Post by MNB on Oct 15, 2018 18:27:27 GMT -6
WARNING:
This live event contains strong coarse language (L), and intense violence (V) which may be unsuitable for younger viewers. None of the matches you are about to watch have been predetermined. Only some of the thematic story-lines have been discussed beforehand. Accordingly, EWC and it's producers must insist that no one attempt to recreate or re-enact any match or activity performed in this live event.
The Extreme Wrestling Corporation presents
MONDAY NIGHT BRAWL
EPISODE #522 | OCTOBER 15TH 2018LIVE! from the Canadian Tire Centre, Ottawa, Ontario, Canada
EWC BRAWL
General Manager: Victor Price
Assistant General Manager: Roger "Doc" Hollister
Commentators: Joe Aiello, Steve 'The Predator' Bennett and Max Carter
Announcer: Jessica Stroup
Senior Referee: Paul Turner
Referee: Josh Daniels
Backstage Interviewer: Ace Heart
General Manager: Victor Price
Assistant General Manager: Roger "Doc" Hollister
Commentators: Joe Aiello, Steve 'The Predator' Bennett and Max Carter
Announcer: Jessica Stroup
Senior Referee: Paul Turner
Referee: Josh Daniels
Backstage Interviewer: Ace Heart
"Thunderstruck" by AC/DC blasts in the Arena
The show starts off with video footage detailing historic events over Monday Night BRAWL's history.
From episode 001 in 1997 all the way down to the last episode #521 in Washington DC.
Images of previous EWC Champions are shown, starting with the very first Champion Black Ninja, then moving onto Big Mac and Steve Bennett. Sped up footage then shows a special montage of Memphis Reigns, Shadow Man, Hirsh Valentine, Jesse Nunez, Hurricane Jeff, Moses Lake, James Chambers, BDC, Jay Cee, Stray, Gladiator, The Rev, Ruthann Hunter, Ashton Drake and then Xplode all with the EWC Championship.
Sped up footage again then takes us through to current Monday Night BRAWL Superstars: Kendrick Kross, Dominic Sanders, Griffin Hawkins, Leviathan, Anthony Grunge, Bishop Church, Mike McGuire, Emma Louise, Rob Garcia, Joe Doe, Iggy Swango, Marquee, Los Amantes, Bobbi Springfield, Draco Lazarus, The Limit, Marquee, Dream Weaver, Killian DeVille, and Happy.
We then get a shot of the Champions of BRAWL:
Killian DeVille with the Television Championship
Happy with the X-Division Championship
NSFW with the Tag Team Championships
Griffin Hawkins with the International Championship
and finally...
Candy with the Undisputed Championship
The opening pyros blast across the stage and here we go.
The Canadian Tire Centre is ready for the last show before Hardcore Revolution!
The Canadian Tire Centre is ready for the last show before Hardcore Revolution!
A chant begins of
"MNB!"
"MNB!"
"MNB!"
"MNB!"
A thick layer of fog circles the arena, and camera flashes repeatedly strobe the area!
The camera feed pans to different areas in the arena and we see fans cheering in excitement!
The fans are shown smiling, laughing, and pumping their fists in excitement
as fireworks emit from each corner of the ring!
A thick layer of fog surrounds the fans from the firework display.
A thick layer of fog surrounds the fans from the firework display.
The show is live... and the excitement is at a fever pitch!
Signs can be seen all over the arena, some reading
"GOLDEN BOY SUCKS!"
"EMMA FOR CHAMP!"
"Grunge is Bad, M'kay"
"NSFW IS SCREWED!"
"#BRAWL4LIFE"
and "LET'S GO SENATORS!"
TRIPLE THREAT MATCH
STEEL CAGE MATCH
STEEL CAGE MATCH
EMMA LOUISE
VS JOE DOE
VS ANTHONY GRUNGE
VS JOE DOE
VS ANTHONY GRUNGE
Stroup: The opening contest is a Triple Threat Steel Cage Match!
The song "Three Little Birds" starts playing and Joe Doe comes out from the back, stands and smiles at the fans. Joe starts jumping up before running to the ring while giving high fives to some fans.
Stroup: Introducing first... from Johannesburg, South Africa... weighing 200 pounds... JOOOOOOE DOOOOOOOE!
He reaches the ring, climbs into the cage and through the ropes, and raises both arms.
Aiello: Folks, welcome to Monday Night BRAWL! We are excited to be in Ottawa, tonight! And we are jumping RIGHT INTO the action!
Bennett: I can't remember the last time we didn't have to sit through a boring discussion of some sort to start the show!
Aiello: There will be nothing boring here. a Triple Threat CAGE Match! And here is Joe Doe! Guys, Joe Doe is coming off a tough loss against Leviathan.
Bennett: He wasn't tough. He isn't tough.
Carter: Joe Doe has been winning the fans over more and more each week. He is looking to get another victory here tonight.
"Get Lucky "by Daft Punk begins to play on the P.A. System as Anthony Grunges walks out from the back, followed by Myra Bennings. Grunge is wearing pink goggle like glasses and has his hair permed. He’s wearing a sparkling jacket filled with rhinestones. He begins walking to the ring to a booing crowd.
Stroup: And one of his opponents... from Hollywood, California... ANTHONY GRUUUUNGE!
Aiello: Grunge attacked Joe Doe in response to Joe Doe getting the victory last time out.
Carter: They call that a sore loser.
Bennett: He was sending a message. It was well-received.
Grunge, having removed his sparking jacket and goggles, enters the cage and stares across from a hyped up Joe Doe. His music fades and "Neo Geo" plays. Emma Louise dances through the curtain. She waves to the crowd and then walks, half dancing to the ring, waving to the crowd as she goes up the steps and into the cage before laying suggestively over the top rope.
Stroup: And their opponent... from London, England... EMMAAAA LOOOOUISE!
Aiello: Emma Louise is kind of the third wheel here with the animosity between Joe Doe and Anthony Grunge.
Bennett: This is the best part of the night.
Carter: I'm sure she thinks a win would be the best part of tonight.
Grunge charges at Joe Doe and knocks him to the mat before the bell rings.
DING DING DING
Grunge grabs Joe Doe by the head, charges toward the closest steel cage section, but at they get close, Joe Doe slides back out of his grip. Unfortunately for him, Emma Louise comes from behind with a Spin Kick that sends Joe Doe into Grunge. Emma runs at them, lunges, driving Doe hard into Grunge, and Grunge hard into the steel with a Spear. Both men drop as Emma gets to her feet. Emma looks down at both men as she stands between them, she then goes into the Booty Poppin of her Booty Poppin’ Moonsault, squats for leverage, leaps and connects with the Moonsault. She rushes to her feet, repeats onto Anthony Grunge. She gets to her feet, surveys his opponents and decides to try to end it quickly.Aiello: Looks like Emma Louise is going to try to scale the cage.
Carter: Great start here by Emma.
Bennett: Great view.
Carter: What?
Bennett: Great MOVE I said Carter. When’s the last time you got your hearing checked?
As Emma gets about half -way up, Joe Doe sees this and hurdles to his feet. He sprints, runs up the corner to the top turnbuckle, leaps, and connect with a Dropkick to Emma’s back, sending her crashing to the mat. Joe Doe is quick to his feet, he sees Grunge getting to his feet. Joe Doe sprints at Grunge, leaps, and drives Grunge hard into the mat with a Slingblade. Joe Doe looks around to see Emma starting to get to her feet, so he makes his way over. As she gets to her feet, he delivers a boot to the gut, he tries to follow with the Twist of Fate but Emma manages to push him off. Emma returns the favor with a boot the gut, she goes for a the Twist of Hate, but Joe Doe counters the same way Emma did to him. As Emma turns, she immediately ducks as she sees Joe Doe coming with a Step Up Enziguri. They square off again, momentarily, as this is when Grunge comes from behind and driving his Knee into the back of Joe Doe’s head with a High Knee. Emma charges, goes for a Clothesline, but Anthony Grunge counters into a neckbreaker. Grunge quickly drags Emma to her feet, whips her into the ropes, on the rebound, Grunge drives her hard to the mat with a Spinebuster.
Aiello: This may be Anthony Grunge’s window here. Two high impact moves.
Carter: One cheap shot.
Bennett: Stop crying because your favorite, Joe Doe is about to lose.
Grunge scans the area, sees his chance, but first, he walks over to Joe Doe. He stomps on the gut of Joe Doe a few times, leans in and yells…
Anthony Grunge: I TOLD YOU IT WAS A FLUKE!
