24 Hour Combat Title: JULY 2013

[Joey Orsome]

Unfortunately for him, as with all good stories, Joey just happens to be on the same flight. Joey spots Hugh G. Rection and the title over his shoulder. He waits patiently for the moment Rection needs to go to the bathroom.

10 Minutes later and that moment comes. Hugh G. Rection walks into the bathroom like he's about to shit himself. Joey sneakily moves and stands next to the toilet door.

Joey stands while Rection drops what could have been interpreted as a large mammal into the toilet. Rection finishes up and walks out of the toilet but walks right into a clotheslines from Joey causing him to smash his head on the toilet.

Suddenly a ref walks out of the other toilet.

Ref: I'd give that a few.

Joey: Shut up and count.

The ref oblidges as Joey puts his foot ontop of Hugh G. Rection while holding his nose.

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Joey then tucks Hugh G. Rections legs inside the door and shuts the door on him and breaks the lock to stop him exiting. He takes the belt and sits in his chair waiting for the plane to land in Miami.

[Gabriel]

As Joey Orsome lands in Miami, the heat is overwhelming. As he struggles to find a cool drink, EWC superstar and Alum Damon Cross is getting off a plane from Tokyo. He slaps Orsome on the shoulder and helps him to the bar for a nice cold beverage. As the two superstars drink refreshing cold beverages. Suddenly Orsome becomes dizzy and falls off the bar stool. Damon places his foot on Orsome's chest. A referee getting off a flight in Miami from Puerto Rico. The referee notices the cover and counts.

Referee: 1...2...3...

Damon grabs the 24 Hour title from Joey's bag than proceeds to throw a bottle of sleeping pills on his chest. Damon than walks outside. Damon hails a cab and drives to the beach. Percy the Penguin is waiting for him there and the two friends relax in the shade as the hot Miami women run around in bikini's. Damon thinks on how life is good.

TBC...

[Deleted]

There is a ship on the horizon but on the Miami beaches, this is a common sight. Damon for a moment hallucinates that the ship seems to be coming towards him even as it is a spec in the distance.

It comes closer and closer to the point that he can see it is a medium sized vessel ... with something mounted at the front ... something on a tripod ... and its pointed right at him...

Theres a loud pop and then something is whizzing in the air. Damon looks up as he sees a net spreading over him, Percy and their whole area. Damon gets up, flailing around managing to free umbrellas, lawn chairs, the title, and Percy from the mess but only ensuring that he won't be free without assistance. A row boat meanwhile makes it way to shore. A man, a burly man, with short dark hair and broad shoulders in a white sailor's uniform is accompanied by another man in a sailor's uniform that is black and white striped.

Captain Mike Rotundo approaches the entangled Cross..

Captain: I see that you're in trouble, boy. Let me raise that anchor you've dropped here...

He puts Cross on his shoulders, net dragging behind him and spins him around repeatedly ...

Moments later, he lets Cross down....and the sailor referee steadies Rotundo. Cross dizzily stumbles right into a vicious clothesline. Captain Mike Rotundo pins Damon.

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Rotundo smiles as he grabs the title and points to his ship...

Captain: To the sea, young man!

Moments later, Capt. Mike's boat sails away from the Miami beaches as people look there and tangled up Cross in shock.

[Brock Whitworth]

Rotundo's ship pulls up in Key West, and he hops off, pleased with his efforts. He decides to hide out in a small bar to celebrate and protect his title.

A few minutes later, a speedboat piloted by a referee and Brock Whitworth pulls into the harbor. Whitworth is the first to notice Rotundo's vessel.

Brock: He's here, follow me.

The two hop on shore, and begin searching from building to building, grabbing a few wrong people in the attempt to become the champion. Just as Brock loses hope, he enters the same bar. He notices Rotundo, getting increasingly inebriated, sitting and bragging to his fellow barflies. Brock screams at Rotundo.

Brock: YOU! I WANT THAT TITLE.

Rotundo makes am attempt to dodge the sprinting Aussie, but is too drunk, and stumbles right into the path of Whitworth, who spears him into the bar. Rotundo crumbles as Brock laughs. For insult, Brock throws a half downed shot in Rotundo's face. He goes for the pin as stunned bar patrons look on

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Brock grabs the title, and scurries out of the bar, hoping to make it  back to Miami to catch his flight to Ottawa before someone else can take HIS title.

TBC

[Gabriel]

As Brock gets back to Miami, he is quickly overcome by the throngs of tourists and residents of South Florida. As he fights his way through the crowds, Brock is quietly being tracked. As he reaches an airport the stalker makes his move and throws a bag of luggage at Brock. It hits him in the head and he falls down. As he is getting back to his feet the attacker suddenly runs at him and hits him in the head with his right knee. Brock falls backwards on to the floor. As Airport Security rushes to the scene, a part time EWC referee (he needed to make more money with eight kids) counts the three.

Referee: 1...2...3...

The attacker grabs the 24 hour title and rips off his mask. The crowds of people gasp in shock as the attacker is wearing a Richard Nixon mask underneath. The attacker rushes out of the airport lobby and to a "Quick Delivery Airlines" airplane. He steals the airplane and flies out of the airport quickly. After flying for a few hours, the attacker lands in Louisiana and travels to Monroe. He rips off the mask to reveal...Damon Cross. The new 24 Hour Combat Champion rushes into the woods and hides on the 36 duck blinds of the private property of the Robertson family hunting grounds. As Damon hides with the 24 hour title, he figures he could get some duck hunting in and begins to hunt the ducks as they fly near the duck blind.

