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Post by Lance Fiennes on Jul 20, 2007 9:28:34 GMT -6
But Lance is there to push DJ in. DJ chokes on water and goes unconscious temporarily as Lance drags him out. Bob just stands there with his thumb up his ass as a pissed of Lance pins the guy.
Lance- "How many times do I have to pin you before you leave me alone!"
So Lance locks on a figure four leg lock instead. After a while, Bob (a part time referee in his ghostly ways...) counts the submission and Lance makes off with the title after kicking DJ Jones back into the water. He runs to Wall Street...
Post by Nick Sadistic on Jul 20, 2007 11:37:03 GMT -6
Unknown to Lance, an old EWC wrestler was waiting for him around the corner. As Lance makes his way thought Wall Street, Nick was hanging out in the ally. Lance walks by and Nick swings a bat, hitting the midsection of Lance, knocking the wind out of him. Then as Lance is bent over catching his breath, Nick does a DDT. Sending Lance's head crashing to the sidewalk.
Nick takes the the belt.
Nick: The EWC is going to change now that I'm back!
Nick gets in his car and takes off to Donald Trumps Towers!
Post by Hurricane Jeff on Jul 20, 2007 18:17:23 GMT -6
Hurricane Jeff just happens to be walking by.
HJ: HEY! You didn't pin Lance and you stole the belt.
With Lance still on the ground, HJ covers him.
1.....2....3.
HJ: Yes, I'm the champ, now to get that Belt.
Unlikly for Nick, HJ is a fast runner. HJ takes off running after nick and spears him from behind.
HJ: Thats my belt bitch.
HJ grabs the belt and takes off running
EwC Accomplishments Current Combat Champ (4x) (First person to successfully retain the title and also won the title once as Max Carter) Former Undisputed Champ Former International Champ EWC Hall of Famer
*Level-One spots Hurricane Jeff running down the street, As Level-One is on the other side. Level-One jets through traffic, As he rolls over back first on a couple, As he gets right infront of Hurricane Jeff*
Level-One- I'm faster than a Hurric---
*Level-One his punched in the face by HJ. As Level-One knees Huricane Jeff in the stomach. And tosses him into a brick wall. Level-One grabs HJ, Backs up and tosses HJ, Through a coffee shop glass, As Level-One walks through the broken window, As Level-One screams at the coffee shop worker*
Level-One- A double Hot chocolate...With extra chocolate
*Level-One leans over Jeff*
Level-One- I like chocolate!
*Level-One shrugs, As he pins Jeff, Using Jeffs hand to count the three*
1-2-3.
Winner And new champion.
*Level-One runs behind the coffee shop counter, As he directs every worker to exit the staff area, Level-One double checks and makes sure no one is there. Level-One hits the alarm, And huge fence barricade, Slides across the counter, Blocking off any entry. As Level-One hides in the back with the champion ship*
TBC
Singles Record- 26-6-1-4 Tag Record- 10-3-0 Streak: 2+ Last Win- Amy Rosen Last Loss- Dr. Rosen & Crazyman
Current True Experts Champion 2x World Heavyweight Champion 1x 1/2 Tag Team Champion 1x Television champion 1x United States Champion 07 rookie of the year
Post by Lance Fiennes on Jul 20, 2007 22:27:44 GMT -6
Level-One hides in front of a giant crate, where he hugs the title like his mother. Unbeknownst to him, Lance has an affinity with crates, and he bursts out the top with a crowbar, cracking it again Level-One's head.
Lance pins Level-One as the coffee store owner (also a referee) makes the count.
1...
2...
3!!!
Lance takes the belt and makes a run for it, ending up in a nearby Pizza Hut.
Post by Nick Sadistic on Jul 20, 2007 22:45:52 GMT -6
Nick gets up from the ground not knowing what hit him. Nick seen Level-One go to the Coffee Shop and all the gates closing. Nick gets up and runs to the Coffee Shop, while the gates were slowly closing, Nick slides and makes it.
Nick looks around and Level-one's head is bobbing up and down behind the counter. Nick walks quietly to the counter and picks up a coffee maker and tosses it hard on Level-ones head knocking him out.
Nick: Well shit I got all happy that I forgot to pin the last bastard!
