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The Extreme Wrestling Corporation presents
MONDAY NIGHT BRAWL
EPISODE #456| JUNE 13TH 2016
LIVE! from the Baku Crystal Hall in Baku, Azerbaijan
EWC BRAWL
June 13th 2016
LIVE! from the Baku Crystal Hall in Baku, Azerbaijan
Commentators: Joe Aiello & Jeremy Piven
Announcer: Jessica Stroup
Senior Referee: Paul Turner
Referee: Josh Daniels
Backstage Interviewer: Ace Heart
"Follow" by Breaking Benjamin blasts in the Arena.
The show starts off with video footage detailing historic events over Monday Night Brawls Nineteen year history. From episode 001 all the way down to episode 455.
Images of previous EWC Champions are shown, starting with the very first Champion Black Ninja, then moving onto Big Mac and Steve Bennett. Sped up footage then shows a special montage of Memphis Reigns, Shadow Man, Hirsh Valentine, Jesse Nunez, Hurricane Jeff, Moses Lake, James Chambers, BDC, Jay Cee, Stray, Gladiator and then The Rev all with the World Championship. Sped up footage again then takes us through to Xplode, Latoya Hixx, Uncanny Inferno, Axle Aomori, Bill Bashem, King Flip, Emma Louise, Bob Loblaw, Nurse Kinsley, Kruzer, Jezzabel, Tony Savage, and Mark Storm
This is followed by highlights of showcasing Monday Night Brawl Champions:
Tony Savage, Harlow Kinsley, Project Chaos (Mark Storm) and Xplode
There is a pause as the video package splits in three, one third dedicated to Memphis Reigns, one third dedicated to MadDawg and the final third dedicated to "The Canadian Krusher" Kris Hell with the final wording ..
"In Loving Memory ... We will never forget"
The opening pyros hit and here we go.
The energy in the Baku Crystal Hall is electrifying.
Spotlights circle around the arena as the thousands of fans in the venue are shown in a wide angle shot. The camera then pans out showing a full scale view of the jam packed arena and zooms in on some crazy fans.
A chant begins of
MNB
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MNB
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Fireworks blast across the stage as the fans scream in delight.
A thick layer of fog circles the arena, and camera flashes repeatedly strobe the area!
The camera feed pans to different areas in the arena and we see fans cheering in excitement!
The fans are shown smiling, laughing, and pumping their fists in excitement as fireworks emit from each corner of the ring!
A thick layer of fog surrounds the fans from the firework display.
A thick layer of fog surrounds the fans from the firework display.
As the camera pans around the arena once more, it finally comes to a stop at the announcer's booth where Aiello and Piven are shown smiling.
The show is live... and the excitement is at a fever pitch!
The show is live... and the excitement is at a fever pitch!
Aiello: Ladies and Gentleman, our hearts, thoughts and prayers go out to those in Orlando. As many know, the largest most horrific mass shooting took place in Orlando on Sunday. It was a sad day in the history of not just the United States, but the world over.
Piven: We do wish to welcome all of our viewers here tonight, as we come to you live from Baku, Azerbaijan as we continue on our European Tour. Never before has the EWC been to Baku and we are all excited to be here
Aiello: I'd also like to give a quick shoutout to Sidney Crosby and the Pittsburgh Penguins who managed to defeat the San Jose Sharks and capture the Stanley Cup in just six games. A well deserved win for a team that played dominant these entire playoffs
Piven: We have an action packed show for you all tonight. Xplode is here tonight. The fans of Baku are excited to see the EWC Champion live and in person.
Aiello: Yes, not only that but ...
Piven: We do wish to welcome all of our viewers here tonight, as we come to you live from Baku, Azerbaijan as we continue on our European Tour. Never before has the EWC been to Baku and we are all excited to be here
Aiello: I'd also like to give a quick shoutout to Sidney Crosby and the Pittsburgh Penguins who managed to defeat the San Jose Sharks and capture the Stanley Cup in just six games. A well deserved win for a team that played dominant these entire playoffs
Piven: We have an action packed show for you all tonight. Xplode is here tonight. The fans of Baku are excited to see the EWC Champion live and in person.
Aiello: Yes, not only that but ...
Easy Rider" by Action Bronson starts off the evening; the moment the first few bars of the beat hit the airways, the place is lit up and roaring loud, as the man walking down the ramp gets a standing ovation....
Jessica Stroup: Ladies and gentlemen *waits for it to be translated*...EWC's International champion, and moving on to the semi-finals of Manifest Destiny....TONY SAVAGE!!
Aiello: Looks like we have a special guest here tonight .... Fresh from history being made in South Jersey, The EWC International Champion makes a surprise appearance in Baku tonight, weeks before he and Titan settle matters at Scars and Stripes, and he is getting a reception like a national hero!
Piven: My mild tinnitus having ass thanks to his stupid greasy bike tends to think these goat farmers are idiots. I gotta sleep with a fan on EVERY NIGHT thanks to this dick.
Tony has to wait several moments for the crowd to die down. Although his demeanor seems friendly enough, he's suited up, and made his way to the ring quickly. It was obviously he had business he wanted to bring forth as soon as possible....
Tony: For weeks now, I've had this pimple on my ass. *The translator looks at him funny, but translates* Big, puss filled, hideous, clinging to my buttcheeks, trying it's damnedest to make my life suck boil, trying to use me, to carry it where it wants to go.
At Scars And Stripes, it gets removed, cause I'm getting fucking sick of a useless lump of flesh constantly trying to piss on my shoes.
Titan....
Tony's look is borderline murderous, and the boos and hissing signify Baku isn't exactly a fan, neither
For weeks now, Frosty the Roid-Man, that boy be givin' me a fucking migrane...
Fucking up matches, sneak attacking me, doing everything in his goddamn power to prop his sorry, chest beating, 25 kilo head having, banana chewing ass up in EWC, because the only fucking thing that bastard's done in his time here's started shit with the wrong fucking people!
Tony's fuming, but, he gets a hold of himself
I should've dealt with this shit sooner. My fault; between Manifest and being the man on Brawl everyone wants a piece of, I hadn't bothered that much over White Shrek, and the bozo taking 10% of his income and acting like HE'S doing him a favor for it.
But, over the weeks, this dipshit's just been egging to beef with me....
Cool. *grins menacingly* You want beef, T? You wanna keep ice skating uphill by causing my blood pressure to rise? I got something for you....
But, I'm thinking, what better way to squash beef...than inside a slaughter house.
Piven: Holy shit! is he really....
Aiello: I think so; I think Tony's asking for a Slaughterhouse Match!
El Presidente, I'm begging ya', make this shit happen. I should've put this motherfucker in the corner grumbling like Wellings weeks ago, but now, I'm fixing that mistake. Make this shit happen; help add some meat to the pay-per-view numbers.
I wanna show Titan what happens when you walk into EWC and shake the wrong fucking trees.
The lights in the arena begin to dim and the EWC audience rise to their feet, as the nostalgic melody of "Paradise Circus" by Massive Attack begins to play through the PA speakers. Smoke begins to rise from the stage and the audience begin to applaud, as emerging from the clouded mist is the self proclaimed "reckoning of professional wrestling" - Mark Storm, who stands tall at the top of the entrance ramp. A smile is plastered on his face as he marvels at the scenery, embracing all the cheers as he closes his eyes and widens his arms before coming down the ramp.
Jessica Stroup: From New York, Brooklyn; weighing in a two hundred and twenty seven pounds.. He is the reckoning of professional wrestling.. ladies and gentlemen give it up for, MARRKKKK STORMMMMMM!
Piven: What the hell is Mark Storm coming out here for?
Aiello: Savage looks very confused right now
Standing by the edge of the ring, he lets out a triumphant roar, with the audience roaring back to him as he jumps onto the apron before he slingshots his way over the top rope. Dressed in his usual wrestling attire; consisting on black boots, with black knee pads, wrestling trunks with his name written on them and with stars coming down both sides, tape wrapped around his elbows, and mixed martial arts styled gloves. He falls to his knees in the middle of the ring, looking up at the heavens as his theme music slowly begins to fade out.
Tony: Stand up fool ... what the hell are you doing out here? Can't you see I'm in the middle of something?
