Alexis Morrison. She stumbles forward and almost knocks Lucius over the top.
24:30 He grabs the top rope and holds on tightly, but Eve walks over and starts beating him in his face. Alexis gets behind Ever and hits a pumphandle neckbreaker. Lucius gets into the ring quickly and he jumps on Otaki. The two trade blows back and forth as Derek and Luke hit Griffing with a boston crab/sharpshooter combo. Luke screams loudly as they try snapping him in half.
25:00 Polly Pocket runs over and kicks Derek in the face, breaking the hold on Griffin. He stands up with Luke on his back, backs up into the box of bar glasses and falls back hard with Luke. All the glasses shatter at once. Griffin rolls away and uses the rope to get up as Luke takes his shirt off and reveals minor cuts on his back. Polly hits Derek with a Springboard European Uppercut and she tries to push him over the top but Shelley Silver stops her with a drop kick. The two are on the edge.
25:20 The fans get excited as they might see a double elimination. They start countingdown to the next entrant.
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“Light 'Em Up” by Fall Out Boy hits the PA system, the fans start cheering as Corey Smith runs out and tries to get in the ring as fast as he can.
Mystery Man: Another of Friday Night Rampage's youngest and freshest talents, COREY SMITH is trying to make a huge splash in the ring tonight.
Colin Hanks: I can't believe he found a way to get in as late as he did.
FBI: Corey Smith is a joke and is going to get ran over by 29 other people.
Xplode: I look forward to seeing how fast he gets beat.
25:30 Corey grabs the toaster from the flat bed, slides in, runs over and breaks it on Luke's chest. He yells loudly and lays on the edge pulling a small piece of shrapnel out. Corey Smith drop kicks Lucius, gets up and body slams Shelley. Alexis gets up a bulldog on the steel chair in the ring. The crowd cheers loudly for Corey as he stands up and trades blows with Eve.
26:00 Eve and Corey trade blows, putting Eve in the corner. He lifts her up and tries to hit a top rope belly to belly suplex but Eve beats him back. She stands on the top rope and goes for an elbow drop over his chest but he rolls away. Alexis gets ups and kicks Derek from behind, he nearly goes over the top. Corey grabs a leg and tries to pus him over.
26:30 As Derek puts a hand down to grab the ring and push back, Luke grabs part of the broken toaster and clubs Corey over the head with it. Derek rolls under the bottom rope and gets a boot to the face by Lucius. He then puts The Airborne Rangers neck on the bottom rope and starts to choke him. Luke and Corey trade blows with Griffin Hawkins taking the steel chair and bashing Luke's back. He falls to his knees and gets a dropkick from Polly Pocket.
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“Centuries” by Fall out Boy hits the PA System and the fans explode loudly, possibly the loudest cheering of the night as “Ruthless Aggression” Ruthann Park Hunter walks out, looks at the fans then runs to the ring.
Mystery Man: The first female EWC Champion is making her way to to the ring! Can RUTHANN PARK HUNTER be the first woman to win the Rumble in the Bronx?
Colin Hanks: Only if she drops the zero-
FBI: HE'S RIGHT NEXT TO ME, ASSHOLE! I'M NOT TAKING ONE FOR THE HOME TEAM!
Xplode: You say something about my wife, Colin?!
27:00 Ruthann sees her “friend” Derek getting choked, runs over and kicks Lucius. He stands up, turns around and gets hit with the Old School. The fans explode as she trades blows with Amis Shelton. Eve lays down and starts pounding the back of Derek's head. Luke falls down, grabs a ONE WAY sign and hits Griffin in his hip. He falls down and Luke assaults him with the sign. Alexis and Shelley walk over and jump Luke from behind. Amis Shelton breaks away from Ruthann and takes out Alexis, the two roll on each other and punch each other.
27:30 Ruthan taunts her Alexis, then sees Luke Wolfe and hits him with achop. Derek Wellings sits up, even with Eve on his chest and goes for powerbomb, but she puts him into an armbar. He instantly starts tapping out but the referees do nothing. Griff struggles to stand up, he low blows Luke Wolfe, takes the sign and totals it over Luke's head.
28:00 Ruthann helps out Derek by hitting Eve with a inverted neckbreak. She helps up Derek, he doesn't thank her and instead grabs Eve around her waist, deadlifts her and hits a german suplex. Ruthann ignores Derek and jumps Amis who is attacking Shelley Silver. He leans on the ropes and strikes back but she and Shelley take Amis over the ropes. He throws fists at each woman one at a time.
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“O'Fortuna” Hits the PA system, one of FSW's newest Superstars, Nick James walks out and the fans start booing. He calmly walks to the ring and watches the fight inside.
Mystery Man: NICK JAMES is the next man to represent the FSW in the Rumble in the Bronx.
Colin Hanks: I like this guy, he's confident and clearly going to win this match.
FBI: I think this man can go far in this match. He has everything to win just by looking at him.
Xplode: I'll credit when it's due, and he hasn't earned it yet. But he has a chance to earn some tonight.