Nick pins Level-one 1..........2........3!
Nick: The NEW 24 Hour Champ Nick Sadistic! Hey this time it counts.
Nick gets out of the Coffee Shop and runs over to a Hooters and hides in the back with all the girls.
DJ Jones looks at all the chaos that has happened. He witnessed Lance Fiennes win the title only to have it taken from him by Nick Sadistic, than watch as Sadistic made a rookie mistake by not pinning and Hurricane Jeff capitalizing,Level One locking himself inside a store security center and Lance Fiennes winning the title and Nick Sadistic again not paying attention. Disgusted, DJ Jones walks into the coffe shop and finds Sadistic. Gone. DJ looks around and tries the Hooters restaurant. Once inside he tells everyone but the workers to leave. After all the customers leave, DJ Jones has everybody line up single file. He looks at everyone and tries to find Nick Sadistic. He spots one female in particular who he can't seem to stop looking at. He walks up to the "girl" and grabs her hair. A wig. Underneath is Nick Sadistic. DJ Jones beats Nick badly and handcuffs him to one of the pillars inside Hooters. As he is leaving, DJ Jones thinks of something and turns around and heads back towards Nick Sadistic. He grabs Nicks pants and yanks them down to his ankles. DJ Jones is heard mumbling something underneath his breath as the female workers laugh at Nick and his "situation"
DJ: Fucking idiot rookie.
After checking a couple of other places, DJ Jones decides to check the only place left in town....Pizza Hut. Upon entering the establishment, he immediately recognizes Lance Fiennes. Lance is sitting by himself yelling at people who bother him and stuffing his face with cheese sticks and pizza. DJ slowly sneaks up behind Lance and grabs a pizza tray ,with a full large pepperoni pizza, and whacks Lance in the face. The grease from the pizza blinds Lance and DJ Jones takes advantage. Next DJ Jones throws Lance into the salad bar. DJ grabs a plate.
DJ: You look a little fat from all that pizza Lance, how bout a salad?
DJ breaks the plate over Lance's head.
DJ: We can start with some lettuce. You like lettuce Lance?
DJ throws lettuce in Lance's face.
DJ: How about some tomatoes or cucumbers? Peppers?
As DJ Jones goes down the salad bar, he throws everything he says in Lance's face. Finally they get to the end of the bar where all that is left are croutons and soup.
DJ: You like croutons Lance, you look like a guy who LOVES croutons?
DJ grabs a handful of croutons and shoves them into Lance's mouth.
DJ: Lance I need your help man, I can't tell if this soup is hot. Is it?
DJ grabs Lance's hand and puts it into the soup container. Lance screams in agony and spits out the croutons. Lance finally manages to get to his feet and tries to mount a comeback. Everytime Lance tries to throw a punch or kick, DJ Jones hits the burned hand. Finally, getting sick with toying with Lance, DJ hits a DJ Driver onto a table. A fat referee eating a salad, he said he was trying to lose weight, gets up and counts the pin. 1...2...3. DJ grabs his title and pays for all damages. He than goes outside and grabs a cab. He than asks the man to drive him to the middle of nowhere. Several hours later DJ Jones is standing in the middle of nowhere, miles upon miles of nothing all around him. All of a sudden a purple penguin starts to walk his way.
Post by Lance Fiennes on Jul 21, 2007 3:10:55 GMT -6
Of course, Lance finds himself occupying his second job as a professional digger. Digging himself into nowhere, he pops his head up and, lowenbehold, sees DJ Jones stumbling around like a moron, hallucinating penguins. So Lance jumps up and kicks DJ in the balls from behind.
Lance- "For God's sakes. You just won't die!"
DJ Jones hits the ground and Lance pins him as the penguin mirage suddenly materialises with a referee's suit and he pats his wings against the floor for the count.
1...
2...
3!!!
Lance takes the combat title and jumps on a hovercraft which blows him to Alaska.
Post by Jay Reynolds on Jul 21, 2007 7:54:27 GMT -6
On the coast of Alaska is Jay doing his second hobby fishing, he's sees Lance Fiennes of all people get off the hovercraft with the Combat title around his waist. Jay casts a line over to Lance catching the hook on his arm cutting it. Lance looks down in pain and in shock, then out of nowhere Jay runs at Lance with the fishing rod using it as a weapon on Lance who tries covering up.