Storm stands up and pulls out a mic from his pants
Mark Storm: I'm pissed off. I don't know how many people saw what happened the last time we were in the ring... but some shit went down and I thought it might be a good time to come out here and say a few words myself in front of all these people here in Baku
Tony looks annoyed
Tony: Go ahead ... do your thing
Mark Storm: Xplode and TITAN seem to be cut from the same pathetic cloth. Both men come to the EWC and act like they own everything here. TITAN seems to just show up out of nowhere and he gets respect from the EWC. Xplode swoops in and wins some matches, earns a title and suddenly he's the KING of the EWC? What? Hell no, I don't think so
Tony: Preach mother fucker
Mark Storm: Xplode ... since we all know you are here in Baku ... since we all know you have a match tonight ... why don't you be a man and come on out here right now and face me. Right here, right now. Come out here and answer a few questions for me. Come show us what makes you so great! Come show us all how you are this destroyer of worlds. I'm sick and tired of hearing your name, and I'm sick and tired of the EWC and President Mac showing all this love for you and this record you hold. I deserve some respect too. I was the EWC World Champion. I am still the Tag Team Champion. I'm over in Japan doing things you couldn't possible ever even dream of doing. What respect do you I get? What accolades follow me?
Tony: TITAN ... I know your back stage you son of a bitch. Get your roided out ass down here right now and bring Xplode's bitch ass with you. Someone get out here.
Mark Storm: Come on Xplode. What are you waiting for? Answer me! ... ANSWER ME!!!!!!!
Tony: Nah Mark. They aren't coming out here. This is bull shit... Mac, you better make this match happen. That's all I gotta fucking say
Tony drops his mic and heads back up the ramp.
Aiello: It doesn't look like TITAN nor Xplode are going to respond to this tonight
Piven: Why should they? Why would Xplode, the EWC Champion even consider coming out here while Storm is going off like a child. The Champ is better than that. Mark Storm needs to learn a thing or two when it comes to respecting the Champ.
Aiello: I'd have to agree ... you don't want to poke the Bear
Piven: That's exactly what Storm was trying to do. He wants Xplode to come out, he wants to throw the Champ off his game. But Xplode is who he is for a reason, he doesn't play these games. He will address Storm when it's convenient for him, not on Storms schedule.
Mark Storm remains in the ring as we fade to commercial
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BELLA DALCA
Vs VINNY GIGANTE
Vs VINNY GIGANTE
Aiello: Tonight we are in Baku, Azerbaijan for the first time ever and we see the return of the promising Bella Dalca and the debut of Vinny “The Chin” Gigante. This is going to be a very exciting clash of the Dazzling Doll baby versus the Gangster with a chip on his shoulder or something to hide in the beautiful city of Baku, Azerb….
'I Won't Give In' – Asking Alexandra hits, Bella comes out admiring the crowd, lifts her arms then takes off running to the ring and slides in. She gets up on the camera side turnbuckles and raises her arms for the fans.
Stroup: Introducing first from Sighișoara, Standing at 5’9”, Romania now residing in New Orleans, Louisiana, She is Bella Dalca!
The Crowd Pops for at the mention of Bella Dalca.
Bella is poised for gained competition but there is an heir of suspicion in the air.
'New York, New York' – Sinatra hits the sound systems.
Stroup: Introducing her opponent now residing in Lower Manhattan, New York..VINNY “The Chin” Gigante
With a smug look on his face Vinny walks to the ring alone to the boos of crowd.
Aiello: The crowd not giving this new talent a warm welcome.
Piven: This crowd wouldn’t know good talent if he was sailing off in the Mediterranean.
Aiello: Our first night here and you’re insulting the crowd good one man.
Josh Daniels is the referee for this opening contest and starts out by frisking Bella Dalca. After a quick once over the ref walks over to Vinny Gigante. Gigante seems hesitant, allows the ref to check him.
Josh Daniels signals for the bell.
DING DING DING
Vinny ties up with Bella in high collard, and backs her up into the corner and immediately slaps her in the face before the ref and start counting. And met with an array of boos from the audience.
Aiello: This Baku crowd not giving Gigante any love.
Piven: They’re biased, what do you expect?
Not wanting to be showed Bella ties up with Vinny again, but before Vinny can react, she transitions to his back, then she tries to shoot to his legs but Vinny powers her away. Bella not wanting to be Oddfather’s plaything decides to play along in this game.
Aiello: Looks like Bella Dalca doesn’t want to let these fan down.
LETS GO BELLA
The fans rally behind their favorite European hero.
She begins to clap her hands in the rhythm of the fans chant.
Vinny kinda sweating this heat, begins to try to enrage the Baku audience in in an effort to stop her from building any momentum
Bella calmly walks over to Vinny and Snapmares him.
Aiello: Bella Dalca not backing down.
Piven: That’s a strong broad!
Vinny not to be outdone by a woman, goes for a Snapmare-Takedown of his own.
The audience boos him as he slaps Bella in the face as she returns to one knee. Bella blocks the Dirty Backhand Chop to the chest. And returns with a hair toss. Rolling out of the ring after that the Baku fans get behind Bellz more.
Aiello: The returning Bella Dalca, is not a force to be taken so lightly.
Piven: Let’s see her beat me up, I’m not counting Vinny, The Chin out yet.
Aiello: You’re not but the ref might.
Vinny begins to circle the ring as the ref tries to get Vinny to go back into the ring, So thinking she has the upper hand Bella follows The Chin outside the ring, but is met with a Kick to the Groin. Then a Dirty Back-hand Chop to the Chest. The crowd boos fiercely. And Bella tries to regain her composure.
The ref admonishes Vinny.
Aiello: Vinny sticking to what he knows best his wits.
Piven: Trying to slaughter the lamb.
Spear! Out of nowhere Bella hits her trademark.
Aiello: Boy, She must have had it stored up, that’s a tongue twister,
She rolls Vinny in the ring, and pins him.
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Bella does not want to be denied.
Bella grabs Vinny by the head , She is met with Street Justice.
Boos from the crowd, before the ref counts, Vinny signals for someone, Lou, “No Nose” D’Amico enters the ramp.
The ref turns around, and Bella has slowly returned to her feet, as The Chin goes for the Sullivan Street Slam, Bella reverses it into her Superkick Plex!
CHEERS
Piven: What is keeping her in this contest?
Aiello: This woman has moxy so too speak. Moxie? Am I saying that?
That means war, Vinny rolls out the ring and has Lou D’Amico distract the ref. Vinny grabs the brass knuckles that were hidden under the ring, rolls back in and lands a devastating blow to Bella's face. Vinny quickly tosses the brass knuckles out of the ring, just as the ref turns around. Lou is on the ground now watching.
Vinny, realizing Street Justice didn’t work, hits the stunned Bella with The Sit-Down
Followed up by The Flying Chin!
Hooks both legs for the pin.
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DING DING DING
Stroup: Your winner by Pinfall, Vinny “The Chin” Gigante!
Standing, Vinny wipes the sweat off his chin and leaves the ring too the boos of Baku.
Aiello: The Fans not happy with that outcome.
Piven: Vinny did what he had to do to get that first win in the EWC, and proved he will do whatever it takes. I give him props ... the EWC is on notice ladies and gentleman. We have a new 'boss' in town who will do what it takes ... as long as the ref doesn't see it, than it never happened right?
Aiello: Folks, we will be right back with our next match
The scene fades into a commercial as medics check on Bella
BACKSTAGE
Axle: Ace, before you go any further I proved last week why I should be the next challenger for that title the crazy bitch holds. If she was the Champion she thinks she is she would give me a shot at the title, no matter what Mac, Gold or Silver says.
Ace: To be fair Axle, before last week you had lost two in a row ... why would you..
Axle pushes Ace down sending him out of the scene as he looks directly at the camera.
Axle: Its like this. Yea, I lost but those two were aborations. If I wasn't a good wrestler then I would have lost to Kinsley and not have proven I deserve that shot. Harlow, this is directed solely at you. After I decimate the wanna be super hero tonight I'm coming after the title you currently possess. You're just a place holder. Cherish the days you have left because once I take it you won't get it back.
