Lady Enchantra challenges Brawl's Thomas Bates
Jul 27, 2017 2:21:59 GMT -6
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Post by Deleted on Jul 27, 2017 2:21:59 GMT -6
The video feed opens to Lady Enchantra swaying to a song in her head. Clad in tight white leather that might as well be painted on, she stops and throws her arms out in a welcoming gesture. Behind her is the motor pool of an Army reserve unit, lined with massive Army M-1 Abrahams Tanks!
Lady Enchantra: Dearest Brawlings of the night Mondays... I bid thee a fair fuck you!
Inserts two middle fingers in the air.
Lady Enchantra: If all goes according to my diabolical plans, I will overcome Faith Rivers this Friday and be in the lead of the TV Title or X Division title hunt, it not both simultaneously. Therefore I will be attending the next Brawl show to scout the TV champion and X Division Champion Valora Thomas. Somebody sent me a raven with the news that Eddie of the house Crank is technically the champion so I will scout him too just in case. But that's not the best part of it. With me I shall bringeth my monstrous minion, ManThing!
On cue, he comes into view in the distance pushing a fully armored functional tank... that's right.... a fucking tank! Soldiers trickle into view absolutely gobsmacked by the ungodly power of the man.
Lady Enchantra: I will bringeth him to the ring and engage in a Test of Strength with Brawl's weakling of a gee-ant named Thomas URINAL Bates! This is the challenge we issue to Brawl and their feeble strong man. Do you accept?
Lady Enchantra: Dearest Brawlings of the night Mondays... I bid thee a fair fuck you!
Inserts two middle fingers in the air.
Lady Enchantra: If all goes according to my diabolical plans, I will overcome Faith Rivers this Friday and be in the lead of the TV Title or X Division title hunt, it not both simultaneously. Therefore I will be attending the next Brawl show to scout the TV champion and X Division Champion Valora Thomas. Somebody sent me a raven with the news that Eddie of the house Crank is technically the champion so I will scout him too just in case. But that's not the best part of it. With me I shall bringeth my monstrous minion, ManThing!
On cue, he comes into view in the distance pushing a fully armored functional tank... that's right.... a fucking tank! Soldiers trickle into view absolutely gobsmacked by the ungodly power of the man.
Lady Enchantra: I will bringeth him to the ring and engage in a Test of Strength with Brawl's weakling of a gee-ant named Thomas URINAL Bates! This is the challenge we issue to Brawl and their feeble strong man. Do you accept?
