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Post by President Mac on Feb 2, 2008 0:27:33 GMT -6
From 12:32AM CST on the 2ND of the month of FEBRUARY till 11:59PM on the LAST day of FEBRUARYany wrestler may attempt to dethron THE CHAMPION of the title. The person left with the title at 11:59PM (on the last day of the month) will be the new champion for THAT month and may CLAIM the title in there title histories
If YOU are left as the CHAMPION at the end of the month (or hold onto the title for more then 24hours), you are able to CLAIM yourself as a TRUE COMBAT champion! At the start of every month a NEW posting will be made and the BELT will be up for grabs!
NO OOC COMMENTS ARE ALLOWED AT ALL YOU MUST POST DESCRIPTIVE TITLE CHANGES...not just "Bob covers for the pin...1...2...3...new champ
Try to be creative and MUST BE REALISTIC. You CANNOT kill a wrestler or USE him in a way that would HURT is persona. Try to add to the story...how you beat him and where you go next.
ADD *TBC* at the end of every post if you can remember to do so
Have fun!!!!
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President Mac stands in the middle of the ring in the empty MTS Centre in Winnipeg Manitoba where every combat title begins it's new reign!
Mac has the belt raised high above the ring and then walks out as the scene fades to black
Post by Ebon ::.FO®CE.:: on Feb 2, 2008 0:32:15 GMT -6
Ebon comes into the arena wearing a Repo Man style mask and takes the title, he leaves the MTS Centre (Center?) and goes to the airport where he hops on a plane to Miami, once in Miami he hides out in Dan Marino's Mansion...
(2x)EWC TAG TEAM CHAMPION (1x)EWC NORTH AMERICAN CHAMPION
my other character Carlos Ortiz has been officially retired in the wake of his pic base Charles Lewis passing away. Mask did alot for the sport of MMA and the brief convo we had will always be a treasured memory
Post by Sedition: The Rev on Feb 2, 2008 1:20:17 GMT -6
Ebon and Dan Marino are shooting a game of Billiards on Marino's brand new pool table, only little does Ebon know that that's not Dan Marino aiming for the 8 ball, that's The Rev in a plastic Dan Marino halloween mask wearing a t-shirt with the words "Hi, I'm Dan Marino" on the front. Rev intentionally misses his shot, and as Ebon lines up his next shot, Rev breaks the pool cue over the back of his head. He rolls him onto the pool table and makes the cover.
1.......... 2............. 3!
Rev grabs the belt and runs out, leaving Ebon scratches his head as to why his old friend Dan Marino would blindside him like that. The Rev hops in Dan Marino's car and drives down to the nail salon, where he hopes to pick up Dan Marino's wife for a night out on the town.
Post by Sedition: Gladiator on Feb 2, 2008 6:49:45 GMT -6
Along the way to picking up Dan Marino's wife, Rev decides to stop and pick up Gladiator. Rev walks into the mansion and runs up to Gladiator.
Rev: Gladiator look, I got the 24 hour combat title.
Gladiator: That's great Rev.
Rev: I've got Dan Marino with me, we're going to pick up his wife. Come along.
Gladiator gives Montacor a nod. Montacor comes from behind and hits Rev over the head with a Cookie Sheet. Gladiator covers The Rev 1... 2... 3. Gladiator grabs the belt and runs out to the car. Gladiator gets in the driver seat. He continues along the way to the nail salon.
Co-Ruler Of The Sedition, Former VP Of The Sedition Wrestling Alliance, EWC Hall Of Famer, Former EWC World Champion, Former EWC Hardcore Champion, Former EWC North American Champion, Former HCW World Champion, Former Friday Night Rampage Co-GM, Current Champion Of Awesomeness, and all around great guy!
Being the woman that she was, she sat in the pedicure station, soaking her feet away in the those spa chairs. The woman next to her smiled and nodded.
Dan Marino's Wife: Oh yeah... this is really nice!