Grunge yanks Joe Doe to his feet then scoops him up, he runs toward the closest steel, and throws Joe Doe headfirst into the Steel Cage with Snake Eyes. Grunge looks over to see Emma Louise beginning to get to her feet. Grunge decides to head toward the door, as he gets close he yells at the refs in unlock it. He gets to the corner, Emma gets to her feet, The refs get the lock off, Grunge bends to go through the ropes, bet Emma is on him, and drives a Cross Chop onto his back, halting his progress. Emma wraps Grunge up by the waist, and drags him back into the ring. Grunge goes to throw a hard back elbow, but Emma ducks it, comes up driving her knee into Grunge’s gut, then follows up by driving Grunge into the mat with EM’s the Brakes. Emma then heads straight for the door, not taking into account Joe Doe. When Emma gets to the corner, Joe Doe comes from behind and locks in a Sleeper Hold, backing Emma out of the corner, but as he does, Emma manages to slide out of the hold. Emma goes for a kick to the gut but Joe Doe catches her foot, spins her around, the spins around and connects with Nap Time. Joe Doe senses Grunge coming from behind, turns, lunges and connects with Hard Fall. Joe Doe gauges his opponents then heads to the cage. He turns and looks one more time before grabbing the steel and beginning his ascension. Joe Doe gets halfway up before either opponent even notices. But as he is about to get to the top, both Emma and Grunge bounce to their feet. Joe Doe looks over to see them both charging, so he decides on a new action. Joe Doe pulls himself into the cage, then pushes off to get as much momentum as possible. Joe Doe comes down onto Emma and Grunge with a Corkscrew Cross Body.
HOLY SHIT!
HOLY SHIT!
HOLY SHIT!
Carter: WHAT A MOVE! Joe Doe is putting it all on the line here.
Bennett: Yeah. Woo-Hoo amazing. He could’ve won. Dumb.
All three competitors are down for what feels like minutes before Joe Doe begins to stir. As he gets to his feet, Emma and Grunge both begin to get their feet. Joe Doe charges but Emma stops him in his tracks as she bends forward delivering a Back Heel Kick. Emma quickly follows up by driving Joe Doe hard into the mat with Girl Crush. But as she gets to her feet, she is nailed from behind courtesy of an Anthony Grunge Superkick. Grunge looks down on is opponents, again heading to their door. This time he yells at the refs to open it as he starts walking. By the time he gets to the corner, they have the door open, but again Emma is up and charging to stop him. This time however, Grunge senses her coming, he catches her with a Back Elbow, then takes her down with another Super Kick. Grunge falls into the ropes from exhaustion while Emma hits the mat. Grunge Joe Doe gets to his feet before Grunge slides through the ropes, then staggers through the door as Joe Doe sprints toward him. Grunge gets to second step as Joe Doe starts to pass through the ropes. Anthony Grunge hops onto the outside floor.
DING DING DING
Stroup: HERE IS YOUR WINNER….ANTHONY GRUNGE!Aiello: Anthony Grunge pulls off the hard fought victory in this exciting opener.
Carter: Great efforts all around, but Anthony Grunge was the best competitor on this night.
Bennett: Let’s hope Grunge’s new attitude is here to stay.
Aiello: It was certainly working for him tonight. Folks, when we return from our brief messages, we've got Tag Team action! Los Amantes and The Limit are NEXT!
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TAG TEAM MATCH
LOS AMANTES
VS THE LIMIT
VS THE LIMIT
Aiello: Before the short break, Anthony Grunge got himself a signature win!
Bennett: Yeah. By walking right out of the cage. That's almost more disrespectful to your opponent in a Steel Cage Match than pinning someone. I love it!
Aiello: But now we move on to action in our burgeoning Tag Team Division.
Liam Mason and Romeo Don Juan, Los Amantes, are already at ringside. Romeo hands a rose to a young lady in the front row while Liam watches on with some playful gyrations.
Stroup: The following match is a tag team match and is scheduled for one fall... already in the ring, Los Amantes!
Aiello: Here is a young tag team that is at the cusp of getting it done.
Bennett: You’re full of crap, Joe. These two are jokes!
Carter: You’re looking at a team in their first two matches that fought hard against the current and former Tag Team Champions in their first two matches.
Aiello: And fell short, but tonight, they are facing a team on similar footing. Regardless of how it's happened, The Limit has only tasted victory once.
“No Limit" by G-Eazy hits on the speakers and the lights begin flashing throughout the arena. Ethan Alexander and D.J. Frank come walking out onto the stage to a loud chorus of boos. They both stand at the top of the ramp and mockingly gesture to the crowd.
The two begin walking towards the ring, cockily mocking the fans. D.J. grabs a fan's sign and tears it in half, tossing it into the crowd. He laughs and runs towards the ring, sliding under the bottom rope and Ethan follows suit. Ethan gets to his feet and mocks the fans with outstretched arms once more. D.J. crawls to the center of the ring and stays in the kneeling position as he looks out over the crowd laughing at the booing masses.
Stroup: And their opponents, from Detroit, Michigan... weighing in at a combined 565 pounds... THE LIMIT!
Bennett: The Limit, these two rough and tough sons-of-bitches, don’t care about what the record book says but since you want to flap your gums - they ain’t been pinned or submitted one damn time!
Carter: Yeah, instead they cost themselves title shots. Real smart.
Bennett: Shaddup!
Ethan and D.J. walk by the young brunette with the Los Amantes’ rose. Ethan suddenly snatches it from her and crumbles the bloom in his hand. He then throws the ruined rose in the young woman’s face as D.J. dares their opponents to do something about it.
And they do.
In stereo, Liam and Romeo dive through the ropes onto The Limit and we’ve got the makings of a pier 6 brawl.
Aiello: Los Amantes are taking offense to The Limit’s disrespect to that young woman.
Bennett: Who cares about her? The Limit are gonna tear these two losers apart.
Carter: You’re so confident about a team that many say are on the level of Bulletproof.
Bennett: Take that back, you son-of-a-bitch!
Liam and Romeo get many blows in but Ethan and D.J. are double the size they are and eventually they shake off the blows. Ethan elbows Liam in the face and then shoves him back first into the barricade. Meanwhile, D.J blocks a punch from Romeo and knees him in the gut, he scoops him up and drops him face first on the steel steps. The Limit meet together and decide to pick on Liam for the moment. Double kick to the midsection and then they take out The Rascal with the Driver!
Aiello: This match hasn’t even started and they’re tearing Los Amantes apart.
Bennett: Those creepy sons-of-bitches started this fight but they sure as hell ain’t going to finish it!
Carter: When is somebody on top going to address this team. They said it outright, they’re just here to hurt other people.
With Liam out of the equation, Frank shoves Romeo into the ring while Ethan screams at the referee.
Alexander: RING THE FUCKING BELL!
DING DING DING
Romeo is in the middle of ring, laid out, breathing heavily as The Limit converse on starting. Finally, Frank gets the green light. He walks over quickly and cuts off any recovery by dropping an elbow across the back of Romeo’s neck. He rolls Romeo over and covers him without even hooking a leg.
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Romeo kicks out quickly.
Carter: This is what I mean, Steve. The Limit are so arrogant. They went out of their way for this nasty attack …
Bennett: That Los Amantes started.
Carter: That The Limit provoked and now they’re so lazy in the ring.
Aiello: I wouldn’t say lazy but they sure don’t care about the conventions of tag team wrestling.
Frank mocks Romeo as he tries to get this feet. He kicks him the stomach and gutwrenches him into the air. On Frank’s shoulders, Romeo shows he has still has some fight in him with some right hands to Frank’s temple. The hold loosens and Romeo drops to the mat, landing on his feet. He knocks Frank back with an European uppercut and goes to bounce off the ropes. Ethan is right there and he knees Romeo in the back and then pushes him forward right into a lariat from his partner.
Frank tags in Alexander.
Carter: Liam Mason isn’t looking good out here folks. He’s finally stirring but he doesn’t look like he’s ready to compete.
Bennett: Good.
Aiello: And Romeo Don Juan is putting up a good fight but The Limit has turned this into the numbers game very early on.
Alexander whips D.J. into the ropes and then pops him up into the air, D.J. comes crashing down on top of Romeo with a leg drop! D.J. quickly rolls back onto the apron as Alexander covers Romeo for another pinfall.
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Romeo kicks out just barely!
Aiello: The Limit won’t let you forget one thing throughout of this, they are a tag team through and through and moves like that prove it.
Carter: I never said they weren’t but they sure don’t act like a team when it matters.
Bennett: Turn around, Ethan!!
But Ethan can only hear the crowd’s cheering getting more intense but finally he sees his partner on the apron, yelling at him, too! He turns around only to be the victim of a crossbody off the top rope from The Rascal! Liam, with a cut over his brow, is fired up. He runs at Frank and sucker punches him quickly off the apron. He turns around to help Romeo up to his feet. However, Ethan takes them both with a double shoulder tackle. He grabs Liam up by his hair and tosses him over the top rope. Romeo swings Ethan around by the shoulder and hammers Ethan with a heart punch and while it clearly hurts, Ethan laughs through the pain because D.J. clobbers him from behind with an axe handle smash to the back of the head.
Carter: It didn’t work because Ethan has no heart!
Bennett: No, he’s just one tough son-of-a-bitch!
Aiello: The Limit are relentless here tonight!
The Limit nod at each other with malicious intentions. Alexander legally tags Frank in. Alexander then lifts Romeo up to his feet, ducks a last resort punch from Romeo, and then whips him into the ropes. Romeo comes back off the ropes and gets thrown up into the air by Ethan and as he comes down D.J. Frank catches him with a double knee lungblower!
Bennett: Sky’s The Limit, boys!
Ethan stands watch over as Frank covers the reeling Romeo Don Juan!
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DING DING DING
Stroup: The winners of this match via pinfall, The Limit!
