Post by Jason Ryan on Jun 7, 2019 18:27:05 GMT -6
The Titantron begins to play a video of a man doing terrible things to people. Breaking the arm of another wrestler's father, stealing another wrestler's wife, him saying insensitive things, him mocking the deaths of various family members of other wrestlers. It then shows him holding different championships. The video ends abruptly and then the Titantron shoes a man who was deemed the Most Controversial Man in Professional Wrestling in his former company, Jason Ryan. He is sitting in a chair in the backstage interview area
Now, I would introduce myself but you people know exactly who I am don't you? For those of you who have short term memory or just stupid, which judging by the type of people who watch this show, I'm assuming is the case, I'm the guy who was unbeatable in his former company. I was one of the few triple champions in their history. Now I could have gone to the main brand but I chose not to for one reason. And that's I want all the championships I can grab. I am not here to entertain you inbred mouth-breathers. I am here for one reason and one reason only. I am here to make EWC my bitch! I am not here to put on
Jason twists his face into mock excitement
Put on five-star matches to impress so all you smarks can text your imaginary friends about it and then go update your internet blogs that nobody gives a shit about.
Jason drops the expression and replaces it with one of malice
No, I'm not here to do that. I am here for one prize and that is championships. Any title I set my sights on, trust me, I will have. Trust me, there is not a man alive who can stand in my way. I have ended careers, I have destroyed lives and I loved every fucking second of it. And I'm not concerned with who is in contention for the title. I don't care about some imaginary line, as far as I'm concerned, that line starts behind me.
Jason takes a minute to light a cigarette. He blows smoke into the camera and flicks the ashes
It's simple, Chaos is the natural order of things. And I am the most chaotic evil son of a bitch you people have ever met. See you bitches soon. In the meantime, go hang out on the short bus you rode in on.
The screen fades to black