The Innovator of INNOVATING!!!!

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Hi.. I am a Kool Guy.

Before I post an awesome story, about how big my penis is or how many issues of the Derek Wellings fan magazine that I have collected, I wanted to introduce myself to all of you. You see, I am the guy who just arrived here with the ability to beat you all off... WITH BOTH HANDS!!! 

Wait...

That's not what I mean.

Anyway, I am a literal nightmare walking, crazy white boy talking, ass blower. None of you can comprehend what I have in store for this fed, but mark my works, by the time that I am done, I will be stepping over all of you jizz stains on my way to the EWC CHAMPIONSHIP, BABY!!! I am a humble man, as you all can probably tell, and my life began simply. Once I was out of my Mom's vagina, I grew this obsession with professional wrestling. Sure, I am not as muscle built as you steroid freaks. I don't have a catchy name or a super fresh ride full of hoes in the trunk. What I do have is a BRAIN THOUGH... SO SHUDDUP!!!

So look for me, son! I am going to be on Brawl, so it's going to be hot and heavy... every damn week!

WHAT NOW?!!!!


KARATE KICK ARMED AND READY FOR WAR!!!!