24 Hour Combat Championship: JANUARY 2019

[President Mac]

COMBAT CHAMPIONSHIP RULES

1. You do NOT have to be on the EWC Roster to play. If you have an account - You can play

2. You must NOT injure or do anything to another Wrestler that would hurt his or her character or the characters reputation 

3. Be creative and as LONG as you want/can. I don't want to see: Bob finds Jim in the bathroom so he pins him...1...2..3

4. YOU MUST either Pin or cause the opponent to Submit

5. Make it realistic and continue the story

6. This does NOT GO AGAINST your RECORD! So if you beat someone you can't use it in a rp

7. In the case where two people reply at the same time...the FIRST persons post counts...not the second one!

8. There are no OOC comments allowed in this section

9. The person left with the title at 11:59PM CST on THE LAST DAY OF THE MONTH will be the new champion for THAT month

ADD *TBC* at the end of every post


Most importantly ... Have fun!!!!

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JANUARY 2019

President Mac stands in the middle of the ring of the Staples Center in Los Angeles, California, where a house show just took place 

Mac has the 24/7 Combat Championship raised high above the ring and then walks out to the cheers of the fans who have remained in the arena waiting for the title to be raised up ... and the scene fades to black




*TBC*

[Liam Roy]

-=THE LIMIT MAKES THEIR WAY TO THE RING WITH A LADDER. ETHAN ALEXANDER SLIDES INTO THE RING AS D.J. FRANK SLIDES THE LADDER IN AFTER ETHAN. ETHAN GRABS THE LADDER AND PICKS IT UP OFF OF THE GROUND. HE SETS IT UP AND D.J. FRANK BEGINS TO CLIMB THE LADDER. ETHAN STANDS GUARD AT THE BOTTOM OF THE LADDER AS D.J. FRANK REACHES THE TOP AND PULLS THE COMBAT CHAMPIONSHIP OFF OF THE RUNG. HE HOLDS IT HIGH INTO THE AIR AS THE CROWD BOOS FEROCIOUSLY!=-

*TBC*

[Kendrick Kross]

Kendrick runs down the ramp. He was planning on being the first one to grab it but doesn't matter to him. Kendrick slides into the ring. DJ Frank slowly makes his way down the ladder as he sees Kendrick Kross enter. He looks at both of them before his Ethan goes for a swing. He connects backing up Kendrick with a smile crossing Ethans face as he does. Ethan walks towards Kendrick and goes for another but this time Kendrick ducks and sends a kick to the back of the knee of Ethan before hitting him with a hard roundhouse kick to the temple sending him to the mat. DJ Frank looks at Kendrick and he begins to run at him, belt in hand as he tries to slam the title into the head of Kendrick but Kendrick quickly ducks. He turns around and as DJ Frank does Kendrick sends a hard super kick to the belt, slamming it into DJ Franks face. A ref quickly runs out and Kendrick pins Frank as he pins him.

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Kendrick picks up the title, leaving both DJ Frank and Ethan in the ring as he hops out of the ring and hops over the railing running up the steps towards the arena exit.

*TBC*

[Grace Holt]

Kendrick looks behind making sure Ethan and DJ Frank aren't following him. After he does, he slowly pushes the door open and looks around the door. He doesn't see anyone coming from the left so he decides to step over the threshold. Thinking he is home free, he starts walking towards the right side of the hallway. As he let's go of the door, it starts to close revealing Ruby Clifton with a referee right beside her. Kendrick doesn't see her as she slips behind him and kicks the back of his knee. Kendrick buckles as he turns to see Ruby. He goes to throw a right but she blocks it. She does eat a left hook which staggers her slightly. Kendrick looks to send a kick into her gut but she catches the kick. She holds it before pulling him in and wrapping her arm around his neck. Kendrick looks into her eyes before she sends him flying over head with picture perfect exploder Suplex. Kendrick lands on his back hard as he bows up from the impact. He tries to crawl away but Ruby sprints toward him. She slides across the floor and connects with a vicious knee to the side of his head. Kendrick is lying in a prone position as Ruby hooks both of his arms before rolling him over into a pinning predicament. The referee slides into position.

