Season's Greetings with LOVE
Dec 29, 2021 10:39:20 GMT -6
Jason Anderson The Boss, PARAMOUNT, and 4 more like this
Post by Ibuki Ito on Dec 29, 2021 10:39:20 GMT -6
The camera opens in a study with a bookshelf in the background, a lone chair sits in the middle of the scene. There is some ruffling heard off camera and then a very familiar voice…
“My fellow EWC’ers…”
And with that ‘The Memphis Mouthpiece’ Tommy Love steps into frame and takes a seat in front of the camera…
“What, were you expecting Danny Mac or fucking Santa Claus?”
Tommy laughs and shakes his head
“No, this holiday season you get me, Tommy Love as I take time out of my busy schedule of boozing and whoring to address the EWC Nation and get a few things off my chest. It’s been an amazing year for me and my crew and I know, so many of you out there loved when we failed, prayed for it to happen…relished in our agony and found joy when we fell down but the joke is on you isn’t it…because Love’s don’t stay down, we get back up and come back for more and tonight I want to give thanks to those Love’s and Love Club Members that helped make The Love Club THE MOST DOMINANT FORCE IN THE EWC!!!”
Tommy smirks as he nods his head
“Starting with my kids, the very SEEDS from my sack…the apple's of my eye…that I nutted inside their mother’s thighs…”
Tommy gives a little thrust of his pelvis and a flick of his tongue as a picture of his youngest kid pops up
“To say we got off to a rocky start is a understatement, I mean hell I didn’t know you were mine until you sprung that news on me last year so you can understand my hesitancy and my request for those 8 paternity tests…I was in shock because my pull out game is so strong but it was no match for your mother’s leg strength…the lengths people will go when they think they are nailing Bobby Rose and about to cash in on that big child support check but I digress…I know how much that X-Division match at WrestleFest meant to you…how hard you worked to qualify out of Rampage…I could see the pain in your eyes backstage after you came up short so I make this promise to you Jamie…in 2022 you will be a EWC Champion, you will know success inside that ring...and outside the ring if you follow Bobby and Jimmy and understand that 'beautiness is only a light switch away', that in the dark a 4 can become a 8 and there is NO SHAME in slump-busting…I am here for you and if you want…I will be in your corner for the 2022 season. I will be the father you always wanted and the father you deserve Jamie…"
“That’s right, put those hater blockers on for everyone that said you were nothing more than a ‘small waist, pretty face with a Big Bank…yada yada yada’...”
Tommy jumps up, turns around and starts twerking…
“People said I would only be a successful father to you if I managed to ‘keep you off the pole’ but I knew you were destined for greatness sweetheart. Out of all my kids you are the most like me, hardworking, determined…ruthless…when I made that deal with Bobby and Jimmy to have to manager them, the way I did all those years ago…people said I was crazy…that they were washed up and YOU had no business being a manager of a tag team let alone a manager of a McDonald's but this business is in your blood…just like it was for your mother and me, you were born to be in the wrestling business and you’ve proved them all wrong…you managed The Southern Express to one of the ALL TIME GREATEST SEASONS IN THIS BUSINESS!!! Broke records…and my heart by hooking up with Xavier but you made them into the most DOMINATE Tag Team the EWC and dare I say it…the wrestling business has ever seen. People out there want to rank you guys #2 well clearly have that #2 for brains because no other tag team has done what they did this season and sweetheart to lead them to greatness. I couldn’t be more proud of you and the manager you’ve become, you’ve got your father’s brains and your mom’s…well you are the total package and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise…"
“Well…Well…Well…indeed, do you know how many times teachers and counselors told us that you wouldn’t amount to anything? That we should look at putting you into an institution…that ‘these tests have to be wrong’ because you were showing an actual IQ? Well the joke is on them because look at you now Buddy!!! You are the manager of the EWC Undisputed Champion, you followed in my footsteps and took your client…albeit the client I handed you…to the very TOP of the EWC. Do you know how many people have been on the EWC Roster? Yeah me neither but it’s a butt-fucking-ton but only 16 people that can say they held that championship that is in your hands at the moment, 16…and you steered Killjoy to becoming that 16th person…I couldn’t be more prouder of you Buddy…people said I was abandoning Killjoy when I handed over managerial duties to you but you proved them all wrong…I knew what I was doing…I knew you had it in you and as we close 2021 you are the manager of the very best the EWC has to offer…let that sink in for a moment…"
