You lost to a woman, Drew

[erikblack]

I stood there, my eyes squinting at the light of the cameras. I had no idea why they would have these bright fucking lights. Drew Stevenson, who I will now refer to as "Jobberman USA", had a few things to say to me. Not sure why. I guess he got a little butt hurt about the things I'd said to him. Poor little snowflake got his wittle feelings hurt. I heard the director yell cut. I grinned from ear to ear.

"Did poor wittle Jobberman USA get his wittle feelings hurt? I guess maybe you should go find a safe space so that you dont get those same wittle feelings hurt again. Look..I dont give a fuck about what you've done in your career. You've managed to Forrest Gump your way for eleven years. Congrats on that. You still fucking suck. You lost to a woman. You're a grown man who had his own ass fed to him by a woman less than half your size. A man should never lose a fight to a woman. We are bigger, stronger, faster, and made for fighting. They're made for having babies and being sex toys. Thats it. But YOU fucking got beat by a woman. And not even an overly talented one either? She's average in the ring at best... Yet she made you look like a fucking idiot out there. and you want to come at ME? I'd laugh in your face before slapping the shit out of you..but I dont find it funny. I find it sad. You're a massive bitch and you dont even know it. At Brawl, I'm going to jobberkill you....Because you're a jobber. You ahve no business in a wrestling ring. YOur loss to a woman proves it. I'm going to make you look like an even bigger bitch than you already are, Drew. Until then? I'd suggest keeping my name out of your mouth. You dont have the talent to even read my name on the roster..Much less actually say it. but I implore you to look into a mirror right now. And say it with me. "My name is Drew Stevenson and I am a massive jobber.". They always say that the key to healing is to first recongize that you have a problem. And your problem is that you dont know you're a jobber. Say it again, Drew. "I, Drew Stevenson, am a massive jobber. I have no business in a wrestling. I'm going to get killed one day due to my lack of anything that could be called in ring talent."

I smiled into the camera in a way that only I could.


fin

[Drew Stevenson]

Sitting there with a smile, all Stevenson can do is shake his head at the blatant stupidity of one, Erik Black.

“You you do realize that jobbers are the men and women who make the stars look good, right? And as far as being like Forrest Gumps goes? Once again, you do realize that although he wasn't the smartest crayon in the box, he was a hero, a ping pong superstar, and extremely rich, right? See, I don't think you really thought about everything, which seems to be your forte but again, I guess it really doesn't matter, does it? Oh and for the record, my feelings were never hurt, I just don't care for disrespectful little turds like you.

But like I said, good luck explaining to everyone should you lose to a “jobber” because that’ll ruin your career. Who am I kidding, your career is going to be over before it begins, no matter if you win or lose this match.”

And with a shrug, that's all folks.

[erikblack]

I looked down at my phone. I'd gotten an alert about a video played on EWC network. it was Jobberman USA....again. I shook my head.

"I guess I'm gonna have to buy this dude some butthurt cream.", I said with a smile.

[Drew Stevenson]

Drew rolls his eyes.

“So now stating the facts is being butt hurt? That is definitely news to me.”

Drew simply shrugs.

[Crazy J]

erikblack

So bro who is this jobber crying over you hurting his feelings?

Dude someone needs to tell him we have zero tolerance for crying...

#wethebadguys


OOC: just remember drew its all in character and Erik black is cocky and an asshole in character. He plays a great heal but that doesn't mean OOC he thinks you are bad.

[Drew Stevenson]

OOC: I have always been against burial, it's really tacky to me and I believe heels don't have to bury. With that being said; I also understand that I look through an old lens when it comes to promos: like NWA era so in my opinion, burial hurts everyone. That's just my opinion, it isn't right or wrong, but times have changed and I’ll simply work with this.

“My guess is neither of you understand what the word crying means? You see, you want to crap on my career? Fine! Continue to do it but at Brawl this week? I’m going to EMBARRASS your buddy and teach him all about respect. Too many people have busted their asses for guys like you to be disrespectful and I’ll be DAMNED if I sit back and allow you to do it.

Oh and for the record? Trust me Erik, you’ll lose to a woman sooner than you think so I would get used to it instead of acting like they are inferior.”

[erikblack]

Boo boo. I'm playing the worlds smallest violin right now.

Fin