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Post by Sedition: Gladiator on Feb 8, 2008 22:14:24 GMT -6
On the way to Rampage, Gladiator stops Montacor.
Gladiator: Hey, I think you should surrender that belt back to me.
Montacor let's out a loud screech and pulls out a switchblade.
Gladiator: Easy Monty, there is no reason anyone should get hurt here. You can keep the belt, just put the knife away.
Montacor puts the knife away and Gladiator pulls out a handgun. Montacor slaps himself in the forehead.
Gladiator: How many times do I have to tell you, no matted how good you get, I will always be better. Now lie down like a good little monkey.
Montacor lies down in a huff. Gladiator pins him 1... 2... 3. Gladiator grabs the belt. Montacor stands up and the two shake hands. Gladiator and Montacor continue on to heckle the performers on Rampage.
Co-Ruler Of The Sedition, Former VP Of The Sedition Wrestling Alliance, EWC Hall Of Famer, Former EWC World Champion, Former EWC Hardcore Champion, Former EWC North American Champion, Former HCW World Champion, Former Friday Night Rampage Co-GM, Current Champion Of Awesomeness, and all around great guy!
Post by Sedition: The Rev on Feb 9, 2008 12:48:23 GMT -6
Gladiator and Montacor are sitting inthe balcony heckling the performers on Rampage, specifically the large amount of female wrestlers on the card.
GLADIATOR: Hahahaha! Women can't wrestle! Make me a sandwich woman!
MONTACOR: Hahahaha!!!
One of the many matches featuring female performers ends. Gladiator and Montacor take a second to catch their breath. The ring announcer stands in the center of the ring.
ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to take this opportunity to acknowledge a guest sitting in the audience today. The man, the myth, the legend. North American Champion from the superior EWC program of Monday Night Brawl..... GLADIATOR!
Gladiator stands up and and waves to the fans. Despite hating Gladiator, the fans are clearly excited, just as people in attendance of Sunday Night Heat used to get excited when a RAW performer would grace them with his superior presence. Gladiator raises his 24 Hour Combat Championship belt over his head and begins to blow kisses to the fans. From behind The Rev sneaks up and dumps Gladiator's body over the edge of the balcony. He falls a long way down to the arena floor.
GLADIATOR: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!
As Gladiator hits the cement floor Rev rushes down the stairs to try and cover Gladiator for the win. But an eager teenage fan cover Gladiator first as his friend counts him down.
1....... 2....... 3!!!!!!!
The teenage fan celebrates as he holds is newly won 24 Hour Combat title over his head. From behind a drunken Mexican fan cracks a glass bottle over the teenagers head and covers him for the win.
1........ 2........ 3!!!!!!!!
The drunken Mexican now celebrates his win as 24 Hour Combat Champ. From the side an elderly old lady folds up her chair and cracks the Mexican over the head with the chair. She goes for the pin.
1.......... 2.......... 3!!!!!!!!!!
The fans are going nuts as this elderly old lady celebrates her win. Thankfully The Rev is now down on the floor. He spins the elderly lady around and headbutts her. He then covers her with ease with one finger for the win. 1........ 2........ 3!!!!!!!!
The Rev takes his title and runs to the backstage area, leaving the fans forever in his debt for providing some legendary Brawl action on the inferior Rampage show.
Champion, General Manager, sociopath. What will he do next?
Post by Sedition: Gladiator on Feb 9, 2008 21:15:03 GMT -6
The Rev leaves the Brawl arena. On his way out he spots a Subway on the corner.
Rev: Mmmmm, Subway.
Rev walks up to the Subway counter.
Rev: Hey, give me a meatball sub with everything on it. Don't get stingy with the banana peppers.
As the guy at the counter starts to make the sub, Gladiator quietly enters the Subway restaurant with Montacor by his side. Gladiator creeps up behind Rev and prepares to pounce. As Gladiator readies himself Montacor lets out a sneeze. Gladiator springs up and starts whistling like nothing happened. Rev turns around.
Rev: Gladiator, what are you doing here.
Gladiator: I heard that they double stuff their BMT's. I had to check it out.
Rev: Yeah, those BMT's are good. It makes #3 on my top 5 favorite subs from Subway list.