Axle pushes the camera man away as he walks off to the left.
BILL BASHEM
Vs KING FLIP
Vs KING FLIP
Aiello: Welcome back folks to ringside folks ... it certainly appears Axle is pissed off and wanting Harlow Kinsley to accept his match request here tonight. Both Axle and Harlow have matches tonight, it will be interesting to see if anything plays out ... if Harlow responds and what the reply will be ... Anyways we are in for a real treat with this next match
Jessica Stroup: First to the Ring
”I've seen AK-47s. I've seen sawed-off shotguns. I've seen all of these things. I've seen dynamite on the street.”
The spoken intro to run the Jewel's “Dynamite” rings out into the arena, lights off except for a quick pulsating flash of white between the spoken sentences, on time with the bass drops. As the first verse by Killer Mike hits, the lights come on red and in full, exposing Bill Bashem on the stage letting out a guttural yell forming the words, “Smash' em! Bash 'em!”. The walk from stage to steps is pumped full of arrogance and audibly clear trash talking, slapping the outstretched fans here and there, usually basing his decision on what merch they have on, what sign they're holding, or what they say to him. The steps are cleared in a few quick bounds to the apron and he quickly slides himself between the top and second ropes. Once in the ring, Bashem removes any entrance attire and drapes it over the turnbuckle before taking a resting stance in the same corner.
Jessica Stroup: BILL BASHEM!!! .... And his Opponent
An ominous boom hits the PA as the arena goes a dark hue of steel blue. A lovely violin solo begins to play as the tron depicts the image of a massive pile of money under several spotlights. After fifteen seconds, the solo peaks into a frightful tone dragged on as the money bursts into flame. 'Machinegun' begins to play as the man in the hooded vest, head low, emerges from the curtain. He gets to the edge of the rampway when he lifts his hood to reveal that arrogant half smile.
The lyrics chime in as he walks slowly down the ramp with his eyes locked in on the ring. He slides into the ring and leans against the turnbuckle with arms agape as his theme plays, yelling something inaudible to the referee and ring announcer. He turns to his opponent ready for the action to start.
Jessica Stroup: the one and only KING FLIP!!!!!!
Aiello: Well this should be an interesting match with King Flip returning to the ring against new comer Bill Bashem
Piven: I would expect King Flip will put on one hell of show but what we have seen of Bashem so far is promising
DING DING DING
Bill Bashem and King Flip walk to the center of the ring and as the ref rings the bell the two men butt heads pushing against each other as they seem to be trash talking back and forth. Bill takes the first move and side steps pulling King Flip off balance grabbing his arm he pulls him around into a clothesline pressing his advantage on the veteran lifting Bill lands a hug right but king flip just smiles and delivers his own right the two men stand center trading blows finally King Flip delivers a hard kick to bills stomach doubling his opponent over.
Flip then Irish whips Bill at the ropes but Bill baseball slides out of the ring he stands outside smirking and points to his head like he outsmarted Flip. Meanwhile inside the ring Flip runs and bounces off the far ropes and living up to his name he makes a suicide dive and slams Bill into the guard rails. The two men lay stunned outside the ring and the Ref starts the count but only get to 3 before Flip gets to his feet and flings Bill back under the ropes and into the ring.
Flip stands on the apron holding the top rope and as bill gets to his feet Flip slingshots over the rope and hits a huge drop kick knocking Bill back again. Flip then attempts to hit a standing moonsault but Bill gets his feet up in time to block and nail flip square in the ribs. Rolling onto his side Bill gets to his feet and to press his advantage he puts the boots to Flip who tries to cover himself.
Bill Lands a huge Elbow right on the stomach of Flip and then attempts to apply the Figure 4 leg lock and is able to lock it in
Aiello: That’s one way to take the wheels out from under King Flip.
Piven: Yeah you have to ground him because if King Flips flies you won’t know what’s coming
The Ref checks on Flip who struggles to break the hold and is finally able to reach the bottom rope but Bill won’t release the ref starts his count
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Finally Bill releases and argues with the ref as Flip slowly gets to his feet, Bill sees these and rushes Flip who is able to use the top rope and once again send Bill outside the ring to the hard floor below. Flip takes a moment to recover in the ring and then climbs to the top turn buckle after setting himself King Flip Launches in the air and hits a huge 360 corkscrew leg drop on Bill.
HOLY SHIT!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!
EWC!!!! EWC!!!! EWC!!!
Aiello:The crowd is standing up as Flip hits a huge 360 corkscrew off the top Turnbuckle and both men are down.
Piven: Holy Shit is Right that was a crazy move by King Flip but it could have cost him more than it was worth.
The Ref once again starts the count on the two men.
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Piven: That was a close one Flip took a huge risk and it almost cause the double DQ
Aiello: Yeah but its what we have come to expect from King Flip.
The two men look at each other and realize they need to get back in the ring or have a double DQ. They Charge and both slid in under the bottom rope making just in time. Getting to their feet again the two men start trading blows in the middle of the ring. Bill splits Flips left eye open and Flings him into the turn buckle. Crossing the ring Bill Charges in and Nails a huge Splash on Flip.
Bill Grabs flip once more out of the corner and gives him a stiff boot to the midsection before Nailing flip The Closer…
Bill Nails the Closer on Flip this could be it.
Bill Covers Flip as the Ref Counts.
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Flip kicks out and Bill looks pissed getting to his feet Bill gets in the corner and starts stomping his foot.
Aiello: Looks like Bill is going for his other finishing move Rick James, Bitch!
Piven: SUPERKICK!!!!! SUPERKICK!!!
Flip gets to his feet just in time to be nailed with Rick James, Bitch! Bill Covers and the ref counts
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Aiello: And that’s it Bill pulls out the win finishing King Flip with a huge Super Kick
DING DING DING
Jessica Stroup: You’re Winner Bill Bashem
Aiello: What an impressive victory for Bill Bashem here tonight. King Flip looked a tad bit rusty at times here tonight, but still looked like he was going to pull of a win but Bashem, wow ... so impressed with this guy. What a match between these two. So much promise for the EWC in these guys
Piven: I expected Flip to win, and something tells me Flip and Bashem felt it too .. but Bashem pulls off an upset in my opinion. Can't wait to see both of these guys in action again soon. Congrats to Bashem, great win.
Aiello: Folks ... we will be right back after these messages
EMMA LOUISE
Vs MARK STORM
Aiello: Welcome back folks. It's been a great show so far tonight ... lets continue onto our next match
The lights in the arena begin to dim and the EWC audience rise to their feet, as the nostalgic melody of "Paradise Circus" by Massive Attack begins to play through the PA speakers. Smoke begins to rise from the stage and the audience begin to applaud, as emerging from the clouded mist is the self proclaimed "reckoning of professional wrestling" - Mark Storm, who stands tall at the top of the entrance ramp. A smile is plastered on his face as he marvels at the scenery, embracing all the cheers as he closes his eyes and widens his arms before coming down the ramp. Draped on his shoulder is his EWC Tag Team championship, which he wears proudly before buckling the championship around his waist, slapping the gold coating with his hands as he continues to walk down the aisle.
Jessica Stroup: From New York, Brooklyn; weighing in a two hundred and twenty seven pounds.. He is one half of the EWC Tag Team CHAMPIONS.. ladies and gentlemen give it up for, MARRKKKK STORMMMMMM!
Standing by the edge of the ring, he lets out a triumphant roar, with the audience roaring back to him as he jumps onto the apron before he slingshots his way over the top rope. Dressed in his usual wrestling attire; consisting on black boots, with black knee pads, wrestling trunks with his name written on them and with stars coming down both sides, tape wrapped around his elbows, and mixed martial arts styled gloves. He falls to his knees in the middle of the ring, looking up at the heavens as his theme music slowly begins to fade out.
Jessica Stroup: …And his opponent…
"This Little Girl" by Cady Groves plays…
Jessica Stroup: She is several pounds of girly goodness…. From New York City… EMMA LOUISE!!!
