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While BDC is laying down, Maddog runs over and looks at him and the belt. BDC gives him a stern face and then Maddog just puts his foot on BDC's chest. Then Maddog's midget pops out of the shadows and counts for the three. Maddog grabs the belt and then picks up his midget. Just as he's aout to leave he looks at the road he's about to go down, then at BDc, then at the road again. Maddog walks back to BDC and steps on his nuts and runs away laughing like a maniac...
TBC
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the inhabitants of this earth are of two sorts. those with brains, but no religion those with religion, but no brains
Post by The Reckoning: Victor Hades on Jun 5, 2007 20:48:29 GMT -6
As Maddog and his fellow...'midget', stroll down the long, desolate road, a motorcycle of some sort appears in the distance. Almost like that of a mirage at first, the heat making it seem almost like a ghost in the distance. Finally, the roaring sound of the engine echoing through the distance like a beast, trembles in the atmosphere. Victor hades riding ontop of the driver's seat, revving the accelerator as the black chopper-designed bike speeds forward. Maddog simply continuing to drool over the title belt with a smirk, talking to his 'vertically challenged' friend. The midget seems to notice Hades coming, jerking tightly again and again on Maddog's pantleg. Maddog paying no attention to this, continues on as he stares upon the title belt. Extending his arm as he reaches behind him, Victor slowly pulls out a long metal baseball bat from a backpack strapped to his back. Closer, closer, and closer the bike draws near...the midget beginning to franctically panic as he tugs away at Maddog's pantleg.
"What?!"
He shouts as the midget finally points towards Victor just several feet away extending his arm back, prepping to swing the metal bat.
[ CRACK! ]
Victor bashes the end of the baseball bat off of Maddog's skull, as he instantly flails his arms into the air tossing the title. A large knotted bruise appearing across his forehead as he sprawls out cold on the pavement. Victor quickly stomping his foot onto the brake, peels the bike around into a 180 degree turn and rides back towards Maddog. Stepping off the bike, and approaching Maddog laid out across the middle of the road. The midget trembling nearly about to fertilize himself in his pants, squats down as Victor places a foot on Maddog's chest. Glaring down at the midget narrowing his eyes, as the midget quickly taps his hand against the road and counts.
[ 1-2-3! ]
*New Champion*
Victor Hades: "Now beat it!"
Hades grunts, as the Midget shrieks and turns running off into the distance. Picking up the title, Victor turns as an oncoming yellow bus slams on its brakes just inches from Victor. Stepping around to the door, as it carefully opens. Victor glares to the driver, steps inside and turns to find a schoolbus full of children. The bus slowly riding off into the distance.
The school bus comes to a rolling stop and a few children exit the bus. Victor Hades follows and looks around as he is now lost somewhere in suberbia. A few kids come out of the bus behind him and one taps Hades, who has his Combat Title Belt laying on his right shoulder.
Kid: "Excuse me sir, are you Mr. Victor Hades?"
Victor Hades: "I'm not the devil...I'm just here to do his dirty work."
Kid (a little confused): Yeah...alright, well I watch EWC with my dad sometimes, you are really cool. Aren't you the United States Champion?
Hades: "I'm not the devil...I'm just here to do his dirty work."
By this time the kid becomes frustrated. As Hades turns around to look for somewhere to go, the kid comes back with a dozen of his friends and they jump on Hades. The surprise of the attack caught Hades of guard, but he was able to maintain his balance, until one kid bites him on, as the kid later described, “his no-no place”. Hades falls and is continually bit, scratched, and kicked by the young students. As he lies on the floor more confused than hurt, Link is driving by. He nonchalantly looks out his window and suddenly hits his brakes once he sees Hade grounded. He jumps out of his car, begins to kick the kids off of Hades before kicking him himself. He makes the cover, and out from underneath the school bus a referee rolls out and makes the count.
1
2
3!!!!!
NEW CHAMPION!!! NEW CHAMPION!!!
Link gets back into his car and drives off, heading towards the nearest bar to celebrate.
