Uncensored 2008

[Michael Saint]

(Whatever by Godsmack blairs EWC Present: Uncensored is LIVE. The crowd goes into a frenzy)

(Michael Saint appears on the Xtream Tron in his office as the crowd boo's wildly.)

Saint: Ladies and Gentlemen welcome to Uncensored a Rampage Only Event.

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Saint: I am here to announce that beginning next Friday on Rampage we will once again be hosting a 6 Team 6 Man Tag Team Tournament. Or a Trios Tournament.

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Saint: Rampage plans on bringing you the best action for your money and with that being said lets go to our opening contest.

(Screen fades and we focus on the ring.)

[glow=orange,2,300]Opener Now Bend Over Match[/glow]
Jacob Irons vs Barry Brown
Get bent over in this match and get kicked squarely in your a$$ until you tumble head first out of the ring. YOU MUST answer the 10 count for this match to continue. The superstar in the ring can do ANYTHING to prevent your return as well. Only the winner of this match remains in the EwC.

Jacob walks to the ring in full robe, before entering he removes the robe.

"Simon Says Get The F* Up" by Pharoah Monche plays and the bell rings. The ring announcer begins to speak:

"Coming down the aisle,
From Harlem, New York,
Weighing 235 pounds,
'Technically Sound' Barry Brown!!"

Barry Brown strides into the ring, looks into camera, and shrugs his shoulders.

(The bell rings and Irons right away tackles Brown. Irons with a DDT. Brown by the ropes and Irons with a kick to the ass!!!!!!! Brown to the outside of the ring.

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Winner: Jacobs Irons!!!!!!!!!!

(Fade to backstage)

[Michael Saint]

[glow=orange,2,300]Special Attraction
Ring of Honor World Championship Match[/glow]
Kevin Steen vs Nigel McGuinness

(The bell rings and the two men go to the center of the ring. Nigel with a slap and locks on a headlock. Steen with a go behind. Steen sets up for the Package Piledriver, but Nigel is able to get out. Nigel rolls out of the ring and takes his title with him. The ref starts his count, but before he can get very far from the back runs in Claudio Castagnoli! Claudio throws Nigel back into the ring. Steen with a clothesline. Steen sets up for another Package Piledriver, but Nigel drops down and hits a low blow. Nigel hits the ropes and JAWBREAKER LARIAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[Michael Saint]

[glow=orange,2,300]Death Bed Match[/glow]
Laura vs Serial Killer
The ring ropes are replaced with loose barb wire. BUT, on all four sides of the ring there are four different black wooden beds filled with hardcore items. One side of the ring has a BED OF NAILS, one side of the ring has a BED OF BROKEN GLASS, one side of the ring has a BED OF THUMBTACKS, and another side of the ring has a BED OF LIGHTBULBS!!!

"Whatever Gets You Through Today" by Radio starts up and at the beat at the 11-second mark a blast of purple and pink pyro goes off. Laura comes out from the back and after two seconds turns herself so as to face back and to the left of the entrance, her arms widespread, embracing the atmosphere. She holds that pose while taking a few small steps towards the ring. She then does a clockwise turn to her right at the big beat at the 16-second mark, continuing to hold her arms widespread, and faces back and to the right of the entrance. Again, holding the pose she takes a few more small steps to the ring. After two more seconds, Laura turns and runs to the ring, hopping over the bed of nails. Her dive under the bottom rope, carefully avoiding the barbed wire, coincides with the big beat at the song's 21-second mark, at which point she zooms over to the far right hand corner of the ring, where she hops on the middle rope and poses her arms in an "L" shape, taking in the crowd's reaction with a smile. After a few seconds she hops down and zooms to the corner directly diagonal and hops on the middle rope, again making an "L" with her arms, still carrying her smile. After three more seconds have passed, she hops down, landing on her left leg and does a 360-degree spin while pumping her right fist and letting out a small yell, before heading to her corner.

Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, this next match is for one fall and is a Death Bed match! First, in the ring, weighing in tonight at 145lbs, “The Queen of Wrestling” Laura!

“Afraid of Me” by Twisted starts as Serial Killer comes out and raises his arms in a crucifix pose. After he puts his arms down he walks to the ring rubbing his left thumb under his nose a few times.

Announcer: And her opponent, weighing in at 245lbs, Serial Killer

When Serial Killer gets to the ring he roles in and crawls to a corner, waiting for the bell to ring.

Kahn: Let’s be honest, Mark, neither of these competitors have exactly electrified the audience in recent months.

Madden: Well, that’s good - otherwise who would buy tickets?

Kahn: That’s not what I mean, and you know it! Anyway, a good showing here tonight could catapult one of these wrestlers up the rankings.

The bell rings and Serial Killer gets to his feet. Laura moves towards him to lock up, but Serial Killer boots her in the stomach and starts laying into her with forearms to the back. Laura backs off and starts to circle Serial Killer, who just stands in the centre of the ring with a sick smile. Laura rushes forward, but Serial Killer grabs her and lifts her up into a military press. He takes a few steps forward, then throws Laura out of the ring and into the bed of thumbtacks! Laura writhes in agony as the sharpened steel pierces her skin.

Kahn: Oh my God! Less than a minute in, and already someone has tasted the bed of thumbtacks!

Madden: And you know it can only get more extreme from here!

Serial Killer raises his fists in the air to a chorus of boos. He laughs them off and walks to the edge of the ring. He leans out between the barbed wire and taunts Laura, who is now on her knees. In a flash, she picks up a handful of thumbtacks and throws them in his face! Serial Killer jumps back, only to get caught up in the wire, which gouges his skin! He eventually pulls himself free and walks to the other side of the ring as Laura crawls back inside. She has thumbtacks in her arms and legs, some of which she tries to pull out.

Serial Killer wastes no time and goes back on the attack. He strikes her face with hard punches, then grabs her by the hair and pushes her face into the wire! Laura screams in pain as Serial Killer stands there with a smile on his face. Laura swings her leg back, and catches Serial Killer in the crotch! She grabs him by the hair and throws him into the wire. Serial Killer goes through the top and middle wires, but flips over and ends up getting caught in the wire, the barbs digging into his torso!

Kahn: Serial Killer is all tied up! I can’t imagine what he must be feeling!

Madden: I think “incredible agonising pain” is a fair description.

Serial Killer pulls himself out of the wire, cutting up his torso, and lands on the apron. He steps toward the crowd barrier, paying no attention to the thumbtacks. He leans against the barrier as the crowd jeers him. Laura, meanwhile, is climbing the turnbuckles and is getting ready to fly! She leaps off, but Killer spots her coming and moves out of the way, leaving Laura to crash into the crowd barrier! She collapses to the ground, barely conscious.

Serial Killer grabs her by the hair and drags her over to the bed of light tubes. He prepares to suplex her into the light tubes, keeping her in the air for several seconds. But Laura slips out of the hold and lands behind Serial Killer. Killer runs at her with a clothesline, but Laura nails him with a drop toe hold into the light tubes!

Kahn: Face first into the light tubes!

Madden: Shit, that’s insane!

Kahn: Did you just-

Madden: Call the match.

Serial Killer crawls around ring side as Laura follows behind, taunting and kicking him. His face is a bloody mess, as is his chest. He drags himself to his feet and turns around. Laura jumps up for a hurricanrana, but Serial Killer reverses it into a power bomb. Laura lands in the bed of glass! As she screams in pain, the glass cutting into her back, some of those at ringside look like they’re about to lose their lunch.

Kahn: This is ridiculous. I mean, she’s a woman! He outweighs her by a hundred pounds! This isn’t fair!

Madden: Life isn’t fair, Kahn! And they don’t call this the Extreme Wrestling Corporation for nothing!

Serial Killer throws Laura into the ring. She is barely moving, and does not react when he lifts her up and nails her with the Decapitator! Serial Killer covers!

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Announcer: Here is your winner - Serial Killer!

The crowd boo loudly as Serial Killer celebrates in the ring. He looks like he is about to leave when he eyes the bed of nails. He looks down at Laura and smiles sadistically, before lifting her up.

Kahn: Now what is he doing?

Serial Killer lifts Laura up into position for the Impailer and walks towards the edge of the ring.

Kahn: No, no! Not the Impailer on the bed of nails!

Madden: Somebody stop him!

Referees and agents rush down to ringside and block Serial Killer’s view of the bed of nails, trying to make him put Laura down. He smiles and drops her roughly onto the canvas, before raising his fists again to the booing crowd.

Kahn: That sick son of a bitch! He wanted to end that poor girl’s career here tonight!

[Michael Saint]

[glow=orange,2,300]Exploding Ring Match[/glow]
Jason Carpenter vs Steel Morrigon
The ring is transformed into a thin wooden deck with razor wire for ropes. It's scattered with panels of low grade explosives. Both men are blown up but it is the man that gets the pinfall that wins the match.

As Becoming The Bull hits. Jason waits behind the stage, waiting for the song to really kick it into gear. As the guitar riffs start to wail, Jason walks out on stage. He raises his arms out to the crowd, and points toward the ring, as he does, the ramp down to the stage erupts in flame.

The fire dies down, and small puffs of flame escape all over the stage, Jason begins to walk down the ramp, He high fives a few fans as he goes down. He hops up the stairs to the ring, and points up to the second floor as he enters. Once in the rings, he walks around for a bit before, smiling and getting down on his knees. Jason bows before the crowd, before sliding out to await his opponent.

The music kicks in with a "1..2...3..4!" Morrigan hops out to the music Trench coat on, though quickly coming off as makes a Bee line straight for the ring, running in time with the music, he slides himself into the ring almost sideways to stand up and either: A) Dive onto his opponent with reckless abandon

The canvas is pulled back, exposing the wooden deck that makes up the ring. Six panels, each with two blocks of low level explosives, are placed in the ring, before the ropes are removed and replaced by razor wire that shines under the arena lights.

Kahn: It’s been an amazing night so far here at Uncensored, and it’s only about to get more explosive in this next match.

Madden: “More explosive” - nice pun. How long did it take you to come up with that one?

Kahn: We’ll talk about this later. Right now, two of Rampage’s brightest new stars, Steel Morrigan and Jason Carpenter, are about to enter for their Exploding Ring match!