Gladiator: Good, then I'm in for a treat.
Rev turns back around. Gladiator then pinches Rev on the shoulder with something that resembles a vulcan nerve pinch. Rev doesn't seem to be phased by it. Montacor looks frustrated. He pulls out yet another cookie sheet and clocks Rev over the head with it. Gladiator looks at Montacor.
Gladiator: Thanks Montacor.
Montacor huffs and puffs. He crosses his arms and turns his back on Gladiator. Gladiator covers Rev 1... 2... 3. Gladiator grabs the belt and bolts out of the restaurant.
Gladiator: Come on Montacor, let's go to Mexico.
Gladiator and Montacor hop in a convienently placed hot air baloon and take flight to Mexico.
Co-Ruler Of The Sedition, Former VP Of The Sedition Wrestling Alliance, EWC Hall Of Famer, Former EWC World Champion, Former EWC Hardcore Champion, Former EWC North American Champion, Former HCW World Champion, Former Friday Night Rampage Co-GM, Current Champion Of Awesomeness, and all around great guy!
Post by Sedition: The Rev on Feb 10, 2008 9:01:03 GMT -6
Gladiator and Montacor are soring high above Mexico in their hot air balloon. Montacor is moaning and doing a starnge dance.
GLADIATOR: I won't be much longer...... well you should have gone to the bathroom, before we left then
Down on the ground in some bushes we find The Rev and Skippy Mohophosite #1. The Rev is armed with a rifle. He aims up in the sky and shoots several holes in the hot air balloon. It starts to lose altitude fast and come down.
GLADIATOR: Oh great! I told you travel by hot air balloon was a bad idea!
The balloon crashes to the ground and deflates. Gladiator and Montacor are covered by the giant balloon. The Rev hands his his rifle to Skippy and runs up to the crash site. He's trying desperately to find Gladiator underneath the deflated balloon. Rev pats the balloon daown as he crawls on his hands and knees. Finally he finds a lump underneath the balloon.
THE REV: It's Gladiator. Count him down Skippy.
The Rev is on top of the balloon wreckage as Skippy counts.
1.......... 2.......... 3!!!!!!!!!!
The Rev jumps up enthusiastically.
THE REV: That's for about 16 cookie sheet shots to the face! Now give me my belt. The Rev and Skippy pull the deflated balloon away only to find out it wasn't Gladiator that he just pinned, but Montacor the monkey. Gladiator is now behind The Rev with a cookie sheet in hand. He taps Rev on the shoulder and spins him around, nailing him over the head with the cookie sheet. Gladiator mocks Rev but little does he know Skippy #1 is standing right noext to him with the rifle still in hand. He knocks Gladiator out with a shot to the head with the rifle butt. Gladiator goes down. Rev is still knocked out from the cookie sheet. Skippy pulls Rev's lifeless body on top of Gladiator.
1........ 2........ 3!!!!!!!!
Skippy grabs the title, drags Rev across the ground by the legs and stands by the roadside, flagging down the 1st car that comes past. The car comes to a top and the driver rolls down the window. It's our old friend Dan Marino!
MARINO: Hey fellas. Need a ride?
T.B.C.
Champion, General Manager, sociopath. What will he do next?
Post by Sedition: Gladiator on Feb 10, 2008 14:33:43 GMT -6
Rev and Skippy #1 are riding in a car with Dan Marino.
Dan Marino: You know, I had a starring role opposite Jim Carey in Ace Ventura Pet Detective.
Rev: That's great Dan. Just get me out of here before Gladiator catches up to me and steals my title again.
Right on cue, Gladiator drives up alongside Dan Marino in a Hummer. He rams the side of Dan Marino's car.
Dan Marino: That maniac. He's gonna kill us.
Rev: If he wanted us dead, we'd be dead by now.
Montacor holds a bow and arrow out the window of the back seat. He shoots an arrow into the passenger side tire of Dan Marino's car. The tire deflates and Dan drives off the road into a ditch. The Rev gets out and starts running into a field. Gladiator hops out of the hummer and shoots Rev with a tranquilizer dart. Rev slowly starts to stumble and eventually collapses.
Gladiator: Montacor, neutralize Skippy #1. I'll go pin Rev.