Post by The Reckoning: Victor Hades on Jun 6, 2007 16:57:29 GMT -6
A bitten up, scratched up, bruised up, and.....violated...Victor Hades stumbles to his feet groaning in pain and boiling with anger. Holding his right shoulder with his left hand, meanwhile holding his 'no-no-place' with the other looking around quickly for any signs of which way Link had left. Meanwhile a very young, fat child wearing a black 'Victor Hades' shirt that ironically says 'I'm not the devil...I'm just here to do his dirty work' on the back.
Young boy: "Victor! Victor! Can I have your autograph Victor?!"
Just inches before the young boy can make it to Victor's side, Victor lashes his elbow straight up and backfists the young boy in the face. As the child goes cross-eyed for an instant, then falls down onto the ground dazed. Grumbling and muttering words angered Victor quickly climbs back into the school bus, speeding off down the street. Catching Link's car pulling up alongside a bar, Victor jerks the wheel quickly as he 'tail-whips' the back end of the bus.
[ ERRRRRRR! ]
Cutting the corner and just barely making the turn, Victor narrows his white-out contact-filled eyes. Slamming the pedal down to the floor, Victor races the schoolbus full speed into the back of Link's car.
[ WHAAABOOM! ]
Immediatly the front of the school bus crashes into the back of Link's car crushing it into the car infront of him, folding the car up like an accordion. Staggering out of the smoke and wreckage, Victor stomps over to Link's car and pulls him from the broken glass and metal. Throwing him to the pavement, as a new official runs out from the bar and drops for the count:
[ 1..2..3! ]
*New Champion*
Grabbing the title out of the car, Victor throws the belt over his shoulder and quickly runs for the back alley. Climbing up a fire escape as he heads for the top of a building. Slipping through an open window and hiding in an empty apartment.
Victor is looking out the window and down the fire escape to see if anyone's followed him. There's a loud pounding on the door when the frame splinters and the door bursts open. Victor turns around in time to see Sean "The Man" Ferguson playing EMT with a couple of local EMS workers. Victor's jaw drops open as Sean see's what's going on. He storms into the room and clotheslines Victor back out onto the landing of the fire escape.
EMT 1: What're you doing, man?
Sean: Hold off a minute, I know this guy!
Sean grabs Victor by the collar of the shirt and pulls him up sharply, driving Sean's forehead into Victor's nose. Sean releases Victor, blood pouring from his nose.
EMT 2: What the hell? I don't know where you practice on a regular basis, but this is way out of our scope of practice!
Sean: Just give me a goddamn minute!
Sean then picks Victor up again and slams the back of his head back onto the landing of the fire escape, knocking Victor out. Sean motions for one of the EMTs to come out onto the landing.
Sean: Tap your hand on the steps and count to the three out loud!
The EMT follows suit, Sean picks up the belt and celebrates.
The EMTs then procede to patch Victor up. We next see Sean driving the ambulance to the hospital with the other two EMTs whispering quietly about Sean as they monitor Victor's condition. When they get to the hospital, the EMTs take Victor inside as Sean hails a cab with the belt over his shoulder.
TBC
It is important to note, I'm not a superhero. You may think I am, but I'm not. So, please stop insisting otherwise.
Post by Hurricane Jeff on Jun 7, 2007 16:55:43 GMT -6
The cab pulls up and Sean gets in.
Driver: Where to pal?
Sean: Just drive and fast.
Driver: Sure thing boss.
The driver drives off.
Driver: You from around here?
Sean: You hitting on me?
Driver: Just trying to be friendly.
Little does Sean know, the Driver is Hurricane Jeff. HJ drives as fast as he can and notice Sean not wearing his seat belt. HJ quickly slams on the breaks and Sean goes flying over the seats hitting the windshield. Sean is knowed out and laying on the seat. HJ covers him.
1.....2....3.
HJ opens the door and pushes Sean out into the streets and then drives off with the title.