"Becoming The Bull" by Atreyu hits. Jason waits behind the stage, waiting for the song to really kick it into gear. As the guitar riffs start to wail, Jason walks out on stage. He raises his arms out to the crowd, and points toward the ring. As he does, the ramp down to the stage erupts in flame.

Announcer: The following bout is scheduled for one fall and is an Exploding Ring match! First, making his way to the ring, from Burlington Vermont, and weighing in tonight at 214lbs, Jason Carpenter!

The fire dies down, and small puffs of flame escape all over the stage. Jason begins to walk down the ramp; he high fives a few fans as he goes down. He slides carefully under the razor wire, and once inside points up to the second floor. He walks around the ring for a bit before smiling and getting down on his knees. Jason bows before the crowd, then stands and awaits his opponent.

"Step Up" by Drowning Pool kicks in with a "1..2...3..4!" Morrigan hops out to the music, trench coat on, though quickly coming off as he makes a bee line straight for the ring.

Announcer: And his opponent, from Sheffield, England, weighing in tonight at 230lbs, Morrigan!

Morrigan runs down the ramp in time with the music. He slides himself into the ring almost sideways, barely noticing the wire, before jumping up and rishing straight towards Jason Carpenter. The referee calls for the bell and the match begins as the two men trade blows.

Kahn: Morrigan and Carpenter aren’t wasting any time!

Madden: With explosives and razor wire in there, I don’t imagine this one going too long. Someone’s about to feel a lot of pain, Kahn.

Morrigan and Carpenter stop throwing punches and lock up. Morrigan put Carpenter in a headlock. Jason elbows him in the gut and shoves him off, pushing him towards the razor wire. Morrigan manages to put the breaks on just before he hits the wire. He turns around and shakes his head at Carpenter, as if to say, “I don’t think so. The two men move forward, taking care not to step on any of the explosive panels. They lock up; Carpenter puts Morrigan in a wristlock, which Morrigan reverses. Jason reverses the hold and kicks the back of Morrigan’s leg, forcing him to one knee, before twisting his arm and wrenching it above the English man’s head. Morrigan gets back to his feet and rakes his opponent’s eyes, before dropping him to the mat with a body slam. He stomps on Carpenter‘s chest and head.

Kahn: The impact of that body slam was no doubt amplified by the unprotected wood.

Madden: Whatever, when do we see some blood?

Kahn: Do you really want to see these two men seriously injured for your own entertainment?

Madden: Would you think less of me if I did?

Morrigan picks Carpenter up. He knocks him with several European uppercuts before whipping him towards the wire. But Carpenter reverse, and Morrigan isn’t able to stop himself from hitting the razor wire back first! Morrigan yells out in pain as the wire cuts into his back.

Kahn: First blood! First blood!

Madden: Who do you think you are, Dusty Rhodes?

Carpenter clotheslines Morrigan right off his feet. Jason goes for a pin!

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Kahn: Oh my God! Jason Carpenter landed squarely on that explosive board!

Madden: He’s got to be suffering from serious burns across his back!

Carpenter lies motionless on his stomach, leaving himself open for an attack from Morrigan, who drops a knee in the small of his back. Jason groans loudly and starts crawling away, trying to get to his feet, but Morrigan is unrelenting, stomping on his burned and bruised back. Morrigan holds up his attack long enough to grab another board and lean it up against one of the turnbuckles before returning to Carpenter. But Jason has had a moment to get his bearings back and is now attacking Morrigan with everything he’s got, striking with punches and kicks before dropping Morrigan with a spinning wheel kick. Unfortunately, the impact upon landing causes more damage to carpenter’s back, and he struggles to his feet while Morrigan does the same.

The two men meet again and lock up. Morrigan pushes carpenter towards the board set up in the corner. Carpenter, sensing that he is in trouble, knees his opponent in the stomach to break up the hold. But Morrigan fires back with stiff forearms and chops. He swings wildly, missing Carpenter and ending up turning a full 180 degrees. Carpenter picks him up, and backdrops him into the corner, where both men hit the explosive panel! They jump forward with shock before lying helpless in the ring, Carpenter once again motionless while Morrigan shakes uncontrollably.

Kahn: Another huge explosion, this time rocking both men!

Madden: And it’s not over yet! This ends when someone scores a pin fall or dies, whichever comes first!

Morrigan and Carpenter crawl towards each other. With nothing else to help them to their feet, they lean upon each other. Once back up, the fight continues, both men trading fierce blows, the pain in their bodies only strengthening their resolve. Morrigan lands a neckbreaker and covers!

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Jason’s face is busted open as he lies in the ring, blood streaming from the wounds. He’s lying with his head beneath the wire, and Morrigan takes advantage, pushing it into his face. Carpenter screams as the wire digs into his flesh, but Morrigan is merciless. He finally stops and slides out of the ring, looking under the apron.

Kahn: Morrigan’s looking for a weapon.

Madden: Why? The entire ring is a weapon!

Morrigan pulls out a trash can and tosses it into the ring. He stumbles over to the announce table, grabs a chair from ringside and throws that in as well, before sliding back inside. Carpenter is up, but is sent back down with a crushing chair shot from Morrigan. Morrigan makes a cover!

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Jason gets a shoulder up. Carpenter pulls himself up to his knees as Morrigan moves forward with the chair held high above his head. Before he can attack, Jason catches him with a low blow. Morrigan drops the chair, and Carpenter picks it up, driving it into the stomach of his opponent before getting to his feet and slamming it hard against Morrigan’s skull!

Kahn: A brutal chair shot to the head of Morrigan!

Madden: Concussed, bleeding and blown up - I sure hope they’re getting a good percentage of the revenue for this!

Carpenter picks up the trash can and pulls it over the limp body of Morrigan, trapping his upper body. Then he drags over on of the explosive boards and gently places it face down on top of the trash can.

Kahn: What is he doing?

Madden: Whatever it is, it’s going to hurt.

Carpenter staggers towards the nearest corner and climbs up to the second turnbuckle. He leaps off, landing a leg drop on top of the explosive panel, which blows up right on top of the trapped Morrigan! Carpenter rolls away as Morrigan’s legs, the only visible part of his body, kick wildly in the air!

Kahn: Oh my God!

Crowd: Holy shit! Holy shit! Holy shit!

The crowd are on their feet, cheering on the two wrestlers as they risk life and limb for victory. Carpenter pulls the now charred panel off of Morrigan, as well as the broken trash can. Morrigan is a bloody mess, with cuts on his back, face and chest. Crapeter hooks the leg!

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Morrigan gets a shoulder up! The shocked expression on Jason Carpenter’s face says it all!

Madden: Are you kidding me!?

Kahn: Morrigan’s running on nothing but adrenalin right now, but has the damage already been done?

Morrigan starts to climb back to his feet, but Carpenter rains down hammer blows on his battered and bloodied opponent. Morrigan refuses to stay down; he elbows Jason in the stomach, chops him across the chest and whips him hard across the ring. Carpenter flips over before slamming into the corner. His leg gets caught up in the top turnbuckle.

Kahn: Carpenter is trapped in the Tree of Woe!

Madden: But he’s the only one feeling it!

Carpenter struggles to free himself, but he’s in a lot of pain and finding it hard. Morrigan moves forward and stomps on him several times before turning around and eyeing one of the panels. With Jason stranded in the corner. Morrigan moves towards an unexploded board, managing to pick it up. With a roar he runs straight towards carpenter. Jason is trapped between the turnbuckles and the panel, which explodes upon impact!

Crowd: Holy shit! Holy shit! Holy shit!

Kahn: Oh my God!

Madden: That’s it - he’s dead!

Carpenter falls to the ground, convulsing uncontrollably. Morrigan slowly drags him away from the corner and collapses on top of him.

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Kahn: Jason Carpenter kicked out!

Madden: How the hell did he do that!?

Morrigan is barely able to stand, but he forces himself up, and pulls Caroenter up by the hair. He shove Jason back into the corner, and with everything he’s got lifts his opponent up onto the top turnbuckle. Morrigan climbs up after him, determined to hit a superplex onto the hard wooden beams below. But Carpenter fights back, both men chopping each other across the chest and slapping each other on the face, until Jason stuns Morrigan with a forearm shot to the stomach and a headbutt, before shoving him off and into the razor wire, which snaps and falls around him! Morrigan is trapped in the wire, every move he makes pure agony!

Kahn: The razor wire has snapped, and Morrigan is caught in the middle of it!

Madden: He’s going to get sliced up pretty badly now!

Carpenter climbs down off the turnbuckle. He drags Morrigan out of the wire, caring little for the damage it causes to his opponent. Carpenter picks up the folding chair, which still sits in the ring. He brings it down on the back of Morrigan, making sure his opponent stays down. Then Carpenter turns to the broken wire, hanging limply at the side of the ring. He picks up a long strand and starts to wrap it around the chair!

Kahn: This gets worse and worse.

Madden: Or better and better, depending on how you look at it!

With the wire wrapped securely around the chair, Carpenter moves forward, planning to inflict more damage and finish Morrigan off once and for all. Morrigan struggles to his feet and turns around. In the split second before Jason makes contact, Morrigan sees him coming. He ducks the chair shot and punches Carpenter hard in the stomach, causing him to drop the chair. Morrigan spins him around and nails Carpenter with a War Plex on the razor wire-covered chair! The crowd are chanting once again as the sickening thud of flesh meeting sharpened steel echoes around the arena.

Crowd: This is awesome! This is awesome! This is awesome!

Morrigan gets to his feet and grabs an explosive board. He drags it to the centre of the ring, then looks out at the crowd and performs a cutthroat sign.

Kahn: Morrigan is signalling that the end may soon be near.

Madden: But there’s no way of knowing, considering what these men have survived so far!

Morrigan picks up a bloody Jason Carpenter and leads him towards the panel in the middle of the ring. He attempts a suplex, but Carpenter blocks it. Jason attempts a suplex of his own, but Morrigan pushes him forward into the nearest corner. Morrigan holds Carpenter in the corner and starts landing blows to his opponent’s ribs, but Jason answers back with hammer blows to the top of Morrigan’s head. The strikes are frantic and frenzied; Morigan is spun around by a hard shot to the face. Carpenter grabs him and drops him on top of the turnbuckle before climbing up behind him. Morrigan fights back with elbows, but his strength is leaving him quickly, and Carpenter’s adrenalin is starting to kick in. He pounds away on Morrigan until Carpenter grabs his opponent by the head. …And Justice For All! Morrigan flies through the air and lands on the explosive board, which goes off under him!

