Post by Saul on Nov 12, 2007 15:31:19 GMT -6
The new theme song for Monday Night Brawl, "15 Step" by Radiohead, plays over the intro for the show before fading in to the arena.
Skippy- Welcome to Monday Night Brawl, LIVE from Boston, Massachussetts! We're hot from a VICTORIOUS Stablewars 9, but left without a General Manager...
Aiello- Too right. It's a dark or a bright day, whichever way you look at it. Max has left and Sean Ferguson is sucking up all the credit for it. Meanwhile, upper management has scheduled two title matches for this evening, by mandatory circumstance.
Skippy- Gotta love those management clauses. Joey Orsome defends his International title against former International champ and the man Orsome won the belt from in the first place, Sean Ferguson.
Aiello- But we can't stop there. Lance Fiennes is also here tonight defending the Hardcore title against recent brand jumpshipper Alex Draven, who's earned a shot after fighting his way through the under-ranks over the past few months.
Skippy- But the main event is touted to be the most exciting match of the night. No belts are on the line, but the explosion of talent is sure to steal the show with North American champion Link facing EwC Champion Moses Lake in a grudge match.
Aiello- Earlier on in the card though, we've got three qualification matches for King Of The Cage.
Skippy- That's right! We're now officially on the road to King Of The Cage, the tournament that can change one man's career forever here. Last year's winner was Moses Lake. Who will it be this year?
Aiello- We'll have to wait and see. For now... let's get to our first match of the evening.
The three are already in the ring, and waste no time being demolished as Lance Fiennes and Joey Orsome both do a run-in and show off their teaming skills by way of systematically taking out each competitor.
Aiello- "Look at this! Orsome and Fiennes, recently allied, taking out the trash!"
Skippy- "This is so cruel, but fun to watch!"
Orsome spears Burns while Lance hits Franchise Killer with the Fiennes-O-Matic. Wayne tries to come up to Orsome from behind, but Lance clotheslines Wayne down, picks him up, and both Orsome and Lance clothesline him out of the ring, the bell chimes, calling a no contest as the three competitors are taken away by EMTs as Lance and Orsome head to the back.
After the three competitors are taken away, we fade backstage to a man standing at a door to an office. The name on the office door is freshly engraved, but blurred from competent view. President Mac is standing at the door, his bald head glimmering in the light as he smiles, talking to a man inside. We can't see who's inside, but Mac nods and then shuts the door before walking off.
Mac- I'll see you out there!
Moving back to the arena, Mene Gene enters the ring with a microphone.
Mene Gene- Would you please welcome to the ring... President of the Extreme Wrestling Corporation... Mr. Mac!
President Mac's music blares out of the speakers as the audience gets to their feet in applause and appreciation of BigMac himself as he walks down the ramp in his expensive suit and climbs the stairs to enter the ring. In the ring, he takes the microphone from Mene Gene and then dismisses him before raising his finger and twirling it for the music to die out.
Mac- Good evening, Boston and I hope you're enjoying this instalment of Monday Night Brawl, everyone watching from around the world. This past Stablewars, Brawl proved for the ninth consecutive time that it was the superior brand. Despite fighting amidst its own ranks for personal gain, I think Brawl endured all the chaos best, and that's why it's still standing here today...
A big pop from the crowd.
Mac- Tonight's matters however require far more attention, however. For a start, Joey Orsome and Lance Fiennes are defending their titles tonight. Also, we're beginning the road to King Of The Cage. It's only a few short weeks, and it will be a night of history, for sure. But, King Of The Cage aside, even... I'm out here tonight... to announce the replacement for my son Max Carter as General Manager of Monday Night Brawl.
Another huge cheer from the crowd.
Mac- I made a few calls, rang all the experts in professional wrestling I could, and called in a couple of favours. This man I am confident will take thorough care of the brand. I've brought him in specifically for these 'special cases' like the man who beat down my son. So, without further ado... please welcome to the ring...
....
....
....
SAUL WEISZ!!!
