STRANGLEMANIA XIII
Mar 26, 2018 22:19:45 GMT -6
Shadow Man™, Ruthless Aggression, and 5 more like this
Post by President Mac on Mar 26, 2018 22:19:45 GMT -6
WARNING: This live event contains strong coarse language (L), and intense violence (V) which may be unsuitable for younger viewers. None of the matches you are about to watch have been predetermined. Only some of the thematic story-lines have been discussed beforehand. Accordingly, EWC and it's producers must insist that no one attempt to recreate or re-enact any match or activity performed in this live event.
The Extreme Wrestling Corporation presents
STRANGLEMANIA XIII
Brought to you by Under Armour, Sony and Dr. Pepper
Brought to you by Under Armour, Sony and Dr. Pepper
STRANGLEMANIA XIII
March 26th 2018
Commentators: Mystery Man, Colin Hanks and FBI
Announcer: Nina Dobrev
Senior Referee: Paul Turner
Referee: Josh Daniels
Announcer: Nina Dobrev
Senior Referee: Paul Turner
Referee: Josh Daniels
"DEVIL" by Shinedown. begins to blast throughout the Mercedes-Benz Stadium in Atlanta
Video footage detailing historic events over the EWC's Twenty One year history.
From March 1997 all the way down to the most recent episodes of Monday Night Brawl, Friday Night Rampage, Future Stars of Wrestling and EWC Prime!
Images of previous EWC Champions are shown, starting with the very first Champion Black Ninja, then moving onto Big Danny Mac and Steve "The Predator" Bennett. Sped up footage then shows a special montage of Memphis Reigns, Shadow Man, Hirsh Valentine, Jesse Nunez, Hurricane Jeff, Moses Lake, James Chambers, BDC, Jay Cee, Stray, Gladiator, The Rev, Drake, Xplode and then Drake again all with the EWC Championship.
This is followed by highlights of showcasing current EWC Champions:
Moors Murders, El Pablo, Ruthann Hunter, Magdalena Lockheart, Luke Wolfe, Ace King, Morgan Darkwater and Drake
Moors Murders, El Pablo, Ruthann Hunter, Magdalena Lockheart, Luke Wolfe, Ace King, Morgan Darkwater and Drake
The opening pyros hit and here we go.
The energy at the Mercedes-Benz Stadium is on high as the crowd is absolutely electrifying in their uproar of cheers.
Spotlights circle around the stadium as the thousands of fans in attendance are shown in a wide angle shot. The camera then pans back out showing a full-scale view of the jam-packed stadium and zooms in on some crazy fans. The crowd is rowdy, chanting the company's namesake.
EWC
EWC
EWC
EWC
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Fireworks emit while a fog machine covers the lower decks of the stadium in a crimson red haze! Fans stand up, pumping their fists and raising signs as the camera feed pans to each one of them. One last round of fireworks blast out now, and we turn our attention to Mystery Man, FBI and Colin Hanks
EWC
Mystery Man: Welcome ladies and gentlemen to EWC's thirteenth StrangleMania event! We've got an action packed card that's jammed to the brim with fourteen matches, almost the whole roster is booked here tonight folks! Welcome, to the biggest, craziest and what is sure to be the bloodiest show of the year
Hanks: You aren't kidding, this is going to be the biggest event in EWC's long historic reign as the top professional wrestling company in the world, prepare yourself for only the best this evening.
FBI: Early on we have Grizzly Duggan and Lavender in a Singapore Cane match, and given the size difference, you know this one is going to be destructive and at the very least, violent.
Hanks: Following that Otaki, or Robina, whatever she's going by these days takes on Criss Cassidy in not one, not two, but three stages of hell. It's sure to be an instant classic.
Mystery Man: Dominic Sanders, David Miller and Robbie Rayder are all entrenched and entangled in a struggle to attain a shot at the International Championship. Only time will tell who walks away with their sights set on Captain Morgan Darkwater.
Hanks: Kendrick Kross goes head to head with Ruthann Hunter before her journey to the Main Event with the Television Championship on the line, it's anyone's ballgame at this point with a very game Kendrick Kross and a primed Ruthless Aggression Ruthann Hunter at the other end of the ring.
FBI: Griffin Hawkins vs AJ Johnson, Ace King vs Neo James Carner. Both matches are for shots at championships, International and United States respectively! These are hungry competitors who want to show their worth their weight in gold, with a street fight and ambulance match back to back, you know there's going to be blood.
Mystery Man: The Indy Championship is on the line between Stitches and El Pablo, will the Rainbowlution prevail or will Stitches successfully cash in that rematch clause? Only time will tell, just like in the follow up match as Luke Wolfe puts his title on the line in a Triple Threat Ultimate X match against Nostalgia and The ReVenants own, Keith Williams.
Hanks: Following that top notch entertainment we have the FSW Championship on the line in a Glass Table Match. Xavier Reid and Magdalena Lockheart are going to see who can send the other to the shattered abyss and walk out with the championship. Following that, the Battle Royal heard round the world is set to happen. The winner of this match will receive an Undisputed EWC Championship match in April!
FBI: The card keeps on coming and it keeps on coming! The ReVenants take on quite possibly the longest running Tag Team Champions in EWC history. The Moors Murders! Will it just be another night at the office or will the uncouth ReVenant duo of Rob Garcia and Darian Gray topple Harvey Yorke and Toni Gunn?
Mystery Man: Then .. one of the most anticipated matches of the night .. between two EWC Legends. Jaden 'Xplode' Hunter will be going head to head with the current Undisputed Champion, Drake! This right here isn't for any title, the only thing that's at stake is pride and honor. These two are giving each other their greatest and their best on the only stage that could support a match of this magnitude. X goes head to head with Drake in what's sure to be an instant classic! Its being billed as an End of an Era match .. I can't wait to see it!!
Hanks: In the main event, it's a doozy folks. President Mac was gracious enough to jam pack every singles EWC Champion in one ring! Six of EWC's best and brightest: Captain Morgan Darkwater, Ace King, Luke Wolfe, Ruthann Hunter, El Pablo and Magdalena Lockheart all square off for the richest prize in the game. The Undisputed EWC Championship, with Morgan the only one not pulling double duty tonight, you've got to be biting your nails just like I am!
FBI: But that's the very end of the night, we're starting things off with Killjoy Ito and Trixie in a Ring Of Fire match! Stay tuned folks! This is a show you don't want to miss!!
Suddenly 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' begins to blast over the PA system and the crowd erupts into a frenzy as their hardcore hero has surprisingly arrived
Mystery Man: Wow look at this .. Shadow Man is in the house tonight!
Shadow Man makes his way out with a giant Taco-Launcher and starts shooting Taco's into the crowd
FBI: Again with this shit? Last time it smelt like fucking Tacos for the whole damn night
Shadow is done launching Tacos and enters the ring mic in hand. He waits for the crowd to slow down its insane amount of cheering and girlish boy band worshiping screaming
Shadow Man: Good Lord .. you'd think *Nsync just got back together or something
Shadow is forced to pause again as the cheers keep pouring down
Shadow Man: Uncle Shady is here tonight, well obviously I'm here tonight, its STRANGLE FUCKING MANIA .. which was its old working title, one I still prefer to this day. Change it Mac. Lets start a movement right now .. STRANGLE FUCKING MANIA. Make it happen kids. Hop on that TwitBook and FaceGram and InstaPost that shit or whatever the fuck it is you all do these days
Shadow Man laughs at his own jokes, looks over at FBI and gives him the middle finger before continuing
Shadow Man: Years and years ago, ShadowMania was born thanks to this very show. I leaped in the air, landed an impossible move, broke several bones and the rest has been history. I live, breathe, sweat, bleed, piss and shit EWC. I make sweet tender love to EWC. EWC is my damn life. So its my sacred duty to show up, on its biggest stage and send a very clear message to the entire locker-room
Shadow glances up the ramp way
Shadow Man: President Mac once came out here, stood in middle of the ring and announced a flashy new motto that we all strived for years to live by, he said ... 'Respect the Past, Embrace the Future'. It was on every fucking poster, on every billboard, on the website, on social media. Everywhere. This is a big deal to me because I'm one of those mother fuckers from the past. I'm one of those sons of bitches who did everything I possibly could to promote the fuck out of EWC while working my absolute ass off in the ring. Seriously kids, my ass came clean off. I couldn't sit down for months. No ass. Gone.
Shadow Man: Apparently, ripping the holy fuck out of our past has become the 'cool thing to do'. Respect has gone completely out the window. I've had to sit on the toilet and watch promo after promo ripping the mother fuck out of guys like Drake and Xplode. When did this become ok? When did respect suddenly become a thing of the past? Some of you make it very hard to get hard these days and I don't appreciate a limp dick in my hand
Shadow smirks
Shadow Man: Tonight Drake and Xplode ..
Shadow Man: Yeah, let it all out kids. They deserve it. What they don't deserve is being shit on for the last few weeks leading up to tonight. They don't deserve to be mocked, called out and disrespected. I get it, some of you back stage are big bad baddies. You need to huff and puff and blow shit down. You need to pull on your testicles until someone stands up and says 'We get it kid, but pulling on your nuts is silly'.
Shadow pauses again, collecting his thoughts
Shadow Man: I spoke to Mac at great length. I said someone needs to come out and address this shit, and Mac allowed me the opportunity to do it. I'm not trying to take anything away from tonight, that's not even possible at this point. Strangle Fucking Mania is the biggest event year after year and for good reason. But its also a big stage, all eyes are on us right now, and for that reason I want to say, lets get back to that old motto. Respect the Past and Embrace the Future.
The fans begin to cheer
Shadow Man: The EWC is in great hands. Its filled to the brim with talent. The future is bright. Very bright. All you rookies and sophomores should be proud and damn excited in the direction this fed is heading. However pump the breaks just a little bit and remember how we got to this point. Twenty One Fucking Years of kicking ass and taking names. That's a massive amount of history. Part of that history will be featured tonight before the Main Event. Drake and Xplode. Two people who have earned everything they got in this business.
The fans cheer even louder
Shadow Man: Xplode started at the bottom twice. He had to work his way through the entire roster, twice. Finally getting what he deserved and earned. Now he's in the Hall of Fame and no one can question that. Yet some do. Some question why he's on this card. Why's hes fighting before the Main Event. Why he's still around. Why? Who the fuck are you? Who the fuck are you to even ask that? Sit your ass down, open up a browser and ask google. Xplode earned his spot. Xplode earned this moment. Xplode deserves to be here tonight
Shadow smirks
Shadow Man: Tonight Drake and Xplode ..
DRAKE!
DE-STROY-ER!
DRAKE!
DE-STROY-ER!
Shadow Man: Yeah, let it all out kids. They deserve it. What they don't deserve is being shit on for the last few weeks leading up to tonight. They don't deserve to be mocked, called out and disrespected. I get it, some of you back stage are big bad baddies. You need to huff and puff and blow shit down. You need to pull on your testicles until someone stands up and says 'We get it kid, but pulling on your nuts is silly'.
Shadow pauses again, collecting his thoughts
Shadow Man: I spoke to Mac at great length. I said someone needs to come out and address this shit, and Mac allowed me the opportunity to do it. I'm not trying to take anything away from tonight, that's not even possible at this point. Strangle Fucking Mania is the biggest event year after year and for good reason. But its also a big stage, all eyes are on us right now, and for that reason I want to say, lets get back to that old motto. Respect the Past and Embrace the Future.
The fans begin to cheer
Shadow Man: The EWC is in great hands. Its filled to the brim with talent. The future is bright. Very bright. All you rookies and sophomores should be proud and damn excited in the direction this fed is heading. However pump the breaks just a little bit and remember how we got to this point. Twenty One Fucking Years of kicking ass and taking names. That's a massive amount of history. Part of that history will be featured tonight before the Main Event. Drake and Xplode. Two people who have earned everything they got in this business.
The fans cheer even louder
Shadow Man: Xplode started at the bottom twice. He had to work his way through the entire roster, twice. Finally getting what he deserved and earned. Now he's in the Hall of Fame and no one can question that. Yet some do. Some question why he's on this card. Why's hes fighting before the Main Event. Why he's still around. Why? Who the fuck are you? Who the fuck are you to even ask that? Sit your ass down, open up a browser and ask google. Xplode earned his spot. Xplode earned this moment. Xplode deserves to be here tonight
Shadow Man: Those cats are certainly backstage rolling their eyes right now. 'Another old-timer ripping the new kids on the block'. No, check yourself kiddies. That's not what I'm doing here. Respect the Past and Embrace the Future. I'm standing up for everyone here tonight folks. The old guard, the new guard, the lion king .. anyone who signs a fucking contract in the EWC has my support and backing because that's what we fucking do here! We back each other. Support each other. Respect each other.
The fans clap and nod along in agreement
Shadow Man: Which brings me to one of the new guard, Drake. Yes, he's new. He's only been in the fold for two fucking years. He busted his ass, started at the bottom, showed up every fucking week for an entire year, never took time off, won himself Rookie and Wrestler of the Year and the Undisputed Championship. Lest we forget he took down one of the best of all time, someone who was equally undefeated. A rookie did that. Tonight was supposed to be a nice send off for Drake. A nice 'thank you' to Drake. Yet what happened? The same questions? Why? What? Who? How? Are you kidding me? Drake busted his ass, promoted the fuck out of the fed, won the biggest prize three fucking times, and some of you still ask WHY? Or scream that Mac is gifting out matches here?
Shadow Man shakes his head in disgust
Shadow Man: Look. Enough is enough. I can't take it or handle it anymore. Drake and Xplode deserve this moment. They earned this moment. This scheduling bull shit is exactly that. Bull shit. Drake and Xplode had zero control over who they got booked against and when. The moment the powers that be booked them, they showed the fuck up. They never bitched, complained or demanded anything. Some of you either don't know that, or somehow forgot about it. So I'm here to remind you. Stop fucking with our legacy just so you can sound important. If you want respect from people, go out and earn respect. Don't try to make a name for yourself by shitting on someone elses name. That's a pathetic, childish and pussy way of going about business. Drake doesn't deserve that shit. Xplode doesn't deserve that shit.
Shadow stops. Smiles. Looks around at all the fans and cameras
Shadow Man: Tonight is about opportunity. Mac and co have made it possible for people to walk out of here tonight with some really massive future moments. I'm embracing the youth movement. I am embracing our future. I look forward to what tonight and tomorrow brings. We are in such good hands. All I ask, for the love of everything Taco .. stop talking about shit you don't know anything about. Stop attacking our legends. Stop badmouthing our heritage. Leave that shit alone. Let those legends be legends. Go out and become your own legend. Forge your own path. Be great. Rise to the occasion and be the next person we talk about for years and years to come. This is STRANGLE FUCKING MANIA. Own it.
The fans jump to their feet and cheer
Shadow Man: With that .. I want to say Thank you to Drake and Xplode for everything they have done for us. For all the memories. All the hardwork. You will never be forgotten. You will forever be legends, and tonight, we all get to witness your greatness for one final time.
Shadow Man drops the mic as two video tributes begin to play on the jumbo screens. One for Xplode and One for Drake and highlights their epic feud
Mystery Man: Powerful message from Shadow Man here tonight. Indeed, we need to Respect the Past, while we also Embrace the Future. Without both, the EWC cannot and would not exist. Hopefully this turns the page onto an exciting new era of EWC. We will be back with more StrangleMania .. right after this quick message from EWCTV
The fans clap and nod along in agreement
Shadow Man: Which brings me to one of the new guard, Drake. Yes, he's new. He's only been in the fold for two fucking years. He busted his ass, started at the bottom, showed up every fucking week for an entire year, never took time off, won himself Rookie and Wrestler of the Year and the Undisputed Championship. Lest we forget he took down one of the best of all time, someone who was equally undefeated. A rookie did that. Tonight was supposed to be a nice send off for Drake. A nice 'thank you' to Drake. Yet what happened? The same questions? Why? What? Who? How? Are you kidding me? Drake busted his ass, promoted the fuck out of the fed, won the biggest prize three fucking times, and some of you still ask WHY? Or scream that Mac is gifting out matches here?
Shadow Man shakes his head in disgust
Shadow Man: Look. Enough is enough. I can't take it or handle it anymore. Drake and Xplode deserve this moment. They earned this moment. This scheduling bull shit is exactly that. Bull shit. Drake and Xplode had zero control over who they got booked against and when. The moment the powers that be booked them, they showed the fuck up. They never bitched, complained or demanded anything. Some of you either don't know that, or somehow forgot about it. So I'm here to remind you. Stop fucking with our legacy just so you can sound important. If you want respect from people, go out and earn respect. Don't try to make a name for yourself by shitting on someone elses name. That's a pathetic, childish and pussy way of going about business. Drake doesn't deserve that shit. Xplode doesn't deserve that shit.
Shadow stops. Smiles. Looks around at all the fans and cameras
Shadow Man: Tonight is about opportunity. Mac and co have made it possible for people to walk out of here tonight with some really massive future moments. I'm embracing the youth movement. I am embracing our future. I look forward to what tonight and tomorrow brings. We are in such good hands. All I ask, for the love of everything Taco .. stop talking about shit you don't know anything about. Stop attacking our legends. Stop badmouthing our heritage. Leave that shit alone. Let those legends be legends. Go out and become your own legend. Forge your own path. Be great. Rise to the occasion and be the next person we talk about for years and years to come. This is STRANGLE FUCKING MANIA. Own it.
The fans jump to their feet and cheer
Shadow Man: With that .. I want to say Thank you to Drake and Xplode for everything they have done for us. For all the memories. All the hardwork. You will never be forgotten. You will forever be legends, and tonight, we all get to witness your greatness for one final time.
Shadow Man drops the mic as two video tributes begin to play on the jumbo screens. One for Xplode and One for Drake and highlights their epic feud
Mystery Man: Powerful message from Shadow Man here tonight. Indeed, we need to Respect the Past, while we also Embrace the Future. Without both, the EWC cannot and would not exist. Hopefully this turns the page onto an exciting new era of EWC. We will be back with more StrangleMania .. right after this quick message from EWCTV
The fans continue to chant and cheer as we fade out
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RING ON FIRE MATCH
Killjoy Ito
Vs Trixie
Mystery Man: It’s that time of year once again! The pinnacle of any superstar’s career with the EWC. It’s StrangleMania, people!
FBI: Big fuckin’ deal …, no literally. This is the biggest deal we got. You make your name tonight, and it don’t matter how much you suck the rest of the year – you’re golden!
Hanks: Plenty of chances to see that happen tonight, as well, with the kind of card we’re looking at. Obviously, the two main events are going to be outstanding, but what about the street fight between Griffin Hawkins and AJ Johnson? Or Ruthann Hunter defending the Television Championship against Kendrick Kross? Just one of the FIVE championship matches happening tonight!
Mystery Man: Settle your shirt fillings, Colin, we haven’t even gotten this party started yet … so let’s hurry up and kick it off! Killjoy Ito and Trixie face off in an inferno match, right now!
The shot cuts to a view of the ring, where Nina Dobrev stands in the center. Along the edges of the apron, tongues of flame already start to lick at the bottom cables. Every few seconds, the flames shoot high, startling the crowd.
Dobrev: The following contest is an inferno match. The object is to set your opponent on fire by any means!
Trixie comes out of the curtain with a pair of sunglasses on for the entrance along with a denim waistcoat on. She poses at her side as she removes the sunglasses from her eyes. Next, she lets the waistcoat fall off her as it slides off her arms. Trixie then walks down to the ring with a confident smirk to her. She glances at the eyes and attention on her, but smiles accordingly. Her stride down to the ring is slow to allow for fans to get a glimpse of her. Instead of jumping onto the ring apron as usual, she hesitates when the flames shoot skyward.
Dobrev: Introducing first, now entering the ring from Las Vegas, Nevada, representing the PRIME Brand. She stands five feet, six inches, and weighs in at one hundred and thirty-three pounds … the Bad Kitty … TRIXIE!
Steeling herself, she climbs the steps and quickly ducks through the ropes to avoid the jets. Moving to the center of the ring, writes with her finger "S, S" on the ring mat. Afterwards, Trixie goes to the corner. She jumps and pulls herself onto the second rope to pose quickly for a picture and leaps down off the ropes. No sooner do her feet touch the ground does Trixie quickly get into her beginning pose. Right foot back, right shoulder slightly back and ready to strike. Lastly, tossing the sunglasses behind her to the corner she once posed on.
The lights fade out as ‘Deeper Deeper’ begins to play. A strobe light circles around the stage as a single white spotlight hits the stage where Killjoy Ito is standing, his back facing the ring, his arms stretched out and his head down. He swings around to face the camera and the ring as his manager ‘The Memphis Mouthpiece’ Tommy Love walks out onto the stage, his custom tennis racquet in the air. He leads Killjoy to the ring as the fans heckle him but reach out to touch Killjoy.
Dobrev: And her opponent, being accompanied to the ring by Tommy Love, also representing the PRIME Brand. Standing six feet, two inches, and weighing in at two hundred and thirty-five pounds … The Future Ace … KILLJOY! … ITO!
Tommy Love walks up the steps first, suspiciously staring at the flame jets, and enters the ring quickly, walking the ring with his ‘Love Stick’ held high in the air, he threatens the referee with it and tells him to call the match clean as Killjoy climbs into the ring and walks to the center of the ring without even looking at Trixie. He stretches out his arms and tilts his head back and soaks in the cheers from the fans before removing his jacket and hands it to Tommy Love who exits the ring and stands ringside, well back from the spurting flames.
