The Best In The World At Getting F'd Up (Open Roleplay)

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She sips from her Tequila Bottle, wondering why the hell no one has reported to Child Protective Services.
Then she just, realizes she's sitting in a foreign country again, doing what she loves, getting fucked up on Tequila, and not giving a damn, just waiting for some to look at her wrong....why just because there's a fire in her veins.

Tiffani: Yo tiempre viva Mexico...Vaya con Dios....

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All Tiffani can do is sway to the motion of the environment. Like she wants to beat this bitch's ass but maybe she's really has her best intentions in mind. And that chica downed her Tequila, she doesn't know how hard it is to sneak that shit overseas...only if Tiff wasn't stuck in the battle inside she would explode with a fury never seen before.

Tiffani: Hey! You, I don't know you take me for, but I'm not your average "straweight" Siempre Cruiserweight, Viva La Rassa, I'm a queen of this ring, but if you want Tiffie Heat I got you! 

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Tiffani getting riled up at the mention of her "parenting skills" refuses to back down to the larger woman.

Tiffani: Okay, perra, I don't know who you take me for, but you don't dare bring my family into this! FUCK! You wasted all my tequila!... I'll see you around we got a score to settle mi vato.

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Gloriana chuckles. "I didn't waste all of your Tequila. I drank it all." The Paragon of Power holds her arms out to her sides and looks around, noting that the place is not very occupant heavy. "You've got spunk, kiddo. Too bad spunk in the real world only lets you receive more of a beating. But, yeah, uh huh, I'm sure we'll see each other around. Anytime, anyplace."

With that, Gloriana turns to take her first shot at the billiards on the table.

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Tiffani not giving a fuck anymore…smacks Gloriana...and dare her to do something about it.

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*OOC: We've given permission to each other to do this stuff*

The girl packs a slap, Gloriana has got to give her credit for that. The smack snaps her head sideways and she clutches it with her hand, rubbing the pain away as she slowly turns her focus back to the offender. "Heh. Good one. Look, I think we got off on the wrong..." Without warning Gloriana drills Tiffani in the chest with a stiff boot that sends the smaller woman sprawling to the floor. "Foot".

She cracks her knuckles. "Bitch bashing time."

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Tiff holding her stomach, realizing wow, maybe she should cool her jets…but then again fuck it where has calm rational thinking ever gotten her…

Tiffani runs and spears Gloriana into the pool table.


Thinking to herself cause she's trapped in her thoughts but she attempts to speak

Tiffani: I hope you felt that, you big bitch!

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Tiffani screams in agony, realizing this stronger younger vixen has a lot of fight in her. Tiff stands up on the table not wanting to get too carried away throws some pool balls at Gloriana, missing her on purpose. Then as Gloriana has her hands shielding herself Tiffani jumps off the pool table locking in the world famous TIFFANICANRANA!

Tiffani: Ay ay yi yi la la la (XENA WARRIOR PRINCESS YELL) Oh Shit!

but

The strong Gloriana...powers Tiffani into an epic POWERBOMB COUNTER THROUGH THE TABLE!

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For a brief moment Gloriana relished in her counter but soon felt bad about the sentence of pain she'd just dealt to the young mother. Gloriana shakes her head and bends down, pushing on Tiffani's shoulder to nudge her back to the land of the conscious.

To the Paragon of Power's surprise, the double tough woman came to, groggy but still with some fight in her. She tried to hurl a half powered punch at Gloriana, which she grabbed and tossed aside. "Damn girl you got some spunk in you. By the way, this was just a test. You're teaming with a friend of mine who I go way back with, Latoya Hixx, on Brawl and I just wanted to make sure you were worthy."

Gloriana grabs Tiffani by the hand and helps her to her feet. Before she can explain further, a squad of police officers come flooding in.

Officer 1: "What's all this then?"
Officer 2: What's all this then?"
Officer 3: "What's all this then?"
Officer 4,5 and 6: "Yeeeah, what's all this then?"

Gloriana raised her hands a little into the air to display non hostile intent for anybody.

"Just a misunderstanding. That's all."

They didn't seem to be buying it though.

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In walks with an air of unquestionable cool, Nairobi Jordan. He looks at all six officers, then just motions them away towards the bar.

Nairobi: I'll be covering the damages officers, and Gloriana, please pardon my client...she kind of has a knack of going "self righteous benders."

Nairobi, pays off the officers, then helps Tiff and Gloriana out of the bar.