The two giggled like high school biffles, and then when the door jingled, the two looked over to see who entered. There walked in Gladiator, sporting the 24 hour title for this month. A mischevious smirk appeared on Thalia's face as Gladiator passed her over as if she was invisible and started talking to Dan Marino's wife. A playful smirk on her face, she tipped her nail stylist before they got to work. Thalia could always wait to get a pedicure. She moved up behind him and in her best accented voice.She reached over to the waxing booth and grabbed the stick of hot wax, and a strip in her other hand, she started as quickly applying the hot wax to his arm and then placed the strip over it, and pulled it off.
Thalia: Oh honey.. you so hairy!
Gladiator grabs his arm in pain and turns quickly around, to see Thalia standing there, smirking that playful smile of hers. She throws a hook to the side of his face and knocks him to the ground, and while he was on the ground, she went into for a sleeper chokehold, knocking him out. Once he was K.O'd... she went for the three count.
1.... 2... 3.....
She hopped up and took the belt, blowing a kiss to Gladiator and waved to Mrs. Marino before running out, getting in that car Gladiator used to get there, and headed towards Ft. Lauderdale.
Ft Lauderdale. A place of great annoyance to DJ Jones. He sits there impatiently, waiting for his burger from a local burger joint. Thalia Rodriguez comes up in a blaze of fury. DJ Jones notices and begins to hunt. He stalks Thalia until she is unaware of her precence. Suddenly he begins his vicious attack. He uses everything around him to bloody and literally destroy Thalia. Finally he picks her up and delivers a Code of Honor off a high stack of lumber in a construction area. DJ Jones covers as a referee comes out of a port-o-potty and notices the cover. He counts: 1 . . . 2 . . . . 3.
DJ picks up his new title and walks away. He drives to the tip of Florida and takes a plan to Brazil. He hides in the Amazon jungle and waits for someone to come after him.
Post by Ebon ::.FO®CE.:: on Feb 2, 2008 17:44:35 GMT -6
while hiding in the jungle DJ see's a tabby cat walks in and completely freaks out
DJ: AHHH IT's A JAGUAR!
DJ runs away and trips over a fallen tree and is knocked out. Ebon walks in with DJ's arch enemy The Weedwacker
Ebon: I didnt even need this...
Ebon makes the pin 1...2...3
Ebon flys to Cuba, once in Cuba he hits Fidel with the combat title and swims back to Miami where he relaxes on the beach with Dan Marino's daughter
(2x)EWC TAG TEAM CHAMPION (1x)EWC NORTH AMERICAN CHAMPION
my other character Carlos Ortiz has been officially retired in the wake of his pic base Charles Lewis passing away. Mask did alot for the sport of MMA and the brief convo we had will always be a treasured memory
Beth Harte sees Ebon lying on the beat and grabs a pale and shovel and sneaks up on him, sticking the pale on his head and beating it with the shovel. Ebon stumbled around before Beth rolled him up into a small package.
Beth: 1...2...3
Beth grabs the title and then runs and hides in an underground sand bunker
As Cameron Hayden 2x EWC World Heavyweight Champion EWC World Tag Team Champion EWC Rampage Television Champion EWC Hall of Fame Inductee As Beth Harte EWC United States Champion
Little does Beth know, James and Rusty are already hiding inside the bunker.
James: Do it! Hit Beth in the head with this cinderblock!
Rusty: But she's a girl!
James: This is coming from the guy who elbowed Della Reese over a piece of chicken in 1975? Do it!
Rusty: But she's so cute!
Finally, james gets frustrated and grabs Beth. Due to the weight difference, James just lays over her like a slug and Rusty counts 1..2...3! New Champion. James takes the belt and goes to Ecuador. But before he gets off of Beth, he says
James: Don't tell my wife about this.
Career Record: 42-8-1 1 NC EwC Undisputed World Champion(1x)
Post by Sedition: The Rev on Feb 2, 2008 21:29:02 GMT -6
In Ecuador at the Ecuador National Airport, James Chambers is being held up by customs. A customs officer, which likes strikingly similar to The Rev with a cheap fake mustache, leads him into an interrogation room.
Rev Disguised as Customs Officer: In my right hand is your passport. In my left hand, a videotape of you in a compromising position with Beth Harte. Choose which one is more important to you.
Chambers lunges at Rev at snatches the video tape out of his hand. He pulls out the tape and starts tearing it apart frantically. After destroying most of the tape, Chambers glances at the title printed on the front.
