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A road block stops Frosty. he gets out of his car and Beth Harte attacks with a snowglobe, breaking it over Frosty's head, she pins him:
1...2...3!
New Combat Champion Beth harte
She gets into the car and makes a right turn driving through a field to get away from all would-be comeptitors
As Cameron Hayden 2x EWC World Heavyweight Champion EWC World Tag Team Champion EWC Rampage Television Champion EWC Hall of Fame Inductee As Beth Harte EWC United States Champion
DJ Jones comes to a road and sees a roadblock. he notices a man wearing a snowman's outfit laying on the ground unconscious. He walks over and checks to see if the man is still alive. The man is, so DJ kicks him and murmurs something about yellow snow. Dj sees itre tracks on the ground and follows them until they go into a nearby field. He walks throught he field and finds a car abandoned somewhat in the field. DJ Jones finds this suspicious and decides to check it out. He walks up to the car and finds no one inside. he notices footprints in the dirt and follows them. After following them for quite sometime, DJ comes across Beth Harte. Before she realizes he is there, DJ Jones hides behind a tall tree. He knows it is ungentlemanlike to hit a female, but he knows she is the 24 Combat Champion. He quickly devises a scheme and decides to execute it. DJ sneaks up on Beth Harte and grabs her in a reverse bearhug. Struggling to breathe Beth Harte stomps down on DJ's foot forcing him to release the hold. As Beth Harte turns around, she notices her attacker is DJ Jones. She quickly executes a kick to his precious and watches as he falls to his knees. Beth Harte than asks DJ Jones how he likes being on his knees, but all of a sudden DJ Jones jumps up and tackles Beth Harte. While on the ground, DJ Jones puts Beth Harte's mouth into the meaty part of chest and forces all of his weight onto her chest. A referee walking by on a leisurely stroll notices the cover and the title and counts 1...2...3. DJ Jones gets up, ruffs Beth Harte's hair, wishes her better luck next time, and runs off with the title. DJ finds a car, hops in and goes to the airport. Once in the airport, DJ Jones orders a one way ticket to somewhere in Canada, boards his plane and leaves. As DJ enters the terminal he is heard saying "I'll go where they won't expect me to go. I'm taking this title back to it's HOME".
As DJ is walking out of the airport, a large duffle bag is swung, hitting him in the face, and knocking him down. A small referee climbs out of the bag and shakes his head to regain his barings. Beth Harte pins DJ jones: 1..2..3! And walks into the airport and hops on a plane, with the title strapped around her waist
As Cameron Hayden 2x EWC World Heavyweight Champion EWC World Tag Team Champion EWC Rampage Television Champion EWC Hall of Fame Inductee As Beth Harte EWC United States Champion
DJ Jones comes too and asks himself what happened. He looks around and notices a referee sitting down on a bench holding his head. He than notices Beth Harte heading towards a terminal. DJ doesn't have any chance of catching her, so he sneaks outside and onto the airplane hiding in the storage compartment. He notices it is pressurized and decides to hide out for the flight. Several hours later the plane lands and as DJ Jones exits the plane he realizes it to be VERY warm. He asks a bewildered airline employee where he is. The employee responds by telling him he is in Barbados. DJ Jones thanks the man and enters the airport. He immediately spots Beth Harte, and follows her to a beach where she proceeds to hide from the roster of wrestlers trying to take her title. DJ seizes the oppurtunity buy taking a hold of Beth Harte's hand and running very fast throwing her to the ground. People begin to gather and DJ Jones notices a fat EWC referee on vacation and explains the situation. The referee, pissed off by being bothered on his vacation, agrees to count the pinfall for the winner. DJ than attacks Beth Harte with a charge, but Beth Harte ain't a dumb girl. She side steps the charge and watches DJ Jones go crashing over a bicycle stand. Dj gets up and throws a bicycle at Beth Harte, but she ducks. DJ than pounces on her and wrestles her to the ground. Dj than locks in a reverse sleeper while sitting on Beth's chest. the referee notices Beth Harte's shoulders are down and counts 1...2...3. Dj than releases the move and proceeds to handcuff Beth Harte's hands to the bicycle stand. Before he walks away, DJ Jones grabs a marker off a little kid and proceeds to draw a mustache across the upper lip of Beth Harte. DJ Jones than walks back to the airport and orders a ticket to Philadelphia Pennsylvania. While he is waiting for his plane he thinks of the mena and woman who have been after his coveted championship. He laughs at all of them because of their efforts. Dj Jones walks smugly onto the plane and flies to Philly. After getting off the plane DJ Jones decides to go to the bar just down the street from his uncle's house. DJ enters the bar, sits down, and orders his drink. As he is sitting their sipping on his drink.........