Hanks: If nothing else, we can expect Love won’t be much of an issue during this match. Doubt he’s willing to get any closer to those gas jets than he needs to.
FBI: Depends on how good a manager he is. This kid, Ito, does fine on his own, but a little helping hand separates the good from the great.
John Dean, the referee for the match calls both Trixie and Ito to the center, going over the rules of the match, few as they are. Every time the jets unleash a spurt of flame, the crowd gives a small cheer. Dean steps back, signaling.
DING DING DING
As the bell sounds, Ito and Trixie begin to circle each other, both making small lunges in the hopes of psyching the other out. Ito lashes out with a low kick, but Trixie dodges and locks up, trying to force Ito back to the ropes, but the Future Ace overpowers and shoves her back before taking her down with a clothesline. Trixie is quick to stand, and Ito tries for a back elbow, but Trixie hooks and arm drags him down. Ito rolls to his feet and Trixie looks for a knife edged chop, earning a ‘Woo!’ from the crowd. She chops Ito again, backing him into the corner and shoots him to the ropes, trying for a running elbow, but Ito rolls under, coming to his feet with a back kick to Trixie’s gut, before he backflips with a pele kick to the head, knocking Trixie down. Back on his feet, Ito stomps on the back of Trixie’s head and shoulders, then grabs her by the top and drags her towards the ropes.
FBI: Oh, thank Christ, he’s taking her to that side. Once the flames get a whiff of that hair spray, it’ll be a damned mushroom cloud.
Mystery Man: Ito gaining the upper hand thanks to those martial arts kicks, looking to haul Trixie over to those jets along the apron. Trixie not about to go quietly, though…
Struggling to get some momentum in the other direction, Trixie drives a forearm into the back of Ito’s knee, buckling it and bringing the man down. Breaking the grip on her top, Trixie, pushes up and hits a basement dropkick to the back of Ito’s head, almost sending him into the flames! On the far side, Love begins fanning at the jets with his love paddle, hoping to keep them extinguished. Ito sees the danger he’s in and quickly scrambles back.
Hanks: Close call there, but Ito keeping back just enough.
Mystery Man: Must have been all that air from Tommy Love’s love paddle. He saved his man’s life, right there.
Hanks: Oh, yeah. Definitely. Guy’s a hero.
Ito gets to his feet and turns into a kick to the gut from Trixie, who snaps him over with a suplex, the impact causing the jets to unleash pillars of flame, leaving the surrounding ‘wall’ a little higher. Pulling Ito up, Trixie scoops him up and slams him down, hitting a knee drop to the head to follow up. Getting to her feet, she starts to back into the ropes, but stops when she feels the heat. Turning back to Ito, she just stomps on his chest and hits an elbow drop, instead. On the outside, Love tries yelling directions to Ito, but the hissing gas from the jets drowns him out. Trixie pulls Ito into a sitting position and nails a rolling neck snap. Clutching the back of his neck, Ito rolls away, grimacing in pain. Trixie follows, pulling him up and getting behind him to hit a belly to back suplex, dumping Ito on his neck. Quick to stand, she turns to find Ito on his knees, and immediately drops a leg across the back of his neck and head, driving him back down into the mat.
FBI: Looks like the Kitty’s honed in on something. Working over Ito’s neck pretty good.
Mystery Man: Size difference not an issue for Trixie so far, looking to soften Ito up for that neckbreaker.
FBI: Hopefully all that hair dye ain’t gotten to her brain. She knows pinning the guy won’t do nothing, right?
Hanks: Pin or no pin, Trixie hits that neckbreaker and she can just dump Ito into those flames.
Grabbing Ito by the hair, Trixie pulls him up onto his knees and drags him towards the ropes, which spurt high in response. On the outside, Tommy feverishly fans at the flames with his paddle, but all it does is send the blaze inward, closing the distance to the competitors. Trixie pulls Ito to his feet and tries to hip toss him into the ropes, but Ito traps her leg with his and reverses into a Russian leg sweep. Rolling away, he pushes up to all fours, taking a minute to catch his breath and roll the kink out of his neck. Trixie rolls to her side and starts to stand, but Ito is already up and sees her. Walking up, he shoots a kick into the small of her back, then hits a buzzsaw kick to the back of her head, causing the crowd to ‘Oooh’ as she slumps forward. Grabbing a handful of hair, Ito pulls her up and hits a knife edged chop, then a kick to the ribs, then an elbow smash followed by a rolling sobat that knocks Trixie back into the corner. The flames lick at the back of her calf, causing Trixie to scream in pain, jerking out of the corner, but right into Ito, who hooks the arms and throws her over with a release tiger suplex, dumping Trixie on the back of her head.
Mystery Man: A little singe to kitty’s tail, there. Trixie the first one to feel the burn from those flames.
Hanks: Not long enough to ignite anything, though, so Ito still with some work to do if he’s walking out the winner.
Curling up, Trixie reaches for her leg, which is already red from the burn. Coming up, Ito immediately stomps down on the leg, causing Trixie to scream again. Pulling her up, Ito snapmares her over and delivers another kick to the back, then gives himself some room to deliver a sliding elbow to the back of the neck. Trixie flattens out and Ito grabs her injured leg, using it to drag her towards the ropes as the flames climb in anticipation. Ito tries to force Trixie’s foot into the flames, but she comes to and begins kicking at his knees, hoping to buckle them. Ito struggles to keep his hold, but finally lets go and delivers a double stomp to the gut, causing Trixie to curl up again. Love yells something from the outside, but the roar of the flames drowns him out. Pulling Trixie up, Ito whips her towards the corner again, but she gets a foot up to stop herself. Ito charges in just as she turns, but Trixie hoists herself up onto the second rope and flips over him, hitting a blockbuster neckbreaker just as the flames erupt behind her!
FBI: Cutting it close there, cutie! That ass was almost hotter than usual.
Hanks: Trixie with the flipping neckbreaker, just managing to evade both Ito and those flames!
Ito rolls away as Trixie sits up, reaching for her leg and gritting her teeth in pain. All around, the flames continue to rise, engulfing the cables and sending wisps of smoke into the air. Getting to her feet, Trixie limps over to Ito and pulls him up, looking to whip him into the corner, but Ito reverses it into a short arm lariat. Trixie ducks under and spins around to latch on for a belly to back suplex, but Ito hooks his leg around her own to block it, then drives a solid punch into the crown of her head. Trixie reels back and Ito grabs her, hoisting her up for a vertical suplex, but Trixie falls down the backside, staggering away as her burned leg gives out. Ito turns around and lunges, but Trixie manages to snap off a superkick square into his chest! The force knocks Ito back into the ropes, where the flames lick up his back, causing him to scream as he falls forward onto his knees. Seeing this, Trixie runs in looking for a shining apprentice, but Ito suddenly launches himself up and hits a dropkick right on the bridge of her nose! Trixie goes down on the flat of her back, eyes glazing over as Ito lands on his back and immediately arches in pain, turning onto his side to keep his seared spine off the mat. Tommy tries to get close enough to call out, but can’t.
Mystery Man: Both competitors dealing with some decent burns in there now, but it looks like Ito took the worst of it after that kick from Trixie.
Hanks: Trixie having trouble putting any weight on that injured leg, though. You know that’s going to cause issues.
Rolling onto his stomach, Ito starts to crawl towards the ropes, but stops when the jets erupt right in front of him, forcing him to pull his hand back. On the far side, Trixie starts to sit up, shaking the cobwebs loose as the flames continue to climb higher. Ito makes it to his feet and slowly closes in on Trixie, whipping his body around to hit a corkscrew roundhouse to the back of her head. The crowd ‘Oohs’ as Trixie slumps forward. Grabbing her by the hair, Ito pulls her up onto all fours and begins dragging her towards the ropes again. Trixie does all she can to halt her movements, but Ito just yanks her up onto her knees and drives his own into her sternum, then goes back to dragging her. Again, Trixie puts the brakes on, sitting up on her knees and prying at Ito’s fingers. Reeling back, Ito tries for the knee again, but Trixie throws her arm up between his legs with a low blow, causing Ito to double over.
Hanks: Low blow from Trixie, but perfectly legal in a match like this.
FBI: You know Trixie. She can’t help herself.
Ito stumbles back, giving Trixie a second to catch her breath before shakily pushing to her feet. She lunges to grab hold of Ito’s head, trying to spin him around for the neckbreaker, but Ito kicks out the back of her knee, then hits a stiff side kick to the back of her head, sending her down on all fours. Despite the flames, Ito runs to the far ropes, bouncing off them with an enraged scream of pain, before aiming a Kettei-da for the middle of Trixie’s face! At the last second, Trixie moves her head and grabs the front of Ito’s tights, tripping him into the ropes. Ito falls across the middle cable, shrieking in agony as the flames kiss his skin. Recoiling away, he slaps at his hair and face while rolling to grind himself against the canvas. On the outside, Love is horrified, pointing his paddle at Trixie and screaming about intentionally trying to disfigure Ito. Flat on her back, Trixie tries to sit up, but collapses and gasps.
FBI: Looks like Blondie’s got a mean streak. She just sent him face first into that fire!
Mystery Man: Ito hurting after that last-minute counter from Trixie. If he’d landed that knee, it would have been lights out, but the Kitty still has a life or two left in her.
Hanks: Those flames are all the way up past the top rope now. You can literally feel the heat all the way over here, so just imagine what Tommy Love, or obviously the competitors are going through right now. It’s insane.
Still holding his face, Ito rolls to his knees, as Trixie finally finds the strength to sit up. Sweat-soaked hair clings to her forehead as she looks for Ito. Painfully getting to her knees, she forces herself up and slowly moves to Ito, reaching down to grab a handful of hair and pull him up. Once she has him standing, she hits a forearm to the jaw, then a kick to the gut, before whipping him to the ropes. Again, Ito reverses, this time into a back elbow that sends Trixie to the mat. Ito doubles over, hands to his knees as he gasps for air, large beads of sweat dotting his brow. Ito grabs a handful of Trixie’s hair and slowly pulls her up. Trixie tries to shove him away, but he keeps hold of her hair and pulls her right back in, hoisting her up and dropping down with a Burakkuauto brainbuster! Trixie’s body goes limp, twitching now and then as she stares at the lights. Collapsing to a knee, Ito struggles to catch his own breath.
FBI: That ought to do it. All he’s got to do now is drag her over to the apron and let the fire do its thing.
Mystery Man: Ito with a huge advantage after that brainbuster, but he doesn’t look in much shape to capitalize.
Hanks: Meanwhile Love is over there having an aneurism. If he’s not careful, this match will do more damage to him than it will his man.
Screaming to be heard over the flames, Love bangs the edge of his paddle on the steel steps, trying to get Ito’s attention. Trixie begins to stir, struggling to pull herself up, but collapses back to the mat again, obviously exhausted. Ito turns to look at Love, and forces himself to stand, arching his back as the burn down his spine puffs and blisters. Agony etched in his features, the Future Ace staggers over to Trixie, grabbing a handful of hair and slowly pulling her up onto her knees, straining to drag her over to the ropes. Once again, Trixie tries to break free, reaching up to drag her nails down Ito’s forearm. Ito manages to hold on, and yanks Trixie to her feet by the hold on her hair. Suddenly reaching out to grab Ito by his own hair, Trixie drops to her knees with a jawbreaker. Ito’s head snaps back and he reels, dazed, giving Trixie a chance to hit a weak chop block to the front of his leg, flipping Ito over onto his back. Immediately, he arches in pain as his burn scrapes across the canvas. Pushing to her feet, Trixie’s injured leg buckles, sending her stumbling into the ropes, burning the outside of her arm, as well. She screams and pulls away, right into a drop toe hold from Ito. Seething, Ito gets to his feet and pulls Trixie up as well.
Hanks: Trixie taking another trip into the flames, this time injuring her right arm it looked like, and Ito’s looking to take full advantage.
Trixie struggles to break loose, bringing her knee up into Ito’s gut and trying to shove him back into the ropes, but Ito slips his arm under her leg and tries to power her up onto his shoulders, but the burn down his back stops him, forcing him to let her down. Trixie elbows him in the side of the head, then tries to drag her nails down his burn, but Ito surges up to his feet. Lifting Trixie into a fireman’s carry, he tosses her forward and brings her down across his knee with a gutbuster. Bouncing off, Trixie clutches her stomach and rolls away, coughing as she pushes herself up to a knee. At the same time, Ito backs into the ropes, ignoring the scathing burn from the flames as he bounces off and zeroes in, catching Trixie flush on the jaw with the Kettai-da! Flopping over backward, Trixie’s body goes limp a few inches from the ropes. The jets erupts with columns of flame. Stooping, Ito takes a second to fill his lungs, before using his foot to shove her closer, forcing her into the fire until her hair and attire finally ignite!
FBI: I smell something cooking!
Mystery Man: Fire! Trixie’s on fire!
DING DING DING
Dobrev: Here is your winner … KILLJOY! … ITO!
EMTs and crewmen rush to the ring as the flames die, scrambling to pull Trixie out to the floor, spraying her down with fire extinguishers as Ito drops to his knees and catches his breath. A couple of medics begin tending to the burns on his back and legs as Tommy Love climbs into the ring to parade in celebration, his love paddle held high.
Mystery Man: Damn deserved and a hell of a fight! Trixie did her best, but there was no stopping Ito tonight!
The feed cuts backstage, and the crowd roars as United States Champion Ace King walks through the backstage area, aviator sunglasses shielding his eyes and Marley headphones covering his ears, ‘Aces High’ by Iron Maiden blaring through. However, as he rounds a corner, he suddenly stops and looks up in disbelief, exhaling heavily as he finds himself looking down at interviewer Ace Heart.
Ace Heart: Look, I know this might not be the best time, but… Could I get a quick word?
King takes another deep breath, then puts on a brave face as he removes his sunglasses and puts his headphones around his neck, looking down at Heart. He looks away for a moment, then allows a small smile to cross his face.
Ace King: Sure, why the hell not?
Heart’s a bit surprised at the answer, clearing his throat and straightening his tie before holding the microphone to his mouth.
Ace Heart: Well, first up, over the last month, every Champion in EWC has been attacked by this mysterious figure on the road to StrangleMania, so-
King holds his hand up to silence Heart, shaking his head.
Ace King: Not every Champion, but that’s neither here nor there. It’s a different group, but this all happened at Stable Wars, too. I don’t know if they’re connected or not, but my main concern tonight is fighting whoever’s put in front of me.
Ace Heart: Well then, I guess my other question’s pretty obvious: The last two times you’ve had a shot at the Undisputed World Championship, we’ve seen you really wear your heart on your sleeve more than usual. With this being the third time around, how are you feeling going in, especially with another match to worry about first?
King allows a small smirk to cross his face, his eyes shooting daggers toward the interviewer.
Ace King: I’ve been telling people my mind is a scary place, and yet everybody seems to want inside… Be careful what you wish for. It’s no secret that I’ve had my ups and downs along the way, but through it all, I’ve done exactly what I said I would do: Burn through any and all competition in my path, and tonight is where I finally reach the summit. Now, as much as I’d love to stay and chat, I’ve gotta fly. Catch you later, Heart… Stay classy.
With that, King puts his headphones and sunglasses back on, then taps Heart on the shoulder before taking his leave. The camera follows King, and the crowd starts to buzz… Because he’s headed toward the building’s exit, and doing so in a hurry.[/i]
We cut back to the announce table, where the entire commentary team is confused.
Mystery Man: Where the hell’s he going?
FBI: Motherfucker’s taking his fuckin’ ball and going home.
Colin Hanks: Bullshit! The guy's got two huge matches tonight, I wouldn't worry too much about him.
FBI: Where the fuck is he going, then, Tommy’s Boy?
Colin Hanks: You tell me, Female Body Inspector!
FBI: ...Fuck off.
Mystery Man: ...ANYWAY, we’ll almost certainly be monitoring Ace King’s status as best we can throughout the night. In the meantime, we’ve got another match!
Colin Hanks: Speaking of Ace, we’re about to see two of his Rampage cohorts in Lavender and Grizzly Duggan go at it!
SINGAPORE CANE MATCH
WINNER GETS A TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP SHOT
Lavender
Vs Grizzly Duggan
Dobrev: Our next match of the evening is scheduled for one fall and is the Singapore Cane Match. Coming to the ring first. Weighing in at 132 pounds standing at 5’8 Lavenderrrr
As Lavender reaches ringside she walks over to the steel steps, walks up them and enters the ring before climbing the nearest turnbuckle and holding her arms up high in the air. Lavender steps down from the turnbuckle and waits for the match to commence.
Mystery Man: If you go by size, Lavender has a size disadvantage here.
FBI: Of course she does, Duggan is going to squash her and win this match.
Hanks: I wouldn’t be too sure of that, her speed and size could play an advantage.
Born of the Serpent’s Eye starts playing, at the 55 second mark of the song Grizzly walks out. He stare at the crowd and makes his way towards the ring.
Dobrev: Coming to the ring second. Weighing in at 385 Pounds, Standing at 6’8, From Columbia, South Carolina The Monster Among Men Grizzly Duugaaannn
Once at the ring he grabs the top rope, pulls himself up and steps over the rope and walks to the center of the ring. He raises both of his hands as three burst of pyro ignite from each corner in a synchronized fashion.
DING! DING! DING!
As the bell rings Duggan lets out an evil type smile in the direction of Lavender as if to tell her he already has this match won. She immediately drops down and rolls out of the ring though and grabs a cane that had been placed outside of the ring. She slides in and tries to hit Duggan on the head with a cane but he grabs it as it’s coming down and rips it out of her hands throwing it out out the ring. He shakes his head at her and hits her on the back with his arm causing her to go to her knees, he hits one more forcing her to a prone position as she grabs her back.
Mystery Man: This already isn’t looking good for Lavender.
FBI: I love it. Grizzly is going to make quick work of her and move on to get that TV Title.
Hanks: Come on, it’s still early. Don’t count her out yet. She’s fierce!
Grizzly steps over the top rope and drops off of the apron to grab the cane he threw out of the ring. He walks up the steps and steps over the top ropes once more, cane in hand and swings it at the back of Lavender who had reached one knee. She immediately falls back down to a prone position and lets out a scream as he hits her twice more and drops the cane. He pulls her over towards the middle of the ring and goes for the pin.
ONE!
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TW...KICKOUT!
Mystery Man: This match was almost over as quickly as it started.
FBI: How did she get her shoulder up. Come on ref, count faster!
Hanks: He’s counting just as he should.
Grizzly looks up at the ref after Lavender got her right shoulder up. He shakes his head and gets back to his feet followed by picking Lavender up but as she gets to her feet she gets a lowblow with her knee causing him to drop to one knee.
Mystery Man: What quick thinking on Lavenders part.
FBI: Oh come on ref, that’s a DQ you can’t do that in a cane match!
Hanks: Says who?
FBI: Says me!
Lavender at this point has walked over grabbing her back to pick up the cane and returned with it having a smile on her face. She swings it at his head and connects! She swings it three more times and connects splitting the cane. Grizzly falls onto his back and Lavender quickly covers him, trying to hook his big leg but can’t quite get it up.
Mystery Man: I don’t know that she’s done enough to Grizzly.
ONE!
Before the ref can even bring their hand down for two Grizzly throws Lavender off of him causing her to land on her back after flipping in mid air at the angle he threw her.She lets out a groan and grabs her back arching it. Grizzly gets up and holds his head his face has turned red as the cane shots to the head and the low blow pissed him off. Grizzly walks over to Lavender and grabs her head lifting her up off the mat and sets her onto the mat whipping her across the ring. On the return he hits her hard with a lariat causing her head to bounce off the mat and she immediately grabs it. Grizzly walks back over towards her and picks her up propping her up so she is leaning on the turnbuckle. He runs at her and hits her with a splash, causing her to double over onto the mat.
Grizzly picks her up and throws her across the ring into the other turnbuckle and follows her hitting another splash, before she can fall down he grabs her, brings her to the middle of the ring and slams her down with a spinebuster. Not leaving well enough alone though, Grizzly steps over the top rope once more and hops down. Reaching under the ring he brings out another cane and holds it up looking at it. He slides into the ring and walks over to a motionless Lavender who has flipped over onto her stomach. Grizzly proceeds to hit her on her back with the cane again, and a second time. He follows it up with three more before the cane splits. After he split he throws the cane out of the ring and drops down to cover her.
Mystery Man: Grizzly might kill her if he doesn’t get the pin here.
ONE!
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TWO!
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THR...KICKOUT!
Hanks: She got the shoulder up! Barely but it’s up!
Grizzly gets up in a fit of rage mad that it wasn’t three. He backs the ref up into the corner and starts yelling in their face. Not realizing at this point Lavender has gotten to one knee. After turning around Lavender quickly gets up and sends a dropkick to Grizzlys kneecaps which drops him. She rolls out of the ring and grabs two of the canes. One she throws into the ring the other she slides in with. As Grizzly gets to one knee Lavender hits him in the chest twice causing Grizzly to grab at it. She follows that up with three targeted shots to the top of his head. After the first cane splits, she grabs the second and sends three more shots to the head of Grizzly which splits him open and causes him to fall to the mat. She goes for the pin on Grizzly and is able to hook his big leg this time.
