Post by Deleted on Jul 27, 2017 12:08:43 GMT -6
Are you serious? The powers that be need more hype for this event? I mean...sheeeit...
EWC legend and world's greatest mercenary against the former Prime champ? Yeah, not to mention ARGUABLY THE TWO HOTTEST PEOPLE IN THE FED ROLLING AROUND GETTING SWEATY WITH EACH OTHER AND IT'S NOT A BANGBROS EXCLUSIVE? Seriously....
This...
Plus this...
Equals motherfuckers'll be getting carpal tunnel syndrome from all the log polishing.
Seriously, what more does the boss want? I mean, I ain't got no real beef with her...
EWC legend and world's greatest mercenary against the former Prime champ? Yeah, not to mention ARGUABLY THE TWO HOTTEST PEOPLE IN THE FED ROLLING AROUND GETTING SWEATY WITH EACH OTHER AND IT'S NOT A BANGBROS EXCLUSIVE? Seriously....
This...
Plus this...
Equals motherfuckers'll be getting carpal tunnel syndrome from all the log polishing.
Seriously, what more does the boss want? I mean, I ain't got no real beef with her...
More like, you want to put beef In her....
Hey! Little respect for the fairer sex, production assistant. Just because I think inside the box all the time, don't mean I don't take into consideration a woman's feelings.
Says the guy now calling Valora the "Tae-Bo Ho?"
Yeah, anybody that thinks incorporating boring ass bowling in a shoot has that shit coming. Seriously,
she might as well have done a shoot repainting her bathroom. Yawn.
Besides, I'm doing her pal Sarah's vlog here soon, so I don't need a scene happening. Drama on a podcast ain't a good look.
So, they want hype? They want high stakes....
*light bulb goes off in Tony's head* They'll get some high stakes.
Put the word out, underpaid dipshit lackey: Tony Savage wants to sweeten the pot on this super sexy game of violent Texas Hold that's about to be dealt out. Check this out; if baby girl gets the deuce, she gets this.....
Tony points to his car in the parking lot....
2017 Aston Martin Vulcan. $750,000 worth of "holy shit, not even the state troopers can catch us in this bitch!"
You're putting your whip on the line? You love that car more than life itself!
Yup, especially yours, flunkie, if I catch you eating around my ride again! *Growls and cracks his knuckles*
And what are you proposing if she loses?
Simple; she gets to enjoy a night out on the town with ME!
There. How 'bout that? Straight up put your money where your mouth is. Whoever wins this motherfucker gets all the cash and prizes, although....
To be honest, Trix is probably gonna end up scoring the most regardless of how she does if she agrees.
How you figure that?
Simple; whether she gets me or my car...
More than likely, she's getting an amazing ride after the show![/div]