Frosty staggers his way to the bar. His snowman suit is covered in mud, dirt, grime and blood...probably his own. There are large torn spots on the costume and huge bits of stuffing can be seen jutting from the side of the head and around the rest of the body. Why the hell doesn't the guy take off the costume? He's probably hideously ugly, like Brad Pitt or something.
Frosty sits next to DJ and gives him a wobbled nod from his half-there snowman head. Then...the snowman speaks!
Frosty: Rough day, eh? I've been on my back today more than a stripper for a Duke Lacrosse party.
Frosty holds up one finger to the bartender and after a few moments, the bartender arrives with a bottle of ice cold beer. Then this is where Frosty goes evil....er. He grabs the bottle and it instantly turns into ice! (probably just a magic trick)
Then Frosty swings the bottle, smashing it into DJ's head, breaking it and sending frozen bits of glass all around the room. Everyone in the bar looks stunned as this weirdo in a snowman costume just broke a bottle over someone's head and now lies on top of the guy! What sort of sick bar is this? What's even worse? A guy wearing a crappy white wifebeater with black stripes painted on it slams his hand down on the beer-stained floor...
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2
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Frosty now hops up and grabs the Combat Title and plays it like a guitar before he hobbles out of the bar, still feeling the effects from the DEVESTATING, BRUTAL beatings that he's been given. (poor guy) [/size][/b]
DJ Jones comes to and has people surrounding him on all sides. He gets up and asks what happened. People tell him that a snowman came in, sat down next to him, ordered a beer, turned the beer to ice, and bashed him in the face with the frozen beer. DJ Jones gets a pissed off look on his face and vows to "melt" that motherfucker. DJ Jones gets up, dusts himself off and heads out the door to look for Frosty. He notices an ugly fat white guy walking down the street and starts a persuit. After catching up with the fat man, he notices it to not be Frosty. After searching Philly for an hour, he notices a snowman sitting in the park all by himself. DJ Jones thinks about the first guy he attacked and doesn't want to make the same mistake. So DJ Jones does what he did best in the military, camoflauge. DJ Jones dresses up in old dirty clothes and finds a referee from the local federation to dress up with him. DJ Jones and this referee walk past Frosty, notice the 24 Hr. Title, and start a brutal onslaught of devastating moves. DJ Jones finally ends the beating with a Downfall off the park bench onto the shopping cart he was pushing around. DJ Jones covers Frosty and the referee counts 1...2...3. DJ Jones grabs his title, yells at Frosty for being a stupid person for sitting in a park at night. Than DJ Jones grabs the Frosty mask and proceeds to rip it off his head. To the astonishment of DJ Jones and the referee, the face underneath the mask is.......Richard Nixon. Another mask DJ Jones thinks. Before he even has a chance to rip the Nixon mask off, he hears some familiar voices coming towards him. He throws the Frosty head in the bushes and darts off towards the Philadelphia Eagles Stadium to hide.
Just outside of the arena, DJ approaches, as a bag of marbles mepties at his feet. DJ slips and lands flat on his back, smacking his head against the pavement. Beth quickly pins DJ: 1..2..3! Beth is the new 24 Hour Combat Champion! She runs inside of the arena and locks the doors behind her.
As Cameron Hayden 2x EWC World Heavyweight Champion EWC World Tag Team Champion EWC Rampage Television Champion EWC Hall of Fame Inductee As Beth Harte EWC United States Champion
*Inside the room, Stands a janitor. As he is mopping the floor, He see's a women walk in. The Janitor is suprised, As he reconizes the superstars face*
Janitor- Hey! Your beth Harte.
*She nod's yes. The Janitor, Runs at her striking her with the mop breaking the wooden handle over her head, When a knock is heard on the door*
Janitor- Who's there!