Mystery Man: What a flurry of offense by Lavender. She could have him here!
ONE!
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TWO!
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THRE….KICKOUT!
Lavender slams her hand on the mat not believing it wasn’t three. She quickly gets up to her feet and pulls Grizzly to one knee. She gets him into a front facelock and she drops down hitting her with a hard DDT! Lavender quickly pops back up after hitting the DDT on the big man and slides out to grab another cane that was positioned outside of the ring. She slides back in and looks at it before slamming it across his back multiple times. When it splits she keeps using the same one to slam it across his back until it finally breaks in half. She throws the two halves out of the ring and slowly walks over to the corner grabbing her back. She climbs up the turnbuckle and waits as Grizzly slowly gets up. She jumps off and goes for a flying crossbody.
Mystery Man: The leap of faith!
Grizzly catches her as she gets to him. He throws her up onto his shoulder and starts to walk around the ring with her on his shoulder he starts to jump and attempt to slam her down but Lavender slips out of his grip and down his back landing on her feet. She follows it up with a quick drop kick that sends him out of the ring. He hits the ground hard but starts to get up to his feet. Lavender runs and dives through the ropes. She hits the suicide dive onto Grizzly and knocks him down hard as she falls down on top of him.
Mystery Man: What a move by Lavender!
FBI: It isn’t going to matter much, Grizzly is still winning this match.
Hanks: She just seized control of this match though.
FBI: Not for long.
Lavender pulls up on Grizzly, slowly pulling him up and rolling him into the ring. She gets another cane from under the ring and slides in after him. She slams the big man with the cane once, and then twice. It doesn’t affect him much though as each hit has gotten him to get up and turned his face red. On the third swing Grizzly grabs the cane. He rips it out of Lavenders hand and slams it into her head three times cutting her open. Grizzly wipes blood from his eyes due to the cut he suffered earlier in the match. After the swings he drops down to a knee as the loss of blood has weakened him. He slowly makes his way to a downed Lavender though and throws his arm over her.
ONE!
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TWO!
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THR….KICKOUT!
Hanks: She got the shoulder up! This chick has fight in her.
Mystery Man: Yes she does, she could win this match.
FBI: She won’t though.
Grizzly gets to one knee and looks at the ref, shaking his head and taking a breath. He gets up and stumbles a bit before picking Lavender up. He whips her across the ring and on the return he lifts her up and hits her with a big spinebuster! It took everything out of him though as they both lay on the mat. Lavender however rolled over onto her stomach in order to prevent an immediate pin. Grizzly remains on his back for a few seconds before crawling over to Lavender. As he gets there he turns her over but he is met with multiple knees to his head and she rolls out of the ring landing on one knee. She grabs another cane and picks herself up, sliding into the ring. She grabs the ropes and pulls herself to her feet, the cane still in her hand. She stumbles over to Grizzly who had gotten to one knee after the knees to her head. She slams the cane into his chest multiple times as he lets out groans with each hit.
Mystery Man: She’s going to try to kill the dude if she keeps hitting him in the chest and head.
FBI: She better not. He needs to win this.
Hanks: If she keeps doing this Lavender is winning this thing and getting that TV Title shot.
Lavender slowly pulls up Grizzly the cane still in hand. She whips him across the ring and on the return she whips the cane into his knees causing him to hit the mat hard and bouncing off of it. She slowly walks over to the top rope the cane still in her hand she lines it up with her body when she gets to the top and as Grizzly gets up she jumps off and grasps the cane to her body with one hand as she goes for the leap of faith but instead Grizzly catches her. He throws her onto his shoulder and hits a running powerslam! Not wanting to leave well enough he picks her up once more and hits her with another running power slam and follows with a cover.
Mystery Man: He has got her here, no doubt.
ONE!
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TWO
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THREE!
DING! DING! DING!
Mystery Man: One hell of a match we had here tonight, folks.
Dobrev: Your winner and Number One Contender for the Television Championship....Grizzly Duggannnn
The Ref raises Duggans arm as he holds his gut but has a foreboding look on his face.
FBI: Grizzly went through hell and back, but the son of a bitch showed what he could do. Lavender put up a hell of a fight though.
Grizzly is holding both hands up in the air as he has the same smirk on his face.
Hanks: It was definitely a hard fought match between Grizzly and Lavender. Grizzly just had that advantage at the end. It could have gone either way though right at the end though.
Mystery Man: Don’t go anywhere folks. We have another amazing match coming up next. Otaki and Criss Cassidy in a three stages of hell. It’s going to be good. First though let’s check out what’s happening backstage.
We cut to the back stage area. Where we find a red carpet leading to a door and on the door there is a sign that reads "The ReVenants." Behind the red carpet is a backdrop of a. "StrangleMania" banner. It looks like super stars would come here and take pictures before going to some award show. There is actually camera men around and other reporters, one from TMZ, another from FOX Sports and a 3rd from ESPN and a few other agencies we cant make out. One of those reporters is Ace Heart. He looks around at all the news media around. Tonight feels very special. And then a commotion starts. Cameras start flashing and reporters starts asking questions. To who? Well, these guys.
The reporters start asking for pictures and the boys take a few for the media with smiles. Rob holds up his Undefeated championship for all to see. Keith holds his hand up to wave away any questions. Neo is starring the reporters down with a look of death in his eyes and not answering any questions. When Ace steps forward and tries to speak o ver the rest of the reporters.
Ace: Uhh, Rob Garcia! Tonight you and Darian take on the Moors Murders, in a first ever confrontation. They have finally spoken on the matter. What are your thoughts?
Rob looks over at Darian and nods his head with a smile, then turns to Ace.
Rob: Yeah, the Moors Murders have spoken, and nobody gave a damn! The Moors Murders are a disgrace to the pro wrestling business! Their outdated hardcore blood and gut bullshit is ridiculous! I am not buying into it. I see through both of your ****!
All the reporters have calmed down now and are focused on Garcia all pointing their mics in his direction.
Ace: We understand your frustrations, Rob. But please we're live, pal, can you tone down the language?
Rob chuckle's and shakes his head.
Rob: I apologize, for the language. But me and the Rev's are pissed off and the people watching should be too. But they're too damn stupid to be angry! They clap and cheer for what ever they're told to.. Since we got here this place has been a cuck fest! When Neo held the TV title he defended it every night! The Undefeated Championship I was forced to create because no titles were being honored like I honor this one! I am a true Champion! Neo is a true champion, Darian and Keith are what true champions are! Not these lazy, ego maniacs!
Darian steps forward.
Darian: Thats right, the Moors Murders and some others in EWC are a sorry excuses for pro wrestlers, let alone champions.
Rob clears his throat.
Rob: Thats why tonight, every thing changes! Its out with the old and in with the bold! We will be leading EWC into a new era! The era of Perfection! The Murders should be ashamed! York is used to letting his family down so its no surprise the man doesn't care about letting the rest of the world down
Rob looks at the Rev's then back at the cameras.
Rob: Toni Gunn is a disgrace, a sell out and a joke of a champion as well. We know what she's about. And tonight the world will too! Because tonight Destined Perfection is taking home gold that we truly and we will revive a dead tag team division and take this brand to the promise land!!
Jeff Noon walks in and starts trying to push the cameras away.
Rob: Jeff, its all right.
Jeff turns around.
Rob: I got one more thing to say. Tonight history will be made! Tonight is StrangleMania, the biggest show of the year! But tonight also is the start of the ReVenants era! Tonight starts a the era where the best of the best will reign supreme! And you're looking at four of the best in the wrestling business!
With that Rob turns and the Rev's do as well. Cameras start to flash and reporters starts calling out questions. But the Revs walk away and into their locker room. And shut the door behind them
THREE STAGES OF HELL
TABLES MATCH | FIRST BLOOD MATCH | FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE MATCH
Otaki
Vs Criss Cassidy
TABLES MATCH | FIRST BLOOD MATCH | FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE MATCH
Otaki
Vs Criss Cassidy
Mystery Man: It's been a great show so far and we're one getting started. Our next match features a budding rivalry. Spanned across two brands.
Hanks: That's right Mystery Man. Criss Cassidy and Otaki have battled on two different shows on three different occasions. Tonight they settle things once and for all.
FBI: She's not Otaki anymore boys. This is a different girl. We've seen her before and to tell you the truth I like her.
Dobrev: The following match is a Three Stages of Hell match. The first to two falls will be our winner. The first fall will be a table match. The second fall a first blood match. And if necessary the third fall will be a falls count anywhere match. Introducing first from Chicago, Illinois. Weighing in at 205 pounds, Criss Cassidy!
"Second Coming" by Juelz Santana begins to play as smoke shoots out infront of the entrance. Criss Cassidy walks out from behind the curtains and stands on the ramp in a lavish robe and matching long tights. He holds his arms out and makes his way down to the ring.
Dobrev: And his opponent from Sherwood Forest. Robina Hood!
They say we wanted attention
Those five words of “Ignite” by Noisestorm, None Like Joshua & Veela, along with a momentary flash of bright light, immediately caused an incredibly loud, and mostly positive, response from the tonight's audience as red petals rain down from the ceiling of the arena. A purple-haired lady comes through the black curtains, black jacket proudly draped over her shoulders and, instantly knowing that she is Robina Hood, the people in attendance begins to become even louder with their cheers. The forest-dweller throws her arms up high in the air, her forefingers pointing out towards the sky. This causes the jacket to fly off her shoulder and onto the stage floor, revealing her military-styled red dress - with a translucent portion in the front of the skirt - to the cameras and generated a lot of wolf whistles from the men and lesbians in attendance, before confidently beginning to walk down the ramp, keeping her distance from the people in attendance while doing so. She didn't waste much time in getting to ringside, up the ring steps and onto the ring apron. But instead of immediately entering the ring Miss Hood partly sat down on the middle rope and glanced towards the crowd, giving him a happy looking smile before finally entering the ring. Shortly after entering the ring Robina did a 270 degrees spin and punched the air at the moment “watch me ignite” escaped the P.A. System, electing an even louder response from the people in attendance tonight.
FBI: That dress is amazing!
Mystery Man: I don't know how she does it. But the Emo Princess can wrestle in anything.
DING! DING! DING!
The match begins with the two competitors slowly circling each other in the ring. They exchange words before Robina points at Criss and signals for his demise, sliding a finger across her throat. The two suddenly engage in a collar and elbow tie up with Hood quickly slipping under and hitting Cassidy with a forearm to the gut. Hood stays on the offensive with a european uppercut and an irish whip to the ropes. The Emo Princess attempts a spinning heel kick but Cassidy holds onto the ropes and catches her with a heel kick of his own. Cassidy hits the ropes but gets met with a reverse elbow from Robina. She follows with a boot to the gut and a DDT but Cassidy quickly pushes her off and gets free.
Mystery Man: These two know each other very well. They're going to have to go deep into their bag of tricks tonight.
FBI: It's going to come down to who can adapt to this environment. Three Stages of Hell can end your career.
Another staredown ensues before a second collar and elbow tie up. Cassidy transitions into an arm twist but Hood turns and hits him with a boot to the gut. She follows with multiple slaps and spinning backfist that knocks Cassidy into the corner. Hood continues the assault with a ballistic punching combination and an open hand slap that leaves Cassidy hanging from the turnbuckle. Hood turns Cassidy around and puts him up on the top turnbuckle. She tries to hook her arm around Cassidy's head but he fights back with a back elbow to the face. Cassidy hits another back elbow and a pushes Robina down to the mat. Criss regains his balance and leaps off the top into a moonsault that connects with Robina.
Hanks: Huge backflip off the top rope!
Mystery Man: The air is thin whenever Cassidy lives.
Cassidy climbs to his feet and calls for the audience to stand. He rolls out of the ring and grabs a table from ringside. Before he can do anything, Robina is on the apron and drops him with a high knee. Hood picks up the table and slides it into the ring. She pulls Cassidy to his feet and whips him into the steel steps causing an explosion and leaving Criss flat on the floor. Robina walks with a grin on her face and playfully slaps the back of Cassidy's head as he tries to climb to his feet.
Mystery Man: Robina is a catalyst for pain. Just toying with Criss.
FBI: She's scary and hot, all at the same time.
Robina drops a knee into the back of Cassidy and wraps her arm around his neck. She pulls Cassidy to his feet and begins to taunt him. Robina goes to whip him into the barricade but Cassidy reverses it and sends her crashing into the steel. He takes a second to recoup and goes under the ring to pull out a table. Cassidy sets it up at ringside and walks over to Robina who is still slumped over the barricade. He pulls her up and barely dodges a blood mist attack from Hood.
Hanks: Cassidy was prepared for that one! Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice..
Mystery Man: Robina's got him in a hammerlock!
The diversion is enough for Hood grab ahold of Cassidy and sweep him into a Robina's Arrow right onto the outside floor.
Hanks: Cassidy is out cold.
FBI: Smart move by Robina. She lured Cassidy in and took advantage.
Hood pulls Cassidy to his feet and lays him across the table at ringside. She jumps onto the apron and climbs to the top turnbuckle. Robina raises her arms into the air and leaps into an flying elbow drop that connects with Cassidy and breaks the table beneath him.
Dobrev: The winner of the first fall: Robina Hood!!!
Mystery Man: Robina looks very comfortable in this no DQ setting. She takes advantage there and wins the first fall.
Referee John Dean signals one fall for Robina as she slowly pushes herself off Cassidy and smiles, looking down at her opponent.
FBI: One more fall and Robina's got the win. But I have a feeling she's looking to dismantle Cassidy tonight.
Hood walks over to where Nina Dobrev is and requests the steel chair she's sitting on. Dobrev stands and Hood takes the chair. Cassidy is already up to his feet and Hood swings the chair in his direction. Cassidy ducks out of the way and kicks Hood in the midsection. She drops the chair and Cassidy slams her face on the apron. He rolls Hood back in the ring and retrieves the chair. Cassidy slides in to take a swing at her, but Hood does a matrix evasion and counters with a headbutt to Cassidy's face. Cassidy drops the chair and gets backed into the ropes by a series of punches from Hood. She whips him across the ring and hits him with a snap scoop powerslam on the steel chair.
Hanks: Impressive move there by Hood. Showing why she held the FSW Championship for 205 days.
FBI: She'll also be in the battle royal later tonight for a shot at the Undisputed Championship.
Mystery Man: One of many wrestlers pulling double duty tonight at Stranglemania. No holding back for wrestling biggest event.
Cassidy rolls on the mat holding his back in pain while Hood picks up the steel chair, folds it, and places it in the corner. She circles Cassidy and stomps on his back multiple times before pulling him up and sitting him in the chair. Hood quickly comes running across the ring and drills Cassidy with a running arched big boot to the face, sending him to the mat. Robina begins to laugh as she walks to the corner and pulls off the protective covering from the second turnbuckle.
Mystery Man: Robina is in a zone right now. She's looking to create carnage.
FBI: Cassidy might've bit off more then he can chew.
Hood signals for Cassidy's end as she pulls him off the mat and grabs ahold of his head. She talks in his ear and takes off toward the exposed turnbuckle. Cassidy slides out of the snapmare driver and pushes Hood into the top turnbuckle. She slowly turns around and gets drilled with a steel chair to the face.
Mystery Man: That shot just echoed through the Mercedes-Benz Stadium!
FBI: Holy shit is Robina busted open?!
Cassidy asks the referee to check on Hood, but John Dean waves it off and says there's no blood. Cassidy slams the steel chair into Robina's gut before dropping it and picking up the table laying beside her. He sets the table up against the turnbuckle and pulls Hood to her feet. Cassidy wraps his arms around her waist and attempts a german suplex but Hood fights out and whips Cassidy into the opposite corner. She charges in for a big boot but gets countered with a drop toe hold right into the exposed turnbuckle. Blood immediately starts running down Hood's face and Dean signals one fall for Criss.
Dobrev: The winner of the second fall: Criss Cassidy!!!
Hanks: And we're all even! One a piece. It comes down to the final fall!
FBI: Robina looks pissed!
Hood rolls out of the ring and her eyes widen as the blood drips from her forehead to the floor. She looks up at Cassidy who tells her to get back in the ring and she obliges. Hood circles around and comes sliding in with a full head of steam. The two wrestlers exchange punches in the center of the ring with neither giving an inch. Cassidy strikes Hood with a european uppercut which she responds with forearm shot to the face. She ducks under a right hand from Cassidy and whips him into the ropes. Hood catches him off guard with a jumping butt bump, followed by a snap dragon suplex through the table in the corner.
Mystery Man: The blood seems to only motivate Robina and make her stronger.
FBI: She's got that look in her eye. Shit's about to go down!
Hood rolls out of the ring and heads toward the announcer's table. She smiles at Hanks and pulls a crowbar out from under the table.
FBI: Oh my god what is that doing under there?
Hanks: I have no idea. I didn't put that there!
FBI: You put that under there! Hanks!
Hanks: No, I would never do that!
Hood slides back into the ring while Cassidy pulls himself out of the wreckage. He stands up and gets hit in the face by Hood with the crowbar. Hood calls for Cassidy to get back up and charges toward him with another running crowbar to the face. Cassidy falls to the mat and covers his head in pain.
Mystery Man: Cassidy is busted wide open. Even worst than Robina.
FBI: And she's loving every second of it. This girl is amazing!
Robina drops to her knees next to Cassidy and wipes the pool of blood coming from his face. She licks the blood from her fingertips and smiles, leaving a smear of blood across her cheek.
Hanks: That is insane. Robina is taking this match to a whole new level.
FBI: She's sadistic and crazy. That's how you win Three Stages of Hell.
Hood gets to her feet and hits a jumping knee to the head of Cassidy. She hits a second knee and picks Cassidy up, and tossing him out of the ring. Cassidy crawls on the outside and he tries to wipe the blood from covering his eyesight. Robina stands in the center of the ring, watching him, laughing, before she hits the ropes into a suicide dive that connects with the Second Coming. Hood pulls Cassidy to his feet and slams him face first off the barricade. Cassidy hangs off steel barrier and Hood picks up the crowbar off the apron. She runs in for another crowbar shot but Cassidy counters with a back body drop into the first row.
Mystery Man: There goes the crowbar. A souvenir for the fans.
FBI: We'll see it on ebay tomorrow. I promise you that.
Cassidy hops onto the barricade and hits Hood with a crossbody block into the seats. Criss stands ontop of Hood and some chairs, calling for the fans approval.
Hanks: Bloody, bruised, and battered. Criss Cassidy is still a crowd pleaser.
Mystery Man: He's not letting Hood take control. Cassidy is definitely out of his element but he's fighting back.
Cassidy grabs ahold of Hood and walks her into the next row. He's given a beer by a crowd member and takes a sip before splashing the rest in Hood's face. This awakens her and she hits Cassidy with a back elbow to the midsection. She tries a spinning heel kick but slips in the beer and falls onto the steps. Cassidy takes advantage and hits a leg drop across her chest. He pulls Hood to her feet and slams her with a suplex on the stairs. Cassidy makes the pin.
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Cassidy pulls Hood up another flight of stairs and onto a level walkway. He hooks her for a fisherman's suplex but Hood blocks it and spins onto his back into a rear naked choke. Referee John Dean is right there asking if Cassidy wants to tap as he falls to one knee. He refuses to quit and gives it one big burst, jumping onto his back and sandwiching Hood between him and the floor. Hood releases the submission and Cassidy rolls onto his stomach, catching his breath.
FBI: Desperation move from Cassidy.
Mystery Man: And it worked. But he better stay on Hood while she's still down.
Cassidy pushes himself to his feet and grabs ahold of Hood's legs. He wraps them around for a Crucifixion but Hood kicks him off and into a wall. Hood kips up to her feet and runs toward Cassidy. He ducks under and sends Hood into the air, who scales the wall behind him and goes to the level above. Cassidy looks up and circles around, going up the stairs. Hood meets him at the top with a running butt bump that sends both of them down the flight of stairs. Hood crawls over Cassidy and makes a cover.
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Hanks: These two are taking some major punishment tonight. And the crowd is loving it.
Mystery Man: Both wrestlers know what's at stake and are trying to make their mark at Stranglemania.
Hood pulls Cassidy up the stairs and grabs ahold of him at the top. She tries to toss him back down, but Cassidy hits her with an elbow and slips to her side. Cassidy lifts Hood up and tosses her into the adjacent row of people with a release german suplex. Two fans catch Robina and break her fall but Cassidy comes charging in with a spear and takes them to the floor.
Hanks: The fans in that row are getting their monies worth!
FBI: Watch those hands! Keep 'em off the princess.
Cassidy pulls Hood up and takes her out from the row of seats. He hooks her leg and slams her to the floor with a fisherman's suplex for a pin.
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Cassidy releases Hood and sits up in disbelief. He gets to his feet and grabs ahold of her legs, twisting them around and turning Hood into a sharpshooter.
Mystery Man: Cassidy looking to finish! He's got that Crucifixion locked in deep!
Hanks: The referee is right there! Is she going to tap?
