Post by Deleted on Jul 5, 2017 12:03:54 GMT -6
(OOC- Threw this together at work today. First intro RP in years so wanted to play around a little before I get booked. Also, just to give a sneak peek what Nostalgia will be like, and for me get used to coloring and images and all. Not great work. Hope some enjoy. Excited to get started. If anyone who has been here a while can contact me, I would greatly appreciate. Had some directions I wanted to go with Nostalgia's debut month but not sure who to approach.)
(A camera turns on deep in the woods of Pine Barrens, NJ. The first image the camera pictures is a replica of the Game of Thrones, Iron Throne. A figure is wearing a red and black hoodie, with the hood pulled over his face, is sitting on the throne. This is a beast of a man, the size of a professional NBA or NFL player. Next to the man is one of the world’s largest dogs, Causasian Overchakra.The man pulls backs the hook. Some wrestling fans recognize the man as none other than Nostalgia. Before he speaks he lets out a whistle, within a few seconds, a Great Horned Owl flies from the tops of the trees and lands on Nostalgia arm. The man rubs behind the ears of the Great Horned Owl before turning and staring into the camera.)
Nostalgia-Greetings and Salutations EWC Universe. To some, my reputation may proceed me. To everyone else, I am Nostalgia. For those unfamiliar with the name and legacy of Nostalgia, I brought a couple of companions for a little insight.
(Nostalgia begins petting the Causasian Overchakra.)
Nostalgia- This is Arya. Yes, named after the feisty Stark girl from Game of Thrones. And like that feisty Stark girl, I do not keep Arya on a leash. Arya is free to roam as pleases when she pleases. But this can lead to trouble, because anyone crossing paths with Arya will hesitate at the mere sight of her size. Similar notion can be shared about Nostalgia. You see this genetically gifted physique and think “Damn. That is a big dude.” The weak will be scared away from my size. Some of these matches will be over before they begin, thanks solely for the intimidation factor. But in EWC, there are actual tough guys who will not fear the size advantage. For any half-witted EWC fans knows, size does not make champions. The size and power of Nostalgia is simply the easiest quality to notice. But I am not one trick pony, closer to a one man bad.
(Nostalgia stops petting Arya, then begins rubbing behind the ear of the Great Horned Owl.)
Nostalgia- And this beautiful creature, I call Tyrion. Yes, I am obsessed with Game of Thrones. I don’t know if I am more pumped to start in EWC or for Season 7 of Game of Thrones. The excitement of both combined is almost too much to handle. So much bloodshed, heartbreaks, fan favorites being gravely injured, twists and turns to come. And Game of Thrones will the audience on their toes as well. Back to Tyrion, the Great Horned Owl is the totem I have adopted. There is a very significant reason. One, I don’t need a dragon or wolf or lion, or other “feared” animal as my totem to seem tough like many of pussies of EWC past, present, and future. Intellect is one of Nostalgia’s main advantages. There is not a man on the roster with a higher IQ. The wisdom of the owl is symbolic in that sense. Second, and most important, the Great Horned Owl is seared in my soul. You will hear the tale soon enough.
(Nostalgia reaches into his pocket and pulls out a metal case. He opens it and takes out one of the pre-rolled joints. He lights it up and takes a couple puffs. He coughs violently before stopping and smiling for the camera.)
Nostalgia-These are my companions. Maybe in the future there will be some alliances formed. Even though I am oft hated as I enter the scene. I am never one to hop right into a group as soon as I walk on set. Unlike a certain group of sad sadistic saps. Nostalgia accomplishes everything on his own merit. I will never need someone to watch my back. But that's because I paid for this rare, illegal surgery that gives you eyes in the back of your head. Hey, I got money to waste.Although, one day, I will techincally need a Tag Team Partner for the Tag Team gold.
(Nostalgia takes a few more hits of his joint, coughs violently again, then looks intently at the camera.)