Morrigan rolls across the ring before coming to a stop, seemingly unconscious. Carpenter drags himself across the ring and drapes an arm over his opponent!

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Announcer: Here is your winner - Jason Carpenter!

Kahn: These two men look like they just survived a train wreck!

Madden: They look like they entered a demolition derby without the cars! They gave it their all, but in the end there could be only one winner, and that is Jason Carpenter!

[Michael Saint]

[glow=orange,2,300]King of Beasts Match[/glow]
Rorschach vs Jason Taylor
Competitors are inside the Lion's Den. Surrounding the top of the Lion's Den, lumberjacks, carrying various weapons, are waiting. Win by Submission Only!

Deep Purple blares over the PA system. The fans immediately start to boo as Jason Taylor comes out from behind the curtain. Taylor stands atop the entrance ramp with the biggest grin on his face. Taylor turns his attention to the Lion's Den and proceeds to walk towards the cage. He urges the fans to jump the guardrail on his way. Suddenly the fans go from a boo to a "Franchise Sucks" chant in a heartbeat. Taylor stops and looks out into the crowd, only to laugh in their face. Taylor reaches the Den and grabs a hold of the chain link. He begins his accent to the top and stands arrogantly on top of the Lion's Den. He raises both hands and extends three fingers on each hand and smiles arrogantly as the crowd tries to drown him out in boos.

Caan: What arrogance.
Madden: Very true. But this young kid has a very large task in front of him in the form of....

Suddenly the arena goes dark and the roar of Godzilla erupts from the PA sytem. As the song picks up tempo pale spotlights illuminate the Lion's Den. A single solitary spotlight shines on the entrance ramp, as Roscarch slowly comes into view. He looks over at the Lion's Den and begins to make his way to the Den, each step slow and deliberate. Before reaching the Den, Roscarch removes his hat and coat and hands them to nearby camera crewman.


Caan: Roscarch is here.

Madden: All I have to say to Taylor is good luck kid.

Before Roscarch can climb the Lion's Den, Taylor flies off the top with a flying crossbody and nails Roscarch to the floor. As both men get to their feet, the Lumberjacks come from the back with their weapons. Taylor realizes this and makes a beeline to the top of the Den. As Roscarch is left alone on the floor, the lumberjacks begin theit assault. A chairshot from a masked lumberjack rings Roscarch's bell. Referee's rush from the back to break the assault up so Roscarch can enter the Lion's Den. Once inside the Lion's Den Taylor immediately goes to work on Roscarch's head. Taylor locks in a headlock followed by a running bulldog. After getting back to his feet, Taylor executes a triple series fo legdrops across the neck of Roscarch. Roscarch shakes the cobwebs out as he returns to his feet. Taylor runs from one end of the Den straight towards Roscarch. Taylor executes a running drop toe hold and Roscarch's head bashes off the concrete. Taylor immediately jumps on Roscarch's back and executes a couple of cross face punches. Afterwards Taylor locks in a sleeperhold hoping to make an early rap up to this match.

Caan: Oh my god.

Madden: Jason Taylor has a sleeperhold locked in on Roscarch and is sinching it, cutting off the oxygen to the brain.

Caan: I have never seen Roscarch dominated like this. Never.

A referee jumps in the Den and raises the arm of Roscarch. Roscarch's arm drops once. The referee raises the arm again. Roscarch's arm drops twice. The referee raises it a third time. Before Roscarch's arm can fall a third time, he stops it and begins to fight back. Taylor tries to squeeze tighter, but Roscarch stands up and with Taylor on his back, falls back squishing Taylor between himself and the ground. Taylor releases the hold and grabs his head immediately. Roscarch gets back to his feet and picks Taylor up by the hair. Roscarch sets up Taylor for a powerbomb, but turns it into a Jackknife powerbomb against the side of the Lion's Den!

Caan: Holy shit. Did Roscarch break Jason Taylor's neck with that move?

Madden: I don't know Caan. Taylor isn't moving.

Roscarch walks over and grabs Taylor by the hair and lifts him to his feet. He than grabs Taylor with both hands by the throat and lifts him in the air. Taylor than rakes the eyes of Roscarch and falls to the ground as Roscarch grabs his eyes. Taylor than dropkick's Roscarch in the legs and sends him face first into the Den cage. Roscarch's neck bends and his mask begins to stain red. Taylor than looks over to the lumberjacks and asks for a weapon. EWC newbie Jason Carpenter throws in some barbed wire. Taylor picks up the barbed wire and walks over to Roscarch. While Roscarch is on his hands and knees trying to get up, Taylor wraps the barbed wire around the throat of Roscarch trying to choke him out. The referee, on top of the Lion's Den now, begins to count to five. Taylor releases the hold at 4 and begins punching the back of Roscarch's head. Taylor locks in another sleeperhold and like before Roscarch rises to his feet. But before Roscarch can fall back, Taylor grabs Roscarch's head and sends him crashing to the ground in a reverse facebuster. Roscarch grabs his head and rolls on the ground. Taylor rises to his feet and cockily smiles at the crowd. Taylor walks over to Roscarch and smacks him in the face a couple of times. Roscarch grabs Taylor by the throat with one hand and rises to his feet as well. Roscarch throws Taylor into the Den cage and Taylor bounces off. Taylor bounces back and right into Roscarch, who is waiting. Roscarch executes a thunderous standing Full Nelson slam. Taylor lays on the ground looking at the ceiling as Roscarch grabs him again and throws him into the cage once more. After the bounce back, Roscarch lifts Taylor onto his shoulder and walks around the Den before executing a running powerslam. After Taylor falls to the ground, Roscarch locks in a Dragon Sleeper and waits for Taylor to go to sleep. After what seems like an eternity, Roscarch releases the hold. He looks up at the lumberjacks and begins his accent to the top of the Lion's Den. Once on top the masked lumberjack from before runs at Roscarch with a chair. Roscarch punches the chair into the face of the masked man and throws him off of the Den onto some electrical equipment. Sparks fly as the equipment short circuits. Back on top of the Den, Roscarch looks down on Jason Taylor. Roscarch flies from atop of the Den and lands a big leg drop across the throat of Jason Taylor. After Roscarch gets back to his feet, fellow Na Fianna member Dominik King throws down a couple of light bulbs. Roscarch grabs the lightbulbs and smashes one over the head of Jason Taylor. Blood begins to pour instantly. Roscarch walks behind Taylor and breaks two over the bare back of Jason Taylor. Taylor begins to writh in pain as his body begins to pour blood like a faucet. Suddenly out of nowhere another masked superstar runs from th back and throws a white trash bag into the Den. All eyes are upon the masked superstar as Roscarch picks up the bag and looks inside. Roscarch turns around and pours all the contents of the bag on the back of Jason Taylor.

Madden: Is that?

Caan: It is Madden. Phosphorous.

Madden: Oh my God.

Taylor is seen writhing in pain on the ground inside the Den. Roscarch walks over locks in a sleeperhold and lifts him up in the air. Taylor dangles from the arms of Roscarch as his eyes begin to roll into the back of his head.Roscarch releases the hold and drops Taylor to the ground. Roscarch thans reaches up and grabs a set of chairs from two different lumberjacks. Roscarch sets them up and walks back towards Taylor. Roscarch picks Taylor by the hair and sets him up for the sitdown tombstone piledriver on the set of chairs. Roscarch than grabs Taylor and locks in the Dragon Sleeper again. Taylor tries to hold on, but taps out.

Announcer: Your winner of the Lion's Den match.....Roscarch.

Caan: Great match. Roscarch picks up the win here folks.

Madden: Indeed it was a great match. Congratulations Roscarch.

[Michael Saint]

[glow=orange,2,300]Beds Of Weapons Match
El Chupacabra's Half of the Tag Team Championship On The Line[/glow]
Angel vs El Chupacabra
vs
It is an anything goes match that has beds of thumbtacks, nails, barb wire, glass, and/or lightbulbs. Up to three of these can be involved in the match. Win by pin, submission, or passing out due to blood loss

Lights go out, Angel comes out and stands at the top of the ramp next to her bodyguard Grant. She raised her arms above her head into an 'x' as firewords crisscross in front of her. Then they walk down the ramp, Angel shaking hands with all her fans. Once they get to the ring, Grant walks up the steps before her, openes up the ropes for Angel to enter the ring. Once inside the ring she walks over to one of the corner climbs up the ropes and pumps her fists in the air.

The lights in the arena go out as the intro to Pulse of the Maggots begins to play

"This is the year where hope fails you
The test subjects run the experiments
And the bastards you know, is the hero you hate
But cohesing is posssible if we strive
Theres no reason, theres no lesson
No time like the present, telling you right now
What have you got to lose, what have you got to lose
Except your soul...who's with us!"

BANG

Pyro explodes as El Chupacabra comes to the ring.


(The bell rings and the two competitors go to the center of the ring. Angel gives Chupa a glare as he starts to laugh at her. Angel with a slap to the face of Chupa. Chupa smiles and gives her one back. Angel leaps over and knocks down Chupa. Angel with a mount and starts to lay into the face of Chupa mercilessly. Chupa pushes Angel off and she gets back on. Chupa pushes Angel off for a second time and gets to his feet. Angel with a clothesline that takes down Chupa. Angel goes to the outside and gets a bed of thumbtacks. Angel slides it in and Chupa is up. Chupa hits the ropes and baseball slide dropkicks the bed into Angel. The bed dumps onto Angel and she screams. Chupa climbs on the top ropes and leaps onto the board that is on Angel. Angel lets out another scream. Chupa takes the bed off of Angel to reveal her covered in tacks. )

Khan: That has to hurt like a bitch.

Madden: Well yeah it is thumbtacks man.

