Post by Liz Idol on Apr 13, 2019 10:47:07 GMT -6
We see former wrestling champion and semi legend, Liz Idol sitting in front of her laptop. It should be known that Liz Idol left the business back in late 2000s. She is now in her mid 30s. Divorced 2 times. Starred in a few TV movies including The Farmers Daughter and the awfully received BATNADO series of films. She also wrote 4 books since her first major seller, “SOME WIN OSCARS AND SOME EAT POTATOES”. Liz followed that up with shamed “OSCAR/POTA-TWO: The Sequel To My Shitty Life”, “CLUCKY THE DUCKY THAT DOESN’T SUCKY” children’s book that was taken off shelves for being too offensive for younger readers. And her detective novel series, “Mrs. Crush #1: Swamp Gang” and “Mrs. Crush #2: The Killer Balloon”. All failures in the book world.
But she’s at it again. Writing her third Mrs. Crush novel. Liz continues to read scripts, but since the disaster BATNADO movies, she went into isolation. Now she writes from her sky rise apartment. Does voice over work here and there and still waiting for that big comeback.
Liz takes a sip of tea and rubs her hands together before she starts to type on her laptop.
….
Nothing. Again. Chapter 1 flashes on the blank screen in word pad. Liz looks discouraged.
Her phone buzzes. She looks at it and sees its her sleazy agent Garry Hooper… she waits 3 buzzes to seem like she is busy. She isn’t. She then swipes the screen and answers.
Liz: Hello Garr. What’s up?
Garry: Lizzy girl! How is my favourite number 1 client in the whole wide world!!??
Liz(mocking him silently): Muh, muh, muh… I mean, yes. Garry. I’m fine…
Garry: How’s the new book coming? It’s been 9 months.
LIZ looks at the blank screen on her laptop.
Liz: REALLY good.
Garry: Can I hear a paragraph?
Liz: Um, it’s kind of top secret…
Garry: No worries… no worries. So you still training and keeping in shape?
Liz: Yeah I do my thing. Still lift weights, yoga, punch the bag here and there. I also sleep a lot. Which is exercise for the brain!
Garry: Sure… whatever. What about stepping back in the wrestling ring? I have some people at EWC interested in a LIZ IDOL RETURN. And a Comeback Story of Liz Idol would make headlines, girl.
Liz: I don’t know. I kind of like what I got going here. You know, eat, sleep, and… eat and sleep. Really good at these things. Don’t wanna cramp my style.
Garry: Liz. You’re wrestling career was a success. Sure you’re a little older, a little lazier and probably slower. Both physically and mentally…
Liz(confused slowly eating a piece of toast): Wait… what are we talking about again?
Garry: Exactly. I’ve been in negotiations with EWC. Extreme Wrestling Corporation. The BRAWL GM Victor Price is interested in signing you up. Well I only talked to this Spartan person but still... there's INTEREST! So why not give it a shot? Give the wrestling one more run?
Liz: I don’t know. I will be looked at as an old fart or something. I am a going to look extremely rusty out there. Wrestlers my age? That’s when wrestlers usually die of heart attacks or concussions. Or drug over doses. Most likely drug over doses.
Garry: The money is there, Liz. I’ve seen your financial records. You’ve spent most of your earnings…
Liz: You act like I made a mistake or something. Hello… everybody needs a real Elephant Tusk in their bathroom. Yes, it’s illegal to have it, it’s wrong on so many levels and insanely expensive. But hey… it’s mine!
Garry: Right. So how about you give it a shot? One more run. EWC! It will make you happy, them happy and me-me-me-me-ME happy! What do you say?
Liz(sighs): Okay… okay… I’ll give it one more shot. As long as the pay is good. And maybe if this run is as successful as my first wrestling run. We can shop around my original series BECKY WONDER’S revival to Netflix or Amazon or something?
Garry(pulling neck collar): Ehhh maybe?
Liz: Cool! Let’s do this. Sign me up to EWC BRAWL! I’ll get to work on getting new ring gear, boots and accessories. Just, you know, after I eat something and take a looooooong nap!
Garry: Okay. Okay! GOOD! Let’s do this and Liz. Thanks… Liz? LIZ?!?!
We cut to Liz passed out on the couch snoring away as the scene fades out.