28:30 Nick James gets in the ring, jump up the turnbuckle and hits a flying clothesline on both Derek Wellings and Griffin Hawkins. Luke helps up Nick James and pushes him, but he responds with a fist to Luke's face. He walks over and kicks out Shelley's legs then hits Ruthann with a discuss elbow. The fans are on the feet as Amis Shelton jumps on the top rope, springboards off and hits a springboard spear on Luke Wolfe taking him down. Luke rolls away holding his ribs as Nick James back hand chops Eve O'Connell repeatedly.
29:00 She backs into the ropes, Nick whips her off, but she jumps on the ropes and comes off taking out Amis with an elbow. Lucius Tendonin walks over and Nick on his jaw. He trades back the punch and tries to go for a body slap, but Lucius reverses it and hits a side slam on Nick. He slowly stands up to get Ruthann conneting with a lariat. She stands up, excited and still filled with energy and catches a spinning heel kick from Alexis and throws her low but it hits Polly Pocket knocking her onto her knees.
29:30 Polly takes a knee as Alexis comes back for another spinning heel kick, this time she connects with Ruthann. Alexis bounces off the ropes, and takes down Ruthann with a headscissors takedown. Amis stands up and tackles Alexis, and drives a knee in her ribs. Luke Wolfe drives his shin across the face of Amis Shelton, he holds his face and rolls away as Luke and Derek dog pile and attack Griffin Hawkins from behind. The fans get behind Griffin, chanting his name causing him to fight through and fight off both Derek and Luke.
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“Uroko” by Dir en Grey hits the PA System, the people explode loudly as Nanako Gozen walks out. She looks at the Asian's in the crowd who are really speaking up for her. She runs down to the ring and slides in, ready to fight.
Mystery Man: Only 9 superstars and starlets are left! Nanako Gozen is ready to show us what the women in FSW can do.
Colin Hanks: She better show me what Asian wrestlers can do.
FBI: I've fought people of every race and Asians just don't measure up.
Xplode: Nanako Gozen sounds like Now-Im-Green.
30:00 Nanako jumps on the ropes, balances herself and comes off with a springboard roundhouse kick, taking down Derek and Luke. The fans explode as Griffin and Nanako put Luke and Derek in dual Indian Deathlocks, a move uncommon to Griffin if he EVER uses it. Both Luke and Derek tap out but the referees do nothing. Amis Shelton punches Griffin in the back of head and knocks him off Luke while Eve hits a bulldog on Nanako. She recovers quickly and hits Eve with a Lariat. Tired of beating down Derek with submissions, Nanako lets go and joins Ruthann and both swing a fist and connects with Lucius but he swings one back, knocking the taste out of both their mouths.
30:30 Amis Shelton and Lucius team up and double team Alexis and Corey Smith. But they start fighting back and trade some blows. Otaki grabs a chair and throws at Nick James. He picks it up and slides it out of the ring as Otaki kicks him in the side of his head. Lucius get the upper hand on Corey, and boots Corey over the top rope. The fans explode loudly as Lucius tries to eliminate Corey Smith. But Corey backs up enough to hit a shoulder into the gut of Lucuius, and quickly get back. He grabs the studded leather belt and beats Lucius over his back.
31:00 Corey strikes it over Derek's back, who grows angier with each strike. Corey tries to bring it down over his eyes but Derek grabs it and hits a massive dropkick dropping Corey off his feet. As The Airborne Ranger gets up, Otaki comes out of nowhere and hits a neckbreaker on Derek, sending him down. Otaki sits up and elbows Luke in the groin, dropping him down and Luke is hit with a double arm DDT from Ruthann Parks. Nanako Gozen hits an elbow on Luke and repeats it with Ruthann.
31:20 The fans explode loudly as the bad guys like Anarchy '16 are getting beaten down and then start to count loudly.
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“Lion” by Hollywood Undead hits the PA system, the fans start booing loudly as Kitamura Miyoshi makes her debut at the Rumble in the Bronx. She quickly runs down to the ring as fast as she can and slides in.
Mystery Man: There's no love being shown for Kitamura Miyoshi.
Colin Hanks: These people are jealous that she's ALMOST as beautiful as me.
FBI: Hey, why ain't I more beautiful than her?
Xplode: She's the newest woman on Rampage, she better not disappoint.
31:30 Kitamura jumps up on the ropes for an explosive entrance but Corey runs over and bashes her face with the studs of the leather belt. She drops down on the edge and Corey eliminates her with a drop kick. He cheers loudly as eliminates someone in near record setting time.
ELIMINATION: KITAMURA MIYOSHI BY COREY SMITH: 31:48
Mystery Man: Good night, Kitamura. You tried but got eliminated almost righ away.
Colin Hanks: Could have been worst for her, at she has some real winners at ring side.
FBI: I pumped a lot hot Asian women with my medicore at best wang, that shits fun!
Xplode: And that's where I put you on the block list, FBI. Don't bother calling me, I'll call you.