The Road Version of "Eternal Life" by Jeff Buckley hits and from the smoking rampway comes the vision of a shortish man with an acoustic guitar strapped to his back over a black suit. Saul holds his arms up into the air as pyro explodes at the start of the first verse. The audience, not knowing the man, cheers wildly for him as he walks down the ring, smirking as he ignores the cheering people in the front row. He climbs up the stairs and slips into the ring, walking up to President Mac before shaking his hand and taking the microphone from him as the music dies.
Saul- Thank you President Mac, sir. I'm honored to finally be working for a man of your stature in a federation as globally respected as the Extreme Wrestling Corporation.
Mac's music hits once more as he leaves the ring and heads up the ramp to a final cheer, leaving Saul alone in the ring to talk to the fans.
Saul- Now... first thing is first. The mess Max Carter has left this brand in is no more. I will be working to the best of my ability to flatten everything out as it should be. This brand will not go down the boredom drain as it has for the past few months... it will be reinvigorated and truly instated as EwC's flagship brand. If I were THAT powerful, I would replace you barbaric Boston p****ies with a more humble crowd.
The audience starts to jeer loudly as Saul grins proudly.
Saul- Oh shush up you crybabies. I checked the regional album sales for my last album This Home and found that this city didn't bother. Well screw you all. I'm ten times the musician any of you tape-players adore.
The jeers pick up as Saul, still in control, slips the guitar on his back around to his front and calls for a microphone stand to be brought to the ring as the lights dim out to a single spotlight. Stagehands set up a microphone in front of him, and a smaller one for his acoustic, and he looks up at the titantron, showing an image of him as the audience pipes down...
Saul- My first act as General Manager of Brawl is to play you all a song. It doesn't mean anything for you, but it means everything for me. I don't give a s**t if you lot don't like it because I like it.
He starts to strum the chords for Dolphins by Tim Buckley, starting to sing...
Sometimes I think about... Saturday's child,
And all about the times... when we were running wild.
I've been out searching... for the dolphins... in the sea.
Ah, but sometimes I wonder... do you ever... think of me...
Ah, but sometimes I wonder... do you ever... think of me...
This old—
Suddenly, "Oh My God" by Guns N' Roses hits and none other than Sean Ferguson walks out onto the ramp as Saul is cut off, the audience jeering loudly throughout even Saul's song. Now cheering wildly for Sean Ferguson as he walks out with a microphone in hand and a paper bag in the other.
Sean- Sorry to interrupt your turd-shape showcase, fresh-meat, but I figured I'd come out here and save the fans from that 40 year old drab you're wailing about.
Only frowning, Sean already raises a brow at the unexpected restraint of the new GM.
Sean- Now, when you get back to your new spick-and-span office, Mr. Weisz, you may notice a slight smell and a new brown decoration on your desk.
The audience grimaces, but laughs and cheers anyway.
Sean- I'm sorry, I was just busting to go to the toilet. You didn't have any paper on hand, so I used one of these to wipe my ass with...
Sean pries open the paper bag and pulls his head away from the smell. He shows the contents to the camera, which zooms in to find a shit-stained copy of Saul Weisz's This Home album inside. Saul fails to change his expression. He stands there, his guitar in hand, and then he smirks.
Sean- God damn it. Why won't you get pissed off?
Saul- Did you by any chance take a s**t in the room that was marked 'General Manager'?
Sean- No duh.
Saul- Hey Paulie up in tech, switch the cameras on to the office!
Sean looks up behind him at the titantron and his smile is turned upside down as the owner of the venue walks into what is apparently HIS office and screams in rage. The image blacks out and Sean looks down the ramp at Saul.
Saul- I don't much mind you using my album to wipe your bum with... I mean, you bought it. You can do whatever you want with it. As for the whole poo-disaster there. I left a note for him.
Security walks out onto the ramp and grabs Sean by the arms, dragging him away as the audience jeers loudly at Saul. Sean tries to fight back, but an overwhelming force of security pulls him backstage.
Saul- Don't worry, he'll still be in his match tonight... I just have plans for him afterwards.
The audience's jeers pipe up as the new GM, Saul Weisz, makes his way from the ring back up the ramp, waving and grinning to the unappreciative audience before disappearing backstage as the show heads to a commercial break...
