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Post by President Mac on Oct 19, 2021 11:23:41 GMT -6
NOTE: Please READ and FOLLOW the Rules of the Game A pin or submission MUST occur in every post If the Championship does not change hands within your post, it will be deleted
24/7 COMBAT CHAMPIONSHIP RULES
1. You do NOT have to be on the EWC Roster to play. If you have an account - You can play
2. You must NOT injure or do anything to another Wrestler that would hurt his or her character or the characters reputation
3. Be creative and as LONG as you want/can. I don't want to see: Bob finds Jim in the bathroom so he pins him...1...2..3
4. YOU MUST either Pin or cause the opponent to Submit with each reply
5. Make it realistic and continue the story
6. This does NOT GO AGAINST your RECORD! So if you beat someone you can't use it in a rp, though you CAN include being Combat Champ if you wish
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SEASON 22
President Mac stands in the middle of the ring in Mexico, where a GAMBIT house-show (un-aired on TV) has just completed. Mac has the EWC 24/7 Combat Championship raised high above the ring and then walks out to the cheers of the fans who are still in the arena waiting to see who will come and be the first to grab the Championship ...
Post by Christopher Quest on Oct 19, 2021 13:49:35 GMT -6
After President Mac leaves the ring, a rumbling occurs through the crowd as Tyler Quest comes sprinting down the ramp. She stops at the ring, pulls out a ladder and slides it into the ring. She sets up the ladder and proceeds to climb it. She unhooks the belt and raises it high above her head. She slides back down the ladder and exits the ring while running away from the ring side area.
Post by Eddie Dozier on Oct 19, 2021 13:53:50 GMT -6
Suddenly, a Zord drops on top of Quest's head, knocking her unconscious. But wait, it's not an actual Zord. It's Big McLargehuge in his Halloween costume. He picks a wedgie out of his ass, sniffs his pinky, and sits on Quest's chest. A referee counts.
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McLargehuge grabs the 24/7 Combat Championship and sprints off in his Halloween costume, yelling something about "identifying as a cat."
TBC
Last Edit: Oct 19, 2021 13:56:27 GMT -6 by Eddie Dozier
Post by Grace Holt on Oct 19, 2021 20:09:22 GMT -6
McLargehuge is prowling through the halls while trying to find a place to hide. He comes up on a stack of milk crates. He takes a minute to look around them. After seeing nothing, he decides to keep moving until his eyes see Black Velvet standing in front of him. He stops, tries to back up when Ruby comes out of nowhere with a piece of the zord that McLargehuge left behind. A referee enters the scene as Ruby spikes McLargehuge head first into the floor. Ruby quickly goes for the cover.
1! 2!! 3!!!
Ruby yanks the Combat belt off of McLargehuge then delivers a kick to his sternum for good measure. Ruby pie faces the referee out of the way as she and Black Velvet disappear down the hallway.
Post by Austin Allen on Oct 20, 2021 3:17:48 GMT -6
Seen pictured making their way down the hall is Ruby Clifton and Black Velvet, trying to catch a taxi out of the arena before anyone else can catch it from Ruby. They stop a taxi cab coming down the street to get a lift. They hurry the driver to get out of there as quickly as possible, but little do they know...
Surprise! Austin Allen is the driver!
Austin Allen sprays them with some silly string he has had for a rib of some sort and thought "man, what a perfect time to use this!" Black Velvet, left alone in the cab, is cleaning out her eyesight as Ruby and Austin have gotten out of the cab going on some sort of chase through the town. Ruby makes it to an alleyway, catching her breath, when Austin turns her around out of nowhere and hits her with a gnarly superkick!
Austin shouts "cmon cmon!" for the ref that he somehow brought along with him as he goes for the cover.
1.... 2.... 3!!!
A new champion has been crowned! Austin Allen takes the belt away from Ruby. He lets out a narcissistic laughter as he makes his way to successfully get in a taxi cab.
"Take me to your nearest Burger King!" yelling Austin at the driver. "Nobody goes to Burger King!"
It was a perfect plan for him to hide at a place nobody goes to. The driver takes him to the nearest Burger King in Mexico.
TBC
Last Edit: Oct 20, 2021 3:19:14 GMT -6 by Austin Allen
Post by Adriana "Addy" Aquilla on Oct 20, 2021 12:22:11 GMT -6
As the taxi containing Austin drives along the roads in Mexico we suddenly hear a feminine Mexican accent yell out:
"TAXI!"