(Chupa tosses Angel back into the ring. Angel to her feet right away and kicks Chupa off the apron. Angel gets on the top rope and hits a crossbody block onto Chupa. Angel does not go for a pin she instead starts to lay into Chupa with punches again. Angel gets up and puts Chupa into the ring. Angel gets another bed this one with barbwire and puts it into the ring. Angel picks up Chupa and sets up for The Heaven's Gate onto the barbwire. Chupa gets out and crawls under the leg of Angel. Chupa to his feet. Chupa hits the ropes and comes back with a clothesline that does not send Angel down. Second clothesline and it has the same effect. Chupa goes to the ropes for a third time, but when he comes back Angel with a backdrop into the barbwire!!!!!!!

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Chupa kicks out.)

Khan: Chupa is lucky.

Madden: He is in pain though.

(Chupa gets to his feet and Angel starts to stomp on him while he is still in the barbwire. Chupa lets out a scream. Chupa stands up and is covered in blood from head to toe. Angel lays in some chops to the body of Chupa. Chupa grabs an arm before picking up Angel and giving her a spinebuster into the barbwire!!!!! Chupa stands over Angel and shrugs. Chupa with a standing shooting star press onto Angel who is lying in the barbwire!!!!!!!!!! Angel lets out an earth shattering scream!

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kickout by Angel! Chupa gets up and rolls out of the ring as Angel gets herself free of the barbwire. Chupa under the ring and brings out a bed of nails. )

Madden: Now they got nails.

Khan: It is all legal

(Chupa slides the bed back into the ring as Angel is to her feet. Angel with a boot to Chupa and a DDT. Angel out of the ring. Angel gets a bed of light tubes! Angel gets out a chair as well. Chupa is up. Chupa hits the ropes and goes for a suicide dive through the ropes, but instead of hitting Angel. Angel nails Chupa in the head with the chair and he lands on the light tubes! Angel picks up Chupa and puts him back into the ring. Angel with a springboard delayed splash to the inside


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kickout! Angel gets out of the ring and has two chairs. Angel picks up a limp Chupa and Heaven's Gate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Chupa lands on the barbwire!

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KICKOUT!!!!!!!!!!!)

Khan: Chupa somehow out!

Madden: He is a fighter we know that much.

(Angel looks at the ref asking if it was a three count, but no go. Angel grabs the two chairs and sets them up facing one another. Angel with a boot and sets up for Heaven's Gate onto the two chairs. Chupa gets out. Chupa with a boot and a clothesline. Chupa grabs the chairs and turns them around so their backs are touching. Chupa grabs Angel and BACKDROP DRIVER ONTO THE CHAIRS WITH THEIR BACKS FACING ONE ANOTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Chupa with a cover

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Chupa picks up Angel before the three count!)

Madden: What the hell?

Khan: What is he doing?

(The ref starts to get on Chupa and he just shoves him out of the way. Chupa puts the bed of nails in the ring and grabs two more chairs. Angel gets to a knee and Chupa with A Shinning Yakuza Kick to the face of Angel!!!!!!!!! Chupa sets the chairs up facing one another in front of the bed of nails. Chupa drags Angel over and sets her up. Chupa steps onto the chairs. Chupa jumps off the chairs giving Angel The Viral Driver off the chairs onto the bed of nails!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Chupa with a cover



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kickout by Angel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Madden: Angel out!

Khan: She is unbeatable!

(Chupa throws a short fit before leaving the ring. Chupa goes to the back and brings out another bed.)

Madden: What is that?

Khan: Looks like C4

Madden: No Chupa do not do that to her!

Khan: You really think you can get him to not do that?

(Chupa slides the bed of C4 into the ring. Chupa puts Angel on the C4 as Jesse Nunez and Beth Harte sneak in from the crowd. Chupa gets on the top turnbuckle and signals for The 5150! Nunez crotches Chupa! Angel rolls off the C4 as Nunez gets on the top turnbuckle with Chupa. Nunez has Chupa on his shoulders and RESURRECTION OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE ONTO A BED OF C4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Angel covers





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KICKOUT BY CHUPA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)


Madden: No way!

Khan: Now Chupa refuses to lose!

(Angel and Jesse look at one another as Beth looks on outside the ring. Angel gets on the top rope as Nunez moves the bed of C4 out of the way. Nunez gives Chupa to Angel and she sets up for A Heaven's Gate. Nunez to the outside. Nunez springboards in with a neckbreaker as Angel connects with The Heaven's Gate Off The Top Rope!!!! Angel covers




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BETH HARTE BREAKS UP THE PIN PULLING ANGEL TO THE OUTSIDE!!!!!!!!)

Madden: Beth helps Chupa?

Khan: She has decided to side with her mentor and friend.

(Beth gets to her feet as Nunez gets near her. Chupa gets to his feet and spins around Nunez. Beth with a low blow. Chupa sets up and GFY To Nunez!!!!!!!!! Beth goes to the outside and tosses Angel into the ring. Beth goes up top as Chupa sets up for The Compactor. Beth off the top rope and we get a FLYING DOUBLE STOMP COMPACTOR COMBO MOVE!!!!!!!!!!!

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NUNEZ IS ABLE TO BREAK UP THE FALL!!!!!!!! Jesse to his feet and Beth sends him to the outside with a dropkick)

Madden: Gets rid of that problem

Khan: Thankfully

(Chupa drags Angel to a corner and Beth goes up top. Beth with The Harte Attack as Chupa wraps himself in barbwire. Beth rolls out of the way. Chupa up top and 5150 WITH CHUPA WRAPPED IN BARBWIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)


Winner and STILL TAG TEAM CHAMPION: EL CHUPACABRA!!!!!!!!!

(Beth and a bloody Chupa celebrate as we fade to backstage.)

[Michael Saint]

Ann Ouncer is with Crazyman in the back.

Ann: Crazyman, a little piece of history is happening here tonight at Uncensored, as the Television Championship is defended for the last time on Pay-Per-View, and you are part of the match. Would you care to share any final thoughts before you face Amy Rosen tonight?

Crazyman: You know, Amy Rosen wants us to see her as a shining star in the EWC. A star is nothing more than a ball of fire, but it provides heat and energy and life. Whether I wanted it or not, I have developed an admiration and respect for the flame. But I have no respect for Amy Rosen, no admiration. She can’t be the great star she wants to be, while she cuts ties and burns bridges at the drop of a hat, and talks about her humanity while treating the rest of the world with contempt. I don‘t hide my frustration with what I see, I refuse to be a hypocrite, unlike some.

Amy, since I doubt your PhD is in psychology, I don’t need to hear your opinions on my personality. Nor do I need relationship advice from the likes of you. You have no idea who I am, and you know nothing about me, so keep your ill-informed views to yourself. Nothing you can say or do could make me feel any more shame than I do in the course of my life. I’ve done a lot of things that I’m ashamed of; I don’t need a pompous little asshole like you to help me there. And don’t go thinking I would waste any of my hatred on you. Instead, you can take your fill of the rage. That’s more than you deserve. This “machine” has a heart of fire, and one way or another, you will burn tonight!

Crazyman turns and marches off down the hall.

[Michael Saint]

[glow=orange,2,300]EWC Flaming X Television Championship Match[/glow]
Crazyman vs Amy Rosen(c)
Vs
Competitors are inside the ring which is surrounded by flames. From the rafters, different weapons used in hardcore style matches are lowered on cables. Win by setting opponent on fire or knocking down for 10 count.

Ann: “The following contest is a Flaming X match for the Television Championship! Introducing first… the challenger…”

The intro of Refused's "The Shape of Punk to Come" rings out over the PA. Flashes of light illuminate the arena as a plethora of weapons and foreign objects are thrown through the curtain and out onto the stage. As the rest of the band fall in onto the driving riff that powers the cacophonous song, a ball of fire explodes into the air and Crazyman bursts through the curtain wildeyed and raging. He stops for a moment to survey the scene in front of him, an arena of EWC fans baying for blood. He marches down to the ring, grabbing a weapon in each hand as he walks through the mess in front of him. Upon reaching the ring, he launches the weapons over the top rope and rolls quickly inside. Slowly he gets to his feet, and paces the squared circle, head down, smacking his face to get his blood flowing.

Ann: “From Akron, Ohio… weighing in at 240 pounds… Crazyman!”

Madden: “Crazyman is crazy, look all that wild eyed raging and what not, and bleeding and shit.”

Khan: “He is determined to get his title back and light Amy Rosen a blaze.”

Ann: “And his opponent…”

She Blinded Me With SCIENCE!

Amy Rosen strolls casually out from behind the curtain and out onto the stage. Amy looks up into the lights with her eyes closed as if she expects the crowd to begin throwing roses at her feet. When she looks down and sees nothing there, she just sort of shrugs and strolls inattentively down to the ring, fire extinguisher to the ring.

Madden: “Is that a fire extinguisher!?”

Khan: “Yes it is! This is brilliant!

SCIENCE!

There is an explosion of pyros, which you wouldn’t know by looking at Amy, who seems as if she hadn’t even noticed, before walking up the steels steps and getting into the ring. Amy looks around as if finally realizing where she is, and finally prepares herself for the match, gazing over at Crazyman as she places her fire extinguisher in the corner.

Ann: “From New York City, weighing in a 125 pounds… she is the Television Champion… Amy Rosen!”

Amy gives a loud ahem, before walking over to Ann, and whispering something into her ear. Ann gets back onto the microphone and corrects the announcement.

Ann: “I’m sorry, that DOCTOR Amy Rosen!”

Khan: “You’ve got to be kidding me!”

Madden: “Hey! She didn’t spend all those years getting her PhD and writing that massive 235 page essay to not be addressed properly!”

Ding! Ding!

As the bell rings and both wrestlers are in the ring, the outside crew sets the center of the outside ablaze in a circular pattern as Amy rolls her eyes and Crazyman grins with sadism. The two wrestlers turn to each other and go at it, with Crazyman trying for a big clothesline, only to have Amy duck under the attempt and connect with a leg line lariat as he turns back around.

Khan: “The outside is on fire and we are underway.”

Madden: “I know, and these fans cannot wait to see someone nearly burn to death for their personal enjoyment.”

Both wrestlers roll back to their feet quickly and step back into each other. Crazyman scores with a quick series of rights, followed by a big left that drops Amy to the mat. Amy pops right back up and drives her heel into Crazyman’s thigh before leaping up off the mat and connecting with a kick to the side of Crazyman’s head for a Step up Enziguri.

Khan: “You know… when you say it like that, we really have problems don’t we?”

