Rampage #515 - Yokohama, Japan - BORT III DAY IV
Jun 16, 2023 16:32:52 GMT -6
Ruthless Aggression, Cosmo Goldworthy, and 1 more like this
Post by FN'R on Jun 16, 2023 16:32:52 GMT -6
WARNING: This live event contains strong coarse language (L), and intense violence (V) which may be unsuitable for younger viewers. None of the matches you are about to watch have been predetermined. Only some of the thematic story-lines have been discussed beforehand. Accordingly, EWC and it's producers must insist that no one attempt to recreate or re-enact any match or activity performed in this live event...
»»B.O.R.T III SEMI FINALS!!««
ITS. ABOUT. TO. GO. DOWN!
ITS. ABOUT. TO. GO. DOWN!
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EPISODE #515
JUNE 16TH 2023
JUNE 16TH 2023
Yokohama Arena in Yokohama, Japan
EWC RAMPAGE
6/16/2023
Yokohama Arena in Yokohama, Japan
General Manager - Grizzly Duggan
Commentators -
Play-By-Play: Koala Duggan
Color: Polar Duggan
Announcer: Emmanuelle Chriqui
Head Ref: Toyo Yasahiro
Assistant Refs: Mike Michaelson & Pierce Patterson
Backstage Help: Bryan Spade & Candice Duggan
6/16/2023
Yokohama Arena in Yokohama, Japan
General Manager - Grizzly Duggan
Commentators -
Play-By-Play: Koala Duggan
Color: Polar Duggan
Announcer: Emmanuelle Chriqui
Head Ref: Toyo Yasahiro
Assistant Refs: Mike Michaelson & Pierce Patterson
Backstage Help: Bryan Spade & Candice Duggan
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Fog spreads throughout the arena, covering the screaming fans as "Asking For It" begins to sound off over the loudspeakers.
"MAYBE YOU TALKED TOO MUCH AND YOU WERE ASKING FOR IT, ASKING FOR IT, ASKING!
YOU CAN BLAME BAD LUCK, BUT YOU WERE ASKING FOR IT, ASKING FOR IT, ASKING!!!"
The fans scream for delight as the X-Tron explodes to life. Pyro ignites on the stage.
The camera pans around the arena as fans scream for delight and begin their chants and raise their signs high into the air.
{さあ、大混乱を引き起こしましょう！}
{ラベンダープリンセス!}
{ページをめくる！}
{本を燃やせ！}
{アンドレア、日本はあなたを愛しています!}
{傭兵は常に目標を達成します!}
暴れろ！
暴れろ！
暴れろ！
暴れろ！
The camera flashes back to the X-Tron which shows the current FN'R roster... Ace King, Andrea Hernandez, Autumn Raven, Cassie Wolfe, Cassius H. Kissinger, Chris Page, Cosmo Goldworthy, Darna Dare, Declan O'Connor, Dickie Watson, Emiko Okita, James Warren, Jamie Love, Jason Anderson, Kendrick Kross, Lavender, Luke Saito, Mercenary, Morgan Payne, Moxie, Phoenix Winterborn, Queen Melody Malone, Ruthless Aggression, Samantha Hamilton, The Mechanical Animals and Vin Havoc. We cut back to Moxie who holds his HBO Broadcast Championship high, then Lavender holds up her United States Championship. she yells in pride as feed bleeds back into a look at the roster. There's another round of pyro.
And then the camera cuts over to the commentary desk, where Koala Duggan stands with a smile. Polar Duggan stands, bows to the camera and then sits back down. Koala sits down, takes a drink from his water bottle and starts.
"MAYBE YOU TALKED TOO MUCH AND YOU WERE ASKING FOR IT, ASKING FOR IT, ASKING!
YOU CAN BLAME BAD LUCK, BUT YOU WERE ASKING FOR IT, ASKING FOR IT, ASKING!!!"
The fans scream for delight as the X-Tron explodes to life. Pyro ignites on the stage.
The camera pans around the arena as fans scream for delight and begin their chants and raise their signs high into the air.
{さあ、大混乱を引き起こしましょう！}
{ラベンダープリンセス!}
{ページをめくる！}
{本を燃やせ！}
{アンドレア、日本はあなたを愛しています!}
{傭兵は常に目標を達成します!}
暴れろ！
暴れろ！
暴れろ！
暴れろ！
The camera flashes back to the X-Tron which shows the current FN'R roster... Ace King, Andrea Hernandez, Autumn Raven, Cassie Wolfe, Cassius H. Kissinger, Chris Page, Cosmo Goldworthy, Darna Dare, Declan O'Connor, Dickie Watson, Emiko Okita, James Warren, Jamie Love, Jason Anderson, Kendrick Kross, Lavender, Luke Saito, Mercenary, Morgan Payne, Moxie, Phoenix Winterborn, Queen Melody Malone, Ruthless Aggression, Samantha Hamilton, The Mechanical Animals and Vin Havoc. We cut back to Moxie who holds his HBO Broadcast Championship high, then Lavender holds up her United States Championship. she yells in pride as feed bleeds back into a look at the roster. There's another round of pyro.
And then the camera cuts over to the commentary desk, where Koala Duggan stands with a smile. Polar Duggan stands, bows to the camera and then sits back down. Koala sits down, takes a drink from his water bottle and starts.
KD: Hello ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to Best Of Rampage Tournament Night 4. It's time for our semi-final matches, and these are going to be wild!
P-DUG: You're not kidding. Three death matches to main event our show.
KD: In our main event, Vin Havoc battles Lavender for her United States Championship in a Light-Tubes match.
P-DUG: That will be crazy! In our semi-final, Chris Page and Moxie go for Round 3. This time in an inferno match!
KD: I can already feel the heat! In our 3rd march of the night, Andrea and Mercenary go at it again, this time in a flag death match!
P-DUG: That'll be real good. In our second match of the night, and non-B.O.R.T action, EWC World Tag Team Champions 3pAC take on Lone Wolves and Moonshine Inc in a tag team showcase.
KD: Always nice to see the Tag Team Champions, even if they are dicks. And in our opening bout. Cosmo Goldworthy makes his Rampage debut, taking on Ashley Freeman in HER Rampage debut. It's Rampage Vs Paramount to kick us off.
P-DUG: Invasion season is in the air.
KD: All this and more, don't go anywhere!
P-DUG: You're not kidding. Three death matches to main event our show.
KD: In our main event, Vin Havoc battles Lavender for her United States Championship in a Light-Tubes match.
P-DUG: That will be crazy! In our semi-final, Chris Page and Moxie go for Round 3. This time in an inferno match!
KD: I can already feel the heat! In our 3rd march of the night, Andrea and Mercenary go at it again, this time in a flag death match!
P-DUG: That'll be real good. In our second match of the night, and non-B.O.R.T action, EWC World Tag Team Champions 3pAC take on Lone Wolves and Moonshine Inc in a tag team showcase.
KD: Always nice to see the Tag Team Champions, even if they are dicks. And in our opening bout. Cosmo Goldworthy makes his Rampage debut, taking on Ashley Freeman in HER Rampage debut. It's Rampage Vs Paramount to kick us off.
P-DUG: Invasion season is in the air.
KD: All this and more, don't go anywhere!