Frank and Alexander shoot the referee and nasty glare that even prevents him getting close to raise their hands in victory. The look down at the fallen Los Amantes with a scowl on their face. Suddenly and violently, both of them gather up Romeo and toss him head first over the top rope right near his fallen partner.
Carter: One last disgusting act by The Limit. They can’t even win right.
Bennett: Los Amantes can go woo the ladies on their own time. The ring is about fighting, not loving, and The Limit showed them just that.
Aiello: Maybe they did. But let’s see if they can build upon it.
Carter: When we return, Bobbi Springfield takes on Kendrick Kross!
The camera zooms in on The Limit leaving the ring as we fade to a commercial.
SINGLES MATCH
BOBBI SPRINGFIELD
VS KENDRICK KROSS
VS KENDRICK KROSS
Aiello: Monday Night BRAWL returns. We still have a stellar Main Event this evening to determine the Number One Contenders for the Tag Titles at Hardcore Revolution, but before that the changed Kendrick Kross faces the returning Bobbi Springfield.
Bennett: That son-of-a-bitch has got some fire in his belly now. Ole’ K2 managed to knock off Hawkins.
Carter: After being detained by Garcia all evening.
Aiello: Yes, but a win’s a win. Kross since returning has struggled but has really gained confidence with that non-title victory over the International Champion. He faces a woman he has already defeated once and so Bobbi has something to prove in her first action since the Rumble in the Bronx.
Bobbi Springfield is already in the ring awaiting her opponent.
Stroup: And her opponent…
'Seven Nation Army' hits the PA System. The lights flash red and white with each bass drum hit illuminating the stage briefly. When the snare comes in the rest of the lights come in to reveal Kendrick standing in the middle of the stage with a slight smile on his face. When the cymbals hit in as the words "leave it alone" are said red and white pyro shoot from the side of the stage as Kendrick proceeds down the ramp.
Stroup: From Chelsea London, weighing at 215 Pounds....Kendrick KROSS!
Kendrick continues his way down the ramp slapping a few hands and with each cymbal strike the red lights brighten. As he reaches the end of the ramp he smiles and takes a left turn and walks up the steps, climbing in through the top and second ropes. At that point, he catches Bobbi off guard with a right hand to the jaw. Referee Paul Turner calls for the bell.
DING DING DING
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Bobbi gets her shoulder up…
Aiello: Kross comes out here determined to make a statement that he is championship material versus a very game Bobbi Springfield.
Bennett: That woman is dumber than a box of rocks.
Carter: I highly doubt it, Bennett.
The London native latches onto that arm that Bobbi used to escape the three count and bears down with a cross armbreaker. He wrenches and wrenches trying to hyperextend Bobbi’s limb. A tenuous grasp on Kross’ hand and her own wrist just prevent a possible broken arm. The crowd gasps as Kross readjusts and grabs onto some of her fingers and tries to bend them backwards.
Aiello: Kendrick is looking to either pin or submit Bobbi with any means necessary. I’ve never seen a mean streak like this from this man;
Bennett: He’s had enough of being one of those loser Freaks and Geeks. Maybe he got some of what Leviathan got.
Carter: Do you listen to yourself sometimes!?
Aiello: I wouldn’t say he is anything like Leviathan but I do see some darkness in Kross’ eyes. He’s tired of waiting and he is going to take what he claims to deserve.
Kendrick goes for that cross armbreaker after he believes he has sufficiently weakened Bobbi’s defenses but is very surprised when Bobbi suddenly stacks him up on his shoulders!
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Kross releases the armbreaker and rolls away. As he gets to his feet, Bobbi dropkicks him. He staggers back in the ropes. Bobbi, now favoring her right arm, charges and gets back body dropped over the top rope. However the all-american girl lands on the apron and grabs Kross by the shoulder. As if by reflex, Kross fires back with an elbow and then grabs her by the hair before she falls off the apron. Paul Turner admonishes Kross for the hair pull but can only only watch as Kross goes to ram her head first into the ring post. Bobbi blocks with her leg and then smashes Kross’ face into the turnbuckle. She springboards onto the top rope, leaps off, and is speared out of the air by the former MMA fighter!!
Aiello: Bobbi Springfield is hanging in there but that was a major blow by the former 2-time TV Champion!
Bennett: It was only a matter of time until that son of a bitch showed that bimbo what’s what!
Carter: Kross shouldn’t get too cocky! Anything can happen in a matter of seconds.
Instead of going for the cover, Kross drags Bobbi to the corner and props her against the turnbuckle. Kross then runs her through with a dropkick into a corner. He rolls his feet and his her with another dropkick. She takes a seat involuntarily but Kross is relentless and hits a low hesitation dropkick that rocks Bobbi’s head against the bottom turnbuckle. Without care, Kross grabs Bobbi by the leg and drags her to the middle of the ring. With a running start he springboards off the ropes with a moonsault …
Bobbi rolls out of the way but Kross lands on his feet. He turns around and catches Bobbi’s signature superkick attempt, spins her around, and hits an exploder suplex on the former cheerleader.
Aiello: Kross is looking strong here but he isn’t going for the cover. He seems to want to punish Bobbi Springfield and I can’t think of a reason why.
Bennett: Because she sucks!
Carter: Bobbi Springfield is an up and comer on Monday Night BRAWL, she’ll find her footing here. She may just do it tonight!
Bobbi rolls onto her hands and knees and soon falls victim to an emphatic Tramp Stamp from Agent K2.
This time, Kross covers her without delay.
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DING DING DING
Stroup: The winner of this match via pinfall, Kendrick Kross!
Kross has his hand raised in victory. His expression isn’t one of surprise. He gives the fallen Bobbi Springfield a dismissive glare before taking his leave.
Bennett: Ha, what were you saying, Max?
Carter: Oh come on, Bobbi put up a good fight tonight!
Bennett: The new and improved K2 showed Bobbi Springfield twice now that she ain’t no match for him.
Aiello: I have no doubt that Bobbi Springfield will be back to try to prove that statement wrong but tonight, K2 gets the duke in another very tough bout for him. Some would say that he has a future shot for the International title but well, we ain’t the brass. Kross here possibly opening some eyes tonight with a definite victory!
The camera pans in on Kendrick Kross with his arms raised as we fade to commercial break.
SINGLES MATCH (NON-TITLE)
DRACO LAZARUS
VS GRIFFIN HAWKINS
VS GRIFFIN HAWKINS
As we come back from break, Jessica Stroup is in the ring for the next match.
Stroup: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!
A spotlight shines on center stage as Imagine Dragons “Gold” begins to play throughout the arena. The crowd eager to discover the identity of the competitor behind this unfamiliar tune, Much to their dismay, “The Golden Boy” Draco Lazarus makes his way onto the ramp wearing a shiny gold suit, on one suit leg reads “I’M Better” while the other says, “Than You.”. He stops, crosses both arms, and looks down on the fans with a smug look on his face. He points the Golden Cane at a few fans then acts as if he is a conductor, with his Middle Fingers, waving them around to the crowd to match the beat.
Stroup: Introducing…God’s Gift to EWC...hailing from Miami, Florida... “THE Gold Standard” DRAAAACOOOOO LAZZZZZARUSSSSSS!
”The Gold Standard” Draco Lazarus starts throwing Monopoly Money into the crowd. He acts like he is going to High Five a fan, but pulls his hand away and runs it through his hair. He hops onto the apron, goes through the ropes, and circles the ring announcer a few times. He begins “Making it Rain,” on the Ring announcer then the ref with the rest of his Monopoly Money. He points into the crowd and yells “You Poor People SUCK!” Then begins stretching and heads to his corner. He takes off his suit, and acts like he is going to throw it to the crowd, but just drops it outside the ring and laughs. He hangs his cane on the bottom rope of his corner then heads over to Jessica Stroup. Draco Lazarus grabs the mic from Jessica Stroup before she can introduce the International Champion, Griffin Hawkins. The smug scumbag struts around the ring before going into today’s rant.
Draco Lazarus: Ottawa. EWC must really be hurting for cash if they have to sink as low as Ottawa for a venue.
The fans give Draco the cheap heat he wanted with deafening Boos. Draco smirks, thumbing his nose before continuing.
Draco Lazarus: Hey now. That’s not very polite. And one thing I have learned from TV, you Canadians are supposed to be polite. But I get it. I am about to embarrass EWC’s Most Over-hyped Canadian, Griffin Hawkins. He isn’t even the best Canadian in EWC, that would be Xavier Reid .. So that is saying something.
Draco pauses for a few seconds for dramatic effect.
Draco Lazarus: Oh right, I forgot how slow you Canadians are. It is saying that Griffin Hawkins is as bad as wrestling as the Ottawa Senators are at hockey.
Draco chuckles as he gets receives the next round of cheap heat he ordered.
Draco Lazarus: But consider yourselves the lucky ones. You are all about to witness the greatest debut since Wayne Gretzky. You all get to experience the once in a lifetime event of an all-time great about to make his debut on the show Victor Price built.
The arena once again fills with Boos and jeers.
Bennett: This is so exciting. Witnessing possibly the greatest debut in the history of Monday Night BRAWL.
Carter: And the most grand of exits from BRAWL after Griffin Hawkins beats him.
Bennett: Biased much?
Carter: Really? Really?
Draco Lazarus: Griffin Hawkins, tonight begins the end of your International Title reign. You are about to officially become my shadow.