Chambers: Gigli? Hey, Beth Harte wasn't in Gigli..... come to think of it neither was I......
Before Chambers can get his next sentence out, Rev takes the remaining strands of the videtape and strangles Chambers with it until he begins to lose conciousness. He covers Chambers for
1....... 2....... 3!!!!!!!!!
Rev rips off his fake mustache, grabs the Title and runs to catch his flight back to America, now traveling under James Chambers passport.
T.B.C.
Champion, General Manager, sociopath. What will he do next?
Post by Sedition: Gladiator on Feb 2, 2008 22:52:38 GMT -6
While on the plane a flight attendant has their back turned to The Rev. Rev turns to the flight attendant.
Rev: Yes, I'd like one Fresca, and one glass of ice please.
The flight attendant turns around and Rev sees that it's actually Gladiator's head monkey Montacor.
Rev: Montacor, I didn't know you took on a second job.
Montacor pulls a cookie sheet out from behind his back and levels The Rev with it. Gladiator jumps out from under one of the seats and covers him 1... 2... 3. Gladiator grabs the belt.
Gladiator: Good work Montacor. The cookie sheet works every time.
Gladiator and Montacor put parachutes on their back. They open the hatch of the airplane and dive out. Gladiator opens his chute and he and Montacor land on a deserted island with the title in their grasp.
Co-Ruler Of The Sedition, Former VP Of The Sedition Wrestling Alliance, EWC Hall Of Famer, Former EWC World Champion, Former EWC Hardcore Champion, Former EWC North American Champion, Former HCW World Champion, Former Friday Night Rampage Co-GM, Current Champion Of Awesomeness, and all around great guy!
As Gladiator and Montacor landed on this deserted island and they started to walk and felt like they were going down.
Gladiator: What the heck?
They both look down and realized they were standing in quick sand and they were going down fast. They start to try to pull themselves up but it was no use because it was no way for them to get out. They looked up and it seems to be a woman dressed cover head and toe and her face was also cover with a veil it seems. She threw like a rope out to the Gladiator and help him out of the quick sand and he crawls over to her standing up with a smile on his face with the title in his hand with a grin taking his hat off toward her.
Thank you miss.
She just give him a smile and that when he gets closeline from behind by a big man. Galditor was about to get up and that when the woman drop a her elbow into his back. She waits for him to get up and that when another female came out of nowhere and give him a low blow from behind as the other one with the veil give him kick to the face that sends him backwards on to his back. Both girls jump on top of him.
1
2..
3...
The girl took off her veil and he notice it was the Vixen Sister along with Demon. They smirk as they walked off the island to a boat they had waiting for them. They got on the boat and it end in Japan it seems somehow and as they got the boat....
Post by Ebon ::.FO®CE.:: on Feb 3, 2008 1:55:58 GMT -6
As the Vicen Sisters are enjoying the sights of Japan they are attacked by Female Japanese Yakuza members after they are laid out Ebon and Dan Marino walk by...
Dan Marino: So do you love my daughter?
Ebon tries to dodge the question and the Vixen Sisters make for a good topic changer
Ebon: Hey Dan can you count to 3?
Dan: Umm let me see...1...2...damn it one sack to many
Ebon makes the cover
Ebon: Quick Dan count to three
Dan:
1
2
I always forget what comes next
Ebon mouthes the word "three"
Dan: 3!!!
Ebon gets up, goes to the airplane and flys to Hawaii and hides out with Dog The Bounty Hunter
(2x)EWC TAG TEAM CHAMPION (1x)EWC NORTH AMERICAN CHAMPION
my other character Carlos Ortiz has been officially retired in the wake of his pic base Charles Lewis passing away. Mask did alot for the sport of MMA and the brief convo we had will always be a treasured memory
Dog the Bounty Hunter is on stage on a talk show, crying about how sorry he is for breaking the law and how he never wants to go to prison and Ebon starts whispering things to say into Dog's ear.
DtBH: And my wife's boobs are huge...and my mullet confirms that I am indeed my dad's second cousin...and....