- This is the owner of the eagles Venue, Open up or your fired.
*The Janitor opens up the door, As Level-One stands there and begins to laugh*
Level-One- You idiot. Hey who's that?
*Level-One walks and Level-One see's Beth laying there, He see's the championship beside her. He walks over and makes the pin.
...
Level-One- What do you think this is, Dry sex. COUNT THE PIN
1. 2. 3.
Winner and new Champion. Level-One runs out, And goes to catch and eagles game. Hiding in the large crowd.
TBC
Singles Record- 26-6-1-4 Tag Record- 10-3-0 Streak: 2+ Last Win- Amy Rosen Last Loss- Dr. Rosen & Crazyman
Current True Experts Champion 2x World Heavyweight Champion 1x 1/2 Tag Team Champion 1x Television champion 1x United States Champion 07 rookie of the year
After a few hours of searching for the snowman head in the bushes, Frosty finally finds it and puts it back on over his own head. (thankfully, the Richard Nixon mask didn't fall off...luckily.) Frosty now hobbles down the street, the stained snowman costume looking more and more shabby with each step. Many hours pass as he continues walking down the street...towards the massive arena in the distance.
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Frosty finally makes it to the arena, which is packed full with thousands of fans watching the action. Frosty decides to not enter the crowd, but instead, he walks up and stands in line at a concession stand. Most of the people in attendance think he's some sort of strange mascot as he waits in the long line.
He finally makes his way to the front of the line and places his order.
Frosty - "Yeah, I'll take a dog and a beer."
Employee - "Yes sir. That'll be $9.50 please."
Frosty - "What? For just a dog and a beer? That's outrageous!"
Frosty grumbles as he unzips the front zipper on the costume and reaches inside it. He withdraws a crisp ten dollar bill and hands it to the employee. He is then handed his hot dog and beer. If you could see his face underneath the snowman mask, you'd see that Frosty is smiling widely.
Frosty now sets the hot dog and beer down on a table and begins to take off the snowman mask, when suddenly he sees Level-One walk by and stand in the same concession line. Frosty grins as he runs over and shoves Level-One against the wall. Then Frosty splashes Level-One against the wall, crushing the breath from his lungs and making the hardcore bastard pass out. Frosty mentally counts:
1
2
3
and then he grabs the Combat Title. Frosty then turns around, wanting to celebrate his win by drinking his beer and eating his hot dog. But when Frosty looks around, he notices that someone stole his hot dog and beer.
Frosty - "Dammit...noooooo!!!!!!!!"
Frosty sulks for a few minutes and then he takes off. As he leaves the arena, he quickly hops into a cab. As the cabbie drives him downtown, Frosty has him stop. Frosty hands the cabbie a twenty dollar bill and then he goes somewhere that NO ONE would want to enter:
Post by Ricker Undead Campaign on Jul 13, 2007 19:42:47 GMT -6
(Frosty walks into the gay adult theater like the perv he is. Just as he walks in the front door Ricker comes out of the back alley that is in between the side of the theater and another building as Ricker rushes to the front door hoping to catch Frosty the door closes and Ricker stops suddenly. Ricker looks up and turns around.)
RICKER: "Damn."
(Ricker throws a little fit as he walks over to a bench that is placed next to the theater and sits down. Ricker awaits for Frosty to walk out but the longer he waits the more impatient he gets. After 2 hours of waiting in front of a gay theater, Ricker has seen enough gay man walk in and out. Just as Ricker is about to call it quits and take off..out walks Frosty. Frosty, wearing his little snowman suit, has the 24 Hour Combat Title in his hand. As Frosty walks out, strangely with a satisfying look on his face...ugh, Ricker walks up behind him. Frosty turns around in a fright as Ricker stands there. Frosty and Ricker are now face to helmet as Ricker slugs Frosty right in the side of the helmet as it goes flying off of his head and into the road. Just as Frosty goes for the helmet to put it back on a car speeds by crushing the helmit into peices. Ricker stands there laughing as Frosty grows upset and charges toward Ricker. As Frosty gets closer Ricker sidesteps him and Frosty slams himself right threw the window of the gay bar knocking himself out instantly. Ricker shutters with disgust as he known he has to go inside to pin Frosty. Ricker walks in and looks around at all these gay men dancing. Ricker has a sign of disgust on his face as he points to a man standing the closest and demands him to count. Ricker covers Frosty and just as he covers Frosty 3 men in the background shout out...)
