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Post by President Mac on Nov 23, 2007 21:40:24 GMT -6
From 09:43PM CST on the 23RD of the month of Nov till 11:59PM on the LAST day of NOVEMBERany wrestler may attempt to dethron THE CHAMPION of the title. The person left with the title at 11:59PM (on the last day of the month) will be the new champion for THAT month and may CLAIM the title in there title histories
If YOU are left as the CHAMPION at the end of the month (or hold onto the title for more then 24hours), you are able to CLAIM yourself as a TRUE COMBAT champion! At the start of every month a NEW posting will be made and the BELT will be up for grabs!
NO OOC COMMENTS ARE ALLOWED AT ALL YOU MUST POST DESCRIPTIVE TITLE CHANGES...not just "Bob covers for the pin...1...2...3...new champ
Try to be creative and MUST BE REALISTIC. You CANNOT kill a wrestler or USE him in a way that would HURT is persona. Try to add to the story...how you beat him and where you go next.
ADD *TBC* at the end of every post if you can remember to do so
Have fun!!!!
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President Mac stands in the middle of the ring in the empty MTS Centre in Winnipeg Manitoba where every combat title begins it's new reign!
Mac has the belt raised high above the ring and then walks out as the scene fades to black
*Level-One spears Chambers to the floor, from a random side-walk. Level-One hooks the legs and floats over for the three count*
1... 2...
3! New Champion.
*Level-One looks over, to see a hang selling drugs shrugs his shoulders and goes to hang out with the gang-bangers*
Singles Record- 26-6-1-4 Tag Record- 10-3-0 Streak: 2+ Last Win- Amy Rosen Last Loss- Dr. Rosen & Crazyman
Current True Experts Champion 2x World Heavyweight Champion 1x 1/2 Tag Team Champion 1x Television champion 1x United States Champion 07 rookie of the year
Post by Judo Jimmy on Nov 23, 2007 22:20:55 GMT -6
*Level One is hanging out with gangbangers, when Jame's grandmother comes out of nowhere with a shotgun, and orders level one to the ground. James pins him, and his grandmother rips off her shirt to reveal a referee's shirt underneath, counts 1...2...3*
James gets in the car head for a gas station to refill.
Career Record: 42-8-1 1 NC EwC Undisputed World Champion(1x)
Saul Weisz runs in with his guitar, bashes James with it, and then pins him. The petrol station worker also appears to be a referee, and makes the count.
1 2 3!
Saul takes the belt and runs off to his next concert in nearby... uh... Japan.
Post by Judo Jimmy on Nov 23, 2007 22:40:07 GMT -6
*Saul approaches the entrance to the stage, ready to perform. James comes out of nowhere, with a bloody head, stroking a guitar and singing off key*
JAMES: IS SOMEONE GETTING THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST OF YOU?! IS SOMONE TAKING THE BAIT? IT'S REAL! THE PAIN YOU FEEL! THE LIES, THE LOVE...
*Saul falls to the ground, holding his ears in agony. James pins him, and once again, leaves with the belt, headed to challenge Shadow Man to a game of foos ball.*
Career Record: 42-8-1 1 NC EwC Undisputed World Champion(1x)
Post by Joey Orsome on Nov 24, 2007 4:11:26 GMT -6
But on his way he meets Joey Orsome. Orsome spots the belt.
"Thats back? Fuck"
Joey runs at Chambers kicking him in the nuts. Joey then shoves the apple he was just eating in Chambers mouth and then double stamps him right in the chest.
A referee then lands on the ground and releases his parachute.
Joey: Haha fuck, they are always here on time. Tis crazy!
Joey pins Chambers 1,2,3 and then runs off to hide in a bush. Could be any bush in the world, use your imagination.
Post by Lance Fiennes on Nov 24, 2007 7:26:21 GMT -6
Lance finds Orsome in an Australian bush, and thus releases a pack of dingoes into the bushes. One of them bites his face, and he faints in the combined heat and pain. Lance waltzes over in his board shorts and sandals and pins him while a bush ranger, doubling as a referee, jumps out and makes the count.
1!
2!
3!
Lance takes the belt and runs off to Sydney Harbour where he catches a ferry to Melbourne.
*We find James in the woods, hiding out in the pouch of a really, really, really big kangaroo. He has a pair of binoculars and is waiting for Lance's ferry to come. It does, and we see lance strolling off with the title. Chamber pulls out a straw-like aparratus with "acme" written on, put it between his lips, and blows. A tranqualizer dart flies out, hitting Lance in the neck and making him say "Hee" in a high pitched voice before falling. James pins him, the kangaroo counts. 1...2...3 James takes the belt, and speeds away to face Treat Williams in a game of golf.