That's when the cameraman hoists the camera off of its stand onto his shoulder, and rushes Ebon, breaking the lens over Ebon's skull. Ebon staggers around with this massive television camera on his head. Dog spins around to look at the ruckus, that's right, the ruckus.
DtBH: What the FUCK?!
The camera man is none other than, Sean "The Man" Ferguson, and he kicks Ebon in the chest and pins him.
Sean: Hey Dog, how many men had their way with you in jail?
DtBH: Well, let's see, there was one....two....umm....does it count if the guy is wearing a dress?
Sean: YES!
DtBH: Ok, well, four then!
Sean: What happened to three?!
DtBH: I was double teamed, that's why it was four and not three!
Sean stands and celebrates. He grabs the 24 Hour Combat Title and runs out of the studio.
TBC
It is important to note, I'm not a superhero. You may think I am, but I'm not. So, please stop insisting otherwise.
Post by Sedition: Gladiator on Feb 4, 2008 5:47:15 GMT -6
Ferguson runs out of the studio. He attempts to cross the street, but a taxi cab speeds up and hits him. We see that the driver of the cab is none other than Gladiator's loyal monkey Montacor. Montacor gets out of the cab and covers Ferg 1... 2... 3.
Montacor grabs the title and starts celebrating. Gladiator comes up to him.
Gladiator: Montacor, you were supposed to let me pin him. Now lie down so I can cover you and win the title.
Montacor hugs the belt and shakes his head no. Gladiator pulls out another deadly cookie sheet and nails Montacor over the head. Montacor drops down and covers him 1... 2... 3.
Gladiator grabs the belt. He picks up Montacor and gets in the cab. Gladiator drives to the nearest Vet to get Montacor checked out.
Co-Ruler Of The Sedition, Former VP Of The Sedition Wrestling Alliance, EWC Hall Of Famer, Former EWC World Champion, Former EWC Hardcore Champion, Former EWC North American Champion, Former HCW World Champion, Former Friday Night Rampage Co-GM, Current Champion Of Awesomeness, and all around great guy!
Gladiator: You know darn well monkeys can't be the 24 Hour Combat Champion.
Montacor: SCREECHSCREECHSCREECH!
Gladiator: I am not a racist! I meant monkeys in the Darwinian sense of the word...
Gladiator is standing beside Montacor in an exam room at the local veterinarian hospital. Gladiator's sidekick is sitting on the edge of the exam table with a bandage around his little fuzzy head and Gladiator is lightly petting him.
Gladiator: If it makes you feel better, I'll let you hold the belt when we get home.
Montacor rolls his eyes as the door to the exam room swings open. Gladiator spins on his heels and puts his hands up defensively.
Gladiator: Listen here, son...
Sean "The Man" Ferguson breezes past Gladiator, shoving him up against the wall. Gladiator's eyes roll back into his head as he slides down the wall and onto the floor. Montacor's eyes widen as Sean makes a b-line for the little guy.
Sean: You stole my belt!
Montacor: SCREECH!
Sean lunges for Montacor, and the monkey does a sitting backflip along the length of the table. Sean's eyebrow raises at the one-ups-manship and Montacor leaps into the air and comes down hard on the opposite end of the table, causing a see-saw effect on the table. The table pops off of its frame and catches Sean right under his chin. He staggers backwards and Montacor does a running dropkick off of the table into Sean's face. Sean spins around and runs into the door frame. Sean turns holding his nose as blood runs down the front of his shirt to find Montacor in attack mode.
Montacor: SCREECHSCREECHSCREEEEEEECH!
Sean: You little...
Sean's face softens as he reaches into the pocket of his jeans and pulls out a nice sized banana.
Sean: You know, for once little guy, it actually was a banana in my pocket!
We see Sean take a step or two before a look of concern crosses his face. And we see just in time that Montacor as the belt out of Sean's jeans in his hands, and that Sean's jeans have fallen down around his ankles. Having tried to take steps too big, Sean falls on top of the crumpled Gladiator, Sean face down in Gladiator's lap. Montacor takes around in Sean's jeans for another banana as the physicians assistant comes walking in. Her jaw drops at the erotic scene and she runs out of the room screaming.
PA: NOT AGAIN! DADDY GET OUT OF MY PANTS!