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The referee signals that Ruby has won as she quickly picks up the Combat Championship belt and sprints down the hallway.

* TBC *

[Derek Wellings]

As soon as Ruby stands up with the championship, Derek Wellings runs over and hits a vicious Clothesline. Then hookers her around the waist and lands a release German Suplex. Ruby feigns defeat, allowing Derek to walk over but she counters by kicking his knees out then getting her foot in his throat. She grabs hold of a full trash can and bashes him several times with it. As she goes to dump it on him, Derek hits a vicious spear, hooks a leg!...


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TWO...



THREE!!!

Derek quickly stands up, grabs the championship before leaning on a wall.

***TO BE CONTINUED...***

[Christopher Quest]

Tyler Quest is walking by as she notices Derek leaning against the wall. She looks around for a weapon but can't find one. She then walks up next to him and smiles. Derek brushes her away as she connects with a quick roundhouse to the temple. Derek falls as Tyler follows it up with a senton and a back splash. She whistles toward the referee drinking a cup of coffee as she motions for him to get over. The referee drops his coffee, slides into position as Tyler hooks both legs.

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Tyler quickly scoops up the championship belt and runs into the girl's rest room.

*TBC*

[Aeon Khronos]

Suddenly, a strange whirring sound fills the ladies' room as an odd object materializes right in front of Tyler...and it's a grandfather clock!? The front of the clock opens, and out steps Aeon Khronos.



Before Tyler can respond, Aeon kicks her in the gut before hitting her with the Time Warp! Tyler's out of it after that Tiger Driver '91, and a referee steps out of the clock as Aeon makes the cover!

One! Two!! Three!!!

Aeon picks up the belt and runs to his clock...but the clock closes itself and dematerializes, leaving Aeon behind!

"Oh, bloody hell!"

Aeon runs out of the ladies' room, the ref following close behind.

*TBC*

[Deleted]

As Aeon advances through the hallway, just around the corner...




IT'S GRITTY AND HE CROSS CHECKS AEON INTO THE WALL!!

HE POUNCES ON TOP OF THE TIME TRAVELER AND THE REFEREE COUNTS …


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The spirit of all that is great in this world gathers up the Combat title and scurries off down the hall from the befuddled wizard, referee in tow.



*tbc*

[ᄂIПDΣMΛПП]

Hard times had fallen on Nicholas Billut since he was last in the public's eye. The widely publicized divorce was followed by a downward spiral that included prostitutes, drugs, alcohol and finally rehab. Not even a few months after rehab, he quickly fell down the rabbit hole for a second time. It was this second time that almost lead to his death as he narrowly escaped a death via over dose.

Hard time meant he'd be willing to do anything to earn some easy cash. With nothing to lose and everything to gain, he was a dangerous accent called on by friends and enemies alike. The only person he aligned himself with, was himself until the price was right. When it came to a recent visit by some old acquaintances, that number was enough to secure another few months of rent, booze and hookers.

Big Baddy 1: Three grand up front, and you get an additional thousand for each 24 hour cycle you hold it from any EWC roster member!

Nicholas Billut: Look, I have one rule. I don't kill them. I simply beat them until they wish they died. But no killing.

Big Baddy 2: Boss just said to win it, and keep it from anyone from the EWC. He doesn't care how you do it, but he said NO ONE from EWC is to get it.

Nicholas Billut: Let me get this right, all I have to do is beat a few people up and win a championship belt that also requires people to beat people senseless, anytime and anyplace without consequence. Sounds like a party.

After accepting the offer, Billut knew he wasn't going to be getting involved. He got three thousand and he was fine with that. He quickly spent it on cigarettes and other self-harming items.

DAYS LATER...

While stumbling around in a drunken haze, Nicholas Billut catches a glypse of a giant orange monster attacking some guy. He starts to realize this is what the guys the other day were talking about. He also realized he had no money left and a thousand dollars a day was a pretty good living. He grabs a paper from his coat pocket and looks at it, and then up to the challenge, and shrugs.