“Jason Hunter, yeah we have had our differences over the years. Our fights and our disagreements but kid you deserve better than what you got in 2021. You are the ‘Prince of Wrestling’, Azor Ahai for all you nerds out there. The child of legends, your name should strike fear in the hearts of your opponents, Jayden and Ruthann Hunter’s son…Jesus kid you were the first FSW Champion, the definition of Future Star and yet you failed to reach those heights well…”
Tommy shakes his head
“2022 will be the year that was promised to all the EWC fans when you signed your name to that contract, you will ascend to the heights you were destined to Jason, you will take your rightful place here in the EWC…I know it’s hard to be the child of ICONS, Bunny and Buddy face that pressure every day…so we know a thing or two about stepping out of the shadows to become great and that’s what we are going to help you to do Jason…become great here in the EWC…that is my promise to you…”
Tommy nods and smiles
“Bobby and Jimmy, you are the brothers I chose in this life…I’ve known the two of you my entire wrestling career and to say that I’m proud of the champions you’ve become wouldn’t do it justice. We’ve been through so much in this business and I can’t thank you enough for trusting me to be your manager and your friend some 40 years ago…and for trusting me to take Bunny on as your manager two years ago. A lot of people would have told me no and I know, publicly you ‘claimed’ it was to settle up for the ‘Atlanta Incident’ but I know you both well enough to know that you wanted one more run at this and JESUS, have the two of you had a run…”
Tommy mouths ‘wow’
“You two re-wrote the EWC Tag Team record books, you realize that in less than 50 matches here in the EWC you two have put together a career worthy of the EWC Hall of Fame? Look at just this year, 20-1-1…think about that for a second, let it cascade over your brain for a moment…20 wins, 1 loss and 1 draw…13 MVP’s and 5 Matches of the Night…you were a PERFECT 14-0 on Paramount shows…shit others can claim they ‘Are Paramount’ but NOBODY can claim the season you had on that brand…you are the clear cut Paramount’s Superstars of the Year and only an idiot would vote otherwise. You were 6-0-1 on PPV’s, with 4 MVP’s, you never shrink in the spotlight…hell I could make the case that you two should be a LOCK for Champions of the Year…you beat the Undisputed Champion TWICE this season, the International Champions TWICE, the X-Division Champion THREE times, the FX Broadcast Champion, the HBO Broadcast Champion and have wins over 8 of the 10 on Champions Row THIS SEASON!!!”
Tommy mouths ‘Jesus’
“I love you both and there is nobody else I would have wanted to go down this wacky road of wrestling with and in my mind there hasn’t been anyone that has done it better than Bobby Rose and Jimmy Lane…The Southern Express!!!
“The Titaness herself, Samantha Hamilton…I can’t explain to you the gratitude I have for you and Joseph…EVERYONE questioned you when you hired me, told you that you would regret allowing me into your life. They warned you, tried to plead with you and when that didn’t work insulted you for having Tommy Love at your side but who’s laughing now…”
Tommy shrugs and smirks
“You are the ONLY Double Champion in the EWC, the holder of ALL THE GOLD on Rampage…you, Samantha FUCKING Hamilton, not Ace King, not Melody Malone, not Asriel Buzzard but YOU!!! Through sure will and determination you won back the US Championship at WrestleFest, you bested ‘The Queen’ and took her spot while being Rampage’s workhorse as their HBO Broadcast Champion.”
Tommy nods, agreeing with himself
“You took your game to a whole new level this season, had a season most would kill for, 4th place in the BORT, became only the SECOND person to win the HBO Broadcast Champion, held that championship as of today a record setting 181 days, became the THIRD person to win the US Championship for a second time and have set yourself up to be a legit contender to challenge for the Undisputed Championship. People want to say you did all this ‘under the radar’, well I would say OPEN YOUR DAMN EYES because they all need to understand that there is no KING, there is no QUEEN of Rampage…only THE TITANESS!!!"