Finding two more bananas in Sean's pockets, Montacor sits and begins counting his bountiful feast.
Montacor: Screech....screech....screech.....
Sean slowly gets to his feet, pulls his pants up, and runs out to the waiting room where Gladiator has left the 24 Hour Combat Title hanging on the coat rack. Sean grabs it and run's out of the office into the rain.
***TBC***
It is important to note, I'm not a superhero. You may think I am, but I'm not. So, please stop insisting otherwise.
Sean runs out into the rain, quickly becoming soaked to the bone. Looking up and down the street and finding no cabs, he turns into a nearby alley, pressing against the wall for a moment to rub the water from his hair and eyes. As he does so, a voice echoes from the doorway over his left shoulder.
"Welcome to my parlor..."
As Sean turns, Stray leaps out of the doorway, tackling The Man to the ground. Grabbing his short hair with both hands, Stray beats Sean's head into the wet cement over and over, until the brown and black water runs red. Pinning his prey, a nearby bum makes the count.
1. 2. 3.
Grabbing the title, Stray slowly stands, laughing as he turns and walks further into the alley before climbing up a nearby fire escape.
TBC
Wins/Losses: 17-5-1 Streak: -1 (Undefeated in Tag Matches thus far)
Post by Elijah Cross on Feb 5, 2008 0:30:35 GMT -6
As Stary gets to the top, he enters what appears to be an abandoned apartment.
Stray: Ah... solace.
As Stary enters the kitchen, a loud "THUD!" is heard before we see Stray go down. Mike Corral crawls out of a rediculously small cabinet, a look of annoyance on his face.
Mike: That'll teach you not to look for me when we play hide-and-seek! Bastard.
Mike then notices the title Stray has and quickly covers... But there's no ref!
Frustrated, Corral goes over to the next door, knocking loudly on it. Finally, somebody answers.
Mike: Seinfeld?
Jerry Seinfeld: Yes?
Mike: Come here.
Mike leads Seinfeld into the apartment building where Stray is beginning to get up.
Mike: Oh no you don't.
Mike grabs Stray and ***CENSORED BY THE SOCIETY TO KEEP PROMOS RELEVANT***, hitting him with A False Sin!! Stray goes down as Mike covers him. Seinfeld starts to count..
1...
2...
3..!!
Winner: Mike Corral
Mike quickly grabs the title and runs off laughing as Seinfeld looks in amazement at what he saw. Corral hops into the nearest cab and heads for the airport...
TBC
REMEMBER.
EwC United States Champion (1x) EwC Tag Team Champion (1x with Jamal Jackson as Team Co-Jack) EwC 24-Hour Combat Champ (May '08) EwC Veteran
Of course, getting onto the plane for Mike isn't easy. Especially with "The Prophecy" written on his ID forms at check-in. But after getting his tickets, Mike makes his way through security. Taking off his shoes and placing them onto the conveyor belt, Mike steps through the metal detector with...no beeps! Grabbing his shoes, the ol' Prophet begins to put them back on.
But then Stray rushes out of the security room and grabs Mike by the belt and hair, and then tosses him up the conveyor belt. The security guard shrieks as Mike's skull shows up on the screen, and then grimaces as Stray's hand (or boney hand on the screen) smacks repeatedly into Mike's skull. Pulling his body out of the x-ray machine, Stray pins Mike and a nearby guard makes the count.
1. 2. 3.
Grabbing the title from the little tray bin, Stray walks off.
TBC
Wins/Losses: 17-5-1 Streak: -1 (Undefeated in Tag Matches thus far)
Post by Sedition: Gladiator on Feb 6, 2008 8:13:37 GMT -6
Stray leaves the airport. As he is waving down a taxi cab, an airport security guard puts him in handcuffs. The guard takes Stray to a holding cell. Inside the holding cell there is a man in the shadows.
Man In Shadows: Thank you #2 that will be all.
Stray turns around and sees that the security guard who arrested him is none other than Skippy#2. Gladiator emerges from the shadows with a cookie sheet in his hands. He nails Stray over the head with the cookie sheet and goes for the cover 1... 2... 3.
Gladiator stands up and looks at the cookie sheet.