Nicholas Billut: HEY! SNUFFALUFAGUS! YEAH YOU! You look like the genetic fuck up that would be if Barney and Ernie had a baby! I hate to say it but you aren't getting away with that gold belt. I'm going to come over there and beat your big orange ass!

He lights a cigarette and takes a long drag, followed by a coughing fit. He breaks out into a sprint and tackles Gritty to the ground. He unleashes a series of punches and unexpectedly catches the newly minted champion off guard. After a quick three count, Frank gets up slowly and grabs his prize. As he lights another cigarette, he hunches over clutching his chest as he coughs. Unbeknownst to him, Gritty is back up and with a hockey stick cracks it across the head of. He puts his foot on his chest and the referee counts.

As Gritty is walking away, a bloodied Billut lays on his back with the lit cigarette still in his mouth. Eyes wide he takes a puff.

Nicholas Billut: Okay, So how do I fee about being beat by a man in a puppet outfit? Not good, not one of my shining moments. Nope, not at all. Of course, this means war.

T/B/C...

[Victor Price - CFO]

As Gritty attempts to make his escape .. BRAWL GM & reformed mother fucker .. Victor Price approaches from behind and removes Gritty's head causing children to run away screaming and crying

Price: "I'm not gunna let a sum bitch like you hold any kind of EWC Gold"

Price then hits Gritty with 'The Price Is Right' and a ref comes out flying out of a sewer

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Price takes the 24/7 Combat Championship and holds it high above his head while repeatedly kicking gritty in his human face. Price then takes the 'gritty head' and begins to piss inside it

Price: "sum bitch it feels good to be king"

TBC

[Ace King]

As Price celebrates with the championship, everyone around is horrified and mourning the loss of everyone's favourite orange mascot.

However, as Price tries to get away, he runs into a blue and white wall. He looks up, and it's not a wall at all; rather...



...it's CARLTON THE BEAR, LOOKING TO DEFEND HIS FELLOW MASCOT'S HONOUR! Price, realizing the enormity of the situation, tries to go off in the other direction, but Carlton grabs him with one of his big, furry paws and hoists him on his shoulders... POLAR BEAR PLUNGE!!! The Powerbomb drops Price, but Carlton's not done. He takes a few steps back, then charges forward for a Belly Flop... CARLTON SHUFFLE!



Carlton checks to make sure Alfonso Ribeiro's not waiting to sue him, then he sits on Price's chest, and the referee counts it...

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"It's Not Unusual" plays in the background, and Carlton celebrates, rather predictably, by dancing with the 24/7 Combat Championship before checking on his fallen furry fighter...

TBC

[ᄂIПDΣMΛПП]

 

While all the commotion was going on a dazed and confused Nick Billut was trying to take it all in. He laid on his back all the while he was mumbling to himself.

Nicholas Billut: What the fuck is this shit. All I wanted was to earn some easy dough and go about living my life. But, nooooooooo.

Billut collects as much of his thoughts as he can as he stands up losing some of his balance along the way. He stands there shaking off the hockey stick to the head. The double vision he has is starting to focus more and more on Carlton the Bear checking on a seriously injured Gritty.

Nicholas Billut: Now I am not sure if it's the LSD I did earlier, or am I seeing two fuzzy fucks. Look guys, whatever you do behind close doors is none of my business, but I have to get that championship belt. And I will get it.

Placing a cigarette between his lips, he lights it and takes a huge inhale. He keeps the cancer stick between his lips as he walks over and melees Carlton aside his head. He proceeds to start pounding into the bear but Carlton fights back. Not to loose any ground, Billut kicks Carlton between the legs sending the mascot to the ground. He grabs the nearby hockey stick and starts swinging it at the fallen mascot. A few hits after Carlton stops moving, Nicholas starts panting heavily.

Nicholas Billut: Ah fuck!

With a loud dammit, Bullit grips his chest before collapsing onto Carlton. The referee following the bear looks around knowing he has to do his job. He counts the 1.2.3. and then quickly calls 9.1.1.

