RAMPAGE #507 - RAMPAGE UNCENSORED 2022

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WARNING: This live event contains strong coarse language (L), and intense violence (V) which may be unsuitable for younger viewers. None of the matches you are about to watch have been predetermined. Only some of the thematic story-lines have been discussed beforehand. Accordingly, EWC and it's producers must insist that no one attempt to recreate or re-enact any match or activity performed in this live event...

»»UNCENSORED 2022!!!««
RAMPAGE GETS UNCENSORED & SPOOPY!!!

The Extreme Wrestling Corporation Presents

FRIDAY NIGHT RAMPAGE

FRIDAYS LIVE ON ESPN & HBO AT 10PM CST.
SPONSORED IN PART BY UNDER ARMOUR, SONY, DR. PEPPER AND Master Detective Archives: Rain Code.

EPISODE #507
OCTOBER 14TH 2022

Live From Stadium 974 in Ras Abu Aboud, Doha, Qatar!

EWC RAMPAGE
10.14.2022
Live From Stadium 974 in Ras Abu Aboud, Doha, Qatar!
General Manager - Grizzly Duggan
Commentators -
Play-By-Play: Koala Duggan
Color: Polar Duggan
Announcer: Emmanuelle Chriqui
Head Ref: Toyo Yasahiro
Assistant Refs: Mike Michaelson & Pierce Patterson
Backstage Help: Bryan Spade & Candice Duggan

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Fog spreads throughout the arena, covering the screaming fans as "Asking For It" begins to sound off over the loudspeakers.



"MAYBE YOU TALKED TOOOO MUCH AND YOU WERE...
ASKING FOR IT!!!"

The fans scream for delight as the X-Tron explodes to life. Pyro ignites on the stage.



The camera pans around the arena as fans scream for delight and begin their chants and raise their signs high into the air.

{دعنا نذهب الملكة مالون!}

{الخزامى هي الزهرة المفضلة لدي!}

{أتحداك أن تهزم موكسي!}

{Moxie بالنسبة لـ HBO هو ما أراه رائعًا!}

{أشيب مقابل وينتربورن!}







ليلة الجمعة الهيجان!

ليلة الجمعة الهيجان!

دعنا نذهب الهيجان!

دعنا نذهب الهيجان!

The camera flashes back to the X-Tron which shows everyone participating in the upcoming bout... "Ginger Ninja" Molly Hatchet, "The Love Child" Jamie Love, Ace King, Andrea Hernandez, Autumn Raven, Danny Colt, Darna Dare, Declan O'Connor, Dickie Watson, Jason Hunter, Lavender, Matthiesen, Megumi, Mercenary, Morgan Payne, Moxie, Phoenix Winterborn, Queen Melody Malone, Ruthann Hunter, The Mechnical Animals, The Two Tone Titans & Tommy Burton.. The camera cuts back to Moxie holding his EWC HBO Broadcast Championship, then Lavender holding her EWC United States Championship, and lastly Melody Malone holding the Undisputed Championship high into the air.

The top of the stage is decked out with two massive floral arrangements, and a red carpet stretching from the stage all the way down to the ring itself. The ropes are removed and the mat itself is covered in the same luxe red fabric. The bassline of ‘You Should See Me in a Crown’ rumbles and the Rampage crowd eats it up as the lights go out.

P-Dugs: Get on your feet Martinez!

As soon as the chorus strikes, two spotlights shine down onto the stage where Melody Malone is standing with a crown shining atop her head and the Undisputed championship held aloft. Love her or hate her, the EWC faithful can’t help but roar in response, and the corner of Melody’s mouth twitches up. She lowers the championship slowly before draping it over her shoulder as she heads down to the ring.

KD: The three-time Rumble winner and one half of tonight’s main event is out here to give a statement following her remarkable championship defense.

Melody climbs up the stairs into the ropeless ring, crossing over to the far side before she’s handed a microphone by Emmanuelle Chriqui. As she centers herself in the ring, she raises the microphone and looks out to the crowd in front of her.

Melody Malone: Here I am boys and girls… your reigning Undisputed Champion… as promised.

Its enough for a cheap pop and it allows Melody to adjust the strap on her shoulder before continuing.

Melody Malone: And I’ll be standing here, championship on my shoulder yet again tonight after I beat Lavender and leave her laying right over there.. she points toward the far corner of the ring with a sneer to remain your royal majesty. But I didn’t come out here to tell Lavender about how her submission moves, in a last woman standing match, don’t scare me. I’m not here to tell her that her misunderstood faux psychoanalysis of me is full of more shit than Tommy Love’s tighty whiteys. No, right now I’m here to keep moving forward. Keep growing as a competitor and keep my foot on the gas because after tonight Lavender is in my rearview mirror and it’s all about me, and the Technicolor Technico himself… El Pablo.

There’s just as loud a roar at the mention of the X-Division champion as Melody oozes a sarcastic smile.

Melody Malone: Everybody’s favorite Insanity Cage winner, am I right? Guy’s been on it all season, most of the time. A few hiccups here and there, but the man’s been moving all season with a plan - even if he likes to pretend he doesn’t have one at all. An agent of pure chaos! And what’s more chaotic that not knowing if we’re going to get a match between just the two of us? Or if a certain someone is going to stick their nose into our match and of course you ALL know.. I’m talking about Buddy Love’s second favorite meal ticket, Killjoy. He’s already gone on record to say everyone ought to tune in to Paramount because he’ll be making his intentions known on October 19th but let me let you all in on a little secret…

Melody looks to her shoulder where the Undisputed championship rests, before slowing turning back to the crowd with a confident smirk.

Melody Malone: I. Don’t. Care. What his intentions are. I don’t care because it doesn’t matter to me. I went out at Scars and Stripes and I beat Killjoy in a Japanese deathmatch to take this championship home with me. So if he wants to come running to Rampage for the season finale to try and sweep in and steal my spot at Wrestlefest? Let him. He wants to weasel his way into the Wrestlefest main event with me and El Pablo? Fine. You want to convince them to let us headline Youngblood for no reason at all? Be. My. Guest. In the end, it doesn’t matter when or where you cash it in, Killjoy. You might think you’ve got your hand close to your chest? But I’ve been counting the cards. You’re running out of options, and running out of time. So do us all a favor, tell Buddy to pull his pants up and wipe the barbeque sauce off his chin, and just get this over with.

Melody Malone: Now later on when I come back out here tonight to embarrass Lavender, I want the both of you to take a long hard look at what you see in the ring. That’s not the Melody Malone who walked into the Paramount season premiere. It won’t be the Melody Malone who walked into Scars and Stripes. I am on a level that neither one of you can even fathom right now, and when the night is over? You’re going to realize that it doesn’t matter if it’s one on one, or a three way dance, if it’s a first blood - last blood match, a Chamber of Horrors match or Death from Above because there is nothing I can’t do when it comes to keeping this championship where it belongs… Right here, on Rampage, on the shoulder of The Queen.

The smattering of El Pablo faithfuls aside, the crowd largely roars back to the Queen in a choral agreement. She drops the mic down to the mat, raising the championship aloft once more as the chorus to her theme music begins to play again. Ringside, we rejoin Koala and Polar as they prepare for the opening bout of the show.

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MATCH ONE
Darna Dare VS Moxie
The Crazy "Train To Busan" - Wrestlers Fight On A Moving KTX Train From Seoul to Busan With Trained Independent Wrestlers Dressed As Zombies - There Are Eight Cars Of Zombies Separating The Wrestlers, They Must Fight Through The Zombies To Each Other - Zombies Are Armed With Weapons, Wrestlers CAN Take A Weapon From A Zombie & Use It - HBO Broadcast Championship - Match Runs During The Show

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We cut up to the X-Tron.

Chriqui: The following is a Crazy Train To Busan Match and it is for the HBO Broadcast Championship. It will run as long as it needs to, with cuts back to the match during the show. Introducing first the challenger, ... DARNA DARE!!!

Darna Dare is seated all alone in her train car. She’s loudly popping her chewing gum, chomp chomp chomp, pop, chomp chomp chomp, pop. Next to her on her seat, a green Friday Night Rampage Branded baseball bat. Darna herself is dressed up in a plaid skirt, uneven buttoned white polo shirt, a loosely tied FNR green tie. She twirls her pigtails while popping her gum even louder. When she stands we see she’s got one thigh high sock pulled up, and another down by her shin with a yellow knee brace on the same leg. Darna’s shirt has a DD conveniently placed upon her left breast, cheeky HBO, real cheeky, and the back of her shirt says FRIDAY NIGHT RAMPAGE. Darna gives her gum one last loud pop before grabbing her bat and stepping forward through the doors into the next car.

Chriqui: And her opponent, the HBO Broadcast Champion... MOXIE!!!

Moxie is seated all alone in his car. Moxie slowly wraps some gauze around his knuckles, and then he punches a fist into each hand. He gets to his feet and does a few stretches, lunges, ten push-ups and then heads through the door in front of him. 

DING DING DING

A zombie rushes at Moxie, but he punches the zombie in the face and drops them like a sack of potatoes. Another zombie rushes Moxie and spears him, sending them both collapsing through the glass door. Moxie rolls up to his feet and enziguris the zombie to the left. Moxie kips up to his feet and three more zombies rush into the car.

Two zombies rush at Darna Dare, but she just front-flips over one, and knocks the other out with a baseball bat swing before she hits the ground. Darna begins to whistle, skip and pop her gum as she uses flips and swings to avoid zombies and soon she’s got a trail of zombies behind her. Back in Moxie’s car, Moxie has stolen a crowbar from a zombie and is slamming it down into another zombie’s leg. Two zombies grab Moxie’s arms and drag him off, another zombie comes in with a dropkick that sends Moxie backwards. Moxie kicks off the wall upon impact and lands a double lariat on the holder zombies, then Moxie lands a two-piece combo on the dropkicker zombie.

MATCH TWO
Aeon Khronos VS Mercenary
"Nightmare On Elm Street" Fight - No DQ, No Count Outs, No Limits!

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We return to ringside and cut over to the commentary booth.

KD: Now for our first match in the venue proper, this one could be wild. A Nightmare On Elm Street Fight!

P-Dug: I don't know where Griz got the idea for this match, but I do love it. 

Chriqui: The following match is a Nightmare On Elm Street Fight! Introducing first from the Edge Of Time Itself and weighing in at 114 Earth pounds... AEON KHRONOS!!!

The chiming of clocks and gears fills the arena as the crowd begins booing the arrival of Aeon Khronos, paying them no mind as the beat kicks in on "Time" by Pink Floyd. She approaches the ring with a smirk on her face, enjoying what she's about to do as she slides into the ring and prepares herself for the match.

Dropkick Murphys The Gauntlet blasts over the PA.  A flashing red strobe lights the stage as the rest of the room goes dark.

Chriqui:  "And now hailing from West Oakland California  He is the EWC Outlaw.  He is:

The Mercenary

Mercenary swaggers out onto the stage with his face hidden behind a hard tactical mask painted to look like The Punisher's iconic skull logo.  His eyes inside the mask scan the crowd. He crosses both arms, gloved fists clenched, across his chest and under his chin. The pose resembles a skull and crossbones. To either side of him the stage explodes in motes of red and orange flame.  The fans sing along as the song comes to its chorus:

Stand Up and FIGHT!

And I'll Stand Up with you.
We shall succeed.
STAND UP AND FIGHT!
AND I'LL STAND UP WITH YOU!

Removing the mask the big man salutes the crowd and stalks towards the ring at a steady pace filled with menace and a deadly purpose he climbs between the ropes and walks to the corner where he throws a few shadow punch combos at the turnbuckle before turning with his back to the corner, his arms crossed again across his chest to glower in his opponent's direction and wait for the bell to give him the sign to come out swinging.

DING DING DING

Mercenary grabs Aeon hitting her with head trap knee strikes that drop Aeon to the mat clutching her gut. Mercenary pulls her to her feet and whips Aeon off the ropes. Aeon throws herself at Mercenary with a Cross Body. Mercenary catches her and tosses her up and over the ropes with a delayed fallaway slam. He heads outside the ring after her. Mercenary gabs Aeon and whips her to the ring post. Aeon reverses and sends Mercenary into the corner. Aeon runs at Mercenary. She leaps and twists him hitting a tornado DDT on the arena floor. Aeon then climbs onto the announce table. She grabs a monitor and leaps from the table smacking the monitor across the back of his head. Aeon continues to smack Mercenary with the monitor until he stops trying to get up. Aeon hits a legdrop to the back of his neck. Aeon lifts Mercenary off the mat. She grabs his arms and tries to roll him into the ring. Mercenary manages to grab Aeon onto his shoulders and hits a Death Valley driver onto the arena floor. He rolls her into the ring and makes a cover.

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TWO!!
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THR… NO! KICK OUT!

Aeon rolls to her side but rolls out of the ring. Mercenary goes to join her but Aeon smacks him with a chair knocking him back into the ring. Aeon reaches under the ring and pulls out a table. Atop the table is a kendo stick and a pane of glass. She grabs the kendo stick and slides into the ring. Aeon cracks Mercenary and hits a white Russian leg sweep. Aeon makes a cover.

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TWO!!
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THR… NO! KICK OUT!

Mercenary gets a shoulder off the mat.

KD: Aeon Khronos doing her best to keep the big man down.

P-Dug: After that kick out, she's got more to do.

Aeon gets the ladder and sets it up. She begins climbing but Mercenary is on his feet he grabs at Aeon but she shoves him from the ladder. He crashes to the mat. Aeon crashes on him with a splash from the top of the ladder. She rolls him in The Paradox.

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TWO!!
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THR… NO! KICK OUT!

Mercenary gets a shoulder off the mat. Both get to their feet where Mercenary hits Aeon with a clothesline. He rolls out of the ring and slides the table into the ring and sets it up. Aeon attacks with the kendo stick but Mercenary boots Aeon in the gut and smashes her through the table with a Doom Shadow. Mercenary clears bits of table out of the way and hooks the leg.

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TWO!!
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THR… NO! KICK OUT!

Aeon rolls a shoulder off the mat.

P-Dug: Any harder through that table and she'd regenerate again.

KD: And somehow, she managed to get a shoulder up!

Aeon rolls from the ring and grabs two chairs and throws them into the ring. She picks up the pane of glass and slides it and herself into the ring. She sets up the chairs and leans the glass between the two. She grabs Mercenary and underhooks his arms. Mercenary counters smashing Aeon To Helll The Hard Way through the glass. Glass flies everywhere. Mercenary rolls Aeon over and covers her.

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TWO!!
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THREE!!!

DING DING DING

Chriqui: And your winner, via pinfall... MERCENARY!!!!

Mercenary gets to his feet and holds an arm in victory but falls back to the mat. He rolls out of the ring and heads up the ramp.

KD: A smashing display of power here by Mercenary! He smashed ass and kicked glass here tonight.

P-Dug: Close enough. Aeon Khronos put up a good fight and had some close calls to win this here. I thought she may have even won it. However, it wasn't to be for her tonight.

KD: And now a word from Alyson Cross.

The cameras cut to the back where Alyson Cross is preparing for her match with Iggy Swango. Her business associate Natasha Bankcroft is standing off to the side talking on the phone.

Alyson Cross: Hello Rampage, I am so ready to show Iggy Swango just how tough I can be inside the ring.

As Alyson is talking, Natasha hangs up the phone and looks toward Alyson with a look of frustration all over her face.