Gladiator: Ahhh, cookie sheets. The deadliest weapon in wrestling.
Gladiator grabs the belt and takes off. He gets into a limo being driven by Montacor. The limo stops outside a burger shop.
Gladiator: Wait here Montacor. I've got me a hankerin' for a cheeseburger.
Gladiator gets out of the limo and walks into the burger shop.
Co-Ruler Of The Sedition, Former VP Of The Sedition Wrestling Alliance, EWC Hall Of Famer, Former EWC World Champion, Former EWC Hardcore Champion, Former EWC North American Champion, Former HCW World Champion, Former Friday Night Rampage Co-GM, Current Champion Of Awesomeness, and all around great guy!
Post by Sedition: The Rev on Feb 6, 2008 11:03:36 GMT -6
Inside the Burger shop Gladiator stands in line waiting to order his meal. Rev is sitting at a table in the back.
REV: Hey Gladiator, come over here. I already ordered for you.
Gladiator sits down at the table
GLADIATOR: Thanks man. I'm starving.
Gladiator begins to eat inhale his burger. Half way through he begins to look a little bit sick, but because he's a glutton for greasy burgers, he continues on. Finally Gladiator polishes off the whole burger. He holds his belly in pain.
GLADIATOR: Oh....... I don't feel so good.
Gladiator falls out of his chair and rolls around on the ground in pain.
REV: Ha! Little did you know that I just gave you the deadliest weapon of all, a quarter pounder with cheese from McDonalds. Let's see you recover from that one troutsniffer!
Rev covers Gladiator and orders Skippy #2 to count him down.
1......... 2......... 3!!!!!!!!!
Rev takes the belt off the table, gulps down what's left of his Fresca, and runs out the door celebrating. He's about to hop in his car to make a speedy getaway until he notices that across the street there's a music store advertising an exclusive autograph signing with 80s pop icons Hall and Oates. A smile crosses Rev's face as he detours into the music store.
T.B.C.
Champion, General Manager, sociopath. What will he do next?
Post by Shadow Man™ on Feb 6, 2008 12:03:33 GMT -6
Inside the music store stands Shadow Man. Confused about what the line-up is for he stands just waiting to meet Hall and Oates. His reason for being there was the song "Private Eyes". The way he understood was that Hall and Oates were Private Investigators. He wanted to hire them to find the shooter.
While waiting he spots The Rev pressing his face up against the window. He has an evil grin and lets off a sinister laugh. Oh how sinister of him.
Shadow then leans to his left and spots the combat title in Revs left hand. A smirk overcomes his face as he tip-toes over behind the Rev
REV: "Back of Shady"
Shadow is rattled at how Rev knew it was him
REV: "Your reflection is in the window"
Shadow lets out a long sigh, he was hoping Rev had some kind of super powers
REV: "I do have super powers Shady"
Shadow starts to wonder how Rev can hear his thoughts
REV: "You are speaking your thoughts out loud Shady"
SM: "Shadow squnits his eyes and frowns at this lie"
REV: "You did it again"
SM: "Damn!"
Shadow slams Revs head several times against the window and then lays him on the ground
He looks over the line up and pulls out a tiny little man who is wearing a shirt that says "MAN EATER"
SM: "Slam your hand on the pavement three times and then yell WE HAVE A WINNER"
Shadow covers Rev and then the little man slams his hand down 3 times, and yells we have a winner.
SM: "Thank you"
Shadow grabs the belt and gets back into line
"2004 & 2007 KING OF THE CAGE WINNER"
EWC SINGLES RECORD: 79-5-5 | EWC TAG TEAM: 23-4-0 CAREER WRESTLING RECORD 119-9-6
Post by Sedition: The Rev on Feb 6, 2008 13:03:19 GMT -6
Shadow Man is now near the front of the line to meet Hall and Oates. A middle aged woman finishes getting her autograph and steps aside. Shadow Man walks up to Hall and Oates
HALL: Hello young man. Who should I make this out to?
SM: Make it out to Shadow Man.
OATES: Did you say Shadow Man?
SM: Am I slurring my words or something? Just sign the CD so I can sell it on ebay already.