T/B/C...

[Christopher Quest]

As Nick Bullit, is getting up to his knees. A hard shin connects under his chin. Nick falls backward as Tyler Quest as recovered from her previous encounter. She sees Carlton The Bear before pulling out some weird belt buckle.

Tyler: It's Questing Time[/color]

Nick starts tripping out as Tyler pushes herself off the wall before landing a picture perfect Moonsault right on top of him. She follows it up with a quick double stomp before whistling towards the referee. He sees her roll Bullit into a very sharp small package and slides into position.

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Tyler exclaims while jumping for joy. She quickly vacates the area with the Combat Championship in her grasp

*TBC*

[ᄂIПDΣMΛПП]

T h e  N e x t  D a y  . . .

 

Nicholas Billut: Jesus Christ!

Billut winces as the morning sun shines brightly in his eyes. It's a mircle he is alive after suffering what appeared to be a heart attack. He sits up and looks down to see his pants missing.

Nicholas Billut: Fucking vagrants got me for my pants. I can tell this is going to be one of those days.

He reaches into the pocket of his shirt and grabs a bottle of pills. He takes one and without anything to wash it down. He checks his body realizing his cigarettes must have been in his pants pocket.

Nicholas Billut: Oh Come on!

Getting slowly up to his feet, he puts his hands up to cover his face from the glare. He looks around to see the pool of carnage left behind.

L A T E R   T H A T   D A Y . . .

We find Nicholas Billut later that day after seemingly finding a pair of shorts. Using clues he's picked up on, he's discovered that Tyler Quest made it to a nearby hotel where she was hiding out until getting the chance to skate town. Nick wasn't having it. He was was out of smokes and needed the cash. He goes into the the lobby of the hotel in question.

Nicholas Billut: Have you seen a girl with a shiny gold belt come in here sometime early this morning.

Desk Boy: Sir, I am not allowed to give out any details of our residents.

Billut reaches across the the desk and grabs the boy by his collar.

Nicholas Billut: Look, I got my ass kicked by not one, not two, but three different people. Two of which I can neither confirm or deny, but I think they were monsters. I had my pants stolen, and I am fresh of of smokes. Now I am feeling a little anxious and I'd like to find my friend with the shiny belt.

The desk boy nods his head in the direction of the all you can eat continental breakfast where Tyler and her designated referee are getting a meal. Nich pats the guys on the shoulder before walking up behind Tyler.

Nicholas Billut: I'll have the eggs...  scrambled.

Tyler turns to receive a kick straight to the vaginenecense causing her to writhe in pain. He grabs Tyler and tosses her over a table of sausage and bacon. He dives over the table landing a few more hits. He then picks her up and tosses her over the table with fruits and muffins. Before she can get back up he grabs the mini fridge filled with mini milk cartons and raises it above his head and slams it on Tyler. He covers her for the pin.

Nicholas Billut: Well, count will ya.

The referee slowly obliges.

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Nick gets up and  looks around at the horrified onlookers.

Nicholas Billut: Domestic terrorism. It's all under control and you can go back to living your lives. Nothing to see here.

He scoops up the title and then a few of the fresh fruit and a half spilled out milk carton. He takes a huge bite of the peach before strolling out the door with the Combat Title. As he steps outside he hands the other peach to a vagrant with familiar pants, in exchange for a cigarette. He lits the cigarette and continues down the road.

T/B/C...

[Grace Holt]

Nick walks five blocks away from where he last picked up the Combat Championship. A taxi cab pulls up next to the curb as Nick looks at it. He tries to wave the cabby off but the cabby doesn't even notice him. Nick decides to walk around towards the driver side to try and talk to the driver. As he gets near, the car door opens and strikes Nick in the sternum. He keels over as Uriah The Clown steps with giant shoes on his feet. He bends down, squirts a flower into Nick's face before taking the cigarette out of Nick's mouth.