Draco Lazarus tosses the mic over to Jessica Stroup. She juggles it but holds onto the mic as Draco enters the corner. Then, the spotlight shines on a young man who seems to be playing a guitar on stage. After playing a long interrupted solo...he strokes the guitar in one fell swoop, setting off the pyro's on stage! The lights come on to reveal Griffin Hawkins! He has his guitar in hand as "Made In Hell" by Rob Halford blasts in. He walks down the ramp, carrying his guitar as he slaps hands with a few fans. Signs reading "Griffin Rocks!" and "EWC gets Metal!" are seen as he comes down the ramp. He sets his guitar by the steps and gets in the ring.
Stroup: And his opponent.. From Winsor, Ontario, Canada…
Huge pop from the crowd.
Stroup: Weighing in at 227 pounds… he is the EWC International Champion… GRIFFIIIIIN HAWWWWKINS!
He then proceeds to get on the ropes, taking the belt off his waist and raises it in the air as the crowd cheers him on. Soon he gets off the ropes, taking off his denim vest with various band patches on it off and sets it out of the ring. He gets out of the ring and goes to the front row, putting his aviator sunglasses on a young fan.
Aiello: Draco Lazarus called out the International Champion last week. Smart move or dumb move, guys?
Carter: I couldn’t tell you, but the Champ looks to be determined to send Draco packing for good here tonight.
Bennett: Draco isn’t going anywhere! He’s going to win and catapult himself into the Hall of Fame!
Hawkins rolls into the ring and looks across from Lazarus as his music fades.
DING DING DING
Draco charges at Griffin, but Griffin is ready for him, steps into him, wraps him up, and sends him into the corner with an Exploder Suplex. Griffin heads over to Draco, who pulls himself up in the corner. As Griffin gets a few steps away, Draco drops to his knees, pleaing for a Time-Out with “Please I didn’t Mean It!” Griffin grabs Draco’s scalp, looks around at the crowd, then delivers a series of blows as the crowd counts along…1
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Griffin finishes Draco off by pulling Draco’s head in, and driving his knee right into the scumbag’s skull. Draco falls over, The Jukebox Hero goes for the cover.
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Aiello: Griffin Hawkins not falling for Draco’s typical deceitful tactics.
Carter: Griffin is a vet, he has seen the Draco Lazarus types before
Bennett: There is no one like Draco Lazarus. Didn’t you hear? He is God’s Gift to EWC. That’s blasphemy.
The International Champion is quick to his feet, only a second behind, Draco storms to his feet. Griffin goes for a Buzzsaw Kick but Draco ducks under, he waits for Griffin to turn then goes for a Clothesline but Griffin ducks that. Griffin grabs Draco by the head, about to pull him in for some Muay Thai knee strikes, but Draco manages to counter into a Hammerlock, which he then transitions into a Hammerlock DDT. The Golden Boy grabs Griffin, putting him in a Front Face Lock, but as they get to a vetrical base, Draco drops right back down with a Front Face Lock STO, then goes for the pin.
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Aiello: Draco Lazarus keeping up with International Champion thus far.
Carter: It won’t last.
Bennett: You’re right. Draco will surpass him in three seconds.
Carter: Clever. But I think you meant pass him on his way to the unemployment line.
Draco gets up and stomps around then gets in the ref’s face, slapping his hand 3 times. Conveying his dismay over the pace of the count. Draco turns, grabs Griffin by the hair, drags him to his feet. He sets him for a Suplex, he lifts Griffin up for a Delayed Suplex, but Hawkins flips out and onto his feet. He charges at Draco, as Draco turns he is met by a Kinshasa from The Rock Soldier. Griffin Hawkins makes the pin.
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Draco gets a shoulder up.
Aiello: Griffin Hawkins with a nearfall. He is in a good position to send Draco Lazarus packing.
Carter: Add it to the list of reasons Griffin Hawkins is a Hero to the EWC fanbase.
Bennett: I will vomit on you.
Griffin gets to his feet, he bends down, grabbing the arm and shoulder of Draco, dragging him to his feet, he wraps up the arms, lifts, and drives Draco down with the aptly Welcome to Canada Motherf#cker!. Griffin goes for the cover again.
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Griffin again grabs Draco by the head, but this time, only enough so Griffin can wrap him up in a Triangle Choke, Draco is trying to squirm out of the hold to no avail, so the ref checks on him, but Draco refuses to quit. Draco then tries breaking the grip without success. As the ref looks down at him, they lock eyes, so the ref does not see, Draco jab Griffin in the eye with his thumb. Griffin releases the hold and grabs his eye. The ref questions question. Draco suggests it was a fly. Draco pops to his feet and finishes Goldeneye by driving Griffin into the mat with Goldeneye. Draco hooks the legs.
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Carter: No shock Draco used underhanded tactics here in his “official” Brawl debut.
Bennett: Good cheaters always prosper I always say.
After kicking the ropes in typical Draco tantrum style, the spoiled brat looks down at Griffin as Griffin is starting to push himself up..Draco delivers a punt kick to the ribs of Griffin. He reaches down, grabs a handful of Griffin’s hair, pulling his head back to look him eye to eye then Draco yells…
Draco Lazarus: YOU THINK YOU CAN END MY CAREER! Get Ready to be Embarrassed.
Draco sets Griffin up for a Powerbomb, he lifts, but Griffin uses Draco’s venom as a monetary cure for the pain, and counters into a Facebuster
Aiello: What a counter by Griffin Hawkins!
Griffin is slow to his feet, taking a few seconds to go for the pin.
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As Griffin gets to his feet,Draco sits up. Griffin sees this, takes a big stride toward him, then connects with a Buzzsaw Kick. Draco drops to the mat, then rolls out of the ring. Griffin Hawkins take a few seconds to catch a breather as the ref counts…
Carter: What an Impact! That kick nearly took his head off.
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Draco begins to get to his feet. Griffin heads to the ropes. Draco gives Griffin the middle finger salute, then turns and begins walking toward the ramp for the classic “F#ck this Noise.” But Griffin has other plans he slides out the opposite side of the ring.
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Griffin and Draco meet at the foot of the ramp. Draco turns too late to see Griffin coming, and Griffin dives through him with a Spear.
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Aiello: Was Draco really about to walk out on his BRAWL career?
Bennett: He’s a genius. I’m sure it was all part of his master plan.
Griffin grabs Draco, brings him to his knees, wraps his arms around Draco’s waist, lifts, and drives him down with the first in the series of the Triple Powerbomb. After driving Draco hard to the canvass for the third time, Griffin decides against the pin, instead heading to the corner. A handful of seconds later, Griffin is on the top turnbuckle. He sets to the ovation of the fans, he leaps, and comes down onto Draco with Holy Diver. His momentum takes him a few feet from Draco.
Aiello: This could it here. Griffin has won many matches with that move.
As Griffin gets up to go for the cover, “Ballin,” by Jim Jones blasts throughout the arena. Griffin’s attention immediately turns away from Draco to the ramp as he watches Rob Garcia step onto the ramp accompanied to the ring as always with Jeff Noon.
Bennett: This just keeps getting better and better.
Carter: NO! Griffin Hawkins had this match won. What are they doing here?
Griffin storms to the ropes, leaning between them, yelling something inaudible to the cameras while pointing at The ReMnant and his friend slash manager. Rob Garcia and Jeff Noon point at Griffin while whispering to each other. Griffin slides back into the ring, his attention still on the intruders. This gives Draco the chance to sneak up behind and surprise Griffin for the Golden Apple Fruit Roll-Up, but Griffin manages to roll out of it. He goes for Shot in the Dark, but Draco invades the impact. Draco connects with a Clothesline, Griffin hits the mat but his adrenaline keeps him on his feet as he staggers backwards, so Draco connects with a hard back elbow, sending him into the corner, giving Draco the chance to finish the Golden Ratio with a Diving Somersault Stunner. Draco goes for the cover.
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Bennett: ANOTHER slow count by the ref. This is cheating against Draco.
Carter: You and he wish. Griffin is a hard man to put down.
Draco slams his fists on the mat repeatedly before storming to his feet in frustration. He takes a knee and turns his attention to the ref.
Draco grabs a handful of hair, dragging Griffin into position for an Alabama Slam, but Griffin slides down, and counters with a roll-up pinfall of his own.
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Aiello: Again Griffin’s veteran know how gives him a nearfall.
Both men storm to their feet, Draco charges, goes for a Clothesline, but Griffin ducks. As they face each other again, Griffin delivers a kick to the gut followed by Number One Stunner. Griffin looks over to see Rob and Jeff Noon reacting poorly to Griffin’s advantage, Rob is mumbling something under his breath and Jeff points while grabbing his hair. Griffin turns back and drops onto Draco for the cover.
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Carter: I can’t believe he kicked out of that.
Griffin grabs his head out of shock, thinking that was the final straw. Griffin takes his time getting to his feet. He leans on the ropes, and slaps them then waves to the crowd to make some noise as he bides his time. He waits for Draco to get to his feet, he lunges, doing for Shot in the Dark, but Draco slides under, as Griffin turns, Draco drives his knee into Griffin’s gut, then immediately grabs him and drives him into the mat with the Gold Star. He hooks the legs.
