Post by Deleted on Jan 1, 2019 22:43:51 GMT -6
Tucked into the corner of the Ritz-Carlton lounge sat the most excited young lady in Daly City. Her accented voice, thick with Russian flare dominating her poor English, carried her emotions well as she looked at the FSW contract before her.
Caslita: I make promise to you Mr. FSW person. I fight for you with warrior spirit. I make proud you and fans and my manager Voronin! These things are namber one truth from my words!
James Preenly: We are certainly excited to have you aboard FSW. I apologize for the GM not being available today forcing you to have to deal with me, I’m like a third stringer bench warmer in the HR department, but he’s a busy man and things are always chaotic this time of year. Rest assured that he knows of you and is thrilled to have you as well. You have that She Hulk, muscle barbie thing going for you and you are a very pretty young lady on top of that. If you can perform well in the ring in addition to those things you will shatter the glass ceiling and rocket into the stars. I’m sure you will make us proud and your manager as well. Where is he anyway?
Caslita: He make sick inside room. I have not seen him today, speak only on phone.
James Preenly: Well I hope he gets to feeling better. Shame he couldn’t be here for this moment, but it’s time Caslita. It’s time to sign. Are you ready?
He handed her the pen and she took it with zest.
Caslita: Mother would be proud.
She smiled and signed her name on the dotted line.
Caslita: From Russia with love, Mr. FSW kind man.
He smiled back and shook her hand.
James Preenly: And thank you miss She Hulk body breaker. Oh and you gotta say it.
She was confused. He whispered “she hulk smash” to her. She smiled and slammed her fists on the table, getting heaps of attention their way.
Caslita: SHE HULK SMASH! ROAR!
They enjoyed the rest of their meals complete with champagne and tiramisu for dessert before hugging and parting ways.
James Preenly: Oh your signing bonus money was already sent to your account. Twenty thousand dollars. I know you came from a small village in Russia but I beg you don’t go blowing it on unless stuff. It’s easy to do that here in California.
She agreed and skipped away checking her bank account through her online banking app.
Balance: $0.00
That couldn’t be right. She refreshed the page but the same bad news popped up. She logged in and out several times but it still said balance $0.00.
She dashed up to her manager’s room in a panic. He didn’t answer the door and his phone went straight to voicemail which was odd. Concerned for his safety she was able to get hotel security to open the door. To Caslita’s confusion he was not there. The room was in perfect condition, as if nobody had been staying in the room. Confused and scared, she returned to the lobby to speak with management and was handed a note that the hospitality clerk was instructed to give to her.
It read (in Russian):
Caslita, remember when I did so much for you, taught you some of the English language, and only wanted your love and affection in return but you rejected me? I remember it. I remember when I tried to kiss you on that Christmas day a year ago but you slapped me and hurled me into bushes. You said you “love me but were not in love with me”. That is number one bullshit. So what I have done is changed the manager-client percentages in our allotment accounts. I changed it to 100% for me and none for you. I’m taking your $20,000 US dollars signing bonus and going back to Russia. Don’t try to fight me over it because last week you signed the agreement to it when you blindly signed that document I gave to you about what you thought was something else. Haha take that you little bitch! Selfish love hoarding bitch! You left my heart stranded in those bushes you threw me in a year ago so now I’m leaving you stranded in America. Take that you bitch dog! See if you can survive without me bimbo head.
Voronin Savelievich, OUT
Caslita became light headed, almost fainted, and became panicked. Staff herded her to a chair to try and make sense of things and calm her down.
To be continued by they know who