Uriah tosses the cigarette into a water can. He then proceeds to stomp Nick into the ground with the oversize shoe. After the fifth stomp, Uriah picks Nick and back body drops him onto the hood. A referee pops out of the trunk as Uriah pulls out a rubber chicken. He continues to beat Nick with said chicken before grabbing his head and dropping face first onto the pavement. Uriah then quickly turns Nick over and hooks his leg as the referee gets into position.

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Uriah cackles before picking up the combat championship, getting back into the taxi cab and pulling away.

[The Romono Family]

Suddenly four dark colored SUVs surround the taxi and box them then. The taxi has no choose but to pullover and soon a can of knockout gas is fired into the vehicle. Uriah exits the taxi and is immediately speared and pinned by a man in a black suit and dark sunglasses. The ref counts!

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The agent grabs the championship and removes his glasses before laughing at the camera that has now shown up...

"There is no FUCKIN' SPOON!"

Agent 70, codenamed Agent Seventy, gets back in the first SUV and all four drive off leaving everyone very confused.

TBC!

[Deleted]

It had been nearly a thousand years since the assault on Gritty by Victor Price. Legends had been passed down and the people have cried out for a savior to the tyranny of inferior Combat Champions.

Today was like any other day. Agent 70 and three cohorts make their grand escape on the highway. They approach an overpass and suddenly ...

An orange blur crashes into their windshield. They manage to swerve and crash into a barricade - deploying their airbags.

And in the distance ... sirens to check on this major crash. From the smoke churning from the engine, a legend is reborn ... rebuilt for greatness...

Agent 70 crawls from the wreckage only to get a hockey stick between the legs from Gritty!!!

For whatever reason, a referee parachutes down from the overhead pass and he counts the 1, 2, 3!!

Gritty grabs the gold and disappears into the tree line.

TBC...

[Deleted]

A WEEK LATER, GRITTY IS STILL COMBAT CHAMPION. HE HIDES IN A CABIN IN THE WOODS WITH A BIG NEON SIGN THAT SAYS …

"EWC FEARS GRITTY"



TBC

[Liam Roy]

Je’Mario Unger is driving through the woods when he realizes he’s lost.

“Ah sheeeeit! Where tha fuck am I?!”

Unger sees a cabin up ahead and pulls over, putting his Lincoln MKZ in park. He shuts off the ignition and steps out of the vehicle. He walks up to the cabin and knocks on the door. After a moment, Gritty answers the door.

“What the... ay dude. I don’t know what you is, but if you can show me back to the highway then we straight.”

Gritty’s eyes just jiggle as his menacing smile begins to irritate Je’Mario.

“Yo dawg. I don’t like the way you lookin’ at me! Cut that shit out.”

More of the same from Gritty.

“Aight. That’s how it’s gon’ be?! Your problem, not mine!”

Unger spears Gritty down to the floor. He picks up the metal poker from the fireplace and jams it across Gritty’s throat. He puts a knee into Gritty’s chest for more leverage. A referee comes out of nowhere and sees this. He hits the floor and counts.
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The referee pulls Unger off of Gritty and hands him the Combat Championship.

“The fuck is this???”

He looks down at it and backs out the door. He sprints to his MKZ and gets in, starting up the vehicle and spinning out down the road.

*TBC*

[Bear and Grace]

As Unger is driving out of the woods, a Tarzan like man swings off a vine and lands on the roof of the vehicle. Unger hears it as he slows down a little. The man slips down causing Unger to hit the brakes. The Ape Man lands on his back as Unger gets out of his vehicle. He is checking on the weirdo when Fozzy Bear comes out of nowhere and tackles Unger to the ground. Fozzy begins swiping Unger across the face. The Ape Man sees a referee shirt dangling off a vine and puts it on. Fozzy Bear gets up to his feet, he hoists Unger onto his shoulders before dropping him with a Bear Drop. Fozzy Bear then climbs up onto the car, leaps off it and lands on top of Unger with a picture perfect Moonsault.

The Ape Man drops down onto the jungle floor and smacks his hand down as Fozzy covers Unger.