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Stroup: Here is your winner… Draco Lazarus!Bennett: I told you guys! I told you he wasn’t going anywhere!
Carter: You were right, Steve. Draco Lazarus beats the International Champion and saves his place on Monday Night BRAWL!
Aiello: You’ve got to give it to him… he’s a heck of a competitor and can beat anyone when he puts his mind to it. But also give the assists to Jeff Noon and Rob Garcia.
Bennett: Give them nothing! They didn't touch Hawkins. We all saw that!
Carter: But the distraction was plenty!
Rob Garcia and Jeff Noon are seen pointing at and laughing at Hawkins as they back up the ramp. The scene fades to a commercial.
HANDICAP MATCH
NSFW
VS LEVIATHAN
VS LEVIATHAN
As we come back from the break, we are focused in on the announce table.
Aiello: Welcome back to BRAWL, it’s a hot night to keep you warm up North and it’s only going to get hotter. Leviathan has been on a path of destruction since his ascension. Last week, he intended to maim Joe Doe at this insistence of this Prophet. Until NSFW made the save.
Bennett: Those nosy sons-of-bitches.
Carter: And while I would say that it was just them being good samaritans, Leviathan has repeatedly attacked his former friends with prejudice. Mike McGuire and Bishop Church are looking to settle a score just weeks away from their Tag Title defense at Hardcore Revolution.
Stroup: The following match is a handicap match and is scheduled for one fall …
Thunder rumbles as the lights flicker. Flames rise in the center of the ramp, the lights go out, when the smoke clears and the flames dissipates. The somber instrumentals from “Reign of the Dark” – Dark Fantasy Music begins to fill the arena as the lights flicker again, revealing Leviathan, face hidden by the hood of the red robe. The go out, then return to normal to reveal Leviathan is joined by The Prophet. She is also donning her red-hooded robe, along with four black-robed Druids, one representing each direction on the ramp. The lights begin to flicker again, then go out for three seconds before turning back on to reveal Leviathan and The Prophet joined by twelve Druids in the ring, along with 20 surrounding the ring.
Aiello: Here are those damned hooded figures again. Who are these people?
Carter: If it’s to be believed, they’re people who have pledged themselves to Leviathan.
Bennett: Leviathan is going end up being one of those Jim Jones sons of bitches, mark my words.
While Leviathan slowly raises his arms, the lights begin to flicker again. When Leviathan’s hands reach max height, he thrusts them downward. The lights go out, a wall of fire encompasses the ring for a few seconds, the sole illuminating source in the arena for a handful of seconds before going out as the lighting returns.. When the lights come back on, all the Druids have vanished.
Except for two. They stand behind Leviathan and The Prophet.
Aiello: Well, this is strange…
Suddenly the two “Druids” spring into action. The hooded figure clobbers The Prophet and tosses her head first over the top rope. The taller one clubs Leviathan over the back and then German suplexes the Leviathan through the air.
The two figures unveil themselves.
It is none other than Mike and Bishop, NSFW! The crowd pops at their subterfuge.
Bennett: Sneaky bastards!
Referee Paul Turner calls for the bell to start this bout.
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Aiello: This is a handicap match. No tags required but with how destructive Leviathan is, who is in the handicap situation to be honest?
Bennett: I’ll join Leviathan’s goofy little cult if he takes these two dweebs out. Get him, you monstrous son-of-a-bitch!
Carter: You’re despicable, Steve.
NSFW quicky confers. Bishop takes initiative. He drags the former Nostalgia to his feet, cinches him up and belly to belly suplexes him. He keeps the waistlock on and pulls him up and takes over for a second belly to belly. One more time, Bishop releases and overhead belly to belly suplexes Leviathan! Church points to the turnbuckle. Mike scrambles up to the top rope and hits her Racedrive diving headbutt. She rolls off and Church covers.
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Aiello: Can’t fault the strategy of the Tag Team Champions here. They caught this monster by surprise and may just eventually put him down for the three count.
Bennett: Fat chance.
Carter: It’s still two versus one, Steve. Believe it.
Mike boots Leviathan across the head. She helps her partner up and they set upon Leviathan once more. They pull him up, stereo kick to the gut, double suplex - the big man flips out of the suplex and lands on his feet. As NSFW turns around, he grabs them both by the throats and double chokeslams the Tag Champions!
The Prophet signals for Leviathan to end it. She procures a steel rod out from under her robes.
Aiello: Oh no, that nasty number put an end to Joe Doe’s aspirations last week.
Bennett: Knock em out, you freaky son-of-a-bitch!
Carter: I don’t even understand why such a powerful man like Leviathan even needs to use a weapon. He didn’t intend to wrestle this match. He said as such, he’s gonna destroy NSFW right here and right now!
Leviathan catches the pipe out of the air, swings it back - but before the blow can land, Iggy Swango seemingly out of nowhere is on Leviathan’s back as Dream Weaver tries to grab the steel rod out of his hand. Paul Turner has no choice to call for the bell.
DING DING DING
Stroup: The winner of this match via disqualification, Leviathan!Leviathan shoves away Brizzie and flips Iggy over his head back onto the mat.
Aiello: Leviathan is one cold man. We all know that Brizzie and the former Nostalgia were engaged to get married …
Bennett: Weddings off, you sons-of-bitches.
Carter: I have to think that these two remaining Freaks and Geeks members are trying to appeal to his humanity - if there is any left.
Leviathan swings at Iggy Swango with the pipe. Brizzie shoves her to side and just barely misses the impact of the rod herself. The Prophet is back up and she points a finger at the two. As Brizzie and Iggy retreat, Leviathan makes a slow advance towards them.
NSFW is left in the ring by themselves.
Aiello: That was a hell of a fight but Leviathan wasn’t there to wrestle.
Suddenly, the lights in the arena go out. For about five seconds, the building is pitch black. When the lights come back on, there is no sight of Leviathan, Iggy Swango, or Dream Weaver. However, The Limit is in the ring and they are attacking NSFW.
Aiello: Oh no! Not again!
Bennett: Hell yeah! Destroy those bastards!
Carter: Would you stop it?! This is uncalled for!
Ethan Alexander has a steel chair and cracks McGuire in the back with it. D.J. Frank DDTs Bishop Church onto a steel chair. Both members of NSFW are laid out. Ethan exits the ring and begins removing the protective top and the monitors from the commentators’ table. He slides back into the ring and he and D.J. pick Bishop Church up off of the mat. Ethan lifts Church up high into the air and they drive him down onto the chair with an assisted powerbomb!
Aiello: Damnit! Someone stop this!
Ethan looks down at McGuire, who is trying to defend her partner by throwing a punch into his gut. He grabs her by the hair and lifts her to her feet. D.J. comes over and starts yelling at her.
Then, before any more damage could be done, “Phenomenal” by Eminem begins playing and Dominic Sanders runs out from the back with a steel chair to the crowd’s eruption.
Carter: Finally! Someone to help the Tag Team Champions!
He quickly slides into the ring and The Limit exits through the ropes. He stands around Church and McGuire watching both members of The Limit as he protects them. Sanders yells at The Limit begging them to get into the ring. Ethan climbs up onto the ring apron. Sanders swings the chair at the ropes and misses Alexander just in time as he hops off of the apron.
Aiello: Thank God somebody came out to put a stop to this!
Carter: I never thought that it would be Dominic Sanders, but we did see that he posted on their Fighter Talk this week that he would have their backs if something went down! And he came through with his word!
Bennett: That son-of-a-bitch! He has no business being out here!
Sanders motions to Jessica Stroup to come over. She looks at both members of The Limit and slowly walks over. Sanders reaches through the ropes and grabs the microphone from Jessica. He still holds The Limit at bay with his steel chair as he begins to speak.
Sanders: Now hold on you two assholes! I’ve watched you guys for months come and torment my friends in NSFW! I don’t know what you guys are trying to do...
Sanders pauses for a second. He looks around the ring and sees his mentioned friends from NSFW beginning to stir. Then he looks back out at The Limit outside of the ring. A small grin comes across his face.
Sanders: BUT YOU’RE DOING IT ALL FUCKING WRONG!!!
Suddenly, Sanders drops the microphone and cracks McGuire hard over the head with the steel chair. The crowd begins booing ferociously.
Aiello: WHAT IN THE HELL?!
He then winds up and cracks Bishop Church right in the back of the knee with the chair. Twice. Three times. The Limit slides back into the ring and joins Dominic Sanders. The three of them begin putting the boots to NSFW and pummel them in the middle of the ring. Sanders then steps back and watches as both members of The Limit continue to attack the Tag Team Champions. He grabs the microphone again and continues to talk while he watches the carnage take place.
Sanders: I have sat back long enough over the last couple of months and watched as the integrity of this place has gone fucking softer and softer by the moment. People like NSFW who are "feel-good stories" that the crowd absolutely loves. You’ve got the Undisputed Champion, Candy, who is just such a… "try-hard girl" turned “success story” who became the Champion and, like these two sorry losers on their backs in this ring, everybody LOVES. You’ve got Griffin Hawkins, who everybody believes actually WON the International Championship on his own. Please… I wouldn’t ACTUALLY lose to that slapdick in a million years.