Alyson Cross: What’s wrong Nat?

Natasha Bankcroft: Trying to secure a flight but no one speaks English.

Alyson chuckles.

Natasha Bankcroft: What?

Alyson slowly walks away as Natasha is left with a confused look on her face.

One of the zombies from behind lunges at Darna, and they manage to tear her shirt off as she gets away, revealing two cut outs of Grizzly Duggan’s head covering her breasts. Darna yells that it was a surprise for later and lands a Shotei Palm Strike followed by a spinning heel kick that sends the zombie backwards into three other zombies. Back in his car, Moxie has advanced into the 2nd car of zombies, armed with brass knuckles now. Moxie punches out two zombies, and then superkicks a third before following up with an uppercut that breaks the brass knuckles.

Two zombies rush at Darna Dare, she jumps into a double single leg dropkick on both, and then uses the momentum to flip backwards into a moonsault on one of the zombies advancing from the rear. Darna jumps up to her feet and begins to spring full force through the crowd of zombies in front of her, knocking them down as she goes, hitting a few with her bat when needed. Moxie drops a zombie with a lariat, when another zombie smashes a pane of glass on his face, causing Moxie to drop to a knee while bleeding heavily. The zombie drags Moxie up and lands a gutwrench powerbomb, followed by some mounted strikes. Back in her car, Darna slams the door shut and then she notices the zombies cannot open the door. Darna takes note of this, but before she can do anything all the zombies explode through the glass because they could still see her, Moxie is tackled to the ground and the zombies begin to pile on!

Chanting and ghoulish sounds are heard when a commercial starts with monstrous figures alternating from carving up pumpkins and waving up jack-o'-lanterns in a pumpkin patch field. A cold fall breeze passes as the monsters disappear and their pumpkin lanterns show up smashed on the ground. In the middle of the field Narumi Tsutsumi dressed as a yūrei in a white burial kimono and facepaint with a bloody knife cutting up her jack-o'-lantern.

Narumi: Everybody wants their turn to carve up Jack! Because of his House's crimes it's become a contest to display just who can do the best at hallowing out the man most full of himself and presenting his maimed insolent head to a celebratory audience! But the phantom trains, kintsugi bastards, and even volcano kings have to wait because the death girls go first! Right now Jack and his House belong to me and the Shinijoshi, to carve up in our WarGames, until the end of Halloween!

Narumi cackles and lifts her jack-o'-lantern up as the fall wind picks up and a dozens of yūrei appear in the swirl of leaves in the field. As they swirl she continues speaking.

Narumi: Everybody wants to celebrate Halloween throughout all of Spooktober! As Onihime, I encourage and enjoy all these festivities at the time of year when demons and curses grow stronger gradually every night! But don't forget the peak of October frights is Halloween's October 31st, Youngblood! On that night, EWC's Grade One Yokai will commemorate one year as Indy Champion and at her most powerful will smash the pumpkin Jack!

Narumi slams her jack-o'lantern down to pieces, and all the yūrei cackle wildly in the wind as the commercial ends advertising October 16th's WarGames and October 31th's Youngblood on a split screen.

MATCH THREE
Alyson Cross VS Iggy Swango
"Get Out" - Falls Count Anywhere OUTSIDE Of The Venue - Match Starts In Ring, Opponents Must Leave Venue & Finish Match Outside - No DQ

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We return to ringside. 

KD: Iggy Swango makes her Friday Night Rampage return here tonight against Alyson Cross, who makes her FNR debut. A lot riding on this match.

P-Dug: CI think both women see this match as a giant chance to show what they can do as we head into Wrestle Fest. 

Chriqui: The following match is a Falls Count Anywhere Outside Of The Arena Match. Introducing first, residing in Gainesville, Florida and weighing in at 121 pounds... ALYSON CROSS!!!

The moment "Unstoppable" by Eva Under Fire starts to play, a video package starts rolling on the X-Tron as Alyson Cross steps through the curtain. The crowd seems to have mixed reaction upon her arrival. Alyson waves to the crowd before descending down the ramp and sliding into the ring. Alyson pushes herself back up to a vertical base before hopping on the nearest turnbuckle.

The guitar strums of "Moonage Daydream" echo through the arena as the lights dim low. Strobe lights begin to flash on stage. Soon,   Iggy Swango walks from behind the curtain as smog engulfs her. She pauses, adjusts her sun glasses, before making her way down the ramp



Its a slow deliberate walk, as she is clearly vibing to the music. After entering the ring, She looks up to the ceiling, and throws her hands up in a classic rock and roll pose.

Chriqui: And the opponent, Standing in at five feet eight inches tall, weighing at one hundred and forty-five pounds, from San Francisco, California, representing DSR VOL II and America's Most Hated ... IGGY SWANGO!!!

Iggy starts bouncing on the stage and rocking out with an air bass playing along with the music before making her way down the ramp. Iggy rolls under the bottom rope and pops up on her knees in the middle of the ring. She slowly stands her to her feet before raising her hands into the air once more.

DING DING DING

Swango attacks Cross attacks with right hands and a snap suplex. Cross gets back to her feet but is clotheslined over the top rope by Swango. She follows to the outside but Cross grabs her and throws her into the ringside barrier. Cross then lifts Swango and drops her across the barrier with a front suplex. Swango drops onto the floor on the other side of the barrier. Cross climbs over the barrier but gets an elbow to the gut. They walk and brawl up the stairs and into the main concourse. Swango grabs a trash can and throws it at Cross. She ducks and it crashes against the wall. Cross grabs Swango and Irish whips her into a wall. She hits with a smack. Cross runs at Swango and hits a cross body against the wall but then runs into a side slam on the hard floor. Cross starts heading for the exit door, but Swango rolls a foot cart toward her. Cross and the cart topple to the ground. Food rolls flows from the cart.

KD: Looks like I'm not getting my post-match hot dog

P-Dug: Might be better for your diet if you miss it toppled cart or not.

Swango catches up with Cross and bodyslams her on a bed of floor hot dogs. Swango punches her on the ground but Cross grabs a handful of buns and pushes them into Swango's face. Swango staggers back wiping the buns from her face. Cross sprays mustard and ketchup bottles in to Swango's face covering her face and hair in sauce. Swango staggers as she wipes sauce from her eyes. Swango lashes out with a right hand but hits nothing but air. Near the entrance to the building, Cross grabs Swango's arms and twists her into a Cross Contamination that smashes Swango through glass and to the outside paving. Cross makes a cover as the referee counts.

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TWO!!
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THR… NO! KICK OUT!

Swango gets a shoulder up. Blood drips from the tiny cuts on her back. Cross lifts Swango to her feet. Swango backdrops Cross to counter but Cross lands on her feet. Swango lashes out with a right hand and both exchange rights and lefts as they head to the far end of the parking lot. Swango kicks at Cross' knee dropping her down to a kneeling position. Swango runs cracking Cross with Scorpio Rising. She rolls Cross over for a cover.

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THR… NO! KICK OUT!

Cross gets a shoulder off the ground.

P-Dug: Very nearly there, I thought that was it!

KD: Clearly, it's going to take more to beat either one.

Both get to their feet and Cross staggers into the side of a parked car. Swango runs at her. Cross ducks to avoid and Swango's foot goes through the glass window. She pulls her foot out and drops to the ground. Cross dives into the car and finds the keys in the visor. She starts the car and chases a now running Swango. She runs to the very end of the lot. Cross speeds toward her. Swango dives out of the way and the car smashes through the barrier and plummets into the ocean. Cross swims out of the water and makes it to dry land. Swango grabs Cross hitting Noise Pollution on the water's edge. Swango rolls over Cross to make a cover.

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THREE!!!

DING DING DING

Chriqui: And your winner, via pinfall ... IGGY SWANGO!!!!

Swango staggers to her feet. She raises an arm in victory and stumbles toward the stadium. EMTs intercept her and start checking on her while others run to check on Cross.

KD: After a war, Iggy Swango stands victorious, but she also needs some medical assistance to stay standing. A big win here though.

P-Dug: Alyson Cross had her moments in this match. She put her opponent through glass, she almost beat her opponent, she almost ran down her opponent. Only thing she didn't try was locking her in one of the shipping containers.

KD: And now we roll straight into our next match!

MATCH FOUR
Salvation VS King Flip
"Lights Out" Match - Every 90 Seconds The Lights Turn Off & Referees Outside The Ring With Night Vision Googles Will Throw Random Objects Into The Ring - No DQ

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Chriqui: Introducing first, from Mystic River, CT. SALVATION!

Salvador Serenity smiles wide, waving to the crowd as he makes his way out. He gives "Spock Signs" to the crowd with one hand, raising his walking stick with the other, then starts to jog down the aisle, high-fiving fans. He makes a loop around the ring, exchanging fist bumps and high-fives before sliding under the ropes and into the ring. He bounces off the ropes a few times before heading to his corner, handing over his walking stick, then starts stretching.

KD: After losing his debut at the Rumble, Salvation has put together back to back victories.

P-Dug: That streak could very well end tonight. Or this win could impress across all brands. Only one way to find out.

K I N G F L I P zooms from right to left across the X-Tron and is followed swiftly by a small pyro. 'Machinegun' begins to play as the man in the hooded vest, head low, emerges from the curtain. He gets to the edge of the rampway when he lifts his hood to reveal that arrogant half smile.

Chriqui: Making his way to the ring, hailing from the land of money and fame, weighing in at 220 pounds... Kiiiing Flip!

The lyrics chime in as he walks slowly down the ramp with his eyes locked in on the ring. Behind him, a man in a gold mask jumps onto the balcony. The crowd starts to stir, King Flip to turn in the direction of the commotion, but a feminine voice call to him from the other side, “King Flip.” . He barely catches the glimpse of the chair as the man in a Golden Mask leaps, planting the chair into the back of King Flip’s head. The crowd immediately erupts in jeers and boos. The cameras now focused on King Flip.

KD: King Flip is being attacked!

The man in the gold mask puts the hand Stitches hit with the chair on Brawl between the two parts of the chair. The Mactron now displayed the next gruesome act for the entire arena to see. The masked man turns then springboards onto the ledge and off, coming down on the chair with a double foot stomp.

KD: King Flip’s hand! That sound! You can see the pain he must be in!

P-Dug: This masked individual used King Flip’s own playbook against him.

Salvation comes charging from the ring, his Fox head walking stick raised, this masked mystery man wastes no time disappearing back into the crowd. Salvation walks back to the ring, noticeably pissed, as the medical crew has rushed out to tend to King Flip’s hand. After a few minutes, and arguments from King Flip insisting he can compete, the medical crew along with a few security guards, lead King Flip under the ramp, to get his hand X Rays. The ring announcer Emmanuel Chriqui makes his way back to the ring.

Chriqui: We regretfully announce this Lights Out Match has been canceled. The medical staff will not clear King Flip to compete this evening.

KD: Let’s hope that was somehow not as bad as it looked.

P-Dug: Regardless of how severe the injury. The retribution from King Flip will be even more severe when he finds out who did this.

KD: A mystery for another day. As we all know, the show must go on. Coming up next, a tag team match between Damage Inc and Mechanical Animals. But first, I'm told the X-Tron has...

The X-Tron flickers into life, as we find El Pablo’s ‘hardcore’ throne standing, unoccupied, inside that dark and derelict castle hall, its frame barely illuminated in the darkness by the flickering flames of the ornate stone torches that line the wall on either side - and also, on this occasion, the light of a midsized flat-screen TV that stands in front of it.

The scene remains unmoved for a few moments before the sound of approaching footsteps slowly begins to echo through the darkness. With each step, the tap of boot upon cold stone floor increases in volume until, finally, the Technicolour Tecnico himself steps into shot. His upper body, pointedly, is dressed in a Queen Melody shirt - tucked into the X-Division Championship belt that still hangs around his waist - while in his hand, rather more curiously, he clutches what appears to be a leather-bound journal, adorned in the top corner of the front cover by a sticker of the WrestleFest XX logo.

Passing the camera, Pablo spins around and flops backwards onto the throne, a wry smirk upon his face as his focus falls upon the TV screen. After reaching down and grabbing a fistful of Skittles from behind the far side of the throne - and promptly, gleefully, tossing them into his masked mouth - he cracks open the journal to its first page and lays it carefully upon his lap. From behind his title belt he procures a pen which, with a suitable flourish, he raises into the air…and clicks.

The Rainbowlution is watching.

MATCH FOUR
Damage Inc VS Mechanical Animals
REDЯUM Bloodbath - You Can Only Pin/Submit Your Opponent After Busting Them Open - No DQ

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We return to ringside. 

KD: The timing of that, hmm. I wonder if it was El Pablo who attacked King Flip!

P-Dug: That is certainly a hypothesis to have. 

Chriqui: The following match is a REDЯUM Bloodbath match. Introducing first weighing in at 455 pounds Raijin Hunter & Wil Pierce ... THE MECHANICAL ANIMALS!!!

'For whom the bell tolls' by Metallica plays as Raijin Hunter & Wil Pierce of The Mechanical Animals step through the curtain. They walk to the ring slapping hands with the fans Both wipe their feet on the ring apron before entering the ring. Pierce kneels in the middle of the ring while Hunter stands behind him.

Chriqui: And the opponents, fighting out of the Fear Factory Dojo and weighing in at a combined 725 lbs...Malice...MAYHEM... DAMAGE INCORPORATED !!!

Pyro explodes across the stage.  The light pulses like lightning and Lacey Savage appears wearing a skull bandanna that covers her lower face. When the lightning pulses again a thick smoke rolls in, and from the smoke come two huge figures dressed in matching leather jackets that reach all the way to their matching boots. The two men are wearing full face masks that look like skulls. Each skull face is partially covered by a bandanna, outlaw style. The two men flank Lacey and they all come to stand in the center of the stage.

Removing their masks the group marches in lock step down the ramp to the ring.  Once between the ropes the group clusters together in a tight huddle to go over their final game plan, each member sizing up their opponents and getting ready for a war.  Malice holds the ropes open for Lacey before the bell rings where she takes her place at ringside where she prepares to aid her team however she can.

DING DING DING

A brawl breaks out with Malice and Hunter fighting in one corner and Mayhem and Pierce in the other. It doesn't take long for Malice & Mayhem to take control stomping and punching their opponents in the respective corners. Mayhem grabs Pierce and Irish whips him to the opposite corner where Malice meets him with a clothesline that sends him rolling out of the ring. Mayhem boots Hunter in the back of the head. Malice looks on as Mayhem grabs Hunter in a headlock and applies a series of punches. Pierce is back in the ring. He smacks Malice across the spine with a chair and then jabs Mayhem in the gut when he tries to intervene. Pierce brings the chair down across the back of Mayhem. The roll out of the ring to regroup but Pierce drops from the top turnbuckle bringing the chair down on Mayhem's back once more. Malice runs to help but Pierce cracks him in the face with the chair. Mayhem grabs Pierce and shoves him, back first, into the ring apron. Mayhem lifts Pierce and crashes him through the announce table with a falcon arrow. Mayhem then picks up the chair. Hunter is looking through the ropes at the carnage at ringside. Mayhem cracks him with the chair. He kicks Hunter as he lays in the table rubble before rolling into the ring.

KD: What a start to this match!

P-Dug: Raijin Hunter is lying on my foot.