Emma steps through the curtain. Blows a kiss to the crowd a la Maria and then walks, half dancing to the ring where she slips feet first through the ropes like an envelope before laying suggestvly over the top rope
Aiello: Emma has quite the task in front of her, here tonight. Mark Storm is currently one half of the Tag Team Champions with Gabriel Martin and is currently set to face Xplode for the Undisputed Championship at Scars and Stripes. Storm was out earlier tonight, calling out the EWC Champion ... but the Champ never replied. It will be interesting to see if Xplode will play mind games with Storm, in order to throw him off his game
Piven: Storm is also a former World Champion… Remember when that was a thing?
Aiello: *sigh* Just shut up… Yes he is a former World Heavyweight Champion, he lost to Shadow Man who would go onto to battle Xplode, Title Vs Title. Xplode proved the victor and the two belts, EWC Championship and EWC World Championship became one. What we now know as the EWC Undisputed Championship. Just a little history lesson for those of you out there who might be new to the EWC. Emma is in the ring with one of the best wrestlers on the planet tonight.
Piven: It’s an interesting strategy Jeremy let’s see if it pays off for her…
Aiello: If… being in the ring with one of the best wrestlers on the planet pays off for her…
Piven: Sure, what’s your problem Joe? Try and keep up the grown ups are talking!
Aiello: *sigh*
DING DING DING
The bell rings and Storm holds on to the ropes in his corner waiting for Emma to make her move, being the veteran that he is, he knows that she will telegraph her opening strategy, but then he spins around as if someone grabbed him on his shoulder!!!
Aiello: There’s Storm’s Achilles heel… as he plays with his imaginary friend again….
But Storm is playing possum and Emma charges with Storm’s back turned but Storm bated her in!
Piven: Oh! Storm! He’s the master of bating people! *Snickers*
Aiello: I’m out here with a highschool kid… I am… *waves his arms in frustration*
Storm spins around as Emma runs front first into the turnbuckle! Storm turns her around and he is ready as he reaches was back and hammers away at Emma who bounces back into the corner! Storm takes a few steps back and Emma bounces out stumbling toward Storm who grabs her and lifts her into the air and nails a pop up powerbomb!!! Emma crashes to the mat and already looks like she is out of it!
Aiello: Storm is trying to put an end to this thing early! And showing just why he is one of the best out there!
Jeremy: Did Storm just win this thing in the first minute of the match???
Storm covers up Emma!
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Aiello: MAN THAT WAS CLOSE!
Jeremy: Yeah a little too close!
Emma rolls out under the bottom rope, but Storm wastes no time at all and hops up on the top rope and then performs a PERFECT springboad hurricanranna!!!
Aiello: Well he made that look easy!
Jeremy: Yeah, a little too easy!
Storm grabs Emma and sling shots her into the guard rail and follows up with a splash! He comes crashing down on her as Mark Storm holds his sternum as that splash hurt him as well. Emma has fallen to her hands and knees and Storm grabs her and SLAMS her head down onto the announcers table!
Aiello: OH AND HERE COMES EMMA!!!
Jeremy: Yeah! A little too Emma!
Aiello: Oh would you shut up!
Storm grabs Emma and slides her back in the ring and she stumbles to her feet and hits the ropes on the opposite side and just as Storm gets in and gets to his feet, she runs him over with a flying clothsline!!!
Aiello: And Storm is finally off his feet, and Emma has put a stop to his momentum!
Jeremy: Yeah I—
Aiello: Don’t… Just don’t
Jeremy: *>_>*
Emma gasping for air she slowly makes it to her feet, leaning on the top rope. Storm though quickly gets back up and doesn’t make the mistake of charging Emma, he waves for her to bring it on. She has learned from her mistake and slowly meets Storm in the middle of the ring and they tie up in the collar and elbow tie up! Emma sling shots Storm into the ropes and as he returns she drops him with a drop toe hold. She spins around and grabs Storm in a front face lock! Storm is laughing in the hold! The ref asks if he wants to give up but he just laughs shaking his finger, he escapes and twists her elbow behind her back and turns it into a cross arm breaker! Emma quickly squirms and gets her toe on the bottom rope breaking the hold.
Aiello: Storm is showing why he is so respected around the world, he seems to be one step ahead of Emma the whole time.
Jeremy: She definitely seems like she likes to be with a man who is in control Joe.
Aiello: Easy Jeremy… Less is more.
Emma gets free from the submission and ducks Storm’s tie up and she rolls him up into a school boy! She has a handful of tights!!!
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THR— NO KICKOUOT!!!
Jeremy: Emma NEARLY caught Storm sleeping—
Aiello: Let me cut you off right there before you make some stupid sex joke about that.
Jeremy: You know you are no fun…
Storm gets up and it doesn’t seem to phase him, until suddenly he spins around screaming at his ever present invisible man at ringside! Emma spins him around and goes for THE GIRL CRUSH!!! But Storm reverses it and rolls her into the calf killer!!!
Aiello: SHE’S IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING AND NOWHERE TO GO!!! Look at Storm wrenching on her leg!!!
Jeremy: I think this one is over Joe…. *whispers* was that boring enough for you? I’m supposed to entertain these people…
Before the ref even gets down to check on her she taps out!!!! And its over!!!
The ref rings the bell, and Emma rolls over holding her leg.
DING DING DING
Storm stands over top of her as the ref raises his hand in victory.
Jessica Stroup: HERE is your winner… MARK STORM!!!
Aiello: Mark Storm with the much needed victory here tonight over Emma Stone. Emma looked good, but it just wasn't enough for the determined Storm.
Piven: Folks we will be ... wait a minute
As Mark Storm is celebrating his victory in the ring, Xplode comes running down the ramp and slides into the ring
Piven: IT'S THE EWC CHAMPION!!!!
Storm turns around and is immediately met with a monster clothesline from the Champion. Storm goes flying over the top rope and lands awkwardly on his shoulder. Mark grabs his shoulder in pain and rolls around in agony. Xplode spits at Storm and slides out of the ring, walking back up the ramp
Aiello: Folks, this is why you don't poke the bear. Sooner or later he will strike back and that's what happened here tonight. I'm not saying Mark Storm deserved it, but he had to know it was coming. You can't keep calling out the champ and not expect him to finally show up
Piven: Mark looks hurt out there right now. The same shoulder as the last time they met. Xplode has sent a message right back to Storm, hopefully this is the last we hear of this before we get to the Main Event next month. Xplode wasn't going to just sit back and have his name take a beating, but he was man enough to wait until after Storm had his match to do something about it. Now... it's over
Aiello: Somehow I feel this is far from over Jer. We'll be right back after these messages folks
The scene fades with Storm sitting up on the ground and being attended to by medics
NON TITLE - NO DQ MATCH
BOB LOBLAW
Vs NURSE KINSLEY (C)
Jessica Stroup: Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is scheduled for one fall, introducing first Concord, Massachusetts, weighing in at 215 pounds…. BOB LOBLAW!!!
Born in the USA begins to play and out walks Bob Loblaw. As he makes his way down the ramp, he hands out business cards to the fans for his Law Firm. He also throws out a few shirts for his "Bob Loblaw Law Blog" promotions. He then enters the ring and removes his blazer and tie.
Jessica Stroup: And his opponent, from Bloody Corners, Ohio weighing in at 130 pounds… NURSE HARLOW KINSLEY!!!!
The lighting in the arena starts to flicker and strobe to the beat as Melissa Auf Der Maur's "Whispers and Potions" hits the PA. Harlow Kinsley stumbles her way down the ramp, staring off into space with a vacant expression. She sometimes sways or moves to the music, and occasionally stops to stare down members of the audience; otherwise, she barely seems to know where she is.
When she reaches the ring, Kinsley slips beneath the bottom rope, slowly crawling her way across the ring. She makes it one of the corners, where she slumps against the turnbuckle, gazing off at the ceiling. After several seconds of just sitting there with a blank face on, she grabs the middle ropes with both hands, and hoists herself to her feet.
Aiello: It’s been a night of great action and I expect nothing less here, Loblaw really needs a win here against the red hot Kinsley.
Piven: I wouldn’t say she is red hot Joe… Zombie hot maybe… Red… Naaaahh…
Aiello: Thank you Jeremy for that excellent insight.