Nostalgia- You see, I understand this brief introduction is my first impression, so I will make it as shitty as possible. Why? Because I like to have fun with first impressions, especially in a place I plan to stay for a while. So, when some rival I have been decimating for the better part of the decade comes to do my EWC Hall of Fame introduction speech, they can say “When we first saw Nostalgia, we thought he was just some dumb big oaf that speaks oddly speaks and often in run-on sentences.” Which is true, I get excited on this mic, there is not a man on this roster more passionate about wrestling than Nostalgia. So many times yes, I get lost in my rants. But once you catch up to Nostalgia’s quick wit, you will thank baby black jesus rocking a tuxedo T-shirt with a mullet, you did not write Nostalgia off as quickly as others will. For the skeptics will be very upset when they hear the end of the aforementioned Induction speech. Which will go something like. “Nostalgia proved he was not just a monstrous man that liked to hear himself speak, he became X Champion for X number of times. Then Y Title for Y number of days.” And so on and so on. But please. But don’t take my word for it. Form your own opinions after seeing this genetically gifted athlete use his eclectic arsenal and tenacious onslaught to destroy opponents’ week after week. I am not here to make others’ look good. If they can’t hang, that is on them. I am here to seek and destroy. Maybe play a few games of Hide and Seek. Doing the same shit gets boring week and week. With Nostalgia, there will never be a dull moment. This will be the most boring and least offensive promo you will ever from Nostalgia. Can’t spoil the surprise.
(Nostalgia chuckles before taking a few more hints from the joint.)
Nostalgia- I have been a wrestling fan all my life. But I must admit, I was never big on EWC. I saw some of their great matches and great competitors. But when I was young, it was WWE and WCW, and an avid EMF fan. Long story, short. I accomplished my dream of becoming an EMF Superstar and within 3 easily accomplished enough to earn a spot in their Hall of Fame. But that was EMF. What I achieved in EMF has no correlation to the success I will have in EWC. I may not start off as hot in EWC as I did in EMF. But what is a few losses to a legacy? When all is said and done, Nostalgia will become a name fans and members of the roster will come to respect. And, most likely, hate. I wouldn’t have it any other way.
I am fuckin’ pumped to be a part of the EWC. I can honestly say, I do not know much about the competitors the roster. But rest assured, by the time I face an opponent, I will know so much about him, their significant others’ could ask me what to get him for his birthday. From the jump, I think I can already tell who my best friends are going to be. I watched Scars and Stripes, fuckin’ epic. Can’t wait to win my debut PPV match. Maybe against one of those five clowns that decided form the Insane Clown Posse, or The Brood, or whatever dumb ass name befitting their dumbass personas they come up with. Oh, I got a name for you chumps The Feeble Five. No, not scary enough, fits talent wise, but not the scary look they are going for. OoOh. OOOh. I got it. The Disciples of It. Since you are all of a bunch of clowns trying to be a horror movie antagonist. This fits perfectly. You’re welcome. So, as I was saying, The Disciples of it would be the perfect sacrificial lambs.
(Nostalgia smirks and laughs. He puts the joint roach out on the Iron Throne then feeds it to Tyrion.)
Nostalgia- Don’t judge me monkey. There is more than meets the eye. Now, I just took a shot at some EWC competitors, but don’t worry, I am not going to call out the whole roster in my introduction. I would face the EWC Champions in my debut match if I could. Rule #1, you can only get better by playing a better opponent. But in this scenario, the perceived better competitor may actually be the one taken to school. Alas, that is not how this wrestling world works. So, I will gladly work my way from the bottom. Nostalgia never backs down for a fight. The ladder is all the matters. The Climb. This Iron Throne, I do not deserve to sit upon it yet. I am not going to come out here like most of these newbies and warn the roster that everything is about to change. Because it isn’t, at least, not right away. A few months down the line, many will look back at this introduction and wish they did not just laugh it off as a newbie trying to get his name out there. My name is out there for those who wish to seek. Soon enough, the entirety of the EWC will witness the spectacle that is Nostalgia.
