Post by Michael Saint on Oct 30, 2017 20:49:31 GMT -6
WARNING: This live event contains strong coarse language (L), and intense violence (V) which may be unsuitable for younger viewers. None of the matches you are about to watch have been predetermined. Only some of the thematic story-lines have been discussed beforehand. Accordingly, EWC and it's producers must insist that no one attempt to recreate or re-enact any match or activity performed in this live event.
The Extreme Wrestling Corporation & Friday Night Rampage presents
UNCENSORED
Brought to you by Under Armour, Sony and Dr Pepper
Live from the KFC YUM CENTER IN LOUISVILLE, KENTUCKY!!!!
UNCENSORED 2017
OCTOBER 30TH 2017
Live From the The Staples Center in Los Angeles, California
Commentators: El Chupacabra and Jesse Payne!
Announcer: Emmanuelle Chriqui
Head Ref: Paul Turner
Backstage help: Ace Heart
The opening of Pain by Of Mice and Men plays as we pan around the beautiful KFC Yum Center in Louisville, Kentucky. The fans are bouncing and the building is going insane.
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The scene opens backstage with Friday Night Rampage General Manager Michael Saint talking with one of his assitants
Saint: What do you mean he's in my office?
Assistant: I'm sorry sir, he just walked in and closed the door
Saint: What's with the stupid grin?
Assistant: Sorry sir .. that's my face
Saint: Change it
Assistant: Change my face, sir?
Saint: Did he say anything?
Assistant: (trying to change his face) Not really .. he just walked by, waved and went inside. Oh and he had a briefcase with him. A large one
Saint: Briefcase? Shit .. did he look upset?
Assistant: He smiled.
Saint: Full smile? Half smile? Ah forget it .. your fired
Saint: See .. now that's a better face .. still fired though
Michael Saint takes a breath and then opens up his office door to find ...
President Mac sits on a wooden chair ..
Mac: I love what you've done with the place
Saint smiles, closes the door behind him
Saint: It's Kentucky .. I'm surprised there isn't fried chicken on the floor .. what's up Mac?
Mac: Relax Saint my boy, I come with glad tidings
Saint: What does that mean?
Mac: I think it just means good news
Saint: I know what glad tidings means .. What's the news Mac?
Mac: Obviously you know about Eddie Crank ..
Saint: Mac if you are here to poach one of my ..
Mac: Whoa whoa whoa .. I said I have good news Sainty McSaint
Saint: I hate when you call me that
Mac: Sorry Cranky Pants .. I'll get right to it
Mac pulls a briefcase from next to him and puts on a table in front of Saint
Mac: As I was saying .. with Eddie Crank forced to vacate the X-Division Championship we now have a .. vacancy .. for the X-Division Championship. I thought long and hard about who should be the next X-Division Champion, and the only conclusion I could come up with .. is that Friday Night Rampage deserves a shot at it
Mac unlocks the briefcase .. slowly opens it and turns the open side to Saint .. revealing the X-Division Championship inside
Mac: You are going to crown the next X-Division Champion tonight .. here on Uncensored
Saint smiles
Saint: I'm actually speechless for once Mac .. I mean .. it's about fucking time you show some appreciation for what we do on Rampage .. but this is a .. well it's good news
Mac: Now I know this show is booked up .. all the top names are in matches already .. so here is what I propose .. for one night only .. from this moment until the end credits roll .. the X-Division Championship follows the 24/7 rules. Anyone can make a pin at any given moment, of any given area for the Championship. Whoever is the Champion at the end of tonight's show .. is officially our new X-Division Champion
Saint: Done
Mac: Great .. then the next X-Division Champion will be crowned here tonight
Saint: The next person who walks into my office will start things off as X-Division Champion
Mac: Sounds good to me
Just then the door opens and in comes ..
Assistant: I'm sorry to interrupt sir, but I can't seem to find my nut sack, I usually keep it attached to my belt so I can feed the squirrels during break.
Saint looks over at Mac, then back at his assistant with a huge smile on his face
Saint: Come on in .. have a seat .. I've got great news
Saint: What do you mean he's in my office?
Assistant: I'm sorry sir, he just walked in and closed the door
Saint: What's with the stupid grin?
Assistant: Sorry sir .. that's my face
Saint: Change it
Assistant: Change my face, sir?
Saint: Did he say anything?
Assistant: (trying to change his face) Not really .. he just walked by, waved and went inside. Oh and he had a briefcase with him. A large one
Saint: Briefcase? Shit .. did he look upset?
Assistant: He smiled.
Saint: Full smile? Half smile? Ah forget it .. your fired
Saint: See .. now that's a better face .. still fired though
Michael Saint takes a breath and then opens up his office door to find ...
President Mac sits on a wooden chair ..
Mac: I love what you've done with the place
Saint smiles, closes the door behind him
Saint: It's Kentucky .. I'm surprised there isn't fried chicken on the floor .. what's up Mac?
Mac: Relax Saint my boy, I come with glad tidings
Saint: What does that mean?
Mac: I think it just means good news
Saint: I know what glad tidings means .. What's the news Mac?
Mac: Obviously you know about Eddie Crank ..
Saint: Mac if you are here to poach one of my ..
Mac: Whoa whoa whoa .. I said I have good news Sainty McSaint
Saint: I hate when you call me that
Mac: Sorry Cranky Pants .. I'll get right to it
Mac pulls a briefcase from next to him and puts on a table in front of Saint
Mac: As I was saying .. with Eddie Crank forced to vacate the X-Division Championship we now have a .. vacancy .. for the X-Division Championship. I thought long and hard about who should be the next X-Division Champion, and the only conclusion I could come up with .. is that Friday Night Rampage deserves a shot at it
Mac unlocks the briefcase .. slowly opens it and turns the open side to Saint .. revealing the X-Division Championship inside
Mac: You are going to crown the next X-Division Champion tonight .. here on Uncensored
Saint smiles
Saint: I'm actually speechless for once Mac .. I mean .. it's about fucking time you show some appreciation for what we do on Rampage .. but this is a .. well it's good news
Mac: Now I know this show is booked up .. all the top names are in matches already .. so here is what I propose .. for one night only .. from this moment until the end credits roll .. the X-Division Championship follows the 24/7 rules. Anyone can make a pin at any given moment, of any given area for the Championship. Whoever is the Champion at the end of tonight's show .. is officially our new X-Division Champion
Saint: Done
Mac: Great .. then the next X-Division Champion will be crowned here tonight
Saint: The next person who walks into my office will start things off as X-Division Champion
Mac: Sounds good to me
Just then the door opens and in comes ..
Assistant: I'm sorry to interrupt sir, but I can't seem to find my nut sack, I usually keep it attached to my belt so I can feed the squirrels during break.
Saint looks over at Mac, then back at his assistant with a huge smile on his face
Saint: Come on in .. have a seat .. I've got great news