Skippy- Welcome to Monday Night Brawl, LIVE from Boston, Massachussetts! We're hot from a VICTORIOUS Stablewars 9, but left without a General Manager...
Aiello- Too right. It's a dark or a bright day, whichever way you look at it. Max has left and Sean Ferguson is sucking up all the credit for it. Meanwhile, upper management has scheduled two title matches for this evening, by mandatory circumstance.
Skippy- Gotta love those management clauses. Joey Orsome defends his International title against former International champ and the man Orsome won the belt from in the first place, Sean Ferguson.
Aiello- But we can't stop there. Lance Fiennes is also here tonight defending the Hardcore title against recent brand jumpshipper Alex Draven, who's earned a shot after fighting his way through the under-ranks over the past few months.
Skippy- But the main event is touted to be the most exciting match of the night. No belts are on the line, but the explosion of talent is sure to steal the show with North American champion Link facing EwC Champion Moses Lake in a grudge match.
Aiello- Earlier on in the card though, we've got three qualification matches for King Of The Cage.
Skippy- That's right! We're now officially on the road to King Of The Cage, the tournament that can change one man's career forever here. Last year's winner was Moses Lake. Who will it be this year?
Aiello- We'll have to wait and see. For now... let's get to our first match of the evening.
Franchise Killer VS Johnny Burns VS Lorenzo Wayne
The three are already in the ring, and waste no time being demolished as Lance Fiennes and Joey Orsome both do a run-in and show off their teaming skills by way of systematically taking out each competitor.
Aiello- "Look at this! Orsome and Fiennes, recently allied, taking out the trash!"
Skippy- "This is so cruel, but fun to watch!"
Orsome spears Burns while Lance hits Franchise Killer with the Fiennes-O-Matic. Wayne tries to come up to Orsome from behind, but Lance clotheslines Wayne down, picks him up, and both Orsome and Lance clothesline him out of the ring, the bell chimes, calling a no contest as the three competitors are taken away by EMTs as Lance and Orsome head to the back.
Winner: No Contest
After the three competitors are taken away, we fade backstage to a man standing at a door to an office. The name on the office door is freshly engraved, but blurred from competent view. President Mac is standing at the door, his bald head glimmering in the light as he smiles, talking to a man inside. We can't see who's inside, but Mac nods and then shuts the door before walking off.
Mac- I'll see you out there!
Moving back to the arena, Mene Gene enters the ring with a microphone.
Mene Gene- Would you please welcome to the ring... President of the Extreme Wrestling Corporation... Mr. Mac!
President Mac's music blares out of the speakers as the audience gets to their feet in applause and appreciation of BigMac himself as he walks down the ramp in his expensive suit and climbs the stairs to enter the ring. In the ring, he takes the microphone from Mene Gene and then dismisses him before raising his finger and twirling it for the music to die out.
Mac- Good evening, Boston and I hope you're enjoying this instalment of Monday Night Brawl, everyone watching from around the world. This past Stablewars, Brawl proved for the ninth consecutive time that it was the superior brand. Despite fighting amidst its own ranks for personal gain, I think Brawl endured all the chaos best, and that's why it's still standing here today...
A big pop from the crowd.
Mac- Tonight's matters however require far more attention, however. For a start, Joey Orsome and Lance Fiennes are defending their titles tonight. Also, we're beginning the road to King Of The Cage. It's only a few short weeks, and it will be a night of history, for sure. But, King Of The Cage aside, even... I'm out here tonight... to announce the replacement for my son Max Carter as General Manager of Monday Night Brawl.
Another huge cheer from the crowd.
Mac- I made a few calls, rang all the experts in professional wrestling I could, and called in a couple of favours. This man I am confident will take thorough care of the brand. I've brought him in specifically for these 'special cases' like the man who beat down my son. So, without further ado... please welcome to the ring...
....
....
....
SAUL WEISZ!!!