The car comes to a screeching halt leaving Austin confused, then the door swings open and we see Adriana Aquila swing the door open accompanied by a ref, then the driver turns around revealing it to be Addy's older sister Teresa and Austin quickly gets out of the taxi.
Adriana: Oh no you don't!
Austin doesn't get far before Adriana uses the car as a springboard to hit a Tornado DDT on Austin! Adriana goes for the cover!
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NEW CHAMP: Adriana Aquila!
Adriana grabs the title from Austin and gets in the car.
The car carrying Adriana stops at a gas station as the driver had to fill up the tax. Adriana had chosen to get out to stretch her legs. As she is walking towards the area where the bathrooms are, the bathroom door swings open as Lynx Boyd nearly spears Adriana out of her boots. She picks Adriana up before dropping down onto the ground with a sidewalk slam. The other bathroom door swing opens as a referee steps out with tissue stuck to his shoes. Lynx gives him a whistle as she has Adriana pinned on the ground.
1! 2!! 3!!!
Lynx quickly snatches up the Combat championship and makes a beeline for the car. As she does so, a Japanese woman catches Lynx with a spinning roundhouse kick. Lynx drops to the ground as Black Velvet is the one who attacked Lynx. Black Velvet signals for the referee to get over here. He does so as Black Velvet covers Lynx.
1! 2!! 3!!!
Black Velvet picks up the belt and walks over toward the car. Ruby Clifton is waiting by the driver's side as the original driver is lying next to the gas pump. A sick grin slips across Ruby's lips as they peel out of the gas station and head across the border into Texas.
Post by Shaker Jones on Oct 25, 2021 22:44:52 GMT -6
Just as Clifton and Velvet hit the Texas border, they are a stopped by a road block. The Roadblock being the Punk Rock Bus. Their car Stops and they both get out to see what is happening. Suddenly, the door slams open and Shaker Jones comes out with a guitar. He is playing Led Zeppelin's Stairway to Heaven, quite well actually.
Ruby Clifton gets out and gets in Shaker's face. "What the fuck are you doing?" She says
Shaker answers back with a spray of orange mist to her eyes. She falls down screaming in pain and agony.
Black Velvet rushes by her side to help her fallen friend. Just as she knees down to help Ruby, Shaker takes his Sunburst Gibson Explorer and smashes it across her back.
Shaker the goes for the cover on an unconscious Velvet.
1! 2!! 3!!!
Shaker grabs the belt and shouts, "Who's the man now"?!!!. He then signals to Johnny T to get back on the bus. Jones, T, and the bus make their getaway
TBC
Last Edit: Oct 25, 2021 22:51:41 GMT -6 by Shaker Jones
EWC Record Season 25 0-2 27x EWC 24/7 Combat Champion
Post by Adriana "Addy" Aquilla on Oct 26, 2021 9:30:09 GMT -6
The bus eventually stops for fuel at a gas station where we see a Mexican woman dressed like a tourist looking around confused, Shaker Jones gets off the bus to stretch his legs and the woman walks up to him.
Woman: Hola senor, am I anywhere near Disneyworld?
Johnny pokes his head up, neither man spotting another woman climbing up the side of the bus.
Johnny: Lady, you're in the wrong state, Disneyworld is in Orlando!
Woman: I knew this distraction wouldn't hold water.
Shaker gives her a confused look before the woman reveals herself to be Adriana's older sister Teresa, Shaker quickly turns around RIGHT INTO A CROSSBODY OFF THE BUS FROM ADRIANA! A ref comes from out of nowhere to count!
1
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3!!!!!!!
New Champ: Adriana Aquila!
However Adriana doesn't get a chance to celebrate as her own sister rolls her up!
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New champ: Teresa Aquilla!
Adriana: Sis, what the hell?!
Teresa: You said that I could pin you last time and look what happened!
Adriana: Whatever, let's go!
Teresa and Addy run off with the title leaving Johnny to check on Shaker!
Post by Xander Wolfe on Oct 26, 2021 13:08:46 GMT -6
As the sisters are running away a person with a large sombrero and poncho on steps in front of them shaking maracas and walks around them with his face covered little do they know it is Xander Wolfe.