(Nostalgia drops a smoke bomb. When the smoke dissipates all that remains is an antique looking scroll that says in red and black lettering “Nostalgia is Coming…” atop the Iron Throne.)
(A camera turns on deep in the woods of Pine Barrens, NJ. The first image the camera pictures is a replica of the Game of Thrones, Iron Throne. A figure is wearing a red and black hoodie, with the hood pulled over his face, is sitting on the throne. This is a beast of a man, the size of a professional NBA or NFL player. Next to the man is one of the world’s largest dogs, Causasian Overchakra.The man pulls backs the hook. Some wrestling fans recognize the man as none other than Nostalgia. Before he speaks he lets out a whistle, within a few seconds, a Great Horned Owl flies from the tops of the trees and lands on Nostalgia arm. The man rubs behind the ears of the Great Horned Owl before turning and staring into the camera.)
Nostalgia-Greetings and Salutations EWC Universe. To some, my reputation may proceed me. To everyone else, I am Nostalgia. For those unfamiliar with the name and legacy of Nostalgia, I brought a couple of companions for a little insight.
(Nostalgia begins petting the Causasian Overchakra.)
Nostalgia- This is Arya. Yes, named after the feisty Stark girl from Game of Thrones. And like that feisty Stark girl, I do not keep Arya on a leash. Arya is free to roam as pleases when she pleases. But this can lead to trouble, because anyone crossing paths with Arya will hesitate at the mere sight of her size. Similar notion can be shared about Nostalgia. You see this genetically gifted physique and think “Damn. That is a big dude.” The weak will be scared away from my size. Some of these matches will be over before they begin, thanks solely for the intimidation factor. But in EWC, there are actual tough guys who will not fear the size advantage. For any half-witted EWC fans knows, size does not make champions. The size and power of Nostalgia is simply the easiest quality to notice. But I am not one trick pony, closer to a one man bad.
(Nostalgia stops petting Arya, then begins rubbing behind the ear of the Great Horned Owl.)
Nostalgia- And this beautiful creature, I call Tyrion. Yes, I am obsessed with Game of Thrones. I don’t know if I am more pumped to start in EWC or for Season 7 of Game of Thrones. The excitement of both combined is almost too much to handle. So much bloodshed, heartbreaks, fan favorites being gravely injured, twists and turns to come. And Game of Thrones will the audience on their toes as well. Back to Tyrion, the Great Horned Owl is the totem I have adopted. There is a very significant reason. One, I don’t need a dragon or wolf or lion, or other “feared” animal as my totem to seem tough like many of pussies of EWC past, present, and future. Intellect is one of Nostalgia’s main advantages. There is not a man on the roster with a higher IQ. The wisdom of the owl is symbolic in that sense. Second, and most important, the Great Horned Owl is seared in my soul. You will hear the tale soon enough.
(Nostalgia reaches into his pocket and pulls out a metal case. He opens it and takes out one of the pre-rolled joints. He lights it up and takes a couple puffs. He coughs violently before stopping and smiling for the camera.)
Nostalgia-These are my companions. Maybe in the future there will be some alliances formed. Even though I am oft hated as I enter the scene. I am never one to hop right into a group as soon as I walk on set. Unlike a certain group of sad sadistic saps. Nostalgia accomplishes everything on his own merit. I will never need someone to watch my back. But that's because I paid for this rare, illegal surgery that gives you eyes in the back of your head. Hey, I got money to waste.Although, one day, I will techincally need a Tag Team Partner for the Tag Team gold.
(Nostalgia takes a few more hits of his joint, coughs violently again, then looks intently at the camera.)