32:00 As Corey stands on the ropes to cheer. Nanako Gozen hits a low blow on him, he falls down and into the ring. Ruthann stomps on Corey a few times and he doesn't fight back too much and Ruthann picks him up, he suddenly fights back and tries to clear house.Takes down Ruthann, Nanako, Otaki, Luke, Nicky, Derek, Shelley, Griffin, Lucuius, Eve, Amis and Alexis with his fists and elbows in one or two strikes. He notices Ruthann at hte ropes, he charges her, but she sides steps him and throws him over head firstas the crowd cheers loudly.
ELMINATION: COREY SMITH BY RUTHANN PARKS 32:19
Mystery Man: Now Mrs. Hunter picks up an elmination, can she make it until the end?
Colin Hanks: She'll be at the end all right, if you catch my drift. This woman is going far!
FBI: Corey Smith, that kid had so much fire in him, he quickly burned out.
Xplode: She's my wife, of course she'll beat anyone's ass in the ring.
32:30 Ruthann leans on teh ropes, feeling the wear. Luke gets up and trades blows with Shelley Silver as Derek recovers punches Griffin hard enough to bloody his nose. Griffin trades the same blow back and also gets a bloody nose. Ever stands up and kicks Amis in the face, but he catches her and super kicks in retaliation. Lucius drives an elbow into the shoulder of Nick James, he falls back on the mat but throws his foot back and kicks the crown of Lucius. Alexis Morrison stands up and leans in a corner, catching her breath and is mounted by Otaki. She starts delivering punches over her face, then falls back and hita monkey flip. Nanako sees Luke Wolfe open for an attack, she charges at him but he sides steps and pushes her into Ruthann Park Hunter and knocks her out instead.
ELIMINATION: RUTHANN PARK HUNTER BY NANAKO GOZEN 32:48
Mystery Man: THE FORMER CHAMPION IS OUT! Ruthann Park Hunter has been elminated by Nanako Gozne!
Colin Hanks: WOW I don't believe this!
FBI: I think someone might beat someone's ass.
Xplode: I'll handle MY business, Ruthann handles HER business. That's how it goes, FBI.
32:50 Nanako Gozen is on the ropes, in complete shock. Nick James sees this, runs over and as the audience counts down, tosses Nanako Gozen out!
ELIMINATION: NANAKO GOZEN BY NICK JAMES 32:55
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“Imaginary” by Evanescence hits the PA system, the fans start booing know who the next woman is. It's Jessica Tendonin and she runs out and gets into the ring as fast as she can.
Mystery Man: First we lost Nanako Gozen and now the last woman from Rampage has just entered the ring! Can JESSICA TENDONIN win the Rumble in the Bronx for the women on Rampage?
Colin Hanks: Now that's a married woman I can easily root for.
FBI: Don't worry Nanako, daddy FBI will drink with you and get you out of that kimono. I know one of these new kids MUST be able to win this match, there's no doubt in my mind.
Xplode: It doesn't matter if the person who wins is an established EWC star like me or Griffin Hawkins, Derek Wellings, Luke Wolfe who I strongly dislike, or new. I will destroy them sooner or later.
33:00 Jessica joins in her husband in the mugging of Amis Shelton. He fights back as best as he can and is joined by Eve O'Connell. She punches Jessica as Amis punches Lucius, Griffin gets up and knees Derek in the face. But Derek grabs him, trips him and attempts a Sharpshooter again. But Griffin escapes and a fameasser on Derek. Shelley walks over and strikes Nick James form behind. He leans over the ropes and Shelley tries to push him out. As Alexis hits Jessica from behind with a spinning heel kick, Polly Pocket jokes in attacking Lucuius leaving Eve able to join Shelley for the elimination. As Nick loses one hand, Eve quickly elbows Shelley in the throat and high kicks Nick in the face and eliminates him!
ELIMINATION: NICK JAMES BY EVE O'CONNELL 33:20
Mystery Man: No more Nick James!
Colin Hanks: FSW is starting to lose all their stars!
FBI: Future Stars of Wrestling my famous ass.
Xplode: Nick James isn't near my level, I'm not worried about that glorified jobber.
33:30 Eve celebrates her victory while she can. Lucius Tendonin knees Polly in the gut then hits a military press slam on her. He walks over and clubs Eve onto the ropes. Jessica tries to join him but Alexis Morrison stops her and hits her with a chickenwing gutbuster. Eve holds onto the top rope tightly, but Lucius uses his bigger size, breaks her hold and sends her to the floor.
ELIMINATION: EVE O'CONNELL BY LUCIUS TENDONIN 33:50
Mystery Man: That's it! No more Eve O'Connell! Lucius Tendonin has finally got someone out!
Colin Hanks: About damn time too! Shit.
FBI: That's my catchphrase, Colin. Shit.
Xplode: One less woman to worry about in this match.