Tommy smiles and nods
“And may you reign supreme…”
“Has this year been one of your best…no, we can both agree with that because when you’ve been to the top of the mountain anything less is a disappointment but the 2021 season wasn’t all bad. You set out to win back a championship that was STOLEN from you and you did just that, you won back the International Championship and sure people want to take pop shots at your reign as International Champion but the world is full of fucking stupid people…”
Tommy shrugs
“I mean seriously, how fucking stupid can people be, you beat ‘The Beast of Brawl’ yet again, turned away the ‘Would be King’ and finally got the ‘Clown off your back’...Bosa, Flip and Stitches, all cast aside and you ended the season pinning the then Undisputed Champion Ace King yet people think you haven’t done enough as champion…well you can’t fix stupid because you have brought the prestige back to the International Championship. For 276 days you have elevated that championship in ways others were unable to, you defended it in ways others were unable to…you are the champion others on Brawl can only hope to be…”
Tommy smirks
“You are the ‘BEST OF BRAWL’, there is no debating this…you are a LOCK to become the back-to-back Brawl Superstar of the Year…you are Brawl’s lone bright spot and yet the countdown is on until that contract of yours comes to an end. You are Jim Connors’ lone ACE in the deck and yet he’s treating you like a JOKER…you are the only hope Brawl has to regain its statues of ‘Flagship Show’ yet ego stands in the Red Brand’s way and it’s time they treat you as such…so to Jim Connors, be ready to open up the purse strings and back up the Brinks Truck because ‘BOB’ is ready to re-up and it’s time you are paid like the SUPERSTAR you are…”
“Killjoy…”
Tommy pauses and smiles, he collects himself and nods
“It feels like only yesterday that we walked into the Sparkassen-Arena in Kiel, Germany to debut against some street trash named the Sandtown Kid and I remember telling EVERYONE that night that would listen to me that YOU were going to be a superstar, that you were one day going to become the EWC Undisputed Champion and look…I’m a MOTHER FUCKING PROPHET!!!”
Tommy extends his arms out as if to say ‘see, I told you so’...
“Everyone told you to kick me to the curb, from Cyrus Black and the #FreeKilljoy campaign, to Jun Yao, from GM’s to opponents…and look at you now, you stand at the top of the EWC as the Undisputed Champion and kid…I couldn’t be more proud of you!!! You are THE ACE I promised you’d become when I first met you. I laid out the path but it was you that had to walk it and walk it you did, from TV Champion to Indy Champion, from Prime G1 winner to the 2 time X-Division Champion, everything you did lead you to THIS moment right here…right now…you bested Ace King and ended on of the great runs as Undisputed Champion and now it’s time to start yours…”
Tommy smiles
“You were the first member of The Love Club, the OG…all this started with you kid and I’ll never be able to repay you for that. You are a symbol, an example of the riches one can obtain when they are loyal…when they don’t cut and run at the first sign of adversity. You had every reason to leave the EWC, to return home and say ‘you tired’ but you hung in there, you overcame and you were rewarded Killjoy…the 16th person to call themselves the EWC Undisputed Champion and now you have the chance to cement your legacy…”
Tommy looks into the camera, all serious and nods
“March 28th, 2022 you have the chance to prove that it’s KILLJOY’S TIME here in the EWC but until then I want you to enjoy this moment, you’ve earned it…we all have…”
Tommy exhales after what has been a long tough but successful season
“Because everyone here wants The Love Club to fail..they are jealous of what we created, what we’ve done. There is egg all over their face as if they were BLASTED by a Tommy Love #SEEDING because they ran their mounts for years saying I would fail…that people like Killjoy, Xavier and Samantha would be better off without me, that I was using them yet they are covered in gold because they used me and my family to reach the top of the mountain…The Love’s are the VERY BEST MANAGERS IN THIS FUCKING GAME and we have the gold to prove that…and all you have is the hot air nonsense coming out of you jealous mouths…see I hear all and remember all…from Cyrus’s #FREEKILLJOY crap to Michael Saints’ hit piece right before WrestleFest…so my message to all the haters is this…”
“The Love Club Era is upon you…we run the EWC, we are the ‘Don’s’, the ‘Boss’s’...the Lord’s, Kingpin’s and Godfather’s…whatever you’d like to call it, but the fact is…the EWC is ours…and in 2022, we will rule with an iron fist…so enjoy your break but understand this, when the 2022 Season starts, you answer to US!!!!”