TBC
EwC Accomplishments Current Combat Champ (4x) (First person to successfully retain the title and also won the title once as Max Carter) Former Undisputed Champ Former International Champ EWC Hall of Famer
Post by Jesse Nuñez™ on Jun 7, 2007 22:40:08 GMT -6
Sirens are heard and the red and blue lights fill the inside of HJ's cab.
HJ: Dammit! What the fuck did I do?
HJ pulls over to the side. The cop pulls up behind HJ. The cop gets out and walks toward HJ.
Cop: Sir do you know why I'm pulling you over for?
HJ: No idea.
Cop: Sir calm down. We don't need that attitude.
HJ: What attitude? I am calm.
Cop: Calm down.
HJ: I am.
Cop: Get outta the car.
HJ gets out and immediately the cop turns him over onto the hood of the car and handcuffs HJ.
HJ: What did I do?
Cop: Is that the combat title in the seat there?
HJ: Yeah.
The cop tazers HJ several times and beats him down with his nightstick. HJ is layed out on the street not able to move. The cop walks over to his cop car and opens the back door and out comes Jesse Nunez holding his EwC title.
Jesse: Thanks man.
Cop: It's the least I can do after you signed my kid's t-shirt.
Jesse: Its no problem. Ya wanna count the pin?
Cop: Do I!?
Jesse pins Jeff as the cop makes the count.
1 2 3!
Jesse gets inside of the cab and drives off with both titles.
Post by Lance Fiennes on Jun 8, 2007 3:59:37 GMT -6
Jesse seems to be driving for hours. He eventually reaches the countryside, where he breathes a sigh of relief and stops the car on the side of the road.
After about five minutes of dozing off, some headlights come peering around the bend on the barren highway and Nuñez stirs. A car edges closer and closer to where he's just a sitting duck in the resting zone, and Nuñez starts to get nervous. He holds on tight to both his Combat Title and Undisputed Title as the car zooms towards......... and then past him, heading back to town.
Nuñez breathes a sigh of relief, puts his title belts on the seat beside him, and turns the ignition before taking off the parking brake and hitting the gas. He speeds out onto the highway for a few minutes before he notices the car being disbalanced and then screeching, so he parks along the side of the road, this time a valley of trees looming down on "The Champ". Swearing to himself Nuñez gets out of the car and heads to the trunk to get a jack. He forgets the keys.
Nuñez- "GAWD-DAHMIT Y'ALL!"
He heads back to the driver's seat and pulls the keys out of the ignition, then heads to the trunk to unlock it. He fumbles with the first key, so he tries the ignition key. Surprise, dumbass! It works.
He wrenches open the trunk as he rubs his eyes. He lets his eyes adjust to the darkness, and then he comes across the deep gaze of none other than...
Lance Fiennes!
Ingeniously, Hurricane Jeff had earlier taken a cab out onto the street, posing as a driver, and had hidden his Retribution Inc. minion in the trunk as "insurance" for if Jeff had lost the Combat title, which he did.
Nuñez gasps, but Lance is holding a fire extinguisher, and he lets loose at full pressure onto "The Champ". Nuñez goes down, Lance gets out, stands over the Undisputed Champ, lifts up the extinguisher, and brings it down on his head before Jesse can get up.
A loud crack sends sleeping birds flying, and Lance pins Nuñez on the road as a midget dressed in a referee's uniform jumps out of a hidden compartment in the trunk.
Midget- "Your body heat could cook a hot dog..."
Lance- "Just count, you midget fuck."
The midget lunges onto his knees and counts...
1...
2...
3!!!
Lance rolls Nuñez into a nearby bush after having tied him up, he turns back to the midget, who he subsequently drop kicks into a tree, and then shuts the trunk after checking that everything is empty (sneaky sneaky!), taking the keys out of the hole, and getting into the driver's seat, shutting the doors, turning on the ignition, and driving off. But Lance looks to his left, sees his newly attained Combat Title, and also the Undisputed Title. Tempted, Lance considers keeping it, but also considers losing his job. Another hundred metres later and Lance throws the Undisputed title out of the window and into a bush...