34:00 Lucius swings his elbows back, cheering on the fact he just got his first elimination. Eve yells at him front ring side, Alexis drop toe holds Jessica on the matt as Luke hits a backbreaker on Griffin Hawkins, Derek Wellings sits up in a corner, trying to catch his breath as Griffin stays down. Otaki and Polly stomp attack Luke at the same time, he tries pushing them off but their kenes to the face are too much.
34:20 The fans start counting down to the next entrant when Shelley Silver sees Lucius trip a little on the grabs his legs and throws Lucius over the top rope.
ELIMINATION: LUCIUS TENDONIN BY SHELLEY SILVER 34:21
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The golden voice of Frank Sintra starts to sing “New York, New York” and the fans start booing. Vinny “The Chin” Gigante runs out of the back and into the ring, ready to bring more fight to bunch of moops.
Mystery Man: Lucius Tendonin is out and VINNY GIGANTE, the man who just brought the fight to Ashton Drake in a HELLACIOUS ladder match is in! Can he win the Rumble in the Bronx too?
Colin Hanks: He probably has some wiseguys ready to make sure the winner of tonight has a MOST unfortunate accident.
FBI: HA! I've seen a few stugots get what was coming to them.
Xplode: Remind me to teach you guys what that world means later.
34:30 Vinny taunts Luke Wolfe and elbows him in teh face. Shelley tiredly turns around and gets a Lou Thez Press. Vinny fires away several fists fast, grabs the rebar and grinds it into her forehead. Shelley screams loudly and Vinny releases her, but brings the rebar across the back of Otaki. Luke Wolfe recovers slowly but gets a buzzsaw kick to his face. Griffin turns around and gets a side belly-to-belly suplex from Derek Wellings. He stands up and gets a basement droplick from Alexis.
35:00 She stands up and goes for Shelley Silver, but she gets lowbridge. Alexis grabs the rope tightly. Shelley works on elminating Alexis. Jessica sees over half of Shelley is out, with a might push, she shoves Shelley out of the ring. Alexis takes this time to roll back in, the fans boo loudly as Jessica taunts her from inside the ring.
ELIMINATION: SHELLEY SILVER BY JESSICA TENDONIN 35:19
Mystery Man: Now that's revenge!
Colin Hanks: Jessica looking to make a statement, and no better way than to eliminate the a United States Champion.
FBI: Hot damn, I love seeing women fight. It's erotic and it's brutal, it's all gain!
Xplode: Shelley Silver isn't worthy of being in the same ring that I am.
35:30 Amis Shelton finds an opportunity, jumps on Vinny's back and donkey punches Jessica. She drops down holding her head and Amis just pounds on her. Vinny takes his vest off to see there's a boot print on it. He gets up and smacks Amis in the back of his head. He stands off and the share profane words and Amis answers with a fist. Vinny catches it and punches him back. Luke Wolfe and Derek Wellings start to recover but Griffin Hawkins catches them off guard and nails a DDT on the two of them. He stands up and looks at Jessica and boots her. She falls down on the edge of hte ring and Amis sees the opportunity. He head butts Vinny's nose, then drop kicks her out of the ring.
ELIMINATION: JESSICA TENDONIN BY AMIS SHELTON 35:44
Mystery Man: Both the Tendonin's are out!
Colin Hanks: Two less rampage stars in the ring. I'm still rooting for team Brawl.
FBI: Brawl has Polly, Vinny and Alexis in right now, and coming up they have two more. Rampage has a few douche bags like Derek Wellings, Luke Wolfe, Griffin Hawkins, and Shelley Silver with one in reserve. And FSW has Amis Shelton, Otaki and two other guys, I dn't remember their names. My contacts need hydrating.
Xplode: It's dog eat dog and I think I know who the biggest ones are, and as physically ill as it'll make me, Derek Wellings is the biggest in the yard while Luke Wolfe is the mos well rounded. I need Pepto now.
35:50 Amis Shelton doesn't celebrate as Vinny back hands him and hits a hip toss as the crowd counts down during the inring brawl.
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“All Nightmare Long” by Metallica hits the PA system. The fans boo as Brawl's newest German Superstar makes his way to the ring.
Mystery Man: SETZER VON STRYFE looking to make his debut tonight and win the Rumble in the Bronx at the same time.
Colin Hanks: Do you think we have another German Monster like Markus Raab, FBI?
FBI: I think we might just have another German Monster.
Xplode: I've defeated MANY men who claimed to be monsters.
36:00 Setzer roars at Alexis Morrison, whom is unimpressed, charges her and is thrown over the top rope with a standing shiranui. Setzer flips over and lands flat on his feet, looking around astonished. The fans cheer loudly for Alexis finally getting her first elimination. Derek gets up and tackles Griffin from behind but Griffin manages to get him off and throw him into acorner while Luke strangles him from behind. Amis punches the two with a straight jab and follows up with a Spear on Otaki, but she reverses it into a guillotine choke.
ELIMINATION: SETZER VON STRYFE BY ALEXIS MORRISON 63:22
Mystery Man: Better luck next time Setzer!
Colin Hanks: No German.