: Hola hermosas damas. please stay and listen to the serenade of the great Mexican music.
he points to a roadside band, the ladies walk over intrigued, little do they know the man under the sombrero has tossed it to the side as he whistles to them and as they turn around he hits both with The Ending simultaneously and both drop in a heap on top of each other.
one of the band members pulls his poncho off to reveal a ref shirt and counts as Xander pins both at once
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Xander gets up, grabs the title and his sombrero and puts it back on and walks off
Post by Shaker Jones on Oct 26, 2021 23:30:35 GMT -6
Wolfe then decides he is hungry and stops by a local Chuck E Cheese. Wolfe goes inside unbeknownst to him Shaker Jones is following him. Wole sits down and is about to get his order taken when Jones starts to make a beeline towards him.
Wolfe takes his coke and throws it in Shaker's face. He then starts hoofing it to the play area.
Wolfe tells everyone to get the hell out of his way. He climbs the jungle gym with little effort, but Jones is not too far behind. Wolfe makes his way through the tunnel, pushing kids out of his way. Jones is on his trail.
Wolfe zips and zags through the play area and makes his way to the ball pit, but he cannot see Jones, and breathes a sigh of relief. All of a sudden, a hand taps him on the shoulder and there is jones.
Jones kicks Wolfe in the gut, and powerbomb him into the ball pit. Jones then dives on top of Wole and makes a huge splash in the ball pit and goes for the cover. an employee, then makes the count.
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Jones has become the new champion. He then takes the belt and makes his way out of the play area
TBC
Last Edit: Oct 26, 2021 23:59:57 GMT -6 by Shaker Jones
EWC Record Season 25 0-2 27x EWC 24/7 Combat Champion
Post by Adriana "Addy" Aquilla on Oct 28, 2021 8:11:28 GMT -6
As Jones leaves the play area he is approached by someone in a Chuck E Cheese costume, Shaker brushes him off until the person in the Chuck E Cheese Costume low blows him and drops him with a DDT! Chuck E Cheese goes for the cover as the ref rushes over.
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New Champ: Chuck E Cheese?
It's at this point that the person removes their head gear.
ACTUAL New Champ: Adriana Aquila.
Adriana: We really need to stop meeting like this!
Adriana grabs the Combat Championship and runs to the dressing room so she can ditch the costume, we see two things, one: she's wearing her street clothes underneath the costume and two: the guy the costume belongs too is bound and gagged.
Adriana: Gracias senor!
Adriana thanks him before her sister Teresa unties and ungags him and the two sisters escape out the back!
Post by Christopher Quest on Oct 29, 2021 23:30:30 GMT -6
The Punk Rock Party bus eventually stops at one of the 24/7 diners along the way. Shaker Jones steps off the bus with the combat championship in hand as he goes to enter inside the place. Before he could, a pink comfortable with its top up pulls into the parking lot. Shaker isn't aware as Tyler Quest smacks Shaker with a servers' tray. Shaker seems to be still on his feet as she takes control of his hand, slaps him across the chest before using the low windowsill to spring off of and snap off a hurricanrana. Shaker goes rolling across the gravel parking lot as Tyler quickly pounces on top of him. A referee comes running off the party rock bus and proceeds to count.
1! 2!! 3!!!
Tyler doesn't have time to celebrate as she picks the belt up off the ground before sliding across the hood of the pink convertible and jumps through the open window. The car speeds off into the night.
Post by Adriana "Addy" Aquilla on Oct 30, 2021 10:44:14 GMT -6
Some time passes and the "fuel is low" light flashes on Tyler's car's dashboard, fortunately he finds a nearby gas station and pulls up.
Gas Station Attendant: Hey man, is the the 24/7 Combat Championship?!
As the attendant says this Teresa Aquilla is emerging from the station with some snacks and looks around, realizing her younger sister is still in the women's bathroom she runs up behind Tyler and rolls him up! The attendant is actually a ref!
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New Champ: Teresa Aquilla!
Teresa doesn't get much of a chance to celebrate as her younger sister comes running out of the women's bathroom and rolls her up.
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New Champ: Adriana Aquilla.
Adriana: Now we're even!
Theresa: Fine, fine! Now let's get out of here!
Theresa and Addy hop into their old, beat up car and speed off, as fast as the older car can speed off.
Well, Theresa nabbed that title and took off into the night But soon something would happen that would give her quite a fright. For as she and Addy took off down the road as fast as they could drive Something landed with a THUMP on the roof...