The Purple Haired Dynamo screams no and reaches out toward referee John Dean with her bloody hand. She grabs ahold of him and pulls the ref into Cassidy, breaking the hold. Hood crawls to her feet and jumps into a butt bump, but Cassidy catches her mid-air and runs her into the railing. Cassidy pulls her back for a suplex but Hood hugs the railing. Cassidy falls back and Hood quickly strikes with a baseball slide to the face. Hood pulls Cassidy up and runs him toward the railing. She tries to toss him over but Cassidy grabs ahold of her dress and spins Hood around. Cassidy hits her with corkscrew roundhouse and Hood drops to the floor. Cassidy gets to his feet and looks up to the next level of seats. He hops onto the railing and jumps onto the wall next to it. He climbs onto the top and looks down at Hood still on the floor. The crowd begins to rise and Cassidy jumps into a shooting star press that hits Hood straight on. Cassidy rolls off of Hood, holding his knees in pain.
HOLY SHIT!
HOLY SHIT!
HOLY SHIT!
HOLY SHIT!
HOLY SHIT!
Mystery Man: What a move from Criss Cassidy! He needs to make the cover!
FBI: I thought Robina was the crazy one. She must've knocked some screws loose on Cassidy.
Criss winces and slowly gets an arm over Hood for a pin.
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Hanks: No! It's not over yet!
Mystery Man: I'm not sure who took the worse from that move. Criss can barely stand.
Cassidy rolls over on his back and takes in a deep breath. He slowly climbs to his feet but has to hold himself up with the chair. He waits for Hood to climb to her feet and creeps up infront of her. Cassidy grabs her for a suplex but Hood slips out and hit him with a headbutt. She pushes him off and knocks him down the stairs with a standing dropkick. Cassidy rolls down the stairs and Hood is quick to meet him at the bottom. She stomps on his chest and pulls him back to his feet. They head back through the crowd and Hood tries to run him over the barricade. Cassidy's leg gives out and he slides into it instead. Hood notices the leg and quickly gives it a double stomp. Cassidy screams in pain and holds his leg as Hood laughs and enjoys it.
Mystery Man: Robina's noticed the bad wheel and isn't hesistant to take advantage.
FBI: She's a cerebral assassin out there. Let's not speak about the last person she faced.
Hood pulls Cassidy to his feet and drags him over the barricade to ringside. Hood reaches into the ring and grabs the steel chair. She sets up outside and grabs ahold of Cassidy. She pulls him down for a reverse STO but Cassidy counters it into a rock bottom through the steel chair. Both wrestler stay down on the floor, covered in blood.
Mystery Man: Cassidy fights back! Not ready to go just yet!
Hanks: The back of Hood's head clanked off the steel. The tides may be turning.
Hood and Cassidy slowly climb to their feet and meet with an exchange of lefts and rights. The crowd cheers as Cassidy gets the upper hand but Hood quickly stops him with a kick to the knee. Hood slips behind him and hits the Grand Finale on the outside floor. Hood makes the cover.
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FBI: What is she doing?! This could have been over!
Mystery Man: Hood's desire to break him could be clouding her judgement!
Hood pulls Cassidy's shoulders off the floor and stops the pin with a grin on her face. Hood gets to her feet and retrieves the bent steel chair. She lifts it into the air and slams it down on the injured knee of Cassidy repeatedly. She tosses the chair into the ring and pulls Cassidy off the ground. Hood rolls Cassidy into the ring and slides in behind him. Cassidy uses the ropes to climb to his feet as Hood stalks him with a chair. She swings at his head but Cassidy ducks under and hits her with a european uppercut. Hood drops the chair and Cassidy grabs her for a russian leg sweep. Hood stomps on the knee of Cassidy and transitions into a Robina's Arrow onto the steel chair. Hood makes the pin.
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DING! DING! DING!
Dobrev: The winner of tonight's match: Robina Hood!!!
FBI: Robina showed what she is made of and was in her element tonight. This was a bloodbath.
Hanks: Great match from both competitors. They really left everything out there.
Mystery Man: It was an amazing match, don't go anywhere we've got more action on the way!
TRIPLE THREAT
TEXAS DEATH MATCH
WINNER GETS A SHOT AT THE INTERNATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP
A Texas Death match is a wrestling match similar to the Last Man Standing Match, the only difference being that you must be pinned, then a 10-count is initiated. If the person pinned fails to get up by the count of 10, the participant loses the match.
Robbie Rayder
Vs David Miller
Vs Dominic Sanders
TEXAS DEATH MATCH
WINNER GETS A SHOT AT THE INTERNATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP
A Texas Death match is a wrestling match similar to the Last Man Standing Match, the only difference being that you must be pinned, then a 10-count is initiated. If the person pinned fails to get up by the count of 10, the participant loses the match.
Robbie Rayder
Vs David Miller
Vs Dominic Sanders
Dobrev: Introducing first….weighing in at 285 pounds and hailing from Aledo, Texas….DOMMMINNNNICCCC SSSSSANNNNDDDDERRRSSSSS!
The lights dim in the Mercedes Benz Stadium and a hush rolls through the 71,000 present in Atlanta. The instrumental version of "Phenomenal" by Eminem cues and begins to play throughout the stadium.
The fans rise to their feet as the lights dim. Once the beginning first few seconds of the song clear and the first chord hits at the eight second mark, "SANDERS" appears on the video board, which circles the rafters of the arena, on cue.
The crowd reacts with both cheers and boos as Dominic Sanders steps out from the back. His fists are taped and he is ready for a fight. He has a cast-iron brand of the state of Texas in his hand. Gil Griffin, following behind and wielding a blow-torch, raises the object into the air and pulls the trigger, sending a stream of fire into the air. Sanders continues down to the ring with a serious demeanor as Griffin laughs and teases some fans on the way to the ring. Sanders heads up the ring steps and walks along the ring apron. He steps through the ropes and looks out into the crowd, shaking his head at the mixed reaction he is getting. Griffin stands outside of the ring, shooting another flame into the air and laughing. Sanders has now acquired a microphone and the music fades.
Sanders: StrangleMania Thirteen. The greatest event of the year 2018 and we are in Atlanta, Georgia.
The crowd pops at the mention of "Atlanta."
Sanders: We've had some good matches so far tonight, but it's time for the show to be flipped upside down. It's time for the Texas Death Match!
Once again, a pop from the crowd.
Sanders: You see, it's a Texas Death Match. This match was made JUST. FOR. ME. I own this match and Robbie 'Aire' Rayder and David Miller are about to find that shit out.
Sanders holds up the cast-iron brand for the camera to see.
Sanders: And I will make sure they will remember this night... forever!
Sanders drops the microphone and stares off into the camera as he hands Griffin the brand
Mystery Man: Dominic Sanders telling the world he has come to win this fight. Let’s see if he can back those words up.
Hanks: Dominic Sanders has been impressie in his short time here. After a few tough losses to start his EWC career, he quickly found his way to being Co-Television Champion.
FBI: Not impressive enough or he would be in the Main Event later tonight.
The lights go out in the arena then a fog covers the entrance. The lights slowly come up as Robbie Rayder, wearing long multicolor tights and boots, walks out through the fog and kneels down. He points his index fingers to the ceiling then lowers them to point at the ring. Rayder looks out at the crowd as he walks half way down towards the ring, then runs towards the ring, sliding in under the bottom rope. He gets to a knee and smiles then gets to his feet, leaning out through the middle and top ropes, playing to the crowd.
Dobrev: making his way to the ring...weighing in at 205 pounds and hailing from Key West, FL…..ROBBBBBBBIEEEE RAYYYYYYDERRRRR!
Mystery Man: Robbie Rayder looking to give Rampage the win over two Brawl competitors here tonight. His speed and agility will make him a threat to both of his opponents here tonight.
Hanks: Rayder knows he is good enough to win EWC gold, this match is him time to shine.
FBI: Oh, he will have some Shiners alright.
As cameras pan across the capacity crowd, the lights begin to lower, drawing several fans to their feet in anticipation. Seconds pass in silence, before a single tone bleeds through the speakers, slowly leading into a hard, pounding cadence that echoes throughout the arena. Black and white video-clips begin to play in time with the beat, showing Miller shadow boxing in an empty ring, or glaring into the camera from various angles. As the music hits a raucous crescendo, becoming the marching metal chords of Damnation Plan's “Judgement Day,” the video clips change to a sporadic, jagged montage of Miller from past matches and the lights return in violent, pulsating strobes. A sudden riot draws the camera to a side entrance. Silhouetted against the tunnel opening, flanked by members of EWC security staff, stands a hooded figure casually loosening his wrists. Head bowed, the man begins a purposed march out into the crowd to a mixed reception.
Nina Dobrev: Introducing the fighter now approaching the ring. From Anaheim, California. Standing six feet tall and weighing in at two hundred and thirty five pounds. He is the King of Fighters ... DAVID ... MILLER!
A few hands slap at the man’s back and shoulders, while others display raised middle fingers. Pieces of trash and debris bounce off his battered hoodie. Security attempts to step in and regain control, but Miller simply waves them off, ignoring it all. Continuing his walk through the fans, he raises his hands almost absently, accepting palm slaps and fist bumps here and there before easily stepping up onto the guardrail, taking a moment to stare out into the thousands gathered within the arena. The divided masses continue to voice their equal love and hate, but he pays no mind. Dropping down to the floor, Miller stalks the inside of the guardrail and slowly circles around to the ring steps, rolling the joints in his shoulders loose. Climbing the steps up to the apron, he ducks between the ropes and paces, turning his attention to the stage. The hint of a smirk creeps in as he peels off his jacket and tosses it to a crewman, throwing combinations as his music slowly fades out.
Mystery Man: David Miller is as hard hitting as they come. He is a vet in this business, and is now is bringing his dangerous arsenal to the grandest stage of them all, Stranglemania.
Hanks: David Miller started out hot with a few big wins over a few hot names. But since has been trading wins and losses. He has been more aggressive of late, and tonight he is looking to make his mark. And win a chance to challenge for the International Title.
FBI: I just hope he injures someone here tonight. Doesn’t even have to be in this match. I just hope he does. That would make my night.
DING DING DING
David Miller is the first to act as he charges at Dominic Sanders, Sanders plants his foot, about to attempt a Big Boot, but Miller tackles him to the ground, and begins unloading powerful blows to the head of Sanders. That is, until Rayder decides to get in on the action, he charges, leaps, and connects with a Front Dropkick to the back of the unsuspecting Miller, sending Miller through the ropes to the outside. Rayder turns and sprints to the ropes, bouncing off, getting more speed on his way. Sanders is getting to his feet, he looks to see Rayder leaping, he drops to the mat, Rayder clears the ropes and connects with a Corkscrew Plancha, knocking Miller into the barricade.
Hanks: Did you see that? What a move by Rayder!
Both men are down on the outside. Sanders rolls out, looks at the downed opponents, then takes a knee, he turns his attention to under the ring. Sanders drags out a table, leaning it up against the ringpost. He walks over, grabbing Rayder, dragging him to his feet. With a firm grip on the hair of Rayder, Sanders takes a few steps toward the table. He whips Rayder into the table, but Rayder takes a few quick steps up the table and onto the apron. He leaps off attempting a Cross Body Block, but Sanders catches him, runs forward, transitions him onto his shoulders, driving Rayder’s head into the top of the table, then spinning around and slamming him down with a Powerslam hard onto the outside. He goes for the cover...the ref counts…
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Mystery Man: Here we go folks, the first example of the Deathmatch rules. After two devastating blows, Sanders got the 3 count. But for Sanders to win, Rayder must not stay down for the 10 count.
Hanks: No way that happens. Sure those were a few big blows, but Rayder is tough, and determined.
The ref starts The Deathmatch count as soon as Sanders slides into the ring. Meanwhile Miller is up.
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Rayder is on his feet. While the ref was counting, Miller made his way to the ring. He blocked a Hard right hand from Sanders, then followed up by driving his knee into the gut of Sanders. Miller grabs the head of Sanders, yanks it down as he alternates driving his left and knee into the head of Sanders. Meanwhile, Rayder has made his way into the ring, he charges at Miller from behind, but Miller hears him coming, Miller pushes Sanders upright before he slides to his left. Just in time as Rayder leaps, instead hitting a dazed Sanders with a Flying Forearm. Miller steps up to Rayder, but Rayder connects with a Back Kick to the gut of Miller. Rayder goes for a Spin Kick, but Miller catches it and pushes Rayder forward.
Rayder turns, and is met with a Spinning Back Elbow, flooring Rayder. Miller reaches down and grabs Rayder. Miller pounces on Rayder, locking in an Achilles Lock with a Leg Grapevine. But the painful situation does not last long for Rayder as Sanders comes from behind and comes down on both of them with a Leg Drop. Sanders grabs Miller, and in seemingly one motion brings him to his feet, and whipping him into the corner. He charges, goes a Big Boot, but Miller slides under at the last second, Sanders crashes into the corner. Miller grabs Sanders around the waist and runs him into the nearest corner chest-first, crushing the air out of their lungs. Using the momentum of the recoil, he drops into a backward roll, dragging Sanders with him. Planting his feet as he comes back over, he dead-lifts the opponent into a high-angle German suplex, driving him down on the back of his neck. Miller goes for the cover… the ref counts…
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The ref starts the ten count. Rayder and Miller are on their feet.
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Mystery Man: The force of the Death Roll is enough to leave anyone seeing stars. Miller is the definition of hard hitting.
FBI: He is even more violent than before, and I like it.
As the ref was counting, Miller connected with a few kicks to the legs and torsos of Rayder, but as he went for a Spinning Backfist, Rayder ducked it, then countered with a Spin Kick, then connected with a Superkick on the stunned staggering Miller, Miller falls into the ropes. Rayder charges, and connects with a Sick Kick, sending Miller over the ropes, and crashing down onto the outside.
Hanks: Rayder just connected with the Shock and Awe assault. With those strikes and the impact of Miller free falling. This may be Rayder’s chance.
Sanders charges from behind, going for a Clothesline, but Rayder feels it coming, ducks it, Sanders bounces off the ropes, and Rayder sends him to the outside with a Dropkick. Miller is getting to his feet, Rayder sprints toward the ropes, leaps on then off the top rope, and connects with a Springboard Sick Kick. Miller’s back crashes into the barricade, then he drops to the outside. Rayder makes the cover… the ref counts…
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The ref makes the Deathmatch Count…
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Mystery Man: A lot of hard hitting action thus far folks. This match is still either of these three competitors to win.
While the ref was making the Deathmatch count. Rayder saw Sanders going for the chair, he sprinted at Sanders but it was too late, as Sanders stormed to his feet and drove the chair into the gut of Rayder. Sanders followed with a harder shot to the gut of the chair, then by cocking back and slamming the chair into the back of Rayder. Sanders turns, then slides into the ring. He drops the chair as he walks over to the table, setting it up in the corner. He grabs the chair, drops to the mat, then rolls out of the ring. Sanders goes to slam the chair on the downed Rayder, but Rayders rolls out of the way. Sanders tries again, Rayder rolls out of the way again. Sanders tries again, but this time Miller hops over Rayder and catches the chair. Miller kicks Sanders in the gut, rips the chair out of his hand, then slams the chair on the ground.
Miller goes for a hard right, but it is blocked by Sanders. Sanders counters with a kick, a devastating Low Blow, Miller drops to a knee, his back arched, holding himself up with one first on the ground. Rayder uses the body angle of Miller in his favor, he takes a few steps on the back of Miller, hops off, and connects with a Flying Elbow to the face of Sanders. Rayder follows with a Superkick to the staggering Sanders. Rayder turns to go on the apron, but he is surprised by Miller planting a foot to his thigh and channeling the momentum into his back leg, then Miller snaps it up, driving his knee into the Rayder's temple. Rayder drops to the outside. Miller goes for the cover… the ref counts…
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Mystery Man: Shatterpoint, a strike with enough impact to knock an opponent unconscious time and again.
FBI: He doesn’t need a weapon. Getting hit by Miller is like getting hit with a lead pipe.
The ref starts the Deathmatch Count.
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While Rayder was struggling to get back to his feet after that vicious blow, Sanders and Miller came to blows, with Miller getting the upperhand after ducking one of Sanders blows, putting him in a Muay Thai Cinch, then delivering a series of blows to the ribs with his knees. Miller finished this attack off with a Double Arm Underhook Suplex. Miller grabs the head of Sanders and begins unloading hard right hands into the forehead of Sanders. After the fifth, he slams Sanders head down on the mat a few times. Miller grabs the leg of Sanders, about to attempt a Single Legged Crab to slow down the bigger Sanders, but as soon as he locks it in, Rayder comes off the Top Rope with a Missile Dropkick. Rayder yanks Sanders to his feet, back him into the corner. Rayder climbs atop Sanders, and begins to unload hard rights with the crowd counting each strike
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Before Rayder can get to SEVEN, Sanders grabs the legs of Rayder, takes a few steps out from the corner, then drives Rayder to the mat with an Oklahoma Slam. Sanders grabs Rayder, drags him to his feet. He whips Rayder into the corner with the table set up, then follows suit, Raydr again, climbs up the table, this time doing a Backflip over the approaching Sanders. Rayder lands, then immediately leaves his feet again to send Sanders crashing through the table.
Hanks: UNBELIEVABLE! The athleticism displayed by Rayder here tonight is second to none.
FBI: All that dancing around won’t win him this match.
Mystery Man: Robbie Rayder has just a good a chance as any of these three to walk away as Number One Contender to International Title.
Sanders drops the ground, amongst the table debris. Rayder goes to the apron, he runs to the corner, hopping on the top turnbuckle in a single bound. He sets up, leaps, and connects with Aire Rayde V.1.
THIS IS AWESOME!!!
THIS IS AWESOME!!!
THIS IS AWESOME!!!
This takes a lot out of Rayder as well, as he just remains atop Sanders for the pin...the ref counts…ONE
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TWO
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THREE!
The ref starts the Deathmatch Count.
ONE
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EIGHT...Sanders begins pulling himself up by the ropes.
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NINE...Sanders just gets to his feet in time, before dropping to the mat and rolling outside the ring.
Mystery Man: Robbie Rayder almost walked away number one contender to the International Title right there.
While Sanders barely escaped the loss, Miller got the advantage over Rayder after Miller caught the foot when Rayder attempted a kick. Miller took Rayder to the mat and begin unloading lefts and rights to the head of Rayder. Miller drags Rayder to his feet by the hair, sets him up for an Overhead Belly to Back Suplex, but Rayder manages to land on his feet. Miller steps up, going for a Forearm Smash, but Rayder counters with a Back Slide Pin, but before the ref can count, Miller rolls out. Miller storms to his feet, only to be taken out from behind with a Clothesline from Hell from Sanders.
Sanders turns to Rayder, goes for a kick, but Sanders catches the leg of Rayder pulls him close, then takes him down with a Clothesline with enough force for Rayder do a revolution before hitting the mat. Sanders looks at the downed opponents, then turns and makes his way out of the ring. He grabs another table from under the ring, then proceeds to slide it into the ring. Before making his way into the ring, he grabs a Kendo Stick from under the ring and enters the ring. He walks over to Miller and slams the Kendo stick down onto chest of Miller, then does the same to Rayder. Sanders does this one more time to each before dropping the weapon and turning his attention to setting up the table.
FBI: This match just got interesting. Sanders is out there having some fun.
Hanks: Just got interesting? These fans have been loving this Texas Deathmatch from the opening bell.
Mystery Man: You got that right. High Flying, Hard-hitting, Non-Stop action. Doesn’t get much better than this.
Sanders sets up the table near the corner, then goes back to the Kendo Stick. He turns his attention to Miller, now pushing himself to his feet, once he grabs the Kendo Stick. He swings at Miller when Miller just gets to his feet. Miller catches the Kendo Stick, pulls Sanders in for a Headbutt. The Kendo Stick drops to the mat. Miller goes for the Shatterpoint of Sanders, but Sanders manages to push Miller off before Miller reached impact point. Sanders grabs Miller, and sends him crashing through the table with a T-Bone Suplex. As He turns to make the cover, Rayder comes off the Top Rope going for Aire Rayde V.2, but Sanders, slides out of the way, causing Rayder to crash down onto the mat.
Sanders then moves surprisingly quick toward Miller, hopping over him, and climbing to the Top Turnbuckle. But as he sets up, Rayder is on top of him, connecting with hard right hands. Rayder is setting Sanders up for a Superplex, as Miller struggles back to his feet. As Rayder is finalizing the Superplex, Miller comes up and connects with a few Forearm shots to the back of Rayder. Miller then slides under Rayder, wrapping his arms and around him. Miller uses all his might to drive Rayder down to the mat, thus helping Rayder bring Sanders down with a SuperPlex.
THIS IS AWESOME!!!
THIS IS AWESOME!!!
THIS IS AWESOME!!!
Hanks: DID YOU SEE THAT?! Miller, Rayder, and Sanders are down!
It seems like forever until the men begin trying to get to their feet. Miller is the first to get to his feet. He sees Rayder pushing himself up to his feet, until Miller connects with a kick hard enough for Rayder to under up on his back. After a few stomps to the gut of Rayder, Miller leans down to grab the leg Rayder, presumably to try to lock in a submission hold. But he is interrupted by a hard right to the face from Sanders, then another. Miller pushes forward to his feet, but is met by a kick to the gut, then a hand clasped around his throat. Sanders lifts up Miller, then drives him down to the mat with a Chokeslam. Sanders goes to the closest corner. Again he makes his way to the top turnbuckle, sets, looks to see Rayder still down, leaps and connects with Titletown. Sanders makes the cover...the ref counts…
Mystery Man: With the damage each one of these competitors has endured from the other, anyone one of these pinfalls could be the last.