FBI: We're almost done people! Fuck yeah!
Xplode: I wasn't sure he was even HIRED.
36:30 Alexis turns around and gets suplexed by Luke Wolfe. Polly Pocket tries to apply a sleeper on Luke Wolfe but he throws her off, she counters with a snap suplex. Griffin Hawkins hammers Derek's face several times. Amis drives a knee into the back of Vinny Gigante, then pulls his arms back while against his knees. Gigante resists as hard as he can and starts to muscle out.
37:00 Gigante gets on his feet and attacks Amis with several kicks. He pulls his head back to butt him and nails it. Derek Wellings takes the beating, grabs Griffin's feet and trips him. Then drops an elbow across Griffin's throat. Theys struggle to get up and Derek is faster with a belly-to-belly suplex but it lays him out. Otaki comes up from behind Fall Away slam with Vinny as he tried goin up on Derek, then slaps his face.
37:20 Thats start buzzing again as they see the count down, Otaki, Luke Wolfe, and Alexis Morrison are hte only three able to stand at theis point.
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“You Better Swim” by Motorhead hits the PA system, Chris Maverick walks out confidently. The fans start booing him loudly and give him thumbs down as he slowly and arrogantly walks to the ring.
Mystery Man: Last man and person from Rampage, CHRIS MAVERICK is taking a pre-victory stroll to the ring.
Colin Hanks: This young man believes he can win this match? I don't think he can beat me and I'm the best fighter here, sans FBI and Xplode.
FBI: Nice save on that one, asshole.
Xplode: I'll eat my jock strap with ghost peppers if Chris Maverick wins.
37:30 Chris Maverick comes in and elbows down Otaki. She gets up and gets another, followed by a Lariat. Griffin Hawkins walks over and tries to punch Chris but he counters with a Saito Suplex. Chris starts building up steam, sees Derek Wellings and kicks him between the eyes.
38:00 Chris Maverick sees Alexis Morrison leaning on teh ropes. He tries to push her over the top and she fights back! Polly Pocket bashes him over the neck, Chris stops trying to elminate her, turns around and tries to tiger suplex. Polly escapes it, Alexis springboards off the top rope and levels Maverick with a guillotine leg drop.
38:30 Amis Shelton finally recovers enough to attack Otaki with a fist to he face. She fires back one of her own, he tries to hit a DDT but Otaki counters with some ballastic punches. Luke Wolfe apples a dragon sleeper onto Vinny Gigante. Derek Wellings sits up and sees Vinny's boots in his face as he starts to stomp a hole through him.
38:50 The fans start counting down once more...
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“Heavy Metal Kingts” by Jedi Mind Tricks hits the ring. The fans know to boo loud and hard as Hatchet Gully runs out and to the ring.
Mystery Man: Three more left including this man! HATCHET GULLY is the next man to represent FSW and ready to fight everyone.
Colin Hanks: I hope he brings a hatch it with him, these stars are trying to kill each other at this point.
FBI: My hardcore matches are better than Mick Foley AND Shadow Man's, COMBINED.
Xplode: We had some great stars and starlets get in the, now we got the left overs. Oh boy...
39:00 Hatchet slides into the ring, he goes for Amis Shelton right off the bat and nails an eye rack. Amis is up and gets a spinebuster, Hatchet turns around and takes down Vinny Gigante as he attacks Luke Wolfe. He uses the ropes toget up and sees Alexis coming at him, Luke kicks her in the gut serveral times before she doubles over and gets takes a flapjack.
39:30 Derek is released from Vinny's boots as he goes after Otaki. He hits a stretch plum on her but it isn't locked in longs as Derek hits a lowblow and puts him in a torture rack. Otaki leans in a corner and massager her hurt parts as Derek hits a samoan drop. He sits up and gets a lariat from Chris Maverick who mounts him and pounds on him.
40:00 Griffin Hawkins is favoring his left side as he grabs the rebar and strikes Luke's knees. The Messaiah goes to a corner and takes a beating over his head and gets busted open. Blood goes down Luke's face as he approaches Derek Wellings. Polly helps up a weakened Derek with Chris Maverick. Griffin swings hard, but Derek drops down and Griffin accidnetally busts open Chris Maverick. The two start yelling and Luke punches him first.
40:20 The fans explode loudly as we reach the end...
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“It's A Fight” by the Three 6 Mafia hits the PA system and Freddie Styles makes his way out and down to the ring. The fans start cheering for him and reach out to touch him.
Mystery Man: The last man to represent the FSW makes his debut now!
Colin Hanks: I can't believe this! We're done with FSW! Just one more person.
FBI: We already KNOW who that is.
Xplode: Neither one of them are much of a threat.
40:30 Freddie gets in the ring and punches Griffin from behind. He doubles over and allows Maverick to hit a brain buster on Griffin Hawkins. Polly Pocket and Otaki ties to stop them but Freddie mugs her the two ladies, having taken the rebar and bashes Otaki in her face. Fredie gets Polly into a corner. He hammers down hard but doesn't see Hatchet Gully behind him, he mounts Polly in corner and starts firing fists but Hatchet pushes him and he lands on the safety barricade.