Madden: “Shut up and don’t be such a p***y.”

Both wrestlers get back to their feet and seem to make the conscious choice to slow the tempo of the match and begin to slowly circle each other. Crazyman moves in, grabbing Amy and lifting her up off her feet only to have her land on her feet behind him, leap up and give him a leaping reverse neckbreaker.

Khan: “You’ve got to be careful when in the ring with her, at any moment she can turn your own moves against you.”

Madden: “Yeah, yeah, whatever.”

Both wrestlers get back to their feet. Amy steps into Crazyman with a toe kick to bend him over, a field goal kick to the face to snap him back up, a snap kick to the side of the head to daze him, and a roundhouse kick to the opposite side of his head that spins him down to his knees. Amy then goes for the final buzzsaw kick only to have Crazyman duck under it, and flip Amy onto her back, and quickly lock in the Sharpshooter, much to the delight of the Canadian crowd. Amy struggles her way free, only to have Crazyman spin it into a side Leglock. Amy tries to kick her way free only to have Crazyman catch the attempt, get back to his feet while dragging Amy up with him, and tossing her back with a t-bone suplex.

Madden: “Looks like you could say the same thing for Crazyman.”

Khan: “Yes, these two are very evenly matched wrestlers as we saw earlier this month when Amy won the title off of Crazyman.”

Crazyman gets back to his feet as Amy begins to roll herself over. Crazyman walks over to one of the weapons on a hanger and takes the barbwire bat down. He rushes over to Amy who ducks under the swinging attempt and kicks the bat out of his hands. Amy goes to capitalize, only to have Crazyman score with a Bionic Elbow right into the forehead that knocks Amy to the mat.

Khan: “Crazyman trying to get hardcore, but Amy’s having none of it.”

Madden: “Well of course, she’s not stupid.”

Amy pops right back up and gives Crazyman a strong spinning back hand across the cheek. Amy steps into him again only to have Crazyman lift her up and hit her with a back breaker. He keeps a hold of her and lifts her back up for a second back breaker, before lifting her up again and slamming her down for a side walk slam.

Khan: “Hm?”

Madden: “Well, see’s a doctor, so she’s not stupid.”

Crazyman stills doesn’t release his hold on Amy as he drags her back to his feet and takes the barb-wire bat into his hands and slams it into Amy’s mid-section. Crazyman switches his grip and raises it over his head but before he is able to bring it down onto Amy, she boots him in the stomach and goes for a suplex, only to have Crazyman hit her with a snap suplex. Crazyman rolls both of them back to their feet before giving Amy a second snap suplex, and repeats the process for a third, finally releasing his hold on Amy.

Khan: “Right, but what does that have to do with her avoiding the hardcore elements of this match.”

Madden: “Well, that’s Crazyman’s element… not her’s… idiot.”

Crazyman gets back to his feet and picks the barbwire bat up again, driving it on it’s edge into Amy’s back, before lifting her to her feet and whipping her into the ropes. As Amy rebounds back, Crazyman takes another swing with the barb wire bat, only to have Amy pick up the speed and take him down with a rushing STO before he can connect.

Khan: “Well, that’s not very nice.”

Madden: “Says the guy who couldn’t finish off William Shatner because he was too stupid to change the damn codes.”

Amy drags herself to her feet and kicks the barb wire bat into the open flames on the outside of the ring. Crazyman gets back to his feet behind Amy and stands toe to toe with her after she turns back around. Amy goes for a toe kick, only to have Crazyman catch her foot. Crazyman tries to spin Amy around, only to have Amy go with it and catch him with a back heel kick to the head for a Dragon’s Whip.

Khan: “KIIIIIIIIIIIIIRK!!!!!!”

Madden: “Ow!”

Crazyman spins back and falls into the ropes, smiling widely as he feels the heat from the flames just a few feet away. Amy charges him and Crazyman grabs her and tosses her back, trying to toss her into the flames. Amy lands on the top rope however, and springboards herself back into the ring, hitting Crazyman in the back of the head with a back kick.

Khan: “What?”

Madden: “You shouting into your microphone nearly made me go deaf in my headphones.”

Both wrestlers get back to their feet rather slowly. Crazyman rushes Amy with a clothesline attempt, only to have her duck it and level him with a spinning heel kick. Amy rushes into the ropes and comes back with a handspring splash, before getting to her feet and standing in wait. The moment Crazyman gets back to his feet, she nearly takes his head off with a superkick right to the mouth. Amy heads to the top rope and leaps off, landing across Crazyman’s body with a sky twister press. Amy gets back to her feet and waits on Crazyman. Crazyman gets back to a kneeling position as Amy charges going for the Shining Wizard, only to have Crazyman block the attempt and pull her into his signature cloverleaf. Amy struggles under the move and is able to roll out of it, only to have Crazyman pull her into an elevated armbar. After a few moments of struggling, Amy is finally able to kick her way free of the hold.

Khan: “Crazyman has an answer for everything Amy has thrown at him.”

Madden: “I know, and the frustration is starting to get to her, I think.”

Amy and Crazyman both get to their feet and Amy goes for a spinning heel kick, only to have Crazyman duck under the attempt and grab Amy from behind and takes him down with a german suplex. Crazyman keeps a hold of her and gets back to his feet before giving her a second german suplex. Crazyman then repeats the process for a third german suplex before finally releasing his hold on the champion.

Khan: “Crazyman is firmly in the driver’s seat now.”

Madden: “We’ve see Amy come back from more, many times.”

Crazyman gets back to his feet and reaches up to the other weapon on a cable, pulling down a folding chair, before driving the edge of it into the side of Amy’s head. Crazyman then tosses it aside and lifts Amy up to her feet, and whips her into the ropes. Amy rebounds back and Crazyman grabs her, slamming her back down with a spinebuster.

Khan: “Crazyman with another weapon.”

Madden: “Now, he can really start to get into his element.”

Crazyman looks down on the chair with a smile, before deciding to not go after it and instead pick Amy off the mat and laying into her with a few quick lefts and rights before grabbing her by the hair, pulling his other arm back and leveling her with a standing clothesline.

Khan: “Curious choice there…”

Madden: “Not really.”

Crazyman drags Amy back to her feet and gives her a strong kick in the gut before pulling her in close to him, and lifting her high into the air, looking to score with a powerbomb. He walks into position over the chair on the mat, but right before he can make the powerbomb complete however, Amy slides her legs out and hooks Crazyman’s head up, DDTing him into the chair.

Khan: “Then please John, enlighten me.”

Madden: “It’s easy… Amy accused him of not being able to represent himself as a wrestler… so he is proving that he can.”

Amy slowly gets to her feet and gives Crazyman several hard kicks into the ribs before jumping high into the air and giving Crazyman a jumping double stomp into the chest. Amy pulls him up to his feet giving him a Russian Leg Sweep before getting back to her feet, running into the ropes, and rebounding back for a rushing leg drop.

Khan: “These two simply have an answer for everything that they throw at each other.”

Madden: “Do you always state the obvious incessantly?”

Amy lifts Crazyman back to his feet and gives him three hard chops across the chest, only to have Crazyman come back with a chop of his own. Crazyman moves in on Amy giving her a hard stomp on the foot followed up by a big kick to the stomach before going for a Russian leg sweep. Amy blocks the attempt and sends both wrestlers forward for a massive Stroke.

Khan: “Are you always such an asshole?”

Madden: “Pussy.”

Amy lifts Crazyman back to his feet and gives him a hard kick to the gut followed up by a swinging neckbreaker. Amy gets back to her feet and runs into the ropes and comes back with a running forward senton flip. Amy gets back to her feet with her back to Crazyman and hits him with a standing moonsault. Amy then goes for her sharpshooter that she calls the Farnsworth Paradox, only to have Crazyman pulls her into a triangle choke. Amy tries to fight it, but fades away into unconsciousness. Crazyman releases the hold and gets to his feet as the referee begins the ten count.

ONE

TWO

THREE

Amy hasn’t begun to move.

FOUR

FIVE

SIX

Amy slightly begins to stir.

SEVEN

EIGHT

NINE

Amy pulls herself up using the ropes before the ten count and glares over at Crazyman. The look on her face almost showing an element of satisfaction, almost as if she’s saying to herself, “so he can wrestle”. Crazyman returns the gesture with a sick smile of his own.

Khan: “That that was…”

Madden: “Interesting.”

Crazyman and Amy meet each other back in the middle of the ring and exchange a few quick shots before Amy hits a kick to the gut before whipping Crazyman into the opposite ropes. Amy goes for a kick to a rebounding Crazyman but Crazyman avoids the kick again and brings Amy down with a jumping knee strike.

Khan: “What the hell is wrong with you?”

Madden: “Is it my fault you’re so predictable?”

Crazyman lands on his feet as Amy crashes to the mat hard. Crazyman gives her a hard kick in the gut and ribs before lifting her to her feet and giving her two hard European uppercuts, before going for a spinning lariat that Amy ducks under. Crazyman turns to face her and grabs her by the head and drops her on her head for a DDT.

Khan: “Well, no… but…”

Madden: “But nothing, now shut up and call the fucking match!”

Crazyman picks the chair back up and drives it into Amy’s ribs and back before tossing it aside again and lifting Amy back to her feet, kicking her in the gut, and dropping her on her head with a cradle piledriver. Crazyman then walks over to the corner and takes down another bare-wire bat into his hands. Crazyman walks over to the ropes and reaches out to the fire, letting the bat catch ablaze.

Khan: “OH DEAR GOD! Crazyman has it on fire!!”

Madden: “That’s the spirit Khan.”

Crazyman turns back around to face Amy with extremely bad intentions, only to walk right into a full blast dose from the fire extinguisher that Amy brought down to the ring, putting the flames out. Amy rushes forward and hits him with the shining wizard. The referee begins the count as Amy gets back up.

Khan: “EUREKA!!”

ONE

TWO

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Crazyman hasn’t begun to move.

FOUR

FIVE

SIX

Crazyman rolls over.

SEVEN

EIGHT

NINE

Madden: “HE’S UP!”

Crazyman pulls himself back to his feet much to the distaste of Amy Rosen who lifts the fire extinguisher up to her and levels Crazyman with it. The referee once again begins the count as Crazyman lays there motionless.