Post by Shadow Man™ on Jun 8, 2007 12:43:20 GMT -6
As Lance is driving along he see's a young hot woman at the side of the road with her thumb out, looking for a ride
Lance slows down, pulls to the side and rolls down the window
LF: "Going my way"
GIRL: "I sure am hunny kins"
LF: "Hop in then"
As the girl opens the door Lance looks her up and down...but his face changes from a smile to shear shock as he sees a truck charging for the car
Before he can even put the Car into gear it's too late, the truck smashes into the side of the car
Lance hits his head on the stearing wheel, while the girl lays about 10 feet away from the car
The driver comes out of the truck and its none other then Tsunami Tom...
TT: "Well damn...I got us some lunch"
Just then Shadow Man comes out of the passanger side of the truck
SM: "What the fuck man? Are you nuts?"
TT: "Nuts are good...I like'em in my mouth...two at a time biiiitch"
Shadow gets a little worried so he picks up a rock from the side of the road and he throws it at Tom
SM: "Thanks for the ride ya freak show"
Shadow grabs his bag out of the truck and starts walking towards the car
SM: "How my damn Hummer broke down I will never know"
Shadow spots the driver as a slowly awakeing Lance Fiennes
SM: "Oh SNAP!"
Shadow slowly opens the driver door and carefully drags Lance out of the car
SM: "Dude are you ok?"
Lance responds in riddles...he's just a little rattled. Shadow pulls out his cell phone and calls for an ambulance. As Shadow is talking he spots the combat title in the car...
Shadow puts one foot on Lance and then speaks into the phone
SM: "Mam...can you do me a favor...can you count to three really loudly for me please....JUST DO IT"
Shadow holds the phone out as she counts to three
SM: "Thanks...now send help"
Shadow grabs his bag...grabs the title...and keeps walking down the road
Shadow Man
"2004 & 2007 KING OF THE CAGE WINNER"
EWC SINGLES RECORD: 79-5-5 | EWC TAG TEAM: 23-4-0 CAREER WRESTLING RECORD 119-9-6
Beth Harte is driving down the road, and she spots Shadow Man walking down the road. it just so happens an EWC Referee is riding with Beth to the next show. On top of the car, tied with rope is all of Beth's luggage. She spots Shadow, just a minute to late, and she cuts a hard turn to avoid him. She doesn't hit him, but a suitcase falls off of the roof of the car and hits Shadow man in the head. Beth gets out and see's him lying there.
"Ouch," She says, looking down at him.
"You should pin him," The ref informed her.
"Uh," Beth say, twisting her hair. "Okay."
Beth pins Shadow and the ref counts to three. He hands her the Combat title. Beth gets into the car and drives off.
As Cameron Hayden 2x EWC World Heavyweight Champion EWC World Tag Team Champion EWC Rampage Television Champion EWC Hall of Fame Inductee As Beth Harte EWC United States Champion
Post by Jesse Nuñez™ on Jun 8, 2007 15:38:06 GMT -6
Beth arrives at the house show including both brands of the EwC. Jesse Nunez is talking to Max Carter about the pay per view One Night Encounter. Beth enters the backstage area as she has a referee escorting her to her room.
Max Carter: Check out the new girl.
Jesse Nunez looks over and sees Beth.
Jesse Nunez: She a superstar or a worker?
Max Carter: She got signed to Rampage early this week.
Jesse spots the combat title in her hands.
Jesse Nunez: Dammit, shes got the combat title.
Max Carter: So?
Jesse Nunez: I can't hit a woman.
Gina, Jesse's manager walks by.
Gina: Hey baby.
Jesse Nunez: Gina! Beat her up.
Gina looks over at Beth and shrugs her shoulders. She goes after Beth and the two get in a heated fight. Gina throws Beth into the wall knocking her out. Jesse goes for the cover. The ref with Beth makes the count.
1 2 3!
Jesse gets up as he grabs the Combat title. Jesse blows her a kiss.
Jesse Nunez: Welcome to the EwC.
Gina: What was that!?
Jesse Nunez: What was what?
Gina: You blew her a kiss!