A NEW CONTENDER... WILLIE SURVIVE!
Willie reached inside the window, and made a grab for the belt But the girls, they swerved around as they punched at him and yelped The lock unlatched, the door unhatched, it was a sight to see As in the struggle as they wrestled around, both challenger and champ rolled free!
Thankfully, the way they'd swerved, they wound up in a ditch In sticky mud, but not pavement, or they'd need more than one stitch. Willie whistled sharp and loud, out came a referee And Willie pinned with all his might as Ref counted 1-2-3!
Gold in hand, he apologized for the crazy hectic ride...
...but hey now, it all worked out! YOUR NEW CHAMP, WILLIE SURVIVE!
Post by Bear and Grace on Oct 31, 2021 10:06:00 GMT -6
As Willie Survive is celebrating, an ambulance drives up as two EMTs get out. The walk around to check on everyone. Willie is surprised that the EMTs got there quick as one of them leads him towards the back door. Once they get there, the doors swing open as Carrie Samson emerges from the ambulance. Willie seems confused as the EMT lifts him up onto his shoulders. Willie is thinking they are celebrating with him until Carrie leaps off the top of the ambulance with a clothesline as the other EMT drops backward. Willie lands back into the mud as Carrie drags him out of the mid and covers him. The other EMT rips open his shirt to reveal a referee shirt as he slides into position!
1! 2!! 3!!!
Carrie Samson quickly picks up the Combat title as she and the EMTs get back into the ambulance and drives off.
Post by Shaker Jones on Oct 31, 2021 17:19:55 GMT -6
After a while of driving, Carrie Sampson decides that she has to go the bathroom. They stop at a 7-11. Carrie takes her belts and bolts for the bathroom.
Shae sees an old man janitor, cleaning up the floor, she says gets the hell out of my way and makes her way to the bathroom.
The old janitor takes off his mask to reveal Shaker Jones. Jones waits outside the bathroom with his mop.
As soon as Carrie comes out of the bathroom, jones nails her in the head with a mop.
Carrie collapses to the floor, Jones motions for ref, he comes and makes the count.
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Shaker Jones is your new champion. "The Houdini of Hardcore" does it again, shouts jones. He then takes the belt off of Carrie, and makes his way to the Slurpee machine, for a well-deserved refreshment.
TBC
EWC Record Season 25 0-2 27x EWC 24/7 Combat Champion
Post by Adriana "Addy" Aquilla on Oct 31, 2021 19:20:27 GMT -6
As it turned out, Adriana was inside the same 7/11 and, not recognizing him at first as Shaker cut in line for the slurpee machine, lets out an annoyed huff before reaching up and tapping him on the shoulder.
Adriana: Hey! Get behind me, I got here first!
Shaker glances over his shoulder at her but once she recognizes him Adriana grabs him by the head and slams him face first into the machine stunning him long enough for Adriana to hit him with a Hurricanrana! Adriana hooks the leg as the ref rushes over!
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New Champ: Adriana Aquilla!
Adriana grabs the title and bolts from the store towards the same beat up car from earlier where her sister Teresa is waiting.
Teresa: Wait, Addy?! I thought you were getting a refreshment?!
Adriana: Long story, new champ showed up, Shaker Jones took title, he cut in line ahead of me! Let's go!
Teresa: We can't seem to escape Shaker Jones can we?
Adriana shakes her head before jumping into the car and Teresa tries to start it, keyword try.
Teresa: Seriously?! This thing gives out now?!
Adriana: Screw it, there's a buss stop nearby!
The two sisters get out and run towards the bus stop just as the bus pulls up, they quickly jump on and Teresa pays the fair whilst Adriana runs towards the back figuring that no one will look for her there!
Post by Shaker Jones on Nov 3, 2021 17:50:29 GMT -6
The bus is on it's way. Adrianna sits down. She looks behind her and she sees the Punk Rock bus on her tail. The driver suddenly stops and says, that's the end of the road, ya gotta get off and wait for the next bus.
Adrianna panicks grabs her belt and runs out of the bus. Jones sneaks up behind her and hits her with a Frankenstiener. Johnny T, in a ref shirt makes the count
1...
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New Champion. Shaker Jones grabs the belt. The Houdini of Hardcore has done it again. Shaker boards the Punk Rock bus, and the bus drives to a nearby Holiday Inn.
