Post by President Mac on Mar 31, 2008 13:16:27 GMT -6
StrangleMania is to EWC as the World Cup is to FIFA, Super Bowl is to the NFL, the World Series is to MLB, the Stanley Cup Finals is to the NHL, and the NBA Finals is to the NBA in the sense that it is the most important event of the year in sports entertainment.
It is truly "The Grandaddy of Them All" or "The Showcase of the Immortals"
Although this is only the 6th Recognized StrangleMania event, SM has long been running through the 11 years of the organization and this years event is considered by many in the industry to be the 11th annual event of the show.
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THE FLASHBACK PRE-SHOW
*FLASHBACK STRANGLEMANIA I*
Rock comes right back with a spinning kick. Rocky with a big boot that sends Bigmac flying off the ring apron. Rock throws Bigmac back in the ring and connects with a body splash. Rock launches Bigmac into the corner with force. Rock repeats this and Bigmac favors his back. Rock connects with a big thrust shot to the throat of Bigmac. Rock with a big scoop slam on Bigmac followed by a body splash attempt that Bigmac dodges. Rock goes back to work on Bigmac's neck. Bigmac gets to his feet and fights off Rock. Rock comes right back with a huge spinebuster on Bigmac, followed by the Peoples Elbow!!!!
MC: Put a fork in him, Mac is done!
RJ: No matter what anyone says Bigmac came out here and gave us one hell of a show
MC: He was an unsuspecting replacement for Memphis, he hasn't had any experience and he brought The Rock to the edge and gave one hell of a fight, but it looks as if...wait a minute...oh my GOD!
RJ: BIGMAC JUST KICKED OUT!!! NO ONE HAS EVER KICKED OUT AFTER THE PEOPLES ELBOW WAS LANDED!!!
MC: Mac is pointing to the sky! What does that mean?
RJ: It's the MacAttack!
MC: The what?
RJ: THE MACATTACK!!!
MC: Here is the PIN!!!
REF: 1
2...
3...
MC: MY GOD! MY GOD! MY GOD!
RJ: Ladies and Gentleman that are watching at home! Write this date down: March 30, 1997, at Madison Square Garden...The Rock has lost HIS FIRST MATCH! His streak is over at 19 Wins! and a draw! That draw came to Bigmac in his debut match and now...Mac has stunned the world and BEAT THE ROCK!
MC: Bigmac in only his third match in HardCoreWrestling has just won the World Heavy Weight Title and ended the winning streak of our greatest hero, The Rock!
RJ: What a night this has been ladies and gentleman, what a night! I can't wait to see what happens tomorrow night on Monday Night Massacre!!!
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*FLASHBACK STRANGLEMANIA II*
JR: Now this is just amazing, not only did Diablos win the United States Championship tonight, but he also retained his Tag Team Titles with BigMac and now he is going to be taking on FBI for the EwC World Heavy Wieght Championship!
*LATER ON*
JR: He did it! 3 Matches in one night, Diablos is the EwC's first ever wrestler to hold 3 titles at one time. My goodness what a night for Diablos!
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*FLASHBACK STRANGLEMANIA III*
Shadow Man puts Darius in the tree of woe and baseball slide dropkicks him in the face. Shadow Man follows up with a chair to Darius's mid section. Shadow Man puts Darius in the tree of woe again. Darius gets out and hits Shadow Man with a surprise superkick for a one count.
Shadow Man kicks a chair into Darius's face. Darius's hair is now red from all the blood. Shadow Man sets up a table beside the ropes. Shadow Man dropkicks the table into Darius sending him out of the ring onto the runway
Shadow Man then sets up a table in the middle of the runway and puts Darius ontop of it. Shadow Man then leaves.
FBI – Where the hell is he going?
CH – I don’t know, but Darius might be dead
FBI – Wait a minute…is that…OH MY GOD!
CH – Double that…he’s nuts, he’s going to kill himself
***It is now apparent that Shadow Man is standing ontop of the opening about 25 feet above the ground. He motions to the crowed…the crowed is on it’s feet…the chants are heard all around the arena…Shadow Man leaps in the air…TWENTY FIVE FEET!!!!!!!
SMASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shadow Man lands right on Darius smashing the two of them through the table. The ref flies out of the ring like a bat out of hell and starts the count…the fans chant the count along with the ref
1….
2…
3….
The ref calls for some help as Shadow Man barely raises his arm in victory
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FLASHBACK STRANGLEMANIA 4
Jackal hit a big right hand, followed by another, and then hit a side kick to knock Ebon down. Jackal choked Ebon in the ropes but Ebon came back with a front face lock. Jackal escaped with shoulder thrusts and then sent Ebon into the turnbuckle head first. Jackal chopped Ebon in the corner and Ebon is bleeding from the mouth. Ebon came back with some right hands and then knocked Jackal down with an uppercut.
Ebon went outside and grabbed the EwC Title and then Tesi came in behind the referee’s back and hit a clothesline on Jeff and then Ebon covered for two! Jeff came back and sent Ebon over the top to the outside and now Jackal is back up and locked in the Bite Hold on Jeff in the middle of the ring!
The Finish:
Ebon got on the apron and Jackal dropkicked him back down and then locked the Bite Hold in on Jeff! Ebon then came in and rolled Jackal up for two and then went for the KFTO. Jackal shoved Ebon off, and Jeff picked him up for the Eye of the Hurricane, and then knocked Jackal down with Ebon’s legs and delivered the Eye of the Hurricane for the win!
Winner and new EwC Champion, Hurricane Jeff
Explosions went off all over the arena and confetti fell all over the ring and the stands as "Coma" by Guns N' Roses blasted on the P/A. Hurricane Jeff can’t believe it! He is the new Undisputed Champion of the World and the International Champion all in one night! The entire MNB Roster came down to the ring to celebrate and hoiste Jeff high in the air. Jackal snuck out of the ring clearly upset
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FLASHBACK STRANGLEMANIA 5
Nunez and Moses are now standing on top of the cage, exchanging punches and chops.
Moses pokes Nunez in the eye and grabs the hanging title and hits Nunez in the head with it. Nunez stumbles to the edge of the cage. Moses walks over and starts punching Nunez and Nunez is ready to fall off.
Nunez is barely hanging on. Moses takes a step back and goes for one final punch, but Nunez scoops Moses up on his shoulders and then walks over to the edge of the 3rd cage and gives Moses the Resurrection off the 3rd cage and down to the 2nd Cage, but Moses goes through the 2nd cage and lands on the table that he set up earlier.
The fans all jump out of their seats. A Holy s**t chant starts.
A That was awesome chant starts.
Hanks: OH MY GOD!
MM: He just killed Moses!
Jesse Looks down at Moses and can’t believe the fall Moses just took.
Jesse looks up and see’s the title. He cant belive it...he is about to be the EWC CHAMPION!!!!
Jesse looks back down to see a motionless Moses Lake...then looks at all the fans. His eyes are misty now...he stagers and then looks back at the belt but...
ITS GONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hanks: WHAT THE FUCK?
MM: LOOK OUT!!!!!!!!!
The EWC Championship belt comes swinging in mid air and knocks Jesse right in the face causing him to loose his ballance and drop all the way down to lie side by side with Moses Lake
Hanks: MY GOD! WHO WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPEND
Suddenly, a figure is seen sliding down the wire that is holding the title belt high above the cage...it's BDC!!!!!!!!!
MM: Oh my good lord!
Hanks: It's BDC, its BDC, its BDC!!!!
BDC: So this is what the EWC Championship looks like hey? Well...I am going to take this baby with me...
BDC Takes the belt off of the cable
BDC: I am cashing in my MITB right here and RIGHT NOW!!!
Suddenly President Mac comes running out along with medics and security
Mac looks at the mess that is Jesse and Moses as they both still lay motionless...
MAC: BDC...you made a real mess of things...you can't claim the EWC Championship today...we didn't sign you to this match...
Looking at Moses and Nunez being carried off...then at all the fans...
MAC: But...I will do whats right...RUMBLE IN THE BRONX...MAIN EVENT...Nunez VS Moses Lake VS BDC...UNDISPUTED EWC CHampionship match!
BDC: Fine by me
The show fades as Nunez and Lake are put into the Ambulance and BDC still holding the world title while staring down President Mac
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