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Fozzy Bear leans up, brings his paws up to his head, pulls off the bear mask to reveal Carrie Samson hiding underneath. She smirks a little before snatching up the championship belt and stealing Unger's vehicle. She peels out leaving the Ape Man behind.

*TBC*

[Dominic Sanders]

Carrie Samson is driving Je'Mario Unger's vehicle down the road when she sees an odd-looking cowboy riding down the road on a mule. Puzzled, she slows down to a stop and rolls the window down. She takes a look at the man and quirks a brow before asking him what he was doing.

"Well ma'am! I'm ridin' this here steed into the sunset o'er that ridge off yonder. But he's a stubborn mule. He don't really know where we's goin'."

She looks around, realizing there is no ridge. She inquires about this.

The man points off to the distance. "That one right there ma'am!"

She puts the car in park and gets out to look where he's pointing. She still doesn't see it. Just then, the mule bucks and kicks her right in the side of the head. The man drops off of the mule and covers Samson. He counts his own three count on the ground and jumps in the air with glee with a "YI-HAW!" He reaches into the MKZ and grabs the Combat Championship.

"Sorry to say ma'am... you been had by Phineus Yi."

Phineas winks, tips his hat, and hops onto the mule.



He spurs the mule hard and the mule takes off down the road.

*TBC*

[Deleted]

It's been two days since Phineus Yi won the prestigious 24/7 Championship. The fact that nobody has beaten him since, let alone even tried to challenge him for it, has risen some mental fatigue and paranoia in the man. To sort this out he's sought EWC's resident psychologist Dr. Nicole Taylor (PsyD) to see if his worry is misplaced.

In her office, he lies on the couch as his mule munches on some of Nicole's office plants in the background. She sits in her chair with a cup of hot tea, slowly stirring the beverage with a spoon. She dings the spoon on the cup subtlety, but with meaning, similar to the crazy white lady in the movie "Get Out".

Nicole: So tell me how being the champion of all champions feels.

Phineus Yi: It feels great but I'm starting to fight my shadows thinkin' it's some good fer nothin' punk tryin' to steal my title, ma'am. It's a double edge sword. I feel like I'm gettin' paranoid.

Nicole: You know what would release that burden for you?

She dings the spoon against the cup harder and stares deep into his eye with her highly hypnotic pretty eyes.

Phineus Yi: No ma'am, not.. um... really.

A strange sensation falls over him, making him very sleepy and comfortable. Nicole smiles. Her hypnosis technique is working. Is this ethical? No. Not at all. But we're talking about the 24/7 championship. The god belt. All bets are off.

Nicole: If you simply sunk into the floor and let me defeat you for the title. Just think of the freedom that would bring to it. The burdensome stone would be lifted off your shoulders.

She pings the spoon against the cup again... and again... and again... stirs it... pings again.. repeat.

Phineus Yi: Whha? N-o..oh-... n-...

He fights it.

Nicole: Sink into the floor.

His eyes snap shut and in his mind he is on the floor unable to move, but his physical body remains on the couch. Nicole quickly presses a button on the wall and her bookcase opens up, revealing a secret door. A referee emerges from the secret door and slides into position as Nicole covers Phinenus on the couch...

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DING DING DING.

She grabs the 24/7 title that's strapped to the mule and flees down the secret corridor with referee following her. She knows the hypnotic effect is only temporary and Phineus will be hot on her trails soon, so she hops into her BMW and peels out onto the street.

TBC

[Dominic Sanders]

Phineas Yi snaps out of it. He looks around and realizes that he's been duped. Noticing he's still in Dr. Nicole Taylor's office, he starts rummaging around. He finds a prescription pad, some of her letterhead, and an old pay-stub with her home address.

"Well, that ain't too smart of her, now, is it?"