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The cameras cut to the back where Ashley Freeman is standing right outside her dressing room with her friend Joseph Solomon by her side. They are having a quiet conversation when Brian Spade slowly walks up on them.
Brian Spade: Good evening folks, welcome to Rampage.
Brian holds out his hand as Joseph looks it then at him with a slight smirk on his face. Ashley raises one eyebrow at him.
Joseph Solomon: Do you always walk up onto a conversation? Do you think we want to lower our standards by shaking your puny hand?
Ashley Freeman: I know exactly why you are here Brian. You want to know what I truly think about Cosmo Goldworthy. Well, you are shit out of luck. Because I’m done talking. Cosmo, you done fucked up and I’m going to prove it.
Ashley gives Joseph a fist bump before walking off towards the ring. Joseph glances at Brian before pulling out his phone and dialing a number. The cameras show Brian being a tad bit noisy until Joseph ducks out of the building.
MATCH #1
Ashley Freeman Vs Cosmo Goldworthy
Singles Match
Referee: Piece Patterson
We return to ringside where Pierce Patterson is standing inside the ring as the crowd is continuing to file into the arena.
KD: What a way to kick things off with the debut of Cosmo Goldworthy as he takes on Ashley Freeman from Paramount.
P-Dug: We consider this an unwanted invasion so I hope Cosmo can send this woman back to Paramount with her tail tucked between her legs.
Chriqui: The following match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first from San Francisco, California & weighing in at 201 pounds... COSMO GOLDWORTHY!!!
Gold and white lights strobe around the arena as 'Mo Money Mo Problems' blares through the PA boxes. Cosmo Goldworthy swaggers out with a smug grin on his face. He stops at the start of the ramp, extending his arms out. "Enjoy it while 'ya got it, baby!" He shouts out, chuckling to himself as he continues to walk down the ramp. Cosmo looks at the fans reaching out and sneers at them. He slides up the apron and enters the ring, proceeding to march over to the top rope and raise his arms up one more time. Cosmo nods his head to the tune of his theme song, dropping off the top rope. He shimmies his shoulders, removing his Louis Vuitton® sponsored entrance gear before the match begins.
Chriqui: And his opponent from Lost Valley & weighing in at 129 pounds... ASHLEY FREEMAN!!!
A video package plays as the chorus of “Under Your Scars” suddenly begins to play as a woman wearing a sleeveless hooded cloak steps out onto the stage. The woman looks side to side before making her way down the ramp. Part way down the ramp, the woman throws the hood back as Ashley Freeman reveals herself to a mixed reaction from the audience. She slides inside the ring, climbs up onto one of the corners before removing her cloak and hopping down. She sits in the corner while glaring at nothing in particular.
KD: Cosmo Goldworthy looks ready for his debut here tonight.
P-Dug: Judging by the look on her face, I think Ashley Freeman is looking to punish someone here tonight.
DING DING DING
Cosmo steps out of the corner and starts walking around the ring. Ashley slowly rises to her feet as Cosmo is motioning for her to come closer. Ashley takes one step towards him as he uncorks a spinning roundhouse to the side of her temple. Ashley falls as Cosmo rushes toward her and slams his knee into the small of her back. Ashley let’s out a small grunt before Cosmo picks her up and looks to toss her overhead with a Suplex. He gets her up into the air but she slams an elbow down right across his face as Cosmo puts her right back down.
Cosmo tries to use his height as advantage by keeping his hands wrapped around her waist but Ashley manages to complete a standing switch. As she gets behind him, she plants him with a German Suplex right onto the back of his neck. Ashley maintains her grip while popping her hips to get back up to a vertical base. She slams a forearm across his back before swinging her legs around his neck before planting him with a tornado style DDT in the middle of the ring. Cosmo is holding his head as Ashley pulls him back up to his feet. As she is doing this, he catches her with a quick jab to the rib cage. He follows it up with another quick jab and another jab.
Ashley is staggering as Cosmo comes off the ropes looking for a clothesline. Ashley, however, manages to duck the first attempt, leapfrog over him but gets caught with a thrust kick to the chest. Cosmo sees Ashley down and goes for quick pin attempt.
One
Referee Patterson is only able to get a one count as Ashley rolls her shoulder up while grabbing a hold of Cosmo’s right arm. Ashley proceeds to throw Cosmo onto his back with her legs before locking in a short arm scissors on his right arm.
KD: Ashley is wearing down that arm, can be good for a submission victory, or just taking away some of Cosmo's abilities.
P-Dug: It's smart wrestling.
Cosmo tries to fight out of the hold but Ashley changes her grip into a key lock. Ashley maintains this hold as both competitors rise up to their feet. Cosmo repeatedly throws left hook after left hook trying to break her grip. Ashley let’s go of the hold as Cosmo catches her with a spinning back fist. Ashley falls to the mat as Cosmo leaps into the air and connects with an elbow drop to the middle of her back. Cosmo lands a second elbow into the same location. He goes for a third but Ashley manages to roll out of the way as Cosmo lands onto the canvas. Ashley gets up to her feet just as Cosmo is getting to his. Cosmo comes running at her but she uses his own momentum to lift him up before dropping him throat first onto the top rope. Cosmo is holding his throat as she lands a forearm into the small of his back. Cosmo bows a bit before Ashley lifts him high in the air before planting him across her knees with a back breaker. Cosmo screams out in pain as Ashley looks to lock in a cloverleaf. Cosmo senses it and manages to fling her off with his leg strength.
Cosmo takes a deep breath before kipping himself back into his feet. He notices Ashley rushing toward him and catches her with a scorpion kick. The kick rocks her as Cosmo comes off the ropes and connects with Cash Cow. Cosmo quickly steps through the ropes while motioning for Ashley to get up to her feet. Ashley slowly gets up to her feet as Cosmo is looking for a little Gold Rush but Ashley has it well scouted as she catches his arm, flings it down to the canvas before locking in Ashes to Ashes right in the center of the ring.
P-Dug: Back to that submission wrestling, Cosmo is going to have to get out of this quick!
KD: Or that could be all she wrote.
Patterson is asking Cosmo does he want to give up. He shouts no while trying to crawl his way towards the ropes. Ashley applies more pressure as Cosmo manages to somehow use his hand to rake across Ashley’s face. Ashley immediately releases the hold as Cosmo is holding his right arm. Ashley continues to stagger as Cosmo connects with Ready To Die before going for the cover.
ONE!
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TWO!!
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THREE!!!
DING DING DING
Chriqui: And your winner, via Pinfall ... COSMO GOLDWORTHY!!!!
Once his name is announced Cosmo stands to his feet as a smile etches across his face. He stands in the ring basking in his own glory as Ashley Freeman is slowly rolling herself out of the ring.
KD: Now that’s how you make a debut on your first night. Cosmo Goldworthy made everyone stand up and take notice.
P-Dug: Ashley put up one hell of a fight. She nearly got him several times. The people in Paramount better watch out because I see a star in the making.
KD: Two fold. Cosmo and Ashley may run this back one day for the Undisputed, who knows!
Camera cuts to ...