ELIMINATION: FREDDIE STYLES BY HATCHET GULLEY
Mystery Man: Freddie was eliminated by FSW star Hatchet Gully!
Colin Hanks: I think someone will get a hatchet later, if you know what I mean.
FBI: We're almost done baby.
Xplode: FSW will NEVER be a concern of mine.
41:00 Hachet jumps down and tries to help up Otaki, she thanks him but Chris Maverick dives past her with a vicious End Your Life on Hatchet. He stumbles onto the ropes and Maverick easily pushes him over. He stands on the ropes taunting him.
ELIMINATION: HATCHET GULLY BY CHRIS MAVERICK
41:30 Otaki gest behind Chris and tries to push him over. He holds for dear life. Amis Shelton and Alexis Morrison join im. But he's fighting back hard. Derek Wellings stars to stir and stands up in the corner, Luke Wolfe recovers and his slow down some. Polly Pocket drives a knee into both me, grabs the studded belt and puches Derek, he falls over, bleeding himself.
41:50 The fans go crazy as more people start bleeding which include Luke, Derek, and Amis Shelton. They start counting down...
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“This Little Girl” by Cady Groves hits the PA systems. The fans explode as Emma Louise walks out. She tears up at the reaction, smiles at the fans, then runs to the ring.
Mystery Man:EVERYONE IS HERE! There are no more people! Who can win this match?! Can EMMA LOUISE WIN THIS MATCH?!
Colin Hanks: She has her work cut out for her, because I'm allowing it.
FBI: Emma Louise, one of the hardest working women in EWC... IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
Xplode: I don't what's a bigger joke: FBI or Emma Louise, both of you have some mighty big dreams.
Emma Louise gets in teh ring, sees three people trying to elimination Chris Maverick. She runs over and thrust kicks Maverick hard enough that he falls off the ring and hits the ground hard.
ELIMINATION: CHRIS MAVERICK BY EMMA LOUISE
She celebrates only for a moment when Amis Shelton sneaks up behind her, scoops her legs and dumps her over the top rope. The fans boo massively as Amis laughs.
ELMINATION: EMMA LOUISE BY AMIS SHELTON
Luke Wolfe smashes the back of Amis's head with a trash can lid, tosses it and the rebar and studded belts out of the ring, leaving no weapons in. Amis leans over, turns around and gets a massive clothesline. Before Luke can lean up again, Vinny Gigante pushes him over. He holds on the top rople, looks at Vinny who tries to push him over, and gets a fire in his eyes via flash paper. Luke jumps the ropes to land a spring board attack, but Luke Griffin runs over and super kicks him and eliminates Luke Wolfe! The crowd is blowing up as the eliminations are pouring out now.
ELIMINATION: AMISH SHELTON BY LUKE WOLFE.
ELIMINATION: LUKE WOLFE BY GIRFFIN HAWKINS
Mystery Man: All 30 people are out and we're not losing people faster than Trump University.
Colin Hanks: We're going to find out who is the rumble winner, it's coming in minutes!
FBI: Can you guys smell that? Someone's dreams are going to come true!
Xplode: And I will SHATTER those dreams, I don't care which of those six make it... well maybe Derek. I said I'd commit Japanese ritual suicide if he wins, and I'll keep my word if he does.
Alexis Morrison, Otaki, Polly Pocket, Griffin Hawkins, Vinny Gigante, and DerekWellings look at each other. They're the last six and the fans are going insane. Each of them start running at each other and create a wall of blood effect. All six off them are swinging wildly, punching and kicking whoever they can. Derek is the first one to find someone punches her, and hits Alexis hard. He pulls her aside and decks her again. Griffin grabs Otaki and tries to knee her but she catches he knee and pushes him down and locks in a triangle choke. Vinny Gigante grabs hold of Polly and slaps her viciously. She doesn't turn around and punches him. The two trade blows until Polly trips him on Otaki. Otaki lets go and Griffin yells at Vinny calling a fat stupid whop. Griffin tries A Shot in the Dark but Vinny dodges it and hits the Sullivan Street Van. He pulls Griffin on his feet and they trade blows until Vinny punches him over the top. Derek Wellings joins Vinny and they both push him off. Griffin is in disblief two fat old idiots over powered him.
ELIMINATION: GRIFFIN HAWKINS BY VINNY GIGANTE & DEREK WELLINGS
Mystery Man: TOP FIVE!
Colin Hanks: My God! My bet is gone now!
FBI: Thats why I bet on EVERYONE, so I always win.
Xplode: Now this is where we see the best of the best.
Derek collapses in the center of the ring nearly exhasted. Vinny goes to grab him but Alexis taps his shoulder, hits the Forver Night. Vinny is out of it, she, Polly and Otaki get him up and Alexis is able to push him over the ropes by herself. She drops on her knees and looks at the last four. Griffin Hawkins is on the outside cheering on the girls over Derek.