Phineas sits at her desk and begins writing a few things down on the prescription pad and then the letterhead. He throws the letter into an envelope and slides it underneath the door into the hallway, knowing somebody will find it. He grabs the prescription pad and tears off the top page. He grabs the pay-stub and shoves it into his vest pocket. He walks over, grabs his mule by the reigns, and leads it over to the open secret passageway that Dr. Taylor forgot to close. The mule stops, forcing Phineas to halt in his tracks. The mule drops a large dump right in the middle of Dr. Taylor's floor, causing Phineas to gag. Once the mule has finished, Phineas drags the mule out the door and into the sunlight. He hops on the mule and rides it to the nearest CVS to get his prescription filled. 

....thirty-five minutes later thanks to the long line at CVS....

Phineas walks out of the CVS with prescription in hand and hops on his mule. He uses his phone's GPS to lead him to the home address on Dr. Taylor's pay-stub.

....seventeen minutes later....

Phineas hops off of his mule and ties him up to Dr. Nicole Taylor's mailbox. The mule begins eating some of her petunias. Phineas walks up to her front door and knocks on it. Dr. Taylor answers.

"Well... how on earth did you find me?"

"Well, ma'am... not too bright of ya. Ya left me in your office where there was plenty 'a personal information of ya. I'm not just some dumb cowboy, ma'am. Don't forget... I'm Asian. Also, I left a letter of resignation outside of your office. You are now without a job."

"Damn you! I am such a fool! WOE IS ME!"

As her mouth is open in frustration, Phineas shoves a double-dose of prescription Ambien in her mouth and down her throat. He holds her mouth shut and forces her to swallow the pills, just as a pet owner would do to their pet. He knocks her to the ground and pulls out his lasso, hog-tying her up.

"And now, we wait."

....twenty minutes later....

The ambien has done its job and Dr. Nicole Taylor is passed out unconscious. Phineas unties her and covers her, counting the one, two, three on his own again. He grabs Dr. Taylor and drags her down into her basement. He walks up the stairs and shuts the door, locking her up from the outside of the basement. He walks over, grabs the Combat Championship, and walks towards the door. He sees the keys to her BMW hanging on a hook next to the door and he grabs them. He walks outside and unlocks the BMW with the key fob. He grabs his mule, unties it, and walks it over to the car. He loads the mule up in the back seat and shuts the door. He gets into the car himself and ignites the engine, taking off down the road and out of sight.

*TBC*

[Dominic Sanders]

Phineas Yi stops driving the BMW somewhere in Winterhaven, California, adjacent to Yuma, Arizona. He pulls into the parking lot of the Paradise Casino and gets out. He opens up the back door and lets his mule out to stretch its four legs. Yi looks around, seeing no one else in the distance. He grabs the Combat Championship and slings it over his shoulder.

"PHINEAS YI! COMBAT CHAMPION!"

Just then, California Highway Patrol catches up to Yi and surrounds him. He raises his arms in the air as they draw their guns.

"Mr. Yi. You're under arrest."

"Awwww hell! Not again!"

Phineas shrugs his shoulders and winks at the camera as we fade out.

[Deleted]

*End credit scene*

Nicole emerges from a secondary police vehicle that pulls up, dragging a referee with her. She points at Yi. 

Nicole: "Yes officers that's the man who assaulted me and kidnapped me and.... violated me... (fake cries) "

They start yelling all kinds of conflicting orders at Phineus Yi. Some tell him to get down on the ground. Others tell him to keep his hands up and freeze. 

Nicole, in the chaos, suddenly screams out, "HE'S GOT A GUN!!!" 

Some of them unload their tazers into him. Others unload their non lethal but plenty painful ammo at him.The bolts shock him onto the ground with a near heart attack, and the rubber bullets knock him out cold. 

Nicole runs over and pins him. 

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... ref checks his watch and doesn't slap the pavement for a third time. 

Nicole: What the heck are you doing? 

Ref: It's Feb 1st ma'am. You're a day late. He's already won it. 

Nicole gets up piping mad and stomps around. 

Nicole: Damn you Romans. Damn you for not adding another day into the month!

She storms off in a huff as the camera lingers on Yi's battered form as he is getting clubbed while the cops yell "stop resisting" at him.. even though he is already unconscious. 

Sorry Dominic Sanders  President Mac   I had to. lol.