The camera cuts backstage inside Yokohama Arena where we find the EWC Tag Team Champions, Deimos and ‘Little’ Danny, the 3pAC alongside their manager Bunny Love…the two men are wiping down their crowbars with napkins they ‘jacked’ from craft services as Bunny Love looks on…
Love: I want you both to have your heads on swivels out there tonight, with this being a threeway…
Deimos giggles as he nudges ‘Little’ Danny with his elbow…
Deimos: Ha, she said ‘threeway’...
Bunny and ‘Little’ Danny both ignore Deimos as Bunny continues…
Love: I don’t want you two putting the boots to Matt Evans only to have Jason or Luke to pin Jimmy Evans…or to have Jimmy pin either Jason or Luke…you have to be aware of all 4 men out there…
Deimos narrows his eyes as he looks at Bunny…
Deimos: Well that’s why we are giving you 10% of everything Bunny…to be our eyes…if you see THAT happening well…
Deimos points his crowbar at the pink crowbar him and Danny got her…
Danny: That’s when you take THAT and crack someone’s skull Bunny…it’s a NO DQ match so anything goes…
Deimos: Yeah…feel free to get your hands a little dirty…remember, Jason Anderson and his mother FIRED your ass on National TV…
Danny: And then turned around and hired your brother…
Deimos: He decided, ‘Bunny Love doesn’t have what it takes but you know who does’...
Danny: ‘The Fat-Ass Son’ Buddy Love…
Deimos: If that isn’t a kick in the vag I don’t know what it…
Deimos shrugs as a red faced Bunny Love picks up her Pink Crowbar in her right hand with a look of murder on her face…Deimos and ‘Little’ Danny share a look, knowing they have pushed the right buttons to fire up their manager…they don’t notice Brian Spade and his crew walking up from behind them…
Spade: Excuse me gentlemen…
Deimos and ‘Little’ Danny both jump to their feet with their crowbars drawn back ready to swing away…Brian Spade jumps back and nearly falls over one of his camera crew’s feet…Deimos and ‘Little’ Danny, seeing they aren’t being attack, lower their crowbars as they look at Brian Spade…
Deimos: Yo, it’s not cool to sneak up on two men who are here to fight in a NO DQ match…
Danny: Yeah, you’re lucky we didn’t cave your faces in with these crowbars…damn man, we thought you were The Wolves or Moonshine Inc trying to get the drop on us…
Spade: Guys, I’m Brian Spade…
But before he can finish his introduction Deimos holds up his hand…
Deimos: IT DOESN’T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!!!
Bunny drops her head…knowing that HBO is the home of the DC Universe, which owns Black Adam…which stars the man whose lawyers will no doubt be contacting them in the morning…
Danny: Listen dude, we will sign autographs and do pictures after our matches for cash…American Cash…none of that Yen stuff…
Deimos: Yeah, we can’t tell if it’s real money or just some shit you printed off at home…
But Brian shakes his head at the 3pAC…
Spade: I’m not a fan, guys…I’m here to interview you before your match tonight…
Deimos looks at ‘Little’ Danny, who gives him a odd look in return…
Deimos: No…Lisa Goldrush interviews us before matches and you aren’t her…
Danny: In fact, you aren’t a her at all…
Deimos: So don’t try and jack her interview dude…that’s not cool…
Danny: Not cool at all…
Brian turns away from Deimos and ‘Little’ Danny and looks at Bunny Love…
Spade: Want to help me out here…
Bunny smiles and shakes her head…
Love: Not really…listen I have to deal with this 24/7…it’s nice to see others take a turn…
She smiles even wider as she leans back and watches as Brian Spades exhale and turns back to face Deimos and ‘Little’ Danny…
Spade: Guys, Lisa Goldrush works on Paramount…you guys are on Rampage…
But Deimos shakes his head…
Deimos: No, we are still on Paramount…in fact we have a contract with them…
Danny: Yeah see…
Danny reaches into his back pocket and pulls out his Paramount contract and shows it to Brian Spade…it’s a little worse for ware, torn up a little, had blood on it and it looks like it’s been wet, dried, gotten wet again and dried again…making Brian Spade wonder if Danny has been wrestling with it in his back pocket this entire year…
Spade: First of all, I know you are a Paramount team HOWEVER, you are at Rampage, you two have to know that…look around, I’m Brian Spade, I handle all backstage interviews here on Rampage…Lisa Goldrush isn’t here, Chris Brock isn’t going to fly her to Japan to interview on another brands show…
Deimos and ‘Little’ Danny look at each other and then at Bunny who nods…
Deimos: So you’re the Lisa Goldrush of Rampage…
Danny: Got you make an ugly girl man…
Deimos: Right…I mean it’s like he’s not even trying to make himself pretty…
Danny: I mean no makeup, he could wear a wig…
Growing impatient with the tag team champions Brian explodes…
Spade: I’M NOT TRYING TO BE A GIRL DAMN IT!!!
Having seen and enjoyed enough of Brian’s suffering Bunny hops down and walks over to her tag team…
Love: Guys…
Deimos and ‘Little’ Danny smiles before grabbing a hold of Brian Spade, Deimos puts him in a headlock as Danny gives him a nuggie…
Deimos: Oh we are just messing with you non-Lisa Goldrush…
Danny: We know where we are…and as one of three quad brand champions you guys should have rolled the red carpet out for us tonight because I don’t see the Undisputed Champion gracing Rampage with her presents…
Deimos: Maybe it’s because that championship made its home here on Rampage for half of last season but Grizzly is a smart man…
Danny: Yeah, placing the stipulation that the BORT winner gets an Undisputed Championship match on Rampage TV each and every season…
Deimos: He’s playing chess while others are playing checkers…
Danny: But we at Paramount don’t have to worry about that…
Deimos: Nope, El Pablo will be bringing that championship back to Paramount in oh…3 days…give or take the International Time Line and all…
Danny: But tonight the EWC Tag Team Champions grace Rampage with their presents against one of YOUR teams, The Lone Wolves…
Deimos: And those Moonshine boys…and get to do some prep work…
Danny: We get to wrestle in front of a hostile Rampage crowd…
Deimos: And get ourselves ready for what will be an even hosililer crowd at Prime #110 at Beaver Stadium…
Danny: HAHA…BEAVER…
Deimos: We get that the Prime crowd will fucking hate us and light us up because we took these…
Deimos and ‘Little’ Danny hold up the EWC Tag Team Championship belts and smile…
Deimos: From Narumi and Aiya…and with them never defending them they don’t get a rematch…
Danny: That sucks for them…
Deimos: But I was thinking…since those Prime fans in Pennsylvania are going to hate us and the ladies of Shinioshi hate us for really no reason at all…
Danny: Other than we beat them at Uprising, called them out for nepotism…basically said they were a cancer in the tag team division…
Deimos shrugs his shoulders…
Deimos: Like I said, no reason at all…maybe we should agree to fight at the Paramount v. Prime show but…
Deimos smiles…
Deimos: In singles matches…
Deimos raises his hands next to his head and explains his fingers as if his head exploded…
Danny: Jesus that would piss them off after all the ‘they care more about their singles careers and not about tag team wrestling’ crap we accused them of…you know to get under their skin…
Deimos: God that would be the ultimate middle finger but the truth is after Sunday night we will have TWO top contenders for these belts, Damage Inc and the winners of the Heat Packers/Kruel Masters match…
Danny: We are willing and excited to put these championships on the line against one of those two teams that will be able to call themselves a ‘Top Contender’ after World Wide…
Deimos: So tonight we hope these Rampage fans boo the shit out of us…that they hate us…
Danny: I mean, get fired up and want to kill us the way the Prime fans will want to…
Deimos: And if you need a little help, because we are so cool and all well…how does it feel to be the crappiest brand now that Melody is no longer the champ and Ace King wants nothing to do with you…
Danny: I mean, it has to suck to know you are the THIRD coolest Main Brand there is right now…
Deimos: I mean you have Jamie Love, he’s not even the 9th best House Member…
Spade: There aren’t even 9 members…
Danny: We are counting the driver, airplane pilot and dog walker ahead of Jamie…that’s how bad Rampage has it…
Deimos: But fear not losers, the 3pAC are here tonight to make you cool…for one night anyways…
Danny: Yeah but after tonight you can go back to being the ugly green haired stepchild you are…
Deimos: While we will continue being the BEST FUCKING TAG TEAM IN ALL OF THE EWC!!!