Last Edit: Nov 24, 2007 8:02:06 GMT -6 by Judo Jimmy
Career Record: 42-8-1 1 NC EwC Undisputed World Champion(1x)
On the 16th green at Augusta, Chambers is trying to hit out of the rough, cussing. His caddy says something...
How 'bout a six iron.....fucker!
That vile Texas drawl makes Chambers turn, but too late. Mark Deniro clocks him in the shins with a six iron. Chambers retaliates with an eye poke ala Ric Flair and stumbles off limping. He almost makes it, but then Nick Nolte, drunk and high on GHB, accidentally runs him over with a golf cart.
Ah, fuck!
Drunk ass Nick Nolte: Dammit, Reggie....*hic*...oh wait, this ain't 48 Hours.
Nice going, rummy.
Don't worry.....*hic* I'm ref....
Nick Nolte rips off his shirt. He isn't wearing a ref shirt. In fact, he's not wearing ANY shirt, but he passed out on a freshly painted bench, so there's black stripes on his flesh from paint.
Eh, close enough.
It takes Nick Nolte 38 seconds to count to three, but Deniro gets the pin. Nolte pukes on himself and passes out in a sandtrap, and Deniro's hungry. The next dipshit can find him at Red Lobster eating cheddar biscuits.
Post by Judo Jimmy on Nov 24, 2007 14:25:47 GMT -6
Deniro's on his twelth serving of Cheddar Biscuits when he spots a prison shank of the floor with a note attached to it. He picks it up, and unfolds it.
"SKIP OUT ON THE CHECK"
He nods, and reaches for the shank, but i gets tugged backward by some unseen force. He looks around for an open window, but doesn't see it. He reaches for it again, and again, it gets tugged back. Deniro is no fool, and and begins growing suspicious. He grabs the Shank, finally, and snatches it off of the ground, but little does he know, the shanks is attached to a medicine ball in the ceiling, which James has been at the entire time, tugging on the shank. The medicine ball comes crashing through the ceiling, and on top off Deniro's head. James pulls out some leftover face paint from halloween, and dashes it under each eye like warpaint. He then roars, and jumps through the opening in the ceiling and hits Deniro with the Earthquake! A nearby bus boy counts
1....2....3!
James takes the belt, the remainder of deniro's cheddar biscuits, and heads to an arcade to meet Moses Lake for one final showdown.....playing Dance Dance Revolution.
Career Record: 42-8-1 1 NC EwC Undisputed World Champion(1x)
Post by Hurricane Jeff on Nov 24, 2007 15:08:00 GMT -6
While James is playing DDR, out of no where, Hurricane Jeff shows up and smashes a plastic Guitar Hero Guitar over the back of James Head. James does down and gets game over in DDR. Jeff then takes the Whammy Bar from the broken Guitar and starts jabbing chambers in the face with it. Jeff then pins Chambers.
1....2....3.
Jeff then grabs another Guitar Hero Guitar and starts playing Guitar Hero
EwC Accomplishments Current Combat Champ (4x) (First person to successfully retain the title and also won the title once as Max Carter) Former Undisputed Champ Former International Champ EWC Hall of Famer
Crazyman spots Hurricane Jeff playing Guitar Hero. And if there's one thing Crazyman loves, it's Guitar Hero. And pie. Gotta love pie.
He steps up to Jeff, who has the Combat title around his waist. They look intently into each other's eyes, as if this were the OK Corral.
Crazyman: You. Me. "Freebird." Now!
Jeff, a proud Guitar Hero, accepts the challenge. Crazyman graciously allows him to step up first. Jeff slowly nods his head as the slide guitar intro rings out over the bitchin' Dolby surround sound system. Jeff is breezing through the song, but Jeff should have realised anyone can play the slide guitar bit. It's when the song gets down to some serious fret wankery that he encounters trouble. Struggling to hit every note, Jeff's fingers are a blur, and as the song ends, he collapses, exhausted, his hand broken but his score unbeatable. He smiles to himself.
However, Crazyman has decided he'd much rather win a title belt than some video game, and he pins the barely conscious Hurricane Jeff. Two time World Air Guitar Champion Ochi "Dainoji" Yosuke, just passing on his way to a contest, makes the three count.
1... 2... 3!
Crazyman takes the belt, and decides to check out the air guitar contest.
TBC...
Sig by Maddog
Two Time Television Champion
Current United States Champion
Singles: 22-9-1 Tags: 8-6-0
Post by Jamal Jackson on Nov 24, 2007 23:42:11 GMT -6
As Crazyman prepares to leave the air guitar contest he is smashed in the back with a Fender strat guitar out of no where. He drops to the grown and howls in pain. The camera reveals that the person who made the assualt was Friday Night's Rockstar Jamal Jackson.