Gina grabs Jesse by the ear. Jesse is yelling in pain.
Jesse Nunez: That's my ear!
Max Carter: You are in trouble! haha!
Jesse grabs his World title from Max Carter and takes his new title back to his locker room.
As Jesse goes to sit down in his chair, inside of the locker room, Beth Harte sneaks out from behind the open door, and yanks the chair out of the way. As he falls, Jesse smacks his head on the table. Beth pins him, and the ref that has been following her runs in and counts 1..2..3!
Beth grabs the title and runs
As Cameron Hayden 2x EWC World Heavyweight Champion EWC World Tag Team Champion EWC Rampage Television Champion EWC Hall of Fame Inductee As Beth Harte EWC United States Champion
Post by Jesse Nuñez™ on Jun 8, 2007 16:31:19 GMT -6
Jesse shakes his head.
Jesse Nunez: Did she just pull the chair out from under me?
Ref: Yeah.
Jesse Nunez: Now that is just rude!
Jesse jumps up to his feet.
Jesse Nunez: I'ma get that that. What's her name?
Ref: Beth, Beth Harte.
Jesse Nunez: Whatever, where she go?
Ref: I dont know.
Jesse Nunez: I'm there!
Jesse runs out of the locker room looking for Beth. He sees her with the title on her shoulder getting a drink of water at the buffet area. Jesse walks over to her and taps her shoulder.
Jesse Nunez: Excuse me Beth.
Beth turns around. She smiles at Jesse. And than slaps Jesse in the face.
Jesse Nunez: What was that for!?
Beth hits Jesse with the title knocing Jesse down.
Jesse Nunez: Mutha...!
Beth runs off. Jesse jumps back up and chases her through the halls. The chase continues until a door is open and Beth runs into it knocking her out. Jesse pins her. A referee is there to make the count.
1 2 3!
Jesse Nunez: Oh girl, when you pulled the chair from underneath me that was rude. And I could have lived with that. But slappin' me in the face and hitting me in the face with the title was just plain evil!
Jesse picks the title up off the ground and walks off saying something to himself.
Jesse Nunez: I don't care if shes cute. She's still evil.
Jesse Nunez dusts his hands off after pinning Beth and looks back to add another comment, when he turns around and walks into the lift of a nearby forklift, knocking himself out. Beth runs over and pins Jesse.
1...2...3!
Beth grabs the title and shoves the referee down, so he won't be around next time someone catches up with her. She runs off down the hallway and bursts out of the backdoor of the arena
As Cameron Hayden 2x EWC World Heavyweight Champion EWC World Tag Team Champion EWC Rampage Television Champion EWC Hall of Fame Inductee As Beth Harte EWC United States Champion
Post by Jesse Nuñez™ on Jun 9, 2007 0:11:16 GMT -6
Beth hids behind a car in the parking lot. She catches her breath. As she does, the car behind her is being lifted in the air. She looks up but does not move. It's Jesse in the forklift. Jesse drops the car next to Beth to scare her. Jesse jumps out of the forklift and spears Beth into the ground.
Jesse turns Beth around and locks in the PHX, Jesse's submission finisher.
A midget ref who is the official ref of the Combat championship walks by and decides to wait for the tap out.
Jesse Nunez: Stop! Taking! My! Title! Dammit! Tap Out!
Beth taps out.
Jesse picks the combat title up.
Jesse Nunez: Beth, leave me and this title alone. Go back to wherever the hell you are from. And stay there!
As Jesse walks off, he is blind sided by a steel chair by former Combat champ, Max Carter. Jesse goes down. Max covers Jesse.
1
2
Jesse kicks out. Jesse gets up and pushes Max down and starts running in the arena. Max chases Nunez and Jesse looks back and then see's a door. Jesse bolts for the door and tries to open it as he runs, but the door is locked and Jesse hits the door and knocks himself out and Max catches up to Nunez.
