Post by Kyle Gautier on Jul 16, 2019 10:23:21 GMT -6
The scene catches Cyrus Black, David 'Octane' Gowalski, and Kyle Gautier sitting among many cardboard boxes with the looks of kids at Christmas, as a crowd of people have already gathered in front of there stall. If it needs to be said, they're obviously in their kilts.
Cyrus: COME GET YOUR OFFICIAL EWC MERCH HERE.... We got your “I SAW ACE KING SMILE ONCE” t-shirt... how about your official Dominic Sanders “HELP DOCTOR... I HAVE THE DRIP” hoodie...
D.O.G: ....and also we can unveil for the first time.... our new Bandana Joe Porter “I GO WHERE I WANT” t-shirts... and the fan favorite #FREEKILLJOYITO shirts...
Kyle: ALSO get your “IGGY WHY?” , your “GEORGIE KICKS THE ASS, SCORPIO BRINGS THE SASS” and “XAVIER REED IS MY BABY DADDY” all exclusive T-shirts....
Cyrus: And remember.... it’s all trademarked.. and legal...
As the crowd looks over the T-shirt that are hanging up on the stall, the Kilt bros talk amongst themselves.
Kyle: I'm excited for this, guys! We finally have enough merch to open our own booth on the floor!
DOG: Absolutely, man. It looks like we have something for everyone here!
Cyrus: I'm hoping my design for the Victor action figures look as cool as I imagined them.
He frog punches a box and peels back the box top and chuckles.
Cyrus: Hell yeah! These are gonna sell so well!
DOG: Wait, are those just Mr. Potato Heads ?
Cyrus: Not at all.
Kyle: Yeah, they're literally still in their original box with Mr. Potato Head scribbled out with a marker.
Cyrus: I can see how that would look to the naked eye but these only come with a scowl mouth and angry eyes so ipso facto, Victor Price.
DOG and Kyle look at each other and nod.
DOG: Fair enough. Now, submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this…
He lifts up his shirt and runs the box top across his stomach, somehow opening the box.
DOG: … my first EWC shirt!
Kyle and Cyrus stare at the now opened box, befuddled on how that just happened.
Cyrus: Did you just… with your abs?
DOG shrugs and smirks.
Kyle: Well, I guess it's canon now.
DOG holds up his shirt which is just a regular tee with abs air brushed in the appropriate place.
DOG: What do you guys think? Too much?
Cyrus and Kyle seem reactionless for a moment before Cyrus mimes wiping a tear from his eye and Kyle starts a slow clap.
Cyrus: it's just… we’re so proud of you… you've finally made it.
Kyle opens a few boxes while the faux sentimental fest rages on.
Kyle: So guys, I may have gone a bit over board with my requests from our Merch department, but honestly, I was real bad at currency math over in Europe so I've got a bit to make up.
Cyrus: Damn, dude. What have you got?
Kyle: Well, aside from Kilt Bro sashes and kilts color coordinated with ours…
DOG picks up a gold, a green, and a purple kilt and notices something.
DOG: Why are your kilts so much shorter than ours?
Kyle looks him directly in the eyes.
Kyle: Why even do leg day if you’re not gonna show them off?
Cyrus: Fair enough. I’ve also got this specially made T-shirt for myself.... for my match tonight against Gabi Vee... it’s my “CYRUS BLACK DODGED... MY HEART” design..
Cyrus shows Kyle and D.O.G the T-shirt and they both smile and give it a thumbs up.
Kyle: … annnd as a bonus special for Scars and Stripes, I had them make us personalized baseball jerseys. Check them out!
Cyrus and DOG each pull out a jersey that has their name on the back. The jersey has a Kilt Bro logo on the front that they all three decided on and on the back, you see their last name and a number.
Cyrus: This is sweet ass sweet. And I get to be number 1?
Kyle: Yessir! It's an elite number.
DOG: And I get to be number 69?
Kyle: Yessir! It’s an elite number!
Kyle holds up his jersey, which has the number 16 on it. He winks at the camera.
Cyrus: Hey, why doesn't David’s jersey have buttons on it?
Kyle: Like he'd use them?
DOG: He’s right.
The boys look over their merch.
Cyrus: We certainly have outdone ourselves. What's next, Kilt Bros branded fleshlights?
Kyle places a finger over his lips and shakes his head. DOG suddenly looks at his watch.
DOG: Well, this has been fun, guys, but I've got to jet. I've got the Golden ticket to win! First up, AMADEUS.
The guys exchange a quick intricate but absolutely cool handshake as he heads off.
Kyle: That reminds me, AMADEUS is someone I also would not want to play basketball with.
Cyrus: Same. … why you?
Kyle: Well, if he's going to miss a layup as easy as theme song choices, I can't imagine him on the court.
Cyrus: That tracks. Anyway, I should get going too. Got to get ready for my date with GabiVee! Better put my T-shirt on.
Kyle: Wait, am I supposed to be the one selling this?
Cyrus: Well, I surely can't do it. Don't worry, you'll do great.
Cyrus and Kyle exchange a handshake themselves and Cyrus toddles off. Kyle looks around the merchandise for a minute before the unmistakable sound of a freshly cracked beer rings out. Kyle takes a sip.
