Post by The Mad King on Jan 9, 2021 4:16:12 GMT -6
"You ugly son of a bitch... we never got our match. You fought Metal fucking Black -- SHOOK MY GODDAMN HAND -- but never... never gave me that match. I'm aware it wasn't in either of our powers. It was planned, but, well.."
Deep, disheartened sigh.
"It's this fucking business, man."
Having lost a bodyguard not five years prior... friends, mentors, and trainers throughout the years. It never gets any Goddamn easier. The headstone is nice. Fresh. Couldn't find the heart to show up at the funeral but Gods be damned if the Ol' CHK doesn't pay some respects to the legend that was Pants McSplodesinemmstein.
"What's REALLY weird in retrospect is Shadow Man walking around saying he was going to tag team with your cardboard cut out. Like... fuck, man."
Shiver down the spine.
"Regardless. You were a brother of the business. You will never be forgotten. And... of course... thanks for kneeling to your King."
Wink shot to the headstone. What a dick.
"This one? This one'll be for you, man. Take it easy."
Fin.
Deep, disheartened sigh.
"It's this fucking business, man."
Having lost a bodyguard not five years prior... friends, mentors, and trainers throughout the years. It never gets any Goddamn easier. The headstone is nice. Fresh. Couldn't find the heart to show up at the funeral but Gods be damned if the Ol' CHK doesn't pay some respects to the legend that was Pants McSplodesinemmstein.
"What's REALLY weird in retrospect is Shadow Man walking around saying he was going to tag team with your cardboard cut out. Like... fuck, man."
Shiver down the spine.
"Regardless. You were a brother of the business. You will never be forgotten. And... of course... thanks for kneeling to your King."
Wink shot to the headstone. What a dick.
"This one? This one'll be for you, man. Take it easy."
Fin.