Post by The Reckoning: Victor Hades on Jun 9, 2007 21:05:35 GMT -6
As Mr. Max Carter proceeds to run down the corridor, he cuts around a corner quickly running down an empty hallway. Slowing down as he begins to run short of breath, the lights above him dim slightly and begin to flicker. A bit uneasy and paranoid, Max looks up at the lights gripping his fingernails into the championship belt tightly. As the lights begin to flicker on and off, several feet behind Max Carter appears Victor Hades as the lights come back on. Quickly the lights begin to flicker every few seconds, as Hades draws closer...closer...and closer. Continuing to creep down the hallway as he attempts to remain unseen as much as possible, Max peers around the nearby corner. Exhaling as he notices no one around to be seen, Max turns back around and breathes a sigh of relief.
"Phew..."
Suddenly the lights come back up once again, as Victor Hades instantly appears infront of Max Carter narrowing his eyes as he glares upon him!
"Ohh..sh*t!"
Before Max and turn and run around the corner, Hades lunges both arms forward grasping Max by the throat within the blink of an eye. Turning quickly as he grunts Victor hurls Max through the air, tossing him through a locker room door directly behind him. As the door breaks in and flies right from its very hinges, Max crumbles to the ground along with the bits and pieces of shattered wood. Staggering to his feet as he looks around dazed Max attempts to find some support to stand, stalking him closely Victor steps over the debris of the door's remains. Lunging forward Victor scoops Max up over his shoulder, setting him up right as he inches towards a nearby glass table. Leaping forward as he locks his arms around Max's leg and abdomen, Victor drives Max head-first through the glass table and connects with a Closed Casket!
Covering him immediatly for the pin...a referee rushes in through the door and slides across the floor to count the pinfall:
[ 1...2...3! ]
*New Champion*
Grabbing the tightly within his hands and brushing the broken shards of glass from his pantlegs, Victor climbs to his feet victorious and rushes out the door. Heading for the nearest exit, Victor runs out through the back and escaping through the parking lot.
As Jesse is driving down the road a rockslide occurs, pilings tons and tons of rocks in front of jesse's car. jesse gets out to examine the damamge, just as a rock flies off of the crumbling mountain side, knocking Jesse out. Beth Harte then slides down the sie of the mountain, and lands on top of Jesse, as a referee hops out of the rock pile
1...2...3!
Beth grabs the title and runs off, over the rock pile.
As Cameron Hayden 2x EWC World Heavyweight Champion EWC World Tag Team Champion EWC Rampage Television Champion EWC Hall of Fame Inductee As Beth Harte EWC United States Champion
Post by Jesse Nuñez™ on Jun 10, 2007 14:28:48 GMT -6
Jesse shakes out the cobwebs and sees Beth running up with his title. Jesse follows her up the mountain. Luckily for Jesse he used to climb mountains for the fun of it. Jesse quickly caught up with Beth. She falls and hits her knee on a rock. She screams out in pain.
Beth: Ow! Oh my God! How can you do that to me!? I'm just a girl!
Jesse: Oh no, I'm sorry let me help you.
Jesse goes to help but Beth kicks Jesse between the legs. Jesse falls to his knees in pain. Beth gets up.
Beth: Sorry, but this title is mine.
As Beth runs off, Jesse grabs her leg tripping her as her head lands on a rock and she is knocked out. The ref climbs the mountain and sees the situation.
Jesse pins her.
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As Jesse still lays on top of Beth he says something to her.
Jesse: Ya know. As much as I like it pinning you all the time. We really need to stop meeting each other on top of another. It's gonna start rumors.
Jesse gets up and sees the motionless Beth on the mountatin. He considers helping her down the mountain, but he falls down the mountain and lands on his feet next to his car. He gets in and drives off in reverse.
As Jesse Nunez drives off, BDC - who just happens to be doing a little spot of rock climbing - notices that Jesse didn't actualy take the title with him, so, he quickly phones the EWC HQ and asks them the score.
They tell him that he has Nunez has 10 seconds to return for it, or it's fair game.
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BDC picks up the title and continues to climb the mountain, admiring the sheep and wondering if they would be up for a little rumpy pumpy.
Post by Jesse Nuñez™ on Jun 10, 2007 16:38:02 GMT -6
Just stops immediately.