Tommy smiles as the camera fades out…
“My fellow EWC’ers…”
And with that ‘The Memphis Mouthpiece’ Tommy Love steps into frame and takes a seat in front of the camera…
“What, were you expecting Danny Mac or fucking Santa Claus?”
Tommy laughs and shakes his head
“No, this holiday season you get me, Tommy Love as I take time out of my busy schedule of boozing and whoring to address the EWC Nation and get a few things off my chest. It’s been an amazing year for me and my crew and I know, so many of you out there loved when we failed, prayed for it to happen…relished in our agony and found joy when we fell down but the joke is on you isn’t it…because Love’s don’t stay down, we get back up and come back for more and tonight I want to give thanks to those Love’s and Love Club Members that helped make The Love Club THE MOST DOMINANT FORCE IN THE EWC!!!”
Tommy smirks as he nods his head
“Starting with my kids, the very SEEDS from my sack…the apple's of my eye…that I nutted inside their mother’s thighs…”
Tommy gives a little thrust of his pelvis and a flick of his tongue as a picture of his youngest kid pops up
“To say we got off to a rocky start is a understatement, I mean hell I didn’t know you were mine until you sprung that news on me last year so you can understand my hesitancy and my request for those 8 paternity tests…I was in shock because my pull out game is so strong but it was no match for your mother’s leg strength…the lengths people will go when they think they are nailing Bobby Rose and about to cash in on that big child support check but I digress…I know how much that X-Division match at WrestleFest meant to you…how hard you worked to qualify out of Rampage…I could see the pain in your eyes backstage after you came up short so I make this promise to you Jamie…in 2022 you will be a EWC Champion, you will know success inside that ring...and outside the ring if you follow Bobby and Jimmy and understand that 'beautiness is only a light switch away', that in the dark a 4 can become a 8 and there is NO SHAME in slump-busting…I am here for you and if you want…I will be in your corner for the 2022 season. I will be the father you always wanted and the father you deserve Jamie…"
“That’s right, put those hater blockers on for everyone that said you were nothing more than a ‘small waist, pretty face with a Big Bank…yada yada yada’...”
Tommy jumps up, turns around and starts twerking…
“People said I would only be a successful father to you if I managed to ‘keep you off the pole’ but I knew you were destined for greatness sweetheart. Out of all my kids you are the most like me, hardworking, determined…ruthless…when I made that deal with Bobby and Jimmy to have to manager them, the way I did all those years ago…people said I was crazy…that they were washed up and YOU had no business being a manager of a tag team let alone a manager of a McDonald's but this business is in your blood…just like it was for your mother and me, you were born to be in the wrestling business and you’ve proved them all wrong…you managed The Southern Express to one of the ALL TIME GREATEST SEASONS IN THIS BUSINESS!!! Broke records…and my heart by hooking up with Xavier but you made them into the most DOMINATE Tag Team the EWC and dare I say it…the wrestling business has ever seen. People out there want to rank you guys #2 well clearly have that #2 for brains because no other tag team has done what they did this season and sweetheart to lead them to greatness. I couldn’t be more proud of you and the manager you’ve become, you’ve got your father’s brains and your mom’s…well you are the total package and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise…"
“Well…Well…Well…indeed, do you know how many times teachers and counselors told us that you wouldn’t amount to anything? That we should look at putting you into an institution…that ‘these tests have to be wrong’ because you were showing an actual IQ? Well the joke is on them because look at you now Buddy!!! You are the manager of the EWC Undisputed Champion, you followed in my footsteps and took your client…albeit the client I handed you…to the very TOP of the EWC. Do you know how many people have been on the EWC Roster? Yeah me neither but it’s a butt-fucking-ton but only 16 people that can say they held that championship that is in your hands at the moment, 16…and you steered Killjoy to becoming that 16th person…I couldn’t be more prouder of you Buddy…people said I was abandoning Killjoy when I handed over managerial duties to you but you proved them all wrong…I knew what I was doing…I knew you had it in you and as we close 2021 you are the manager of the very best the EWC has to offer…let that sink in for a moment…"