DING DING DING
Kinsley slowly walks to the middle of the ring as Loblaw circles her rolling up his sleeves. He doesn’t appear to be shaken at all at her typical mind games. He shakes his head no, with an angry look on his face unwilling to let her get into her into his head. He walks up to her, as she just stands there with a blank expression on her face. She slowly tilts her head and then Loblaw thinks he has the upperhand cuz she is clearly not ready… OR IS SHE??? He swings with a left hook and she quickly ducks it and grabs him with a collar and elbow tie up and she flips him with a hip toss and he slams his hand on the mat in frustration! He gets up turning around to find Harlow just standing watching him almost like a possessed person you would see in some Paranormal Activity or something. He shakes his head no, like he wont let her get in his head, but he is clearly starting to doubt.
Aiello: It’s way too early in this thing for Loblaw to lose confidence in himself.
Piven: He’s lucky, most people are defeated by Kinsley before the bell even rings.
Kinsley just waits, as is her typical way for Loblaw to make a move. But the two commence in a staredown and suddenly Kinsley bursts to life and sprints at Loblaw clothlining him to the ground! He pops back up only to clothslined down once again, and a third time is he caught off guard yet again! Kinsley takes advantage of this change in speed and decides to control the pace of the match with her smaller size. She is just as terrifying moving fast as she is stalking, maybe even more so. She grabs Loblaw with an arm drag take down! Loblaw pops up to his feet but Kinsley hits a kip up head scissors! Loblaw stumbles back and falls into the turnbuckle looking up at Kinsley who stands staring at Loblaw! Loblaw tries to shake it off but she is starting to get inside his head.
Aiello: Loblaw is going to have to control the pace of this match if he is gonna win this. He needs to use is superior size and power to his advantage.
Piven: Shhh… I think she’s lookin at me man… (says in a panic)
Kinsley slowly turns her head and locks eyes with Piven…
Piven: Holy… Mother… Of God…
Loblaw thinks that he is going to take the advantage here but she quickly turns her attention back to Loblaw who misses with a hard clothsline, she turns around and connects with three punches to the skull but the blows have little effect on the much larger Loblaw but Kinsley knows that she has to stick and move as she bobs out of the way of another punch from Loblaw and hits the ropes behind him, she leaps into the air looking for a cross body block but she is caught midair by Loblaw who seems to have completely halted her momentum! He lifts her high over his head, and then drops her on his shoulder and slams her down in a MONSTROUS running powerslam, and for the first time in a long time Kinsley looks to somewhat out of sorts! Loblaw doesn’t waste any time as he gives her a few stomps for good measure backing her into the corner as she scoots backwards into the corner. Loblaw places his foot on her throat as the ref starts a five count. He releases it at the count of four but then hits the opposite side of the ring bouncing off the ropes and he sandblasts his boot across the face of Kinsley! Who is now just hunched over the bottom rope.
Aiello: Loblaw clearly went into this match with a game plan, it’s just a matter of if he can sticks to his game or not.
Piven: Or if it’s even possible, nothing against Bob, but Kinsley seems to be able to get anyone out of their game plan early on.
Loblaw exits the ring and with a fallen Kinsley hanging on the bottom rope, he SWINGS and nails her in the chin with a European Uppercut! Kinsley spins around her head hanging chin up now on the bottom rope as Loblaw brings his elbow down on the chin of Kinsley! Bob plays to the crowd a bit before he steps up on the apron and takes a few hops and lands a legdrop on the apron onto the neck of Kinsley!
The Nurse rolls inside the ring, showing… well what you might call pain? I don’t have the words… Bob gets back in the ring, and he is now stalking Kinsley who is stumbling trying to get to her feet she uses the ropes to pull herself up, and Bob goes after her like a boxer! He sends repeated lefts toward Kinsley who puts up her hands and blocks blow after blow, they get close to the ropes and Kinsley ducks a right hook from Loblaw and they switch standing up! And Kinsley takes it to the outside, closthslining Loblaw and she goes over with him as they tumble to the floor!
Kinsley is the first to her feet and she baits Loblaw in and he swings as she bobs out of the way and he smashes his forearm on the ring post! She backs up and sprints at him and shoves him face first into the turnbuckle post! He slumps down to his knees and she again backs up and sprints at him and gives him a knee to the back of the head and his skull again bounces off the turnbuckle post and a small truckle of blood drips down the side of his head. Kinsley grabs Bob by the head and slams him into the guard rail facing the ring. She slides back inside and hits the ropes! Just as Loblaw turns around she hits him with a baseball slide but she holds on and turns it into a head scissors!!!
The crowd jumps to their feet!!!
Aiello: And Kinsley showing she’s not just another pretty face!
Piven: I’m not sure she is even a pretty face….
As the crowd jumps and screams at the top of their lungs Kinsley grabs Loblaw and looks to throw him in the ring but he reverses it and spins her around and gives her a knife edge chop to the chest! The crowd responds with a resounding
“WHOOOOO”
She stumbles off holding her chest as Loblaw spins her around again and gives her another knife edge chop across her chest!!!
“WHOOOOO!!!”
Loblaw grabs her and throws her in the ring, following in after her. He grabs her and locks her in a reverse chin lock with a knee at the back of her spine. The ref checks her, and she just ignores him, showing little emotion she continues to fight out of it, but Loblaw tries to keep it locked it… She manages to get to her feet and she grabs a hold of Loblaw’s head and she drops down in a jawbreaker! Breaking the hold!
Aiello: Both competetors are down! Now we will see just who can reset and get back to the game plan.
Piven: Oh… I thought now is when we order pizza.
Aiello: Don’t let Harlow hear you say that…
Piven: She can’t hear me all the way over here… She… She can’t right?
Slowly they both start to get back to their feet, Kinsley gives Bob a kick to the gut and hits the ropes…
Aiello: I think she might be looking for the Ax Kick on Loblaw!
But Loblaw quickly reverses it into a back body drop and sends Kinsley high into the air and she comes crashing down on her back! Loblaw waits for her to get to her feet, and he hits the ropes looking for the CIVIL ACTION! At the last moment Kinsley arches backwards “Matrix Style” Loblaw is caught completely off guard and Kinsley rolls him up in a school boy!!!
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Aiello: Oh, Loblaw almost paid dearly for that blatant miss with his finishing clothsline.
Piven: Just… tell me when it’s over… I can’t look at her anymore!
Axle Aomori makes his way down the ramp and stands about 2 feet away from the ring
Aiello: Axle is looking for an answer, and he might just force one out of Kinsley tonight
Piven: Lets hope Axle leaves Kinsley alone .. she terrifies me to no end
Bob rolls over getting to his feet, and he grabs Kinsley who spots Axle from the corner of her eye and throws her over his head with a belly to belly suplex! She hits but she sits right up as if the move had no effect on her whatsoever! Bob has no idea…
Aiello: Oh boy…
Piven: What what??? Is it okay to look?
Aiello: Don’t look, don’t look!
Piven: Oh hamburgers.
Bob turns around to find Kinsley standing up watching him, he jumps back shocked at what he sees, shaking his head no, not wanting to believe it. But there she stands just watching him, like something out of a horror movie… She slowly walks towards him as Bob backs up in the corner pointing at her to back off but he hits the corner and now has no where to go, and she treats him to a knife edge chop! Returning the favor from earlier…
“WHOOOOO!!!”
Bob tries to get out of the corner but she throws him back in and nails him with another one!
“WHOOOOO!!!”
And one more for good measure!
“WHOOOOO!!!”
Aiello: Well, that’s it ladies and gentlemen Jeremy Piven is officially hiding under the announcers table.
Piven: Shut up man! You would hide too if that bitch was looking to cook ya and eat ya.
Aiello: I seriously doubt that she is going to cook you and eat you.
Piven: Do you know that for sure? DO YOU KNOW HER??? YOU DON’T KNOW!!!
Bob stumbles out of the turnbuckle, and Kinsley sees her opportunity and she runs at him and nails Sobredosis!!! Loblaw is out cold, and Kinsley is down on her hands and knees stalking him like some sort of demon… she slinks across the ring crawling and covering him looking down straight into his eyes.
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DING DING DING
Aiello: It’s over!
Piven: It’s over???
Piven gets out from under the table to see Kinsley standing in the ring with her arm raised… staring right at him…
Piven: AHHHHH!!!