Jackson smiles as he rolls over Crazyman and pins him.
1.....2....3
JJ grabs the title and sprints out heading to the airport.
*Level-One is reading a travel brouchure in the air-port when he see's Jamal Jackson cutting through terminals. Level-One throws down the brouchure and sprints in Jamal Jackson's direction. Level-One catches up, and dives on Jamal from behind as they both hit the floor. Level-One get's up growling in pain, as he extends a hand to Jamal to help him up...Jamal on his ass, just stares up at Level-One*
Level-One: What? Can't a brotha get some love?
*Level-One quickly, boots Jamal across the face. The air-port worker, calls for the nearest flight*
1...
2...
3...
Flight take-off (NEW CHAMPION)
Level-One grabs the title, looks down at it and than runs up towards the bunker of the air-port. Once Level-One is there, he checks the plane making sure it's completely empty before locking the plane, and the bathroom door as he sings songs to pass time*
TBC
Singles Record- 26-6-1-4 Tag Record- 10-3-0 Streak: 2+ Last Win- Amy Rosen Last Loss- Dr. Rosen & Crazyman
Current True Experts Champion 2x World Heavyweight Champion 1x 1/2 Tag Team Champion 1x Television champion 1x United States Champion 07 rookie of the year
Post by Sedition: Gladiator on Nov 25, 2007 0:06:02 GMT -6
Little did Level One know, that Gladiator was armed with a cloaking device. As Level One passes the time with his rendition of Celine Dion's "My heart Will Go On." Gladiator uncloaks himself and hits Level one over the head with a hammer. Gladiator covers him,
1...2...3.
Gladiator picks up the belt and does a victory dance. He leaves the bunker and climbs into a white bronco. Gladiator speeds away down the freeway.
Co-Ruler Of The Sedition, Former VP Of The Sedition Wrestling Alliance, EWC Hall Of Famer, Former EWC World Champion, Former EWC Hardcore Champion, Former EWC North American Champion, Former HCW World Champion, Former Friday Night Rampage Co-GM, Current Champion Of Awesomeness, and all around great guy!
And Gladiator feels pretty proud of himself as he speeds down the freeway. Suddenly, Highway Patrol lights flash.
Gladiator: Aw, crap.
The officer gets out.
Cop: Licsense and registration, please.
G: Do you know who I am, pal?
Cop: Yeah, I do. Know why I pulled you over?
G: Tell me....
You're under arrest for stealing my motherfucking title!
Suddenly, Mark Deniro appears outside the passenger side window and sprays Gladiator in the face with pepper spray. As he falis around, Deniro grabs the taser from the officer's belt and zaps him in the chest. Gladiator drops like Amazon.com stock, and Deniro makes a cover.
FYI: All law enforcement agents are trained refs. They teach it at the academy between building entry tactics and planting evidence on black people classes.
1...2...3
Deniro takes the belt, hails a cab, and heads for Foot Locker to buy a throwback Walter Payton jersey, while Gladiator gets a ticket for a busted brakelight.
Deniro leaves Foot Locker, grinning from ear to ear in his brand new jersey. As he turns the corner, he bumps into Crazyman.
Who just happens to be wearing a Green Bay Packers jersey.
Crazyman: Oh, it's on now!
The two brawl across the street, eventually crashing through the window of a Starbucks. They fall back out, brawl back across the street, and land through the window of another Starbucks.
Crazyman: Jesus, these things are everywhere!
Crazyman throws a skinny mochachino in Deniro's face, temporarily blinding him. He rolls Deniro up, and the barrista behind the counter counts the pin.
1... 2... 3!
Crazyman jumps up, title in hand. He buys a slice of marble cake to go (they sell damn good marble cake at Starbucks) and walks out. After walking a few blocks, he finds the street is blocked off to make way for the annual pride parade.
Crazyman: Man, I hope Joey Orsome isn't here! Ho ho ho ho!... *sigh*
TBC...
Last Edit: Nov 25, 2007 6:57:45 GMT -6 by Crazyman
Sig by Maddog
Two Time Television Champion
Current United States Champion
Singles: 22-9-1 Tags: 8-6-0
Post by Sedition: Gladiator on Nov 25, 2007 9:01:32 GMT -6
Crazyman tries to make his way through the parade of pink and rainbows. A man in a pink pinstriped suit comes up to him.
Pink Pinstriped man: Hey big boy. Where are you going in such a hurry.