Danny: And if you’re not down with that I’ve got two words for you…
Love: NO!!!!
Bunny jumps up and tries to grab the microphone, she was sure they’d be hearing from Dwayne’s people and didn’t need to risk hearing from DX’s people but she’s isn’t quick enough…
Danny: FUCK YOU!!!
Deimos: What…you were expecting something else…
Danny: Maybe something like…SUCK IT!!!
Both Deimos and ‘Little’ Danny give Bunny the crotch chop as the feed is cut…probably from HBO not wanting to risk getting used themselves…
MATCH #2
Lone Wolves Vs Moonshine Inc Vs 3pAC
Tag Team Match - No DQ - Non Title
Referee: Mike Michaelson
We return to ringside where Chriqui climbs into the ring.
KD: After those words from 3pAC, now's their chance to shut up or put up.
P-Dug: I have a feeling they will put up.
Chriqui: The following match, set for one fall, is a Triple Threat Match. Introducing first weighing in at a combined 371 pounds, Jason Anderson and Luke Saito... THE LONE WOLVES!!!
'On the top of the ramp around the Extreme Tron the smoke appears and the lights start to flash on and off standing on the top of the ramp is Jason and Luke both wearing wolves masks. Jason as have his hood over his head moving his head to the beat of the music while Luke has his back to the camera pointing to his back of his leather jacket. As they are walking down the ramp playing to the fans a bit Buddy is dancing to the music as Ruthann would just laugh a bit walking with him down the ramp. Buddy stand on the outside of the ring while Ruthann climb the stairs getting in the ring behind them while they get on their knees in front of her while they are either glaring right at the opponents to play a bit of a mind game or up at the ramp entrance while she slowly remove their masks. Ruthann smirks with a bit of a wink while she climb out as they hand her their jackets testing out the ropes a bit.
The lights in the arena go dark as a video appears on the jumbo screen of a man holding a steel guitar. Just as the [5:37] entrance theme plays for Moonshine Inc., the view cuts to Camera B (the entrance camera) as both brothers (Jimmy and Matt) casually walk through the entrance curtain and stand on the stage overlooking the crowd. Behind them is seen another man and the two step to the side and Zack Tyler walks into the middle of them. A quick close-up of the trio is seen as they're welcomed by the loud ovation of cheers and boos.
Chriqui: And the opponents, being accompanied to the ring by Zack Tyler, representing The Left Hand, at a combined weight of Four Hundred and Sixty pounds, they are the team of Jimmy and Matt Evans… MOONSHINE INCORPORATED!!
Not reacting to the crowd, they casually walk to the bottom of the rampway and go separate ways. Jimmy slides under the bottom rope as does Matt and now on their feet, both step up onto the second rope and posture to the crowd (as they're still reacting) although their heads are turned to look at their opponents. Zack walks towards the announce table and stands near the timekeeper table as seconds later, the brothers begin testing the ropes and pace back and forth as hungry lions as their music fades away and the match to soon begin.
Chriqui: And the opponents, weighing in at a combined and even 400 pounds, Deimos & ‘Little’ Danny... 3PAC!!!
'My Hero' plays out as Deimos and 'Little' Danny walk out onto the stage holding up crowbars to some cheers. Behind them Bunny Love walks out as the two men drop to a knee and whisper back and forth about their game plan. Bunny taps them on the shoulders and the two mean stand up and they walk towards the ring. When they reach ringside they hand Bunny the crowbars and roll into the ring under the bottom rope.
DING DING DING
Jason and Matt start. Jason grabs Matt in a side headlock but Matt leans against the ropes and shoots Jason off the ropes. Jason returns hitting a knee lift. Jason leaps for a reverse hurricanrana. Matt counters and drives Jason into the corner with a reverse Alabama slam. Matt rolls up Jason with a school boy as the referee counts
ONE…
TWO…
THR… NO! KICK OUT!
Jason rolls to his feet and knocks Matt down with a clothesline before tagging in Danny. Danny gets into the ring and attacks Matt with boots and punches. Danny drags Matt to his feet and hits a DDT before making a cover.
ONE…
TWO…
THR… NO! KICK OUT!
Matt gets a shoulder off the mat to break the count. Matt gets to his hands and knees as Danny charges for a kick to the ribs. Matt ducks and Danny goes crashing into the one empty corner. Matt tags Luke into the ring. Luke throws himself over the top rope landing on Danny with a splash. Luke runs off the ropes and smacks Danny with a boot to the head. Danny staggers to his feet where Luke grabs him and drives Danny to the mat with a spinebuster. Luke hooks the leg as the referee counts.
ONE…
TWO…
THR… NO! KICK OUT!
Danny just manages to lift a shoulder up.
KD: He got that should up just in time!
P-Dug: He had to if he wanted this match to continue. Matches tend to finish when shoulders remain down.
Luke tags Jason back into the ring. Luke lifts Danny into the air and Jason smacks Danny with an Alpha Bit. Danny drops to the mat where Jason makes the cover.
ONE…
TWO…
THR… NO! KICK OUT!
Both Jimmy and Matt dive into the ring to break things up. They pummel Jason in one corner as Deimos gets into the ring and brawls with Luke in the other. Danny slowly gets to his feet and joins his partner in the corner with Luke. Jimmy and Matt lift Jason to the top turnbuckle and spin him to the mat with Flying Drunk. Matt makes the cover.
ONE…
TWO…
THR… NO! KICK OUT!
Deimos shoves Jimmy into Matt to break the count. Jimmy rolls onto his back where Deimos lays into him with a series of right hands. Deimos lifts Jimmy to his knees and grabs an arm. Danny grabs the other and they crack Jimmy with In Your Face. Jimmy drops to the mat where Danny rolls him over and hooks the leg.
ONE…
TWO…
THR… NO! KICK OUT!
Luke dives at Danny breaking the count.
P-Dug: So damn close to the win!
KD: All three have come close but which one will take it here?
Luke pulls Danny to his feet and sends him falling through the ropes after a series of right hands. Deimos pulls Jimmy to his feet and lays into him with forearm smashes to the back and shoulders until a forearm to the back of the head from Matt sends him up and over the top rope. Jimmy and Luke exchange right hands as do Jason and Matt. Luke charges at Matt but he scoops Luke up and Matt and Jimmy drive him down with Buzzing. Matt makes a cover.