Hanks: If Sanders can keep Rayder at bay, he may have this match won right here.
ONE
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TWO
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THREE!
ONE
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FOUR
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SEVEN...Miller begins to stir.
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EIGHT
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NINE...Miller gets to his feet at the last second.
As Miller barely kept Sanders from the win, Rayder took Sanders down with a Bicycle Kick. He went for a Springboard Moonsault, but Sanders got his knees up. Sanders picks up the Kendo Stick and slams it in the ribs of Rayder a few times before tossing it out of the ring. Sanders goes to grab Rayder, but Rayder takes him down with a Legsweep. Rayder upkips to his feet. Again he goes for a Springboard Moonsault, this time connecting. Rayder gets Sanders in position, and locks in Double Arm Trap Crossface Submission. It takes a few seconds until the ref is done with Miller, as soon as Miller gets to his feet. But the ref comes over to check on Sanders. He refuses to tap at first, but does a few seconds later.
*TAP*
*TAP*
*TAP*
Then oddly rolls out of the ring, and onto tje outside. The ref looks to see he is still on the ground, which he is.
Mystery Man: It seems Sanders tapped to get out of that Submission Hold. He is just biding his time, catching a breath.
FBI: Now that’s a smart man right there. He’s going places.
ONE
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Rayder has his back turned to Miller, not realize Miller is on the move. Miller comes up from behind, drives his fist into the kidneys of Rayder, then takes him down, immediately transitioning into a Crossface.The ref keeps counting not sure what to do in this situation.
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Eight,... the ref turns to see Rayder TAP...TAP...TAP, not seeing Sanders get to a knee and is handed the Brandr by his manager Gil Griffin..
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NINE...the ref sees Sanders up. He turns then starts the count for Rayder.
ONE
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THREE….Sanders slides into the ring, sizing up Miller from behind.
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EIGHT...Rayder begins to get to his feet
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NINE...Rayder gets to his feet right behind the Ten count.
Mystery Man: You can tell this match is taking its toll on the three competitors here tonight.
Hanks: Each one of these men is going through hell to earn that shot at the International Title.
FBI: I must admit, watching the pain on their faces has been quite amusing.
Sanders jabs the scolding Brand, burning Miller's back. Sanders drops the Brand,, grabs the hurting Miller, whipping him into the corner. Sanders charges and goes for a Big Boot, but just as earlier, Miller has it scouted, and hits Sanders with the Reverse Roundhouse. Before Miller can drop for the pin, Rayder connects with a Superkick to the back of Miller’s head. As soon as Miller hits the mat, Rayder is in the air and connects with a Standing Moonsault. Rayder then upkips to his feet, only to take a kick to the gut, Sanders leaps, grabs the head of Rayder, hops onto the middle rope, then off, driving Rayder down with the Texas Tornado DDT. Sanders gets to his feet as quick as his beaten abd battered body allows. He makes his way to the Top Turnbuckle. He sets hinself, leaps, and connects with Titletown. He makes the cover...the ref counts…
ONE
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THREE!
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As the ref begin the Deathmatch count, Sanders grabs the Brand. Miller is pushing himself up, when from behind, Sanders drives the brand into the back of Miller again. Sanders then drives the burning metal into the shoulder of Miller, for good measure.
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DING DING DING
Dobrev: HERE IS YOUR WINNER…..DOMMMMINNNNICCCCC SSSSSSANNNDDDDERRRRSSSS!
Mystery Man: Dominic Sanders ends this brutal match as the last one standing, BARELY. This grueling match took a lot of all three of these men. Miller was just able to edge Miller and Rayder out in the end.
FBI: I think every match should be a Texas Deathmatch
Hanks: While that would be highly entertaining FBI, it would put a lot of wrestlers on the shelf much sooner.
The ref raises the arm of Dominic Sanders in victory. Sanders is holding his back, until he raises his other arm up, pointing at the crowd as if saying I Told You So.. Sanders drops to the mat, then confidently strides up the ramp, adrenaline of the win a temporary painkiller.
Mystery Man: Following up this hard hitting spectacle, we have Griffin Hawkins vs AJ Johnson in a Street Fight. To say there is bad blood between them would be the understatement of the century. Stay tuned for more must-see action.
From the backstage area of the Mercedes-Benz Stadium, Kendrick Kross sees Candy coming this time as she walks down the hallway in front of him.
Kendrick Kross: What? No piggyback today?
Candy: Not today.
Though as she closes the distance between them, Candy throws a small bag through the air that he catches with ease. He studies the bag for a moment before questioning.
Kendrick Kross: What’s this?
As Candy comes to a stop before him, she smiles.
Candy: The candy I said I’d bring for you. It’s for luck!
Kendrick Kross: Oh, good! That’s one thing I may need tonight, a lot of luck.
Kendrick smiles a bit before sliding the bag into his pocket for later.
Candy: That’s it?! You aren’t even going to share?!
He should know better. Candy looks at him like he has six heads or something. Kendrick laughs a little and smiles. He reaches back in his pocket and pulls the bag out and hands it to her.
Kendrick Kross: Well of course I’m going to share with my favorite person! Take what your favorites are, but you better leave some for me! It is for good luck, right!?
Candy: Mhmm. Totally is.
However, she looks a little giddy as she reaches in the bag and begins munching away on the first thing she pulls out.
Candy: Not that you need it. I know you got this!
Kendrick smiles at Candy as she munches away and then takes a deep breath.
Kendrick Kross: One thing I will need is luck, I think. I lost my first title match two weeks ago, what’s to stop me from losing this one? I’m confident in myself, at the same time though I am worried about the match.
Candy: Don’t be. I’m sure you’ve learned a thing or two from last time. You’ll put that knowledge to good use and come away with the gold this time.
Candy continues to pull things out of the bag as she listens for his response. Kendrick reaches over and reaches into the bag that she is holding and pulls out a piece and starts to munch away at
Kendrick Kross: I feel as if I’ve learned enough, but Ruthann is a tough competitor. She isn’t exactly one that is just going to lay down. She’s been through many matches like this. Enough about me though. What about your title match after Stranglemania!?
Candy: It’s right around the corner. Doing my best to get ready for it. That’s why I’m here tonight. Scoping out the competition. Want to see who comes out on top of the Monster’s Ball.
Kendrick Kross: Any preference who you face?
Candy thinks about it for a moment then shrugs as she reaches for her next piece of candy.
Candy: I guess it really doesn’t matter. I’ve beaten them both. So I know I have it in me to get the job done. Guess we’ll just have to see what happens later!
Kendrick Kross: After your performance on this last Prime. I’m confident you’ll be the next Indy Champion!
Candy: Next Indy Champion? It does have a nice ring to it. Hope to prove you right on this. I know I’ll be ready when the time comes.
Candy gives the bag of candy back to Kendrick.
Candy: Enjoy the rest of your candy.
Kendrick lifts the bag up slightly to look inside.
Kendrick Kross: There’s only one piece left.
Candy: Be glad I didn’t eat that too.
Candy lets out a laugh as she starts to skip away.
Candy: See you later. After you win!
Kendrick Kross: Definitely. We’ll even have a party with the extra gold I’ll have.
Kendrick walks the opposite way eating the last piece of candy as he prepares to head down the ramp for his match
TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP
NO COUNT OUT MATCH
Kendrick Kross
Vs Ruthann Hunter
NO COUNT OUT MATCH
Kendrick Kross
Vs Ruthann Hunter
Mystery Man: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back. We just witnessed one of the most brutal matches I think I’ve ever seen as David Miller, Dominic Sanders, and Robbie “Aire” Rayder just barely finished competing in a Texas Deathmatch. Coming up we have our very first of many EWC Title matches as Ruthann Hunter is set to defend her EWC Television title against the high flyer, Kendrick Kross.
The lights dim as the first words "I got, I got, I got, I got" start playing.
DOBREV: Flying K, Kendrick Kross
Best Friend hits the PA system as the arena goes dark. A few seconds later smoke starts to fill the arena and Kendrick rises from the middle of the ramp. At :30 when the lyrics start red pyro shoots out from either side of the stage and the lights flash white and red as Kendrick slowly starts walking down towards the ring. Kendrick slowly walking, wearing a leather jacket, white tank top, black jeans and red high top sneakers stops in the middle of the ramp head down. As Nina Dobrev introduces him. "From Chelsea, London....weighing in at 215 pounds.....Kendrick Kross!
Kendrick slowly continues walking down the ramp until getting to the end of the ramp where he turns left, goes up the step and climbs into the ring and walks over towards the corner where he sits.
Mystery Man: Tonight, this talented high flyer looks to etch his name into the EWC record books on the grandest stage of them all, Stranglemania
Hanks: Kendrick Kross has been impressive enough to earn two Television Title shots since debuting a few short months ago.
FBI: If he doesn’t take this TV Title from Ruthann, I might have to fight him after.
DOBREV: AND HIS OPPONENT...weighing in at 200 pounds and hailing from Brooklyn, NY….she is YOUR EWC TELEVISION CHAMPIONNNNN…..RUTHANNNNN HUNNNNTERRRRRR!
Du du du du-du du du
Du du du du du-du du du
The crowd starts to chant that part of the song out loud. As the lights go out as Fall Out Boy Centuries came blasting on. They look up at the ramp standing there with a smoke surround her was Ruthless Aggression with her head down. She lifts up her head as she has a long black trench coat that fit her body. As she walking down the ramp it a has "EWC 4 Life" written across it with a picture of a baseball bat on under it in blue and red colors. She smirks as she stops in the middle of the middle ramp looking around taking in the crowd. She closed her eyes as the words came blasting over the speakers.
Some legends are told
Some turn to dust or to gold
But you will remember me
Remember me for centuries
And just one mistake
Is all it will take.
We'll go down in history
Remember me for centuries
Hey, hey, hey
Remember me for centuries
She then threw her fist up in the air along with the title with a sick grin on her face. She walks towards the steps. She climbs inside of the ring and jumps up onto the turnbuckle as she sings the chorus with them.
Du du du du-du du du
Du du du du du-du du du
She then jumps down and turns around facing the person taking off the trench coat. She hands it to the person on the outside ready to fight.
Mystery Man: Ruthann Hunter has quite the test in front of her tonight, as she is pulling double duty tonight. First she must defend her Television Title against Kendrick Kross, with Kross doing his best to make sure it is not a successful defense. Then, win or lose, she moves onto the King of the Mountain match, looking for her chance to experience the glory that is being called the EWC Undisputed Title.
Hanks: Ruthless Aggression is looking to make her mark in the EWC history books once again. And first, she has to get through Kendrick Kross.
FBI: I can’t wait to see the look on her face after she loses both matches.
DING DING DING
Kross and Hunter circle one another a few times before locking up. As soon as they lock up, Kross with a Go-Behind. Before he can make his next move, Ruthann connects with an elbow to the side of the head, and another, forcing Kross to lose his grip. Ruthann turns and goes for a Spinning Heel Kick, but Kross ducks it, and drops down with an Elbow Drop as soon as Ruthann hits the mat. Kross is quickly back to his feet, only to leap and connect with another Elbow Drop.
He grabs Ruthann by the arm and shoulder, bringing her to her feet. Kross connects with a few European Uppercuts, forcing her back into the ropes. Kross whips Ruthann into the ropes, Ruthann bounces off and heads, Kross ducks for a Back Body Drop, but Ruthann halts her tracks and drives her knee into the face of Kross then follows it up with a Double Arm Underhook DDT. Ruthann hooks the legs...the ref counts…
ONE
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Tw...kickout by Kross.
Mystery Man: Ruthann went for the quick fall, but Kross is way too determined to let Ruthann off that easy.
Ruthann is quick to her feet, stalking Kross. As Kross is pushing himself to his feet, Ruthann charges and goes for a Punt Kick, but Kross manages to evade the impact at the last second. As Ruthann turns, she is met by a Step Up Enziguri by Kross. Ruthann drops to the mat, Kross charges at the ropes, hops on then off, and connects with a Springboard Moonsault. Kross holds the leg for the pin...the ref counts….
ONE
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Tw...kickout by Hunter.
FBI: Damnit REF! That should have been the end of this nightmare TV Title reign. We need that back on Neo’s waist.
Kross wastes no time with an upkip. He sprints to the corner. He climbs to the top turnbuckle, but at he as turns to set himself, he is pushed off the top turnbuckle and crashes down hard onto the outside.
Mystery Man: With an impact from that height, Kross's broken ribs have to be feeling that impact.
Ruthann Hunter steps between the ropes, then down to the outside. Kross is still down as Ruthann gets to him, she grabs him, bringing him to his feet. But as she does, Kross interrupts her plans by driving a knee into her gut. Kross quickly grabs Ruthann, whipping her into the barricade. Kross walks up and kicks the back of Ruthann’s surgically repaired knee. Kross steps to the side of Ruthann, then in seemingly one motion, hops the apron, grabs the head of Ruthann, leaps off the apron, spinning Ruthann around, and driving her down with a Tornado DDT.
Hanks: What a Move by Kross! That was Unbelievable, only on EWC.
It takes Kross a few seconds to get to his feet, due to the pain of his ribs, but he does while Ruthann is still motionless. Kross walks up Ruthann, grabs her leg, then proceeds to lock in an Ankle Lock. Kross is putting as much torque as possible as Ruthann writhes in pain.
Mystery Man: That is an interesting move choice by Kross. There is no count out but the match must be decided in the ring.
FBI: They should probably just let Kross make her submit now and save Ruthann more embarrassment.
After suffering a bit more, Ruthann finally gets enough momentum to spin around and deliver a few kicks to the gut of Kross, she delivers one more with enough force to knock Kross backwards. Kross quickly charges, and goes for a kick, but Ruthann lunges forward with a Spear. But both are down are Ruthann grabs at her ankle. It takes a few seconds but Ruthann gets to her feet first. She comes up behind Kross, spreads his legs, then wraps him up around the waist. She lifts him up, and swings him headfirst into the barricade.
Mystery Man: Ruthless Aggression calls that move PISSED OFF!
Hanks: Did you hear the sound of that impact! Kross must be seeing stars right now.
Ruthann completes Pissed Off a total of three times before releasing Kross. Ruthann drops to a knee to give her ankle a breather. A few seconds later she pushes herself up, walking over to Kross. She grabs him by the arm and shoulder, dragging him to his feet. At first she walks him over to the ring, and connect with a few hard rights to the ribs of Kross, but before she slides him in, she turns toward the ringpost. She goes to whip Kross into the ringpost, but Kross reverses it, sending Ruthann headfirst into the ring post. As Ruthann drops down, Kross drops to a knee, trying to catch his breath, which is getting harder with each shot to the ribs. It takes a few seconds for him to get his composure, but as he does, he hops onto the apron, runs along the apron, leaps, and connects with a 450 Frog Splash.
Hanks: DID YOU SEE THAT! Kross just hit a 450 Frog Splash from the Apron! There are few competitors able to perform a move like that.
Kross is stunned by the impact of that move as well. He takes his time getting to his feet. He walks over to the ring, bends down, and reaches under the ring. When he gets back to his feet, he has a chair in hand.
FBI: YES! That is a smart man right there.
Kross cocks the chair back as he approaches the still downed Ruthann. He goes to swing with all his might, but Ruthann was playing possum and rolls out of the way. Kross tries again, but Ruthann rolls out of the way once again. Ruthann is now on her knees, pushing herself to her feet. Kross goes for another swing, but Ruthann catches it, then drives a knee into the gut of Kross. Ruthann quickly steps into Kross, lifting him onto her shoulders, Kross drops the chair as this happens, and Ruthann happens to slam Kross into the chair with a Death Valley Driver.
FBI: NO! NO! That’s CHEATING! Ruthann should be forced to relinquish the title!
Mystery Man: I don’t think Ruthann even meant for that to happen. Just a lucky break.
Hanks: No so lucky for Kross.
Ruthann grabs Kross, dragging him to the ring, and sliding him in, then follows suit. She goes for the cover...the ref counts…
ONE
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TWO
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THRE...kickout by Kross
Ruthann slaps the mat, thinking that she had the match won. She grabs Kross, bringing him to his feet. She sends Kross into the adjacent corner with an Irish Whip. Ruthann charges, a few feet from Kross she leaps, Stinger Splash, but Kross moves out of the way at the last second. Ruthann stumbles back, now bleeding after her head hits the ringpost again. Kross charges toward the corner, hops up the to the top turnbuckle, immediately leaping off and connecting with Whisper in the Wind. Kross goes for cover...the ref counts…
ONE
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TWO
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Thr...kickout by Ruthann
Mystery Man: Kross gets the upperhand on Ruthann. Now he needs to keep up the pressure.
Kross quickly gets to his feet, sets his feet, crouches, leaps, and connects with a Standing Moonsault. He goes for another pinfall attempt...the ref counts…
ONE
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TWO
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THRE...kickout by Ruthann.
Kross slaps the mat in frustration a few times before getting to his feet. He grabs Ruthann, drags her to her feet, as he does, picking her up on his shoulders. He then drops her to the mat with the K-Twist. He goes for the cover...the ref counts…
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TWO
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THREE…
Mystery Man: NO!!! RUTHANN HUNTER GETS HER FOOT ON THE ROPE! Kross was a blink of an eye away from becoming the new EWC Television Champion!
FBI: I swear, if this ref doesn’t learn how to count, I will get in there and do it myself. Make sure Kross doesn’t get cheated again.
Kross is noticeably angered as he gets to his feet. He kicks the bottom rope out of frustration before turning his attention back to Ruthann. Kross goes back to the ankle from earlier and begins stomping on it repeatedly. He takes a momentary break, only to move up and stomp down on the surgically repaired knee of Ruthann. He grabs the Ankle while facing away from Ruthann, attempting another Ankle Lock, but Ruthann immediately throws her leg upward, connecting with a Low Blow, this stuns Kross, Ruthann winces as she gets to her feet, takes a few steps, and drives Kross to the mat with a Bulldog. Ruthann, still a little dazed from the recent offensive by Kross, She makes her way over to the corner, climbing to the top turnbuckle. Ruthann turns, but as she does, Kross looks up to see her and quickly rolls out of the ring. Impressed with himself for his quick thinking he is not paying to Ruthann as she adjusts her angle leaps, and connects with a Corkscrew Shooting Moonsault!
THIS IS AWESOME!!!
THIS IS AWESOME!!!
THIS IS AWESOME!!!
Mystery Man: What a show of athleticism and determination by the champion, Ruthann Hunter. Kross really had her on the ropes. If he can capitalize on this, she may be heading into the King of the Mountain Main Event, still EWC Television Champion.Ruthann is the first to get to feet after awhile, while Kross begins to stir. Ruthann grabs Kross, drags him to his feet, drives her knee in the ribs of Kross, then immediately takes him down with a Snap Suplex. Kross grabs at his back, Ruthann takes her time getting to her feet, she heads back to Kross, and begins to repeat the process. But Kross blocks the second attempt, by hooking his foot around her leg. Kross goes for a Suplex, but Ruthann blocks it, then connects with a few hard shots to the ribs of Kross. Kross backs up, Ruthann steps into Kross, grabs his arm, yanks him forward, and takes him down hard with a Lariat.
Ruthann looks down at Kross, then over to the ring. She sees Kross still trying to get to his feet then turns and takes a few strides toward the ring, she stops at the apron, gets on a knee, lifts the Stranglemania drape, and grabs something she made sure would be there, the metal baseball bat with her name on it. She turns, and takes a few steps toward Kross, she drives the handle of the bat into the ribs of Kross, then again, and again. Ruthann pauses, gets to her feet, and heads to the legs of Kross.
With the metal bat, she locks in a Single Legged Boston Crab, Kross bangs his fists on the ground as reaction to the excruciating pain. The ref even comes to the outside, pleading with Ruthann to take it to the ring. Ruthann finally releases the hold, and Kross grabs at his knee, while again, banging his fist on the ground. Ruthann takes a knee, to recharge the battery before returning her attention to Kross. She gets to Kross, just as Kross is pulling himself up with help from the barricade. As Kross turns away from the crowd, Ruthann attempts to drive the Ruthless Aggression Bat into the chest of Kross, but Kross catches it. They get in a power struggle for a few seconds, until Kross pushes forward with all his might, then lets go as Ruthann is backed up a step. Kross drops to grab his knee, and at the perfect time because Ruthann had just swing for the fences, and it would have been ballgame if she connected with that impact on his ribs.
Ruthann’s momentum carries her past Kross into the barricade. When she turns back to Kross, she is greeted by a Pele Kick, knocking her back into the barricade, which she then falls over. Kross attempts to climb up by the barricade, his typically agility hindered by the earlier submission and the pain of his broken ribs. He does manage to get to on the barricade. He almost falls as he tries to steady himself, turning away from Ruthann and facing the ring, but he leaps, and connects with a Moonsault off the barricade.
THIS IS AWESOME!
THIS IS AWESOME
THIS IS AWESOME!
Hanks: Another amazing display of athleticism from Kendrick Kross.FBI: This is it, the end of Ruthless Aggression.
Kross gets to his feet, leaning against the barricade. He catches his breath as Ruthann begins to stir. When she gets to her hands and knees, Kross charges forward and drives Ruthann’s head into the unprotected flooring with a Curb Stomp.
