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Post by President Mac on Dec 6, 2006 12:21:43 GMT -6
From 12:00AM CST on the FIRST of the month of December till 11:59PM on the LAST day of December any ACTIVE wrestler or STAFF member may attempt to dethron THE CHAMPION of the title. The person left with the title at 11:59:59PM (on the last day of the month) will be the new champion for THAT month
If YOU are left as the CHAMPION at the end of the month, you are able to CLAIM yourself as a TRUE COMBAT champion! At the start of every month a NEW posting will be made and the BELT will be up for grabs!
NO OOC COMMENTS ARE ALLOWED AT ALL YOU MUST POST DESCRIPTIVE TITLE CHANGES...not just "Bob covers for the pin...1...2...3...new champ
Try to be creative and MUST BE REALISTIC. You CANNOT kill a wrestler or USE him in a way that would HURT his persona (make him gay or anything like that).
Try to add to the story...how you beat him and where you go next.
ADD *TBC* at the end of every post if you can remember to do so
Have fun!!!!
********IF you manage to keep the title at ANY GIVEN time during the month for a period of 24hrs...then YOU ARE THE CHAMPION and we close shop till the next month
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Just minutes after Hurricane Jeff outlasted the EwC roster to claim the Combat Championship...it's back up for grabs and Jeff tries to become the first ever back to back champion!
President Mac stands in the middle of the ring in the empty MTS Centre in Winnipeg Manitoba where every combat title begins it's new reign!
Mac has the belt raised high above the ring and then walks out as the scene fades to black
Post by Jay Reynolds on Dec 6, 2006 12:42:42 GMT -6
Jay runs to the ring and sets up a ladder, he then puts one against that ladder and runs up and jumps grabbing the belt, he falls to the floor and holds the belt in excitement. He then runs through the crowd.
*TBC*
1x EWC United States Champion Defeated Gabriel Martin at Night of Champions 8 13/08/06-24/12/06
Post by Jesse Nuñez™ on Dec 6, 2006 12:51:15 GMT -6
In the crowd is Jesse who was hoping the champ would run through the crowd. Jesse throws soda (Dr. Pepper) at the face of Reynolds who does not know what is happening. Jesse hits Jay with his X Division title. Jay falls down 3 steps, Jesse goes for the pin as a ref was in the ring counting from there
1
2
3 New Champ.
Jesse then grabs both titles and leaves heading to the area where the fans roam around for food n t-shirts.
Post by Hurricane Jeff on Dec 6, 2006 14:46:01 GMT -6
And one of those fans just happens to be Hurricane Jeff and his Midget Referee. Out of no where, HJ super kicks Jesse in the face.
HJ: I told mac that I wanted a Hot dog before he puts my title up for grabs.
HJ pins Jesse and the Midget counts. 1......2.....3.
HJ picks up the belt as he and the midget blends in with the crowd
EwC Accomplishments Current Combat Champ (4x) (First person to successfully retain the title and also won the title once as Max Carter) Former Undisputed Champ Former International Champ EWC Hall of Famer
HJ and the Midget are standing the crowd. They think they are ever so crafty. However, they don't know Moses Lake is standing behind them. Moses applies the Choke-Out to HJ, and as HJ fades, Moses then does a Choke-OutPlex (TazzPlex).
He covers Jeff, but the Midget refuses the count.
Moses punts the midget, and then pulls out a cellphone and handcuffs. He handcuffs Jeff to a railing, and places a call on the cellphone. He then sits and waits.
15 minutes later, a referee shows up. By now HJ is up and trying to get himself free. Moses Lake gives Jeff the Knock Out, then makes the cover.
Moses's ref makes the count 1... 2... 3!
Moses picks up the belt, and goes to leave, but the midget finally returns and asks for the key to the handcuffs. Moses tosses the key to the midget, then punts him again, and runs off with the Combat Championship!
Former 2x EwC Champion Former Hardcore Champion Former International Champion (Record 148 Day Reign) Former Television Champion 2006 King of the Cage 2009 King of the Cage Hall of Fame Class of 2009
Post by Hurricane Jeff on Dec 6, 2006 19:01:15 GMT -6
The Midget takes the handcuffs off of HJ.
HJ and the midget start running after Moses. Moses, not known for his speed, eventually gets knocked down from behind by HJ and the Midget. Moses goes for the Knock Out on HJ again, but HJ counters it with the HURRADRIVER!!!!
HJ covers Moses. 1......2......3.