Crazyman takes a few steps back as the man in the pink suit seductively advances towards him. As Crazyman steps back he bumps into Gladiator. Gladiator hits him over the head with an inflatable p*nis. Of course this does nothing and Crazyman raises his fist. The man in the pink suit hits Crazyman over the head from behind with a beer bottle. The man is none other than Gladiator's publicist Skippy #2. Gladiator covers him, and EWC's resident gay ref just happens to be there to make the count,
1...2...3.
Gladiator takes the belt back. He looks at Skippy #2.
Gladiator: I didn't know that you impersonated a gay man so well.
Skippy #2: I was in the navy for 4 years.
Gladiator nods in agreement. Gladiator and Skippy #2 make there way through the parade and hop on a transit bus...
Co-Ruler Of The Sedition, Former VP Of The Sedition Wrestling Alliance, EWC Hall Of Famer, Former EWC World Champion, Former EWC Hardcore Champion, Former EWC North American Champion, Former HCW World Champion, Former Friday Night Rampage Co-GM, Current Champion Of Awesomeness, and all around great guy!
23 hours after getting knocked out, Crazyman awakes to find himself in a now very busy street. Strange how no one thought they should move him. Perhaps they figured he was making some sort of artistic statement, or something.
Anyway, he stands up and looks around, spotting Gladiator sitting on a bus with an impatient look on his face. Has the bus really been sitting there all this time? Well, yes - you get the public transport system you pay for.
Crazyman jumps onto the bus, and is quickly stopped by the bus driver, demanding money. Crazyman pays him for one stop, then leaps on top of Gladiator. They trade punches and kicks up and down the aisle as the driver screams at them to sit down and shut up. The bus has started moving, but quickly screeches to a halt, sending both men flying forward to the front of the bus. Gladiator is winded as Crazyman lands on top of him. A homeless man in a dirty referee shirt makes the count.
1... 2... 3!
Grabbing the title, Crazyman gets off at the next stop. He finds that the fun fair has come to town, and decides to head inside for some cotton candy.
TBC
Last Edit: Nov 26, 2007 8:01:06 GMT -6 by Crazyman
Sig by Maddog
Two Time Television Champion
Current United States Champion
Singles: 22-9-1 Tags: 8-6-0
Post by Elijah Cross on Nov 26, 2007 11:55:33 GMT -6
As Crazyman buys his cotton candy and begins to eat it, a scream can be heard near the merry-go-round. Crazyman and the rest of the people at the fair rush over to see what's wrong, not noticing a man with a hood covering his face. As Crazyman gets closer, he's quickly rolled up in a schoolboy pin by the man in black. The screaming ref (for of course it was he) makes the count.
1...
2...
3...!
The man in black rips his hood off revealing himself to be Mike Corral. As Crazyman tries to regain his title, Corral hits him with a Pele Kick, knocking him out.
Don West: THE PELE!!
Corral grabs the title and runs towards the local movie theater, barely making the next showing for "Hitman"
TBC....
REMEMBER.
EwC United States Champion (1x) EwC Tag Team Champion (1x with Jamal Jackson as Team Co-Jack) EwC 24-Hour Combat Champ (May '08) EwC Veteran
*At the pop-corn counter Level-One is ording a few snacks*
L1: Uh...You got some hot dogs?
Pop corn lady- Uh, sorry Sir. James Chambers stopped by and emptied us out. You know Chames Chambers right?
L1:...Yeah, Yeah. Look, could I get some Nacho's with extra cheese?
Pop Corn lady- Uh, Sorry Sir. Have you heard of Stung? Well, his promo was so cheesey that...
L1- Your all out? Don't blame you. So, uh can I get...
*Level-One turns his attention to his side. Beside him Mike Corral stands in the pop-corn line. Corral looks In Level-One's direction but before he can take of running, Level-One takes him down with clothesline, and than smashes him across the face with the donation box on the counter full of pennies. The pop corn lady, who happens to be a huge wrestling fan leans over the counter counting the pin*
1...
2...
3...
NEW CHAMPION!
Level-One takes the title, and hops in a cabby and tells him to drive non-stop for a total of twenty hours, no exceptions.
TBC.
Last Edit: Nov 26, 2007 17:21:34 GMT -6 by Level-One
Singles Record- 26-6-1-4 Tag Record- 10-3-0 Streak: 2+ Last Win- Amy Rosen Last Loss- Dr. Rosen & Crazyman
Current True Experts Champion 2x World Heavyweight Champion 1x 1/2 Tag Team Champion 1x Television champion 1x United States Champion 07 rookie of the year
Post by Judo Jimmy on Nov 26, 2007 17:55:32 GMT -6
The cab is driving, but unfortunately it has been serviced by C.R.A.P, and all four of the tires blow out at once, causing the car to spin out of control and into the woods. Chambers comes out of the woods and drags level one out of the wreckage, and pins him. The dying cab driver who's last wish was to referee a Chambers match counts 1..2...3! James gets up and runs across the highway to his car that had been running the entire time and drives to Ohio.