Mystery Man: Oh My God! Kross just connected with a Curb Stomp to Ruthann Hunter on the hard concrete. The Television Champion is busted open.
FBI: Drinks on me everyone. This calls for a celebration.
Kross grabs Ruthann by the hair aggresively, dragging her to her feet, then pushing her over the barricade. Blood drips down as Kross grabs Ruthann, drags her to her feet, bringing her over, and rolling her into the ring. He goes for the cover… the ref counts…
ONE
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TWO
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THREE!
Mystery Man: NO! She Got her Shoulder UP! Ruthann managed to get her shoulder up with one millisecond to spare.
FBI: NO!!!!! DAMNIT REF. I warned YOU!
Kross sits up, shocked he did not pick up the win there. He thinks about it, then goes for another pin, this time hooking the legs….
ONE
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TWO
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THR...Ruthann kicks out again.
Kross storms to his feet, and up in the ref’s face. When he finishes berating the ref, he makes his way over to the corner. He begins climbing to the top turnbuckle, still a bit slower due to the attack from Ruthann. As he turns to get set, he realizes Ruthann Hunter got her second wind. She is standing right there. She connects with a few hard rights as she climbs up to Kross. She connects with a few more as she gets to him. Ruthann goes for the Ruth Awaken, but Kross grabs the top rope with each hand, halting his momentum, subsequently causing Ruthann to crash hard down on the mat. Kross sets up, he leaps, and connects with a Phoenix Splash.
Mystery Man: The Kross Up! What a Move! Kross with a gravity defying move there.
Kross makes the cover, he hooks the legs...the ref counts…
ONE
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TWO
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THREE!
DING DING DING
Dobrev: HERE IS YOUR WINNER...and the NEW EWC TELEVISION CHAMPION...KENNNNNDRICKKKKKK KRRRRROSSSSSS!
FBI: Now is a good time as any to light this Cuban! It’s a Celebration!
Hanks: Kendrick Kross can now add his name to the list of EWC Champions. It is a proud moment for him. Ruthann cannot be happy. She put on a top notch performance, but it was just not enough. Huge Win for Kross. The EWC now welcomes a new champion to the fold.
The ref hands Kross the Television Title, raising his arm in victory. Kross pulls his arm away and clutches the newly won gold hardware to his chest. He yells out to the fans...Told You. I Told You, before dropping to the mat and rolling out of the ring. He clutches the Television Title tight as he makes his way up the ramp.
Mystery Man: Ruthless Aggression failed one half of her goal here tonight. Now to see if she can walk away with a different title at the end of the night, the EWC Undisputed Title. But before that we have much more great action to go.
Hanks: You are not kidding Mystery Man. I am especially excited to see this next match. AJ Johnson verus Griffin Hawkins in a Street Fight. This is a match you definitely do not want to miss a second of the action.
STREET FIGHT
WINNER GETS A INTERNATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP SHOT
Griffin Hawkins
Vs AJ Johnson
WINNER GETS A INTERNATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP SHOT
Griffin Hawkins
Vs AJ Johnson
Mystery Man: Blood feud is right, Colin, for even though the winner of this next match gets a shot at Captain Darkwater’s International championship, both competitors have made it abundantly clear they’re in this fight for one reason and one reason only: to utterly destroy one another, and end careers.
FBI: That’s two reasons, genius.
Hanks: Two reasons or one, both superstars are coming at this match from two very different ways. For the Rock Warrior, it’s all about teaching respect, getting justice and proving to his opponent and the EWC Universe that he’s exactly where he’s meant to be. For AJ Johnson, it’s simply about destroying what he sees as a relic of the company’s past, putting old man Hawkins out to retirement… or the ICU.
FBI: This year’s Stranglemania is all about the new era, so I’m all behind AJ finally taking out the trash!
Nina Dobrev: The following contest is scheduled for one fall --
Audience: ONE FALL!!
Nina Dobrev: -- and is a no-holds-barred Street Fight for a shot at the International Championship! Introducing first...
The lights in the arena go out as a rhythmic strumming of a guitar begins to build, slow and soft at first then growing to rapid shredding as the fans’ excitement builds with it. As the tune hits its epic crescendo reaches its peak, deep-red pyros go off with a ear-ringing boom, the smoky lights lingering like flares to reveal…
Nina Dobrev: From Windsor Ontario, Canada… weighing in at 227lbs… The Rock Warrior, GRIFFIN HAWKINS!!
Hawkins is looking more like the Road Warrior tonight, the spotlight that opens on him revealing the red pyro to be coming from the head of the Gibson guitar in his hands, edges studded with viscous looking steel spikes. The flickering crimson light is illuminating his face, jaw jutted in grim determination, eyes set with a cold hardness from behind dark streaks of face-paint. The usual black leather jacket is now joined by thick brown leather straps that are carrying various weapons, most noticeable being the second guitar strapped to his back, this one wrapped every inch in gleaming barbed wire. Finishing the riff on the guitar in his hands, Griff then swings it up into his own face, breaking the instrument in two, both halves hanging by the strings, the Rock Warrior seemingly unhurt by the blow, and - if anything - all the more fired-up and raring to go!
Hanks: Holy shit, Hawkins not waiting for the bell to start to show these fans that there’s no blow he can’t take!
FBI: Stupid showboating, if you ask me - that’s one less weapon he has going into this fight, and he’s just softening himself up for AJ!
As “Made in Hell” by Rob Halford finally kicks in, Hawkins tosses the broken remnants of his guitar aside and sets down the ramp at a determined pace, hardly slowing for fans to tag him in passing, let along slap hands with them like he usually does. The fans seems to get it though, as cheers for him continue to grow with chants of “Griff’s Gonna Kill You” begin to do the rounds.
Mystery Man: Hawkins is all business, deadly and determined not to lose focus in this all-important match.
Unhooking the barbed-wire entangled guitar from his back, Griff sets it aside in the corner of the ring before climbing the ropes to throw the horns to another wave of feverish cheers. He then hops down and faces the entrance ramp, eagerly beckoning and shouting for AJ to come out.
Instead we see a scrawny, tattooed young man walk on-stage, microphone in hand and electric guitar slung over his shoulder.
FBI: Who the hell is this punk? That ain’t AJ!
Mystery Man: You kidding me, that’s MGK - Machine Gun Kelly!
Sure enough, the man introduces himself and his band as the lights rise on them, and together they kick into a live performance of “At My Best”.
As the music builds to the female chorus, white-gold pyros go off center-stage and AJ Johnson appears, accompanied by his brother Jacoby, who seems to be acting as AJ’s caddy of sorts, stumbling under the weight of several duffle bags hanging from his shoulders and arms, the handles of bats, wooden planks and other objects poking through the openings. AJ hovers by the band, nodding his head and rapping along with Kelly’s second verse, then snatches the microphone from the startled artist as the chorus kicks in again, shouting over it.
AJ Johnson: And his opponent, from Atlanta Georgia, weighing in at 225lbs and accompanied by his brother Jacoby Douglas… he is the best damn professional wrestler on the roster and about to make this fucking fossil a bloody smear on that mat… he is AJ JOHNSON!!
He then hands it back to MGK, who accepts it and stumbles awkwardly into the third and final verse as AJ swaggers down the ramp, pointing at Griffin and laughing confidently, gesturing back at his loaded-mule of a brother and shouting “All for you, bitch - not gonna stop til I run outta weapons!”
FBI: Hell yeah! AJ’s packed and prepared for war, baby!
Hanks: I don’t think Johnson sees this as war, but a slaughter, a termination of Griffin’s career and physical health.
Mystery Man: What’s worse, he’s got his loathsome brother out here loaded with all manner of deadly weaponry - and there’s no rules in a Street Fight, so the referee can’t stop him handing AJ anything he wants, or to even stop Jacoby getting directly involved, effectively making this a handicap match! Hawkins potential work just doubled….
Griffin is unmoved by these threats, if anything responding with even more eager gestures for AJ to get into the ring and get this thing started! Smirking, AJ starts to climb the ring-steps and hesitates, looking back to Jacoby. He extends a hand, gesturing for a weapon, his brother dropping one of the bags to the floor with a thud as he opens it and starts rummaging inside. He pulls out an old-fashion black police baton and offers it up to his brother, who gives him an impatient glare and claps his hands to hurry Jacoby as he pores through the bag once more… and produces another baton! He passes both to AJ, who holds them by the smaller handles jutting out from their sides and gives them an experimental twirl before shrugging, seemingly satisfied. He gives Jacoby a look and makes a circling gesture with one of the batons, then steps into the ring, eyeing Hawkings with a predatory intensity.
FBI: AJ Johnson about to put some killer kung-fu hurt on the rocker punk --
Hanks: It’s punk rocker…
FBI: I had it right the first time.
Mystery Man: Hawkins doesn’t look the slightest bit threatened as he stares down AJ, utterly unarmed - he’s even goading AJ to strike first, and the bell hasn’t even rung!
The referee is standing between the two men, looking as out of place as he must feel as he makes sure both are ready before signalling for the bell…!
DING DING DING
Hanks: And with the bell rung, referee John Dean’s job is pretty much done until either wrestler attempts a pin or submission - remember, folks, there are no disqualifications or count-outs! Everything goes, and these two will most certainly go all-out!
The two men square off, inching closer and closer as the fans reach fever-pitch, baying for blood. AJ is shouting his usual trash talk, waving the batons and always coming within a hair’s-breadth of striking Hawkins, who doesn’t flinch once, returning the heated words with some of his own, openly daring AJ to land the first strike, see what happens. All the while, Jacoby is skirting around the ring, dipping under the apron and pulling out everything he can find: chairs, tables, ladders, fire extinguishers, sledgehammers, cables, and much more!
Mystery Man: What isn’t down there?
Jacoby sets a folder ladder against a barricade, then grabs a steel chair and throws it into the ring, the side striking Hawkins in the small of his back and sending him stumbling under the unexpected impact. AJ, ever the opportunist, lashes down at Hawkins with both batons, striking him in the forearm and ribs to “Ooohs” from the crowd. As Griffin carries on stumbling forward on his momentum, AJ follows up with strikes to the man’s back and the inside of his knee, bringing the Rock Warrior down to one knee!
Hanks: AJ making full use of Hawkins’ surprise, wielding those batons like a martial artist! You gotta think this isn’t how Griff saw the match starting…
FBI: Idiot deserved it! All this talk about being the seasoned Street Fighter, ready for anything, and he gets caught off-guard in the opening minutes? Hah!
Griffin is still on one knee, teeth grit more in frustration than pain as he flexes the feeling back into his arm. Then he begins to chuckle to himself as he pulls himself back to his feel, sweeping the hair from his face as he points to AJ with a good-natured look that says “You got me”... and then beckons for more!
Mystery Man: Hawkins bouncing back, and asking Johnson if that’s really all he has!
FBI: I hope AJ’s next blow knocks his damn teeth out - the idiot still isn’t grabbing a weapon!
AJ narrows his eyes, seemingly having expected the older man to show more pain and fear from his opening attack, but Hawkins just laughs in his face! Seeing red, Johnson raises the batons and rains down blow after blow upon Griffin’s head and torso, Griff blocking as best he can with his forearms until he sees a moment and seizes it - snatching the batons from AJ’s hands! Shaking the pain and grogginess from his head, Griffin advances on AJ, batons raised, and Johnson dashes across the ring, ducking out under the bottom rope to where Jacoby is waiting with an open duffle bag. Hawkins is pacing the ring, swinging the batons lazily, as AJ rummages through the bag.
Mystery Man: Griffin Hawkins took a savage series of blows before managing to wrest the batons from AJ, who was quick to retreat before his weapons could be used against him.
FBI: Griffin stole AJ’s weapons, and is too much of a coward to go after him! If he’s planning to just steal everything AJ uses on him, he’s going to find himself laid out on a stretcher in next to no time.
Hanks: Scared nothing - Griffin is biding his time, picking the right moment. He’s the veteran here, he knows better than to run head-first into a 2-on-1 situation, especially where weapons are allowed.
AJ cries out with joy as he finds what he’s looking for and draws out a lead pipe! He and Jacoby share a sick laugh as AJ kisses the pipe lovingly and points it back towards Griffin. He taps it against the side of his head, shouting “I’m gonna break your fucking skull!” Griffin looks him dead in the eye… and tosses the batons over his shoulder, out of the ring! He backs away from AJ, giving him the “come at me” gesture as AJ pulls himself back up onto the ring-apron, hesitantly climbing back through the ropes. He edges closer to Griffin, who keeps goading him to bring it, then looks over his shoulder to Jacoby - and that’s all the opening Griffin needs as he charges forward!
AJ barely notices in time to react, swinging for the fences, but Griffin is already leaping up, taking the blow that was meant for his head in the ribs as he hits Johnson with a Lou Thesz Press, taking both men to the mat as Griffin begins to unleash a barrage of closed-fists on his opponent. The impact of the landing knocks the lead pipe from AJ’s hand, sending it rolling across the ring, and after several more punches to his head Griffin clambers off AJ and darts over to retrieve it. Snatching it up, he launches himself back at AJ, bringing the pipe down hard… but AJ rolls out of the ring, the pipe smacking into the mat!
FBI: Damn Hawkins stole from AJ again!
Mystery Man: Hawkins’ patience and mind games finally paid off, and he managed to get the drop on a flustered AJ Johnson, taking him down with a Lou Thesz Press and delivering a rain of usually-illegal closed-fist punches, but all legal in this Street Fight!
Hanks: Jacoby is holding up AJ, who looks confused and frustrated - obviously he wasn’t expecting this kind of fight out of an “old fossil”!
Unlike last time, Hawkins isn’t going to wait around in the ring this time, instead rolling out after AJ, lead pipe clenched tightly as he approaches the Johnson brothers. Jacoby shakes the cobwebs from AJ, yelling for him to act, and AJ does… by pulling his brother in between Hawkins and himself just as Hawkins swings with the lead pipe! Griffin manages to pull the blow at the last second, Jacoby flinching back as AJ scrabbles for safety. Shouting at Jacoby to stay out his way, Griff manhandles the smaller man out of the way… and is blindside by AJ, who took the moment of jostling to grab a steel chair, swinging it the moment Jacoby is pushed aside. The chair makes a sickening impact off the side of Hawkins’ skull, denting the steel seat-plate and dropping the Rock Warrior instantly.
FBI: Hah! Try stealing that!
Hanks: Holy... what an impact with that steel chair from AJ Johnson!
Mystery Man: Johnson making full use of his younger brother’s presence to not only stop Griffin’s offensive, but stop the man himself with a steel chair.
Dazed, Griffin struggles to his hands and knees only to be struck hard across the back with the steel chair, falling flat as AJ yells at him to stay down. But there’s still plenty of fight left in Griffin as he forces himself back up, only to be levelled a third time with a sickening smack from the chair, which is beginning to be bent out of shape. Tossing the mangled chair aside, AJ picks up the lead pipe and mounts Griffin’s back, bringing the pipe across the man’s throat as he yanks back, choking Griff as his back is bent backwards, legs flailing and hands clawing at his neck and the hands of Johnson.
Mystery Man: After a series of merciless chair strikes, Johnson finally utilises his infamous lead pipe, using it to choke out Griffin Hawkins as he pulls back on the man’s neck and back.
FBI: Hell yeah! How do you like it when people take your toys, Griff?
Hanks: The pipe belonged to Johnson to begin with…
FBI: You know what I meant… kick his ass, AJ!
Griffin’s face is going a dangerous beet-red, eyes bugging and rolling wildly as the camera’s microphones can just about make out his weak spluttering as AJ doesn’t let up, his knuckles white as he pulls back on the pipe with all his might. Just when it looks like Griffin is about to pass out, AJ releases the hold in favour of grabbing a handful of his opponent’s long hair, holding up his bare-conscious head as Griffin struggles down deep breaths. “It would be too easy!” he spits, releasing the hair and thrusting Griffin’s head back down hard against the arena floor.
He climbs off Griffin and motions for Jacoby to help him as he moves over to a table. Jacoby, at first wary after his recent brush with Hawkins, soon scrabbles over to assist his brother, giving Griff a swift kick in the ribs as he passes, and together they set up a table on the outside.
Mystery Man: AJ Johnson could’ve won this by choking out Hawkins, but instead decides to set up a table, intent on inflicting more punishment.
Hanks: He claimed it would’ve been too easy, too quick, but you have to wonder how many of Hawkins’ past opponents made the same mistake not to try and put him away early. Street Fights are the Rock Warrior’s battlefield - the longer he stays in one, the more the fight favours him.
FBI: Are you two bozos seeing the same fight I am? Griffin is done, there’s no fight left in him, and AJ’s just going to make an example of him now!
With the table set up, AJ shoos Jacoby away as he returns to Griffin’s slumped form, once again grabbing the man by his hair and this time using it to help pull the man back to his feet. He takes a moment to slap Griffin in the face, laughing at the groggy man, before hooking his head underarm as he edges closer to the table. He goes to lift Griffin into a Brainbuster Suplex, but Griffin manages to hook the leg, blocking it. AJ tries again, is similarly blocked and gets frustrated, kicking out at the hooked leg… when Griffin uses the off-balance moment to spin the two around and hits an Exploder Suplex of his own through the table!
HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT
Hanks: Holy shit is right…!
Mystery Man: I don’t know if Hawkins was playing possum all this time, or he was reacting on gut instinct, but he managed to reverse AJ’s Brainbuster with an Exploder Suplex of his own through a table! Both men are strewn across the wreckage, neither one moving…!
FBI: Come on AJ, get up!!
For a while neither man stirs, Griffin having hit the table with the back of his head and shoulders on top of still being half-conscious from AJ’s earlier strangulation. Jacoby is freaking out nearby, and eventually comes over to pull AJ from the wreckage. This seems to stir both men, as Griffin also rolls off the shattered table and uses the ring-apron to pull himself back to his knees. He looks back at AJ, who’s having a harder time collecting himself, then Griff’s gaze falls upon his barbed-wire guitar, a dark smile falling over his face. Rising to his feet, he stumbles forward and goes to grab the guitar, but is beaten to it by Jacoby who snatches it away and retreats around the corner of the ring to stay out of Griffin’s reach, shaking his head profusely. Griffin takes a step to chase after him before pausing, turning his head to give a knowing smirk at AJ.
Mystery Man: Jacoby Douglas thinking quickly to keep the barbed-wire guitar from Hawkins, but in doing so he’s left AJ’s side, and it looks like Hawkins has realised this. Griffin sizing AJ up…
Griffin stands some distance behind AJ, who’s groggily pulling himself up with the support of the barricade, Jacoby shouting wildly for his brother to turn around. AJ eventually does so sluggishly, as Griffin charges at him, mounting the barricade in an almost parkour-fashion as he grabs AJ’s head and brings him spinning back down to the floor with a powerful Tornado DDT that sends AJ’s head bouncing off the hard concrete, his entire body flipping and coming to rest at the foot of the ring steps. Griffin rolls to his knees, the crowds cheers suddenly falling to boos as Jacoby blindsides him with the barbed-wire wrapped guitar, flooring Hawkins as the Jukebox Hero clutches the back of his head with a pained roar.
Mystery Man: Griffin Hawkins with an incredible Tornado DDT off the barricades, but before he can capitalise the numbers game comes into play as Jacoby Douglas strikes from behind with the barbed-wire guitar. Again, both men are down…
Hanks: Much as I wish the referee could eject Jacoby, there’s really nothing he can do in this situation.
FBI: Hah! See how you like having your weapons used against you, Griff!
The referee is leaning over the ropes, trying to snatch the guitar from Jacoby who’s pulling back and threatening to take a swing at him. All the while, Griffin is struggling to his feet, the palms of his hands a deep red coming away from the back of his head. Wiping them down his face to leave a crimson mask of rage he grabs Jacoby by the shoulder, spinning him around. Jacoby cries out in alarm, raising the guitar to defend himself when Griffin grabs it, sticking his hand through the barbed-wire to grasp it by the neck and wrench it from the younger Johnson’s hands! He raises it above his head with a devilish gleam in his eye but Jacoby once again bolts away around the far corner of the ring. Smirking, Griff lowers the guitar and turns his focus back on AJ - who superkicks the guitar, with all its barbed-wire, directly into his face!
Hanks: JEEZ - what sickening impact!
FBI: If Griffin’s face wasn’t cut open before, it sure as hell is now! What a shot from AJ!
Griffin goes down hard, body slumping up against the ring-apron, blood-soaked hair matting to his face as his head falls against his chest. AJ sways and laughs, slapping himself in the face several times to shake the cobwebs loose and fire himself back up. He calls Jacoby back over, motioning for the bag, and pulls out a steel baking tray. He hands it to Jacoby, ordering him to hold it against Griffin’s face, and his brother complies, pinning Hawkins’ head against the apron as AJ takes a step back… and delivers another swift superkick against the tray with a nauseating crunch of steel and flesh, Griffin’s body going rigid before slumping to the floor in a bloody heap.
Mystery Man: Not satisfied with just one superkick to his opponent, AJ utilises his brother and a steel tray to deliver a second to the now devastated Griffin Hawkins.
FBI: That tray looks like one of those push-pin boxes - you can see Hawkins’ stupid face in it!