Khan: “That could do it!”

ONE

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Crazyman begins to roll over

FOUR

FIVE

SIX

Crazyman gets up to his knees.

SEVEN

EIGHT

NINE

Madden: “He gets back to his feet.”

Amy, now even more frustrated tossed Crazyman into the corner and gives him five hard shots into the stomach with the fire extinguisher before stepping out onto the ring apron with the fire extinguisher in her hand. She pulls the trigger down on the flames, putting the patch out. Amy then jumps down to the floor and continues walking around the outside of the ring putting out the rest of the flames as she does. The crowd boos the absolute hell out of Amy as she does this, but she pays them no mind as she finishes off the last of the flames and rolls back into the ring, and Crazyman pushes himself out of the corner.

Madden: “Listen to this crowd! They are pissed!”

Khan: “What did I tell you? They want to see someone come close to burning to death. And they want it to be Amy… sexist homophobes.”

The two wrestlers charge into each other quickly meeting at the center of the ring, Crazyman goes for a tie-up but is foiled by Amy as she is able to pull off an arm wrench, from which she is able to land a hook kick into Crazyman’s face, which knocks him back several steps. Amy keeps on the offensive getting Crazyman into a fireman’s carry and flipping him over to a front pancake. Amy rolls over quickly grabbing Crazyman from behind and hitting him with a quick back suplex.

Khan: “That is where Amy is so dangerous, when she starts pulling moves in together.”

Madden: “Yeah, she definitely knows how to do those combinations.”

They both find there way to their feet as Crazyman blocks a punch and gives Amy several throat thrusts driving her back into the ring ropes. Crazyman whips Amy into the opposite ropes giving her a hard boot to the face on his way back driving Amy hard to the ground. Crazyman reaches down grabbing Amy by the throat lifting her back to her feet. He keeps his hand on Amy’s neck lifting her for a Sambo suplex. Amy has the presence enough to kick Crazyman in the chest forcing him to drop back to his feet.

Khan: “Great presence by Amy there!”

Madden: “Yeah, this is an entirely different Crazyman she met before, and she needs to make the proper adjustments.”

Crazyman charges forward leveling Amy with a vicious clothesline. Crazyman forces Amy to his feet again only to plant him into the mat again with a hard spinebuster. Amy gets up again despite the pain and dares Crazyman to do it again. Crazyman does so happily, throwing her over the top rope by the throat.

Khan: “Well that probably wasn’t the best of ideas.”

Madden: “Yeah, if she hadn’t put the fire out, she’d have lost already.”

Amy finds her way back to her feet on the outside as Crazyman steps down from the ring to the floor. Amy jumps on top of the apron and jumps back off, nailing Crazyman with a standing Fameasser. Crazyman rolls over a few times, sitting up right in front of the ring steps as Amy charges forward front dropkicking Crazyman’s head into the metal steps.

Khan: “RING STEPS TO THE HEAD OF CRAZYMAN!”

Madden: “Those feet of hers are very, very dangerous”

Crazyman lands a punch to the face of Amy forcing her back as he gets back to his feet. Crazyman storms over to the time keeper shoving him off his chair and grabbing it. He heads back over to Amy and bring the chair down hard onto her back.

Madden: “Remember fans… this match is no DQ so this is all legal.”

Khan: “They know John! They know!”

Crazyman drives the chair into Amy’s backside forcing her to move forward with each shot. Crazyman follows Amy with each movement until the pair finds themselves on the very top of the entranceway. Crazyman then throws the chair down to the metal floor and grabs Amy and hoisting her up and slamming her down for a powerbomb onto the steel.

Khan: “NO!!! AMY HAS GOT TO BE DEAD!!”

Madden: “Crazyman isn’t done!”

Crazyman then lifts Amy back up lifting her up for a tombstone piledriver. Crazyman walks with Amy in the position until he stands directly above the chair, then dropping to his knees tombstoning Amy into the chair in the process. The referee then gets down to make the count as Crazyman rolls back to his feet.

Khan: “We could have a new champion right here!”

ONE

TWO

THREE

Amy lies there motionless, seeming that there be no way that she’ll be able to get up.

FOUR

FIVE

SIX

Amy still lies motionless as Crazyman begins to smile.

SEVEN

EIGHT

NINE

Suddenly, Amy kips up back to her feet right before the ten count.

Khan: “Amy makes it!”

Madden: “Good god!”

Crazyman is now even angrier then before and attempts to lift Amy back up for a second tombstone onto the chair like before. This time however Amy hooks her legs around Crazyman’s neck spinning him back to the ground with a Headscissors takeover. Amy finds her way back to her feet as Crazyman lays on his back from the surprise of Amy still having fight left in her.

Khan: “Amy with a second wind!!”

Madden: “There is still hope for her left!”

Crazyman forces his way back to his feet leveling Amy with a fierce punch to the face that nearly takes her head off. Crazyman follows this up by dragging Amy to her feet by the throat and shoving his hand into her face, with his fingers deep in her eyes. Crazyman knees her in the stomach and hoists her high into the air… slamming her down on the steel with the face first jackhammer.

Khan: “Referee to make another count here…”

Madden: “He is just killing her now…”

ONE

TWO

THREE

Crazyman rolls back to his feet.

Khan: “Crazyman is back up, and he has something bad in mind.”

Madden: “Yeah, I don’t think he’s ready to let this end just yet.”

FOUR

FIVE

SIX

Crazyman lifts Amy back to her feet to break up the count, and then gives her a big punch to the face to send her back down to the steel. Crazyman gets back to his feet to play to get the chair as Amy kips up behind him. Amy charges him as she jumps up hooking her legs around his neck nailing him back to the steel with a reverse Hurricaranna. Both wrestlers get back to their feet quickly, as Crazyman takes a clothesline attempt at Amy only to have her duck the attempt and grab Crazyman from behind lifting him for a back suplex only to change it to a front pancake at the last moment.

Khan: “Amy is back in control of this.”

Madden: “What a move!”

Amy grabs the chair and lifts the chair high above her hand bringing it down onto the head of Crazyman. Crazyman gets thrown back into the wall of the entrance as Amy follows. She raises the chair again bringing it down on Crazyman’s head. Amy repeat’s the motion four more times. Amy raises the chair yet again bringing it down on the skull for a seventh time. Amy doesn’t even pause as she brings down the chair across the head yet again. Amy raises the chair for another yet, bringing it down for a ninth and tenth time onto the skull of Crazyman.

Khan: “DEAR GOD!”

Madden: “Why did she put him against the wall? What is she doing? Let him hit the floor! You have this won!”

Amy drops the chair to the ground as the blood flows freely from Crazyman’s head. Amy drops down of the edge of the entrance and walking to the folded tables. Amy sets up two tables right next to each other before stacking two more on each table.

Khan: “Amy has six tables stacked together!”

Madden: “I have no idea what the hell is going on!”

Amy goes back to a bleeding Crazyman and rolls him over onto the stacked tables. Amy walks over to the wall the underramp pulling out four pairs of handcuffs from underneath.

Madden: “How did she know…”

Khan: “She planned this!”

Amy handcuffs each limp of Crazyman to a table leg making him unable to move. Crazyman slowly comes to his senses as Amy walks off into the crowd, struggling to get free but finding all attempts to be in vain.

Madden: “Where in the hell did she go? All that for nothing?”

Khan: “Where is she?”

Amy is nowhere to be seen as Crazyman screams and demands to be released from the tables. Suddenly from the balcony directly to the right of the entrance ramp, Amy comes into view. Crazyman begins picking at the lock, trying to get free knowing what Amy is about to attempt.

Madden: ““NO! That crazy bitch isn’t!”

Amy stands on the railing and slowly turns her back to Crazyman. Amy then leaps backwards, twisting in the air before performing two full front flips, only to have Crazyman get free of the handcuffs and roll away off the tables, sending Amy’s body through them, destroying all six tables on the way down.

Khan: “MY FUCKING GOD!!! SHE MISSED THE ANNILIAHTRIX!!!”

The crowd sits into total stunned silence for several seconds before finally erupting into a loud explosive venue shaking chant of “HOLY SHIT!” “E! DUB! C!” “HOLY SHIT!” “E! DUB! C!” “HOLY SHIT!” “E! DUB! C!” “HOLY SHIT!”

Madden: “THEY’RE DEAD! THEY HAVE TO BE!”

The referee picks his way through the thousands of splinters to find Amy on the floor with Crazyman off to the side on the floor next to her. The referee begins to make the count.

ONE

TWO

THREE

Amy and Crazyman both lie there in the splinters, nearly dead.

FOUR

FIVE

SIX

Crazyman’s eyes flutter open as he rolls away from Amy and tries to get back to his feet.

Khan: “Crazyman’s moving…”

SEVEN

EIGHT

NINE

Crazyman barely makes it up, and even then, not so much standing as just kind off balancing there.

Madden: “He’s up!”

TEN

DING! DING!

The moment the bell rings, Crazyman falls back over onto the floor.

Winner and NEW Television Champion: Crazyman

[Michael Saint]

(We are backstage where we see Chupa, Beth, and Amy)

Amy: It is good to see you two on speaking terms again.

Beth: Yeah he called me a couple weeks back. He said he needed someone he could trust to get his back. I can do that.

Chupa: That is why you are the best of the best my friend.

Beth: And the next World Champion?

Amy: One can only hope.

(Saint enters the room.)

Saint: You ungrateful little....After all I did for you.

Chupa: You did nothing for her. She did this on her own talents.

Beth: I knew where my alliance is. Chupa is my friend and he is who I can trust.

Saint: You will never be World Champion now. You fucked yourself up.

Beth: You can't stop me. I will beat Hades and L1 then it is all over for you. Your title hopes are gone.

Saint: We shall see. You know you three look so happy together. Well next week you will be in the first round of the Trios Tournament together. You will start this off and you will not win.

Beth: I renounce FEAR. I renounce you Saint. I do not need you to survive.

Amy: Now you are in trouble Saint, because she was all that kept me from destroying your little group myself.

(Barry Brown enters)

Brown: Please don't fire me Mr. Saint! I want another chance.

Saint: What do you suggest.

Brown: I will get a team. We will take these three out on Rampage.

Saint: Fine, but do not fail me or you will regret it.