Jay then takes a bit of the rod making it a bit smaller and holds one end of the rod, he puts it inbetween Lance's legs and grabs the over end and starts shaking the rod up and down leaving Lance in agony with his private parts. Jay then hits a J Connection and he covers him. One of the over fisherman begins the count. 1...2...3.
Jay grabs the belt and jumps onto his fising boat and sails off to Scotland.
*TBC*
1x EWC United States Champion Defeated Gabriel Martin at Night of Champions 8 13/08/06-24/12/06
Post by Lance Fiennes on Jul 21, 2007 7:56:09 GMT -6
After spending a good few weeks to get there, Jay collapses in exhaustion. Lance, however, is waiting at the docks all spruced up after doing the sensible thing and taking a flight there. Jay falls out of his boat and onto the docks, where Lance stands, and is pinned. A nearby Scottish fisher makes the count.
1...
2...
3!!!
Lance takes the belt, jumps in Jay's boat, and sails off to Ireland.
Crazyman walks through the streets of Dublin city. He's glad he took this opportunity to get away and get back in touch with his Irish roots. So peaceful after all that horrid business with the 24 Hour Combat Title. God, what was he thinking going to all that trouble for a silly belt?
He finds himself in Larne, in the North East of the island. Ah, this is wonderful, and on a clear day you can even see Scotland from here! Yep, Scotland...
Oh look, a boat! Who's that in the boat? Certainly looks familiar...
As the boat gets closer, Crazyman realises it is Lance Fiennes, and Lance has the 24 Hour belt.
Crazyman: ... You gotta be f**k**g kiddin' me.
Crazyman waits for Lance to land and jump onshore. As he ties up the boat, Crazyman rushes him from behind, knocking him to the ground. Jumping on top of Lance, Crazyman grabs him by the throat and tries to choke the life out of him. Lance manages to push him off, and gets back to his feet, just in time for Crazyman to nail him with a Bionic Elbow. Lance's head bounces off the dock. Crazyman covers Lance Fiennes, and a local sea captain makes the count.
1... 2... 3!
Crazyman picks up the belt, hops into his rental car and immediately drives to Fermanagh. because nobody goes to Fermanagh.
Last Edit: Jul 21, 2007 14:04:35 GMT -6 by Crazyman
Sig by Maddog
Two Time Television Champion
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Singles: 22-9-1 Tags: 8-6-0
Post by Lance Fiennes on Jul 21, 2007 21:24:35 GMT -6
... Nobody... except Lance Fiennes dressed in a hot dog suit, handing out free weiners.
Crazyman stops to pick one up, not even looking at the cut out whole in the giant weiner where Lance's face is, and he sooner finds an anvil on his head than a weiner in his mouth. Lance then hobbles onto Crazyman while a nearby Fermanagh resident (a referee still looking for work in the middle of nowhere...) makes the count.
1...
2...
3!!!
Lance takes the belt and hobbles into his hotdogmobile before speeding off, taking a ferry, and heading to London.
Merry old England. A place DJ Jones dispizes. He cannot stand the British people's mannerisms towards other people. In his mind America is better and Wales should be a different country. While DJ Jones is looking at the Big Ben Tower on his trip, he notices Lance Fiennes running through the streets of London. Lance is carrying the 24 Hour Title. DJ follows Lance until he reaches the back streets of London. DJ makes his move and clonks Lance in the back of the head and throws him through a local pub window. DJ Jones enters the pub and notices a bunch of drunk English rugby fans. DJ thinks quick and tells the men that Lance said France was going to kick their arses in the next rugby game. Infuriated the men jump on top of Lance and pound him til he is unconscious. Before they throw him out of the bar DJ Jones asks the men to let him pin Lance. A referee, drunk off his ass comes stumbling over. 1...*hic*1...2..*hic.2...3 *hic. The referee awards the match to DJ Jones and the angry mob throw Lance in the dumpster outside. As a reward, DJ Jones buys the whole pub pints and pays for all damages. After a couple of hours of drinking, DJ Jones leaves the pub and orders a taxi to Aberfawn.