HJ grabs the belt and runs off out of the arena building with the midget following him
EwC Accomplishments Current Combat Champ (4x) (First person to successfully retain the title and also won the title once as Max Carter) Former Undisputed Champ Former International Champ EWC Hall of Famer
Hurricane Jeff and the Midget are running out of the arena. They go to cross the road, when a car hits the midget with such a force that he goes flying into Jeff's knees, knocking him to the pavement.
Moses comes running out of the arena, cell phone in hand. Meanwhile, the driver of the car gets out, and it is a referee, who is also on a cell phone.
Moses walks up to the ref.
Moses: Good work, using the Midget for a bowling ball!
Moses drags Hurricane Jeff over to the curb and lays his head on the concrete. He then curb stomps HJ American History X-style (although Hurricane Jeff's head DOES NOT get ripped in half).
Moses rolls Hurricane Jeff over and makes a cover, and the ref counts... 1... 2... 3!
Moses picks up the belt and jumps in the ref's car, speeding off, leaving the ref with Hurricane Jeff!
The Ref: Hey, come back with my car you son of a bitch!
As Moses speeds away, he runs over the midget, who has just gotten to his feet!
Former 2x EwC Champion Former Hardcore Champion Former International Champion (Record 148 Day Reign) Former Television Champion 2006 King of the Cage 2009 King of the Cage Hall of Fame Class of 2009
Post by {Impact Player} Olypsius on Dec 6, 2006 23:06:05 GMT -6
Out of know where Olypsius crashes a huge Hydra into Moses's car..luckily both Moses and Olypsius escape. the window of the car lays on the ground as Olyp picks up the window and smashed Moses face in with it.....Olyp goes for the cover....1.....2.....3
Olypsius steals a taxi and goes back to run over the midget
Singles Record 10-12-1 Tag Record 3-7-0 EwC Accomplishment (1x) Television Champion
As Olypsius speeds away, Moses runs to wear an ambulance has shown up to help the midget (it's like GTA, Ambulances show up immediatly after someone is hurt!)
The ref who's car Moses stole is there, too, yelling at Moses for stealing, then wrecking his car. Moses tells the ref to shut up and get in the Ambulance.
Moses and the Ref get into the front seat of the ambulance and drive off. The backdoors are still open, and this causes the midget, on a stretcher to roll out, and then roll through an intersection, where he gets hit by several cars at once.
Meanwhile, Moses has the sirens going full blast, and catches up to Olypsius, who's now driving on a highway that leads out of town, through the woods. Olypsius sees an ambulance with sirens going full blast, so he pulls over to the side of the road.
Moses, puts the pedal to the metal and rams Olypsius's car, sending Olypsius's car through the guard rail and over an embankment.
The car flips four times before landing on it's wheels next to a stream. Olypsius steps out of the car, with the belt, without a scratch. He smiles at his fortune, and starts to walk away.
However, a tree branch gets swung into his face, knocking Olypsius out. It turns out it was Moses holding the branch back, and he jumps out of the bushes and covers Olypsius. The ref that Moses was with runs out of the bushes and counts the cover. 1, 2, 3!
Moses picks up the belt and fastens it around his waist. He then sees a big log floating down the stream. Moses goes out into the water and holds on to the log and then floats on down the river with the Combat Championship Belt!
Former 2x EwC Champion Former Hardcore Champion Former International Champion (Record 148 Day Reign) Former Television Champion 2006 King of the Cage 2009 King of the Cage Hall of Fame Class of 2009
Post by {Impact Player} Olypsius on Dec 6, 2006 23:55:22 GMT -6
Olypisius gets super strength. Olypsius picks up a car then throwing it on Moses in the lake, Moses like drowns as OlypSwims downand pins Moses as the ref does the 3 count. Olypsius floats back up to surface and garbs the title thyen runs off to HJ's nursing home
*TBC*
Singles Record 10-12-1 Tag Record 3-7-0 EwC Accomplishment (1x) Television Champion
(A- You're supposed to wait 20 minutes... and B- Well, I almost said let's not be unrealistic, but I did slam into you full speed with an ambulance... I'm gonna start toning my down)
As Olypisus as walking back, he can hear the squishing sound of wet sneakers behind him. He turns and sees nothing. He continues to walk.
Again, he hear's squishy footsteps behind him. He turns, but, again, nothing. He's nervous though, and he begans to jog.
Again, he hear's the squishy footsteps, and it sounds like they are running to catch up to him. He turns around and lifts his foot up to kick his would-be assailtant, but Olypsius is just kicking the air!