Hall and Oates each pull out a picture and stare at it under the table. The table is an EWC promotional pic of Shadow Man. They each shoot each other a look and nod in unison. Oates pulls out a cookie sheet and nails Shadow Man over the head with it. Hall jumps over the table and delivers a leg drop to Shadow Man. They each step aside as The Rev now comes out from the back. He hands Hall and Oates each $20.
REV: Thanks for the favor guys.
OATES: No problem.
HALL: Anything for our #1 fan.
REV: Keep rockin boys!
Rev covers Shadow Man and Hall (or is it Oates......) slams his hand down on the mat for
1........ 2........ 3!!!!!!!!
Rev picks up the title again and runs back across the street, as he now remembers he forgot to finish his burger.
T.B.C.
Champion, General Manager, sociopath. What will he do next?
Post by Shadow Man™ on Feb 6, 2008 15:01:47 GMT -6
Confused as to how he had a CD in his hand, Shadow (now on his feet) walks across the street over to the Burger joint. Shadow spots Gladiator still down on the floor and then see's Skippy chomping down on some fries
SM: "Where the hell is Rev?"
SKIPPY: "In the can"
SM: "Hmmm...that was easy"
SKIPPY: "He ate my burger, so...I don't care"
Shadow Man thanks skippy and walks into the mens washroom. He can see a set of feet (2 feet and 2 ankles) showing from under the door to a bathroom stall.
SM: "Dude, that is nasty"
REV: "That you Shadow?"
SM: "You bet"
REV: "Can you do me a huge favor..."
SM: "What's that?"
REV: "Im out of toilet paper...and I have an ass full of nasty shit"
SM: "...and?"
REV: "Can you grab me some toilet paper or something?"
SM: "There is a newspaper here in the trash, will that do?"
REV: "I guess it will have to"
Shadow hands Rev the newspaper under the door
REV: "Thanks...how's the head?"
SM: "Better thanks"
The toilet flushes
REV: "Oh shit"
SM: "What now?"
REV: "The paper didnt flush and the toilet water is starting to rise"
SM: "Hmmm..."
Shadow kicks the door in knocking Rev out
SM: "Oh that looks nasty"
Shadow drags Rev out of the stall and then walks over to a mop and pale in the corner. He mops up Rev and then puts his foot on him...
1.....
2.....
3....
Shadow then lifts the Rev up and puts him back in the stall. Closing the door, he uses the mop handle to go between the wall and the door preventing Rev from being able to open it. He then pisses all over the floor knowing Rev's only escape is going UNDER the door and thus filling himself up with Piss.
Shadow grabs the Combat title, washes his hands and leave the bathroom
"2004 & 2007 KING OF THE CAGE WINNER"
EWC SINGLES RECORD: 79-5-5 | EWC TAG TEAM: 23-4-0 CAREER WRESTLING RECORD 119-9-6
Post by The Masked Man on Feb 6, 2008 15:18:05 GMT -6
As Shadow Man steps out of the bathroom, the masked man takes a shovel and smashes him in the face with it. He takes a roll of paper towel and wraps Shadow Man up like a mummy, before pinning him.
MM: 1, 2, 3!!!
Masked Man takes the title and climbs up into the air vent to make his hasty escape.
I choose the day One death and grey, Thick fog, I hide and smile Clear all your sins Get born again
James sees an odd looking little man climbing out of the air vent holding the 24hr championship. James stands next to the door whistling the theme to the andy griffith show as the door swings open, and the masked man comes out, but runs right into a stiff clothesline that makes him do a full flip. James grabs the belt, but not before pinning him.
1...2...3!!!!
James: So much for being anonymous, bitch!
James then catches the train the New Jersey.
Career Record: 42-8-1 1 NC EwC Undisputed World Champion(1x)
Post by Elijah Cross on Feb 6, 2008 22:18:31 GMT -6
As James sits in his chair, an attendant come sup to him, pushing a cart.
Attendant: Would you like a bottled water or an assortment of snakcs sir?
James: Bottled water please. God didn't make this body so it could be ruined by fats and all that.
Attendant: O... kay...
The attendant hands him a bottled water before turning to the person on the other side. As Chambers begins to drink from the bottle...