3 MEN: "Wooooo YOU GO BOY!"
(Ricker shutters again as the man counts 1...2..3. Ricker stands up and grabs the 24 Hour Combat Title and runs out of the bar quickly. Ricker regains his composure outside and heads back down the alley with the title over his shoulder.)
TBC...
Ricker Undead Campaign
Single Record: W: 13 L: 7 T: 0 Tag Team Record: W: 2 L: 4 T: 0
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Now to continue with that game.
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Max just happens to be in the back Ally talking to a bum. He see's Ricker running by. Max grabs the Bum and throws bum into Ricker as Ricker is running by. Ricker falls to the ground. Suddenly the bum starts fighting Ricker. Ricker beats up the bum and is now tired. Max sneaks up to Ricker and pokes him in the eye. Max pushes Ricker and Ricker falls over the Bum. Max quickly pins Ricker and the bum counts.
1....2....3.
Max grabs the Combat title and runs out of the Ally
Beth sneaks up behind Max, and hits him in between the legs with a baseball bat. As max lies on the ground rolling in pain. A Referee just happens to be walking by, when Beth pins Max.
1...2...3!
Beth grabs the title.
Beth: That's why Rampage is better than brawl.
Beth runs on down the street.
As Cameron Hayden 2x EWC World Heavyweight Champion EWC World Tag Team Champion EWC Rampage Television Champion EWC Hall of Fame Inductee As Beth Harte EWC United States Champion
As Beth Runs down the street, Maddog is hanging around on the street corner with his trustie combat title midget refferee. When he sees Beth running, he sticks his foot out and Beth goes into the concrete hard. Maddog smiles and lies on top of Beth. The midget counts, but Maddog stops him. The midget gives maddog a weird look, but Maddog takes out a digital Camera.
Maddog: Quick, we'll sell a story to penthouse.
Maddog and the midget take about twenty minutes taking picutres, of various positions. Then once they finish, the midget counts the pin.
1
2
3!
Maddog takes both his titles and runs off to an already in the air helicopter. He climbs on the ladder and with his midget on his back, he climbs into the helicopter. Making sure no one else is in there, and the pilot is not a wrestler or manager or certain owner who Maddog dispises. They flie off...
the inhabitants of this earth are of two sorts. those with brains, but no religion those with religion, but no brains
*Level-One walks outside, With his hot chocolate. As he stumbles, And his drink falls all over the floor. Level-One sighs and goes back, In to get a new one. Level-One glances back out the window, As he see's a girl running down the street. She slips over the hot chocolate and her head bounces off the concrete. Level-One and the lady at the counter, Both squint there eyes, At the sight*
Level-One- Haha, I gotta check that out.
*The lady at the counter follows Level-One outside, As Level-One reconises beth. Level-One walks over, And Pins beth*
1.. 2.. Kick-out.
*Beth begins to stir, As Level-One walks over to the the counter lady*
Level-One- I can't.
Worker- Can what?
Level-One- Hit a girl.
*Level-One pleads with the worker, As the worker takes off her shoe, And wack beth in the head, Knocking her back to the floor*
1.. 2.. 3
Level-One- Hey, I really apreciated. Here's a tip.
*Level-One gives the lady, Tip money*
*As he runs down the street, And hides in a HUGE garbage bin*
TBC
Singles Record- 26-6-1-4 Tag Record- 10-3-0 Streak: 2+ Last Win- Amy Rosen Last Loss- Dr. Rosen & Crazyman
Current True Experts Champion 2x World Heavyweight Champion 1x 1/2 Tag Team Champion 1x Television champion 1x United States Champion 07 rookie of the year
Beth runs down the street and see's Level One lying in my Garbage can, she pushes the can over and lies on top of it, with Level's shoulder back on the ground. A random civilian walking by pulls off his shirt and it is revealed to be a referee's shirt. He counts. Beth pushes the can down the inclined street, and she runs off with the Combat title in hand.