Montacor laughs and pulls out a roll duct tape. Gladiator covers Rev 1... 2... 3. Gladiator grabs the belt. Dan Marino walks up to Gladiator.
Dan Marino: Excuse me, are you gonna pay for the damages to my car?
Gladiator shoots Marino with a tranquilizer dart. Marino colapses. Gladiator looks over to Montacor who has mumified Skippy #1 with duct tape.
Gladiator: Let's go.
Gladiator and Montacor hop in the Hummer and take off.
Co-Ruler Of The Sedition, Former VP Of The Sedition Wrestling Alliance, EWC Hall Of Famer, Former EWC World Champion, Former EWC Hardcore Champion, Former EWC North American Champion, Former HCW World Champion, Former Friday Night Rampage Co-GM, Current Champion Of Awesomeness, and all around great guy!
Post by Hurricane Jeff on Feb 11, 2008 5:22:03 GMT -6
But the Hummer gets stopped by a parked Car. Gladiator gets mad and gets out and goes to the car and leans towards the window to yell
Gladiator: What is your...
The Driver door opens and hits Gladiator in the face, knocking Gladiator out. You see Hurricane Jeff in the Car. He gets out and covers Gladiator and his midget friend is there to count.
1......2.....3.
HJ grabs the belt, gets back in his car and drives off
EwC Accomplishments Current Combat Champ (4x) (First person to successfully retain the title and also won the title once as Max Carter) Former Undisputed Champ Former International Champ EWC Hall of Famer
Post by President Mac on Feb 11, 2008 21:27:33 GMT -6
As Jeff is driving while singing to some George Michaels song he notices some hot chick stranded on the side of the road. Jeff pulls to the side and turns down the radio
HJ: "Car trouble?"
The sexy lady smiles and walks up the car
GIRL: "...and to think, you were so close"
HJ: "So close? So close to..."
At that point EWC President - BIG MAC!!! - smashes Jeff's side of the window and pulls him out of the car. Mac proceeds to kick away at the stunned Jeff
Post by William Masterson on Feb 11, 2008 21:47:51 GMT -6
Mac pulls up to a hotel and gets out of the car with the hot girl attached to his arm. The entire the hotel lobby where William Masterson sits reading a copy of the wall street journal. Masterson notices Mac and the girl and the title.
Masterson: What can she see in a man who dresses that badly?
Masterson reaches into his pocket and slides on his pair of brass knuckles. He sneaks up behind Mac who turns around at the worse possible time and sees Masterson approaching.
Big Mac: Tell me, do you want to keep getting funding for your show?
Masterson sulks away while Big Mac retains the title and escorts the woman to the elevator.
Masterson stands next to the elevator, leaning on it while giving the eye to the young lady.
"So, I've got a room upstairs. Some wine and cheese, a warm bath, you know. How about we talk this over in the most comfortable..."
Before he can finish, the door chimes open. Turning slightly, William is then greeted with a fire extinguisher to the face, causing him to go down in a heap. The young lady screams and runs off as Stray emerges from the elevator and pins William. A nearby bellboy makes the count.
1. 2. 3.
Picking up the title, Stray moves back into the elevator and closes the door. Then, on the elevator's ascent, he pushes the stop button, removes the upper paneling, and begins to climb up the cabling.
TBC
Wins/Losses: 17-5-1 Streak: -1 (Undefeated in Tag Matches thus far)
Post by Sedition: The Rev on Feb 12, 2008 2:49:30 GMT -6
Big Mac and the woman are still in the elevator. On the 22nd floor the doors slide open. The Rev walks in really excited.
REV: Hey Mac, guess what?
BIG MAC: Can't you see I'm busy here Rev? (arm around woman)
REV: Forget the hooker. This is the funniest thing I've ever seen. Stray just beat up Masterson for the 24 Hour Combat Title, only he didn't realize that Masterson never had the title in the first place.
BIG MAC: Ahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!
REV: Hahahahahahahaha!!!!
BIG MAC: Hahahahahahahaha!!!! OWWWW!!!
In the middle of a laugh attack, Rev has blind sided Mac with a crowbar to the side of the head. He covers Big Mac and waits for the woman to count him down. She looks mortified.