He hides again under the table, as she smirks and turns around Loblaw rolling out of the ring. Loblaw and Axle share some words and both end up walking back up the ramp together.
Jessica Stroup: Here is your winner... HARLOW KINSLEY!!!
Aiello: Not a good enough showing for Loblaw here tonight, just not enough effort at all. Kinsley proves why she's the X-Division Champion ... Will she give Axle a shot for the belt at Scars and Stripes? That remains to be seen. I'm surprised he simply left, maybe he was hoping to throw Kinsley off her game by appearing on the ramp
Piven: Something tells me Kinsley doesn't have a calendar nor does she plan that far ahead of time. Who knows, maybe she'll end up sitting around staring at fireworks all night. Folks ... we will be right back after these messages
NON TITLE MATCH
LATOYA HIXX
Vs XPLODE (C)
Aiello: Welcome back ladies and gentleman.
Jessica Stroup: Ladies and Gentlemen the following contest is scheduled for one fall and is a non title match…
Aiello: It's strange to see Xplode fighting in a match that isn't the Main Event, but that's a true testimate to the kind of Champion Xplode is, and also shows the depth BRAWL has on the roster. Xplode appears somewhat excited to face Latoya here tonight, a different type of opponent for him. A fresh face as it were. Latoya Hixx has a MASSIVE test in front of her today.
Piven: No argument there, Xplode has taken down everyone in his path for over a year now.
Jessica Stroup: Coming out first, from Boston Massachusetts weighing in at 114 pounds… LATOYA HIXX!!!
She comes out in her bling coat in wears her white Sunglasses in poses on the stage in walks down in hops on the ropes and shows her Boss Brass Knuckles in get's in the ring in takes off her gear as she for Xplode to come out
“The Enemy” by Godsmack begins to play! The crowd stands up to their feet as the arena lights fade to a crimson red! The arena starts to shake due to the responses from the fans as Jessica Stroup raises a microphone to her lips:
Jessica Stroup: ...and her opponent, the Undisputed EWC World Champion... the Destroyer of Worlds.. XPLODE!!!
The crowd continues to shout loudly as a fog machine covers the entrance. Flames erupt from each side of the stage. Stepping out into view, Xplode looks out at the fans with a smirk on his face. He looks ripped, sweat dripping down the sides of his forehead. The EWC Title is buckled around his waist, sparkling under the arena lights. His hands are heavily taped and a thick knee brace is buckled over his right knee.
Walking to the ramp, he proceeds down to the ring. Behind him, above the stage, a zoomed in image of his determined face is highlighted within a red spotlight. He keeps his eyes on the ring in the distance as he walks down the ramp way. Fans reach out to touch him as he continues forward, ignoring their gestures. Once at ringside, Xplode glances once more at the fans nearby before stepping up on the ring apron. He then turns to face the fans, his face without any emotion. Slowly, Xplode removes the EWC Title from around his waist and proceeds to raise it over his head, causing a thunderous response from the fans!
Xplode enters the ring. As camera flashes reflect from off of his large upper torso, Xplode stares at the championship belt one more time before handing it to a ring official at ringside. He then tugs on the top rope twice and cracks his neck, turning to face the referee.
Aiello: I don’t know about you Jeremy but this seems like a bit of a miss match here.
Piven: Oh, don’t count Latoya short, I mean sure no one has beaten Xplode in over a year and Latoya has been struggling as of late, but that doesn’t mean— No you’re right this is gonna be a tough one for Hixx…
DING DING DING
Xplode jumps in his corner smiling at Hixx, he hits the ropes a couple of times with an arrogant look on his face, as if he is about to go one on one with a five year old. He slowly walks up to her in the middle of the ring, raising up one hand inviting her into a test of strength, but Latoya isn’t stupid, she kicks Xplode right in the knee, and you hear Xplode shout out in pain as he turns around grabbing the ropes.
Latoya grabs Xplode in a headlock but it doesn’t last long as Xplode sends her off into the ropes she bounces off and runs right into a shoulder block from Xplode as she is sent down to the mat hard. Xplode hits the ropes and Latoya slides underneath, X hits the other side and she leap frogs him but he stops in his tracks standing behind her and drops her down with a devastating neck breaker!!!
Aiello: X is showing why he is the World Champion why he is the guy to beat, there isn’t much out there that he doesn’t see coming.
Piven: He’s the champ for a reason Joe…
Aiello: I… I literally just said that. One has to wonder if Mark Storm will be seeking revenge during this match, extra security is at the ramp with the goal of preventing anything from happening.
Piven: Xplode is the type that would welcome it really. The extra security isn't needed, but we also don't want things getting ugly here tonight
X picks her up off the mat and hits a scoop slam, as he hits the ropes once more and lands a knee drop right to the forehead of Latoya, X rolls over as she gets to her knees holding her head only to be met with a face buster to the knee of Xplode!
Aiello: X is being relentless here!
X picks her up on his shoulder and sits her on top of the turnbuckle, he climbs up looking for a superplex but Latoya fights him off even biting his nose for good measure, X falls and Latoya sets herself upon the top turnbuckle and as X gets up she jumps off and hits a flying head scissors take down!!!
Xplode looks to be a bit shocked but not taken back as he jumps back to his feet and nails an excited Latoya with a fist to the skull knocking her down, He picks her up and sling shots her into the ropes and lifts her into the sky with a back body drop! X leans on the ropes laughing as he picks her up by her hair and runs her toward the ropes and sends her flying over the top rope down to the floor!!!
Hixx pops back up to her feet but she has no idea where she is and flips back onto the floor. X steps out of the ring, and grabs Latoya and walks her over to the steel steps and he goes to whip her into them, but at the last minute Hixx manages to reverse it and X smashes into the steps himself!!!
Piven: You have to give Latoya credit, she looks to be prepared for this one.
She picks up X and tries to slam his head down into the steel steps but he blocks it and returns with smashing her face into them! Relentless he does it over and over and over again!!! As if payback for sling shotting him into the steps beforehand. X grabs a steel chair from the time keeper’s table and walks over looking to take Hixx’s head off… but she ducks it and she kicks X right in the gut!
She hits him with three knees to the gut and then sends him back into the ring. He quickly gets to his feet, stumbling to the middle of the ring.
Where he kicks Hixx in the midsection and quickly looks to put an end to the match as he hits the DROP ZONE!!!
Aiello: It’s been a nice run for Latoya but I think this one is over!
Piven: Goodnight sweet prince…. ess…
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Aiello: And that’s it another solid victory from our World Champion and he again shows why he is the best there is out there today.
Piven: Today? Best period of all time!
Xplode grabs his belt and climbs the turnbuckle raising it high into the air. Latoya lays motionless in the ring as the ref works quickly to try and revive her.
DING DING DING
Jessica Stroup: Here is your winner… YOUR EWC UNDISPUTED CHAMPION… XPLODE!!!
Aiello: He's done it again, another victory for the EWC Champion
Xplode slides out of the ring and attempts to walk towards the ramp when he is tripped up and tumbles to the ground
Piven: What the hell just happened? The Champ just fell out of ...
Aiello: It's MARK STORM!!!
Mark Storm appears from under the ring, left arm in a sling and holding a baseball bat with his right hand
Piven: SECURITY!!!!!
Xplode grabs his ankle in pain but suddenly locks eyes with Mark Storm who is now yelling at Xplode and waving the bat at his face
Aiello: This does not look good for the Champ folks .... oh my
Mark Storm stomps on Xplodes ankle, Jaden yells back at Storm calling him a punk and a loser. This infuriatesStorm even more who winds up with the bat but is taken down from behind by security
Piven: It looked like Storm was going to swing at Xplodes head, and Jaden knew it too. You could see it in his eyes, that he knew Storm was going to swing for the fences, but luckily security stepped in
With the help of the ref, Xplode is back to his feet and hobbles towards Mark Storm who is being cuffed by security, Mark wrestles himself loose with only one his right hand cuffed and charges towards Xplode tackling him to the ground. Mark lands a few quick right punches on Xplode before Xplode manages to over-power Storm and swap positions ... Xplode grabs Storms head with his left hand and drops three quick right punches to Storms face.