ONE…
TWO…
THR… NO! KICK OUT!
Jason dives in to break the count. Jason tosses Matt through the ropes and heads out of the ring after him. Jimmy stumbles toward Luke but Danny slides into the ring and lifts Jimmy into position for Deimos to slide into the ring and hit a pAC Drop. Before they can make a cover, Luke is on his feet. Luke tries to fight off Danny and Deimos. Luke whips Danny off the ropes but Danny reverses it sending Luke off the ropes. Aaaannd….. pAC Drop. Deimos covers Luke.
ONE…
TWO…
Matt slides into the ring but Danny grabs him
THREE!
DING DING DING
Chriqui: And your winners, via pinfall... 3PAC!!!!
Deimos and Danny stand on the middle turnbuckles as Bunny slides into the ring and stands between her charges with her arms raised in celebration.
KD: In the ring, out the ring, bodies everywhere and 3pAC manage to pick up the victory!
P-Dug: Moonshine thought they had the win. No. Lone Wolves thought they had it. No again. I’ll give them both credit. There were times in this match where I thought they had won it! Wasn’t to be, but they’ll be back and ready soon.
KD: Congrats to the EWC Tag Team Champions, we'll be right back after this.
Camera cuts to ...
MATCH #3
Andrea Hernandez Vs The Mercenary
Flag Death Match - B.O.R.T III Semi Finals Match
Referee: Toyo Yasahiro
We return to ringside where the ring crew is setting up for our Flag Match.
KD: That's right folks, our first of three B.O.R.T III Matches tonight, it is a flag match. To win, you must take your flag down, then take your opponent's flag down, and then hang your flag from their pole.
P-Dug: With the kick, this is also a DEATH MATCH!
Chriqui: The following match is a B.O.R.T III Round 4 flag death match. Introducing first from Paradise Valley, Arizona & weighing in at 125 pounds... ANDREA HERNANDEZ!!!
"Ultranumb" by Blue Stahli hits the venue’s soundwaves. Andrea appears on the stage to some strong cheers from the crowd. Andrea acknowledges the crowd and completely focused on the task at hand. She gets up to the ring apron and uses the top rope to slingshot herself into it, acknowledging the crowd even further as she leans against the corner, confidently waiting for what comes next.
Chriqui: And her opponent from hotel rooms across the world & weighing in at 365 pounds... THE MERCENARY!!!
Black Label Society's Fire It Up blasts over the PA. A flashing red strobe lights the stage as the rest of the room goes dark.
The Mercenary
Mercenary swaggers out onto the stage with his face hidden behind a hard tactical mask painted to look like The Punisher's iconic skull logo. His eyes inside the mask scan the crowd. He crosses both arms, gloved fists clenched, across his chest and under his chin. The pose resembles a skull and crossbones. To either side of him the stage explodes in motes of red and orange flame.
Removing the mask the big man salutes the crowd and stalks towards the ring at a steady pace filled with menace and a deadly purpose he climbs between the ropes and walks to the corner where he throws a few shadow punch combos at the turnbuckle before turning with his back to the corner, his arms crossed again across his chest to glower in his opponent's direction and wait for the bell to give him the sign to come out swinging.
KD: Andrea Hernandez has finally let her past go, and now she's ready to show the world a new her. A phoenix from the ashes.
P-Dug: Mercenary hates to be the bearer of bad news, or maybe he loves it... But he's here to win!
DING DING DING
Andrea stands in the blue corner, Mercenary stands in the red corner. In one natural corner, the flag of Mexico is hanged. In the other, a flag with a skeleton stabbing a heart is hanged. Andrea and Mercenary step into the center of the ring. Merc towers over Andrea, but she does not back down. Andrea throws the first shot, a loaded forearm with the impact of a sledgehammer. bone on bone echoes through the venue as Merc takes a few steps back and rubs his jawline. Merc takes two steps and catches Andrea with a big-boot into the side of her face. Andrea is sent backwards into the ropes, on the rebound Andrea connects with another massive forearm into Merc's head. Mercenary fires back with a left hook. Andrea with a slap, Merc with a two punch combo. Andrea with a headbutt. Merc goes for a lariat, Andrea ducks it and takes-a-back to leap up and pull Merc down into a neckbreaker. Andrea rolls out of the ring and heads underneath it, procuring a kendo stick. Andrea slides back into the ring and cracks the stick over Merc's back, breaking it with one swing!
KD: The weapons have already come to play in this one, I have a feeling both competitors are in for a rough night.
P-Dug: Someone's pissing blood in the morning, that's for sure.
Andrea heads towards the flag of Mexico, Merc jumps to his feet and grabs on a waist-lock before pulling her up and down into a belly-to-back suplex. Mercenary rolls out of the ring, grabbing Andrea's ankle and dragging her out with him. When out on the outside, Merc lifts Andrea up and down into a spinebuster. Then he goes under the ring himself, bringing forth a toolbox and throwing it into the ring. Merc goes back under the ring and pulls out a table that has a bottle of lighter fluid, and a lighter, duct taped to it. Mercenary sets up the table, and gives it a quick double pat for good luck before turning his attention to Andrea, and by turning his attention to Andrea I mean eating a chair-shot to the dome! Merc stumbles back, his face now a crimson mask. Andrea grabs the sides of the chair and heaves it into Merc's stomach. Andrea drops the chair, grabs both sides of Merc's head and lifts him up and down into a face-buster on the chair! Andrea rolls into the ring, Merc jumps up and grabs her ankle. Merc rips Andrea out of the ring, into him and into a Deadpool Drop! The blackhole slam landing hard! Both competitors are down!
P-Dug: Correction, they both might be pissing blood in the morning.
KD: I think that's a safe bet!
Mercenary pulls himself up and heads over to the table. He tears the fluid and lighter off, covers the table and lights her up! Merc turns to Andrea, but she's already in the ring. Merc curses under his breath and quickly rolls into the ring and gives case. As Merc approaches Andrea, she spins around, it was a trap! Andrea jumps up and wraps her legs around Mercenary's head, pulling him forward into a hurricanrana. Mercenary face-plants. Andrea hits the ropes and comes flying at Merc, Merc jumps up and turns around, YEETING the toolbox right into Andrea's head! Andrea is clotheslined inside-out and busted open. On impact, the toolbox also busts open and tools are sent flying everywhere. But what Merc is interested in, it's a little baggy that fell out. Merc grabs up the baggy and tears it open. Thousands of thumbtacks fall down into the ring. Andrea starts to stand, blood pooling from her face. Mercenary boots her in the back of the head to drop her, before rolling out to the outside and going back under the ring.
Merc grabs two chairs and slides them into the ring. Merc also slides in a pane of glass. Merc lastly slides in a barbed wire board. Mercenary slides into the ring and sets the two chairs up, back to back. He separates them a bit and then places the pane of glass over the top of them. Merc grabs the barbed wire board and sets it up in the corner.
KD: Mercenary is fully embracing the death-match aspect of this one!
P-Dug: I don't like that look in his eyes, this is a demented son of a bitch.