Mayhem gets into the ring where a bloody Pierce runs at him. He attacks at Mayhem with right hands before throwing him to the corner. He whips Mayhem to the opposite corner and charges. He runs up Mayhem before cracking him with a heel kick. He lifts Mayhem for a side suplex but Mayhem rolls out of it. Pierce drops him to the mat with a DDT. Mayhem rolls into the corner where Pierce runs at him hitting a low dropkick to the jaw. Pierce pulls Mayhem out of the corner and makes a cover. The referee refuses to count as Mayhem isn't bleeding. A bleeding Malice slides into the ring and grabs Pierce hitting a Malediction. This time, the referee can and does count.

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THR… NO! KICK OUT!

Hunter dives into the ring breaking the count. He gets to his feet and hits Mayhem with a right hand. Malice is on his feet but Hunter catches him with right hands that drive him back. Pierce is on his feet hitting right hands. He and Hunter then hit dual superkicks to Mayhem followed by the same to Malice. He falls onto Pierce's shoulders. Perfect for them to hit Speed Of Pain. Hunter covers Malice.

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THR… NO! KICK OUT!

Mayhem pulls at Hunter's ankle breaking the count.

P-Dug: Nearly but not quite. The curse of the tag match strikes again

KD: Curses? It really is near to Halloween.

Lacey slides two light tubes into the ring. Mayhem grabs one and smashes it over Pierce's skull sending him rolling out of the ring, Mayhem turns as Hunter crashes the other one over him. Mayhem drops to the mat while Malice blasts Hunter with a clothesline. A now bleeding Mayhem gets to his feet as Malice lifts Hunter from the mat. He positions Huter and the hit a NailGun that fires Hunter to the mat. Malice makes a cover.

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TWO!!
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THREE!!!

DING DING DING

Chriqui: And your winners, via pinfall ... DAMAGE INC!!!!

Malice and Mayhem dump their fallen opponents into the corer and stalk around the ring basking in their own dominance.

KD: Not a lot to say. We wanted blood and weapons and we got that. They may be light tubes but the heavy mob that is Damage Inc are the victors here tonight and I applaud them. Partly as I fear they'll put me through this table.

P-Dug: The Mechanical Animals took the fight to the bigger men. From that chair shot right in front of us that bloodied Malice to the Speed Of Pain that got a very near fall, they had moments and opportunities that almost got them the win here.

Up on the XTron Tara Michaels appears. The crowd, of course, liked always once they see her and starts to boo her crazy.

The Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Tara Michaels gently place her hand over her ear with a big grin on her face as she closed her eyes in pleasure from the sound she heard from the crowd. She then places her hands together sitting them on top of the desk folded with a soft smile.

Tara Michaels: I love you all too but I am here on the X-Tron for a reason. After what happened at the Rumble Ruthann Hunter wishes she could be standing right here to tell you all and give you an update as to what her future is here in EWC at this moment she need to take care of something important. She felt she got the chance to be a part of one of the best Rumble of the year but at this moment Ruthann would love to respect her retirement plans. The only thing is...“

The Crowd: RUTHANNN ..... STILL GOT IT.... RUTHANN STILL GOT IT!

Tara Michaels just grins as she moves her head to the slightly left with a soft smile again with a soft nod.

Tara Michaels: I agree with every last one of you which I know is shocking but think about the few matches and events she got to take part in since she arrived back inside the ring. I know Jaden would love for her to keep going because he always felt she step down because of him. She took care of him while he was sick and also during her career instead of trying to be the star she was and be with it him at the top she felt she needed to stand behind Jaden and support him that way when he always want her to shine just like him. In Ruthann’s mind, she wasn’t but in Jaden's eyes and many others they felt Ruthann Hunter and Jaden Hunter together was a package deal because everyone knew if you miss one... you in trouble because the other one would make sure to push the person just as hard to do what they need to do the shut the person up. With all of that said... Ruthann Hunter would like to have her last official match in 2023 one of the biggest events in the world....where it all started for her... that will be StrangleMania XVIII.

The crowd goes crazy as they start chanting Ruthless Aggression's name in the whole arena Tara smirks a bit.

Tara Michaels: But now... who will be the person that will face her... that is where things will become interesting. Ruthless Aggression will call this small little tournament she is having called... Test of Aggression... More details will come down the line but just know this would be a great change for anyone in the company or maybe even for someone who is already here. People might believe having a match against her doesn’t mean anything because of the fact Jaden is gone but they will all come to realize Jaden was great but also the person he loved to death who stuck by him to the day he died. The person who put everything on the line for this company every time she step inside that ring and if people want to discredit her because of the fact she didn’t have many titles around her waist. People have been mistaken and she shows that during her run this year she is still the greatest of all time win or lose a match. Now does that mean she will be in the next event One Night Encounter... That will be up all to you... Fans since you do all the voting or maybe have one more at Wrestlemania?

Tara winks at the camera as she smirks a bit.

Tara Michels: All in due time... but... what about Jason... Hunter.......

The Xtron goes black as NEFFEX - Soldier came blasting over the speaker as the lights start flashing on and off in the arena like at a music concert and the smoke appears on the stage as Jason Hunter wearing a suit with a neck brace around his neck as he has a serious hard look on his face but holding his hand was his daughter wearing a very cute green and black dress that have the rampage wrestlers all over it with her leather jacket with her name written across it. Jason and Angel together start walking down the ramp.

Angel starts to play with the crowd as she waves to everyone and sings to the crowd the song. Jason starts to play with the fans also a bit. As they were down the ramp you see Jason get inside the ring taking in the crowd as Angel jumped onto the top turnbuckle waving out to everyone. Jason walked over to her place a kiss on her forehead she giggled as he stood in the middle of the ring taking the microphone out of his coat.

Jason Hunter: Just like a soldier I have kept going forward in my career and not looking back at the things of my past. I always want to make sure that I show to everyone around the world I have what it takes to be inside of the EWC ring. I will admit I always felt I wouldn’t be able to do just that because of the fact of path of my parents but I realized during this year that I could.

The crowd clapped as he nods a bit as Angel was grinning ear to ear.

Jason Hunter: There is no secret since my match with Moxie... I haven’t been around but the thing is Moxie isn’t the reason why... this is around my neck... You see a few years back I was in a very bad car accident where doctors told me I would never walk again. Of course, I didn’t let that stop me and within two months with the help of Jaden... My father got me walking within a month later I was right back inside of that ring training... and then a year later I arrived down at Future Stars of Wrestling....but... old injuries love to creep... up.....

Jason ran his hand over his face while Angel jump down off the turnbuckle and walk over to her father and took his hand into hers, lacing her fingers with his. Jason smile down at her a bit as he spoke.

Jason Hunter: I will not be able to finish out the rest of this season but that doesn’t mean I will not be back next year. You see if you think...

Jason then hand the microphone over to his daughter she took it while Jason ripe the neckbrace around his neck off. Angel took it and toss it over the ring ropes down to the floor as Jason smirks taking the microphone back.

Jason Hunter: If you think I am going to let this stop me. You don’t know me at all you see next year I am coming back for my HBO Broadcast Championship... and I will be coming for that X division Championship and whatever us because win, lose or draw...I am the best around here... everyone knows who I am... and that is Jason Hunter... Prince of Wrestling and your dman Boss!

Jason toss the microphone to the side as Angel’s clapped her hands for her father Jason looked down at his daughter with a grin. Angel wave out to the crowd while Jason held the ropes for her. Jason's theme song was playing in the arena standing up on the ramp was Buddy Love with a grin. The camera follows Jason, Buddy Love, and Angel toward the back. Standing there were two Detectives along with The General Manager Grizzly Duggan.

Grizzly Duggan: These men would like for you to go with them. I am sorry I was trying to get them to do this after the show but they insisted they need to take you now.

Jason looked over at them with a bit of a smirk but before he could say something one of them took his hand and placed a handcuff on his wrist as Buddy Love look on in shock. Angel starts to look worried and starts to cry for her father as they were about to take him away. Jason looks down at her with a soft voice to keep her calm.

Jason Hunter: Go with Uncle Buddy he going to make sure you get home to grandma. I am going to go with these men don’t worry about me. I will be home soon. Buddy go get on the phone right away with mom and also with Tara and have them call our lawyers right away.

Jason placed a kiss on the top of his daughter's head while they start to take him away Angel was fighting with Buddy Love's trying to go after her father. Jamie Love along with Sara happens to appear as the men stop. Jason looked over at him while Jamie pull out a chess piece and place it inside the front pocket of Jason's pocket with a bit of a smirk. The two Detectives drag him away while Jamie looked over at Angel. Angel was shaking with tears coming down her face. Jamie and Sara both look at each other with soft sighs as Buddy Love looked over at his brother.

Buddy Love: What did you do Jamie... .please tell me you didn’t have anything to do with this?

Jamie looked over at Buddy with a bit of a smirk and then back down over at his tag team champion title over his shoulder and then walked away from them as Angel held on to Buddy Love who was trying to comfort her a bit.

Moxie headbutts the zombie and breaks its nose, Moxie grabs the zombie’s hands and then snaps the fingers. The zombie doesn’t even acknowledge the pain so Moxie headbutts it again and rolls over on top of it. Moxie punches down three times to knock the zombie out and then he is back on his way. In her car, Darna is elbowing zombies in the face and kicking them off her. She rolls up to her feet and dropkicks zombies into each other. Darna picks up her bat and rushes into the next car, she slams the door behind her, grabs a fire extinguisher and sprays the door to fog the glass and keep those zombies to themselves. Darna turns to face the zombies in this car, and the zombies themselves are blushing because in the struggle, Darna apparently lost her skirt. Thank heavens for tiny basketball shorts, much to the disappointment of the viewers I am sure. Darna advances, rushing past the zombies who start to give chase as she explodes through the next door and doesn’t even bother to close it. Darna keeps rushing and makes it through another crowd of zombies and another car.

Moxie swings a chain he picked up from a zombie and catches another zombie around the throat, he yoinks the zombie into a lariat and then trucks over another zombie as he makes it into the final car. Moxie looks up at a nearly naked Darna Dare and blushes, while covering his eyes and throwing her a jacket that was sitting on a chair. Darna swats the jacket away with her bat and then looks behind her at the swath of zombies. Darna grabs one zombie by the head and throws it at Moxie with a tomoe nage! Darna dives under a seat while all the zombies rush at Moxie and back him into a corner. Darna climbs up the bench and pulls the emergency brake, sending Moxie and the zombies all to their butts. Darna rushes over to Moxie and kicks him before he can stand, she drags him up into a headlock and pulls him into the train hallway, and then a poison-rana into the bathroom door! The door explodes off its hinges and Moxie is flung into the tiny bathroom. Darna grabs Moxie’s head and shoves it into the toilet, Moxie’s now dried blood finally being washed from his face, but at what cost. Darna drags Moxie out and takes a bite out of his forehead! Moxie hoists Darna up onto his shoulders and then throws her down with a death valley driver on the toilet, shattering it.

Moxie drags Darna out of the bathroom by her hair, superkicks a zombie and then pulls Darna into a side-headlock and Moxie’s crash landing right into one of the seats! Which explodes upon impact! Two zombies grab Moxie and a third hits him in the back of the head with a chair. Darna swings up to her feet and jumps into a handspring back-elbow that knocks all the zombies down. The train begins to move again, and Darna kicks one of the windows out and starts to climb to the top. Moxie follows suit.

This November, Millions Of Americans Will Go To The Polls In What’s Being Called The Most Important Election Of Our Lifetime, The Very Structure of Our Nation Is On The Line And We Are Calling On Each And Every One Of You To Make Sure Your Voice Is Heard, That You Have A Say In What The Future Looks Like, Your Opinion Matters, Your Vote Matters…BUT IT’S NOT THE ONLY ELECTION in 2022…

Because as important as November is…something BIGGER and MORE IMPORTANT is coming in December and of course I’m talking about the 2022 EWC Honors!!! And for far too long ONE MAN has been overlooked and underappreciated and we can no longer allow this injustice to continue…EWC it’s time to MAKE THINGS RIGHT…

Love: Good Evening my fellow EWC’ers, for the past TWO YEARS NOW I’ve been fucked over for EWC Manager of the Year and that doesn’t sit well with me people…

Tommy shakes his head in disgust as he looks back into the camera

Love: In 2020 I managed Xavier Reid to not only the EWC International Championship but the goddamn EWC Undisputed Championship and what happened…I HAD TO SHARE THE GODDAMN AWARD WITH MY KIDS…The Love Family won Manager of the Year when frankly they didn’t do shit…ok sure, Bunny took The Southern Express to the Tag Team Championships and Buddy managed Killjoy to a couple X-Division Championship wins but it’s NOTHING compared to what I did with Xavier…

Tommy nods his head, agreeing with himself on this fact

Love: And last year, shit Xavier was a DOMINATE International Champion, broke records as champion and I added Samatha Hamilton to my ranks and helped her win the US and HBO Broadcast Championships but old Tommy was fucked over again because all you freaks out there want to stick it to my daughter, you jerk off to her and decided it would be FUNNY to name her the 2021 EWC Manager of the Year…and ok, sure The Southern Express had a great year…were Champions of the Year but you all only voted for her because you wanted to fuck her…which I find disturbing as a father…clean your shit up people!!!

Tommy waves a threatening finger at the camera

Love: NOW, this season the choice is obvious ONCE AGAIN PEOPLE but I’ll spell it out for the thick headed people who need to hear it, Xavier and Samantha started the year off as champions, Xavier won back the International Championship just days after getting screwed by a referee, because we all saw that his shoulder was up before the three count, BIGGEST SCREW JOB IN CANADA EVER!!! Samantha started off the season as US Champion before having to hand it over because she was with child, yes people, The Love Club is expanding by TWO very soon and I can’t wait to be Uncle Tommy to her twins…I brought Xavier and Jamie together to form The Bastards and we took down the GREATEST Tag Team the EWC’s ever seen TWICE and became to EWC Tag Team Champions…I myself became a Grand Slam Manager…who else around here can say that…

Tommy pauses for dramatic affect

Love: So I ask you…no, fuck that…I’M TELLING YOU…VOTE FOR ME THIS DECEMBER because I’m the clear cut choice…stop fucking around and make The Manager of the Year matter again…thank you!!!

Tommy bows his head as if you say thanks before looking up real quick

Love: And if this doesn’t go my way…so help me God I will SEED every Goddamn dressing room, locker room, office, you rental cars while you are in that ring…you hotel beds, your suitcase...you won’t be able to turn a corner without seeing my flogging the one eyed snake…you will see my dick more than you see your own…so help me God people this isn’t a threat but a promise…DO THE RIGHT THING!!!

Tommy smiles as the camera fades out

MATCH FOUR
Damage Inc VS Mechanical Animals
REDЯUM Bloodbath - You Can Only Pin/Submit Your Opponent After Busting Them Open - No DQ

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We return to ringside. 

KD: The timing of that, hmm. I wonder if it was El Pablo who attacked King Flip!

P-Dug: That is certainly a hypothesis to have. 

Chriqui: The following match is a REDЯUM Bloodbath match. Introducing first weighing in at 455 pounds Raijin Hunter & Wil Pierce ... THE MECHANICAL ANIMALS!!!

'For whom the bell tolls' by Metallica plays as Raijin Hunter & Wil Pierce of The Mechanical Animals step through the curtain. They walk to the ring slapping hands with the fans Both wipe their feet on the ring apron before entering the ring. Pierce kneels in the middle of the ring while Hunter stands behind him.