TBC
Last Edit: Nov 3, 2021 17:51:28 GMT -6 by Shaker Jones
EWC Record Season 25 0-2 27x EWC 24/7 Combat Champion
Post by Xander Wolfe on Nov 4, 2021 8:26:53 GMT -6
as Shaker is in his room at the holiday inn, relaxing and thinking he is safe, a knock is heard ??: room service Shaker goes and opens the door as he doesn't remember ordering anything, as he opens the door he is met with a boot to the stomach and Xander who is in a hotel uniform shoves him back into the room before slamming his head into the wall and then the tv stand dresser. he picks shaker up and body slams him on the stand hard. he picks Shaker up and grabs him by the throat and hoists him up and hits him with Fatality on the hard floor, he stands up quickly and calls a ref in as he runs back and covers Shaker
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Xander grabs the title and runs out of the room and makes a hasty exit out the back
Post by Shaker Jones on Nov 5, 2021 6:43:53 GMT -6
Xander is running to his car with Jones hot on his trail.
Xander is almost to his car, he tries to hit Shaker with the belt, but Shaker ducks and hits Xander with the Orange Mist. Xander stumbles, Jones hits him with the Rocksteady DDT, and makes the cover.
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Jones has become a 6-time champion.
Jones then grabs the keys from Xander Wolfe and takes off in his car.
TBC
EWC Record Season 25 0-2 27x EWC 24/7 Combat Champion
Post by Eddie Dozier on Nov 5, 2021 7:15:18 GMT -6
As Shaker is driving, he hits the brakes hard to an abrupt halt. There’s a horse in the middle of the road. Shaker gets out of the car to look at the horse with curiosity. Suddenly, a lasso wraps around him and tightens. Shaker looks down at the rope confused.
“Hey there, P A R T N E R. I’m Phineas Yi! One of the most notorious Combat Champions in E-Dubbya-C history! And that there is mine.”
Phineas trips Shaker to the ground and quickly wraps Shaker up, hog-tying him. Phineas rolls Shaker onto his back and makes the cover.
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Phineas tips his cowboy hat to Shaker and grabs the Combat Championship out of the car. He runs and hops up onto his horse’s back and rides off quickly down the road.
Post by Adriana "Addy" Aquilla on Nov 5, 2021 10:55:47 GMT -6
As Phineas is riding his horse down the road the horse suddenly comes to a halt at the site in front of him, namely two people in costumes of characters from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
Twilight Sparkle: Hi, I'm Twilight Sparkle! And this is Applejack!
Applejack: Watch out pardner because I think our friend is coming after your title!
Phineas just has the most confused look on his face until he is hurricanraned off the horse by a person in a Rainbow Dash costume! "Rainbow Dash" goes for the cover and Twilight Sparkle makes the count!
1
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New Champ: Rainbow Dash!
Rainbow Dash: Thanks guys! This title needed to be 20% cooler!
It's at this point that Rainbow Dash removes the costume's head.
ACTUAL new champ: Adriana Aquila.
Adriana grabs the title from the horse just as Teresa runs up to her.
Teresa: Sis........I'm not even going to ask, but I have the perfect hiding spot follow me!
Adriana runs after her sister who leads her to........a 70s style disco?!
Adriana: What?!
Teresa: No one will think to look for someone who listens to Within Temptation here! Let's hide on the dance floor!
Adriana nods before they start dancing on the dance floor.
Post by Christopher Quest on Nov 6, 2021 4:30:37 GMT -6
As Addy and Teresa are dancing, the song quickly changes as the crowd parts like the red Sea. A giant dancing bear appears as he points at both women. Addy smiles while moving towards the bear. As she is getting closer, a foot trips her causing her to land face first into some weird stuff on the floor. Teresa tries coming to her sister's aide only to get a tray thrown in her face.
Addy gets up looking around as six time Combat champion Tyler Quest is standing in front of her. Addy goes to throw a punch but Tyler blocks it. She kicks Addy in the stomach before rolling her up in a small package. The dancing bear drops down to its knees and begins to count.
1! 2!! 3!!!
Tyler Quest quickly removes the belt off of Addy and makes a beeline outside. She hops into her boyfriend's truck as they peel out leaving a trail of dust behind them.
Post by Adriana "Addy" Aquilla on Nov 9, 2021 11:42:30 GMT -6
As Shaker and Johnny drive they suddenly find themselves behind a real police car giving chase to a speeding motorist, deciding to get out before they get in over their heads they pull over to a nearby dunking donuts.