Post by Lance Fiennes on Jul 22, 2007 3:57:26 GMT -6
In Aberfawn, DJ Jones settles down in a hotel for the night. When he wakes up the next morning, he calls for room service. He watches the adult channel on his TV, and then rubs his hands with delight as the doorbell goes. He opens the door with cash at the ready, then looks up to find Lance Fiennes in a maid's gown punching him in the face. DJ Jones hits the floor as Lance stomps on his head over and over until he's knocked out, and then Lance jumps on top of DJ Jones, a nearby referee staying at the hotel jumps in then to count the pin.
1...
2...
3!!!
Lance takes the belt, tears off his maid's gear, steals his food, and takes a taxi back to London.
Post by Jay Reynolds on Jul 22, 2007 5:42:40 GMT -6
Waiting at the Taxi stop after visiting his Granfather Hay Reynolds spots Lance getting out the taxi behind him just before he gets in one, as Lance gets out he also sees the Combat title over his shoulder. Jay sprints over and dropkicks the car door into Lance knocking him down.
He thewn jumps onto the taxi roof and hits a swanton bomb onto to Lance. He covers Lance and the taxi driver gets out to start the count.
1...
2...
3. Jay grabs the belt and catches the next bus to Southampton.
*TBC*
1x EWC United States Champion Defeated Gabriel Martin at Night of Champions 8 13/08/06-24/12/06
While in Southampton, Jay decides to visit his mum. On his way to her house he spots DJ Jones holding his throbbing head and a french maids outfit. Not to be conspicuos, Jay gives the 24 Hour title to an old chap of his from grammar school. He walks up to DJ Jones politely and asks him if he needs help. DJ Jones is looking for Lance Fiennes. Jay happily sends DJ Jones towards London. Jay said he saw Lance getting out of a taxi there. DJ Jones, angry, storms off towards London. Jay ,thinking he is out of the woods, goes back to his grammar school chap and retrieves his title.
On the way to London, DJ Jones thinks of why Jay Reynolds would send him after Lance if he saw Lance. And if Jay saw Lance, he must have seen the 24 Hour Title. Suddenly it hits him, Jay was sending DJ Jones on a wild goose chase. DJ tells the driver to turn around and head back to Southampton. After arriving back in Southampton, he immediately starts looking for Jay Reynolds. He asks a couple of locals, unknowing they were helping DJ Jones find his title, tell DJ where to find Jay. He finally finds Jay's mum's house and waits patiently. DJ may be a warrior, but he would never beat an opponent in front of there mum. After waiting a couple of hours, Jay emerges from the house and DJ Jones attacks. DJ hits a corkscrew suplex, a Dagon Powerbomb, and a DDT. Jay responds with a enzugiri. (Jay was fighting on a full stomach of his mum's cooking.) Not impressed, DJ Jones catches Jay Reynolds in a Downfall and covers for the pin. Out of nowhere 1...2...3 is heard. Looking up after the pin, DJ Jones realizes Jay Reynolds own mum,wearing a referee shirt, counted the 1-2-3. After thanking Jay's mum, and watching Jay get yanked in the house by his ear, DJ Jones decides to go to the local pub for a pint. After a couple of pints, DJ Jones boards a plane and heads to Bratislava. This war torn country is one place nobody will go.
Angelina Jolie is one of the most beautiful women in the world. Intelligent, talented and kind-hearted, she is also a goodwill ambassador for the United Nations.
Crazyman has been stalking her for seven years.
This week, Angelina is in Bratislava, and as per usual Crazyman is not far behind. Having tracked Angelina down, attempted to reveal his undying love for her, and getting maced in the face, he is now sitting on the curb pouring water into his eyes. Some things never change...
Finally able to see clearly again, Crazyman spots DJ Jones. Now why would he be in Slovakia, of all places? The answer becomes crystal clear when Crazyman sees the 24 Hour Combat belt around DJ's waist.
Crazyman hides behind a car, and as DJ passes by, he leaps out. But DJ has the reflexes of a cat, and he throws Crazyman to the ground. Undeterred, Crazy jumps to his feet and catches Jones with a double leg takedown. Hitting an elbow to the, uh, "lower abdomen," Crazyman then picks DJ up and throws him headfirst through the windscreen of a shitty East European car. Dragging him back out onto the street, Crazyman makes a pin.