REV: Come on hooker! Get down on your hands and knees and I'll give you $20! All you gotta do is count to 3!
1........ 2........ 3!!!!!!!!
Rev grabs the title, slips the woman a bill, and gets off on the top floor. He heads for the roof where his helicopter is waiting.
T.B.C.
Champion, General Manager, sociopath. What will he do next?
Post by Sedition: Gladiator on Feb 12, 2008 6:14:40 GMT -6
Rev gets in his chopper. Skippy #1 is in the pilot seat. He tries to fire up the engine, but all it does is sputter. Rev looks frustrated. He gets out of the chopper and looks underneath it. He sees Gladiator and Montacor hiding underneath.
Rev: You disabled the engine didn't you?
Gladiator: Predictable huh?
Rev: Gladiator I'm disappointed in you. I kind of expected your chopper to shoot mine down or something. This just lacks originality.
Gladiator: I know.
Rev: Now you are on the ground under my chopper and really have no chance of beating me for my title.
From behind Skippy #2 hits Rev with a cookie sheet. However, on account of Skippy #2's below average physical strength, Rev barely feels it. He turns to face Skippy #2. Montacor jumps from under the chopper and sinks his teeth into Rev's leg. Rev howls in pain and starts flailing his arms around. Skippy #2 hits Rev 8 more times with the cookie sheet before Rev finally hits the ground. Gladiator covers him and Skippy #2 makes the count 1... 2... 3.
Gladiator grabs the title belt and hops in the chopper. Skippy #2 follows. Montacor goes under the chopper and fiddles with the engine, then he hops in as well. Gladiator goes up to the co-pilot seat and looks at Skippy #1.
Gladiator: I know your loyalties lie with The Rev, but if you get this chopper in the air you can fly anywhere you want.
Skippy #1: St.Joseph's convent it is. Sister Mary Margaret is waiting for me.
Skippy #1 takes off on their way to the convent.
Co-Ruler Of The Sedition, Former VP Of The Sedition Wrestling Alliance, EWC Hall Of Famer, Former EWC World Champion, Former EWC Hardcore Champion, Former EWC North American Champion, Former HCW World Champion, Former Friday Night Rampage Co-GM, Current Champion Of Awesomeness, and all around great guy!
Post by Hurricane Jeff on Feb 12, 2008 18:53:04 GMT -6
Before the chopper can take off, it stays on the ground and the engine goes off. Gladiator curious why as to whats wrong with the chopper, gets out of it and notice that theres a puddle of gas under the gas tank.
Gladiator: Why is there Gas on the ground.
Gladiator investiages closer to see a hole in the gas tank where all the gas excaped.
Gladiator: Who the Hell did this.
Then out of no where, Gladiator gets bitten on the knee cap. He looks down to see Hurricane Jeff's midget friend/referee. Gladiator looks up and Jeff is there and smacks Gladiator across the face with a shovel.
Midget: Where did you get that shovel?
HJ: It doesn't matter, just count.
HJ covers Gladiator. 1.....2....3.
HJ grabs the belt and he and the midget run off
TBC
EwC Accomplishments Current Combat Champ (4x) (First person to successfully retain the title and also won the title once as Max Carter) Former Undisputed Champ Former International Champ EWC Hall of Famer
Post by Sedition: Gladiator on Feb 12, 2008 23:20:57 GMT -6
Hurricane Jeff and his midget friend exit the building. As they try to wave down a taxi cab, Gladiator's monkey army swoop by on hang gliders. They drop large rocks on Hurricane Jeff. One of the rocks hits him on the head. Hurricane Jeff falls down out cold. Montacor and Gladiator emerge from the front doors of the building.
Gladiator covers Hurricane Jeff and Montacor motions for the midget to make the count. When the midget refuses Montacor grabs him by the throat and chokes him till he passes out. Montacor stands in as the ref and makes the count 1... 2... 3.
Gladiator grabs the belt. Gladiator salutes his monkey army in the air and he and Montacor hop in a cab.
Cab Driver: Where to?
Gladiator: Just keep driving and don't stop no matter what happens.
The cab takes off as the monkey army mumifies Hurricane Jeff with duct tape.
