Post by Deleted on Dec 14, 2016 22:50:33 GMT -6
LOCATION: MIAMI BEACH, FLORIDA
TIME: 11.22 AM
WEATHER: 80 degree F
(We see a crowded Miami Beach where many people are enjoying their holidays. Parents are there with their kids, boys with their girls, husbands with their wives and many others. We focus on a group with mostly guys and a few girls all in their swimwear. Some of them are swimming and the rest are there on the sand bathing in the sun and drinking. Among them, we focus on a particular guy who is standing on the beach with three of his friends laughing and drinking. We concentrate on their conversation)
Guy #1: Dude, that girl over there is so hot. Only if I could kick bury that huge dude with her, I could totally nail her.
Guy #2: Well it could be done but your dick would never be erect and so, spare yourself the embarrassment.
(Guys all around laugh)
Guy #1: Fuck off shithead
(They all drink)
Guy #3: Well shit I almost forgot. Guys, look at the email I just received.
(Guy #3 opens email on his phone)
From: President Mac
Subject: EWC Application
Welcome to the EWC Orion. You have been signed to our MONDAY NIGHT BRAWL Roster!
Welcome to the Family
PRESIDENT MAC
(All the guys cheer in unison and congratulate Guy #3)
Guy #2: Dude, you did it. Always knew your rasslin’ would amount to something Steve. Top of the class and now top of EWC
Guy #3 or Orion or Steve: Yeah, maybe. But now, let’s take another shot
(All cheer and drink till their cups are empty. One of the guys refill their cups)
Guy #1: So Steve, what’s your next move?
Steven: You know, I have been surfing their website and most people have done what they like to call a debut promo.
Guy #2: What’s a debut promo?
Guy #1: Wait, isn’t that a type of message that a wrestler sends to the fellow members of the locker room and also to the fans?
Steve (drinking): Correct dude but I never found that productive. People say all kinds of shit in that and then most get their asses kicked anyways. So people generally don’t take that stuff seriously anymore.
Guy #2: Aw come on, that sounds fun. I have a camera here and for added effects, let’s bring in the ladies
(Guy #2 signals the ladies to come here as they do so. Steven stands in the middle as the ladies all pose around him. Guy #2 then gets his camera and starts filming as Steven is still unsure)
Steve: Are you sure we gotta……?
Guy #2: ACTION
Steven: Well…..hey hello EWC fans and other wrestlers. I am Orion and right now, I am in Miami Beach, Florida enjoying a nice time with the ladies and of course my boys (camera moves to show the two other guys). Well just now, I received an email from the president of EWC that I am to compete in Monday Night Brawl. Now, I don’t know a lot about this brand but trust me, as the days go by, I will make myself acquainted with the people and the competition. But I must say beforehand that I have a weakness. Well make that two since we have such beautiful ladies here, it would be lying if I say that I have just one (pinches a girl in the navel). But yes, I have a never ending desire for alcohol. For me, a day without alcohol is a day that is completely wasted and so wherever I am, you will find alcohol (drinks from his cup) and if you have a problem with that, go fuck yourselves. Well that’s about it, Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year folks but before that, do enjoy Wrestlefest.
(Guy #2 finishes filming)
(Guy #1 and Guy #2 check the video out and show it to Steven and the girls)
Steven: So everyone, how did you like my debut message?
(All roar in approval)
Guy #1 (clearly drunk): So people, what say we get this party going?
(Everyone approves as they go for another round of drinks. Steven takes the camera and moves some distance away to watch the recorded clip. He becomes serious as he looks at the distant sea for a while. He snaps out of it soon and joins the party)
TIME: 11.22 AM
WEATHER: 80 degree F
(We see a crowded Miami Beach where many people are enjoying their holidays. Parents are there with their kids, boys with their girls, husbands with their wives and many others. We focus on a group with mostly guys and a few girls all in their swimwear. Some of them are swimming and the rest are there on the sand bathing in the sun and drinking. Among them, we focus on a particular guy who is standing on the beach with three of his friends laughing and drinking. We concentrate on their conversation)
Guy #1: Dude, that girl over there is so hot. Only if I could kick bury that huge dude with her, I could totally nail her.
Guy #2: Well it could be done but your dick would never be erect and so, spare yourself the embarrassment.
(Guys all around laugh)
Guy #1: Fuck off shithead
(They all drink)
Guy #3: Well shit I almost forgot. Guys, look at the email I just received.
(Guy #3 opens email on his phone)
From: President Mac
Subject: EWC Application
Welcome to the EWC Orion. You have been signed to our MONDAY NIGHT BRAWL Roster!
Welcome to the Family
PRESIDENT MAC
(All the guys cheer in unison and congratulate Guy #3)
Guy #2: Dude, you did it. Always knew your rasslin’ would amount to something Steve. Top of the class and now top of EWC
Guy #3 or Orion or Steve: Yeah, maybe. But now, let’s take another shot
(All cheer and drink till their cups are empty. One of the guys refill their cups)
Guy #1: So Steve, what’s your next move?
Steven: You know, I have been surfing their website and most people have done what they like to call a debut promo.
Guy #2: What’s a debut promo?
Guy #1: Wait, isn’t that a type of message that a wrestler sends to the fellow members of the locker room and also to the fans?
Steve (drinking): Correct dude but I never found that productive. People say all kinds of shit in that and then most get their asses kicked anyways. So people generally don’t take that stuff seriously anymore.
Guy #2: Aw come on, that sounds fun. I have a camera here and for added effects, let’s bring in the ladies
(Guy #2 signals the ladies to come here as they do so. Steven stands in the middle as the ladies all pose around him. Guy #2 then gets his camera and starts filming as Steven is still unsure)
Steve: Are you sure we gotta……?
Guy #2: ACTION
Steven: Well…..hey hello EWC fans and other wrestlers. I am Orion and right now, I am in Miami Beach, Florida enjoying a nice time with the ladies and of course my boys (camera moves to show the two other guys). Well just now, I received an email from the president of EWC that I am to compete in Monday Night Brawl. Now, I don’t know a lot about this brand but trust me, as the days go by, I will make myself acquainted with the people and the competition. But I must say beforehand that I have a weakness. Well make that two since we have such beautiful ladies here, it would be lying if I say that I have just one (pinches a girl in the navel). But yes, I have a never ending desire for alcohol. For me, a day without alcohol is a day that is completely wasted and so wherever I am, you will find alcohol (drinks from his cup) and if you have a problem with that, go fuck yourselves. Well that’s about it, Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year folks but before that, do enjoy Wrestlefest.
(Guy #2 finishes filming)
(Guy #1 and Guy #2 check the video out and show it to Steven and the girls)
Steven: So everyone, how did you like my debut message?
(All roar in approval)
Guy #1 (clearly drunk): So people, what say we get this party going?
(Everyone approves as they go for another round of drinks. Steven takes the camera and moves some distance away to watch the recorded clip. He becomes serious as he looks at the distant sea for a while. He snaps out of it soon and joins the party)