Right as a familiar pair of sisters are coming out.
Adriana: Man, it's been too long since I had doughnuts!
Teresa: Tell me about it, now let's resume our search for the Combat...........
They spot Shaker and he bolts and Adriana quickly gives chase with a ref behind her, after a while she and the ref as chasing Shaker across rooftops until Shaker comes to a dead and! Adriana wastes no time in coming up behind him with a victory roll.
1
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New Champ: Adriana Aquilla.
Adriana: Why does that look so easy on TV?
Adriana wonders to herself before spotting her way down, namely a fire escape and grabs the title before heading down the fire escape and into an alley, a quick look around confirms that Teresa is waiting for her in their old beat up car and she jumps in.
Post by Shaker Jones on Nov 11, 2021 23:46:47 GMT -6
Adriana and Thesera decide to head off to a McDonalds to have something to eat. As they get to the counter and go to order, Ronald McDonald himself comes from the back.
Adriana starts to scream with joy, as she has been a Ronald Mcdonald fan for as long as she can remember.
Adriana goes over to Ronald
Adrina: OMG I am like your biggest fan, can I get a picture with you.
Ronald obliges.
She stands next to Ronald, smiling proudly as Teresa takes her picture.
All of a sudden Ronald rolls her up, and a ref counts
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Ronald takes off the facepaint and reveals himself to be non-other than Shaker Jones.
Jones grabs the title
Shaker: Adriana, you really deserved a break from that title today
Jones takes off into the punk rock bus, as he and Johnny T make their escape
TBC
Last Edit: Nov 11, 2021 23:49:07 GMT -6 by Shaker Jones
EWC Record Season 25 0-2 27x EWC 24/7 Combat Champion
Post by Melinda Rhodes on Nov 14, 2021 23:33:21 GMT -6
There comes a time when every man has that most basic of needs. Shaker had to take a piss in the worst way, so he stops at a local White Castle, championship on his shoulder as he makes his way to the bathroom. His trip to the bathroom goes without incident, even ordering a 24 pack of White Castle Burgers to celebrate his big championship win. He's munching on one as he walked up to the black tinted glass door, when suddenly it swings open without him pushing it. He looks up and a pair of motorcycle boots collide right with his face, the bag and all the burgers flying in multiple directions.
Shaker gets up, bleary eyed only to eat a boot to the gut and SHOT THROUGH THE HEART CUTTER FROM REBEL STAR MELINDA RHODES!!! The Rebel makes the cover and Johnny counts ONE!! TWO!!! TTTHRRREEE!!!
Cool as you like, The Rebel picks up the 24/7 Title, climbs into the bus's driver seat, and starts it up, taking referee Johnny along for the ride as she drives off, leaving Shaker far behind her.
Rebel: Sometimes a piss break is also a lucky break.
TBC
Last Edit: Nov 14, 2021 23:33:51 GMT -6 by Melinda Rhodes
Post by Shaker Jones on Nov 15, 2021 0:31:57 GMT -6
Shaker gets up dusts himself off, and has just realized what has happened.
Shaker: What the fuck, she got my driver and my bus, get the hell out of my way.
Shaker finds Melinda motorcycle with the keys still in it, and he starts to give chase.
Shaker: Johnny T, I'm coming for ya bud.
As Melinda is driving down the road she's sees the empty light turn on, realizing she will not get far on so little gas, she goes to gas up at a 7-11. Leaving Johnny T. in the driver's seat.
Shaker, makes his way to the 7-11 where he spots the punk rock bus. He's goes aboard to check on Johnny T.
Shaker: Johnny, you alright man, where is she?
Johnny T: Inside.
Shaker makes his way inside the 7-11. As Melinda is playing for for gas, Shaker taps her on the shoulder, she turns around and is sprayed with the orange mist in the face. She screams as she cannot see. Shaker hooks her up, and hits her with a rock bottom. A ref comes and makes the cover
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Shaker grabs the title belt
Shaker: Who's the champ now.
Shaker grabs the title, and the ref and jumps aboard the Punk Rock Bus. He tells Johnny T. to floor it, as they drive off into the night.
TBC
Last Edit: Nov 15, 2021 0:33:17 GMT -6 by Shaker Jones
EWC Record Season 25 0-2 27x EWC 24/7 Combat Champion