Co-Ruler Of The Sedition, Former VP Of The Sedition Wrestling Alliance, EWC Hall Of Famer, Former EWC World Champion, Former EWC Hardcore Champion, Former EWC North American Champion, Former HCW World Champion, Former Friday Night Rampage Co-GM, Current Champion Of Awesomeness, and all around great guy!
Post by Hurricane Jeff on Feb 13, 2008 19:54:40 GMT -6
20 hours later, Gladiator is seen walking down the street eating a hot dog. He gets to a cross walk. Cars stop and Gladiator begins crossing the street. All of a sudden, a car starts going and hits Gladiator. Gladiator flips over the car and hits the ground. The Car door opens and Hurricane Jeff steps out.
HJ: Sorry, Didn't see you there.
The Midget comes out behind him. HJ pins Gladiator and the midget counts. 1.....2....3.
HJ then gets back in his car and drives to a near by cave. He gets out of the car, pops the trunk and takes out some explosives.
HJ: Lets see them take this title from me now.
HJ sets up the explosive and he and the midget get in the cave. HJ lights the fuse on the explosives.
Midget: How are we going to get out?
All of a sudden, the explosive goes off, blocking the entrance of the cave
EwC Accomplishments Current Combat Champ (4x) (First person to successfully retain the title and also won the title once as Max Carter) Former Undisputed Champ Former International Champ EWC Hall of Famer
Link: Damnit!!!! Spending my weeknights cave diving was so relaxing until you screwjobs had to go mess things up! Ugh...
Link delivers an Extreme Kick to his old friend Hurricane Jeff.
Link: Sorry, buddy but no crime goes unpunished. Oh, and we should have been tag champs.
Link pins Jeff. 1...2....3.
Link knowing these caves like the back of his hand knows another way out. A longer way, but another way. He climbs out of the cave an hour later and boards a private plane. The plane has been checked and rechecked and there is NO ONE on board this plane. The plane has plenty of feul and takes off headed for Spain.
Post by Sedition: The Rev on Feb 13, 2008 21:20:11 GMT -6
The plane begins to experience turbulence half way through the flight. Link pushes a button calling for the pilot.
LINK: Pilot! What's going on up there?
There's no response.
LINK: Pilot!
Suddenly a voice comes booming over the PA system. It is that of The Rev.
REV: Greetings Link. You have my title and I want it back. Surrender it now, or you won't make it to Spain alive.
LINK: Ha! I thought ahead. Not only does this plane have plenty of fuel, but I thoroughly checked it and I know there's nobody on board. So I guess you're out of luck Rev.
REV: Why am I always under estimated. My voice comes to you from the ground in my secret bunker. You have plenty of fuel, nobody is on board with you. However I'll bet you never expected me to release an army of poisonous snakes from the cargo hold!
At that moments dozens of deadly looking snakes start slithering their way up to the front of the plane.
LINK: Aw man! There's no way to prepare for a safe flight.
Link straps on a parachute opens the door, and jumps from the plane. He pulls the chute and slowly descends to the ground. Waiting for him in an empty field is The Rev, with a cookie sheet in hand.
LINK: Come on, not the cookie sheet!
As Link hits the ground The Rev clocks him with the cookie sheet. Skippy #1 counts him down.
1........ 2........ 3!!!!!!!!
Rev grabs the title, hops in a van, and drives to the nearest town for directions, since Rev has no idea what country he's now in.
T.B.C.
Champion, General Manager, sociopath. What will he do next?
Lisbon. The last city on the peninsula of Europe. As an accident the Rev has landed here. Dj Jones is here for only what unknown reason. He walks proudly through the streets of Lisbon wearing a Spongebob Squarepants t-shirt and his old penguin friend Philip waddling nearby. He notices the Rev walking around trying to blend in and hide. He stalks the Rev. He finally notices the Rev walk down an alleyway to a dead end. DJ and Philip run and try to trap the Rev in the alleyway. When they come around the corner no one is there. DJ looks at Philip in a confused stare until he is hit over the back of the head with a garbage can. DJ stmbles and Philip is startled, but the Rev is unimpressed. DJ regains his composure and faces of with the Rev. A long bloody brawl erupts with no man the victor. Suddenly the Rev catches Dj with a right hand and knocks him down. Philip waddles over to DJ and checks if his friend is okay. DJ grabs Philip by his little webbed feet and whacks the Rev in the head, knocking him unconscience. DJ covers as Philip stumbles around like a drunk buffoon. Philip finally gains his composure and counts the three. Dj takes the title and looks down at the Rev.