Chriqui: And the opponents, fighting out of the Fear Factory Dojo and weighing in at a combined 725 lbs...Malice...MAYHEM... DAMAGE INCORPORATED !!!

Pyro explodes across the stage.  The light pulses like lightning and Lacey Savage appears wearing a skull bandanna that covers her lower face. When the lightning pulses again a thick smoke rolls in, and from the smoke come two huge figures dressed in matching leather jackets that reach all the way to their matching boots. The two men are wearing full face masks that look like skulls. Each skull face is partially covered by a bandanna, outlaw style. The two men flank Lacey and they all come to stand in the center of the stage.

Removing their masks the group marches in lock step down the ramp to the ring.  Once between the ropes the group clusters together in a tight huddle to go over their final game plan, each member sizing up their opponents and getting ready for a war.  Malice holds the ropes open for Lacey before the bell rings where she takes her place at ringside where she prepares to aid her team however she can.

DING DING DING

A brawl breaks out with Malice and Hunter fighting in one corner and Mayhem and Pierce in the other. It doesn't take long for Malice & Mayhem to take control stomping and punching their opponents in the respective corners. Mayhem grabs Pierce and Irish whips him to the opposite corner where Malice meets him with a clothesline that sends him rolling out of the ring. Mayhem boots Hunter in the back of the head. Malice looks on as Mayhem grabs Hunter in a headlock and applies a series of punches. Pierce is back in the ring. He smacks Malice across the spine with a chair and then jabs Mayhem in the gut when he tries to intervene. Pierce brings the chair down across the back of Mayhem. The roll out of the ring to regroup but Pierce drops from the top turnbuckle bringing the chair down on Mayhem's back once more. Malice runs to help but Pierce cracks him in the face with the chair. Mayhem grabs Pierce and shoves him, back first, into the ring apron. Mayhem lifts Pierce and crashes him through the announce table with a falcon arrow. Mayhem then picks up the chair. Hunter is looking through the ropes at the carnage at ringside. Mayhem cracks him with the chair. He kicks Hunter as he lays in the table rubble before rolling into the ring.

KD: What a start to this match!

P-Dug: Raijin Hunter is lying on my foot.

Mayhem gets into the ring where a bloody Pierce runs at him. He attacks at Mayhem with right hands before throwing him to the corner. He whips Mayhem to the opposite corner and charges. He runs up Mayhem before cracking him with a heel kick. He lifts Mayhem for a side suplex but Mayhem rolls out of it. Pierce drops him to the mat with a DDT. Mayhem rolls into the corner where Pierce runs at him hitting a low dropkick to the jaw. Pierce pulls Mayhem out of the corner and makes a cover. The referee refuses to count as Mayhem isn't bleeding. A bleeding Malice slides into the ring and grabs Pierce hitting a Malediction. This time, the referee can and does count.

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Hunter dives into the ring breaking the count. He gets to his feet and hits Mayhem with a right hand. Malice is on his feet but Hunter catches him with right hands that drive him back. Pierce is on his feet hitting right hands. He and Hunter then hit dual superkicks to Mayhem followed by the same to Malice. He falls onto Pierce's shoulders. Perfect for them to hit Speed Of Pain. Hunter covers Malice.

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Mayhem pulls at Hunter's ankle breaking the count.

P-Dug: Nearly but not quite. The curse of the tag match strikes again

KD: Curses? It really is near to Halloween.

Lacey slides two light tubes into the ring. Mayhem grabs one and smashes it over Pierce's skull sending him rolling out of the ring, Mayhem turns as Hunter crashes the other one over him. Mayhem drops to the mat while Malice blasts Hunter with a clothesline. A now bleeding Mayhem gets to his feet as Malice lifts Hunter from the mat. He positions Huter and the hit a NailGun that fires Hunter to the mat. Malice makes a cover.

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DING DING DING

Chriqui: And your winners, via pinfall ... DAMAGE INC!!!!

Malice and Mayhem dump their fallen opponents into the corer and stalk around the ring basking in their own dominance.

KD: Not a lot to say. We wanted blood and weapons and we got that. They may be light tubes but the heavy mob that is Damage Inc are the victors here tonight and I applaud them. Partly as I fear they'll put me through this table.

P-Dug: The Mechanical Animals took the fight to the bigger men. From that chair shot right in front of us that bloodied Malice to the Speed Of Pain that got a very near fall, they had moments and opportunities that almost got them the win here.

Up on the XTron Tara Michaels appears. The crowd, of course, liked always once they see her and starts to boo her crazy.

The Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Tara Michaels gently place her hand over her ear with a big grin on her face as she closed her eyes in pleasure from the sound she heard from the crowd. She then places her hands together sitting them on top of the desk folded with a soft smile.

Tara Michaels: I love you all too but I am here on the X-Tron for a reason. After what happened at the Rumble Ruthann Hunter wishes she could be standing right here to tell you all and give you an update as to what her future is here in EWC at this moment she need to take care of something important. She felt she got the chance to be a part of one of the best Rumble of the year but at this moment Ruthann would love to respect her retirement plans. The only thing is...“

The Crowd: RUTHANNN ..... STILL GOT IT.... RUTHANN STILL GOT IT!

Tara Michaels just grins as she moves her head to the slightly left with a soft smile again with a soft nod.

Tara Michaels: I agree with every last one of you which I know is shocking but think about the few matches and events she got to take part in since she arrived back inside the ring. I know Jaden would love for her to keep going because he always felt she step down because of him. She took care of him while he was sick and also during her career instead of trying to be the star she was and be with it him at the top she felt she needed to stand behind Jaden and support him that way when he always want her to shine just like him. In Ruthann’s mind, she wasn’t but in Jaden's eyes and many others they felt Ruthann Hunter and Jaden Hunter together was a package deal because everyone knew if you miss one... you in trouble because the other one would make sure to push the person just as hard to do what they need to do the shut the person up. With all of that said... Ruthann Hunter would like to have her last official match in 2023 one of the biggest events in the world....where it all started for her... that will be StrangleMania XVIII.

The crowd goes crazy as they start chanting Ruthless Aggression's name in the whole arena Tara smirks a bit.

Tara Michaels: But now... who will be the person that will face her... that is where things will become interesting. Ruthless Aggression will call this small little tournament she is having called... Test of Aggression... More details will come down the line but just know this would be a great change for anyone in the company or maybe even for someone who is already here. People might believe having a match against her doesn’t mean anything because of the fact Jaden is gone but they will all come to realize Jaden was great but also the person he loved to death who stuck by him to the day he died. The person who put everything on the line for this company every time she step inside that ring and if people want to discredit her because of the fact she didn’t have many titles around her waist. People have been mistaken and she shows that during her run this year she is still the greatest of all time win or lose a match. Now does that mean she will be in the next event One Night Encounter... That will be up all to you... Fans since you do all the voting or maybe have one more at Wrestlemania?

Tara winks at the camera as she smirks a bit.

Tara Michels: All in due time... but... what about Jason... Hunter.......

The Xtron goes black as NEFFEX - Soldier came blasting over the speaker as the lights start flashing on and off in the arena like at a music concert and the smoke appears on the stage as Jason Hunter wearing a suit with a neck brace around his neck as he has a serious hard look on his face but holding his hand was his daughter wearing a very cute green and black dress that have the rampage wrestlers all over it with her leather jacket with her name written across it. Jason and Angel together start walking down the ramp.

Angel starts to play with the crowd as she waves to everyone and sings to the crowd the song. Jason starts to play with the fans also a bit. As they were down the ramp you see Jason get inside the ring taking in the crowd as Angel jumped onto the top turnbuckle waving out to everyone. Jason walked over to her place a kiss on her forehead she giggled as he stood in the middle of the ring taking the microphone out of his coat.

Jason Hunter: Just like a soldier I have kept going forward in my career and not looking back at the things of my past. I always want to make sure that I show to everyone around the world I have what it takes to be inside of the EWC ring. I will admit I always felt I wouldn’t be able to do just that because of the fact of path of my parents but I realized during this year that I could.

The crowd clapped as he nods a bit as Angel was grinning ear to ear.

Jason Hunter: There is no secret since my match with Moxie... I haven’t been around but the thing is Moxie isn’t the reason why... this is around my neck... You see a few years back I was in a very bad car accident where doctors told me I would never walk again. Of course, I didn’t let that stop me and within two months with the help of Jaden... My father got me walking within a month later I was right back inside of that ring training... and then a year later I arrived down at Future Stars of Wrestling....but... old injuries love to creep... up.....

Jason ran his hand over his face while Angel jump down off the turnbuckle and walk over to her father and took his hand into hers, lacing her fingers with his. Jason smile down at her a bit as he spoke.

Jason Hunter: I will not be able to finish out the rest of this season but that doesn’t mean I will not be back next year. You see if you think...

Jason then hand the microphone over to his daughter she took it while Jason ripe the neckbrace around his neck off. Angel took it and toss it over the ring ropes down to the floor as Jason smirks taking the microphone back.

Jason Hunter: If you think I am going to let this stop me. You don’t know me at all you see next year I am coming back for my HBO Broadcast Championship... and I will be coming for that X division Championship and whatever us because win, lose or draw...I am the best around here... everyone knows who I am... and that is Jason Hunter... Prince of Wrestling and your dman Boss!

Jason toss the microphone to the side as Angel’s clapped her hands for her father Jason looked down at his daughter with a grin. Angel wave out to the crowd while Jason held the ropes for her. Jason's theme song was playing in the arena standing up on the ramp was Buddy Love with a grin. The camera follows Jason, Buddy Love, and Angel toward the back. Standing there were two Detectives along with The General Manager Grizzly Duggan.

Grizzly Duggan: These men would like for you to go with them. I am sorry I was trying to get them to do this after the show but they insisted they need to take you now.

Jason looked over at them with a bit of a smirk but before he could say something one of them took his hand and placed a handcuff on his wrist as Buddy Love look on in shock. Angel starts to look worried and starts to cry for her father as they were about to take him away. Jason looks down at her with a soft voice to keep her calm.

Jason Hunter: Go with Uncle Buddy he going to make sure you get home to grandma. I am going to go with these men don’t worry about me. I will be home soon. Buddy go get on the phone right away with mom and also with Tara and have them call our lawyers right away.

Jason placed a kiss on the top of his daughter's head while they start to take him away Angel was fighting with Buddy Love's trying to go after her father. Jamie Love along with Sara happens to appear as the men stop. Jason looked over at him while Jamie pull out a chess piece and place it inside the front pocket of Jason's pocket with a bit of a smirk. The two Detectives drag him away while Jamie looked over at Angel. Angel was shaking with tears coming down her face. Jamie and Sara both look at each other with soft sighs as Buddy Love looked over at his brother.

Buddy Love: What did you do Jamie... .please tell me you didn’t have anything to do with this?

Jamie looked over at Buddy with a bit of a smirk and then back down over at his tag team champion title over his shoulder and then walked away from them as Angel held on to Buddy Love who was trying to comfort her a bit.

Moxie headbutts the zombie and breaks its nose, Moxie grabs the zombie’s hands and then snaps the fingers. The zombie doesn’t even acknowledge the pain so Moxie headbutts it again and rolls over on top of it. Moxie punches down three times to knock the zombie out and then he is back on his way. In her car, Darna is elbowing zombies in the face and kicking them off her. She rolls up to her feet and dropkicks zombies into each other. Darna picks up her bat and rushes into the next car, she slams the door behind her, grabs a fire extinguisher and sprays the door to fog the glass and keep those zombies to themselves. Darna turns to face the zombies in this car, and the zombies themselves are blushing because in the struggle, Darna apparently lost her skirt. Thank heavens for tiny basketball shorts, much to the disappointment of the viewers I am sure. Darna advances, rushing past the zombies who start to give chase as she explodes through the next door and doesn’t even bother to close it. Darna keeps rushing and makes it through another crowd of zombies and another car.

Moxie swings a chain he picked up from a zombie and catches another zombie around the throat, he yoinks the zombie into a lariat and then trucks over another zombie as he makes it into the final car. Moxie looks up at a nearly naked Darna Dare and blushes, while covering his eyes and throwing her a jacket that was sitting on a chair. Darna swats the jacket away with her bat and then looks behind her at the swath of zombies. Darna grabs one zombie by the head and throws it at Moxie with a tomoe nage! Darna dives under a seat while all the zombies rush at Moxie and back him into a corner. Darna climbs up the bench and pulls the emergency brake, sending Moxie and the zombies all to their butts. Darna rushes over to Moxie and kicks him before he can stand, she drags him up into a headlock and pulls him into the train hallway, and then a poison-rana into the bathroom door! The door explodes off its hinges and Moxie is flung into the tiny bathroom. Darna grabs Moxie’s head and shoves it into the toilet, Moxie’s now dried blood finally being washed from his face, but at what cost. Darna drags Moxie out and takes a bite out of his forehead! Moxie hoists Darna up onto his shoulders and then throws her down with a death valley driver on the toilet, shattering it.

Moxie drags Darna out of the bathroom by her hair, superkicks a zombie and then pulls Darna into a side-headlock and Moxie’s crash landing right into one of the seats! Which explodes upon impact! Two zombies grab Moxie and a third hits him in the back of the head with a chair. Darna swings up to her feet and jumps into a handspring back-elbow that knocks all the zombies down. The train begins to move again, and Darna kicks one of the windows out and starts to climb to the top. Moxie follows suit.

This November, Millions Of Americans Will Go To The Polls In What’s Being Called The Most Important Election Of Our Lifetime, The Very Structure of Our Nation Is On The Line And We Are Calling On Each And Every One Of You To Make Sure Your Voice Is Heard, That You Have A Say In What The Future Looks Like, Your Opinion Matters, Your Vote Matters…BUT IT’S NOT THE ONLY ELECTION in 2022…

Because as important as November is…something BIGGER and MORE IMPORTANT is coming in December and of course I’m talking about the 2022 EWC Honors!!! And for far too long ONE MAN has been overlooked and underappreciated and we can no longer allow this injustice to continue…EWC it’s time to MAKE THINGS RIGHT…

Love: Good Evening my fellow EWC’ers, for the past TWO YEARS NOW I’ve been fucked over for EWC Manager of the Year and that doesn’t sit well with me people…

Tommy shakes his head in disgust as he looks back into the camera

Love: In 2020 I managed Xavier Reid to not only the EWC International Championship but the goddamn EWC Undisputed Championship and what happened…I HAD TO SHARE THE GODDAMN AWARD WITH MY KIDS…The Love Family won Manager of the Year when frankly they didn’t do shit…ok sure, Bunny took The Southern Express to the Tag Team Championships and Buddy managed Killjoy to a couple X-Division Championship wins but it’s NOTHING compared to what I did with Xavier…

Tommy nods his head, agreeing with himself on this fact

Love: And last year, shit Xavier was a DOMINATE International Champion, broke records as champion and I added Samatha Hamilton to my ranks and helped her win the US and HBO Broadcast Championships but old Tommy was fucked over again because all you freaks out there want to stick it to my daughter, you jerk off to her and decided it would be FUNNY to name her the 2021 EWC Manager of the Year…and ok, sure The Southern Express had a great year…were Champions of the Year but you all only voted for her because you wanted to fuck her…which I find disturbing as a father…clean your shit up people!!!