TBC...

[Deleted]

A man in a duck costume leaps out of the tall brushes in opposite of the duc blind near the shore the lake and pummels the living hell out of Cross. How Cross didn't notice, we'll never know. The giant duck headbutts Cross with his plastic bill and knocks him out cold. A referee who also happens to be trespassing on private property, sees the scuffle and instantly knows he must count the pin. He leaps into the blind and counts the pinfall.

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The giant duck quacks loudly and grabs up the combat title.

The duck leaves the blind and escapes the property narrowly escaping hunters who can't tell the difference between a real duck and a tall man in a duck costume... with noone looking, he rips off his mask and does a dramatic reveal....


IT'S NONE OTHER THAN THE NATURE BOY





's son David Flair.

DAVID FLAIR: IT WAS ME AUSTIN ALL ALONG

David Flair gets into his 1993 GEO Metro and escapes to hide in his father's humongous fortress in Charlotte, NC.

[Gabriel]

As David Flair is running through the hallways of the mansion in Charlotte, an arm suddenly appears from around a corner and hits David in the throat. As he flips backwards and lands on his back, a fist comes and hits him in the face. Damon Cross stands over the body of David Flair as Ric Flair comes around another corner.

Ric Flair: WOOOOOO

Damon gets down and pins David Flair. Ric flair counts the pin.

Ric Flair:1...2...3...WOOOOOO

Damon grabs the 24 hour title and as he exits the mansion, punches Ric Flair in the back of the head. Flair falls forward like he usually does and goes unconscious. Damon gets in a limo and steals it. Damon drives a few hours to Atlantic City where he hides out in the first casino he sees..

[Deleted]

A host is there to greet Damon Cross at a fancy casino. Cross has finally made it to the front of a queue that allows him entrance.

Host: Hello sir, welcome to Atlantic City... we at ...

There is a rumbling in the wall beside them. The host begins to sweat nervously...

Host: What game are you interested in?

Damon Cross begins to answer when the rumbling becomes louder ...

Host: Never mind that shit, HERE COMES MONGO!

Steve McMichaael BURSTS THROUGH THE CHEAP DRY WALL AND SMASHES INTO DAMON CROSS WITH A FOOTBALL TACKLE!!! The host, a part time referee, counts the pin...

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Mongo grabs the title, exits the casino and takes Cross' limo ride to party the night away as Combat champ.

[Gabriel]

As Mongo wakes up the next morning from partying hard, he tries to get out of bed but cannot. He moves his head slightly and notices that he is duck taped to a make shift bed. Standing on a balcony two stories above him, Damon Cross stands with a steel chair. Smiling viciously, Damon drops the chair and it lands with a thud on Mongo's head. As he regains his blurry vision, the last thing Mongo sees his Damon Cross jumping off the balcony. As the two people crash through the makeshift table, Damon Cross weakly hooks Mongo's leg. A referee sitting near the pool in a banana hammock bikini comes over and counts.

Referee: 1...2...3...

Damon slowly gets to his feet and regains his composure. He grabs the 24 hour combat title and begins to walk away. Before he does, Damon grabs the referee and hits the Careless Whisper and covers the banana hammocked referee on Mongo's head. Before he leaves the hotel, Damon throws a card on top of the bodies reading "Biggz...catch me if you can". Damon jumps on a motorcycle (which turns out to be stolen) and drives to the pier. Damon drives off the pier on the motorcycle and crashes into the ocean. Damon washes up underneath the pier and hides amongst the homeless as he waits to see who comes after him next.

TBC...

[Joey Orsome]

Little did Damon know but Joey was working on a charity case that night with said Homeless group. Somehow Damon didn't notice Joey was there... maybe the long hair and scruffy clothes he was wearing made him fit in. Damon sat down to strange looks from the group. Not so much interested in him but the shiny bit of gold around his waist. The homeless groups curiosity peaked and the fact that they're homeless and that's a big hunk of metal sure to be worth some money. They begin to crowd around Damon to his disgust.

Joey somehow managed to mingle into the crowd without Damon noticing still and pops up out of nowhere and hits Damon with a view to a kill. All the homeless take a few steps back. Joey covers but there is no referee. He points to one of the homeless guys in a red and blue stripey jumper.

Joey: Close enough. PIN HIM.

The homeless man obliges.

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Joey gets up, thanks the homeless man for his help and then runs off down the beach leaving Damon to get mobbed by the group.

[Deleted]

Joey seems to have escaped the mob and then slows down, walking past a raised mound of sand.

A hand shoots out and trips up Joey and trips him. Joey faceplants in the sand as MINI VADER BURSTS FROM THE SAND PILE!!!

Mini VADER: ITS TIME! ITS TIME! ITS MINI VADER TIME!!

A referee catching some rays sees the scuffle and runs over as MINI VADER uses a a lawn chair to execute the VADER BOMB into Joey's crotch!

He covers Joey with a burly forearm ... 1...2....3...

Mini Vader grabs the title and waddles down the beach towards a five star resort.

[President Mac]

WINNER: Mini Vader