Security tries to pull Xplode back, which gives Storm enough room to lunge forward and headbutt Xplode in the face causing both of them to bleed. Xplode then gets his right arm loose from security and grabs hold of his EWC Championship belt smashing it hard against Storms face, cutting him up even more
Aiello: This is getting ugly folks ... these two truly hate each other at this point
Piven: So much blood .... Baku is getting an amazing show
Secrity now has Xplode and Storm completely separated and wrapped up. More security come down the ramp along with some medics
Aiello: It looks like things are now under control here folks. Lets cut to a quick commercial. We'll be right back
BEST 2 OUT OF 3 PIN-FALLS
THE UNCANNY INFERNO
Vs AXLE AOMORI
Aiello: Welcome back to Monday Night Brawl here in Baku. Things have settled down now that security has escorted both Mark Storm and the EWC Champion Xplode out of the arena. Things between those two are getting worse and worse but will reach it's boiling point in just a few weeks
Piven: What a Main Event that will prove to be, but we got a Main Event coming up ourselves right now
Jessica Stroup: Ladies and Gentlemen the following contest is a TWO OUT OF THREE falls match! And is your MAIN EVENT of the evening!!! Introducing first from New Orleans, Louisiana weighing in at 240 pounds… THE UNCANNY INFERNO!!!
The lights dim through the arena as you here a voice like the announcers voice from the old Superfriends cartoon.
“Once again we find our hero jumping into the fray. He will battle evil but will he triumph? Let’s tune in and see shall we.”
The lights flicker red and yellow as The Uncanny Inferno steps from the back emerging through a shower of golden sparks. He stands fist at his waist posing in a classic super hero pose as a fan from the side blows his cape out behind him. Radioactive by Imagine Dragons plays as he turns slowly to the ring then he walks down shaking hands with the fans and posing for pictures with kids. Before Entering the ring Inferno finds one lucky kid and gives him a replica copy of his mask. He then slides in the ring and poses one last time in the middle of the ring.
Jessica Stroup: And his opponent, from Lafayette, Indiana… weighing in at 210 pounds. He is a member of the collective Anarchy’16… “The Arch Angel” Axle Aomori!!!!
Aiello: What a main event we have here, this one is going to be exciting!
Piven: Two out of Three falls between two of the fastest, most amazing athletes on the roster. You are only going to find this in the EWC people!
The two men pace around the ring knowing the feat that they have infront of them. Inferno goes to tie up with Axle and Axle puts up his hands telling Inferno to stop! He waves his finger as if to say “No-No”. He walks around the ring as Inferno tosses up his hands, in frustration shaking his head, wanting to get this thing started. Suddenly Axle waves it off and decides he doesn’t want to play today and exits the ring and just tells the ref this isn’t happening tonight. He starts heading up the ramp way…
Aiello: Oh come on, you can’t be serious.
Piven: Can Inferno win on two straight count out victories?
The crowd erupts into a round of boos
Uncanny Inferno talks with the ref in disbelief of what is happening, the ref shrugs his shoulders not sure what to say, but Inferno isn’t gonna have it, so he pursues him up the ramp. They disappear behind the curtain but only for a moment as Inferno falls back smacking his head on the ramp! As Axle just walks through Inferno laughing pointing to his head. He points out into the crowd and just begins laughing.
Aiello: Yeah that was a good one *sarcasm*
Piven: Oh come on! Axle just showed why Anarchy’16 recruited him.
Aiello: Oh now you’re a fan of Anarchy’16?
Piven: Oh come on, no one likes those guys! I’m just saying that it’s clear why they wanted him.
Aiello: Ahh…
The crowd starts chanting their hatred at Axle.
“YOU SUCK!!!”
“YOU SUCK!!!”
“YOU SUCK!!!”
“YOU SUCK!!!”
“YOU SUCK!!!”
Axle shakes his head laughing, he walks over picking up Inferno by the head as he walks him down the ramp, and he whips Inferno into the guard rail on the ramp, and Inferno hurls over the top of the guard rail, and Axle hops the guard rail and they begin to fight among the fans!
Aiello: Did we ever even get a bell?
Piven: Ahhh… No…
Aiello: We gotta get this match in the ring ref!
Piven: I don’t think he can hear you Joe…
The two men battle through the crowd as security keeps the fans aside. The tides have turned and Inferno has since gotten the upperhand as he sends a couple left hand sledge hammer shots to Axle. Axle stumbles backwards and Inferno hops on the separation barrier between the floor and the stands and he walks it like a tightrope and he jumps and lands a perfect hurricanranna from the barrier to the floor on Axle!
The crowd leaps to their feet!!!
All around them the crowd is going crazy as Axle stumbles trying to get up, and Inferno stands up amping up the crowd. Axle shakes his head no, and begins shoving fans in between himself and Inferno, trying to get space between them. As Inferno makes his way through the wave of fans, Axle has grabbed a chair and as soon as he clears the fans Axle cracks the chair across the skull of the Uncanny Inferno!!! And Inferno is down and out cold!!!
Aiello: Oh come on! That should be a DQ victory for Inferno in this two out of three falls match!
Piven: There hasn’t been a bell yet! It’s just brilliant!
Aiello: It’s dirty is what it is, so how long is it gonna be before the lights go out and we get an Anarchy’16 beat down before the bell?
Piven: You heard Luke Wolfe, Axle likes to handle his business himself.
Aiello: Yeah, cuz we all know we can trust Luke Wolfe…
Axle grabs a fallen Inferno, walking him through the crowd someone wearing an Anarchy’16 t shirt hands Axle a red solo cup beer and Axle takes it and tosses it in the eyes of the Uncanny Inferno! Inferno shouts out grabbing at his eyes. With Inferno doubled over trying to rub the beer out of his eyes Axle grabs Inferno looking for a piledriver, but Inferno reverses it and sends Axle over top of his head, onto the concrete floor! Inferno, with his hands on his hips frustrated, grabs Axle and tosses him over the guard rail, now at ringside. Axle stands up and Inferno jumps up on the guard rail, he hops into the air but Axle ducks it, but Inferno sees it coming lands on his feet, and hits Axle with a Pele kick just as Axle turns around!!!
The crowd ERUPTS!!!
Inferno jumps up slapping hands with fans in the crowd! Inferno grabs Axle by the head, and he slides Axle under the ring, and he gets up on the ring apron… Axle slowly gets to his feet, and Inferno springboards off the top rope and hits a PERFECT Dragon Ranna!!!! And hooks the legs!!! The ref almost stunned, knowing the match hasn’t officially started yet signals for the bell to start the match!
DING! DING! DING!
The Ref makes the count!!!
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THRE— KICKOUT!!!
Aiello: OH MY GOD!!! Inferno almost had the first fall at the very start of this match, if we didn’t have to wait for the bell, this would have been the first fall!
Piven: Did you see that move? What do they call that???
Aiello: The Dragon Ranna! Only a few can really pull it off and Uncanny Inferno is one of the few!
Piven: Is the match officially started now?
Aiello: Yes, I do believe so.
Axle quickly crawls out of the way barely escaping that Dragon Ranna, but Uncanny Inferno hits the ropes and as soon as Axle makes it to his feet, he is hit with a spear from Inferno!!! Inferno quickly goes for another cover!
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KICKOUT!!!
Aiello: Axle had a devious plan to start this thing, but since the bell has rang it has been all Uncanny Inferno.
Piven: Hmmm… *Looking at the ceiling*
Aiello: What are you doing?
Piven: Oh… I’m just waiting for the lights to go out…
Aiello: I thought you said that Luke Wolfe was going to let Axle do his work on his own?
Piven: Yeah, cuz I trust Luke Wolfe!
Aiello: Oh for crying out loud.
The two make their way back to their feet, Axle stumbling trying to find his way, Inferno runs at Axle looking for a running drop kick into the turnbuckle but Axle side steps it and throws Inferno into the turnbuckle! Inferno hits the mat with a sickening THUD!