“Jason Hunter, yeah we have had our differences over the years. Our fights and our disagreements but kid you deserve better than what you got in 2021. You are the ‘Prince of Wrestling’, Azor Ahai for all you nerds out there. The child of legends, your name should strike fear in the hearts of your opponents, Jayden and Ruthann Hunter’s son…Jesus kid you were the first FSW Champion, the definition of Future Star and yet you failed to reach those heights well…”
Tommy shakes his head
“2022 will be the year that was promised to all the EWC fans when you signed your name to that contract, you will ascend to the heights you were destined to Jason, you will take your rightful place here in the EWC…I know it’s hard to be the child of ICONS, Bunny and Buddy face that pressure every day…so we know a thing or two about stepping out of the shadows to become great and that’s what we are going to help you to do Jason…become great here in the EWC…that is my promise to you…”
Tommy nods and smiles
“Bobby and Jimmy, you are the brothers I chose in this life…I’ve known the two of you my entire wrestling career and to say that I’m proud of the champions you’ve become wouldn’t do it justice. We’ve been through so much in this business and I can’t thank you enough for trusting me to be your manager and your friend some 40 years ago…and for trusting me to take Bunny on as your manager two years ago. A lot of people would have told me no and I know, publicly you ‘claimed’ it was to settle up for the ‘Atlanta Incident’ but I know you both well enough to know that you wanted one more run at this and JESUS, have the two of you had a run…”
Tommy mouths ‘wow’
“You two re-wrote the EWC Tag Team record books, you realize that in less than 50 matches here in the EWC you two have put together a career worthy of the EWC Hall of Fame? Look at just this year, 20-1-1…think about that for a second, let it cascade over your brain for a moment…20 wins, 1 loss and 1 draw…13 MVP’s and 5 Matches of the Night…you were a PERFECT 14-0 on Paramount shows…shit others can claim they ‘Are Paramount’ but NOBODY can claim the season you had on that brand…you are the clear cut Paramount’s Superstars of the Year and only an idiot would vote otherwise. You were 6-0-1 on PPV’s, with 4 MVP’s, you never shrink in the spotlight…hell I could make the case that you two should be a LOCK for Champions of the Year…you beat the Undisputed Champion TWICE this season, the International Champions TWICE, the X-Division Champion THREE times, the FX Broadcast Champion, the HBO Broadcast Champion and have wins over 8 of the 10 on Champions Row THIS SEASON!!!”
Tommy mouths ‘Jesus’
“I love you both and there is nobody else I would have wanted to go down this wacky road of wrestling with and in my mind there hasn’t been anyone that has done it better than Bobby Rose and Jimmy Lane…The Southern Express!!!
“The Titaness herself, Samantha Hamilton…I can’t explain to you the gratitude I have for you and Joseph…EVERYONE questioned you when you hired me, told you that you would regret allowing me into your life. They warned you, tried to plead with you and when that didn’t work insulted you for having Tommy Love at your side but who’s laughing now…”
Tommy shrugs and smirks
“You are the ONLY Double Champion in the EWC, the holder of ALL THE GOLD on Rampage…you, Samantha FUCKING Hamilton, not Ace King, not Melody Malone, not Asriel Buzzard but YOU!!! Through sure will and determination you won back the US Championship at WrestleFest, you bested ‘The Queen’ and took her spot while being Rampage’s workhorse as their HBO Broadcast Champion.”
Tommy nods, agreeing with himself
“You took your game to a whole new level this season, had a season most would kill for, 4th place in the BORT, became only the SECOND person to win the HBO Broadcast Champion, held that championship as of today a record setting 181 days, became the THIRD person to win the US Championship for a second time and have set yourself up to be a legit contender to challenge for the Undisputed Championship. People want to say you did all this ‘under the radar’, well I would say OPEN YOUR DAMN EYES because they all need to understand that there is no KING, there is no QUEEN of Rampage…only THE TITANESS!!!"