Mercenary drags Andrea up into a side-headlock. He turns her to face him, and he brings his knee up twice into her face before dragging her over to the corner with the barbed wire board. Merc rips Andrea from reality up and over into a vertical suplex throwing her right into the barbed wire board!!! Andrea lets out a yell as the barbed wire tears into her flesh. Merc pulls Andrea from the barbed wire by the throat and then he pulls her from the corner and backs up into it, standing on the second, then top rope. Merc pulls Andrea in and then up and then DOWN into an avalanche piledriver through the pan of glass! OH MY GOD! Andrea is motionless, and Mercenary stands up, his own ass and thighs bleeding from glass tearing up his pants. Merc then turns his attention to the pile of thumbtacks feet away and smirks.
P-Dug: I have a bad feeling about this!
KD: Oh my god, he wouldn't!
Mercenary drags Andrea over to the thumbtacks. He puts gets her up ready for the piledriver... Andrea swings her legs up onto Merc's shoulder, with her remaining strength she punches at Merc's bloody leg gashes, and then swings him down face first into the thumbtacks with a hurricanrana! Merc rolls onto his back and yells into the hard cam, his face caked in blood and hundreds of thumbtacks!!! Merc steps up to his feet, trying to pull the tacks from his face while hunched over. Andrea pulls herself up to her feet, and then 'floats over' Merc into Destiny Drop DDT! Sending his face right back into the tacks! Andrea whips blood from her eyes, and rolls over. She starts to crawl over to the flag of Mexico. Andrea pulls herself up the bottom rope, the second rope, the top turnbuckle. Andrea is to her feet. Andrea climbs up, bottom rope, second rope, top ro... two hands grab her under her arms... Mercenary steps out of the corner, and then he FLINGS Andrea out of the ring, over the top rope and down through the flaming table! Mercenary falls backwards, exhausted, into the corner.
On the outside of the ring, ring crew put out the fire and help Andrea out of the wreckage while Mercenary limps over to his corner, and grabs down his flag. Mercenary drops to a knee. His face bleeding heavily again. He pulls himself up and drags himself over to Andrea's corner, and replaces the flag of Mexico with his flag.
DING DING DING
Chriqui: And your winner, advancing to B.O.R.T III Finals ... THE MERCENARY!!!!
Mercenary falls backwards, flat backing right into broken glass and thumbtacks, but he doesn't seem to feel anything right now as the surge of advancing to B.O.R.T III Finals is hitting him. Mercenary rolls out of the ring, where Andrea is shoving away medical staff and standing on her own two feet. Mercenary offers Andrea a handshake, she looks at it and then snatches the flag of Mexico from his hands. Andrea heads off to the back, holding up her flag high and proud even in defeat. Mercenary smiles as she goes.
KD: This rivalry is far from over, FAR from over.
P-Dug: Even in defeat, Andrea is heading to the back a warrior with a warriors pride. That blood she wears, its her warpaint. Whoever she faces at Scars & Stripes better watch out.
KD: Same for Mercenary in the main event, he may very well be the Best Of Rampage. Don't go anywhere folks, we will be right back.
Camera cuts to ...
Vin Havoc is walking backstage, shadow boxing and listening to something the camera cannot pick up. Grizzly Duggan stops him in his tracks.
Duggan: I heard you got in touch with Coach. That's good. That's good, how di...
Havoc: Will you get the fuck outta my way? I'm training here.
Duggan: Oh, sorry. Sorry. Just uh, don't die out there alright?
Vin Havoc shoves past Grizzly Duggan and looks him directly in the eyes.
Havoc: Don't tell me what to do "boss".
And with that Vin returns to his shadow boxing and walks away from Duggan. Who just sighs.
Duggan: Lavender's going to beat the shit out of you if you're not careful.
Duggan heads back towards his office.
MATCH #4
Chris Page Vs Moxie
Inferno Match - For HBO Broadcast Championship - B.O.R.T III Semi Finals Match
Referee: Toyo Yasahiro
We return to ringside where the ring crew has just finished cleaning up the glass, tacks, table, blood and everything else from our earlier death match. Now they have set up strips along the apron, and wrapped the top rope in barbed wire.
KD: Some choice words between Grizzly and Vin, after a CHOICE match we just saw with Andrea and Mercenary destroying each other! And now we have ourselves an inferno match.
P-Dug: Going to be hotter than hell in that ring tonight.
Chriqui: The following match is a B.O.R.T III Round 4 inferno match. Introducing first from Zzyzx, California & weighing in at 227 pounds... CHRIS PAGE!!!
"Stepped On" hits over the speakers and "The Elite" Chris Page makes his way out from the back with EWC Hall-of-Famer Dominic Sanders in tow. He poses on the ramp before making his way down to the ring.
Page gets into the ring while Sanders stays on the outside. Page waits in the corner for his opponent/for the bell to ring.
Chriqui: And his opponent from London, England & weighing in at 202 pounds, The HBO Broadcast Champion... MOXIE!!!
The Gracious Few's 'Honest Man' hits the speakers, prompting the lights to dance around the arena with an ominous red glow. Moxie emerges from behind the curtain, with Amis Shelton following closely behind. He marches to the end of the stage and glares at the capacity crowd surrounding him. Raising his fist to his jaw, Moxie lets out a roar and walks down the aisle, ignoring the paying spectators.
He slides underneath the bottom rope and rises to his feet in the middle of the ring. Moxie faces the crowd before snapping back to face the camera, emphatically raising both clenched fists high above his head before slowly descending them in stereo to both sides of his jaw.
KD: You'll notice Chris Page looks a bit shiny, even moreso than usual. I am told that's because he has covered himself in carbon tetrafluoride to try and prevent himself from catching fire in this one.
P-Dug: Likewise for Moxie, that long-sleeved shirt he is wearing is fireproof apparently. They both did their homework.
DING DING DING
At the sound of the bell, Moxie and Chris Page rush each other, colliding in the center of the ring after a double lariat attempt. The flames SHOOT up from the apron. Both men jump up to their feet, Moxie lunges into a European uppercut that sends Page backwards into the ropes, the barbed wire cuts across Pages back as Page rebounds out and catches Moxie with a giant spear! Chris Page mounts Moxie and begins to slap and punch down. With every shot, the flames grow higher and higher. Moxie with some luck is able to grab Page's hand, and he quickly snaps Page's index and middle finger, dislocating them both. Page rolls off and grabs his hand while grimacing. Moxie punches Page in the mouth and rolls up to his feet.
KD: Moxie with the early advantage, make that hand unusable, and Page is a one-armed man in an face punching contest.
P-Dug: Well just you watch out, I think Page is ahead of the times...
In the ring Page pulls himself up and shoves both his fingers back into place. He looks up at Moxie, fire in his eyes. Moxie jumps into a dropkick, sending Page backwards into the ropes, again cutting his back on the barbed wire. On the rebound Moxie floors Page with a lariat, but Page absorbs it and yells in Moxie's face with another. Moxie swings wild, Page ducks the arm and rips Moxie up and down into a German suplex. Moxie rolls through, but is groggy. Page floors him with a lariat that sends Moxie backwards into the ropes. Moxie's arm flies over the ropes as the fire explodes up, but the long-sleeved shirt does not catch fire, this match isn't over!
P-Dug: That shirt was a smart move indeed.
KD: But how much heat can one of those things take?