Olypsius laughs to himself for being so crazy, but then turns around and is now face to face with a soaking wet Moses Lake.
Olypsius laughs nervously, and Moses starts laughing too. Then, Moses quickly gives Olypsius the Knock-Out.
Moses makes a cover, and Moses hears a hand slap the ground three times! He looks around for the ref, but doesn't see him. Moses shrugs it off, picks up the Championship belt. He sticks out his thumb for a drive.
Shortly, a transport truck stops. Moses gets in, and the driver is a very fat, hairy man.
Moses: "Where are you heading?"
Driver: "Mexico!"
Moses: "Alright then, let's roll!"
The transport truck driver then drives off, heading south towards the Canada/US Border.
Former 2x EwC Champion Former Hardcore Champion Former International Champion (Record 148 Day Reign) Former Television Champion 2006 King of the Cage 2009 King of the Cage Hall of Fame Class of 2009
Post by Jay Reynolds on Dec 7, 2006 7:16:30 GMT -6
Jay rides by on his Ducati 996 and overtakes the truck, noticing Moses Lake in the passengers side laid back and relaxed with the combat title over his shoulder, so Jay gets as close as possible to the truck and jumps onto the side of the truck just below the drivers wing mirror. He then pulls the door open and pokes the driver in the eyes. He climbs over the fat man but gets stuck, Moses looks over to see Jay in the truck and looks in shock, Jay manages to poke Moses in the eye and finally move over the fat man.
Jay: Make it awkward why don't you!
The driver stops the truck and Moses and Jay fall out of the passenger door jay falls on top of Moses and a referee jumps out the back of the truck. 1...2...3.
Jay gets back on his fallen bike and the referee jumps on the back, he rides to a nearby baseball game and he and the referee go into the stands to watch.
*TBC*
1x EWC United States Champion Defeated Gabriel Martin at Night of Champions 8 13/08/06-24/12/06
Jay and the Referee are sitting in the crowd when they notice a man come in behind them. Jay turns around, and sees it is just a man in a clown wig holding a "JOHN 3:16" sign.
Jay sighes with relief, but then thinks about it for a second and looks again, and realizes that it is Moses Lake wearing the clown wig.
Before Jay can react, Moses smacks him with his sign, then grabs on to him and German Suplexes him off the back of the bleacher. Moses then climbs down and makes the cover, 1, 2, 3!
Moses grabs the belt, then takes off into the nearby woods.
Former 2x EwC Champion Former Hardcore Champion Former International Champion (Record 148 Day Reign) Former Television Champion 2006 King of the Cage 2009 King of the Cage Hall of Fame Class of 2009
Salty Jones is hiding out in the woods with a video camera in his hands. It shows Salty on the screen
Salty: As the predator searches for his prey with the Hardcore title, you can hear the leaves crunching every so much with every step in the Outback. Crikey! Its a beetle! The ever so strange dung beetle. Called the dung beetle because it rolls its dung into little balls.
Salty then switches the camera into focus very quickly to spot Moses Lake. Salty continues.
Salty: There he is, the prey. Get closer to the kill as it walks.
Salty sneaks up behind Moses and cracks the video recorder over the back of Moses head. Moses drops to the ground of the woods as Salty goes for a pin.
*1,2,3*
Salty picks up the Hardcore title and runs away quickly out of the woods to a un-named destination.
Moses sits up and shakes his head. He then gets to his feet and starts to run.
He keeps sniffing the air, like he's following Salty Jones stench (which, coincidentally enough, is not S.A.L.T.Y. at all!)
Moses follows the scent right out of the woods to a nearby playground. Moses looks around, and sees Salty hiding under the Jungle Gym. Salty sees Moses and bolts, and Moses chases after him. Then, just as they are going by a swing set, Moses tackles Salty to the ground.
Salty has the wind knocked out of him, and Moses gets on the swings. He starts to swing really high, then jumps off the swing and lands on Salty with a leg drop.
A referee, who coincidentally is at the park with his kid, counts the cover. 1, 2, 3!
Moses grabs the belt and runs over to a manhole and goes down into the sewer.
Former 2x EwC Champion Former Hardcore Champion Former International Champion (Record 148 Day Reign) Former Television Champion 2006 King of the Cage 2009 King of the Cage Hall of Fame Class of 2009
Post by Joey Orsome on Dec 7, 2006 10:16:47 GMT -6
Joey for some really odd reason just so happens to be down in the sewers. He spots Moses running like a panzy through all of the sh*t and water. Joey runs over and shoulder tackles him. Moses falls over getting covered in sh*t. Joey lauhgs at him and then grabs a metal pole from the side of the sewer tunnels and cracks Moses with it, he pins as a ref comes flying down from the manhole and gives the three count.