Tommy smiles and nods
“And may you reign supreme…”
“Has this year been one of your best…no, we can both agree with that because when you’ve been to the top of the mountain anything less is a disappointment but the 2021 season wasn’t all bad. You set out to win back a championship that was STOLEN from you and you did just that, you won back the International Championship and sure people want to take pop shots at your reign as International Champion but the world is full of fucking stupid people…”
Tommy shrugs
“I mean seriously, how fucking stupid can people be, you beat ‘The Beast of Brawl’ yet again, turned away the ‘Would be King’ and finally got the ‘Clown off your back’...Bosa, Flip and Stitches, all cast aside and you ended the season pinning the then Undisputed Champion Ace King yet people think you haven’t done enough as champion…well you can’t fix stupid because you have brought the prestige back to the International Championship. For 276 days you have elevated that championship in ways others were unable to, you defended it in ways others were unable to…you are the champion others on Brawl can only hope to be…”
Tommy smirks
“You are the ‘BEST OF BRAWL’, there is no debating this…you are a LOCK to become the back-to-back Brawl Superstar of the Year…you are Brawl’s lone bright spot and yet the countdown is on until that contract of yours comes to an end. You are Jim Connors’ lone ACE in the deck and yet he’s treating you like a JOKER…you are the only hope Brawl has to regain its statues of ‘Flagship Show’ yet ego stands in the Red Brand’s way and it’s time they treat you as such…so to Jim Connors, be ready to open up the purse strings and back up the Brinks Truck because ‘BOB’ is ready to re-up and it’s time you are paid like the SUPERSTAR you are…”
“Killjoy…”
Tommy pauses and smiles, he collects himself and nods
“It feels like only yesterday that we walked into the Sparkassen-Arena in Kiel, Germany to debut against some street trash named the Sandtown Kid and I remember telling EVERYONE that night that would listen to me that YOU were going to be a superstar, that you were one day going to become the EWC Undisputed Champion and look…I’m a MOTHER FUCKING PROPHET!!!”
Tommy extends his arms out as if to say ‘see, I told you so’...
“Everyone told you to kick me to the curb, from Cyrus Black and the #FreeKilljoy campaign, to Jun Yao, from GM’s to opponents…and look at you now, you stand at the top of the EWC as the Undisputed Champion and kid…I couldn’t be more proud of you!!! You are THE ACE I promised you’d become when I first met you. I laid out the path but it was you that had to walk it and walk it you did, from TV Champion to Indy Champion, from Prime G1 winner to the 2 time X-Division Champion, everything you did lead you to THIS moment right here…right now…you bested Ace King and ended on of the great runs as Undisputed Champion and now it’s time to start yours…”
Tommy smiles
“You were the first member of The Love Club, the OG…all this started with you kid and I’ll never be able to repay you for that. You are a symbol, an example of the riches one can obtain when they are loyal…when they don’t cut and run at the first sign of adversity. You had every reason to leave the EWC, to return home and say ‘you tired’ but you hung in there, you overcame and you were rewarded Killjoy…the 16th person to call themselves the EWC Undisputed Champion and now you have the chance to cement your legacy…”
Tommy looks into the camera, all serious and nods
“March 28th, 2022 you have the chance to prove that it’s KILLJOY’S TIME here in the EWC but until then I want you to enjoy this moment, you’ve earned it…we all have…”
Tommy exhales after what has been a long tough but successful season
“Because everyone here wants The Love Club to fail..they are jealous of what we created, what we’ve done. There is egg all over their face as if they were BLASTED by a Tommy Love #SEEDING because they ran their mounts for years saying I would fail…that people like Killjoy, Xavier and Samantha would be better off without me, that I was using them yet they are covered in gold because they used me and my family to reach the top of the mountain…The Love’s are the VERY BEST MANAGERS IN THIS FUCKING GAME and we have the gold to prove that…and all you have is the hot air nonsense coming out of you jealous mouths…see I hear all and remember all…from Cyrus’s #FREEKILLJOY crap to Michael Saints’ hit piece right before WrestleFest…so my message to all the haters is this…”
“The Love Club Era is upon you…we run the EWC, we are the ‘Don’s’, the ‘Boss’s’...the Lord’s, Kingpin’s and Godfather’s…whatever you’d like to call it, but the fact is…the EWC is ours…and in 2022, we will rule with an iron fist…so enjoy your break but understand this, when the 2022 Season starts, you answer to US!!!!”
Tommy smiles as the camera fades out…