Post by Jamie Love on May 17, 2020 10:28:41 GMT -6
The camera turns on to show us 2 men walking down a random street in Virgina Beach both with confused looks on their faces. One is dressed in a white tank top sland black cargo shorts so he can show off his tattoos and the other is dressed like Jamie Kennedy from Malibu's Most Wanted if Jamie Kennedy was as tall as an oompa-loompa and weighed 120 soaking wet and holding five bricks.
"Dude what the fuck are we doing in Virginia," Lorenzo asks as he looks around in confusion. "And how did we get all the way across the country? Last I knew we were at your mom's place back in South LA drinking lemonade."
"I don't know bro," Jamie says as he adjusts the visor he put on upside down and sideways. I was told when I joined EWC that I'd be traveling a lot for promos like this, I thought they meant like in a jet or something."
They walk in a random direction until they come across a used car lot, the sign high above saying Planet Cars. As soon as they walk on the lot a man wearing a salmon colored suit comes walking up to them.
"Hello my name is Carter Normandy ha-ha! Do you want a car? Of course you do why else would you be here ha-ha!"
Before either Jamie or Lorenzo can say anything in response Carter drags both men to a back corner of the lot where an old busted up 1971 GMC Sprint is sitting on blocks.
"This baby is just your style I can feel it. Only 1 owner who drove it to church every Sunday," Carter says with a flourish of his hands. "And because I like you I'll even make you a smoking deal on the wheels. $299 a week for the next 5 years. You can't pass up a deal like that can you?"
Jamie eyes the bucket of rust in front of him like it's made from solid gold while Lorenzo eyes it with a dubious look in his eyes.
Be careful Jamie," Lorenzo cautions
as he eyes the POS in front of them. "There's something off about all of this. These deals seem to be to good, you know what I mean?"
"Nah bro," Jamie says with a confident shake of his head. "This is just what I need to impress on my first day as a EWC Superstar."
At the mention of EWC Carter adopts an entirely different demeanor with the tiny wanna-be gangster.
"Did you say you're a new EWC wrestler my friend," Carter asks with a smooth tone in his voice and a sly smile on his face. "I'm a wrestler there myself and do I have a proposal for you."
Jamie & Carter walk away whispering with their heads together the camera picking up the words team and champions as Lorenzo walks behind them shaking is head.
"Dude what the fuck are we doing in Virginia," Lorenzo asks as he looks around in confusion. "And how did we get all the way across the country? Last I knew we were at your mom's place back in South LA drinking lemonade."
"I don't know bro," Jamie says as he adjusts the visor he put on upside down and sideways. I was told when I joined EWC that I'd be traveling a lot for promos like this, I thought they meant like in a jet or something."
They walk in a random direction until they come across a used car lot, the sign high above saying Planet Cars. As soon as they walk on the lot a man wearing a salmon colored suit comes walking up to them.
"Hello my name is Carter Normandy ha-ha! Do you want a car? Of course you do why else would you be here ha-ha!"
Before either Jamie or Lorenzo can say anything in response Carter drags both men to a back corner of the lot where an old busted up 1971 GMC Sprint is sitting on blocks.
"This baby is just your style I can feel it. Only 1 owner who drove it to church every Sunday," Carter says with a flourish of his hands. "And because I like you I'll even make you a smoking deal on the wheels. $299 a week for the next 5 years. You can't pass up a deal like that can you?"
Jamie eyes the bucket of rust in front of him like it's made from solid gold while Lorenzo eyes it with a dubious look in his eyes.
Be careful Jamie," Lorenzo cautions
as he eyes the POS in front of them. "There's something off about all of this. These deals seem to be to good, you know what I mean?"
"Nah bro," Jamie says with a confident shake of his head. "This is just what I need to impress on my first day as a EWC Superstar."
At the mention of EWC Carter adopts an entirely different demeanor with the tiny wanna-be gangster.
"Did you say you're a new EWC wrestler my friend," Carter asks with a smooth tone in his voice and a sly smile on his face. "I'm a wrestler there myself and do I have a proposal for you."
Jamie & Carter walk away whispering with their heads together the camera picking up the words team and champions as Lorenzo walks behind them shaking is head.