Tommy waves a threatening finger at the camera

Love: NOW, this season the choice is obvious ONCE AGAIN PEOPLE but I’ll spell it out for the thick headed people who need to hear it, Xavier and Samantha started the year off as champions, Xavier won back the International Championship just days after getting screwed by a referee, because we all saw that his shoulder was up before the three count, BIGGEST SCREW JOB IN CANADA EVER!!! Samantha started off the season as US Champion before having to hand it over because she was with child, yes people, The Love Club is expanding by TWO very soon and I can’t wait to be Uncle Tommy to her twins…I brought Xavier and Jamie together to form The Bastards and we took down the GREATEST Tag Team the EWC’s ever seen TWICE and became to EWC Tag Team Champions…I myself became a Grand Slam Manager…who else around here can say that…

Tommy pauses for dramatic affect

Love: So I ask you…no, fuck that…I’M TELLING YOU…VOTE FOR ME THIS DECEMBER because I’m the clear cut choice…stop fucking around and make The Manager of the Year matter again…thank you!!!

Tommy bows his head as if you say thanks before looking up real quick

Love: And if this doesn’t go my way…so help me God I will SEED every Goddamn dressing room, locker room, office, you rental cars while you are in that ring…you hotel beds, your suitcase...you won’t be able to turn a corner without seeing my flogging the one eyed snake…you will see my dick more than you see your own…so help me God people this isn’t a threat but a promise…DO THE RIGHT THING!!!

Tommy smiles as the camera fades out

MATCH FIVE
Autumn Raven VS "The Love Child" Jamie Love
Carve Your Opponent Like A Pumpkin First Blood Match - 2nd In Best Of Three Series - No DQ

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We return to ringside where a cursory effort has been made to clean up the blood from the last match; plenty of crimson still visible as the lights whirl over the canvas. Off to one side of a ring, a table has been set up, laden with a manner of pumpkin-carving utensils.

KD: It's been a spooky, bloody, and most importantly TOTALLY UNCENSORED evening thus far! Next up, two opponents whose dance cards are all tied up with one another; Autumn Raven and "The Love Child" Jamie Love, both of whom are fighting their own personal demons. That's all on hold tonight, as they fight to draw first blood and take home the second win of their series!

P-Dug: Oh yeah! Watching one loser cut up another loser with a carving knife! This is the second in a best of three series between Love and Raven, and I for one can't wait to see one of them actually wear a smile in the third contest.

Chriqui: The following bout is a 'carve your opponent like a pumpkin' first blood match! Introducing first, from the City of Angels, weighing one hundred and twenty five pounds pounds, she is the Beautiful Psychopath ... AUTUMN RAVEN!!!

The tron plays a scene of the Hollywood Walk of Fame going by slowly, the shadow of a raven seen over each and every star that’s there. As you hear the lyrics ‘Your stars burned out for good, somewhere in Hollywood’, the shadow flies into the one star without a name, writing out Autumn’s name on it, the star turning to a dingy, grungy picture with graffiti written all over it.

As the first part of the song starts up, Autumn appears from backstage, slowly walking out, coming to a stop at the top of the ramp as she surveys the crowd with a cold smirk on her face. She stands there for a minute before making her way down the ramp slowly, walking once around the ring before sliding under the bottom rope and hopping to her feet, making her way to the corner to climb to the top ringpost. She flings her arms out to the side, laughing at the crowd.

Chriqui: And her opponent, from Takayama, Japan, weighing in at one hundred and twenty pounds... JAMIE LOVE!!!

Notorious By Adalitas Way hits the PA system and Jamie walks out from behind the curtain with a smirk on his face and his half of the tag teams championships around his waist. Next to him is his girlfriend Sara who is carrying the bloody kendo stick she used to assault Ruthann Hunter and a glare in her eyes as she looks out at the crowd. Behind him on either side are Tommy and Maria Love, Maria giving him last minute advice and his father insulting the fans in the front row as Jamie rolls under the bottom rope and into the ring where he immediately gets to his feet and climbs to the middle turnbuckle where he unbuckles his title and holds it up in the air as he gives everyone at ringside the finger.

KD: It's been a rough ride for this psychopathic Raven, who refuses to quoth, 'Nevermore!' She's in high spirits tonight as she looks to even up this best of three with a huge triumph over the Love Child.

P-Dug: By carving his face up like a jack o'lantern! What Autumn Raven doesn't seem to grasp is that Jamie Love is NOTORIOUS for a reason; he's been slowly losing his mind, and nothing's gonna hold him back from hurting this woman. Bad.

DING DING DING

Determined not to trail the lead in this one, the Beautiful Psychopath sears forward into her running Huracanrana, Bad Luck! Planting Jamie Love's shoulders to the mat, she floats over to rain down a storm of forearms; the crowd rallying behind her as they recognize this turnabout from the last show. Jamie grits his teeth as he's slammed against the mat again and again, weathering the storm until he can find an opening to spin out into an armbar-- but Raven blocks it, picking him up off the ground and then falling into a fist drop that leaves an ugly bruise swelling on the diminutive Bastard's cheek!

Autumn rolls backwards, lancing her legs up and over to almost twirl to vertical base, licking her lips as she casts her gaze out over the crowd. They encourage her, chanting her name, and with visibly aplomb she flips into a leg drop, then rolls into the corner, springs up onto the turnbuckle, and ends this early burst of offense with a HAUNTING DIVE! Jamie's in trouble, and there's a brief, instinctive hesitation from Raven before she dives outside and snatches up a serrated pumpkin scoop and a fine-toothed saw, running her tongue along the edge of the latter.

Love's up before she can make her way back in, ready to meet her with a running plancha, his small frame surging over the top rope and crashing into his opponent, who attempts to catch him - but he comes in with too much force, and tools go flying every which way as both of them collapse onto the table with a painful crunch and a shower of splintering wood!

"HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!"

KD: Holy shit, and Happy Halloween! We could be looking at first blood right here, but who's going to take the initiative?

P-Dug: More like SHARP shit! There's knives, saws, and needles everywhere!

Autumn Raven seems to be rising first, pulling herself up on the barricade with a wary look at Jamie Love, who shoves himself onto all fours, glaring right back. He's fallen on the other side of the wrecked table, and it takes a stumble and hop for the Beautiful Psychopath to clear the mess, attempting to skid straight into a headlock with one arm, the other scrabbling out to seize the nearest cutting tool. WHAM! She screams and recoils her hand, as Tommy Love steps in and brings the Love Stick down on her fingers, barking an instruction to Jamie who turns that glare on his old man.

He acts, though, popping up out of the loose hold, driving his shin into Raven's face and then spinning into a basement dropkick right to the kneecap. He sprawls out to catch himself, scrabbling up a carving knife as he gets to his feet, telling Tommy to stay out of his way. Diving onto Autumn, he brings the knife down overhead, striving to sink it right into her forehead. A desperation block saves her, and she kicks out with both feet, unbalancing Love and allowing herself space to stand and--

NAIL HIM WITH THE CLAW OF THE NIGHT! Love looks stunned, wobbling in place before he collapses, the knife bouncing away. Autumn makes a dive for it, but is cut off by Maria, who's smirking smugly as she stomps a wedged shoe onto the blade's handle. Raven hisses, and brutally spears the older woman out of her shoes, turning around right into another swipe of the Love Stick that catches her between the eyes! She falls against the barricade, shaking off the strike before diving toward the Memphis Mouthpiece, about to lunge into another Claw of the Night that's thwarted with a shrill squeak as Tommy scampers away.

The interference serves its purpose, allowing Jamie Love time to recover, and ambush Autumn Raven from behind - with his bloody kendo stick swung in both hands, bringing the other woman to her knees with several manic swings. He holds the stick up to the crowd, who boo him emphatically, and then drops it in cavalier fashion, and locks in the Love Attachment!

P-Dug: The strategy here from Jamie is clear; out-chaos the woman who claims to love chaos, and then grind her down with his superior technique. But he has to remember, this is about blood - about who can make the best pumpkin!

KD: Yeah, but this is smart. He knows she can't hang with his submissions; she's a brawler! Every time she gets the upper hand, she's gotta out-brawl multiple targets. And you can't brawl with broken limbs, or no air in your lungs.

There's been no escape for Raven, once Jamie gasses out his arms and is forced to relinquish, she lies there gasping, her body twitching as she fights to restore oxygen and energy. Tommy and Maria gather around, openly laughing and mocking her as she shoots a dark stare between them, and away, looking for Jamie Love, who backs off to swagger around the ring, trading barbs with the fans - easily baited into lunging at an Autumn Raven fan in the front row. A distraction he normally couldn't afford, but the deck is stacked against the Beautiful Psychopath. The crowd rallies behind her, though, and she begins to stand...

Seeing her get up, Jamie flips off the ducking fan, and breaks into a sprint, leaping off the corner of the ring to catch the rising Raven with a flying neckbreaker that brings her CRUNCHING back down to the floor! He floats over, perhaps looking to tie her up for another painful submission, but she comes alive, screeching and raking her nails across his eyes, grabbing his throat in both hands and HURLING him down beside her, twisting around to swiftly work in a Koji clutch! It looks good, but two pairs of hands close on the Raven and drag her to her feet, pinning her in place as she thrashes and screams.

Jamie looks shaken as he climbs to his feet, wide eyes regarding the restrained woman before he has the presence of mind to go for the scattered tools on the ground. He's on his way back, when Raven manages to wriggle free, driving an elbow into Tommy's throat and a hard stomp into Maria's foot, before she uses the stumbling Tommy to clamber back into the ring, diving into a roll over the top rope. Jamie pursues her, walking right into a kick to the midsection, then a DOPPELGANGER off the ropes! The springboard bulldog plants him with authority, and with a sadistic grin Autumn scrambles for his fallen carving tools...

She gets her hands on a sharp chisel, diving onto the prone Jamie, who barely manages to get his hands up to block the weapon an inch from his face, grimacing as he slowly twists the larger woman's forearms away. He yells in fear, but manages to use the panic to get a surge of strength, flipping Autumn over his hip, and rolling past her with the chisel now in his own grip - straightening into a dash to the ropes, as she kips up and twists to face him. He ducks another Claw of the Night, and is starting to dive toward his opponent with the chisel in hand--

--when she suddenly hits the deck, and is yanked out of the ring by Tommy and Maria! Jamie lets out a roar of frustration, surging to the ropes where he begins to berate the interfering pair, who hold up their hands and begin to argue back, utterly distracting each other from Autumn, who manages to slither under the ring in the confusion.

"WHERE IS SHE?" Barks Jamie, once he realizes she's pulled a vanishing act, yanking at his hair and swearing as Tommy and Maria flutter around uselessly looking for the woman who simply isn't there.

There's a spark of electricity, and the lights go out.

P-Dug: Folks, we do still have audio and the cameras are on, but it seems there's a loose connection somewhere, as we've lost the arena lights. Please bear with us and don't change the channel as we attempt to five the problem. We--

KD: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Do you hear that? What the hell is happening?

The lights snap back on, and a furious, red-faced Jamie stands there beside the ropes, looking down at the stunned forms of Maria and Tommy Love, who are out on their backs. More importantly, there's a tremendous pop from the crowd as they see Autumn Raven a couple of paces behind the Love Child, a nightmarish grin on her face, arms spread... bearing a chisel and serrated scoop. Jamie turns slowly, his eyes widening, and Autumn allows him to take her in before she spins into a backhanded slash from the scoop, barely missing the tag team champion - who flows beneath her, attempting to snatch the chisel from her other hand-- only to eat a whipping low kick, then a powerful teep from the opposite leg!

Jamie stumbles, and tries to block as the Beautiful Psychopath lunges after him, driving the chisel against his arms, blood already spurting and the bell already ringing at the sight, as she darts around behind him, divesting herself off the chisel, looping an arm around his throat and beginning to CARVE HIS FACE WITH THE SCOOP! The fans are going wild!

DING DING DING

Chriqui: And your winner, via first blood ... AUTUMN RAVEN!!!!

Jamie Love is screaming as he pulls away, pressing a hand to the deep gouge running through his cheek, a grisly lopsided grin now marring one side of his face, blood thickly pouring from the wound as he stammers and backs off hurriedly through the ropes, falling to ringside with a pained grunt as Autumn makes a show of licking off the serrated edges of the scoop, her eyes alight as she postures for the crowd. Dropping the scoop, she begins sucking off her fingers, stepping toward Jamie as he retreats up the ramp, staring in fear at her and then in pure anger at Tommy and Maria as they start to join him. He throws out both hands, pointing between all three as he yells, "STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!"

Raven laughs gleefully, openly mocking Maria and Tommy now as they look at each other in confusion. And then a ripple runs through the celebrating crowd, as a dapper figure steps out onto the stage, right behind Jamie Love. A calm, conciliatory hand is laid on Love's shoulder, as he turns and comes face-to-face with DIMITRI GRAVES. Smiling, Graves leans in to mop at the bloody wound on Jamie's face with a monogrammed handkerchief, looping his other arm around the smaller man's shoulders. They share a few muttered words and seem to reach a swift accord, leaving together...

KD: And with this... unexpected turn of events, it's Autumn Raven who stands tall and ties this best of three series up at one win apiece, carving Jamie Love's up like... like a pumpkin! He might never look the same again!

P-Dug: Hey, man, Dimitri Graves is a bonafide millionaire, if anybody can fix up Jamie it's him. Perhaps he can even get some work done on those hands of his. This could be the best thing that ever happened to the Love Child! He was walking away with the win until Tommy and Maria stuck their noses in; and now they've driven him into far better company. Raven may get the W tonight, but it looks like Jamie's made the best decision of his little life.

KD: And now, I am told we have something going on backstage.

We cut backstage at Gorilla Position where Molly Hatchet is seen in full ring gear standing right beside Rampage Interviewer, Kevin Kelly. We can hear music pumping through the walls and the fans cheering as they see the same footage on the big screens at ringside.

KK: We're just moments away from the triple threat match involving Ace King, Molly Hatchet, and Kenneth Williams and I have with me the Ginger Ninja herself. Molly! How are you feeling before this big match coming back after a period of absence from Rampage television?

Molly nods.

Molly: Well lad, it's grand to be here. At first I thought I was getting snubbed by the brand if I'm bein' honest. Granted, I'd not done as well as I thought, something Mr. King pointed out in his shoot against me earlier. We're all tha' very best of tha' very best, tis why we're in EWC yeah? This is tha' home of tha' Elite of wrestlin' and someone's gotta' win, someone's gotta' lose, so fair enough.

KK: Ace did have some really harsh criticisms to throw at you. What is your response?

The Ginger Ninja slowly nods her head again, placing her hands on her hips and looking down for a moment to weigh her words before finally looking back to respond.

Molly: Oi are you an insecure fuckwit or what, Mr. King? I mean compared to you, I've only been a speck in tha' sport. Ye've been 'round tha' world more times, had more titles, achieved more with yer life, but instead of bein' respectful, ya' slide into insults and shite tha' moment ye' feel even mildly threatened by a competitor. Ye've got all this credibility as a competitor and should be much more secure in yerself and who ye' are lad. Instead ye've exposed yerself as a pathetic wretch who cannae' be professional enough ta' at least spit-shine yer opponent.

Molly smirks.