The crowd continues to boo during all of this, some of the fans beginning to throw trash into the ring. The Limit continues their assault on NSFW as Sanders speaks.
Sanders: I am so sick and tired of listening to everybody loving everybody and verbally blowing them because they make them feel happy! It makes me sick! So what did I do? I went out and I found myself some muscle. I found a couple of assholes that were not afraid to go beat somebody up and didn’t give a shit about winning matches. I found The Limit. And, just like they say, nobody has been able to break The Limit.
Carter: I don’t believe it!
Bennett: I told you sons-of-bitches that I had nothing to do with The Limit being here! You guys thought it was me all along, but I had absolutely, in no way, anything to do with it!
The Limit have now both picked up each member of NSFW and are holding their arms behind their backs. Both members are limp. McGuire's eyes are closed as Church struggles to look up at Sanders. Sanders walks over and grabs the Tag Team Championship belts and holds them up in the air with one hand while he brings the microphone up to his mouth with the other.
Sanders: See this right here? You two are definition of “fraud.” Everything you spew out of your mouths is inaccurate. You guys might have these belts, but you certainly haven’t beaten anybody for them. MUCHO GRANDE?! Oh... I am scared. Those two couldn’t fight their way out of a paper bag. These boys right here? They are now going to be the face of the Tag Team Division because I am going to unleash them upon the entire EWC to do whatever it is THEY want. This whole time, they’ve been acting under MY orders… what do you think these sick bastards will do on their own accord? And, with me behind them, who’s going to stop them?
Sanders laughs, drops the microphone, and smashes Church in the face with one of the Tag Team Championships. He rears back to do the same to McGuire, but stops himself. He picks the microphone back up one more time.
Sanders: Mike… you said I owe you an apology. Well, I am sorry… I am sorry that I didn’t do this sooner!
Sanders drives the Tag Team Championship into McGuire’s face as she falls limp to the mat.
Sanders: Oh yeah… your baking sucks! Next time you think a friend is in trouble with the law, don’t send pies. Send money you fucking idiot!
Sanders drops the microphone on McGuire’s back as he and The Limit leave the ring. They begin heading up the ramp, getting pelted by trash from the Ottawa crowd. They all laugh and flip the crowd off as they disappear behind the curtain.
Aiello: Folks. We are at a loss for words right now.
Bennett: Speak for yourselves! I could talk about this all night!
Carter: You’re sick.
Aiello: We are going to move to a commercial break while medical personnel works on NSFW and the crew cleans all of the trash up out of the ring.
We cut to a commercial break.
X-DIVISION SINGLES MATCH (NON-TITLE)
LAST MAN STANDING
FRANKIE ROMONO
VS HAPPY
VS HAPPY
Aiello: Welcome back to Monday Night BRAWL! We have got a great one for you right now.
Carter: I don't even know how we move on after what we saw before the commercial break.
Bennett: It's easy. You stop talking about it and you talk about the next thing!
Carter: Says the man who wanted to talk about it all night.
Bennett: I was told during the break that it would behoove me not to. So stop talking about it!
Aiello: Regardless, Happy and Frankie Romono take each other on in a LAST MAN STANDING MATCH! Let's go to the ring!
Pyros hit, lights flash red and black, and "Ain't no Grave" by Johnny Cash begins to play as fans begin to cheer and jeer and Happy drives out from the back on his custom Harley. He stops atop the stage and looks out to the crowd both left and right and revs his engine before his ride towards the ring. He's wearing the X-division Title oer his shoulder, blacked out custom Oakley's, his 'Crimson Demons' leather cut, no shirt underneath, and black jeans with white shoes.
Stroup: Making his way to the ring. Fighting out of Oakham, Massachusetts and standing 6'2" and weighing 245, he is the EWC X-DIVISION CHAMPION... HAPPY!
He steps off of his Harley, putting his glasses down on it and then taking his cut and laying it onto the seat of the bike before sliding into the ring. Once inside, Happy wears a menacing smile as he rolls his fists waiting for the match to begin.
Stroup: And his opponent... from Boston, Massachusetts... Frankie Romono!
"Fuck It" by Seether is playing and Frankie Romono slowly makes his way to the ring to a mixed reaction, although the crowd leans more towards cheers.
Aiello: Both of these men have changed a bit, recently. The fans have certainly warmed up to both of them.
Bennett: They've gone soft, is what you're saying.
Aiello: "Soft" is definitely not the word for these men.
Carter: This X-Division match is going to be one for the books! Two very tough men competing for dominance!
Both men meet each other in the middle of the ring, the ref tells both men the rules of the match and sends them both back to their respective corners, both men start stretching. The ref then calls for the bell!
DING DING DING
As soon as the bell rings, both men come flying out of their corners like two bats outta hell! They get to each other and start swinging! Happy and Frankie grab ahold of the other with their left hands and start to smash their forearms into the others heads, over and over, faster and faster! The crowd is on their feet cheering! Aiello: Look at this!! These two warriors are all in tonight!!
Happy, the larger of the two men, starts to get the advantage! He then Irish whips Frankie into the ropes, and on Frankies way back, he’s caught with a big boot to the face sending him slamming down to the mat!! Happy, wasting no time, pulls Frankie up to his feet and starts to send thunderous strikes to Frankie's body, hard rights and lefts, but Frankie is still standing, taking every hit like a champ! Happy then hits Frankie with a DDT laying him out on the mat!
Bennett: Happy is the type that gets off on this type of stuff!
Aiello: He definitely enjoys punishing others!
Bennett: He seems like the type that would have his wife take jumper cables to his-
Carter: Hey now! Lets focus on the match!
Happy has rolled out of the ring. He walks over to the time keepers area and throws two chairs into the ring. He then even takes the bell and throws that in the ring. He walks over to the ring and is searching underneath it and the crowd starts cheering! Happy starts pulling out chairs and throws them into the ring, He pulls a table out and then pulls out a kendo stick. He looks very satisfied by the kendo stick and smiles. He gets to his feet and as he does, Frankie comes flying through the ropes connecting his forearm to Happy's face! Both men fall to the floor and Frankie is back up.
Carter: What a perfectly landed suicide dive by Frankie!
Aiello: Happy took too much time! You can't underestimate Frankie Romono!
Bennett: I wonder if he has a dominatrix meet him after his matches like most of the wrestlers have a masseuse..
Frankie picks up the kendo stick that Happy was about to use. He holds it up to the crowd, the crowd mostly cheers, with a small majority booing this time. Frankie that swings down and cracks Happy across the back! And he screams out in pain... or maybe pleasure. Who knows with Happy? A roar from the crowd, screaming “OOOH!!” from the sickening thud! Happy, the tough SOB he is, tries to get up. Romono pulls back again and, as Happy gets to his knees, Frankie swings and smashes the kendo stick across the back of Happy's head!!! The crowd erupts again. Frankie then tosses the kendo stick and starts to set up the table.
Aiello: That was a sickening thud to the back of Happy’s head!
Bennett: I wonder if Happy would give me the number to his, uhm..
Carter: Would you focus on the match!
Frankie has now set up the table and then lifts Happy up who is holding his head in pain. Frankie puts Happy onto the apron and then looks around at the crowd. He then smiles and nods his head. Romono gets up on the apron. He lifts his Happy onto his shoulders in a fireman's carry. Then he shifts his head under his arm while lifting their legs slightly higher. The crowd start to erupt in a mixed reaction!!
Aiello: Good God, NO!! Frankie don’t do it!!
Carter: He’s going to give him a concusion!!!
Frankie then jumps in the air and slams Happy down on his head, landing on the apron!!! The crowd explode into “Holy Shit!" Chants all through out the arena.
Bennett: My God! Someone check on him!!
As Bennett says that, the ref slides out the ring to check on Happy, who looks to be in a daze. Romono is laid out next to him with a smile on his face. The referee begins counting.
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Frankie then gets to his feet and tries to lift Happy up, but it's dead weight. Determined, he lifts Happy to his feet and then rolls him up onto the table he set up earlier.
Bennett: He should've left Happy out cold. This isn't the smartest idea.
Carter: Frankie Romono is making a statement tonight! He wants an X-Division Title shot!
Aiello: You’re damn right! And theres no better way to earn a title shot then taking the champion to the extreme!
Frankie finally gets Happy completely onto the table outside the ring. He then rolls into the ring. The ref starts yelling something at him, but Romono pays no attention. He get to the corner of the ring and climbs to the second rope. The fans starts to get louder and louder, some cheering, some booing, but all of them are on their feet with their cell phones out recording what's about to happen!
Aiello: What is he going to do now?!
Carter: This man is trying to end Happy!
Bennett: This is exactly why they call this man the Sicilian psychopath!
Frankie then gets to the top rope and leaps off! As he flies into the air, Happy rolls out of the way just in time! And Frankie's body goes crashing through the table!!! “Holy shit! Holy shit! Holy shit!!” the crowd start chanting. The ref slides out to the ring to begin counting.
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Happy, still holding his head gets to his feet. He then shoves the referee aside and viciously starts to stomp away at Frankie's body, ending the referee's count. Happy then picks Frankie up and Irish whips him into the guardrail sending his body crashing into it, the fans around are going wild with excitement! Happy then whips into the ring apron, his body slamming into the ring. Happy then rolls him into the ring. Happy follows and gets to his feet. He pulls Frankie up and as he gets him into suplex position, Frankie reverses it into a brain buster. From a seated position, he tells the referee to count.