Career Record: 42-8-1 1 NC EwC Undisputed World Champion(1x)
Once over the Ohio border, James stops at a TA rest stop and orders steak and eggs. What he doesn't know is that Angel snuck into the kitchen and put some ground up tylenol pm's into his oj. Once the food is delivered, Chambers drinks the oj in one gulp and eats his meal in a matter of minutes. After he eats, he stand up and gets a little light headded from all the pm's and stumbling. Angel, seeing her chance, grabs a nearby empty coffee pot and smashes it over his head. He falls to the floor and Angel quickly grabs a nearby waitor, who happens to be a ref in the local backyard wrestling league and 1, 2, 3 Angel got the pin. She plants a kiss on the big lug's cheek and runs out with the belt, and grabs Norman, who had just urinated all over the inside of Chambers car, and jumps into a near 18 wheeler. She puts the belt around his waite and instructs him to tear apart anyone who comes close to him to get the belt.
TBA . . .
It's always better to beg forgivness then ask permission.
Post by Elijah Cross on Nov 27, 2007 1:12:59 GMT -6
After nearly 6 hours of non-stop driving, Angel pulls over to get some gas. As she goes to pay, she turns to Norman.
"Now you be a good boy and protect the title, okay Normie?"
"Woof."
"Great!''
Angel goes to pay for her gas when she is knocked out by the door opening. The cameras do the fancy 180-spin to reveal Mike Corral, a shocked look on his face.
"Oh shit Angel, I didn't know it was you! I'm sorry...."
As Corral goes to check on Angel's condition, the gas attendeant comes out of nowhere and counts the questionablre pin.
1...
2...
3...!!
"What the hell jsut happened man?"
"Well, Angel was the champion, but now you are cause you pinned her!''
"Cool I guess, but now what?"
"You gotta deal with him."
The gas attendant points ofver to the 18-wheeler, where Norman is foaming at the mouth. Norman jumps out of the car and chases Corral before stopping at Angel, protecting her from the pervs who have recognized her. Corral quickly jumps into the 18-wheeler and drives away, making sure to call an ambulance for Angel.
TBC....
REMEMBER.
EwC United States Champion (1x) EwC Tag Team Champion (1x with Jamal Jackson as Team Co-Jack) EwC 24-Hour Combat Champ (May '08) EwC Veteran
Unfortunately Mike doesn't yet have his Class D licence, and it isn't long before the truck comes to a screeching halt next to a wheat field. Mike jumps out of the truck with the belt in his hand and looks around him. Suddenly he hears noises coming from the field. He walks through the wheat and comes across Crazyman pressing down stalks of wheat with a two by four.
Mike Corral: Crazyman? What are you doing out here?
Crazyman: Well, I do live in this state, Mike.
Mike: Yeah, but what are you doing in this field? Why are you flattening this wheat?
Crazyman: Um...
Mike: You're flattening this crop, in some sort of circular pattern...
Crazyman: Uh... oh, Jesus, Mike what's that!?
Crazyman points behind Mike Corral.
Mike: Please, Crazy, you're not gonna get me with that old trick.
Crazyman: No, Mike, I'm totally serious! Oh, God, please, turn around right now! If you never do anything else for me ever again, YOU'VE GOT TO LOOK OVER THERE!!!!
Mike sighs and turns around.
Mike: OK, what? What am I looking at?
Crazyman beams him with the wood. Noticing the Combat Title, Crazyman calls over his buddy Roger, who was making a circle a few yards away. Crazyman covers Mike, and Roger counts the pin.
1... 2... 3!
Deciding to call it a night, the two men jump into Roger's Camaro and head back to Akron.
TBC
Last Edit: Nov 27, 2007 6:16:40 GMT -6 by Crazyman
Sig by Maddog
Two Time Television Champion
Current United States Champion
Singles: 22-9-1 Tags: 8-6-0
Post by Judo Jimmy on Nov 27, 2007 14:18:28 GMT -6
...Little does Joey Know, James was doing research on the fish in the lake. He floats up behind Joey and catches him in a rear naked choke and Joey taps out. James takes the belt, rises up to the surface, and goes to visit Moses Lake in the hospital.
Career Record: 42-8-1 1 NC EwC Undisputed World Champion(1x)