Hanks: My god… I knew we weren’t going to see a wrestling match from these two… I know they wanted to punish each other… but this is sick!
Sharing a laugh, AJ retrieves Griffin’s guitar from the Rock Warrior’s cut-up hands as Jacoby once again holds him up against the apron by his blood-slicked hair. AJ pretends to play a sweet solo on the guitar before raking it across Griffin’s face! Hawkins flails and roars in pain as both Johnsons laugh again. Casually tossing the guitar aside, AJ joins his brother as together they lift Griffin to his feet and roll him back into the ring.
Hanks: AJ looking to end this, finally!
FBI: Heh, don’t be so sure of that, kid! I don’t think AJ’s done here by a longshot!
AJ gestures for Jacoby to follow him into the ring, and once inside they begin to manhandle the dead-weight of Hawkins as they prop him up against the ropes then proceed to tie him up in the top and middle ropes! Head still hanging low, hair falling over his blood-washed face, it’s difficult to discern if Hawkin’s is even still conscious, let alone aware of the dire situation he now finds himself in as the Johnsons return their attention back to the sports bags at their feet. AJ delves into the longer of the two bags and pulls out a metal medical crutch, cackling like the Devil as he turns back to the captive and helpless Hawkins. Stepping up, he lines up a blow to Grifin’s head like he’s preparing to swing a golf club, rears back… and brings the crutch hammering down on Griff’s left knee!
There’s a dreadful crunch, and the metal bends in two as Hawkins snaps awake, howling in agony as he thrashes futilly against his bonds, feet scrabbling to gain purchase as his left leg gives out time after time. Laughing, AJ brings the end of the crutch up under Griffin’s chin, lifting it and forcing the man to look up at him as he gloats and jeers. Then he releases the hook and brings the crutch down hard on Griffin’s right knee!
Mystery Man: AJ Johnson has Griffin Hawkins tied-up in the ropes and completely at his mercy as he delivers swift and sickening blows to the helpless man’s knees with that metal crutch. Again, audience, this is all completely legal - the referee can’t do a thing about it.
FBI: Why would anyone want to stop this? I’d call AJ a legend-killer, but this is Hawkins we’re talking about, so it’s more history-footnote-erasing! Johnson’s doing the EWC a favour by wiping him out!
Hanks: I can’t believe you’re being so calm and happy as we’re watching these two men destroy one another…!
FBI: Hey, if you can’t stand the violence, get out the kitchen kid.
The referee is trying to step in, to appeal to AJ’s sense of honour and sportsmanship, but Johnson just laughs and casually throws Dean across the ring to thunderous boos from the capacity crowds as he throws the broken crutch at him. Jacoby retrieves a folded steel chair from where he’d thrown it into the ring earlier and hands it to his brother, who grips it by the legs and goes to swing it at Griffin only to freeze inches from the man’s slumped head. Laughing at the tense fans, AJ shakes his head and mouths “Too easy” and once again hands it back to Jacoby, ordering him to hold it up to Griffin’s face, Jacoby eagerly complying.
Hanks: Oh God, what’s the sick man got planned now…?
Making a picture-frame with his thumbs and forefingers, AJ lines up the perfect shot then launches himself against the opposite-end ropes, propelling himself forward and leaping, throwing his full weight and momentum into a bone-crunching running dropkick that not only connects, but sends Griffin flipping up and backwards over the ropes, and sending him crashing face-first onto the steel ladder Jacoby had propped against the barricades earlier in the match!
THIS IS AWESOME!!
THIS IS AWESOME!!
FBI: That’s one way of getting untied from the ropes!
Hanks: I… I can’t believe what we just witnessed!
Mystery Man: A truly punishing and unfortunate combination of moves sees Griffin Hawkins sent flying to the outside and onto a propped-up ladder. You couldn’t possibly think this was AJ’s intention with that devastating dropkick through a steel chair, but you can bet he’s not complaining about the end result!
AJ and Jacoby are leaning over the ropes, pointing and laughing as the battered and broken body of Griffin Hawkins grinds down the slanted ladder to come to an awkward heap at the floor. As the crowd’s boos rise, AJ retrieves the barbed-wire guitar and pretends to play it, really rocking out as Jacoby pantomime-creeps up behind him with the steel chair, swinging slowly and tapping him upside the head. Johnson pitches himself forward, front-flipping onto his back and clutching his head as his brother snickers like Muttley.
Hanks: Oh, this is just deplorable showboating! Instead of getting the job done and ending it, the brothers are now mocking the fallen Hawkins!
FBI: This is entertainment at it’s finest, Colin! Buck up… wait, what’s that?
As Jacoby is laughing over AJ’s ‘injured’ body we see the impossible… rising up from under the apron, face a crimson mask of baleful wrath and murderous intent, is Griffin Hawkins! Both Johnson brothers are oblivious in their self-indulgent pantomime until Hawkins lashes out, snaring Jacoby by his ankles and pulls him with a bellowing roar. Jacoby screams out as he’s sent sprawling to his stomach, chair sent skittering across the mat as he hammers and claws at the mat, Griffin pulling him out of the ring with slow, grim determination. AJ takes a moment to realise his brother’s cries are not part of the act, rolling and scrambling to his hands and knees as he dives to grab Jacoby’s hands, their fingers brushing before the younger brother is dragged clean out the ring… AJ is about to follow to come to his aid when Griffin introduces him to the business end of a fire extinguisher, a thick white cloud of foam sending him stumbling and scrabbling back, hands pawing at his blinded eyes!
Mystery Man: Like a demon from a crack in the Earth, Griffin Hawkins rose up and laid claim to Jacoby Douglas, blinding AJ with a blast from that fire extinguisher! And it looks like the Rock Warrior isn’t finished yet!
FBI: Where’s that bastard taking poor, innocent Jacoby?
Hanks: Innocent? Have you been watching the same fight?
Grabbing Jacoby by the hair, Griffin tosses him over the barricade into the crowd and vaults over after him, the audience parting to let him forcibly lead AJ’s younger brother away from the ring.
Hanks: Griffin showing smarts here, taking Jacoby as far from his brother, from the match, as he can… but how does he intend to keep him there?
Hawkins leads his captive by the hair through the crowds by the hair, quelling any hint of resistance with a swift number of Muay Thai elbows to Jacoby’s skull, or bouncing it off a nearby railing to the cheers of the fans. Then they get to the doors leading out to concessions and disappear from view.
Back in the ring, AJ finally has the foam out of his sore, red eyes and is blinking around the ring, stumbling from corner to corner for any sign of his brother or opponent, calling out Jacoby’s name, utterly confused and frustration building.
FBI: AJ! AJ! Hawkins took your brother that-a way!
Hanks: I don’t think he can hear you…
Practically tearing his hair out, AJ is pacing the ring angrily, yelling for Jacoby and cursing his opponent’s name six ways to Sunday when the crowds cheering rises to a frenzy, soon followed by…
: AJ JOHNSON!!
AJ’s head snaps up at the sound of his name, looking around wildly until a spotlight helps guide his gaze up to the arena’s Upper Circle, where Griffin Hawkins stands on a sound table set up against the balcony, a groggy and helpless Jacoby in one hand, microphone in the other.
Griffin Hawkins: AJ, are you watching? Are you watching closely? You brought your brother into this, AJ - what happens next is on you.
He tosses the microphone aside as AJ scrambles to the edge of the ring, bellowing for him to stop but ultimately helpless to get all the way up to the Upper Circle in time to stop whatever was coming next.
Hanks: Griffin can’t really be about to do what I think, is he…?
FBI: He’s gonna kill poor Jacoby - screw the Street Fight, someone stop this psycho, where’s security, where’s the cops?!
Hawkins yanks Jacoby’s hair, causing the woozy man to look up with glazed eyes as Griffin flips both him and AJ the bird, then hits Jacoby with the Number One Stunner, Jacoby’s knees bouncing off the table…. And sending him tumbling over the balcony a dozen feet or so onto a snacks cart, popcorn and floss flying everywhere as its wheels snapped off from the devastating impact, Jacoby’s broken body sprawled over its crumpled roof!
HOLY SHIT!!
HOLY SHIT!!
HOLY SHIT!!
Mystery Man: This is getting out of hand! Griffin dragged AJ’s brother up onto the Upper Circle balcony and stunned him twelve or fifteen feet to a cart below! That thing is solid steel, folks, popcorn or not there was no cushioning that fall!
FBI: What a callous and cowardly attack from that scumbag Hawkins! He could have killed Jacoby - an innocent bystander in this blood feud!
Hanks: I cannot believe what just happened! Jacoby Douglas is not a trained wrestler, folks, and even if he was no one is trained how to take a massive fall like that! What ruthless violence from the Rock Warrior to get the meddling younger brother out of the picture - Jacoby will be lucky if he can walk again, fucking hell!
AJ is beside himself, crying out for his brother and wringing his hands through his hair as backstage staff, arena security and EMTs rush to the carnage as, far above, Griffin Hawkins is lying flat on the table, almost lounging, as he looks down at the scene with a satisfied smile. He gives the unconscious form of Jacoby a playful wave and pushes himself back to his feet, climbing off the table and picking the microphone up again.
Griffin Hawkins: I wouldn’t worry about Jacoby too much, AJ…. you’ll be joining him soon enough. Wait right there, I’m coming for you bitch.
Jacoby is in a precarious position, his body strewn across the dented roof of the snacks cart like a puppet with its strings broken, EMTs struggling to reach him to assess him, much less bring him down. The crowds’ cheers intensify again as Griffin throws the microphone aside and disappears from view, leaving AJ torn between sticking in the ring with all the weapons to prepare for his return, or go and check on his brother. In the end he seems to settle for a mix of the two, snatching up the barbed-wire guitar again and climbing out the ring and over the barricade, barging his way through the crowds to get to his brother.
He gets to the scene of carnage and is being held back by security who are imploring him to let the medics do their job. He takes a swing at them and they take a step back, allowing him to barge past. Reaching up, he tugs at Jacoby’s arm against the medics advice, but his brother doesn’t so much as stir. AJ rounds on the EMTs, roaring at them to get him down… and catches their wide eyed stare, turning slowly on his heel to come face-to-face with Griffin Hawkins! AJ raises the guitar, but Hawkins delivers a swift gut-kick before he can swing it, doubling Johnson over so Griff can tuck his head and slamming it to the bare concrete with a sickening crunch with a snap DDT.
FBI: Another cowardly attack from Griffin Hawkins!
Hanks: Cowardly nothing, he told AJ to stay in the ring!
The barbed-wire guitar is finally in the hands of its true owner, Griffin Hawkins holding it aloft to raucous cheers from the crowd. Wiping the blood from his eyes and brow, he stoops down and grabs AJ by his golden locks, pulling his head up from where it had been pressed against the cold, hard concrete. Johnson’s already been cut open slightly across the brow from the sickening impact, a cut Griffin focuses on as he rakes the base of the guitar across the man’s face, one foot planted firmly against Johnson’s back to stop him escaping as the barbs cut into AJ’s flesh and tear it to bloody shreds as AJ screams. He’s tapping on the floor, but it’s no good.
FBI: AJ taps, someone stop the match!
Hanks: No gonna happen - this is a Street Fight, not a Falls Count Anywhere Match! Griffin has to pin or submit AJ inside the ring, and I think it’s obvious by now that he’s fully aware of this and is just decimating his opponent relentlessly out there!
Mystery Man: Griffin Hawkins follows up a swift DDT to the concrete with a rake across the face with his signature barbed-wire guitar! And all the way out in the audience, the referee cannot accept AJ’s tapping as a legal submission… this match continues, God help us all.
Hawkins finally relents, strips of AJ’s flesh tearing off in the barbs as the guitar is pulled away, blood pouring torrentially from many an open wound - if Hawkins’ face was a crimson-mask, Johnson’s was a mask from the Hellraiser movies, and just as sickening. Griffin is about to swing the guitar down on AJ’s skull when a thought occurs to him and he gets up, giving AJ a halfhearted punt in the ribs before making his way back through the crowds and over the barricade. He skirts the ring-apron, checking under every inch carefully.
Hanks: Whatever could Hawkins be looking for that Jacoby - lord preserve him - hasn’t already laid out around the ring? There’s everything but the kitchen sink out there!
FBI: ...Actually, I think I see a sink over there.
Colin Hanks’ question is soon answer as Hawkins stands back up, barbed and bloody guitar in one hand, a large, bulbous glass goblet gripped in the other.
FBI: Is he really going to have a drink, now of all times?
Hanks: Don’t you pay attention to the match notes? That’s the glass Griffin promised he was going to bring to the ring and fill with AJ Johnson’s blood… I thought it was just figurative, but there it is!
Sure enough, Griffin, holds the glass under the guitar, catching the steady shower of freshly spilt blood falling from the barbed-wire with a wicked smile, collecting a dark crimson pool at the bottom in next to no time. He carries the glass over to the commentary table and holds it out for FBI to take. FBI resolutely shakes his head.
FBI: Hell no, I’m not gonna be part of your sick games!
Griffin rears back with the barbed guitar and FBI quickly takes the goblet from him, holding it at arms-reach.
FBI: Okay, okay! Jeez…
Hanks: I wouldn’t drop that if I were you, looks like Griffin’s not done filling it just yet…
Hawkins turns his attention to the ring steps, cocking his head to the side curiously, dangerous mind working feverishly. He grabs the top half and throws it into the ring, the heavy black steel thudding to the mat loudly. He picks up the bottom half and slides it in as well before heading back towards the barricade and his opponent.
He vaults over the barricade and works his way through the crowd to find AJ already crawling towards him, blood still pouring heavily from his face. Laughing, Griffin reaches down and grabs a handful of Johnson’s hair, lifting the semi-conscious man to his heavy feet and dragging him back towards the ring. Throwing AJ across the barricades, Griffin climbs over after him, picks him back up and rolls him into the ring.
Hanks: God, someone please tell me Hawkins is looking to end this…
Mystery Man: This bloody battle has been a truly chilling, gruesome carnival of carnage, that’s for sure…. But if Hawkins is looking to put AJ away, I wonder why he brought the steel-stairs into the ring?
FBI: ...You had to ask… ugh, do I have to keep holding this damn glass.
Hanks: I would unless you want to be Hawkins’ third victim tonight.
Hawkins pulls AJ back to his feet, delivers a knee to the gut, doubling his bloody opponent over with a grunt. He then tucks AJ’s head between his legs, wraps his hands around his waist and lifts him up for a powerbomb… on the bottom half of the ring-steps! AJ’s body rebounds off the solid steel with a stomach-churning crunch - but Hawkins isn’t done, as he lifts him up and brings him down swiftly for a second powerbomb, and then a third! Finally releasing his hold, Griffin leaves AJ’s lifeless body sprawled over the steps, head hanging over the edge, glassy eyes staring up at the arena lights.
Mystery Man: Griffin’s triple powerbomb looks to have done it! He has the match won, we’re just a three-count away -- wait, what’s he doing now?
Griffin then stoops down and lifts the upper-half of the steps, turns them on their end and lowers them over AJ’s body, pinning him in the triangular indentation that usually goes flush against the ringpost. AJ isn’t moving, but even if he was it didn’t look like he’d have the energy to move, much less free himself as Griffin takes a step back, grabs his barbed guitar once more, and turns to start climbing the turnbuckle.
FBI: Oh God, no…!
Hanks: Johnson’s head is on the chopping-block, and Hawkins’ is about to bring the barbaric axe down!
Balancing on the top rope, Hawkings lifts the guitar over his head with both hands and leaps, bringing the barbed instrument down on AJ’s head! AJ’s body spasms wildly under the ring-steps, the guitar breaking in two with the impact, one piece falling on either side of Johnson, held together by the barbed-wire that rakes across his face. Hawkins casually tips the steps off Johnson’s body and covers it with a single boot. The referee counts…
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DING DING DING
Nina Dobrev: Here is your winner….. GRIFFIN HAWKINS!!!
Hanks: Thank god that’s finally over!
Mystery Man: Everyone who followed this intense and heated feud knew not to expect a wrestling match, but not even a veteran like myself could possibly have predicted the lengths these men would go to… AJ Johnson had his brother Jacoby on his side, but ultimately Griffin Hawkins fought hard against the odds and put a bloodied and broken AJ away to win their Street Fight and win a chance to face Morgan Darkwater for the International Championship at a later date.
FBI: What a horrendous travesty of justice - and can I please let go of this disgusting glass now?
The referee raises Griffin’s hand in victory as the cheers grow even more wild. He then snatches his hand away and rolls out of the ring to take the glass goblet from FBI, who brushed his hand on Colin Hanks’ suit.
FBI: Ugh… thank god…
Climbing back into the ring, Griffin goes over to AJ’s prone and motionless body and slides the cup under his head so it catches all the blood running down Johnson’s face and hair. The large glass is overflowing in a matter of moments, and Hawkins retrieves it with a smirk… and proceeds to pour it over AJ’s body.
FBI: What a disgusting animal!
Hanks: Griffin Hawkins making his mark, making sure AJ remembers exactly what happened here… and finally, here come the EMTs!
Medical staff scramble into the ring, surrounding AJ as they roll him gingerly off the steel steps to the edge of the ring, where they load him off the apron onto a stretcher as Griffin gets his hand raised again to the thunderous cheers of the fans. Taking a moment to thank them over the mic.
Mystery Man: We’re not even halfway through the match’s on tonight’s stacked card and these two men gave the main event performances of their careers - which, giving AJ Johnson’s current condition, may have well just ended tonight. Next up we have… damn… an Ambulance Match between Neo James Carner and Ace King. Seems we’re destined to see another wrestler being carried out by medical staff… that match is next!
NON TITLE AMBULANCE MATCH
IF NEO WINS HE GETS A UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP SHOT
Neo James Carner
Vs Ace King
IF NEO WINS HE GETS A UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP SHOT
Neo James Carner
Vs Ace King
Colin Hanks: What a StrangleMania it's been so far, gentlemen!
Mystery Man: And there's still more to come!
A shot of the arena shows that an ambulance has been parked next to the stage, the rear of the vehicle facing the ramp for whomever is lucky enough to open it and throw the other inside to win. Adding to the spectacle, even the lights of the ambulance have been turned on as they flash brightly. Near the end of the ramp-way is a pair of stretchers to add to the symbolism of the stipulation.
"Shade Tree Mechanics" by The Bled begins to play and the winding chainsaw reVving strums of a guitar welcome us as Neo James Carner slowly saunters through the curtain to be greeted by a sea of unwelcoming boos. Neo James Carner stands at the top of the stage, his head leaned forward as his body sways to the haunting rhythms of “Shade Tree Mechanics” By The Bled as the song shifts to the opening verse with an explosive roar!
COLLECT YOUR BONES!!!!!
Neo throws up one arm over his head with his index and middle finger shot up in a V formation. Neo cusps his free hand around his wrist and then snaps his hand down as he begins to march towards the ring. The crowd showers him in a cavalcade of jeers that the Malevolent Resident of BRAWL doesn’t pay any mind. Neo stands at the middle of the ramp and glares at an audience member for an abnormally long period of time. Neo waves them off and then struts down to ringside. Circling the squared circle, Neo sprints up the steps and jumps up to the second ropes and stands with one foot perched upon the top turnbuckle. Neo gazes out to crowd and then points a finger at the opposite side of at the ring to the turnbuckles, he slowly raises that hand over his head into a V-Hand sign for the ReVs. A “V” pyro explodes out of the opposite corner as Neo cocks a smirk and hops off the top rope into the ring.
Nina Dobrev: In the the ring weighing in at 260lbs, hailing out of Pechanga Resort Casino in Temecula, California! Representing The ReVenants, NEO! JAMES! CARNER!!!
NJC throws a few fast jabs, bouncing around in the nearest corner while shadowboxing with intensity. Neo slaps each knee and then throws his arms up over his head. The crowd showers Neo's favorite wrestler in boos, Neo being Neo's favorite wrestler.
Carner confidently walks around the ring, jawing with the fans at ringside and throwing up the signature ‘V’, further infuriating the tens of thousands in attendance, though others have turned their attention back to the stage after an extended delay.
Mystery Man: Well, we talked about it earlier, but ever since he left the building, Ace King has been AWOL here for StrangleMania. Now it’s match time, and…
FBI: I told you all, the fucker bailed because he knew he’d get fuckin’ stomped.
Mystery Man: I doubted that before, but now…
Colin Hanks: No way, he’ll be here!
Mystery Man: If he is, he’s really cutting it close.
As the crowd starts murmuring amongst themselves, the feed cuts backstage to the production area; one of the show producers has his hands atop his head, only for the door to their meeting room burst open with President Mac standing in the doorway.
President Mac: Does anybody know where the hell he is?
Show Producer: No idea, haven’t heard a peep.
President Mac: Well, he’s got one minute to show up. If he doesn’t, we’re moving on.
Frantically, the writers come together to start discussions on what to do next; meanwhile, Neo’s watching all this unfold from the ring, barking ‘I KNEW HE’D CHICKEN OUT!’ at the fans sitting ringside, again throwing up the ReVenant ‘V’ sign to another heavy round of boos.
Mystery Man: I… I don’t know that I’ve ever seen anything like this before…
FBI: A match with Neo comes about, and Ace, he fuckin’ chickened out…
Colin Hanks: Can you not?
FBI: Can you not?