*1,2,3*
Joey takes the belt and runs insiide a huge hollow tree and colses the door.....tbc
Moses climbs out of the sewers and luckily enough, it's raining outside. Moses pulls a couple wet-naps out of his pocket and cleans off all the shit. Then, he pulls out his lighter, and has a cigarette.
Then, he walks over to Joey's hollowed out tree, and using the lighter, lights it on fire. How does a lighter light a tree on fire during a rain storm? Who fucking cares, it's a huge tree with a door on it!
Anyways, as the smoke starts building up inside the tree, Joey decides to make a run for it. He bolts out the door, but Moses is waiting and sticks his arm out. Joey gets clotheslined. Moses makes the cover, and a ref runs out of the tree too and counts. 1, 2, 3!
Moses grabs the belt and runs downtown, where a Gay Pride Parade is taking place.
Former 2x EwC Champion Former Hardcore Champion Former International Champion (Record 148 Day Reign) Former Television Champion 2006 King of the Cage 2009 King of the Cage Hall of Fame Class of 2009
Just as Moses enters, Ryot, the newest addition to Brawl, appears a few feet behind him. Why he is in a sewer in the first place is beyond anyone. He chases after Moses, nasty sewer water splashing all over the place.
Ryot gets close enough to Moses Lake that he jumps him making Moses land face first into the nasty water. Again, there just happens to be a referee in the sewer now.
The water is about ankle deep. Ryot turns over Moses Lake and pins him down with Moses's head under the water to wear he cant breath. Ryot covers for the pin 1.....2.....3.
Ryot takes the belt and runs up the nearest ladder and head out of the man hole and is casually walking down towards a small allyway on the streets.
(Ryot... I think you missed two posts... just make sure you're on the last page when you post... but, don't worry, I'll get us back on track)...
Tommy walks into the Daycare center, and all the kids start screaming, "YAY, A CLOWN, A CLOWN, A CLOWN!"
Tommy looks offended, and goes to yell at the little kids, but Moses Lake comes bursting out of a toy trunk and nails Tommy with a spear. He starts throwing the punches, left and right, at Tommy, and the kids are all screaming. Moses then throws Tommy through the front window of the Day Care, and then goes out the front door, and makes a cover. The same referee from the park, who is now dropping his kid off at the day care, counts the cover, 1, 2, 3!
Moses grabs the belt and runs downtown, where a Gay Pride Parade is taking place.
Former 2x EwC Champion Former Hardcore Champion Former International Champion (Record 148 Day Reign) Former Television Champion 2006 King of the Cage 2009 King of the Cage Hall of Fame Class of 2009
Post by {Impact Player} Olypsius on Dec 7, 2006 15:18:13 GMT -6
Olypsius follows after Lake with all his clown friends...once they get down to the gay parade the clows jump on Mses and start to do things with him... Olypsius kicks Moses in the face then taking the cover 1 2 3 Olypsius runs off down the street with the title along with the clowns
Singles Record 10-12-1 Tag Record 3-7-0 EwC Accomplishment (1x) Television Champion
Moses gets to his feet, and walks over to a pink Ford Pick-Up truck that has 8 gay guys in leather in the back, waving. Moses opens the door to the truck, pulls the driver out, and throws him to the ground. He then gets behind the wheel and speeds off after Olypsius, while the gay guys hold on for dear life.
Moses catches up to Olypsius and then swerves the truck and slams the brakes so all the gay guys go flying out of the back. They land on Olypsius. Moses gets out of the truck and pulls the gays off of Olypsius, then makes the cover. One of the guy gays, actually an EwC ref in disguise, counts, 1, 2, 3!
Moses takes the belt, hops back in the truck, and speeds off towards Chinatown.
Former 2x EwC Champion Former Hardcore Champion Former International Champion (Record 148 Day Reign) Former Television Champion 2006 King of the Cage 2009 King of the Cage Hall of Fame Class of 2009
Post by Shadow Man™ on Dec 7, 2006 16:22:06 GMT -6
While driving Moses hits a huge speed bump (which would later be revealed as a china man) and loses control of the truck THUS smashing into a poll.
Meanwhile Shadow Man was doing some shopping in China Town and spotted a little old china man laying on the ground in pain (see, told you). Shadow then sees the truck and runs over to see what was going on
Moses is in the front seat knocked out. Shadow spots the 24/7 title sticking out of Moses' pants.