Kyle: Well, I'm going on break then.
Scene fades as the swarm of fans crowd around Kyle and the stall.
Cyrus: COME GET YOUR OFFICIAL EWC MERCH HERE.... We got your “I SAW ACE KING SMILE ONCE” t-shirt... how about your official Dominic Sanders “HELP DOCTOR... I HAVE THE DRIP” hoodie...
D.O.G: ....and also we can unveil for the first time.... our new Bandana Joe Porter “I GO WHERE I WANT” t-shirts... and the fan favorite #FREEKILLJOYITO shirts...
Kyle: ALSO get your “IGGY WHY?” , your “GEORGIE KICKS THE ASS, SCORPIO BRINGS THE SASS” and “XAVIER REED IS MY BABY DADDY” all exclusive T-shirts....
Cyrus: And remember.... it’s all trademarked.. and legal...
As the crowd looks over the T-shirt that are hanging up on the stall, the Kilt bros talk amongst themselves.
Kyle: I'm excited for this, guys! We finally have enough merch to open our own booth on the floor!
DOG: Absolutely, man. It looks like we have something for everyone here!
Cyrus: I'm hoping my design for the Victor action figures look as cool as I imagined them.
He frog punches a box and peels back the box top and chuckles.
Cyrus: Hell yeah! These are gonna sell so well!
DOG: Wait, are those just Mr. Potato Heads ?
Cyrus: Not at all.
Kyle: Yeah, they're literally still in their original box with Mr. Potato Head scribbled out with a marker.
Cyrus: I can see how that would look to the naked eye but these only come with a scowl mouth and angry eyes so ipso facto, Victor Price.
DOG and Kyle look at each other and nod.
DOG: Fair enough. Now, submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this…
He lifts up his shirt and runs the box top across his stomach, somehow opening the box.
DOG: … my first EWC shirt!
Kyle and Cyrus stare at the now opened box, befuddled on how that just happened.
Cyrus: Did you just… with your abs?
DOG shrugs and smirks.
Kyle: Well, I guess it's canon now.
DOG holds up his shirt which is just a regular tee with abs air brushed in the appropriate place.
DOG: What do you guys think? Too much?
Cyrus and Kyle seem reactionless for a moment before Cyrus mimes wiping a tear from his eye and Kyle starts a slow clap.
Cyrus: it's just… we’re so proud of you… you've finally made it.
Kyle opens a few boxes while the faux sentimental fest rages on.
Kyle: So guys, I may have gone a bit over board with my requests from our Merch department, but honestly, I was real bad at currency math over in Europe so I've got a bit to make up.
Cyrus: Damn, dude. What have you got?
Kyle: Well, aside from Kilt Bro sashes and kilts color coordinated with ours…
DOG picks up a gold, a green, and a purple kilt and notices something.
DOG: Why are your kilts so much shorter than ours?
Kyle looks him directly in the eyes.
Kyle: Why even do leg day if you’re not gonna show them off?
Cyrus: Fair enough. I’ve also got this specially made T-shirt for myself.... for my match tonight against Gabi Vee... it’s my “CYRUS BLACK DODGED... MY HEART” design..
Cyrus shows Kyle and D.O.G the T-shirt and they both smile and give it a thumbs up.
Kyle: … annnd as a bonus special for Scars and Stripes, I had them make us personalized baseball jerseys. Check them out!
Cyrus and DOG each pull out a jersey that has their name on the back. The jersey has a Kilt Bro logo on the front that they all three decided on and on the back, you see their last name and a number.
Cyrus: This is sweet ass sweet. And I get to be number 1?
Kyle: Yessir! It's an elite number.
DOG: And I get to be number 69?
Kyle: Yessir! It’s an elite number!
Kyle holds up his jersey, which has the number 16 on it. He winks at the camera.
Cyrus: Hey, why doesn't David’s jersey have buttons on it?
Kyle: Like he'd use them?
DOG: He’s right.
The boys look over their merch.
Cyrus: We certainly have outdone ourselves. What's next, Kilt Bros branded fleshlights?
Kyle places a finger over his lips and shakes his head. DOG suddenly looks at his watch.
DOG: Well, this has been fun, guys, but I've got to jet. I've got the Golden ticket to win! First up, AMADEUS.
The guys exchange a quick intricate but absolutely cool handshake as he heads off.
Kyle: That reminds me, AMADEUS is someone I also would not want to play basketball with.
Cyrus: Same. … why you?
Kyle: Well, if he's going to miss a layup as easy as theme song choices, I can't imagine him on the court.
Cyrus: That tracks. Anyway, I should get going too. Got to get ready for my date with GabiVee! Better put my T-shirt on.
Kyle: Wait, am I supposed to be the one selling this?
Cyrus: Well, I surely can't do it. Don't worry, you'll do great.
Cyrus and Kyle exchange a handshake themselves and Cyrus toddles off. Kyle looks around the merchandise for a minute before the unmistakable sound of a freshly cracked beer rings out. Kyle takes a sip.
Kyle: Well, I'm going on break then.
Scene fades as the swarm of fans crowd around Kyle and the stall.