Jesse: I forgot the fuckin' title!
Jesse turns around and finds a road leading up the mountain. He gets up and sees Beth still laying there but no title. He looks and sees BDC walking with it.
Jesse: Hell no!
Jesse pulls out a baseball bat and gets out of the car and hits BDC with the bat several times.
Jesse: This is my belt.
Jesse grabs the belt.
Ref: You gotta pin him again. Theres a 10 sec rule and...
Jesse: Whatever
Jesse pins him.
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Jesse kicks BDC in the nuts and walks back to his car with the combat title.
Watching this entire event Link waited for the perfect oppurtunity to strike. Just as Jesse was about to get into his car Link rolls from underneith it, kendo stick in hand. Before Nunez has time to react Link swings hard knocking the saliva out of Jesses mouth. He contines to swing at him knocking him down to the dirt. He picks up the dazed Nunez and then delivers an Extreme Kick to his head, knocking him out cold.
He goes for the pin as a ref pops out from under the car as well.
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Link : No more titles for you, not on my watch.
Link searches Nunez for his keys, and gets into his car and drives away. He pulls up to a local police station and mutters a few words to the sheriff. The sheriff escorts Link to one of the empty holding cells. Link nods to him walks in and turns around with his combat title in hand as the cell door is closed and locked.
Beth Harte pops out from under the prison cot. She grabs a brick that was loose to assist an escape. She hits Link over the head with a brick.
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Beth grabs the title, and pulls out more of the bricks to escape the cell.
As Cameron Hayden 2x EWC World Heavyweight Champion EWC World Tag Team Champion EWC Rampage Television Champion EWC Hall of Fame Inductee As Beth Harte EWC United States Champion
Post by Jesse Nuñez™ on Jun 12, 2007 1:33:11 GMT -6
Jesse is holding his head as he walks down the mountain. He sees a wall opening up as he runs behind a tree, he looks over and sees the combat title being thrown out and than Beth shortly after. Beth grabs the belt and walks off to the road, Jesse running quietly toward Beth from behind catches up to her. He grabs her and puts her in a sleeper hold. She screams trying to get out of the hold. She slowly begins to calm down and than she falls asleep.
Jesse does not know if he has won the title by making her fall to sleep. So for the sake of just getting on top of her he pins her.
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Jesse gets up and grabs the combat title. He lifts up Beth and puts her on his right shoulder as he walks down the road.
He makes his way to a gas station in the middle of nowhere. He walks in and there is an old mexican man standing at the cash register just staring.
Jesse: She's hurt. Can ya keep her here until she wakes up.
The man just stands there.
Jesse: Se habla espanol?
Man: Si.
Jesse explains to the man in spanish that Beth is hurt but she is a crazy person. So she must be tied up in the back so she is not able to get loose. Jesse sets her in a chair and begins to tie her up. There is a tv in the room and Jesse decides he would be the good guy and turn it on so she can have something to watch when she wakes up and has no where to go.
Jesse: Fuck what does she watch?
Jesse goes through a few channels.
Jesse: Fuck it, MTV it is.
On right now is a countdown from a few months ago. Why they are showing an old countdown show for music videos is beyond him, but in this countdown his music video is number one so when Beth wakes up she will be able to see the guy who beat her for the combat title.
Jesse: Now you won't be able to bother me now will ya.
Post by The Reckoning: Victor Hades on Jun 12, 2007 21:53:33 GMT -6
The door carefully swaying open, as Jesse grins walking through the door turning his head to finally notice Victor Hades standing directly in his path with an expressionless look. Tilting his neck over his shoulder slightly as it crackles, before adjusting it back up right as he glares at Nunez.
Victor Hades: "Dead end.....champ."