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Happy uses the ropes and pulls himself to his feet.
Aiello: It’s going to take a lot more to put down the champ!
Bennett: That's right. But I think Happy is enjoying this way too much!
Happy and Frankie both get to their feet then rush towards each other. Frankie gets the advantage and hits Happy with a flying knee, sending him crashing down to the mat!! Frankie, wasting no time, picks up one of the three chairs and starts hammering away on Happy’s body! Happy is trying to block the attacks with his arms and legs! Frankie is destroying that chair using it on Happy’s body!
Carter: The psychotic side of Frankie Romono has been woken up!!
Aiello: Happy is just taking the punishment! These two men are true gladiators!!
Bennett: This is Happy’s Saturday night! I’m telling you he loves it!
The chair is now bent to uselessness and Frankie tosses it out of the ring. Happy, using all his might, tries to get to his feet using the ropes. Romono, seeing this runs, in Happy's direction and hits Happy with a hard Haymaker! However, Happy continues to fight to get his feet! Happy is struggling but is able to get up. Then he starts throwing rights and lefts at Frankie! Frankie starts throwing rights and lefts of his own! The crowd is going crazy!! Both men are worn down and beaten up! They both start to slow down their swinging, and, the with the last bit of strength he has, Happy pushes himself and hits Frankie with a lariat across the neck of Romono. Both men fall to the mat! The referee begins his count.
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Happy crawls to the ropes and starts to pull himself up. Frankie is doing his best to get to his feet.
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As the referee counts, Romono gets the two remaining chairs in the ring. He sets them up so both seats make a bridge. Frankie, not satisfied with this, grabs the bell and places it onto the two chairs!
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Aiello: Frankie Romono is a madman!!!
Frankie then breaks the count and lifts up Happy. He gets him into a power bomb position. He goes to lift Happy, but Happy collapses to his knees. Frankie looks down at him and he lifts him up again into the power bomb position, but this time Happy flips Frankie over with a back body drop sending Frankie's body crashing into the two chairs and on to the bell!!
DING!!!!
Happy then grabs the bell off the chair and holds it up, waiting for Frankie to get to his feet as the referee counts!
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Frankie's back is turned to Happy as he finally gets to his feet. Happy rushes towards Frankie and smashes the ring bell into the neck and back of head of Frankie, sending him crashing down to the mat!
DING!!!!
The referee counts!
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Stroup: Here is your winner.... HAPPY!!!
Obviously, no bell rings at the end of the match but the crowd goes wild for what they just saw as Happy's music plays! Happy then rolls out of the ring to collect his title.
Aiello: What a FIGHT we just saw!
Carter: That was as brutal as anything, guys!
Back in the ring the doctors have come down to ringside to check on Frankie who is laid out in the corner holding his neck and looks to be in an extreme amount of pain.
Happy slowly starts to make his way up the ramp. Happy stops on the ramp and hoists the X-Division Title in the air to the pleasure of the crowd. Suddenly the crowd falls silent as the Golden Boy Draco Lazarus bursts through the entrance, comes from behind and drives the Golden Cane into the back of Happy. Happy staggers forward, Draco cocks back and drives the Golden Cane down onto Happy’s back again. Draco drops the cane, grabs Happy’s shoulder, spins him around, then drives Happy headfirst into the ramp with the Golden Ticket.
Bennett: He is a man of his word obviously. He said he wasn’t done with Happy and he wasn’t.
Carter: He is a coward. Without protection, the fans will be delighted to see him crumble.
Draco quickly grabs Happy, yanks him to his feet then manages to transition Happy up into a Reverse Gory Special. Draco is laughing hysterically as Happy struggles. After holding the move in for about a dozen seconds, refs run out to break it up. Draco drops Happy with the Gory Bomb then acts like he was just trying to appease the refs. He throws his hands up as he walks over to grab his Golden Cane. He grabs the cane, then starts heading up the ramp. As he gets a few steps from the backstage area, he spins, sprints toward Happy and drives the Golden Cane down on the gut of Happy numerous times. Again he throws his hands up, laughing hysterically while some of the refs check on Happy and the others escort him backstage.
Aiello: I am sure the EWC universe is eager to see how Happy responds to this latest attack.
Bennett: He had it coming. Now they are square. Remember we are just living in Draco Lazarus’s virtual reality or something.
Carter: You would believe that.
Aiello: Well, folks, we've had quite show, so far. When we return, it's our Main Event. MUCHO GRANDE! takes on Iggy Swango and Dream Weaver, next.
Carter: Freaks and Geeks Present: The Foxy Lad...
Carter reading off their tag team name is cut off as we go to commercial.
TAG TEAM MATCH
WINNERS FACE NSFW FOR THE EWC TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS AT HARDCORE REVOLUTION
MUCHO GRANDE!
VS FREAKS AND GEEKS PRESENT: THE FOXY LADIES OF DREAM SOUND REVOLUTION LIVE FROM MR. BIGG'S LIMO
WINNERS FACE NSFW FOR THE EWC TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS AT HARDCORE REVOLUTION
MUCHO GRANDE!
VS FREAKS AND GEEKS PRESENT: THE FOXY LADIES OF DREAM SOUND REVOLUTION LIVE FROM MR. BIGG'S LIMO
Aiello: It is time for tonight's MAIN EVENT! And the winners of this match will go on to face NSFW in TWO WEEKS at Hardcore Revolution!
Bennett: If there's anything left of NSFW!
Carter: We still have received no word on their condition.
Stroup: The following contest is a tag team match and it is schedule for one fall. The winners will go on to face NSFW for the EWC Tag Team Championships at HARDCOOOORE REVOLUUUUTION!
The crowd cheers loudly. "Walk" by Pantera begins playing and Grizzly Duggan steps out from behind the curtain first. He is followed closely by Carlos Ruiz as the two stand on the ramp and look out over the cheering crowd.
Stroup: Introducing first... at a total combined weight of 597 pounds... MUUUUCHOOOO GRAAAANDE!
The two members begin walking down the ramp towards the ring. Carlos stops to talk to adoring fans while Grizzly continues his slow strut to the ring.
Aiello: Here come the former EWC Tag Team Champions. Guys, they are determined to get those belts back at Hardcore Revolution.
Bennett: Only reason I am going to root for them tonight is because those two girls they're facing are as cracked out as Mike McGuire! NO ONE wants to see them win this match tonight.
Carter: I can guarantee you there are a few people who disagree.
Carlos finishes taking some selfies with fans at ringside and rolls under the bottom rope, joining Grizzly for a pose in the ring.
"You Make my Dreams” by Hall and Oates blares throughout the arena. The cheers of the fans playing background music as they await the arrival of Freaks and Geeks Presents: The Foxy Ladies of Dream Sound Revolution Live from Mr. Bigg’s Limo. The music is cut, followed by “Chicken Noodle Soup Song.” “Dream Weaver and Ashley Brizzie make their grand entrance wearing matador outfits holding bowls of soup. They both stop, pull out a spoon, dig in, of course slurping. They simultaneously toss the spoon, then tip the bowls, drinking from them instead for a few seconds. The music stops again, the next second a popular song sung by a Spaniard not as popular as Carlos Ruiz begins to play throughout the arena. Dream Weaver and Iggy Swango begin busting some sweet Fandango dance moves as they make their way down the ramp.
Stroup: Making their way to the ring, at a combined weight of 262 pounds… “Dream Weaver” Ashley Brizzie and Iggy Swango!”
Bennett: See? I told you these two were nuts!
Carter: Come on, Steve. Laugh a little. They're just having a great time!
Aiello: This sell-out crowd sure loves it!
The Foxy Ladies both slide in the ring, they go to opposite corners and climb to the turnbuckles, showing loving for their fans, and getting it back ten-fold. They turn and face each other from the turnbuckle and AIR FIVE before hopping down and heading to the corner for their Roshambo game to see who starts the match.
DING DING DING
Dream Weaver and Grizzly Duggan start the match. As everyone usually is, Dream Weaver is greatly over-matched physically. Duggan looks for a test of strength from Dream Weaver, who laughs at the attempt. She sprints at him and baseball-slides through his legs. She pops up to her feet quickly and jumps on his back, trying to put him in a sleeper hold. Grizzly smiles and reaches up, grabbing her and slinging her over his head and onto the mat. She backs up and sits leaning against the ropes as she regroups.Bennett: I don’t see how she’s going to do it. I know that mick McGuire…
Carter: MIKE McGuire.
Bennett: Yeah, sure… I know McGuire was able to handle this giant goon, but that pixie is a different breed of… ‘lady.’
Carter: That almost sounds like a compliment for Mike McGuire from you, Steve.
Bennett: Hell no! Never in my life! Best time of my life happened moments ago when The Limit and Dominic Sanders destroyed NSFW!
Dream Weaver makes it back to her feet. Once again, she sprints at Grizzly. This time, however, she delivers a dropkick to his left knee, knocking him down to one knee. With the redwood chopped down a bit, she bounces off of the ropes and delivers a bulldog to Duggan. She quickly tags her partner in. Iggy Swango climbs up to the top turnbuckle and leaps off with a guillotine leg drop, landing her ample posterior across the back of his head. The duo of Foxy Ladies combine their efforts to roll the big man over. Swango covers Duggan.