As Cameron Hayden 2x EWC World Heavyweight Champion EWC World Tag Team Champion EWC Rampage Television Champion EWC Hall of Fame Inductee As Beth Harte EWC United States Champion
Post by Hopper Rose™ on Jul 13, 2007 23:33:53 GMT -6
Hopper hops [lol] outta a cab just as beth harte starts running with the Combat Title and almost cuts her in half with a spear. The ref comes running down the street and counts the 1...2...3...and hopper jumps into a manhole with the combat title in hand
"I am the one true King of Hardcore! Mutherfucker!."
'Wins and Losses mean nothing, it's the trail of broken bones and bloody chicklets you've left behind that counts!"
Post by Elijah Cross on Jul 14, 2007 0:03:04 GMT -6
As Hopper is falling, he misses the astro-Jump he was supposed to land on and lands on a homeless man.
Hopper: Thanks for breaking my fall.
The homeless man doesn't respond, but just lies there face-down. Hopper starts to walk away when a CLANG!! is heard. Hopper falls to the ground as we see the homeless man holding a shovel. The homeless man removes his clothes to reveal Mike Corral.
Corral: No problem.
Corral covers Hopper and slaps the mat three times before walking away with the title, whistling "Helter Skelter" by The Beatles.
REMEMBER.
EwC United States Champion (1x) EwC Tag Team Champion (1x with Jamal Jackson as Team Co-Jack) EwC 24-Hour Combat Champ (May '08) EwC Veteran
DJ Jones ahs followed the action for most of the time since he was last pinned. He noticed Level One's hill/garbage can role and Ricker's disgusting "closet" visit. He followed Hopper down ionto the manhole just after Mike Corral pinned Hopper. DJ follows quietly in the sewers until they come out to a large underground water filtration plant. With all the noise DJ Jones pulls out his cell phone and makes a call.
DJ:Hey guys I need help.
Voice: Sure thing dude.
After following Mike Corral for another long distance under the streets, DJ Jones notices his friends are in position to attack. Out of nowhere, four large men jump Mike Corral and perform Martial Arts moves. After a severe beating, it is revealed the men who helped DJ Jones are not really men, but in fact the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Splinter comes hobbling along just as DJ Jones covers Mike Corral for the pin and his sixth 24 Hour Title Championship. DJ than thanks the turtles and Splinter.
Leonardo:No problem
Donatello:Without a doubt
Michaelangelo:Cowabunga dude.
Raphael:Whatever.
DJ Jones than exits the sewer and heads off towards Central Park. He decides that even a grown man won't even enter the park at night.
Post by "The Elite" Jay Cee on Jul 14, 2007 3:04:48 GMT -6
Jay is in Central Park with Night vision goggles and army camoflauge following DJ. DJ thinks he can hear something and turns around but know one is there......or is there.
Jay dives out of a bush and the two grapple each other causing DJ to drop the title.
While the two are fighting a hobo picks up the shiney belt and tries to sneak off with it.
Jay gives DJ a devastating punch and then runs after the hobo. Jay trades the belt for $2 and 15cents and then puts it around his waste.
Jay picks up a garbage can and returns to where DJ is and gives a nice smash to the face with it.
Jay pins DJ and the Hobo returns and counts
1..
2..
3..
Jay then thanks the hobo and gives him half a chocolate bar that fell out the trash. He picks DJ up and puts him head first in the trash can and then pushes him down the hill. Jay smiles as he sees DJ roll into the distance.
Not actually knowing where he is or how he got there Jay decides to go to the tube station and try and find away home.
Post by Lance Fiennes on Jul 14, 2007 3:25:08 GMT -6
... As Jay Cee storms towards the entrance to the "tube" station, his Combat Title swinging back dramatically in the gust of wind that blows out as the automated doors open. Jay coughs, dropping his gaze to the floor to avoid having his eyes watered from the breeze.
It's when he looks up, however, that he realises that his eyes would've done well moistened.
His arch nemesis, Lance Fiennes, comes out, a baseball bat at the ready, and no sooner does he make no efforts to avoid knocking Cee across the head for a home run. The Combat title clinkers against the pavement as Jay twists around from the impact of the bat against his jaw, and he collapses, unconscious, as Lance puts his foot on Jay's chest.
Suddenly, a whistle blows, and Lance looks over his shoulder to find a referee... with a whistle. He scurries over to where Lance has mounted Jay with his foot, and he counts.