Jesse hesitantly turns and quickly goes to slam the door infront of Victor, the door closing but Victor instantly snapping his boot into the door kicking it right in. Dropping the title belt, Nunez lunges forward as both exchange blows back and fourth. Ducking a wide hook from Nunez, Victor quickly takes the opportunity to spear Nunez directly back into a set of prison bars. Grabbing him by the hair, Victor lifts Nunez up meanwhile thrashing him about the room knocking objects over. Stepping alongside a nearby wooden desk as he scoops him up onto his shoulders. Quickly turning towards the table as he fireman's carry flips Nunez off his shoulders, giving Nunez his very own Resurrection. As Nunez sprawls out over the broken debris of the office table, Hades hooks the leg and covers for the pinfall. The nearest cell door swings open quickly as a EWC referee rushes in and makes the count:
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*New Champion*
Grabbing the title, Victor runs down the hall and b-lines through the nearest exit. Hopping into a black military Hummer vehicle sitting outside luckily with the key in ignition, Victor starts the Hummer and speeds off. Reaching his destination, Victor climbs out of the Hummer leaving the engine running and darts off. Running towards a ocean harbor warehouse several miles down and hiding inside.
As Link walks out of the bathroom to check the big mark on his head from getting hit by a brick he notices the black military Hummer vehicle he stole missing.
Link: Fuck, the keys were still in the igninition.
He reaches in his pocket and pulls out a small device and begins pressing a few buttons. He studies the digital screen for a few seconds before stealing another car. Before he drives off he finds the tied up Beth and lifts her up over his shoulder. Link steps over the laid out Nunez and walks to his newly stolen car. He throws Beth into the trunk and slams it shut.
Link: This is for my head....
Link speeds off before arriving at his destination. He sees the black military Hummer vehicle abondaned and begins to think. "Where would Victor hide?" He asks the locals a few questions and when it comes to Links attention that the only abondoned wharehouse in the vicinity is near the harbor he gets back into the car and drives as close to it as possible. He walks up to the harbor with Beth over his shoulder still tied up. Before he walks into the wherehouse he overhears a couple discussing careers. The guy resembles Brad Pitt.
Guy: ...And thats how I become an official referee for EWC! Tell me about you Kelly. Kelly: Thats funny I used to date... Link: Hey! Guy, could you do me a favor...
Link walks into the wherehouse and throws Beth down in the middle of the main room.
Link: Hey, Beth, I'm doing you a favor, anything is better than watching a Jesse Nunez video. VICTOR! Give me the title, and Ill give you a friend, you can have Beth, I figured you probably dont get to socialize with many women so, why dont you just hand me the title.
Victor emerges from the shadows and Link charges after Victor. Victor and Link exchange several blows before having to use an arsenal of attacks from their move set. Both wounded and out of breath the two stare into each others eyes. They lunge after each other once more but Link manages to duck, quickly turn and deliver the Missing Link on Victor. He lies there motionless and Link makes the pin. Brad Pitt look alike ref comes running in from the doorway.
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NEW CHAMPION!
Link grabs the title and runs out of the wherehouse and finds a man getting ready to leave on his speed boat. He hops into the boat throws the man out and speeds up the coast before finding another dock. He leaves the boat and walks into a crowded street where some sort of festival is taking place.
We open with a close-up of a stereotypical reggae enthusiast toking up and enjoying his awful music of choice. The man snorts, snorts, snorts, and releases the smoke through his lips and inhales it back into his nostrils. He dances under his horrid poncho as Jesse Nunez and his girlfriend go running by. All of a sudden, a white man's arm sticks out from behind the reggae-fan and clotheslines Jesse Nunez.
Jesse: Oof!
The camera spins around ala The Matrix to find that Sean "The Man" Ferguson has somehow had a reggae fan strapped to his back like a bookbag. Sean takes his arms out of the straps and lets the reggae fan free. He kneels down on Jesse's throat and motions for Gina to come closer.
Sean: Count how many people you've had sex with.
Gina: Well, let's see. 1...2...3...
Sean: That's all I needed to hear. Thanks.
Sean runs off with the belt as the scene fades.
Gina: .....4...5...6...7...8....9...10....11....12....13....14...15...16 or so, today.
It is important to note, I'm not a superhero. You may think I am, but I'm not. So, please stop insisting otherwise.