(Fade to the ring.)




[glow=orange,2,300]Fatal FOUR Way Elimination World Championship Caged Heat Match [/glow]
Victor Hades vs Beth Harte vs Level One vs Shadow Man (C)
vs vs vs

The WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE is on the line, but will the Champ be cleared to defend it? All hell is expected to break loose as the ring ropes are removed and a 15 foot high steel cage is all that separates the inside of the ring from the inferno of flames that surrounds the ring. The only way to win is by lighting your opponent on fire or by escaping the cage. Oh, did I mention that the cage itself has been rubbed down...with lighter fluid! Eliminated when set on fire or knocked down for a 10 count

Mean Gene: Ladies and Gentle-men, it is now time for your Uncensored Main-Event!!! The following match will be contested in a Triple Threat HEATED STEEL CAGE MATCH! A competitor is eliminated when knocked down for a 10 count, or set on fire! Introducing first…

Beth makes her way to the ring, waving to the fans. She raises her United States title high in the air, and receives a mixed reception by the crowd.

Mean Gene: Weighing in at 99 pounds, she is the current United States Champion! Beth Harte!

Beth Harte heads to the cage door, before folding her United States title, handing it to a nearby referee. She enters the cage, before stretching at a nearby turn-buckle awaiting her opponents.

Mean Gene: Introducing next…

The silence of the crowd stirs around the atmosphere of the arena as it suddenly becomes disturbed by the sound of a horrific and deafening scream, a white mist begins to seep through from the ramp way, its swirling life source, only to cast itself lovingly into the air and towards the stage.

Mean Gene: From Los Angelus, California! Weighing it at 260 pounds! He is Victor Hades!!!

"Digging up the Corpses" by Devil Driver blares across the helpless PA system. The delicate ears of the worried audience only to be crushed with pain as it drums through thoroughly. A masculine figure being recognized as the arena’s lights begins to fade into a dull dim… allowing the enticed eyes of the audience to rest upon his face, a tiny vulgar smirk placed firmly upon his cold pink lips as his intense white-out eyes survey the sea of fans. As he makes his way down to the ring, and into the steel cage.

Mean Gene: Introducing last…

‘’Put you on game’’ By Lupe Fiasco blasts the speakers, and the fans break out into a frenzy. Level-One steps out onto the ramp, red smoke swirls underneath him, as he looks out into the cheering crowd. Level-One’s eye brows shoot up, shocked by their reaction, and can’t help but smile in return.

Mean Gene: From…TORONTO CANADA! Weighing in at 265 pounds! Level-One!!!

The crowd cheers once more, as Level-One makes his way down the ramp. He stops by a nearby fan, eying down a ‘’Shadow Man sucks poster’’ Level-One laughs, before grabbing it, and raising it high above the air. Level-One tosses the poster care free back into the crowd, before making his way towards the steel cage. Level-One enters, and is immediately met by Victor Hades. Level-One smiles, and simply walks past him, before posing on a nearby turn-buckle.

Madden: Level-One is actually being cheered for once! His home-town is showing him some love.

Khan: Hard to believe, I know.

Level-One hops off the top turn-buckle, and meets both Beth & Victor Hades in the middle of the ring. The referee with the world title in his possession hoists it up in-front of the three competitors as the crowd cheers.

The lights in the arena slowly begin to dim as everyone in the arena quickly get's to their feet and begin to make some noise. "Invincible" by OK Go then begins to play over the Sound System as three strobe lights begin to pulse in the entrance way, fog then begins to rise from below the stage in front of the entrance.

The X-Treme Tron lights up counting down from 9 all the way to 1. It seems as though every single person is on there feet counting down the numbers. Once it gets to 0 large letters flash “IT'S SHOWTIME”.

(The crowd goes nuts!)

An enormous uproar of cheers now blends out the blasting of "Invincible"! A few moments later Shadow Man walks from behind the wall of Fog onto the stage. He stands their for a few seconds with a smirk on his face and begins to point to the fans who are screaming the loudest.

Shadow then looks towards the camera with a cocky yet confident look on his face as he begins to walk down the ramp and towards the ring. On the way he makes silly faces into the camera. After waving at the fans while walking down the ramp Shadow runs and slides onto the ring apron on one knee and holding onto the middle Rope, Shadow gets to his feet and in a cocky manor steps threw the first and second Ropes.

He then gets into the ring and runs over to the corner and jumps up onto the second turnbuckle. He pats himself on the chest twice and then points to all the screaming fans. He then points to the sky and pumps his fist for Memphis Reigns! Shadow then jumps down from the turnbuckle and turns around and leans in the corner

(Out from the back comes Big Mac)

Mac: Shadow Man what are you thinking.

Shadow: I am thinking I have a title to defend

(Cheers)

Mac: No you are not cleared to wrestle tonight.

(Booing)

Shadow: I do not care. That is not there title it is mine and I am not letting it go!

(Cheers)

Mac: You will not compete tonight!

(Shadow lays Mac the fuck out with a right hand.)

Shadow: You know what that is fine with me, but know this next Rampage I am getting my rematch and I will get back what is rightfully mine!

(Cheers)

[Michael Saint]

[glow=orange,2,300]3 Way Elimination World Championship Caged Heat Match [/glow]
Victor Hades vs Beth Harte vs Level One
vs vs

Madden: And the match is underway!

Victor Hades immediately shoots a knee to the stomach of Level-One catching him off guard. Beth slips in-front and follows Hades attack up, with a series of cross chops to the chest. Beth Harte Irish whips Level-One straight into Victor Hades, who nails Level-One with a huge spine buster which rattles the ring.

Level-One rolls on the mat, before getting to his knees. Beth Harte & Victor Hades share some heated words, but decide to continue their team work to eliminate Level-One early. Level-One makes it to his feet, and Victor Hades grabs hold of him.

Victor Hades throws his body weight back, dropping Level-One’s face into the mat. Victor Hades floats over, lifting Level-One’s head off the mat. Beth Harte takes a running and nails Level-One across the face with a drop kick.

Khan: Looks like FEAR is doing quite the damage on Level-One, he doesn’t look like he’s in a good position right now.

Madden: It’s a great strategy, I must admit.

Victor Hades and Beth Harte focus in on Level-One who does his best to escape his attackers. Victor Hades laughs, as he closes in on Level-One. Victor Hades grabs him by the arm, before ringing him in for a huge clothesline which nearly takes Level-One out of his boots. To add insult to injury, Beth Harte hits a standing moon-salt on Level-One. The physical dissection doesn’t fair well with the home crowd.

Crowd: Booooooo!

Khan: The crowd isn’t too happy, about FEAR’S team work here.

Madden: If this happened in any other crowd but this one; the reaction would be much different.

Victor Hades flips off the crowd, and heads back onto the attack. He grabs Level-One holding his arms behind his back, leaving him nearly defenseless. Beth Harte raises her hands to the crowd, and is booed in return. Beth Harte walks up to Level-One, a big smile across her face, as she mocks him in-front of her own home crowd.

Madden: these two go ways back, I can feel the emotion between these two.

Beth Harte goes to smack Level-One but she pulls back. Level-One eyes burn with rage, as she nod’s her head. Instead she reaches, and pulls off his face mask, which covers his face below the eyes. She looks at it, before tossing it to the side. Level-One dazed, can be seen uttering the words ‘’you fucking, bitch’’

Khan: She just un-masked Level-One that cannot be good.

Beth Harte raises her hand, before licking it. She winds up, and slaps Level-One right across the face, which can be heard in the cheap seats of the arena! The crowd boo’s in return. Level-One spits in her direction, as she winds up and hits him with a back hand right across the face, the crowd giving the same reaction. Level-One uses all his strength, and out powers Victor Hades, and breaks free!

But Beth Harte is to quick, and hits him with a dragonrana. Victor Hades points to the out-side of the ring, where the liquid fluid is pored over the out-side apron. Beth Harte jumps out of the ring, with no ropes to stop her. She reaches under the ring, and pulls out a table. Beth Harte, than proceeds to open up the table on the out-side of the ring.

Khan: I’ve never seen, Level-One be assaulted likes this, for as long as he wrestled here in the EWC!

Madden: This is what happens, when you put a man of many enemies, in the ring with his enemies.

Victor Hades grabs the near lifeless Level-One before dragging him to the middle of the ring. Beth Harte re-enters the ring, and immediately joins Hades in yet another assault. Victor Hades hooks one arm, and Beth Harte does the same, and they hit Level-One with a double Suplex! But wait, they hang on. They go up, and hit a second Suplex!

Khan: They’re going for the tri-vecta!

They get to the their feet, for a third this time bringing Level-One to the edge of the ring, with his back towards the table. They lift Level-One up, and look to toss him stomach first into the table! But no! Level-One is able to some how get his feet back onto the mat, sensing his only chance of survival.

Level-One using his strength, manages to turn the tables! With one swift lift, he’s able to Double Suplex both Victor Hades and Beth Harte, into the table below! Both competitors come crashing through the table, left twisted in the wreckage. Level-One, raises his right hand in the air, before doubling over in the middle of the ring.

CROWD: EWC, EWC, EWC!

Khan: Everyone is down, and the fans are off their feet!

Madden: Well at least SOMEONE is standing…

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4…


Level-One begins to stir, and makes it back onto his feet. Beth Harte & Victor Hades begin to do the same thing, and the referee stops his count. Level-One points to the crowd, who cheer him. Beth Harte & Victor Hades make it to there feet, and Level-One takes of running! He jumps out of the ring, nailing both Beth Harte and Victor Hades with a cross body. Level-One gets to his feet, and lets out a loud roar in celebration.

Madden: L1 is feeling it!

Level-One moves around the out-side of the ring carefully, due to the slippery gasoline in which is poured around the ring. He lifts up Victor Hades and slides him into the ring. Level-One hops up on the apron, and appears to be looking to hit a leg drop on the neck of, Hades. Beth Harte however, is on her feet and follows Level-One onto the ring apron.

Beth Harte nails Level-One from behind with a closed fist. Beth Harte sensing her chance, quickly hops up onto the ring post! Beth Harte in one swift motion hits a moon-salt! Level-One however is able to grab hold of her as she’s coming down. Level-One takes a short running start, before launching her in the air! She flips over, and her leg smashes Victor Hades right into his throat!