DJ: A little trick I taught him. Count to three.
Philip lies back down on the ground and mimics a referee counting to three.
DJ: Let's go Philip.
DJ and Philip turn around and walk off. The board a plane and head towards Niagara Falls. DJ and Philip stand on a balcony overlooking the greatwaterfall that seperates America and Canada. DJ is wearing a white "I love penguins." t-shirt and Philip is wearing a black "I love humans" t-shirt.
Level-One dressed as a tourist, walks up behind DJ Jones speaking a funny mexican accent
LO: Do you know, how to get to Mexico from here?
DJ, shrugs his shoulders and his punched across the face. Level-One smashes DJ Jones head against the railing, making the pin. His own penguin counting the pin fall
1...
2...
3!
Level-One get's up and looks down at DJ Jones, before deciding to throw his lifeless body into the water below, where he will soon fight to survive.
Level-One grabs his title, and jumps on a nearby tour bus around the facility.
Singles Record- 26-6-1-4 Tag Record- 10-3-0 Streak: 2+ Last Win- Amy Rosen Last Loss- Dr. Rosen & Crazyman
Current True Experts Champion 2x World Heavyweight Champion 1x 1/2 Tag Team Champion 1x Television champion 1x United States Champion 07 rookie of the year
*After Level One takes his seat, he looks up to see a man he doesn't recognize staring down at him. The man gives a smirk*
Illusion: Excuse me.... You wrestle in EC.......
*Before finishing Illusion grabs level one and smashes his face into his knee. Illusion then pulls Level One out of the seat and throws him in the isle. The bus schreeches to a halt. Illusion goes for the cover and the bus driver slams his hand to the floor.
1...... 2...... 3..............
Illusion grabs the title and walks toward the door of the bus.*
Link smacks Illusion in the face with a large fish and Illusion goes down hard and fast (thats what she said). He continues to kick and slap him in the face with the fish. He picks Illusion up and spits in his face and then delivers a swift kick to the face. He covers and the bus driver comes out and makes the count. Link takes the title and throws Illusion back onto the bus. Link hands the driver a ten and the bus driver drives off getting onto the southbound freeway. Link, now with the title in hand runs to an open field.
Post by Sedition: Gladiator on Feb 15, 2008 23:40:28 GMT -6
Little does Link know, Gladiator has laid bear traps in the field in the event of someone running through with the title. One of the traps closes on Link's leg. He howls in pain. Gladiator pops up from a hole in the ground and covers him. Montacor gives the count 1... 2... 3.
Gladiator grabs the belt and celebrates. He hops on a motorcycle with a side car for Montacor.
Gladiator: Let's go Montacor. Vegas awaits.
Gladiator drives off to Las Vegas.
Co-Ruler Of The Sedition, Former VP Of The Sedition Wrestling Alliance, EWC Hall Of Famer, Former EWC World Champion, Former EWC Hardcore Champion, Former EWC North American Champion, Former HCW World Champion, Former Friday Night Rampage Co-GM, Current Champion Of Awesomeness, and all around great guy!
Post by Hurricane Jeff on Feb 16, 2008 19:54:05 GMT -6
Gladiator arrives in Vegas and a hooker comes up to him. Distracted by the hooker, Gladiator gets kicked in the side of the head and goes down. Hurricane Jeff is there with the midget. Jeff covers Gladiator and the midget counts. 1.....2....3.
HJ gets up, grabs the belt, gives the hooker some money and then runs into the casino
EwC Accomplishments Current Combat Champ (4x) (First person to successfully retain the title and also won the title once as Max Carter) Former Undisputed Champ Former International Champ EWC Hall of Famer
::Looking up from his card game in disbelief Link shakes his head and smiles::
Link: Jeff!
HJ: Link!
::Link punches Jeff across the face::
Link: I swear man, we really should have been tag team champs and everytime I see you I'm reminded of that, and it pisses me off!