Unfortunately, no one nearby speaks good enough English to understand that they must make a count. No one except...
Crazyman: Angelina! I promise I will follow the rules of the restraining order if you count a pin for me.
And so Angelina Jolie and her bodyguards follow Crazyman back to DJ Jones. But Jones has gotten up and is hobbling away. Crazyman cuts him down with a forearm to the back of the head, then drags him onto the hood of a car and piledrives him.
Crazyman pins DJ and Angelina Jolie counts - 1... 2... 3!
Crazyman grabs the belt, attempts to kiss Angelina, gets punched in the stomach by a 340 pound black man with no sense of humour, and runs to the train station. Next stop - Vienna, Austria....
TBC
Sig by Maddog
Two Time Television Champion
Current United States Champion
Singles: 22-9-1 Tags: 8-6-0
"Vienna. The former home of the Ottoman Empire. God I hate this place." sayd DJ Jones,after getting off a bus while on his hunt for Crazyman,"Actually I hate almost every place outside the USA and Wales." DJ finally finds Crazyman walking with the 24 Hour Title and eating ice cream. DJ suddenly spears Crazyman from behind and Crazyman's face goes into his ice cream. Dj than throws a couple of punches to the back of Crazyman's skull. After DJ is comfortable with his work, he finds a referee and has him count. 1...2...3. Dj grabs his title and heads to Siberia.
Post by Lance Fiennes on Jul 23, 2007 6:27:10 GMT -6
In Siberia, he quickly finds his lack of clothes in such cold weather to be overwhelming, and he freezes almost instantly. Lance is there in a snowsuit to push over his frozen body and pin him as a nearby Siberian referee counts the pin.
1...
2...
3!!!
Lance takes the frozen over Combat title, drags DJ Jones to a nearby boiler room, and then runs off to St. Petersburg.
We find Lance Fiennes in the center square of St. Petersburg watching mimes (because honestly, what else does he have to do with himself, like, ever). To the side of the mimes a few kids are competing against one another in a breakdance competition. The one dancing now is pulling off some sweet moves, spinning on his head, legs spread out forming a perfect T. The dancer then spins around and around like a top losing momentum. The dancer gets entirely too close and hits Lance in his hoo-hoos, his mommy-daddy button, twig and berries, nards, balls, cajones, genitals, as small as they may be. Lance drops to his knees and the dancer quickly gets to his feet. He takes off a rastafarian wig to reveal that he is, of course, Sean "The Man" Ferguson, the winner of last month's 24 Combat Title. He grabs the title and runs for the hills.
TBC
It is important to note, I'm not a superhero. You may think I am, but I'm not. So, please stop insisting otherwise.
Post by Jay Reynolds on Jul 23, 2007 14:35:27 GMT -6
Ferg is then stopped in his tracks by some local tourists, trying to find out some information, but their Chinese and Sean can't understand them. They then start shouting and screaming at Sean to look behind him but he doesn't understand them and out of nowhere Jay Reynolds smashes a glass bottle of beer, Budweiser to be exact over his head, knocking Sean out.
Jay: Cheers for that guys.
Chinese Man: No problem sir, good day to you.
Jay covers Sean and the Chinese man counts, 1...2...3.
Jay grabs the belt and runs to the nearest train station.
*TBC*
1x EWC United States Champion Defeated Gabriel Martin at Night of Champions 8 13/08/06-24/12/06
Post by Lance Fiennes on Jul 24, 2007 5:24:24 GMT -6
At the nearest train station, Lance reaches out his arms as Jay runs along to catch a train. Cleverly, Lance is hidden by a newspaper so that Jay doesn't see what's coming. Jay basically falls right back on his head from the impact, throwing the Combat title into the air.
The combat title falls into Lance's hand.
Lance- "Apparently you didn't notice, Jay, but Sean never pinned or made me tap out, so you kinda pinned him for no reason."
Lance picks Jay up and throws him into the nearest train just as the doors close, trapping Jay inside as the train takes off. Lance meanwhile strolls back onto the streets of St. Petersburg...