Chris Page advances on Moxie and stomps down on his foot. Page then pulls Moxie into him and then flings him backwards with a T-Bone suplex, it's Funky Town! Chris Page grabs the top rope, and rips a strip of barbed wire from it. Page grimaces but wraps the wire around his fist. When Moxie stands, Page clocks him in the jaw, busting him open! Moxie stumbles back, Page punches him in the forehead. Page goes for a punch to the mouth but Moxie dropkicks his thigh, sending Page's legs flying backwards from under him and under the bottom rope! The fire shoots up, but Page's leg doesn't burn!
KD: And now the carbon tetrafluoride comes into play!
P-Dug: These men had this one well-scouted!
Moxie grabs Chris Page by the ear and drags him up to a hunched over position, before stomping down the back of his head face first into the canvas! Moxie rolls Page over onto his back, and then he starts to throw down some heavy forearm strikes. One, two, three, four, fi... Chris Page spits into Moxie's face, a mix of blood and saliva, then he rolls on top of Moxie and uses the barbed wire fist to slice up and down Moxie's face!!!
P-Dug: This is UNHINGED!
KD: I never expected this unique offense from Chris Page!
Moxie brings up a lucky-knee and catches Chris Page in the groin, Page rolls off holding his precious and heaving for air. Moxie pulls off his shirt to wipe the blood from his eyes. Moxie gets to his feet, someone slides into the ring behind him... Moxie is pulled back into a pump-handle and DROPPED hard on his face with a Moxie's Endgame!!! The figure pulls off his hoodie, it's King Flip?? Flip quickly rolls from the ring and rushes into the crowd and towards the building exit. Chris Page, seeing what just transpired, pulls himself up and shoves Moxie's body under the bottom rope into the fire. The flames kissing his skin wakes Moxie up, and he rolls to the padded concrete yelling on fire while the medical staff pray him down with foam.
DING DING DING
Chriqui: And your winner, and advancing to B.O.R.T III Finals, AND NEW HBO Broadcast Champion ... CHRIS PAGE!!!!
On the outside of the ring, Dominic Sanders is jumping for joy and raising his arms in the air. Chris Page is handed the HBO Broadcast Championship, which he gives a big ol kiss and then he hoists it up. Page shoots Moxie a middle finger and then heads to the back with his cousin. Moxie pulls himself up and slaps around Toyo. Moxie yells it's bullshit what just happened. Toyo pleads its no DQ, but Moxie snaps his fingers and then slams Toyo's head into the stee steps!!! Moxie kicks over ring-crew as they approach him and then head heads to the back.
KD: Chris Page has ended the greatest HBO Broadcast Reign in history, but Moxie's going to be quick to point out King Flip helped.
P-Dug: It was a no DQ match. Chris Page won clean. Not to mention, Moxie kicked him in the groin! If he wants DQs, Chris Page would still have the title. It was all even, it was all fair.
KD: Valid points. And now Chris Page is set to main event his first Pay-Per-View. Exciting times. But Moxie will be right there with a HBO Broadcast Rematch I am sure. We'll be right back.
Camera cuts to ...
Vin Havoc Vs Lavender
Light-Tubes Match - For United States Championship - B.O.R.T III Semi Finals Match
Referee: Mike Michaelson
We return to ringside where they've cleared out the inferno match things and are setting up for our main event.
KD: Following the, uncalled for, attack of Moxie after our last match. Mike Michaelson will be replacing Toyo to ref this one.
P-Dug: We really should have told Toyo to man up and work this one. This match requires a ref who won't toss it out if things get bad!
Chriqui: The following match is a B.O.R.T III Round 4 Light-Tubes match. Introducing first from Brooklyn, New York & weighing in at 240 pounds... VIN HAVOC!!!
The barks of the intro of 'X Gon Give It To Ya' by DMX pierce the arena, as the crowd anticipates the arrival of Vin Havoc. As soon as DMX utters the chorus, Vin comes bursting out of the back, looking pissed off and reading for a fight. He storms down to the ring.
Havoc steps to the corner of the ring and does a silent prayer while holding the cross around his neck, hoping for forgiveness on what he's about to do.
KD: Vin Havoc, he's frankly a monster. He's a scary man who does scary things. And I think he's ready to do that in this match to Lavender.
P-Dug: With Vin, he hates you until you beat some respect into him. And then he hates you, but now there's respect. This is going to be wild.
Chriqui: And his opponent from Seattle, Washington & weighing in at 132 pounds, The United States Champion... LAVENDER!!!
The lights go out as 'Challenge' by Cellar Darling begins to play. The lights flash in time to the intro until the first vocals hit. As the vocals hit smoke billows from behind the curtains and a spotlight shines down upon the center of the stage. The lights come back on shortly afterward and out walks Lavender. She looks out across the crowd as the crowd erupts into cheer. A smile creeps across her face as she embraces their warm welcome.
Lavender begins to make her way down to the ring with a calm and cheerful demeanor. As Lavender reaches the bottom of the ramp she walks over to the steel steps, walks up the steel stairs, and enters the ring. Lavender then climbs the nearest turnbuckle and holds her arms up high in the air to accept the warm adulation from the crowd. Lavender steps down from the turnbuckle and waits for the match to commence.
KD: You'll notice Lavender's hands are taped up, a throwback to her first ever taste of hardcore back vs Shelley Silver.
P-Dug: At a Friday Night Rampage PPV none-to dissimilar from this one.
DING DING DING
As Lavender and Vin stand in the ring, the rope rope is covered in light-tubes. Every inch of the rope rope is covered. Lav and Vin step into each other. Lav goes for a shoulder/collar tie-up, but Vin powers through and into a bear-hug. Vin rushes backwards into the ropes and shoves Lavender into the tubes, glass tears at her skin and his arms. Vin pulls Lavender out and flings her into the corner. He rushes at her and then cannon-balls up into her, his momentum sending him over the top rope to the outside where he lands on his feet. Vin reaches in and grabs Lav's foot, pulling her down and out of the ring. He grabs a light-tube and smashes it against the side of her head before rolling back into the ring and raising the broken tube high into the air.
KD: This type of environment, it's where Vin Havoc thrives.
P-Dug: It's almost scary isn't it.
Lavender rolls back into the ring, her back and the side of her head both bleeding already. Vin throws down the broken tube and advances on her. Lavender dropkicks his leg-knee, which drops him down. Lavender grabs a tube and swings it into Vin's face, it shatters and blood and glass rain from Vin. Vin step up to his feet and laughs out. He grabs two light-tubes and smashes them both against the side of his head and then cuts the hard-cam a smile while blood pours down from all over his head.
P-Dug: yea, it's definitely scary.
KD: I have to agree.
Lavender approaches Vin, and Vin lashes out and stabs her in the shoulder with one of the broken tubes in his hand. Vin grabs Lavender's arm and sends her into the ropes with an Irish-whip. A puff of blood and broken glass shoot into the air. Lavender stumbles backwards into Vin, who grabs her into a waist-lock and then rips her backwards into a German suplex. Lavender lands hard on the back of her head, but she rolls through, hoist Vin up by his own waist and then yeets him backwards into her own German suplex. Vin pulls himself up in the corner, Lavender rushes in and lands a clothesline to the back of his head. Lavender grabs Vin into a headlock and rushes out, dropping him face first into some broken glass with a bulldog. Lavender goes for the cover!