::Link picks up jeff and powerbombs him through one of the card tables. He grabs a server tray and proceeds to beat him with the tray.::
Link: Now stay away from me.
::He pins Jeff as one of the dealers makes the 3 count. Link gets up and begins to walk away when he sees a midget staring at him. Link lowers his sunglasses giving the small man a glance before lifting his sunglasses back up. He starts to walk away but then turns and punts the midget clear across the Casino. He walks outside and meets the hooker::
Link: Jeff pay you? Cool. Lets ride.
The two jump into his convertible and head towards California.
Post by Sedition: Gladiator on Feb 17, 2008 20:48:18 GMT -6
As Link nears California, his vehicle is stopped by a blockade of Monkeys in shriner's hats. Link hops out of the car.
Link: What's going on here?
The monkeys attack. They bite, claw and beat him down. When they are done with him he is a bloody mess. Gladiator pulls up on his motorcycle with Montacor in the sidecar. Gladiator gets out and covers Link. Montacor counts him down 1... 2... 3. Gladiator gets up and grabs the title.
Gladiator: Thanks boys. As your reward you can have this hooker.
As the monkeys advance on the hooker, her eyes bug out. Gladiator and Montacor hop back onto their motorcycle and continue on to California.
Co-Ruler Of The Sedition, Former VP Of The Sedition Wrestling Alliance, EWC Hall Of Famer, Former EWC World Champion, Former EWC Hardcore Champion, Former EWC North American Champion, Former HCW World Champion, Former Friday Night Rampage Co-GM, Current Champion Of Awesomeness, and all around great guy!
Driving off to California Gladiator is stopped by a roadblock patrolled by a masked man.
Masked Man: Sorry, this is as far as you go sir.
Gladiator: What the hell is this?!
MM: I'm going to have to ask you to step outside your car.
Gladiator: I'm going to have to ask for idenitification!
MM: How is this for identification?
The masked man with a swift roundhouse kick knocks Gladiator out cold. He pins him and while a paid referee makes the three count.
New Champ: Masked Man
The ref gets into Glaiators vehicle driving east with Montacor. The masked man gets on his own bike and follows. They arrive to find Link fighting off as many monkeys. The finally prevails but is too weak to stand. The Masked Man goes up to Link and lies next to him. The ref gets out and puts links arm over the MM and counts to three.
New Champ: Link.
The Masked Man gets into the motorcycle originally driven by Gladiator and puts an unconscious link in the side car. The ref and Montacor take the Masked Mans motor cycle and head east towards vegas while the MM and Link head towards California, passing a confused Gladiator and the road block. Link wakes up as the pass by Gladiator and he musters up the strength to give Gladiator the one finger salute.
Post by Sedition: Gladiator on Feb 19, 2008 15:36:20 GMT -6
Gladiator is in the back of a truck. He is on a cell phone.
Gladiator: Ok, Skippy #2, do you have Montacor... Good. Meet me at the Rendez Vous point in Sacramento. Governor Scwartzenegger will be expecting us.
The truck pulls into a diner where it is said that Link was eating. Gladiator walks into the diner where Link and the Masked Man are sitting at a table. Gladiator grabs a bowl of hot soup and throws it in the Masked Man's face. Link gets up and tries to bolt out the door. Gladiator throws a metal tray at him and knocks him down. Gladiator picks him up and throws him through the diner window to the outside. Gladiator walks outside and covers him 1... 2... 3.
Gladiator picks up the title and hops back onto the back of the truck. He looks at the driver who is Gladiator's old friend Tom Berenger on a weekend pass from prison.
Gladiator: Take me to the Governor's mansion Tom. When we get there you'll get your 5 bucks.
Tom Berenger: Alright, I'm order a meal from McDonald's tonight.
Berenger drives off towards Sacramento to meet up with Governor Schwartzenegger.
Co-Ruler Of The Sedition, Former VP Of The Sedition Wrestling Alliance, EWC Hall Of Famer, Former EWC World Champion, Former EWC Hardcore Champion, Former EWC North American Champion, Former HCW World Champion, Former Friday Night Rampage Co-GM, Current Champion Of Awesomeness, and all around great guy!