*CRACK!!*
Chambers slumps forward and falls to the ground as "Straight Up" Seto Uchiha is seen behind him, holding a cookie sheet.
Seto: Eat the floor, bitch!!
Seto somehow manages to turn Chambers over and pins him. The attendant (who happens to be the biggest wrestling fan in New Jersey) quickly drops and counts the pin.
1.... 2.... 3...!!
Winner: "Straight Up" Seto Uchiha
Seto grabs the title and quickly jumps out the train as it makes its stop in New York. Seto hops into a cab and heads for the nearest hotel...
TBC
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EwC United States Champion (1x) EwC Tag Team Champion (1x with Jamal Jackson as Team Co-Jack) EwC 24-Hour Combat Champ (May '08) EwC Veteran
Post by Hurricane Jeff on Feb 7, 2008 19:54:13 GMT -6
Seto gets to the hotel and is getting out of the cab. As he gets out and shuts the door, someone Super Kicks him in the face, knocking him out. Its Hurricane Jeff and standing beside him in a referee shirt is his midget friend. HJ covers Seto and the midget counts.
1.....2....3.
HJ and the midget get into the taxi that Seto just got out of and drive away
EwC Accomplishments Current Combat Champ (4x) (First person to successfully retain the title and also won the title once as Max Carter) Former Undisputed Champ Former International Champ EWC Hall of Famer
Post by Sedition: Gladiator on Feb 8, 2008 6:57:19 GMT -6
Hurricane Jeff and his midget friend get out of the cab at a movie theatre. Hurricane Jeff walks up to the counter and buys two tickets for the Hannah Montana movie.
Hurricane Jeff: I've been waiting for this one for a long time.
From behind the midget hits him with a cookie sheet. The midget removes a mask and we see that the midget was actually Montacor all along. Gladiator walks up and covers Jeff 1... 2... 3.
Gladiator grabs the belt and walks up to the ticket counter.
Gladiator: 2 for Rambo please.
Gladiator and Montacor get their tickets and walk into the thetre.
Co-Ruler Of The Sedition, Former VP Of The Sedition Wrestling Alliance, EWC Hall Of Famer, Former EWC World Champion, Former EWC Hardcore Champion, Former EWC North American Champion, Former HCW World Champion, Former Friday Night Rampage Co-GM, Current Champion Of Awesomeness, and all around great guy!
We find Gladiator and Montacor exiting the theatre. Gladiator is whistling the theme to patton, so he doesn't notice the large black shadow of James Chambers swoop by and scoop Montacor up. James tapes montacor's mouth shut. James's Uncle Matthew, disguised as a security guard, approaches Gladiator.
Uncle Matthew: Excewese, me suh, i need tuh see yue in da office.
Gladiator: What
Uncle Matthew: Move yo azz!
Matthew lures Gladiator into an alley behind the movies. He pulls a gun out of his coat.
Uncle Matthew: Reach foe da sky!
Gladiator shrieks, and drops to his knees.
Gladiator: What are you doing?! Mac said there was no brutal violence allowed!
Uncle Matthew: Well, i doan thenk dat mac ken hear yue screem right now cannie?
Gladiator: Oh, god, please, no! No!
Uncle Matthew: Da only wayy to sayve your lyfe rite now is to surrender da title to mee.
Gladiator: Okay, okay!
Gladiator lays back, and Matthew places his foot on Gladiator's chest. A passing hooker counts 1...2...3!!!
Uncle Matthew takes the belt.
Uncle Matthew: Sit up.
Gladiator: I thought you weren't going to shoot me!
Uncle Matthew: I lyed ,boy! Nevah trusta black man widda gun!
Uncle Matthew pulls the trigger, and a giant flag pops out with "BANG" on it.
Gladiator: You son of a--
Uncle Matthew, being extremely fast for a man in his late 40's begins to run out of the alley.
CRACK!
Montacor somehow, has escaped from James and hits Matthew square in the forehead with a brick and pins him. The hooker passing by counts again.
1...2...3!!!
Montacor and Gladiator take the belt and head to Friday Night Rampage.
Career Record: 42-8-1 1 NC EwC Undisputed World Champion(1x)