Molly: There's alot of weak motherfuckers like you in wrestlin' today. I'm tired of payin' respects to weak, pathetic fuckwits who piss on their own legacy in one fuckin' promo. Aye, I get mad and I yell and hollar, but even then I pay fuckin' respect until respect isn't returned in kind. Yeah, I called you a legend and even though ya' fell off tha' mountain, I still talked of you as a threat rather than drag you through piles of shit like you drug me. 777 my arse, tha' Gambler is bloody well afraid and now that I know what kind of a man you truly are... after tonight, I want a one on one with the great bloody Ace King and no fuckin' body else or excuses.

The smirk fades as she moves up to the camera, getting right in the lens, forcing the autofocus to focus on the dark eye-shadowed hazel eyes surrounded by freckles staring deep into the soul of any and all watching at home.

Molly: Because I know in my heart of hearts, Ace, that I can beat you. Ye've exposed yer weakness, yer poker-face broke. No matter what fuckin' happens tonight... I want to fight this *air quotes* "legend" one on one, no bloody triple threat. He wants ta' treat me like trash, then I'll show him how it feels to BE fuckin' trashed.

Molly's jaw is tight now, yet the smile on her face was as defiant as the gleam in her eye as she steps back from the camera to her initial spot.

KK: You sound very angry, Ms. Hatchet.

Molly: Of course I am, but not fer tha' reasons one would think. Ya' see trash talk is part of tha' business. Sometimes we put on acts, like I did with Aiya. Tha' fire I threw at her was largely just because I could. I actually am more in control of meself than that and look who won? Aiya did. I even congratulated her backstage after tha' match proper. She did good and stepped o'er me proper didn't she? I'm not mad about losin' and I certainly am not as weak as he is. If I win tonight, I doubt he'll even say so much as I'm sorry fer bein' a disrespectful fuckhead.

She crosses her arms over her chest and strokes her chin along the underside with her finger.

Molly: No matter what happens tonight, Gamblin' Boy, yer not gonna' make me tap out. I can promise you that, but when next we face, I'm gonna' have ye' screamin' fer mercy till ye' tap or somethin' snaps. I'm not Melinda Rhodes... I don't go googlie eyed when staring across tha' ring at a legend and I sure as fuck donnae' care about yer precious status.... oh and don't you EVER fuckin' say my name and Rhodes in tha' same sentence again because I wonnae' be held acountable fer what I do to ye' fer mentionin' me and that piece of gross overrated shite in tha' same sentence. Fuck that and FUCK YYYYOOOOUUU, C * * T!!!!"

Molly then raises two middle fingers at the camera and side steps out of view.

MATCH SIX
Ace King VS "Ginger Ninja" Molly Hatchet VS Kenneth Williams
"When They Cry" Submissions Only Match - No DQ

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We return to ringside where the ring looks like a horror show. Toyo Yasahiro is frowning down at it as he slips on a pair of latex gloves - diligent and professional as always.

KD: From bloody pumpkins to tears of outrage and pain; it's time for the "When They Cry" Submissions-only match! A King, a Ninja, and a Human Highlight Reel put it all on the line as they try to make each other weep for the big, fat L!

P-Dug: Big, fat idiots is what they all are if they listen to the rules. Submissions ONLY? There's no disqualification, who cares! Do whatever you want, ya idiots!

Chriqui: The following bout is a submissions-only match, with no disqualification!

"Ace of Spades" rips through Stadium 974, and the crowd cheers as pyro goes off in time with the opening drum beats. Ace King then calmly steps out onto the stage, his eyes narrowed and focused on the ring.

Chriqui: Making his way to the ring, FROM Las Vegas, Nevada, weighing in at two hundred and thirty five pounds... THE GAMBLER... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGGGGGG!!!

Ace rolls his head around the back of his neck for a few seconds before focusing back in on the ring, then makes his way down the ramp, interacting with a few fans along the way. He stops a few steps short of the ring, then dives in under the bottom rope as red pyro explodes from each turnbuckle. Ace pauses on his knees in the middle of the ring for a moment before getting to his feet, his attention locked in on the entrance ramp.

Chriqui: And his, opponent from St. Fillian's, Perthshire, Scotland, and weighing in at one hundred and twenty pounds... THE GINGER NINJA... MOLLY HATCHET!!!

The lights in the Arena dim green, soft white lights strobing behind the entrance stage. Pain's "Designed to Piss you Off" hits the PA system with metal guitar riffs, drum beats, and well tuned basslines assaulting the senses.

Golden pyro columns explode! Stepping out onto the right side of the stage with arms extended and a bit of a spring in her step, is the red headed Ginger Ninja herself, Molly Hatchet. We find her decked out in black and green PVC wrestling pants, a matching sport's top top, wrestling boots, hooded black and green "Ginger Ninja" PVC vest, elbow pads, black, green, white, and blue arm tassels, and black hand and wrist tape.

She bolts down the aisle towards the ring in a high speed run. Arriving at ringside, she leaps over the apron and under the ropes to slide to the center. From there she hops up to her feet, throwing her fist into the air.

Molly pulls her vest off, whips it around in the air over her head, and tosses it through the ropes to be caught by a ring attendant. She then throws her arms out at her sides and shouts at the top of her lungs.

Molly: WHO'S HERE FER AN ARSE WHIPPIN?!!!!!

The crowd erupts with a huge pop!

Chriqui: And their opponent...

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The lights in the arena begin to dim as the countdown ends and the X-treme Tron springs into life with a shot of “The Human Highlight Reel” Kenneth Williams giving the camera a few playful winks.

The fans jump straight to their feet in cheer as “Family Ties” by Baby Keen & Kendrick Lamar begins to play through the PA speakers. The familiar horn pattern accompanying the adlibs of Baby Keem echo throughout the arena as Kenneth Williams steps out onto the ramp.

Chriqui: From Austin, Texas; weighing in a two hundred and twenty-five pounds... He is the Human Highlight Reel... ladies and gentlemen... KENNETH WILLIAMS!!!

Fire and pyro began shooting out of the stage as Kenny stands at the ramp with a playful grin as he stands at a military rest with his head cocked to the side before taking off in a full sprint to the ring, making sure to slap hands of the fans on his way. He hops onto the outside of the turnbuckle before looking out into the crowd and delivering his trademarked Highlight hand gesture with a look of disgust on his face. He hops into the ring and prepares in his corner.

KD: Two of Rampage's own entering first, with the fans about split between them after a furious exchange of words in the lead-up to this match! Ace King needs no introduction, of course, but it's some time before we've seen Molly Hatchet compete on the green brand she calls home. Does she have what it takes to stick it to the almighty Gambler?

P-Dug: Hey, Ace King's tripped up a few times this season. Now's the time for Little Miss Hatchet. But she's gonna have to keep an eye on Kenneth Williams; he might still be working off the ring rust himself, but you can never count out Brawl, bro.

DING DING DING

Williams takes off running, instantly sweeping Molly Hatchet into a headscissors takedown as she's busy glaring at the Gambler, who shakes his head ruefully as she skids across the canvas. Seizing the opportunity she missed, King steps forward and nails Kenny between the eyes with a stiff left jab, weaving into a European uppercut then juking sideways to dodge a desperation high kick from the other man, sliding behind him to level him out with a German suplex! The crowd explodes in the Gambler's favor, stomping and chanting his name as Molly shoots them a glare now.

"Tae hell wi' this," mutters the fiery Scot, casually chopping Williams back down with a low kick as he attempts to pull himself up using the ropes. She grabs a handful of his hair and heaves, tossing him at Ace. When the Gambler steps aside to dodge his ragdolling opponent, Molly's all up in his business, grabbing a single underhook as she jams an elbow into his throat and follows up by dragging him in for a skull-rattling headbutt, sliding right into a cross armbar! King's slammed to the mat, already bucking his hips to try and twist out of the hold, using his greater mass to pull Molly around and instinctively close a hand on the bottom rope. Yasahiro ignores it, stepping around to instead check for the submission.

Molly is vicious, cranking on the arm until Ace King lets out a bark of pain, but before any more can come of the maneuver in comes Williams, springing onto the turnbuckle and throwing up his hands before launching off into a SINNER'S PRAYER swanton right across both opponents, the ring shuddering beneath their shared impact! Molly's forced to release the hold, sliding out of the ring and then reaching up to attempt to drag the Gambler right on after her!

KD: The Ginger Ninja has her target in sight, it would seem.

P-Dug: I'm loving this side of her, looks like she wants to straight-up murder the greatest US Champ of all time! He's held more titles than she's had hot dinners, and she couldn't give less of a shit!

Ace King fights back with a boot to the mouth, before sprawling away from the relentless Miss Molly. Kenny watches this with a playful side-eye to the audience, then hops onto the ropes and launches into a daring moonsault to the outside-- cut off mid-fall as the Scot spits out a, "Fuck me!" and attempts to catch him, staggering under the weight and forced down in spite of her efforts. She manages to roll through, though, mitigating a good portion of the impact and coming up in mount, raining down hammer blows on the much larger man, who covers up before bucking his hips to toss her clear.

Molly isn't going to let him off that easy, yanking him back into a rapid-fire snap suplex against the barricade! Williams does well to defend it, sprawling out and instead sling-shotting himself into the crowd with a yell of, "Heads up!" They spread out to catch him, and he rebounds off their waiting arms with a grin, leap-frogging back over the barricade--

--into a spinning backfist from the Ginger Ninja, who SCOWLS down at him, barking a few overly-brogued words. Up in the ring, Ace King has been busy, digging up a steel chair and setting it up, ready to hit the ropes as Molly turns.

The crowd are popping even before the Gambler leaps from the canvas, to the chair, to the ropes, balancing there with eyes wide, meeting Hatchet's furious glare before he LEAPS into a beautiful moonsault, ploughing her into the ground!

"HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!"

Trapping his opponent beneath him, the Gambler digs in a few strikes as he works enough separation to slide her into a grounded abdominal stretch, transitioning to a bow-and-arrow lock that brings Molly's reddened, angry face level with the crowd - and the recovering Williams, who mocks her by holding up his fingers, pretending to snap photos to the delight of the fans. Molly is absolutely furious, and with a surge of strength she RIPS herself free, flopping over the barricade for a moment, and barely dodging the superkick that Kenny erupts into as King pulls himself up using the apron.

The two men exchange a glance and a nod, and then go for a double dropkick that the Ginger Ninja bridges under, popping back upright on one arm, with a delightful twist, snapping a capoeira kick into Ace's midsection, then flipping up and over into a Pelé kick on Williams! The crowd pop for that, as it catches him between the eyes and sends him pinwheeling backwards. As the Brawl star collapses, Molly turns again, right into an Ace King forearm and a couple of whipping shoot kicks to the midsection. With the Ginger Ninja doubled over, Ace flows behind her into a Tiger Suplex '03, sending her straight into Williams!

With his opponents entangled, Ace slides back into the ring, encouraging the crowd as he takes a breather.

P-Dug: Incredible athleticism and inventiveness from the Ginger Ninja, but Ace King proves he's still the man we all know him to be by matching her blow for blow! Is there anything this man can't do?

KD: Defend the Undisputed Championship at WrestleFest, beat Melody Malone, win the Rumble...

P-Dug: You know what I mean! And I don't think that's even accurate!

Williams and Hatchet race each other back to the ring, Molly holding back at the last instant, and getting in slightly behind the Brawl star, sliding behind to send him toward Ace King with a kick up the ass! Kenny staggers forward and triggers the Gambler's instinct to immediately suplex him with authority into the opposite corner, then as Ace straightens up he's suddenly victim to a waistlock from the Ginger Ninja, fighting her back with an elbow and turning to lock-up with her-- when Molly suddenly SCREAMS and surprises the Gambler with a German Suplex!

P-Dug: Did she just...?

"HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!"

KD: Holy fuck.

Ace King slides to his feet, blinking in shock as he turns and barely stops the furious Molly from charging right in to another unlikely Ginger Snap suplex, dropping his far superior body weight and cranking on a headlock as she flails at him. He's forced to release as he sees Kenneth Williams coming, skidding out of the ring as Williams instead hits a running shooting star press on the Scotswoman! He starts to try and lock up a submission, but looks momentarily lost, and Molly takes the opportunity to jam a knee into his elbow and start raining blows down on his arm, before transitioning into a beautiful Marceloplata! Left staring at the turnbuckle, Williams struggles to escape the hold, only making it worse as he forces his 'free' arm out--

--and grips onto the corner post, SCREAMING in pain as Molly just deepens the stretch on the arm.

Yasahiro is trying to move around, to get a look at the Brawl superstar's face, when Ace King slides back into the ring, slams his shin across Molly Hatchet's face, then bends to yank her unceremoniously into a standing inverted cloverleaf; the House of Cards! It's Molly's turn to scream in pain, as Ace walks her into the middle of the ring and sits out, making the hold absolutely BRUTAL! Things look terrible for the Ginger Ninja, who reaches desperately for anything!

She manages to grab onto Toyo Yasahiro's leg, yanking the official toward her, getting both arms on him and hauling against Ace's grip with a bloodcurdling growl of agony. Ace tries to hold on, but she's wriggling free - and then Williams grabs him from behind, in a rear naked choke, fighting for the bodyscissors as King fights back in turn!

P-Dug: I don't think Williams has all of it, Molly did some real damage to that arm.

KD: Oh yeah, he'll need more than that to take out Ace King.

As the men fight, the Scotswoman is crawling up onto the turnbuckle, the crowd reacting in shock and awe as she forces her agonized lower body to stand through the aftershock of Ace's submission, shaking all over as she coils her springs and erupts into a Molly Bomber! She crashes down, Swantonning her way across the Gambler - and by proxy, the Human Highlight Reel, who's jerked out of his flimsy choke, and begins pulling himself out from under King as Molly clutches at her legs and hops slowly to her feet. They get up in the same moment, and Williams lunges at her--

--right into a Glasgow Kiss! Against all reason, Molly leaps and brings her skull cracking down against Kenny's, absolutely levelling him before dropping to her knees, gasping, falling onto all fours right in front of Ace King, who spins around on his back and traps her with a deft headscissor takedown, using this to turn her so he can dive for the legs.

The Ginger Ninja reacts in a panic, twisting around and dropping onto her back as she drives one foot up into King's jaw. The blow lands with a nasty crack that gets an 'oooh!' from the crowd, and then Molly's sprawling out, rolling up on her shoulders into a handstand that carries her flipping back onto her hurting feet. She lands clumsy, but drops into a run at the ropes, bouncing off of them only to meet the oncoming train of the Gambler, his stare intense, his motions controlled...

He goes low, scooping her up for what must be the setup for the Blackjack Bomb, and Molly's a BLUR! She whirls around the Gambler, seizing the head and falling back to hit the GINGER NINJA DEATH DROP!

P-Dug: Out of nowhere!

Ace King bounces up off the canvas, looking dazed, and Molly dives on top of him, jamming her fingers into his mouth, MERCILESSLY fish-hooking the Gambler to an outrageous response from the crowd, driving him down to the mat as she scythes a forearm across his throat for good measure, trying to shift into a chokehold that the larger man is fighting desperately! They spin around on the canvas, until with a surge of effort and a massive pop from the crowd, Ace manages to get himself up underneath the Ginger Ninja and rise to his feet with a roar, her cruel fingers slipping free as she's hoisted atop his shoulders in the torture rack position, soon enough screaming in pain as he hefts her atop his bulk!