Post by Marcus Moore on Feb 19, 2008 20:50:24 GMT -6
Wiping the tears from his eyes Marcus Moore looks up to see a truck pulling into a gas station right outside of Sacramento. He sees Gladiator step out of the back with the title resting over he shoulder. Gladiator stretches and makes a joke about "showing them what's up". Marcus Moore grabs the attention of a cop nearby.
"Excuse me sir, isn't that Tom Beringer? I believe he is in violation of his probation."
The cop gets turns and gets on his radio to confirm this while Marcus runs full speed at Gladiator. Before he can react Gladiator gets a mouthful of Marcus Moore's fist. Marcus repeatedly shoves Gladiators head into the gas pump. As blood covers Gladiators face Marcus begins to pump the gas all over Gladiators swollen body. He lights a match, but before he can do anything the cop yells, "Hey, this isn't HCW, take it elsewhere."
Marcus puts the light out and covers Gladiator. The cop makes the three count.
Marcus takes the title, slashes the trucks tires and runs into the gas station bathroom where he locks to door behind him and waits.
Marcus: Jusqu' à la fin
*1/2 of Wrestlings Most Important Force the Culture Curanderos!*
Post by Sedition: The Rev on Feb 20, 2008 12:41:50 GMT -6
Marcus locks the bathroom door and smiles, stroking his new belt.
MARCUS: Let's see them get to me in here.
REV: Hey!
It's only now that Marcus realizes Rev was in the bathroom the whole time. He's sitting on the toilet with his pants around his ankles,
REV: Can't a man take a dump in peace?
Marcus rips the paper towel dispenser off the wall and is about to bash it against Rev's head until at the last second Rev pulls a gun on Marcus.
REV: Don't even try it.
Rev keeps the gun pointed at Marcus as he stands up, wipes, and pulls his pants back up.
MARCUS: Just lower the gun, I'll lower my weapon, and we can settle this like men.
REV: Deal.
MARCUS: On the count of 3. 1.........
REV: 2............
MARCUS: 3......
Marcus drops the paper towel dispenser, but unfortunate for him Rev keeps keeps the gun aimed directly at Marcus' head.
REV: Never trust The Sedition. Now lay down for a 3 count or I'll shoot you in the face.
Marcus swiftly kicks the gun out of Rev's hand. He attempts to swing another fist but The Rev drops down and delivers a Drop Toe Hold, sending Marcus' head crashing down against the side of the toilet bowl. Rev calls outside for Skippy to come in and covers him. Skipy comes through the door and counts. 1.......... 2.......... 3!!!!!!!!!!
Rev grabs the belt, flushes the toilet behind him. The toilet clogs and the water begins spilling over the side of the bowl.
REV: Oops. Let's get out of here.
As the toilet overflows Rev and Skippy close the bathroom door behind them and run out of the gas station. Outside they find Gladiator still passed out. Rev looks him over and ignores him. He hops in the truck where Tom Berenger is still in the driver seat.
TOM: What happened to Gladiator?
REV: Shut up and drive Tom!
Tom drives Rev and Skippy away in the truck, none of them realizing that the tires were slashed and are quickly delfating. They head off down the bumpy road.
T.B.C.
Champion, General Manager, sociopath. What will he do next?
*As the truck finally comes to a stop, Tom, no longer being able to drive it Illusion walks up to the passenger window, which is down and looks in, his cocky smile on his face (of course).
Illusion: Hmm... what do you know. The Rev can be stopped. Didn't think that could happen, but sure, here you are. Stopped.
The Rev: Who the hell are you?
Illusion: Aye, just think of me as another barberous irish welp fresh of the boat.
*Illusion chuckles to himself then slams a knife into the hood of the truck.*
Illusion: Get out of the damn truck boyo. Are ya that ignorant that yeh not be realizin a challenge at hand?
*Furrious The Rev jumps out of the truck, and just as he turns towards Illusion, Illusion smashes a bottle of Guinness to the side of The Rev's head, then pushes him up against the truck, and slams his head into The Rev's head. Illusion throws him to the ground and covers him, but nobody is there to count.*
Illusion: AYE! Damn it! Nobody here to count! Ah feck it. One two, and that be three. Titles mine bollix!
*Illusion grabs the title and runs into a small dinner the is just off the side of the road.*