1...
2...
3!!!
Lance picks up the combat title, hands the referee a tip, then proceeds to drag Jay into the station and roll him down an escalator.
Lance- "I got beaten by a slinky last week. That sucks."
Chuckling to himself, Lance hurries over to a taxi, where he nigh-on photoidentifies the driver before catching his breath and sitting back.
Crazyman walks slowly through the streets of what we can only assume is New York, considering there were reports of mutant turtles beating up unsuspecting wrestlers only a few hours ago. As he walks across the street, he looks into a taxi and spots Lance Fiennes, the 24 Hour Combat belt in his lap.
Crazyman: Well deja fuckin' vu.
Lance has not spotted Crazyman yet, so Crazy quickly runs up to the cab and opens the door.
Crazyman: Guess this is your stop.
Realising that quip would have been more suitable had Lance been on a bus or train, Crazyman decides to overcome the social embarrassment the only way he knows how - by dragging Lance out of the taxi and smashing his head repeatedly against the pavement.
As Lance lies groaning in a heap, the cab driver gets out of the car.
Cab Driver: Hey, he hasn't paid his fare!
Crazyman: Tell you what - count this cover, and I'll give you double.
The cab driver agrees, counting 1, 2, 3 as Crazyman pins Lance's shoulders to the ground. He jumps up, pays the cab driver, and with the Combat title in his hands, races down the street. He spots a bicycle leaning up against a grocery store, and knowing desperate times call for desperate measures, he takes it, throwing some notes at the owner, who runs out of the store screaming at him. Crazyman races towards JFK airport. Maybe, just maybe, he'll finally be able to catch a flight home.
TBC
Sig by Maddog
Two Time Television Champion
Current United States Champion
Singles: 22-9-1 Tags: 8-6-0
Post by Jay Reynolds on Jul 14, 2007 7:13:38 GMT -6
But Crazyman was wrong because just before the entrance of the JFK airport Crazyman is interuppted by someone trying to sell Joey Orsome merchandise but he can't carry it all as there hasn't been much sold. Then Jay Reynolds appears as the man and he connects with Crazyman with an uppercut, all the Orsome stuff falls to the floor and Jay picks up a mug and breaks it over Crazymans head.
Jay: Haha i've always wanted to do that.
He grabs his head and picks him up and whips him into the glass of the airport building. Crazyman goes straight through it cutting all his face. Jay then goes for a cover. Jay shouts to the security guard to count he does.1...2....3.
Jay then grabs the belt and runs off before the police come for criminal damage.
*TBC*
1x EWC United States Champion Defeated Gabriel Martin at Night of Champions 8 13/08/06-24/12/06
Post by Joey Orsome on Jul 14, 2007 8:09:41 GMT -6
Joey just so happens to be walking through the airport when he spots Jay Rey smashing one of his own mugs, Joey becomes raged. Running after Jay he leaps on him pulling him to the floor. Joey then punches Jay Rey and then kicks him while standing up. Joey then picks up Jay Rey and rolls him onto a counter for tickets, Joey gets on and gives Jay the View to a Kill.
Joey: Welcome back Jay!!
Joey pins Jay as a counter person slams on the counter..
1
2
4
no 3!!
Joey smirks, slapping Jay and then runs, gets on a plane and flys to Africa, on the plane he grabs a parachute and dives out the plane and parachutes into a jungle, tbc!!
Post by Elijah Cross on Jul 14, 2007 12:37:47 GMT -6
Fortunately, Joey lands on a rubber tree and bounces to safety. As Joey goes to his secret hut, a tranquilizer dart is fired right at his neck, knocking him out. Out steps Mike Corral from the shadows, holding a shooter in his hand.
Corral: I knew those lessons would pay off soon.
Corral grabs a ref's shirt and places it on a monkey before making the cover.
1...
2....
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Corral: Just tap the floor one more time you stupid primate!!
3!!
Corral hops up and grabs the title before climbing a tree, swinging from tree to tree like Tarzan.
TBC
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Post by Suicide Flyer on Jul 14, 2007 15:09:06 GMT -6
As Corral reaches a tree he looks up and sees Suicide Flyer who stomps on his hand sending him flying from the tree into a huge puddle of mud. Flyer jumps down and pulls a muddy Corral out of the puddle and delivers a DDT into a bush. Flyer pulls the title out of the puddle and looks at it.