ELIMINATION: GRIFFIN HAWKINS BY VINNY GIGANTE & DEREK WELLINGS
Mystery Man: FINAL FOUR! People, this is the loudest I've heard these fans ALL night!
Colin Hanks: No more Chinny Chin Chin now?
FBI: This is fucking awesome! Three fresh bloods and big tittied fat old guy!
Xplode: I wonder who has the biggest breast cup size, I think it's Derek.
The three ladies team up and look at Derek. They lift him together, his daughter calls out and begins recovering. As they being spilling him over, he throws his head back, htis Otaki hard. She takes a knee while Derek hits double side russian leg sweep. The fans start booing, but Alexis gets up first and punches Derek. They cheer loudly for her and boo for him. Griffin Hawkins jumps up and grabs Derek, choking him from behind. Alexis tries to grab his legs, but he kicks her away, breaks Luke's hold. His hand wraps around Luke's throat and he nails a chokeslam, putting him through the glass table by the announcers. He mocks Griffin open as his arsm are cut badly.
Alexis hits Derek with a Pelekick and he falls over the top, grabbing it. One foot touches but he pulls himself up with his massive strength. Derek look at Alexis, grabs her hair and pulls her over. The two kick each other, Otaki see's and opening. Polly comes from the side of Derek trying to blind side him. The fans are almost out of control as they smell the end. Otaki tries to shoulder tackle Derek as Polly goes for a clothesline. Derek grabs the top rope, sits down and while Polly stops, Otaki accidentally eliminates Alexis Morrison.
ELIMINATION: ALEXIS MORRISON BY OTAKI
Mystery Man: TRIPLE THREAT! Derek Wellings, Otaki and Polly Pocket! Each brand has a champion among them! Who will win! What show takes it all!
Colin Hanks: The suspsense is killing me!
FBI: If Derek wins, this place will RIOT. People will die that aren't named “FBI”
Xplode:...
”Get the FUCK outta my ring, bitches!” Derek viciously back hands Polly to the mat. Kicks Alexis in the face and shoulder buts the gut of Otaki. The Shadow Fan looks at him. “YOUR RING?!' the Shadow Fan lifts up Derek's daughter, moves her aside, runs over, grabs a light tube and breaks one after another on Derek's legs. He looks over and calls security. He takes his mask off and throws it out.
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Derek Wellings: FUCKING SHADOW MAN!
The crowd nearly riots and Shadow Man gets THE LOUDEST pop of the night. He distracts Derek so Otaki can jump on the turn buckle, jump off and connect with a Spinning wheel kick to Dereks' nose. He falls down, bleeding above his eye and nose. The fans go insane as Shadow Man mocks him. Derek easily tears the floor mat, realizing he made a faux pas, Shadow Man jumps the barricade runs away. Derek follows him closely as Shadow Man's “Whooping” can be heard as they run through the crowd.
ELIMINATION: DEREK WELLINGS BY OTAKI
Mystery Man: IT'S SHADOW MAN! WE SAW HIM DURING “ARE YOU TACOING TO ME?” EARLIER TONIGHT! I DON'T BELIEVE IT! HE JUST ATTACKED AND COST DEREK WELLINGS THE RUMBLE IN THE BRONX!
Colin Hanks: That's it! The winner will be a woman!
FBI: Amy Rosen was the first and only woman to win back in 2008, here we are 8 years later and its woman on woman, this is a great moment in EWC history!
Xplode: And now we see who THINKS they can challenge me...
Otaki and Polly look at each other. The fans are on their feet chanting...
“POL-LY!”
“POL-LY!”
“POL-LY!”
“POL-LY!”
”O-TA-KI!”
”O-TA-KI!”
”O-TA-KI!”
”O-TA-KI!”
”O-TA-KI!”
They start trading blows. Polly is worn down from the beating she took early. But Otaki isn't faring better. The ladies trade blow for blow, punch for punch, spinning heel kick for spinning heel kick. Being in the ring for over 55 minutes has taken it's toll and Polly is attempting the Fist of the Fae but she lacks the strength to knock out Otaki. She takes the hit and this the KAMEHAMEHA!! Polly stumbles back and falls over the top rope. The crowd explodes as Otaki almost passes out. Confetti falls as “Viridian City” hits the PA system.
Nina Dobrev: HERE IS YOUR WINNER OF THE 2016 RUMBLE IN THE BRONX, REPRESENTING FUTURE STARS OF WRESTLING AND IN THE MAIN EVENT OF WRESTLEFEST! OTAKI!
Peter runs down to help Polly up. He helps her in the ring and gets Otaki on her feet. FSW fans jump the barricade and storm the ring. Otaki starts crying with Polly, the two of them each other tightly. Peter pats her on the back and lifts Otaki on his shoulders as the fans storm the ring.
Mystery Man: OH MY GOD! OH MY DEAR GOD! OTAKI HAS DONE IT! OTAKI HAS DEFEATED 29 OTHER SUPERSTARS! FUTURE STARS OF WRESTLING HAS TAKEN THE RUMBLE IN THE BRONX!!