“OHHH”
With Inferno on his belly, Axle grabs his legs and he hooks him into a high angle boston crab!!! Axle laughs as he pulls back on it, pulling Inferno to the center of the ring! The ref gets down asking Inferno if he wants to give up, he shakes his head no, and begins his long crawl back to the bottom rope, Axle tries to stand his ground but to maintain his leverage and his and his arch he allows Inferno to drag to the side of the ring. Inferno grabs the bottom rope, but Axle refuses to let go of the hold! The ref gives him a five count and he uses up every second of that five count before letting go, and once he does Inferno’s arm falls limp to the mat. Axle laughs dragging Inferno back to the middle of the ring. He hooks the legs!
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KICKOUT!!!
Aiello: This thing has been nuts and we don’t even have a single fall yet.
Piven: Just sit back relax and watch these two guys do what they do best.
Axle takes a deep breath, signaling to the crowd of a summersault. He climbs the turnbuckle, waiting for Inferno to get to his feet. He steadies himself and just as Inferno gets to his feet, he leaps off the turnbuckle going for a dragon ranna of his own!!!
Aiello: I don’t believe it! Two in one match!!!
Mid air Axle lands on Inferno’s shoulders and Inferno reverses it and slams Axle down in a MONSTROUS POWERBOMB!!!
Piven: OH MY GOD!!!
Aiello: Who would know how to reverse a Dragon Ranna better than one of the only other men on the planet who can do one???
Inferno collapses on Axle!
The Crowd counts along!
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Kickout!!!!!
Aiello: I don’t believe it!!!! How did he get out of that???
Piven: They’re here… they are here I know it!
Aiello: Well, I think everyone in this arena is ready for them to show up, I’m sure Inferno is too.
The ref starts a count as both men lay motionless in the ring. The first man who starts to stir is Uncanny Inferno, who picks up Axle and lifts him toward the Turnbuckle and sits him on top giving him a chop on his chest for good measure! Axle sits barely conscious dazed sitting on the top rope. Uncanny Inferno hops on the top rope and tightrope walks it to the corner and hops and hits a beautiful frankenstiener! Inferno kip ups to his feet, and that gets the crowd on their feet! He hops on the middle rope and goes for a lionsault but Axle gets his knees up and Inferno clutches his gut as Axle slowly gets to his feet, he in turn hops the middle rope and spins and hits a springboard leg drop to Inferno! Axle hits the ropes and hits a running dropkick right into the face of the Inferno! Axle gets to his feet taunting the crowd motioning as if he is dusting off his hands.
“BOOOOOOO!!!”
Uncanny Inferno slowly gets to his feet, and walks right into the waiting arms of Axle who hooks Inferno and lands the Aomori Death Drop!!!!
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Aiello: And the first fall goes to Axle Aomori.
Piven: And he did it fair and square…
Aiello: Are you serious? We had started this thing with ten minutes in the crowd and a chair shot to Inferno’s face among countless other things and you say—
Piven: Well that was before the bell Joe. Since the bell rang Axle did some amazing things, and he won that first fall without the lights going out.
Aiello: Yeah, well I’ll give you that one.
Jessica Stroup: The winner of the First Fall is AXLE AOMORI
The men waste no time getting started on the next fall as Axle grabs Inferno by the legs dragging him over to the corner turnbuckle. He steps outside and snaps and leg whips Inferno’s knee around the ring post!
Aiello: He’s trying to take away Inferno’s legs, and that’s a great gameplan against a guy who makes his living flying through the air.
Axle again whips Inferno’s leg around the post as you can hear Inferno screaming in pain. Axle points to his head like he has an idea as he taunts the crowd. He crosses Inferno’s legs around the corner and locks in the figure four leg lock around the corner post! You can hear Inferno writhing in pain as Axle wrenches on that lock. The ref forces Axle to break the hold, or be disqualified and lose a fall so Axle releases the hold. But the damage has been done as Inferno drags himself out of the corner slowly limping his way to his feet. Axle gets in the ring and kicks Inferno in the back of the leg, taking down Inferno yet again. He grabs Inferno and lands a perfectly performed suplex as Inferno crashes down to the mat.
Aiello: If Inferno can’t get back on his game plan, then this next fall is going to be over pretty quick.
Piven: It’s an interesting strategy Joe lets see if it works out for him…
Aiello: I hate it when you say that, do you just say that every time you’re not listening to what I’m saying or what? I mean we are here to call this great match and you—
Piven: Shhhh… Watch the match!
Axle laughing at this whole thing thinking he has this thing in the bag, picks up Inferno and he gives the throat slash signal but Inferno pushes off and nails Axle on the chin with a SUPERKICK! The both fall limp! The crowd pops to their feet for the Inferno!!!
“IN-FERN-O”
“IN-FERN-O”
“IN-FERN-O”
“IN-FERN-O”
“IN-FERN-O”
Aiello: This is his chance to get back into this one!
Inferno crawls over and puts one hand on the chest of Axle, the crowd counts along!
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KICKOUT!!!!
Aiello: Inferno is just a mere tenth of a second away from getting this second fall, he almost had the first fall three seconds into the match! This thing should be his.
Piven: Close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades my friend… Didn’t your Daddy ever teach you that?
Inferno gets to his feet, slowly limping on his bad leg as Axle lays motionless on the ground, and heads to the top rope. Axle has his hands at his head as he starts to stirr…
Aiello: What crazy thing does Inferno have planned now?
Piven: METEOR DROP!!!
Inferno connects and he quickly crawls over and covers Axle!
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Aiello: It’s ONE TO ONE!!!
Jessica Stroup: The winner of the second fall… UNCANNY INFERNO!!!
Aiello: Well wrestling fans it looks like this thing is going to go the distance… What are you doing?
Piven: I’m positive the lights are going to go out any second.
Inferno wastes no time, he wants to put an end to this thing right now, he gets up limping on his leg. He pulls Axle to his feet and sets him up for Justice for All!!! The crowd pops and he lifts him up… and SLAMS HIM DOWN!!! The crowd counts along!!!
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The lights begin to flicker, and the sound of thunder begins to roll through the arena and Inferno, unknowingly releases the pin before the three count! Reading himself for Anarchy’16!!!
Aiello: I knew it! Where are they???
All the while, when everyone is looking for Anarchy’16, Axle pulls brass knuckles out of his trucks and spins Inferno around and connects with a right hand to the skull!!! He slides the knuckles back in his trunks, the ref with his back turned, he too looking for outside interference from the group of Anarchists, The lights come back on and everything returns to normal and the ref turns to see Axle covering Inferno and makes the count!
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Aiello: Well there was no Anarchy’16, but that wasn’t fair and it damn sure wasn’t square! Uncanny Inferno should have had at least FOUR falls in this match!
Piven: I’m just glad Luke and the goon squad didn’t show up, last thing I need tonight is to lose another table to those jokers.
DING DING DING
Jessica Stroup: Here the winner of the third fall… and the winner of the match… AXLE AOMORI!!!!
Axle bows for the crowd with Inferno laid out in the middle of the ring.
Aiello: What a victory for Axle Aomori here tonight. Both men put on one hell of a show for these fans here in Baku. Axle and Inferno both looked great here tonight and both could have won, but it was Axle who had just that little extra in him
Piven: Axle is trying to answer his own question, and the answer after this match has to be yes. Yes Axle, you sure as hell deserve a shot at the X-Division Championship ... will the BRAWL GM's, President Mac or Harlow Kinsley grant that match? Well ... that's the burning question
Aiello: That about wraps things up here in Baku. We look forward to our final stop on the European Tour as we head to Manchester next week. On behalf of Jeremy, the entire EWC and the people of Baku, Good Night and see you next week!
© THE EXTREME WRESTLING CORPORATION 1997 - 2016
BACKSTAGE
TITAN: Where is Tony Savage?
END SCREEN
RECAP OF WINNERS
BELLA DALCA
Vs VINNY GIGANTE
WINNER: Vinny Gigante
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BILL BASHEM
Vs KING FLIP
WINNER: Bill Bashem
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EMMA LOUISE
Vs MARK STORM
(C)
WINNER: Mark Storm
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BOB LOBLAW
Vs HARLOW KINSLEY (C)
WINNER: Harlow Kinsley
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LATOYA HIXX
Vs XPLODE (C)
WINNER: Xplode
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THE UNCANNY INFERNO
Vs AXLE AOMORI
WINNER: Axle Aomori
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