O... KICKOUT BY VIN HAVOC!
KD: Going to take a lot more to keep Vin out in this one!
P-Dug: And that scares the hell out of me.
Vin Havoc gets up to his knees, while Lavender grabs two tubes. Lavender swings them both into each side of Vin's head. Vin falls limp into a pool of his own blood. Lavender drops the tubes and drags Vin up to his knees and then floors him with a spike DDT. Lavender keeps on the head-lock, and squeezes tightly trying to make Vin Havoc pass out. Vin pulls himself (and Lavender) to his knees, so she just floors him with another spike DDT! Lavender gets to her feet and grabs a few light-tubes, setting them up in the corner. She makes her way over to Vin, and then she Irish-whips him into the corner! Vin explodes out and catches Lavender with a mighty lariat. Moving so fast the blood from his back leaves a streak like The Flash! Lavender smashes into the broken glass, and the impact was such much that she rolls through onto her feet into a seated position in the corner. Vin throws three light-tubes at her, and then rushes and jumps into another cannon-ball! The glass slices Vin and Lavender both to hell and back, and both are down and bloodied.
P-Dug: This match will forever change how either of these two wrestle! This is hard to watch!
KD: This is insane!
Both Vin and Lavender drag themselves from the corner. Vin grabs a light-tube, Lavender grabs a light-tube. They stand. Vin and Lavender face each other, and then raise the tubes like swords??? Vin and Lavender lunge, swinging their tubes into each other! The tubes shatter, cutting open both of their hands, and then they explode forward into punching the hell out of each other. Lavender kicks Vin's knee-cap she dropkicked earlier and then catches the much bigger man off guard with a giant lariat. Vin is rocked off his feet and into the glass. Lavender reaches into her pants and pulls out a thing of super-glue. She covers her fists and then rolls her fists in the broken glass around the ring. Vin pulls himself up and then turns around as Lavender starts to jab him. once, twice, thrice, four times! Vin stumbles, bleeding heavily. Lavender goes for another punch, Vin throws his own head into the punch and stops it with a headbutt!!! The recoil jars Lavender's hand and she takes a step back, Vin brings up his left arm into a chop in Lavender's throat! Lavender stumbles, gasping for air. Vin slams his bicep into Lavender with a lariat. Lavender is sent backwards into the ropes, more glass slices her skin. Lavender grabs a light-tube and smashes it down against Vin's head. Vin stumbles backwards and falls to a knee. Lavender rushes in for another punch, Vin Havoc grabs her and flips her inside out into a Spanish-Fly??? Both hit the canvas and glass with insane impact, both are pooling blood and gasping for air. Both suddenly stop moving and go limp. Mike Michaelson grabs their arms, throws them up, down, up, down, up, down... They are both out. They are out!?
DING DING DING
Chriqui: Ladies and gentlemen, due to referee stoppage this match has been called off and ruled a double knock-out, due to champions advantage, AND STILL United States Champion ... LAVENDER!!!
Medical Staff immeditally hit the ring. Using smelling salts and other such things to bring both talent back awake. They start applying gauze and tape and glue to the wounds to stop the bleeding.
KD: We had worried this could happen. Both beating each other half to death with these light-tubes.
P-Dug: Both were quite literally ready to die for B.O.R.T III, and the United States Championship. That's the level of the tourney, that's the status of the championship.
KD: How far is too far? Will these two ever be the same ag...
Vin Havoc shoves away the crew helping him, and Lavender does the same. They pull each other up, glaring into the others eyes. They are still out for blood? Out of nowhere from beside them, Chris Page comes flying into both with a double clothesline! Page points down at the title around his waist, and yells out. 'WOO, just give me that US Title now baby." Chris Page drags Lavender up by her head and then powerbombs her down onto Vin Havoc as he tries to stand. 'I am the best of ramPAGE! I am going to win in my main event debut"... from behind Page, The Mercenary steps over the top rope into the ring. 'Ain't ya forgetting someone son'... Page pulls the belt off his waist and rushes to slam it into Merc's head, but Merc punches the face of the belt right out of Page's hands! Merc grabs a big meaty grip around Page's throat and then chokebombs him into the broken glass! Tearing up his expensive looking suit! Mercenary makes his way to Lavender and helps her up, but from behind him thwack as a steel chair crashes into the back of his head. Mercenary falls face first into some light-tubes. It's Moxie! Moxie grabs his HBO Broadcast Championship and raises it high into the air. Moxie turns around and catches a face-full of light-tube from Andrea Hernandez. Andrea picks up the HBO and looks down at it, and then she looks over at Mike Michaelson holding the US and she grabs that too. Lavender pulls herself up and snatches her belt from Andrea, before falling back into the glass. Andrea looks at the HBO and then back at the US. "Omerta" sounds off over the loudspeakers as Grizzly Duggan heads out.
Duggan: I will have ORDER! ORDER! Due to Vin and Lavender going to a draw, things have slightly changed. At Scars & Stripes. It will be The Mercenary Vs Vin Havoc Vs Chris Page Vs Lavender with both titles on the line, in the first EVER Bout Of Raging Turmoil. But like previous years, the HBO will be vacated following the main event. And to whom? That will be to the winner of Andrea Hernandez Vs Moxie, in the first ever Don't Let Me Drop Match! More details will come on the card. NOW CUT THE SHIT, AND FADE TO BLACK!
The crowd gives a big pop, as we fade to black...
END SCREEN
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SEGMENT WRITERS
Ashley Freeman
3pAC
Grizzly Duggan/Vin Havoc
Andrea Hernadez/Mercenary/Chris Page/Moxie/Vin Havoc/Lavender/Grizzly Duggan
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MATCH WRITERS
MATCH ONE
WRITER: Daphne Kay
MATCH TWO
WRITER: EWC Staff Assistant: Em
MATCH THREE
WRITER: FN'R
MATCH FOUR
WRITER: FN'R
MATCH FIVE | MAIN EVENT
WRITER: FN'R
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RECAP OF WINNERS
MATCH #1
Ashley Freeman Vs Cosmo Goldworthy
Singles Match
WINNER(S): Cosmo Goldworthy
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MATCH #2
Lone Wolves Vs Moonshine Inc (NS) Vs 3pAC
Tag Team Match - No DQ - Non Title
WINNER(S): 3pAC
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MATCH #3
Andrea Hernandez Vs The Mercenary
Flag Death Match - B.O.R.T III Semi Finals Match
WINNER(S): The Mercenary
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MATCH #4
Chris Page Vs Moxie
Inferno Match - For HBO Broadcast Championship - B.O.R.T III Semi Finals Match
WINNER(S): AND NEW HBO Broadcast Champion - Chris Page
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MAIN EVENT | MATCH #5
Vin Havoc Vs Lavender
Light-Tubes Match - For United States Championship - B.O.R.T III Semi Finals Match
WINNER(S): Double Knock-Out - AND STILL EWC United States Champion - Lavender
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MVP OF THE NIGHT: Andrea Hernandez, The Mercenary & Chris Page
MATCH OF THE NIGHT: Andrea Hernandez Vs The Mercenary & Vin Havoc Vs Lavender
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