While in St. Petersburg, Lance decides to go to one of those bars/clubs that are open 24 hours. Ironic. More like moronic, as soon as Lance walks into one establishment he is looked upon with unwelcoming eyes. To try and settle his nerves Lance orders vodka. After taking the glass his throat starts to burn. Asking for water, he is instantly laughed upon by the other patrons as a pussy. A man comes walking over, orders the same drink, throws back in one gulp, and punches Lance in the face. This man is none other than DJ Jones. Infuriated on how he embarrassed him in Amberfawn, DJ unleashes hell on poor Lance. After a bloodied beating, DJ Jones has one of the men, a big burly Russioan from the Siberian Wrestling Organization, count. 1...2...3. DJ Jones has pinned Lance Fiennes again, for like the 8th time. Not wanting Lance to follow him, DJ has his Russian friends take Lance away. DJ is heard mumbling something as his friends leave with Lance.
DJ: Fucking KGB. I hope Lance don't piss them off. A couple of days in a Siberian prison should cool him off.
Before leaving the club, DJ Jones has one more shot of vodka and heads to Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada
Post by Lance Fiennes on Jul 25, 2007 6:40:14 GMT -6
OOC: I held the title for over 24 hours since Sean forgot to pin me, so technically I've won this. Still waiting for Mac's response, but I'll keep the titles changing hands until the matter is settled.
IC: Lance is thrown out of a plane over Canada, bound down by relatively weak ropes with a parachute strapped to his back. One of those Russian torture methods or something. Heh.
Anyway, Lance bulges his muscles through the magic of steroids and pulls out his parachute at the right time, floating down to Winnipeg, where he finds himself in the inner city... floating a few meters above none other than DJ Jones. Seeking a chance for "RETRIBUTION!", Lance cuts his parachute off and falls the rest of the way, landing on top of DJ Jones with a loud thud, knocking him unconscious from the impact while Lance's fall is cushioned. A nearby referee runs over to count the inadvertant pin.
1...
2...
3!!!
Lance rubs his ass from the sore landing and takes the belt from DJ Jones, running off to the airport...
Sean steps out of a parked car in the parking lot of the airport, hitting Lance Fiennes with the door as he tried to walk by. Sean grabs Lance by the back of the head and throws him in a nearby time machine. Sean stands over him and starts pounding Lance in the face as the time machine takes them back to St. Petersberg square a couple of days ago.
When they re-appear, Lance-of-then has been kicked and is on the ground holding his family jewels. Sean runs right by the Sean-of-now and Sean reaches out and snatches the belt out of his hands. Sean-of-now then grabs Lance-of-now and drags him to Lance-of-then. He pins both of them as a tall man with a shock of white hair counts 1...2...3...
Sean then drags Lance-of-now back to the time machine. The tall man with white hair follows Sean-of-now and Lance-of-now back to the time machine.
Tall Man: Sean, we have to save your parents from Biff! We have to go BACK!...To the future!
Sean: Not now, Doc. I have to take this guy back to a couple of days from now before anyone realizes that I messed up and forgot to pin him a couple days ago.
Tall Man: But, Sean, you're family's starting to disappear from all of your old pictures!
Sean: Not now, Doc!
Sean-of-now and Lance-of-now disappear and then re-appear to today in the airport parking lot. Sean pulls Lance out of the time machine and tosses him in the trunk of the car that Sean had gotten out of. He shuts the lid and walks away with the belt.
It is important to note, I'm not a superhero. You may think I am, but I'm not. So, please stop insisting otherwise.
Post by Lance Fiennes on Jul 26, 2007 16:20:30 GMT -6
As Sean walks away, Lance finds himself kicking open the lid of the trunk that apparently had no buckle on it. Lance slips through the creaking-sounded crack he make and then pulls himself onto his feet, brushing himself off. He turns around to find Fergi with the title, ready to bash it over his head. He does, in fact, and Lance hits the back of the car, groaning as he puts one hand over his forehead.
Lance- "FUCK! I'm bleeding! Shit! Help me! Get me a medicative thing of some sort like... uh... a bandaid!"
Sean freaks, not wanting to be liable for some kind of (huge) injury, so he reaches into his pockets to see if he has a spare band-aid handy. By the time he realises that he's too much of a violent son of a bitch to carry stuff like that around, Lance kicks him in the balls, prods him onto his back, and pins him as a referee materialises from the past to count.