Kenneth Williams has stumbled upright, and weaves toward the two with some haste. The Gambler sees him, though, and steps forward, stopping him dead with a kick to the midsection, then spinning, allowing Molly's legs to fly free and catch Williams with a scything blow, before he recaptures her and completes the BLACKJACK BOMB! ONTO THE STEEL CHAIR FROM EARLIER!

Molly's bust open, and ragdolls away onto the apron, her small form sliding beneath the bottom rope, as Ace King forces himself back to his feet, breathing heavily and looking for a way to end the match...

Williams is ready, darting forward and grabbing the back of King's head, going for the LIGHTS OUT!

NO! Eyes bulging from their sockets, King drops down, muscling Williams up onto his shoulders and taking him for a ride with an airplane spin before planting him with a running death valley driver! The Eye in the Sky!

Ace is still rotating as he drifts back to his feet, seeing Molly struggling to rise he swats her down with a solid dropkick, sprawling out to dive back toward Williams, and lock him up in a hasty, but brutally efficient Fujiwara armbar!

As the Scotswoman struggles to shake off the cobwebs, Toyo Yasahiro checks on Williams, who begins to scream in pain, and starts to tap - but for the first several, agonizing seconds it's ignored, until King rears back again and the tears, finally, come!

DING DING DING

Chriqui: And your winner, via submission ... ACE KING!!!!

Ace King releases Williams as he hears the bell, leaning down to pat him on the uninjured shoulder, calling for a medic to come check on the man before he slides to his feet and allows Yasahiro to raise his arm, glancing warily toward ringside where Molly Hatchet is glaring at him, fuming from head to toe. Red-faced and spitting, she leans forward, assuring the Gambler, "IT'LL BE YE CRYIN' NEXT!" With a snarl, she retreats back up the ramp, never once taking her eyes from Ace King, who watches her in turn, with a slow shake of his head as the crowd continues to cheer...

KD: Ace King stands triumphant, putting away a very game but frankly outgunned Kenneth Williams, as it seems the two Rampage stars only really had eyes for each other - and he was caught in the crossfire! The Gambler wins, but I do believe he's still got a name on his dancecard after this titanic effort.

P-Dug: We sure saw another side of Molly Hatchet tonight, and I gotta say, I'm a little aroused! The Human Highlight Reel did well just to survive out there, with this kind of heat raging around his ass. Can't wait for the 'rematch'.

KD: And now, we've got an episode of Swamp Talk to get to!

We cut to a parking lot full of kids in costumes walking around to different cars and being given candy for their efforts. That’s right folks. It’s a good ol fashioned Church parking lot ‘Trunk Or Treat’! Where religious fanatics who watch too much Fox News do Halloween weeks in advance in the safety of a parking lot that has an armed retired police officer, who is sleeping in an old Ford Pickup truck parked in a corner lot of course. This particular event however, is special. Because joining these children are none other than The Florida Man himself and PRIME’s Jack Severn! Florida Man is wearing the most scary costume of them all, although these old dusty white people seem to love it. Jack Severn is wearing none other than a Ric Flair robe and a white wig, borrowed from his infamous promo with King Flip last year.

FM: TRICK OR TREAT, SMELL MY FEET, GIMME SOMETHING GOOD TO EAT. IF YOU DON’T, I DON’T CARE. I’LL PULL DOWN MY UNDERWEAR!

People turn to look at Florida Man, who is offering his bag of candy to a light-pole, I guess he cannot see too well under that mask…

JS: Jesus Christ… Dude, I’m over here. And I’m not gonna smell your goddamn feet, although I think I might be able to smell that and a bit more of you already-

Jack gags mid sentence. He does not vibe with the Florida swamp smell.

FM: Oh THIS? Ain’t you never been to France? They wear toilet water, that’s what I am wearing too. Even flushed before scooping out some water this time. You should try it, all eyes on me everywhere I go yessir.

JS: Yeah… No. So, I heard you do interviews and shit, and I’ve got a lot to get off of my chest, so can we just, like, cut to the chase? This robe is fucking itchy, and bringing back bad memories.

Florida Man turns to face where Jack’s voice is coming from.

FM: Ah yes, yes. That’s right. This isn’t a friendly trip (soul crushing reality sets in), this is purely business. Since returning to the EWC, you have been on a roll and chewing all the ass and eating all the fighting or whatever Jackie Chan said. How does that feel?

JS: It feels great! I’m on the run of my life, and it really all can be tied back to my wonderful coaches Dimitri Graves and Alastor Gray. They’ve taken all of my weakness and put it somewhere far, far away. The loser Jack, the one who wore this outfit for a promo? The one who was always eliminated first in things? That Jack is dead, and long forgotten.

Florida Man drops to his knees, he begins to cry.

FM: Jack is… is… dead?! We never even saw that movie together! NOOOOOO. CURSE YOU GOD. CURSE YOU ZEUS. FUCK YOU BETTY! NOOOOOOOOO, WHY, WHY.

People are turning to look at Jack & Florida Man now…

JS: No, I’m not dead, I’m right fucking here, you orange piece of-

Jack takes a deep breath.

JS: Sorry, I shouldn’t be uh, so rude to my gracious host… Would you like help with that mask?

Florida Man gets to his feet.

FM: Promise me. Promise me you won’t die until we watch The Titanic together in 4K 4D at a big budget movie theater, PROMISE ME!!!

JS: Movie theaters fucking suck, can we just watch it at home? I think it's streaming somewhere…

Florida Man sighs under the mask and walks over to an old Ford Explorer, he mumbles “Trick or Treat” under his breath and is handed a snickers bar. He turns back towards Jack.

FM: This rivalry with Narumi and Shinijoshi, is there a reason for this? Did you target them specifically? Did it just come about? What’s up with that?

JS: Narumi Tsutsumi has the Indy Championship, and I’m the #1 contender. Nothing personal, I just want her championship, by any means necessary.

FM: I see. And I read on Facebook that you plan to unionize Prime if you win this Independence Championship?

JS: No…? I don’t even have a Facebook.

Florida Man looks at Jack as though he’s just shot the pope, but he composes himself and moves to the next car.

FM: The end of season is upon us, and the next is around the corner. Do you have any goals in mind that you want to hit before 2023 ends?

JS: My only goals are to remain undefeated in at least singles competition, and to capture the Indy Championship. Nothing else matters.

Florida Man drops his candy and rushes to the camera man.

FM: NO NO, CUT THAT, CUT THAT… CUT THAT. I don’t want to be sued by Metallica for a third FUCKING TIME!!!

Florida Man turns back to Jack.

FM: PLEASE AVOID ME GETTING SUED BY L. A. R. S… Cannot even say his name.

JS: You think you’re gonna get sued by Metallica? Well let’s just hope that’s the day that never comes. I almost got sued by them once, it’s sad but true. The memory remains, and man, it hurts. They just love to seek and destroy, following me, wherever I roam…

FM: I feel like you’re being ONE… FUUUUUUUUUUCK. I DID IT TOO! CURSE YOU!

Florida Man punches the concrete, and then rises to his feet. As though a Master Of Puppets was pulling his

FM: YOU FUCK RIGHT OFF TOO

Oh… Sorry…

Jack scowls. He hates meta humor.

FM: So, just one more question for you Jack. Why did you get into wrestling? What was your inspiration?

JS: Inspiration? No, no, no, someone as great as I doesn’t need inspiration. I just knew I could be better than anyone I was seeing on TV, and so I went to train in the… All Heart Dojo in Chicago. I learned how to wrestle there, but more importantly, I learned to only look out for number one.

FM: You really should look out for number two, too. You cannot use toilet water with shit in it unless you flush it first. Thanks for taking the time out of your busy schedule to do this with me my dear friend Jack. Are there any final words you’d like to give?

JS: Fuck Narumi Succsumi, fuck Shittyjoshi, and fuck Florida, that goddamn racist ass homophobic swamp piss hellscape Disney-owned state.

Jack walks off after his tirade, and now everyone is looking at Florida Man. He slowly backs away and while not looking where he is going, he bumps into a girl who spills her bucket all over the concrete. Florida Man turns around, just in time to see the fist come flying!

Darna gets to the top of the train first, Moxie hot on her heels. Darna grabs Moxie’s ear and pulls him up onto the roof and into a knee to the mouth. Darna knees Moxie in the mouth again and Moxie falls to his ass. Darna goes for a kick, but Moxie rolls backwards and jumps to his feet, landing an enziguri into Darna’s face. Darna almost falls off the train but keeps her balance. Moxie jumps into a spear and Darna reverses it into a powerbomb, Moxie is winded as flesh meets steel. Darna spins around and flips into a double-knee moonsault, but Moxie moves and Darna hits her knees hard against the roof! Moxie grabs Darna’s head and spins her around off her knees and up and down into a sitout powerbomb! Darna claps her calves against Moxie’s head and rolls backwards up to her feet. Darna jumps into a basement dropkick to Moxie’s head, but he rolls out of the way and keeps rolling off the train!! Moxie yells in pain and Darna laughs and raises her hands high. She walks over to the edge to see if Moxie survived the drop, but Moxie actually rolled down through a window and is now back on the train through the other side. Moxie comes up behind Darna and lifts her up into an electric chair! Moxie flips Darna forward and her head falls down and he tombstone piledrives her onto the roof! Moxie drags Darna up by her hair into a side-headlock. Moxie lifts Darna into a vertical suplex, and then tosses her over the edge! Darna seems to defy gravity and she flips her legs down around Moxie’s head and pulls him down with her into a hurricanrana and both hit the ground! Both hit the fucking ground!

MATCH SEVEN
Grizzly Duggan VS Phoenix Winterborn
"Grudge" Match - No DQ & No Ref - Match Ends When Ringside Doctor Calls It

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We return to ringside.

KD: Oh my GOD. Darna and Moxie just both hit the ground! We need to stop this show and check on them!

P-Dug: They'll be okay, it's our brothers match next! He gets to whoop some ass!

Chriqui: The following match is a... 

Grizzly Duggan comes charging out of gorilla with Phoenix Winterborn over his shoulder, Duggan spikes Winterborn down onto the ramp with a thunderous powerslam! Grizzly Duggan drags Winterborn up by the face and slaps him down, then up by the face again and down again. Duggan drags Winterborn by the leg to the ring. 

Chriqui: Ladies and gentlemen, this match has not started yet. This is just Duggan, oh my god!!!

Grizzly Duggan hoists up Winterborn and throws him over the top rope into the ring at Chriqui. Who runs away. Duggan grabs a chair and rolls into the ring. Winterborn pulls himself up and starts to laugh at Duggan cracks him across the back. Winterborn bounces forward off the chair into the ropes and then rebounds backwards into Duggan, who pulls him up and over into a German suplex. Duggan rolls up to his feet and smashes the chair into Winterborn's stomach. Grizzly drags Winterborn up and headbutts him, then smashes the chair into his face, and then his stomach, and then his head. Duggan sets the chair up and takes a seat. Winterborn pulls himself up, spits in Duggan's face and begins to laugh. Duggan hoists Winterborn up and drops him down onto the chair with another powerslam. Winterborn crawls to the ropes and pulls himself up, still laughing. Grizzly rushes Winterborn and sends him over the top rope with a lariat to the back of the head. Duggan exits the ring and sets up two tables, Duggan spikes Winterborn through them both with a powerbomb, and another powerbomb. Winterborn has finally stopped laughing, but he still wears a smile on his face, Duggan kicks him twice and then leaves. 

KD: I do... what do we even sa...

P-Dug: Winterborn pushed the bear, and he got bit. That's what happens. 

KD: I think our brother might have gone too far here today, this wasn't even a match. This was just...

EWC Medical staff rush onto the scene immediately, both Darna and Moxie are bloody and probably broken. Mike Michaelson has a laptop and is watching several angles of the finish, he grabs the HBO Broadcast Championship and places it on the unconscious Moxie, and then raises his hand, much to the annoyance of the doctor currently checking on him. Instant replay is shown, Darna Dare’s right arm hits the ground before the rest of her body, and Moxie, hit the ground. Moxie wins this match!

MATCH EIGHT | MAIN EVENT
Lavender (B.O.R.T II) VS Queen Melody Malone (UND)
"Friday The 13th" Last Woman Standing Match - You Must Get Your Opponent Down For A 13 Count To Win - No DQ - Undisputed Championship

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We return to ringside.

KD: Moxie has retains his HBO Broadcast Championship, and now we have our main event for the Undisputed Championship!

P-Dug: It's Lavender Vs Melody Malone, and this match is going to be a wild match.

Chriqui: The following is a "Friday The 13th" Last Woman Standing Match. You Must Get Your Opponent Down For A 13 Count To Win. Introducing first from Seattle, Washington & weighing in at 132 pounds. The winner of B.O.R.T II, The EWC United States Champion and the Undisputed Challenger... LAVENDER!!!



The lights go out as 'Challenge' by Cellar Darling begins to play. The lights flash in time to the intro until the first vocals hit. As the vocals hit smoke billows from behind the curtains and a spotlight shines down upon the center of the stage. The lights come back on shortly afterward and out walks Lavender. She looks out across the crowd as the crowd erupts into cheer. A smile creeps across her face as she embraces their warm welcome.

Lavender begins to make her way down to the ring with a calm and cheerful demeanour. As Lavender reaches the bottom of the ramp she walks over to the steel steps, walks up the steel stairs, and enters the ring. Lavender then climbs the nearest turnbuckle and holds her arms up high in the air to accept the warm adulation from the crowd. Lavender steps down from the turnbuckle and waits for the match to commence.

KD: Lavender has been on fire this year, and now she's got the chance to show the flames weren't a fluke, the wins weren't for naught. If she wins this match tonight, she will be immortal. 

P-Dug: The girlhood dream, it could come true. She's got the spunk to get it done. 

Chriqui: And her opponent from San Diego, California & weighing in at 145 pounds. She is the BEST OF EWC, The Queen, The Undisputed Champion Of The World & Future First Ballot Hall Of Famer... Queen Melody Malone!!!



The lights dim, but don’t go dark before the soft words of Billie Eilish begin to play over the P.A. system.

Bite my tongue bide my time
Wearing a warning sign
Wait till the world is mine
Visions I vandalize
Cold in my kingdom size
Fell for these ocean eyes

As the chorus hits, a bright flash of pyro explodes from the base of the X Tron and Melody Malone stands on the stage, flanked by her personal retainer Rory Hyland. Melody stands with a crown atop her head as a spotlight follows them down to the ring.

You should see me in a crown
I'm gonna run this nothing town
Watch me make 'em bow
One by one by one
One by one by

Rory climbs onto the apron first, holding the ropes open as Melody climbs the stairs and steps through with her chin held up to keep the crown atop her head. She gives the crowd a sarcastic smile as they boo, and she gingerly removes the crown from her head and hands it off to Rory as he exits the ring. Rory then exits the ringside area and heads to the back, Malone is going to do this one alone.

You should see me in a crown
Your silence is my favorite sound
Watch me make 'em bow
One by one by one
One by one by one

The lights come back up to full brightness, and Melody has her gloves tugged into place as she rakes her hair back and prepares for her opponent.

KD: Melody Malone has sent Rory to the back, that's because she knows in her heart of hearts, she can win this match. She can continue to be Undisputed. She is the best wrestler in this company, the best in the world. 

P-Dug: Not many have the raw talent to back up their talk, but Melody Malone does. 