Meanwhile, the feed goes backstage once more, where we see President Mac furiously punching numbers into his phone, a frown scrunching up on his face.
President Mac: I can’t get him. I’m gonna try one more thing…
He quickly pulls the phone down, then punches a few more digits into his phone before holding it back up to his ear. One ring… Two rings… Then a sigh of relief crosses the President’s face.
President Mac: Oh, thank God I got you… Any idea where your fiance might be? He’s supposed to be in the ring already.
A garbled response on the other end prompts Mac to sigh and shake his head.
President Mac: OK, well, thanks anyway.
With a frown, Mac hangs up on the call, shoving the phone back in his pocket before turning to the show’s production staff.
President Mac: Well, I guess we have no choice but to-
Out of the corner of his eye, Mac spots something strange on the backstage monitors; he leans in a little closer to make sure he’s not seeing things.
President Mac: What… the…
As the rest of the production staff crowds around the monitors, the feed goes back out to the wide shot, where a flight of F-16 fighter jets fly over Mercedes-Benz Stadium, leaving red, white, and blue vapor trails in the sky. The crowd cheers heavily, while Carner appears confused in the ring.
Colin Hanks: Don’t those usually only come in after an anthem?
FBI: Who the FUCK cares?
Mystery Man: Don’t get me wrong, F-16’s are always cool, but even I’m trying to figure out their purpose… Unless…
As the vapor trails fade away, what looks to be a King Air plane appears in the sky, and the crowd gets excited even though Neo keeps chirping them, only for everyone to be confused as the opening to ‘Aces High’ by Iron Maiden starts playing.
Mystery Man: Wait a minute… Whose music is that?
FBI: Again, who the FUCK cares?
Pyro goes off in time with the drums of the opening sequence, but as it finishes, the final guitar notes are held; the feed cuts high above Mercedes-Benz Stadium on what appears to be a GoPro. The roar of the propellers nearly drowns everything else out, but a voice can be barely made out.
Pilot: GO, GO, GO!
After a few seconds, somebody jumps from the plane from the GoPro’s perspective; the jumper lurches back as the parachute deploys before settling down as the note from ‘Aces High’ remains held.
Mystery Man: Just when I thought this situation couldn’t get any stranger, NOW what?
FBI: NO MAS!
Colin Hanks: I’d much rather a pair of shoes than a parachute, guys.
As the jumper gets inside the stadium, fans start cheering as they realize the parachute is in the design of the Stars and Stripes. After about 30 seconds, the jumper lands on top of the ambulance sitting on the stage as the parachute collapses around him, and Neo standing confused in the ring.
Mystery Man: Wait a minute…
FBI: Get this FUCKING ALIEN OUTTA HERE!
Colin Hanks: Nice to meet you, President Trump. Plus, do you see the parachute?
Mystery Man: Just hang on now… Could it be…
After another few seconds, a very familiar voice rips through the Mercedes-Benz Stadium sound system…
“THE ACE OF SPADES! THE ACE OF SPADES!”
Mystery Man: HOLY SH-
FBI: FUCK SAKES, HE SHOULD BE DISQUALIFIED FOR TAKING SO LONG!
Colin Hanks: See? I TOLD YOU he’d make it!
Neo’s eyes go wide after hearing Lemmy’s signature growl; however, red, white, and blue fireworks blast off as the main riff of ‘Aces High’ kicks in instead of the traditional ‘Ace of Spades’ as Ace King emerges from underneath the parachute saluting the crowd, his flight suit off and the United States Championship around his waist as the Atlanta crowd roars in approval.
Mystery Man: Well, THAT’s how you make an entrance!
FBI: SOMEBODY SHOULD HAVE CLOSED THE DAMN ROOF!
Mystery Man: Quite a visual here nonetheless, and ‘The Gambler’ took a BIG roll of the dice just to get back in time!
Colin Hanks: StrangleMania’s up in the goddamn stratosphere, gents!
Ace surveys the crowd and nods in approval before his eyes lock in on Neo in the ring; Ace takes a couple steps on the roof, then slides down the windshield before jumping off the engine bonnet and landing on the ramp. He unhooks the United States Championship and slings it over his shoulder before starting his walk down to the ring, his eyes never leaving Carner as his arms are outstretched for the fans excitedly crowding the barricades.
Mystery Man: I know EWC’s in its 21st season, but this has to be one of the craziest visuals and overall situations I’ve ever seen!
FBI: Oh for FUCK SAKES, keep it in your pants!
Ace pauses in front of the ring, staring daggers through Carner as he holds the United States Championship high for all to see, shaking his head at his challenger.
Nina Dobrev: AND HIS OPPONENT, FROM Las Vegas, Nevada, weighing in AT 225 pounds… He IS the UNITED STATES CHAMPION… ACE!!! KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGGGG!!!
Mystery Man: You know, even though it’s not on the line tonight, you can see Ace is looking to make a point in keeping one of his main adversaries away from the championship he so dearly treasures.
Colin Hanks: Run, Neo, Run!
FBI: He’d best be shining it up for Neo since nobody from fuckin’ Rampage can do anything against BRAWL when it matters.
Mystery Man: We’re supposed to be neutral…
FBI: I’m fuckin’ calling a spade a spade here.
Ace takes one last look out at the crowd before hopping up onto the ring apron, then over the top rope to set off a round of red, white, and blue fireworks from the turnbuckles as he lands in the ring to rapturous applause.
Colin Hanks: *snaps fingers* OHHHHHHH, so THAT’s why he said he had to fly!
Off-camera, you can hear Mystery Man bang his head off the announce table.
FBI: Dynamic deduction, dumbass.
Colin Hanks: Remember now, folks, this isn't for the championship. If Neo should win this will net him an opportunity to face Ace King again for a title shot at the EWC United States Championship.
Mystery Man: That's an important distinction to make, Colin. While Ace is a proud champion, bringing out the title and showing it off, this isn't actually a title match.
FBI: I'm ready to see Neo goozle this goofball.
DING DING DING
To say the crowd is at a fever pitch would be an understatement to describe the atmosphere to start this months in the making epic match. Neo and Ace keep their eyes locked on one another from across opposite corners of the ring. Carner cracks his knuckles, none too impressed with King and his gold pyro. The EWC United States Champion steps out of his corner, approaching the middle of the ring with his eyes still glued on Neo. Carner throws a V hand gesture up, directing it down then meets Ace, leaving just enough space for their faces not to be touching. The Infinity Man shakes his head at the Gambler, beginning to talk smack that isn't picked up for the audience to hear.
Ace takes it in stride, merely blinking as he listens to what his opponent has to say about him. You can tell from the look on King's face that he's trying to keep his composure. In an attempt to get the match started, Ace signals for a test of strength, holding both of his arms in the air above his head, motioning for Carner to lock up to see who is the stronger of the two.
Colin Hanks: Nice show of sportsmanship by Ace. Though I'm not sure if this match calls for it.
Mystery Man: We'll see what Neo does.
NJC looks at Ace for a moment, then begins to laugh. Amused that King would try to have him participate in this. Having had his fun, Neo's facial expression quickly switches to one of seriousness as he steps up to Ace and slaps him hard in the face. King shakes it off, signaling again for a test of strength. Carner in kind slaps him again, yelling more insults Ace's way. Close to snapping, Ace shouts at Neo to lock up. Neo shakes his head and instead spits in the face of King, refusing to take part in this mockery. Having had just about enough, the EWC United States Champion finally breaks from his attempt for a test of strength, slapping NJC as hard as he can. If I saw that right, a little spit might have flown out of Carner's mouth.
FBI: What does King think he's doing? What a sign of disrespect!
Colin Hanks: Ace only slapped Neo in defense!
Mystery Man: The man clearly wanted to start off with some wrestling, FBI.
The ReVenant nods his head, approving of this method. He touches his lip to see if he's bleeding and turns back to face Ace, having left his face where the champion slapped it. The Residence of Malevolence presses his forehead into King's, mouthing words the fans can only pretend to understand. Ace mouths back something else and now they're both leaning into each other, readying for the next series of blows. And they come with a hellacious fury from both competitors, Carner strikes first, paying back Ace for his slap with a slap of his own, rocking the Gambler as hard as he possibly can. In no time at all it becomes a blur of slaps as each man goes back and forth, exchanging strikes until it turns into knife edge chops, into European uppercuts, into kicks by Ace King.
Colin Hanks: These two are really hammering into each other!
Mystery Man: I don't know how long this one will go if they keep up this pace!
FBI: Ace hits like a girl! Look at those uppercuts! Barely any European on them!
Ace gets the better of Neo after one particular kick to the ribs and grabs him by the arm, irish whipping the Infinity Man across the ring and into a corner. King races after him, attempting a running clothesline that only meets the top turnbuckle pad as Carner dives out of the way. Spinning back around, Neo backs Ace into the corner and starts to work over his head and mid-section with a volley of closed fists. Carner applies a quick cravate, snapmaring his opponent out of the corner and into a seat position on the mat, backing up a few paces only to step forward and rudely slap the back of Ace's head. King remains seated, so Carner slaps him again, and again, and again. Eventually Ace gets back to his feet, but he's immediately irish whipped by Carner who sends him off into the ropes. As Ace comes back, he leaps into the air and catches NJC with a Slingblade so smooth and beautiful it's almost impossible to believe.
Colin Hanks: Wow! NJC was not prepared for that!
Mystery Man: It's hard to be with how fast Ace King is!
Not waiting to get him up, King stays down on the mat with Carner, peppering him in the face with forearms that don't look like they feel very good. Trying to escape, Neo rolls away from Ace, right under the bottom rope and out of the ring to the floor. King persistent in his pursuit follows after, stepping out to the ring apron only to get viciously chop blocked with a steel chair. In the short amount of time Neo was out of sight, he managed to procure a weapon out from underneath the ring and used it as a means to attack the back of Ace's left knee area. In the subsequent aftermath, Ace has collapsed on the ring apron holding his now injured knee. Leaving himself exposed, NJC takes advantage and cracks the chair over his opponent's head for good measure. The force of the blow sends Ace crumpling off of the apron and directly to the floor with a sickening thud.
FBI: That's how you do it, boys! Neo is taking care of business!
Neo abandons the steel chair and scoops the woozy Ace King up, body slamming him back down right onto the fallen instrument used for sitting. The sound is less than pleasing and results in Ace now holding his back as well as favoring his knee. Barely able to stand, Carner forces the champion back to his feet and sends him hobbling with an irish whip that results in Ace crashing into the steel steps. In a disgusting fashion, NJC forces Ace's face down into the floor by pressing the sole of his boot against the back of King's head. As King struggles, Carner pulls his foot away, only to grab Ace and scrape his face against the laces of Neo's boots.
Colin Hanks: Questionable tactics by Neo James Carner here. Is it really necessary to rub a man's eyes in your laces?
Mystery Man: I guess not, but it is effective.
FBI: Maybe he doesn't know how to tie his shoes! Carner is giving him a lesson he won't soon forget!
Getting distracted, Neo decides to jaw jack with an obvious Ace King fan front row. The fat slob is decked out head to toe in the Gambler merchandise, probably waste his whole measly paycheck to be here tonight. Ace King's #1 fan holds up a sign that reads, "NJC HAS A BABY DICK!", waving it Carner's face just out of reach. The ReVenant plays nice at first, keeping his distance and hurling insults, until he bolts at the fan and rips away the sign in a flash of activity that's hard to capture all at once. NJC rears back like he's going to punch the fan, causing him to nearly shit himself and fall over as he leaps back.
Neo laughs, shredding the sign up into pieces before turning around... STRAIGHT INTO A KENDO STICK SHOT TO HIS DICK! Using the same logic his opponent did, King has found a weapon from underneath the ring and is now turning its focus on Neo James Carner. Ace lights up Carner with several more stiff shots, coming over to quickly high-five the fan in the front row that suffered the brunt of Carner's anger. As Neo tries to walk away, King grabs him and applies a side headlock with the kendo stick, turning it into a neckbreaker that uses the weapon as part of the execution. Down on the ground now, King picks up the chair that was previously used against him and lays it on top of Carner. Ace drops the kendo stick and thrusts both arms into the air to rile the crowd up, which they are, responding with a blast of cheers for him. He points at Carner on the ground, somersaulting forward before leaping up into the air and crashing down with a senton that squashes Carner between the steel chair and the floor.
Colin Hanks: Oh my god! It looks like Ace is pulling out all the stops to make sure he wins.
Ace King after recovering picks up the kendo stick once more and drags Carner to his feet by his hair. The Gambler leads the Residence of Malevolence over to one of the stretchers, forcing him to get on it and lie down, offering encouragement in the form of a series of kendo stick shots to the head. Feeling he's secure, King begins to wheel Carner up the ramp on the stretcher, using the weapon in hand to choke Carner and keep him pressed to it in the process.
After some time Ace is able to get Carner up the ramp and down the side ramp off of the stage that leads to the ambulance. With Carner in position right outside of the double doors, King leaves the Infinity Man there. He raises the stick over head to a massive reaction from the crowd and brings it down into the groin of Carner, eliciting plenty of cheers.
Mystery Man: He's really working over that groin area of Carner.
FBI: What he's doing is potentially destroying billions upon billions of possible NJC offspring! Ace has no scruples.
Colin Hanks: No scruples? I know for a fact that Neo James Carner has tried to attack a child with a hammer.
FBI: Debatable, Colin. I heard that thug was strapped.
Colin Hanks: He was five years old!
King looks up at the top of the ambulance, avoiding the doors altogether as he starts to scale the vehicle. Getting atop the roof, Ace looks down at Neo on the stretcher. Wasting little time or thought, he turns his back to the crowd and flips off the ambulance with a corkscrew moonsault in a brilliant display of acrobatic skill. It seems like an eternity, when it's only a few seconds at best before he comes crashing down, landing with all of his weight on top of the ReVenant. With the amount of force that pushes him down into Carner, King actually bounces off of his opponent as he lands the move, and plops on the floor as NJC does the same shortly after rolling off the stretcher.
Colin Hanks: What a highrisk maneuver! The margin for error was slim!
Mystery Man: Neo's stomach might be up in his throat after a moonsault like that!
The crowd start up a chant of, "Holy shit!", repeating it over and over. Surprisingly, Ace King is the first to stir and gets Carner back up. The Vegas Volcano opens up the back of the ambulance for the first time, attempting to push Neo into it. It looks like he might... UNTIL THAT ASSHOLE HITS HIM IN THE DICK! Yup, it's penis payback, and Ace King winds up on the receiving end. A few closed fists later and Neo has King's leg propped up in the ambulance. Carner takes hold of the door and swings it with all of his might, right into King's already injured left knee! Metal collides with flesh and bone as the EWC United States Champion cries out in agony, only to right after have his leg grabbed and DDTed straight into the ground.
Not through with the torture, Carner gathers King up and dumps him into the ambulance, following after him as he starts to swing the door into Ace's face repeatedly. Inside this time and propped up, the glass of the window bashes into King instead of metal. Reluctant to stop, Neo continues until the glass starts to crack and eventually burst completely out from the frame in the door, leaving Ace an absolute bloody mess and covered in shards of the window.
Colin Hanks: Neo James Carner is trying to kill Ace King!
Mystery Man: Ace may not have a face after Neo is done with him.
FBI: Good!
Wanting to prolong the punishment, Neo pushes King out of the ambulance rather than trying to leave him inside it and close the doors for the win. The Infinity Man takes a moment to notice his chest, now covered in Ace's blood, which draws a large smile from the ReVenants member. Carner looks down at King and slaps his own chest three times slowly in succession, yelling about how he's the man not Ace. Neo uses his foot to grind into the injured knee of King, bringing more anguishes cries of pain from the champion. Still trying, still fighting, the bloody and battered Ace King uses the ambulance as a means to get himself halfway up. Neo kicks away at his knee, and you can see that Ace is in pain, but he doesn't care at this point. He looks up at Neo and asks for another, so Carner obliges, kicking at King's injured knee again. Roaring now, the Gambler rises up and slams into Neo with a clothesline that nearly takes his head off. If it weren't for Ace desperately reaching out and grabbing NJC into the 21, he might very well have fallen backward into the solid concrete.
Colin Hanks: He's fighting back! He's fighting back! Ace is fighting back!
Mystery Man: Carner is in trouble!
FBI: No! No! No!
Trapped, Carner can only scream in pain now as the roles have reversed with the Vegas Volcano wrenching on his opponent with the guillotine choke locked in tight as well as the body scissors. The picture painted is a bloody masterpiece, literally, as Ace still roars while applying the submission, a crimson mask replacing what was his face.
Releasing the hold, Ace takes a breather to collect himself, letting Carner linger at his feet. Having more energy, King gets Neo up and leads him around to the front of the ambulance, rocking Carner with several European Uppercuts. Out on his feet, Carner is easily manhandled up onto the vehicle's hood. A few more European Uppercuts later, King has Neo where he wants him and in place for a big move. Hoping it doesn't end in disaster, the Gambler lifts Carner up and over in a quick motion that leaves him colliding back first with the windshield as Ace hits a devastating vertical suplex!
Colin Hanks: The Gambler is going for broke! He's refusing to let NJC out punish him! Dishing out just as much as he can take!
Mystery Man: These two wrestlers will never be the same again after this match. It'll be a miracle if they can compete in their respective matches still to come.
Half in, half out, NJC has been left stuck in the windshield of the ambulance after the suplex. Shards of glass can be seen lodged in the flesh of Carner, blood starting to pour out as his back is beginning to resemble what Ace's face looks like currently. Groaning and visibly in pain, the Infinity Man is collected out of his predicament by Ace King who leads him up to the roof of the ambulance.
Ace offers up several more European uppercuts, hitting Carner as hard as he can. Neo takes a few steps back, unguarded, allowing for King to sprint up and go for the... HIGH ROLLER!!! Unfortunately, NJC holds on and snatches the Gambler out of the air as he goes to do this, bringing him back up and on two feet. Carner backs up, runs forward... NCSK! NCSK! NCSK!
FBI: Neo Classical Sympho-Knee!!! That's all she wrote!!!
Neo absolutely rocks Ace with the running bicycle knee, pulling the stunned champion back in for one more move... THE CLOCKTOWER DRIVER!!!
Carner brings Ace down head first at a perfect angle, connecting with the metal roof of the ambulance beneath the two of them. An audible gasp can be heard from the crowd as this move happens and it leaves both men completely wiped out. The Residence of Malevolence remains on his back, panting, while Ace is just below him, on his back in a near unconscious state.
Colin Hanks: I think they may be nearing their limit. And it wouldn't be surprising either considering what we've seen so far!
NJC struggles to be the first to their feet, bringing Ace with him. The two look worse for wear to say the least with all the blood and torn flesh in view. The Infinity Man leads Ace over to the edge of the ambulance over by where the stretcher is a few feet below. Neo looks over and judges the distance, thinking he can pull off whatever it is he has in mind. Carner keeps King facing him and hooks him in a front facelock, going to pick him up with a vertical suplex lift.
Colin Hanks: Oh my god, what is he going for? What is he going for?!
Mystery Man: I don't know, Colin, but it can't be good!
FBI: Good? It's going to be GLORIOUS!
Carner attempts to keep Ace vertical, but it's for naught as King knees him in the top of his head several times and slips behind him. Ace grabs hold of Carner, mustering all his strength to lift Neo with a torture rack, looking down at the stretcher now. He seems to have an idea similar to Neo's as he stands on the very edge, contemplating what happens next. What he decides to do is... JUMP OFF THE AMBULANCE AND DRIVE NEO JAMES CARNER DIRECTLY ONTO THE STRETCHER BELOW WITH THE BLACKJACK BOMB!!!
Colin Hanks: SWEET BABY JESUS!!!
They sort of ping pong off the contraption usually meant for safely transporting the injured, now probably resulting in their own injuries. Both of their bodies lie strewn out on the floor, unable to move after the impact of that move. The crowd is loudly chanting, "HOLY SHIT!", once more and clapping to show their support of the breathtaking action.
Mystery Man: How are they even still alive?! The people in Atlanta, Georgia are absolutely loving it, but I'm concerned for them.
FBI: Shut up, Mystery, they're big boys. They know how to walk it off.
After a good amount of time Ace King is able to use the stretcher to get up, barely standing as he forces NJC to get up with him. The ambulance doors are still open, so all he has to do is lightly push Carner in and close them, and that's it!
DING DING DING
Colin Hanks: I believe that's it!
Mystery Man: Ace King has done it!
Nina Dobrev: Here is your winner... THE GAMBLER... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGGGGGG!!!
His name announced, Ace collapses against the ambulance with a literal waterfall of blood still gushing from his forehead and cascading down his face. Despite it all, the EWC United States Champion has lived to fight another day.
FBI: This is a travesty. I won't have it; I won't acknowledge it. Neo James Carner was robbed and the ReVenants are going to cause hell because of this
Mystery Man: Ace King certainly had to use every ounce of his being to win this match tonight, there is no way Neo James Carner will simply go quietly into the night. I would imagine things are just heating up for these two and I expect, one way or another, Neo will get his shot at the United States Championship
Hanks: Neo certainly deserves it, that Television Championship reign was pretty great, considering he defended it on every episode of Brawl that he had it. Major props to Ace King though he will look to go 2-0 tonight and perhaps become our next Undisputed Champion .. we've got more StrangleMania coming up folks!