Colin Hanks: HOLY SHIT! I DON'T FUCKING BELIEVE IT! OF ALL PEOPLE IN THE EXTREME WRESTLING CORPORATION UMBRELLA, OTAKI OF FUTURE STARS OF WRESTLING HAS WON! I DON'T FUCKING BELIVE IT! INCREDIBLE!!!!
FBI: Gentlemen, it time to drink to this woman... just not giving up what I'm drinking. Find your own damn booze.
Xplode: Gentlemen, thank you for having me here tonight. Congratulations Otaki, I'll see you in December
Xplode takes his headset off, grabs his title and walks away watching the FSW Superstar in the ring. Otaki is taken off Peter's shoulders with help from Hatchet Gully. Polly Pocket and her shake hands, and she leaves the ring as James Tyson opens champagne and pours it over Otaki.
RUMBLE IN THE BRONX ORDER OF ELIMINATION (WINNER TO 1ST ELIMINATION)
WINNER: OTAKI
2: POLLY POCKET BY OTAKI
3: DEREK WELLINGS BY OTAKI
4: ALEXIS MORRISON BY OTAKI
5: VINNY GIGANTE BY ALEXIS MORRISON
6: GRIFFIN HAWKINS BY DEREK WELLINGS & VINNY GIGANTE
7: LUKE WOLFE BY GRIFFIN HAWKINS
8: AMIS SHELTON BY LUKE WOLFE
9: EMMA LOUISE BY AMIS SHELTON
10: CHIRS MAVERICK BY EMMA LOUISE
11: HATCHET GULLY BY CHRIS MAVERICK
12: FREDDIE STYLES BY HATCHET GULLY
13: SETZER VON STYFE BY ALEXIS MORRISON 36:22
14: JESSICA TENDONIN BY AMIS SHELTON 35:44
15: SHELLEY SILVER BY JESSICA TENDONIN 35:16
16: LUCIUS TENDONIN BY SHELLEY SILVER 34:21
17: EVE O'CONNEL BY LUCIUS TENDONIN 33:50
18: NICK JAMES BY EVE O'CONNELL 33:20
19: NANAKO GOZEN BY NICK JAMES 32:55
20: RUTHANN PARK HUNTER BY NANAKO GOZEN 32:48
21: COREY SMITH BY RUTHANN PARK HUNTER 32:19
22: KITAMURA MIYOSHI BY COREY SMITH 31:48
23: TYLER ROBERTS BY ALEXIS MORRISON 22:15
24: NOAH HANSON BY TYLER ROBETS 21:59
25: SWAY BY NOAH HANSON 21:21
26: JOHN BLADE BY POLLY POCKET 15:51
27: NIRVANA BY JOHN BLADE 15:28
28: KENNETH WILLIAMS BY DEREK WELLINGS 7:19
29: LATOYA HIXX BY GRIFFIN HAWKINS & POLLY POCKET 6:55
30: BOB LOBLAW BY LATOYA HIXX 4:40
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RECAP OF WINNERS
FSW #1 CONTENDER
TRIPLE THREAT MATCH
Max Bailey [N/S]
VS Otaki *
VS Amis Shelton *
WINNER: Amis Shelton becomes the new Number 1 Contender for the FSW Championship
WHO GOT PINNED: Max Bailey
X-DIVISION CHAMPIONSHIP
CAGE WITH WEAPONS MATCH
Emma Louise *
Vs Harlow Kinsley *
WINNER: Harlow Kinsley retains as X-Division Champion
EWC UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP
HELL IN A CELL
Shelley Silver *
Vs Luke Wolfe *
WINNER: Luke Wolfe retains as EWC United States Champion
EWC INTERNATIONAL
CHAMPIONSHIP LADDER MATCH
Vinny Gigante **
Vs Ashton Drake **
WINNER: Ashton Drake retains as EWC International Champion
MAIN EVENT
30 PERSON
BATTLE ROYAL
WINNER WILL BATTLE FOR THE EWC CHAMPIONSHIP AT WRESTLEFEST XIII
WINNER: Otaki
RUNNER UP: Polly Pocket
THIRD PLACE: Derek Wellings
FORTH PLACE: Alexis Morrison
5 Vinny Gigante
6 Griffin Hawkins
7 Luke Wolfe
8 Amis Shelton
9 Jessica Tendonin
10 Shelley Silver
11 Lucius Tendonin
12 Eve O'Connell
13 Nick James
14 Nanako Gozen
15 Ruthann Parks
16 Tyler Roberts
17 Noah Hanson
18 Emma Louise
19 Chris Maverick
20 Hatchet Gully
21 John Blade
22 Latoya Hixx
23 Corey Smith
24: Freddie Styles
25: Setzer Von Stryfe
26: Kitmura Miyoshi
27: Sway
28: Kenneth Williams
29: Bob Loblaw
30: Nirvana
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