DING DING DING

Lavender and Melody Malone stare daggers through each other following the ringing bell. This is it, the main event of Friday Night RAMPAGE UNCENSORED 2022, the EWC Undisputed Championship hanging in the balance. You don’t get much bigger than this, and the air is so thick you could cut it with a knife. Lavender and Malone advance, and both begin to circle around the ring, neither wants to make a mistake, neither wants to give the other an advantage even if it’s only just the opening moments. They both lunge, locking into a shoulder/collar tie-up and giving it their all. They are evenly matched, with neither having a clear cut strength advantage. Malone, however, does have the experience advantage and she drops into a front-facelock. Lavender pulls Malone backwards into the ropes and then shoves her forward off the ropes, but Malone locks the hold on deeper and slams Lavender’s face into the canvas with a bulldog! Malone still has the hold locked tight, as she squeezes Lavender’s head to force Lavender to her feet. Lavender sends a wild punch into Malone’s stomach and pulls Malone backwards into the ropes and shoves her off again, Malone again lands the bulldog. Lavender slaps the mat in frustration as Malone drags her up to her feet again.

Malone drops the face-lock and swings around into a waist-lock. Malone uses her left leg to push down the back of Lavender’s left leg, which grounds her a knee. Malone releases the waist-lock and backs into her corner. She smiles and waits for Lavender to stand and face her, only to blindside Lavender with a standing shotgun dropkick! Lavender goes flying backwards and hits the canvas hard into a flat-back bump. Lavender is winded, but she pulls herself up with the ropes in between gasps for air. Malone advances, she pulls Lavender into another front-facelock but this time Lavender muscles Malone into a belly-to-back suplex!

KD: Lavender has finally gotten in some offense in this match, the first few minutes were all Malone. 

P-Dug: Lavender needs to try and capitalize early, the longer a match with Melody Malone goes, the more dangerous she gets. 

Malone gets to her feet, Lavender grabs on a side-headlock and uses Malone’s own momentum to rip her up and down into a vertical drop suplex! Lavender drags Malone up and sends her into the ropes with an Irish-whip, Lavender is looking for a clothesline but Malone jumps into an enziguri out of nowhere! Lavender leaves her feet and flies to the left, she quickly rolls out of the ring to catch her breath. Melody Malone hits the opposite side of the ring and rebounds towards Lavender, SUICIDE DIVE!

Melody Malone goes digging up underneath the ring, she’s looking for something. Malone pulls out her golden chair, she looks at it but sets it back down. She goes back under the ring and retrieves a table. While Malone sets it up, Toyo is counting Lavender.

FIVE
.
.
.
SIX.. LAVENDER BACK TO HER FEET

P-Dug: Our first count of the match gets a six, that's going to be sitting on the back of Lavender's match this entire match, and if she loses I am sure she'll come back to this as the reason way. 

KD: I don't think she needed that full six, I think she was just giving herself some breathing room.

Malone advances on Lavender and slaps her in the mouth, she then hoists her up onto her shoulders in a fireman’s carry before running at the ring-post and slamming Lavender’s head into it! Malone drags Lavender up by her face and lays her out on the table. Malone gives a few forearms for good luck and then climbs the arpon, then the 2nd rope.

Melody Malone does a backflip off the second rope, looking for her patented moonsault double stomp, but Lavender moves! Malone crashes through the table, hard. Malone grabs at her leg and lets out a scream of pain, Lavender pulls a kendo stick from under the ring and slams it down on Malone’s shinbone!

Melody Malone screams out, and Lavender cracks her in the mouth with the kendo stick, before hitting two more shots on her leg. Lavender drags Malone up by her face into a side-headlock into a tornado DDT as she kicks off the apron! Lavender pulls herself to her feet and grabs at her head while the ref counts.

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Lavender grabs the kendo stick and cracks Melody in the leg with it, Melody falls down onto the announcers table for support. Lavender goes for another whack, but Malone snatches a monitor off the table and throws it into Lavender’s face! Lavender is busted open on impact, and then Malone hoists Lavender up onto her shoulders and drives Lavender down through the table with a Death Valley Driver!!!

KD: That's, that's Killjoy Ito's move! Melody Malone popping shots at the former champion!

P-Dug: And I'd say it worked, Lavender hasn't moved a muscle!

Melody Malone yells out in pain over her leg, but she pulls herself up the apron and kicks Lavender in the head, leaving a sick thud echoing through the venue. Toyo starts to count.

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Melody Malone blasts Lavender with a second enziguri! Lavender spins to her left and slams face first into the ring-post, Lavender then falls backwards and as she falls Malone grabs a waist-lock and tears her backwards into a German suplex with her own momentum. Lavender hits the padded concrete hard, but she absorbs the blow into her shoulder blades and she rolls through up to her feet and then into a lunge and clothesline! Malone moves, Lavender’s arm slams into the ring-post. Lavender stumbles backwards, grabbing at her arm in agony. Malone jumps into a superkick, dropping Lavender to her knees. Malone grabs her hurt leg and yells, she composes herself and rushes for a running pump-knee, but Lavender jumps up and grabs Malone’s stomach to force Malone up and over into a back-body drop!

Lavender rolls back into the ring, trying to catch some breath as she rises to her hands and knees. Melody Malone on the outside rolls onto her stomach, but she is too winded to move. Toyo begins to count.

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Melody Malone pulls herself up the rope, and limps over to Lavender. Malone pulls Lavender up by her hair, but Lavender was laying in wait! She yoinks Malone up on her shoulders and brings her down into a modified michinoku driver! Lavender pulls Malone up by her head into a side-headlock up and down into a crash landing! Melody Malone sit-ups up on impact, and seems out of it. Lavender hits the ropes in front of Malone, and she rebounds into a big clothesline that sends Malone backwards and then up to her feet, dazed and confused. Lavender grabs Malone’s waist and rips her backwards into a German suplex. The impact jars Malone awake and she rolls to her feet and then sends a pump-knee into the base of Lavender’s skull! Malone grabs at her leg and then hits the canvas. Lavender is also laid out on the canvas. Toyo begins his double count.

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Melody Malone switches from forearms to a slap, Lavender answers with own slap, Melody Malone slap, Lavender slap, Melody slap, Lav… Melody catches Lavender’s hand mid-air, finger snap! Lavender yells out in pain, and then Melody slams her down with a giant lariat! Lavender sits up and Melody kicks her right in the head! Twice!

P-Dug: Those kicks, those were deeply personal kicks. The longer this match goes, the more Lavender might never wrestle again!

KD: I think Melody Malone is becoming a completely different monster, like you said earlier. If you don't put her away quick, she will end you.

Melody Malone drags Lavender up by her hair and sends her into the ropes, another lariat! Melody drags Lavender up and slaps her, Lavender spits on Malone and headbutts her in the stomach, Malone stumbles backwards and Lavender jumps into a double knee facebreaker, Crowning Achievement hits on Melody Malone! Lavender rolls to the outside and to her feet to catch her breath. Toyo starts to count Malone, but she too rolls to the outside to her feet.

Lavender goes under the ring and retrieves a steel chair. She advances on Malone and swings wildly. Melody Malone ducks the chair swing and jumps into her own Crowning Achievement! Lavender falls backwards, spinning to try and catch herself, which lands her face first on the steel steps. Malone grabs Lavender’s arms and pulls them back before stomping Lavender’s face into the steps! The Queen's Exile! Lavender's bloody face seems to get even bloodier, while Malone pulls out another table. Melody Malone sets up the table and pulls Lavender up on it. Malone punches Lavender and then slams the back of her head down on the table twice, hard enough it puts a hole in the table. Malone jumps up onto the steps, then quickly down on Lavender with a leg drop, sending them both through the table! Malone grabs at her leg and yells out in pain, but crawls up the steps to her feet. Toyo begins to count Lavender but Malone drags her up by her hair and sends her under the ropes into the ring.

Melody Malone drags up Lavender by her hair again, and sends her into the ropes. On the rebound Malone turns Lavender inside out with a massive lariat! Malone pulls Lavender up by her wrist into the ropes again, she goes for another lariat but Lavender counters into a Spanish Fly out of nowhere!!!

P-Dug: That's a move Lavender has never hit before, she's pulling new moves out of the sky, all in honor of the EWC Undisputed Championship!

KD: The top prize in professional wrestling drives challengers to depths they've never gone before!

Lavender is quick to her feet, adrenaline pumping. She hooks Malone’s arms and then pulls her up and over, on to the top of her head! Butterfly Effect, Butterfly Effect! Lavender pulls Malone up to her hands and knees, then she grabs on a harness-hold with her left arm running across Malone’s throat and torso with Lavender’s right hand grabbing her own wrist. Lavender steps over Malone’s back with her right leg and squeezes tight, it’s her new submission… the Fragile Serene!!!

After about 15 seconds, Lavender drops the hold and lets Toyo count Malone.

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P-Dug: Melody is up! She's up! This isn't over!

KD: Oh my god I thought it was over! Oh my god!

Lavender rips Malone backwards into a German suplex! Lavender pulls Malone up and throws her into the corner, Lavender rushes Malone and corner clothesline! Lavender grabs Malone’s wrist and whips her into the opposite corner. Lavender rushes Malone and goes for another.. Malone jumps off the 2nd turnbuckle into a diving stomp into Lavender’s face! Malone pulls Lavender up in a headlock and then sends her into the ropes, LARIAT! Melody Malone falls to her knees after dropping Lavender with a lariat, she crawls over to the corner and uses the ropes to pull herself up and then onto the turnbuckles. Lavender is up, Malone sizes her up and OFF WITH LAVENDER’S HEAD! Adrenaline coursing through Malone’s viens, she rushes the ropes and climbs again while Toyo counts.

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P-Dug: HOLY SHIT! That golden chair Melody Malone didn't want to use earlier, that golden chair that has been so helpful for her for years now oh my god!

KD: What is this? Is this fate? Has the very chair Malone used to take everywhere sealed her reign?!

Lavender pulls herself to her hands and knees, and then forces herself up despite her shaky knees and complete lack of strength. Lavender falls down against the ropes and then pulls herself to the apron. Lavender jumps down to the padded concrete, and falls down under her weight, but she pulls herself back up the barricade. Malone is still laying facedown on the chair while Lavender limps over. Lavender pulls Malone up by her hair and grabs the chair, Lavender smashes Malone’s face into the apron and then she sizes up Malone and swings for the fences with the chair, crashing it into Melody Malone’s face!!! Malone’s face is instantly bloodied as she hits the padded concrete. Lavender drops the golden chair and pulls the bloodied Malone up, Lavender underhooks the arms and smashes Malone down on her head onto the chair, a second Butterfly Effect. Toyo begins his count!

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Chriqui: And your winner, via a count of 13. And NEW Undisputed Champion Of The World ... LAVENDER!!!

Lavender falls down off the apron into a seated position, she begins to cry which turns into sobbing. She’s bloodied, she’s broken, she’s champion. Lavender pulls herself up the apron and rolls into the ring, she crawls to the center of the ring and pulls herself up, she yells at the top of her lungs while the Undisputed Championship is handed to her, she yells in pride, in pain, in every emotion possible. Outside of the ring, Melody Malone is helped up by Rory & and medical personnel, Malone shoves them all off and falls down, but she crawls to the apron and bites down on the pain to pull herself up and point at Lavender. “YOU GOT LUCKY, YOU CAN BORROW THAT, BUT I AM TAKING IT BACK AT WRESTLEFEST BITCH!”, it sounds like Malone yells. Lavender holds the Undisputed Championship high, Malone steps backwards and then falls again, this time into Rory’s arms.

KD: Lavender had to damn near KILL Melody Malone, but she's done it. She has won the EWC Undisputed Championship! She's become immortal!!!

P-Dug: And even in death, The Queen refuses to stay down! Lavender, hold onto that title tightly. Because Melody Malone might just become a 3x Champion this Wrestle Fest!!!

KD: Oh my god, what a night of wrestling. We will catch you next time folks! Congrats again to the new Champion!!!

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SEGMENT WRITERS

Melody Malone
Alyson Cross
Narumi Tsutsumi
El Pablo
Xavier Reid
Molly Hatchet
FNR & Jack Severn
Jason Hunter

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MATCH WRITERS

MATCH ONE
WRITER: FN'R

MATCH TWO
WRITER: EWC Staff Assistant: Em

MATCH THREE
WRITER: EWC Staff Assistant: Em

MATCH FOUR
WRITER: EWC Staff Assistant: Em

MATCH FIVE
WRITER: Chunks of Darna Dare

MATCH SIX
WRITER: Chunks of Darna Dare

MATCH SEVEN
WRITER: FN'R

MATCH EIGHT | MAIN EVENT
WRITER: FN'R


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RECAP OF WINNERS

MATCH ONE
Darna Dare VS Moxie
The Crazy "Train To Busan" - Wrestlers Fight On A Moving KTX Train From Seoul to Busan With Trained Independent Wrestlers Dressed As Zombies - There Are Eight Cars Of Zombies Separating The Wrestlers, They Must Fight Through The Zombies To Each Other - Zombies Are Armed With Weapons, Wrestlers CAN Take A Weapon From A Zombie & Use It - HBO Broadcast Championship - Match Runs During The Show
WINNER(S): AND STILL HBO BROADCAST CHAMPION - MOXIE
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MATCH TWO
Aeon Khronos VS Mercenary
"Nightmare On Elm Street" Fight - No DQ, No Count Outs, No Limits!
WINNER(S): MERCENARY

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MATCH THREE
Alyson Cross VS Iggy Swango
"Get Out" - Falls Count Anywhere OUTSIDE Of The Venue - Match Starts In Ring, Opponents Must Leave Venue & Finish Match Outside - No DQ
WINNER(S): IGGY SWANGO

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Salvation VS King Flip
"Lights Out" Match - Every 90 Seconds The Lights Turn Off & Referees Outside The Ring With Night Vision Googles Will Throw Random Objects Into The Ring - No DQ
WINNER(S): MATCH CANCELED

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MATCH FOUR
Damage Inc VS Mechanical Animals
REDЯUM Bloodbath - You Can Only Pin/Submit Your Opponent After Busting Them Open - No DQ
WINNER(S): DAMAGE INC

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MATCH FIVE
Autumn Raven VS "The Love Child" Jamie Love
Carve Your Opponent Like A Pumpkin First Blood Match - 2nd In Best Of Three Series - No DQ
WINNER(S): AUTUMN RAVEN

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MATCH SIX
Ace King VS "Ginger Ninja" Molly Hatchet VS Kenneth Williams
"When They Cry" Submissions Only Match - No DQ
WINNER(S): ACE KING SUBMITS KENNETH (NO SHOW)

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MATCH SEVEN
Grizzly Duggan VS Phoenix Winterborn
"Grudge" Match - No DQ & No Ref - Match Ends When Ringside Doctor Calls It
WINNER(S): MATCH NEVER STARTED

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MATCH EIGHT | MAIN EVENT
Lavender (B.O.R.T II) VS Queen Melody Malone (UND)
"Friday The 13th" Last Woman Standing Match - You Must Get Your Opponent Down For A 13 Count To Win - No DQ - Undisputed Championship
WINNER(S): AND NEW EWC UNDISPUTED CHAMPION - LAVENDER

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MVP OF THE NIGHT: LAVENDER & MELODY MALONE
MATCH OF THE NIGHT: Lavender (B.O.R.T II) VS Queen Melody Malone (UND)

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