Shadow opens the door and drags Moses out. He then pins him and yells to a little boy to smack the ground 3 times with his hand...which he does.
Shadow then writes a little note to Moses
"SEE YOU AT WRESTLEFEST BITCH"
Then runs off to his mo-ped and drives off towards the mall
*TBC*
"2004 & 2007 KING OF THE CAGE WINNER"
EWC SINGLES RECORD: 79-5-5 | EWC TAG TEAM: 23-4-0 CAREER WRESTLING RECORD 119-9-6
Shadow Man is walking out of the GAP in the mall. He is drinking an Orange Julius. He checks his watch, then walks down the corridor of the mall.
He walks by a poster for WrestleFest. It has an image of both Moses and himself on it. Shadow Man admires himself, but then is taken off guard when Moses Lake tears through the poster and gives Shadow Man the Knock Out.
Moses covers Shadow, and some fat kid counts the cover, 1, 2, 3!
Moses picks up the belt, and goes to leave when the fat kid holds out a marker and asks for an autograph. Moses looks around for something to right on. He then looks at Shadow Man. He then bends over and rights on Shadow Man's forhead: "Moses was here!"
Moses then draws a penis on Shadow Man's cheek, then gives the fat kid back his marker. Moses runs off as the fat kid tries to drag Shadow Man away.
Former 2x EwC Champion Former Hardcore Champion Former International Champion (Record 148 Day Reign) Former Television Champion 2006 King of the Cage 2009 King of the Cage Hall of Fame Class of 2009
Tommy Aero is sitting on a bench in the mall, checking out all the hot girls walking around. Just them Moses Lake runs by him with the Combat title. Tommy gets up and starts chasing Moses. Tommy grabs a shopping hard and is catching up to Mose. He bumps into Moses with the shopping card and Moses falls in. Tommy then steers the shopping card into the glass window at a Clothing store. Moses goes through the glass and hits the ground. Tommy picks up the shopping card and drops it on Moses. Tommy then pins Moses. 1....2....3.
Tommy has hidden in a Computer Store. He is looking at a laptop, and goes to type something on the keyboard, when the laptop snaps shut on his hands. Tommy yells out in a pain, and sees that it was Moses that snapped it shut.
Moses then picks up another laptop and smashes it across Tommy's face. He makes the cover, and the store manager comes over to yell at Moses!
Manager: You've got 'til the count of 3 to explain yourself! 1... 2... 3!
Moses: Thanks!
Moses grabs the belt, shoves the manager into a display case full of iPods, and then runs off.
Former 2x EwC Champion Former Hardcore Champion Former International Champion (Record 148 Day Reign) Former Television Champion 2006 King of the Cage 2009 King of the Cage Hall of Fame Class of 2009
Post by Deathcore Superstar ™ on Dec 7, 2006 21:11:15 GMT -6
unseen at first, something is then noticed flying from an upper level straight at Tommy Aero. It isnt until the cameras become focused at Tommy, that it is noticed it was in fact Arkaine who flatlined Tommy in the midst of a crowd that has begun to gather around teh two. Tommy is out cvold, as Damien continues to throw punch after punch into Tommy's face. Damien then covers Tommy as a sexy brunette walks up and makes the count..
1....2....3....
Damien rises to his feet, grabs the title and runs into the Local Toy Store..
Moses sees Olypsius being attacked by the 7 gay people. He just sits back and has a beer and let's them do the work. Then, after about 5 or 6 minutes, Moses walks over.
Moses: You ladies mind?
Moses then just puts a foot on Olypsius's chest.
Moses: Slap the ground three times, gals!
The gay guys slap the ground once, twice, thrice!
Moses picks up the belt and runs over to the side of the road. He hails a cab. One stops, and he gets in.
Moses: Airport, please, and step on it!
Last Edit: Dec 8, 2006 9:02:43 GMT -6 by Moses Lake
Former 2x EwC Champion Former Hardcore Champion Former International Champion (Record 148 Day Reign) Former Television Champion 2006 King of the Cage 2009 King of the Cage Hall of Fame Class of 2009
The cab driver turns and looks at Moses and it's, TOMMY AERO!
Moses tries to get out, but tommy locks the doors and drives off and crashes the card into a pole. Moses, not wearing his seat belt flys over the seat and hits the wind shield. tommy places Moses in the passenger seat and lays the seat back and Pins Moses. 1....2....3.
tommy grabs the belt and exits the cab and runs into a Walmart