Flyer: What a shame that this title had to go through so much pain like this.
Flyer sees Corral climbing to his feet and delivers a huge shot with the title. Then he pulls him up and delivers the Death Drop into the bush again. Flyer sees the monkey with the referee uniform on and pulls him over for the pin: 1 . . . 2 . . . 3 . . .
Flyer climbs to his feet and high fives the monkey before grabbing the title and heading into the darkness of the forest.
Post by Joey Orsome on Jul 14, 2007 15:20:21 GMT -6
Out of the darkness steps his worst nightmare, no not a moster or a fist, a giant doll....that punches him in the face. Out of that doll comes Joey Orsome smiling.
Joey: Always wanted to do that!
Joey jumps down and covers Suicide Flyer as a smaller doll comes out of the darkness and pins...
1..
2..
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Joey looks over and unfortunately the dolls hand has fallen off,
Joey: Fu**ing sah*t stitching!
Joey grabs the broken dolls hand and taps it on the floor one more time before picking the belt and the doll up and skipping back into the forest, tbc!
Crazyman has been beaten, bloodied, prodded and humiliated. He's had enough. He's getting far, far away from this whole mess. Boarding the first plane he can catch, he decides to get as far from the 24 Hour Combat Championship as he can. It just so happens that the flight he's on is a long-haul flight to the Dark Continent itself - Africa. He appears to be the only passenger, too. However, the flight has been bumpy to say the least, and Crazyman decides to talk to the pilot and see what the problem is.
(What follows is a scene from The Critic...)
Crazyman opens the cockpit door, only to be confronted by the sight of a penguin at the controls.
Crazyman: It's a penguin!
He picks up an empty bottle of bourbon.
Crazyman: And he's drunk!... Hold on a minute! Penguins can't fly. Penguins can't fly!
The airplane immediately drops from the sky. Fortunately it makes a safe crash landing in the heart of the Congo. Crazyman crawls from the wreckage. He and the penguin begin marching in search of civilisation.
And then he sees Joey Orsome with the 24 Hour Combat belt. Understandably, he's annoyed.
Crazyman: WHY!? WHY DOES IT TAUNT ME SO!?
In his blind rage, Crazyman rushes Orsome and shoves him into a tree. One kick to the gut and a piledriver later, Joey is down and hurt. Crazyman makes the cover. The penguin, who can't fly but clearly knows how to count, smacks the ground three times. Crazyman picks up the belt , and together he and the penguin run further into the jungle. Or further out of the jungle. He can't tell.
Last Edit: Jul 14, 2007 15:53:01 GMT -6 by Crazyman
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Post by Joey Orsome on Jul 14, 2007 17:47:18 GMT -6
But he does go deeper into the forest and into a world of dolls. The dolls surround Crazy Man, and yes he does go literally crazy as they all begin to laugh. Crazy Mn circles wondering what the fu** is happening when a loud cry of dog pile is heard. All at once the dolls dive on Crazy Man and then out of nowhere Joey comes and sits on top, Joeys smaller doll who is now fixed makes the pin
1...
2...
3...!!
But wait all these dolls pinning, who is the champ? They all look bemused until Joey nicks the title as he was on the top of the pin and he runs into the forest chased by the dolls.....TBC!
As Joey is running down the forest path, beth Harte leaps out of a tree and lands on top of Joey with a thud. She pins him.
1 2 3~~!!!
Beth takes the title and runs up the tree to hide.
As Cameron Hayden 2x EWC World Heavyweight Champion EWC World Tag Team Champion EWC Rampage Television Champion EWC Hall of Fame Inductee As Beth Harte EWC United States Champion
Post by Noah Rodgers on Jul 14, 2007 20:00:14 GMT -6
Harte is sitting in her tree when she hears a buzzing sound. She looks down to see Redface cutting the tree down. Beth jumps out of the tree before it falls, and lands in the arms of Rodgers, who hits a powerbomb, then lefts Beth to her feet and hits his pattented Color Crush right onto the tree! he covers.
1....2....3!
He grabs the belt, puts on a jet pack, and flys out of the forest.