1...
2...
3!!!
Lance takes the belt as Sean groans, clutching his mahn-meat. Lance then jumps into the car of which the trunk he was in before came handy. He slams on the accelerator and takes off, Destination: Mongolia.
Arriving in Mongolia Lance gets out of his car and begins to run towards a hotel. He looks behind him and continues to run at full speed. Unknowingly Lance and Link collide as Link was running away from some crazy woman that wanted to make him a father. The both fall to the ground, Lance knocked out, Link falls over him. A local shopkeep who notices who they both are exclaims, "EWC! IN MONGOIA! We have title match!"
He drops down and counts. 1....2......3
NEW CHAMPION. He picks Link up and the new title and puts them both on a boat that drifts all the way back to America.
Post by Lance Fiennes on Jul 27, 2007 19:16:53 GMT -6
In America, a furthermore parched and underfed Link falls onto the dock he lands at, and Lance Fiennes (once again) taking the initiative to fly to America, is there to pin him in his under nourished state.
A nearby fisher, a part time referee, lunges over to count.
1...
2...
3!!!
Lance takes the rusty belt and hitchhikes to North Dakota for no particular reason.
Post by Moses Lake on Jul 28, 2007 18:31:09 GMT -6
As Lance begins to hitchhike down the road, a car comes out of nowhere and plows into Lance, knocking him into the nearby ditch.
Meanwhile, inside the car, Sean Ferguson, who is in the passenger seat, turns to Moses Lake, the driver.
Sean: Aren't you going to pin him?
Moses: Why?
Sean: He's holding the 24 hour belt. Isn't that why you hit him?
Moses: What the fuck is a 24 hour belt.
Sean: Dammit, Moses, just go pin him or he'll become the Combat Champion.
Moses sighs in frustration, backs the car up, and puts a foot on Lance's twitching body in the ditch. Sean counts the cover.
1...
2...
3...
Moses walks away.
Sean: Get the belt!
Moses rolls his eyes, picks up the belt, and walks back to the car.
Sean: What a shame... 45 more minutes, and he'd have won...
Moses: Whatever.
Moses and Sean drive away into the sunset.
Former 2x EwC Champion Former Hardcore Champion Former International Champion (Record 148 Day Reign) Former Television Champion 2006 King of the Cage 2009 King of the Cage Hall of Fame Class of 2009
After getting out of a hospital in Canada, DJ Jones decides to hunt down the 24 Hour Title. He is walking down the road when all of a sudden a car swerves and nearly misses him by inches. DJ quickly notices the driver and passenger as the two knuckleheads from Brawl. He ignores what has happened and notices Lance lying in a ditch on the side of a road. DJ quickly checks for the 24 Hour title. Nowhere. He remembers the two guys driving the car and puts it all together. He calls 9-1-1 and has them send an ambulance out for Lance. He than calls his buddy who picks him up 15 minutes later. As DJ and his buddy are driving down the interstate (or whatever Canada calls highways), they spot the car in teh distance. As they pull up along side of the car, DJ opens his door and jumps on the roof. He makes it and starts to punch the sunroof in. After breaking the glass and using his strength to get halfway in the car, DJ punches Moses in the driver's side window and elbow's Sean Ferguson in the mouth. Before the car turns on it's side, DJ Jones jumps off the roof and rolls to safety. After brushing himself off, DJ gets up and walks to the damaged car. Sean Ferguson is out cold in the passenger seat and Moses Lake is stumbling away. DJ Jones grabs Moses and throws him back to the car. Moses hits the car with a thud, and screams in agony. DJ Jones than begins to pummel Moses until he is semi-unconscious. DJ covers Moses as he grabs Sean's hand and slaps it on the floor.
1...2...3.
DJ thinks he has won, but isnt sure. All of a sudden he sees a car coming down the road. A referee is driving and notices the cover. The referee jumps out of the car and slaps the ground.
1...2...3.
The pin is official and DJ is the 24 Hour Champion for now. DJ jumps in the ref's car and peals away leaving the referee behind to deal with the mess. On his escape, DJ calls 911 again and tells them of the other accident. DJ aint a bad guy. DJ than continues to drive until he runs out of gas. West Virginia?