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Swango gets off of Duggan after the one-count and walks over to the corner. A fired up Iggy Swango starts taunting Grizzly Duggan.
Carter: I don’t know how smart it is to taunt this man…
Bennett: I will say that it’s effective!
As Duggan gets up to his knees, Swango sprints at him, jumps and turns in midair, and drives her rear right into his chin, knocking him backwards and through the ropes to the outside. Swango stands on her feet looking at Duggan and brushes her shoulders off.
Aiello: She just needs to be careful not to be too cocky. They’re dealing with the former Tag Team Champions here.
Carter: Valid point. This thing can turn in a second. BUT, Iggy Swango is looking strong tonight.
Bennett: Pervert.
Carter: I wasn’t...... sigh.
Duggan walks around the side of the ring towards his corner. He reaches up and tags Carlos Ruiz in. Carlos steps into the ring and looks at Iggy Swango as the crowd cheers loudly.
Aiello: This should be interesting. There was a little bit of time where rumors circulated that these two were having a secret relationship.
Bennett: What the hell is this? TMZ?! I haven’t heard such a thing!
Carlos and Swango look at each other, both smiling. Carlos extends his hand. Swango takes it and shakes. Carlos pulls her hand up and gives it a polite kiss. Swango turns a little pink as Dream Weaver stands and watches on the ring apron.
Dream Weaver: OW OWWW!
Swango smiles and grabs Carlos by the wrist, twisting under it into a rear hammerlock. She pushes him towards the corner and he runs up the turnbuckles, flipping over Swango. He grabs her by the waist and pushes her into the ropes, rolling her up on the bounceback.
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Bennett: This man is FAR too nice. I mean… beat her ass! Isn’t that the goal?
Carter: Carlos Ruiz has definitely been known for his sportsmanship.
Swango grabs Carlos in a collar-and-elbow tie-up. She moves into a side headlock. Carlos lifts her up and brings her down with an atomic drop, driving his knee into her rear. Swango turns and looks at him, quirking a brow and rubbing her keyster. Carlos shrugs and moves towards her. Swango delivers a swift right kick right into Carlos’ left thigh. He shakes the leg out as Swango tags Brizzie into the ring.
Bennett: This is boring! Get Grizzly back into the ring! He will at least tear someone apart!
Ashley Brizzie hops into the ring and offers a handshake to Carlos. Carlos shakes her hand and says something about “Señor Leo.” Brizzie nods and the two of them lock up. Carlos shoves Brizzie back into the corner. He Irish-whips her towards the MUCHO GRANDE! corner, but Brizzie reverses and Carlos crashes into the corner. Grizzly tags himself in and steps over the top rope.
Bennett: Finally! Let’s see some bodies fly!
Grizzly grabs Ashley Brizzie and slings her across the ring. She tags Iggy Swango back into the match. Iggy steps through the ropes and runs at Grizzly. She leaps into the air for a cross body, but Grizzly catches her. He falls backwards and drives her down with a fallaway slam! He covers her with all of his weight.
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Aiello: Near fall for MUCHO GRANDE!
Brizzie stays in the ring as she jumps on Grizzly’s back. Carlos comes into the ring and pulls Brizzie off of his partner’s back, but nothing more. He steps back through the ropes and to the apron. Brizzie also returns to her post. He calls out to Grizzly for the tag. Grizzly picks Swango back up and walks over to the MUCHO GRANDE! corner. He tags Carlos in. Carlos gets in and walks across the ring as Grizzly steps back onto the ring apron. Carlos runs at Swango and leaps, looking for a diving clothesline in the corner. Swango ducks out of the way. Carlos stops himself in mid-air by grabbing the ropes in the corner, as he was about to accidentally strike Grizzly with the move. He puts his hands out in front of him, as if to say “sorry” to his partner. Swango quickly rolls Carlos up into a school boy, putting all of her weight into it!
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DING DING DING
Stroup: Here are your winners, and NEW Number One Contenders to the EWC Tag Team Championships.. "Dream Weaver" Ashley Brizzie and Iggy Swango!"You Make my Dreams" begins playing as the two ladies from Dream Sound Revolution begin celebrating in the ring. Carlos, not believing what just happened, slowly rolls out of the ring as he hangs his head low. Grizzly Duggan is in disbelief as he stands at the ropes near where Carlos is.
Aiello: The ladies have done it! They'll face NSFW at Hardcore Revolution for the EWC Tag Team Championships!
Bennett: They'll be the new champions. I don't think NSFW will even make it to Hardcore Revolution after what happened earlier tonight.
Carter: You may be right, Steve.
Carlos walks slowly up the ramp with his head still held low. Grizzly exits the ring and follows after him, putting his arm around Carlos’ shoulder. The two disappear through the curtain.
Carter: MUCHO GRANDE! should not feel disappointed. They came up short tonight, but they have done so much since becoming a tag team. And it’s launched their careers into stardom!
Bennett: If you can call it that.
As Brizzie and Swango celebrate, “No Limit” by G-Eazy begins playing throughout the Canadian Tire Centre.
Aiello: Oh no. Not again. They’ve done enough tonight!
Ethan Alexander, D.J. Frank, and Dominic Sanders begin walking out from the back and towards the ring., Brizzie and Swango stop celebrating as they turn their attention to the ramp. The two members of The Limit split and go on opposite sides of the ring. Dominic Sanders stands at the base of the ramp staring up at the two ladies inside of the ring with a sadistic smile on his face.
Aiello: This can’t happen again! These three have already taken the Tag Team Champions out tonight! Now they are looking to take out the challengers!
Bennett: Rest in Peace Freaks and Geeks!
Ethan Alexander gets up onto the ring apron on one side while D.J. Frank gets up onto the apron on the other side. A roar from the crowd makes the Canadian Tire Centre explode. Bishop Church and Mike McGuire sprint out from the back! McGuire takes out Dominic Sanders! The distraction is enough for Ashley Brizzie to nail D.J. Frank with a superkick, knocking him off of the apron! Iggy Swango runs at Ethan Alexander and leaps and turns, nailing him in the chest with her rear. He flies off of the apron and lands hard on the ringside barricade! Bishop Church slides into the ring and stands in between Brizzie and Swango.
Aiello: Hell yeah! Hell yeah!
Bennett: DAMN THEM!
Carter: There’s no quit in the Tag Team Champions!
After wailing on Sanders for about thirty seconds, McGuire spits on the back of his head and slides into the ring herself. The Limit has crawled their way over to Dominic Sanders. NSFW, Swango, and Brizzie all stand together in the ring looking out and down on The Limit and Dominic Sanders.
Aiello: These four will go at it in two weeks for the EWC Tag Team Championships, but they’ve made it very clear right here that they will NOT be bullied by this new coalition!
Bennett: I’m sure there will be hell to pay for that!
Aiello: Folks, we are about out of time! For Steve “The Predator” Bennett and Max Carter, I am Joe Aiello! Goodnight!
The cameras focus in on NSFW standing next to Dream Weaver and Iggy Swango. They look at each other for a moment, but the two ladies offer their thanks to the Champions. There is a hand-shake between Brizzie and McGuire and a shared nod between Church and Swango as we go off of the air.
END SCREEN
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MATCH WRITERS
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MATCH ONE: MNB
MATCH TWO: BISHOP CHURCH
MATCH THREE: BISHOP CHURCH
MATCH FOUR: DOMINIC SANDERS
MATCH FIVE: BISHOP CHURCH
MATCH SIX: ROB GARCIA
MAIN EVENT: DOMINIC SANDERS
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SEGMENTS
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DRACO LAZARUS
HAPPY
DOMINIC SANDERS
THE LIMIT
NSFW
DREAM WEAVER
IGGY SWANGO
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RECAP OF WINNERS
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TRIPLE THREAT MATCH
STEEL CAGE MATCH
JOE DOE
VS EMMA LOUISE
VS ANTHONY GRUNGE
WINNER: Anthony Grunge
TAG TEAM MATCH
LOS AMANTES (NO-SHOW)
VS THE LIMIT
WINNERS: The Limit
SINGLES MATCH
BOBBI SPRINGFIELD (NO-SHOW)
VS KENDRICK KROSS
WINNER: Kendrick Kross
SINGLES MATCH (NON-TITLE)
DRACO LAZARUS
VS GRIFFIN HAWKINS
WINNER: Draco Lazarus
HANDICAP MATCH
NSFW
VS LEVIATHAN
WINNER: Leviathan
SINGLES MATCH (NON-TITLE)
LAST MAN STANDING MATCH
FRANKIE ROMONO
VS HAPPY
WINNER: Happy
MAIN EVENT
TAG TEAM MATCH
WINNERS FACE NSFW FOR THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS AT HARDCORE REVOLUTION
MUCHO GRANDE!
VS FREAKS AND GEEKS PRESENT: THE FOXY LADIES OF DREAM SOUND REVOLUTION LIVE FROM MR. BIGG'S LIMO
WINNERS: Freaks and Geeks Present: The Foxy Ladies of Dream Sound Revolution Live From Mr. Bigg's Limo
BRAWL #522 MVP: Leviathan
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