Nostalgia- You see, I understand this brief introduction is my first impression, so I will make it as shitty as possible. Why? Because I like to have fun with first impressions, especially in a place I plan to stay for a while. So, when some rival I have been decimating for the better part of the decade comes to do my EWC Hall of Fame introduction speech, they can say “When we first saw Nostalgia, we thought he was just some dumb big oaf that speaks oddly speaks and often in run-on sentences.” Which is true, I get excited on this mic, there is not a man on this roster more passionate about wrestling than Nostalgia. So many times yes, I get lost in my rants. But once you catch up to Nostalgia’s quick wit, you will thank baby black jesus rocking a tuxedo T-shirt with a mullet, you did not write Nostalgia off as quickly as others will. For the skeptics will be very upset when they hear the end of the aforementioned Induction speech. Which will go something like. “Nostalgia proved he was not just a monstrous man that liked to hear himself speak, he became X Champion for X number of times. Then Y Title for Y number of days.” And so on and so on. But please. But don’t take my word for it. Form your own opinions after seeing this genetically gifted athlete use his eclectic arsenal and tenacious onslaught to destroy opponents’ week after week. I am not here to make others’ look good. If they can’t hang, that is on them. I am here to seek and destroy. Maybe play a few games of Hide and Seek. Doing the same shit gets boring week and week. With Nostalgia, there will never be a dull moment. This will be the most boring and least offensive promo you will ever from Nostalgia. Can’t spoil the surprise.
(Nostalgia chuckles before taking a few more hints from the joint.)
Nostalgia- I have been a wrestling fan all my life. But I must admit, I was never big on EWC. I saw some of their great matches and great competitors. But when I was young, it was WWE and WCW, and an avid EMF fan. Long story, short. I accomplished my dream of becoming an EMF Superstar and within 3 easily accomplished enough to earn a spot in their Hall of Fame. But that was EMF. What I achieved in EMF has no correlation to the success I will have in EWC. I may not start off as hot in EWC as I did in EMF. But what is a few losses to a legacy? When all is said and done, Nostalgia will become a name fans and members of the roster will come to respect. And, most likely, hate. I wouldn’t have it any other way.
I am fuckin’ pumped to be a part of the EWC. I can honestly say, I do not know much about the competitors the roster. But rest assured, by the time I face an opponent, I will know so much about him, their significant others’ could ask me what to get him for his birthday. From the jump, I think I can already tell who my best friends are going to be. I watched Scars and Stripes, fuckin’ epic. Can’t wait to win my debut PPV match. Maybe against one of those five clowns that decided form the Insane Clown Posse, or The Brood, or whatever dumb ass name befitting their dumbass personas they come up with. Oh, I got a name for you chumps The Feeble Five. No, not scary enough, fits talent wise, but not the scary look they are going for. OoOh. OOOh. I got it. The Disciples of It. Since you are all of a bunch of clowns trying to be a horror movie antagonist. This fits perfectly. You’re welcome. So, as I was saying, The Disciples of it would be the perfect sacrificial lambs.
(Nostalgia smirks and laughs. He puts the joint roach out on the Iron Throne then feeds it to Tyrion.)
Nostalgia- Don’t judge me monkey. There is more than meets the eye. Now, I just took a shot at some EWC competitors, but don’t worry, I am not going to call out the whole roster in my introduction. I would face the EWC Champions in my debut match if I could. Rule #1, you can only get better by playing a better opponent. But in this scenario, the perceived better competitor may actually be the one taken to school. Alas, that is not how this wrestling world works. So, I will gladly work my way from the bottom. Nostalgia never backs down for a fight. The ladder is all the matters. The Climb. This Iron Throne, I do not deserve to sit upon it yet. I am not going to come out here like most of these newbies and warn the roster that everything is about to change. Because it isn’t, at least, not right away. A few months down the line, many will look back at this introduction and wish they did not just laugh it off as a newbie trying to get his name out there. My name is out there for those who wish to seek. Soon enough, the entirety of the EWC will witness the spectacle that is Nostalgia.
(Nostalgia drops a smoke bomb. When the smoke dissipates all that remains is an antique looking scroll that says in red and black lettering “Nostalgia is Coming…” atop the Iron Throne.)