The Road Version of "Eternal Life" by Jeff Buckley hits and from the smoking rampway comes the vision of a shortish man with an acoustic guitar strapped to his back over a black suit. Saul holds his arms up into the air as pyro explodes at the start of the first verse. The audience, not knowing the man, cheers wildly for him as he walks down the ring, smirking as he ignores the cheering people in the front row. He climbs up the stairs and slips into the ring, walking up to President Mac before shaking his hand and taking the microphone from him as the music dies.
Saul- Thank you President Mac, sir. I'm honored to finally be working for a man of your stature in a federation as globally respected as the Extreme Wrestling Corporation.
Mac's music hits once more as he leaves the ring and heads up the ramp to a final cheer, leaving Saul alone in the ring to talk to the fans.
Saul- Now... first thing is first. The mess Max Carter has left this brand in is no more. I will be working to the best of my ability to flatten everything out as it should be. This brand will not go down the boredom drain as it has for the past few months... it will be reinvigorated and truly instated as EwC's flagship brand. If I were THAT powerful, I would replace you barbaric Boston p****ies with a more humble crowd.
The audience starts to jeer loudly as Saul grins proudly.
Saul- Oh shush up you crybabies. I checked the regional album sales for my last album This Home and found that this city didn't bother. Well screw you all. I'm ten times the musician any of you tape-players adore.
The jeers pick up as Saul, still in control, slips the guitar on his back around to his front and calls for a microphone stand to be brought to the ring as the lights dim out to a single spotlight. Stagehands set up a microphone in front of him, and a smaller one for his acoustic, and he looks up at the titantron, showing an image of him as the audience pipes down...
Saul- My first act as General Manager of Brawl is to play you all a song. It doesn't mean anything for you, but it means everything for me. I don't give a s**t if you lot don't like it because I like it.
He starts to strum the chords for Dolphins by Tim Buckley, starting to sing...
Sometimes I think about... Saturday's child,
And all about the times... when we were running wild.
I've been out searching... for the dolphins... in the sea.
Ah, but sometimes I wonder... do you ever... think of me...
Ah, but sometimes I wonder... do you ever... think of me...
This old—
Suddenly, "Oh My God" by Guns N' Roses hits and none other than Sean Ferguson walks out onto the ramp as Saul is cut off, the audience jeering loudly throughout even Saul's song. Now cheering wildly for Sean Ferguson as he walks out with a microphone in hand and a paper bag in the other.
Sean- Sorry to interrupt your turd-shape showcase, fresh-meat, but I figured I'd come out here and save the fans from that 40 year old drab you're wailing about.
Only frowning, Sean already raises a brow at the unexpected restraint of the new GM.
Sean- Now, when you get back to your new spick-and-span office, Mr. Weisz, you may notice a slight smell and a new brown decoration on your desk.
The audience grimaces, but laughs and cheers anyway.
Sean- I'm sorry, I was just busting to go to the toilet. You didn't have any paper on hand, so I used one of these to wipe my ass with...
Sean pries open the paper bag and pulls his head away from the smell. He shows the contents to the camera, which zooms in to find a shit-stained copy of Saul Weisz's This Home album inside. Saul fails to change his expression. He stands there, his guitar in hand, and then he smirks.
Sean- God damn it. Why won't you get pissed off?
Saul- Did you by any chance take a s**t in the room that was marked 'General Manager'?
Sean- No duh.
Saul- Hey Paulie up in tech, switch the cameras on to the office!
Sean looks up behind him at the titantron and his smile is turned upside down as the owner of the venue walks into what is apparently HIS office and screams in rage. The image blacks out and Sean looks down the ramp at Saul.
Saul- I don't much mind you using my album to wipe your bum with... I mean, you bought it. You can do whatever you want with it. As for the whole poo-disaster there. I left a note for him.
Security walks out onto the ramp and grabs Sean by the arms, dragging him away as the audience jeers loudly at Saul. Sean tries to fight back, but an overwhelming force of security pulls him backstage.
Saul- Don't worry, he'll still be in his match tonight... I just have plans for him afterwards.
The audience's jeers pipe up as the new GM, Saul Weisz, makes his way from the ring back up the ramp, waving and grinning to the unappreciative audience before disappearing backstage as the show heads to a commercial break...