Khan: Does that still count, as Moon-salt Leg drop from the top rope?

Madden: No, I think Modified Moon-salt from the top rope, works. Don’t you think?

Victor Hades crashes against the out-side of the ring, and coughs of blood from his mouth. Beth Harte is grasping her leg in pain, before pulling herself up to her feet. Level-One is on the attack. He grabs Beth Harte from behind, before tossing her stomach first in the ring apron! He than rolls her into the ring, and than proceeds to enter himself.

Level-One grabs Beth Harte to her feet by her hair, before dragging her to the turn-buckle. Level-One takes the back of Beth Harte’s head, and proceeds to smash her face into the turn-buckle. Level-One grabs Beth Harte by her throat, before propping her up on the top turn-buckle.

Madden: They got Level-One fired up, and this doesn’t look good for Beth!

Khan: With no ropes in this ring, it really changes the dynamics of the match.

Level-One climbs onto the turn-buckle, but Beth Harte rakes his eyes, causing him to stumbled back words. Level-One shakes it off, and comes running back, eating a kick to the face. Out-side of the ring, Victor Hades makes it to his feet, still groggy from the leg drop.

Level-One comes back a third time, but Beth Harte jumps off the turn-buckle, hitting Level-One with a spinning hurricanrana! The force and direction, sends Level-One spinning out of the ring! Level-One however, is able to hook his legs around Victor Hades while coming down! Level-One isn’t able to get the leverage to throw Hades, with his own head scissors, and is held by Hades Mercy.

Khan: Oh shit! This doesn’t look good!

Victor Hades uses his strength, to spin around, launching the side of Level-One’s head into the steel cage! The impact is ground shattering, as the cage shakes back and forth. A large gash, is immediately seen on the top of Level-One’s head.

Victor Hades turns around, and Beth Harte breaks there team-work, by hitting him with a standing moonsalt to the out-side of the ring! Victor Hades however, is able to grab hold over her, and runs towards the steel cage! Beth Harte slips out of the hold, getting in behind Victor Hades. Beth Harte jumps up, and plants a well placed leg drop into the back of Hades, sending his face crashing into the steel cage.
Khan: That cage is a dangerous weapon, I can tell you that much.

Madden: Chances are; it’s going to be lit on fire before the night is over.

Level-One has made it to a vertical base, at the count of 8, and takes refuge away from the action. Beth Harte, has turned Victor Hades back against the cage, and rocks him with a few cross body chops, before Irish whipping his back straight into the ring apron, Victor Hades falls over to the ground, grabbing his back in pain.

Beth Harte plants some kicks to his chest, and tosses him back into the ring. Level-One seeing his opportunity, springs up and slips behind Beth. Level-One comes charging with a clothesline, but Beth Harte turns around in time and ducks the maneuver.

Beth Harte hits Level-One in the face with a few forearm shots. Beth Harte gains some space and charges at Level-One with a cross body! Level-One however grabs Beth Harte, and swings her for a side-walk slam! Beth Harte is able to reverse the maneuver, planting Level-One’s face into the mat with devastating DDT!

Khan: Beth Harte could very well walk out the NEW heavyweight champion tonight!

Madden: Well, I think either of these three can walk out the winner tonight—its why there in the match in the first place.

Victor Hades has got to his feet, and blind sides Beth Harte with a clothesline to the back of her head, sending her crashing to the mat. He spits blood onto the mat, Victor Hades is pissed. He pulls Beth Harte by her hair, and nails her with a throat spike!

Khan: I guess that shot was for revenge!

Beth Harte hits the match, grabbing her throat in pain. Victor Hades sees both of his competitors down, and he leaves the ring. Victor Hades searches under the ring, before pulling a huge ladder! Victor Hades puts the ladder inside of the ring, and than proceeds to set it up in the middle of the ring.

Madden: Victor Hades has something in mind!

Level-One gets to his feet, but Victor Hades knocks him back over with a clothesline. Victor moves back onto Beth Harte, grabbing her by her hair once more. Victor Hades lifts Beth Harte high in the air above his head.

Beth Harte struggles to break free, but Hades is determined to take her out. Victor Hades is now at the edge of the ring! Victor Hades tosses Beth Harte into the steel cage wall! Beth Harte however is able to grab hold of the cage, breaking the impact of the maneuver to virtually nothing! Victor Hades can’t believe it, as Beth Harte begins to climb the cage.

Madden: This may be a cage match, but she can’t escape it!

Khan: I think she’s just trying to escape Victor Hades the best she can!

Victor Hades follows Beth Harte up the cage; Level-One has risen to his feet, and follows pursuit. Beth Harte has reached the top beam of the steel cage. She crouches to keep her balance. Victor Hades soon climbs up onto the top beam, and is followed by Level-One.

Crowd: EWC, EWC, EWC!

Khan: What the hell are they doing? All three of them are up on the upper beam of the 15 foot steel cage!

Madden: Somebody is going to die, Khan!

Victor Hades is in-between both Level-One & Beth Harte. Victor Hades hits Beth Hare with a hard right, and nails Level-One in the face with an elbow. He repeats this process three times, as both Beth Harte & Level-One teeter on the steal cage. Beth Harte looks like she’s going to give, as she hangs off the side of the cage!

Khan: No, Beth Harte is done for!

Level-One fearing the worst, drops down and nails Victor Hades—invertally saving Beth Harte from the fall. Victor Hades eyes bulge out of his eyes, as Level-One turns him around. Level-One stands on top of the beam, the look of rage, passion, result to a fire lit up in his eyes.

Madden: Level-One said he was going to let ‘’her out’’

Khan: Yeah? And what exactly does that mean?

Level-One raises his left arm, before putting Victor Hades in between his legs. Level-One uses his strength to lift up Victor Hades in a power bomb position!

Khan: No, don’t do it! He’s going to kill him!

Level-One than tosses Victor Hades off the top of the steel cage, in a modified power-bomb maneuver! Victor Hades arms and legs stretch out into the air, as he comes crashing 15 feet of the steel cage, smashing into the announce tables, in which explode like a car bomb. Beth Harte looks down the mess, half terrified as her stable mate looks to be dead.

CROWD: HOLY FUCK, HOLY FUCK, HOLY FUCK

Madden: He just power bombed him off the steel cage into the Spanish announce tables!

Khan: Somebody get help for Hades, he’s might have just been killed out here tonight!

The ref with a twisted look of concern begins his count

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5…

Khan: There is no way; Hades’ is getting up from that folks.


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8…

The paramedics have made the way down the ramp, all scattering to the fallen Hades.

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10!



Victor Hades is eliminated!

Khan: Hades is eliminated, and doesn’t look to be moving AT ALL.

Madden: I hope he’s alright, but the action is still up on that beam right now, Khan!

Level-One showing no emotion, grabs Beth Harte by her hair! Level-One points to the bottom of the cage, where the Paramedic team circle the fall Hades. Level-One knees Beth Harte in her stomach, and hoists her up in power bomb position!

Khan: Not again, he’s going to kill her too!

Beth Harte throws punches on the top of Level-One trying to shake him, but Level-One doesn’t appear to be bothered. He lifts Beth Harte high in the air, and than throws her down, Beth Harte however is able to get her hands onto the beam of the steel cage for protection. Beth Harte hangs 15 feet upside down!

Madden: Beth Harte is in a tough position here, she’s holding on for her life.

Level-One uses his strength, and Beth’s hands are ripped off of the top beam. Level-One attempts another power bomb, but Beth Harte uses her quickness to swing her body, tossing Level-One off the steel beam, back into the ring!

Khan: Holy, Crap the ladder!

Level-One’s back is perfectly aligned with the ladder, causing the ladder to double over and fold! The ladder smashes the mat, and Level-One’s back smashes the ladder. Level-One’s eyes burn with extreme pain, as his legs kick up un-controllably

CROWD: WHAT THE FUCK, WHAT THE FUCK, WHAT THE FUCK!

Khan: Jesus Christ! I think she just broke Level-One’s back!

Madden: This doesn’t look good for Level-One at all right now! The ref has begun his count.

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Level-One’s legs stop kicking, as he appears to be knocked out.

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5…

Level-One shows signs of life, by throwing his left hand in the air

6…

Beth Harte begins to grow alarmed about the situation, and climbs up the nearest turn-buckle.

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8…

Level-One slowly begins to stir, and Beth Harte can’t believe it. Beth Harte stands up on the turn-buckle, ready to end it. She’s jumps off for the Harte Attack (450 splash) Level-One however is able to move out the way last minute, sending Beth Harte to crash against the mangled steel ladder!

Crowd: You fucked up, you fucked up, you fucked up!

Khan: These Canadian fans have quite the mouth on them—but holy shit, is this awesome!

Madden: These two are going to kill each-other if this continues

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Level-One pulls himself to his feet, grasping his back, his face burns with extreme pain.

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Beth Harte spitting up blood, forces her self back onto her feet, as both competitors stumble to the middle of the ring.

Khan: These two our warriors.

Madden: When you have the WORLD title on the line, you can’t help but go all out.

Both Level-One & Beth meet face to face. Beth Harte fights the pain by hiding it. She smiles in Level-One’s face however Level-One can’t help but do the same thing. He smiles, before sticking the middle finger right into the face of Beth. Beth slaps his hand away, and spits blood in his face!

Madden: It’s on now!

Level-One immediately answers back with a hard right and than a knee to her stomach. Level-One than lifts up Beth Harte for a Suplex, but Beth Harte is able to flip over behind Level-One. She grabs Level-One by wrapping her hands around his waist, but Level-One out-powers her and breaks free.

Beth Harte goes for a clothesline but Level-One ducks. Level-One grabs Beth Harte and hoists her up for the Darkness Shine (F-5) but Beth Harte elbows her way out. Beth Harte backs up, and charges Level-One with a cross body, but she’s caught in the mid-air!

Level-One hoists Beth Harte back onto his shoulders, and goes for another Darkness Shine! Beth Harte however grabs hold of Level-One’s arm, and wraps her legs around the second one! Beth Harte pulls back, as Level-One stumbles around, trying to break free of the submission maneuver!

Khan: Level-One is in trouble here! Beth may look to choke Level-One, knocking him out for the 10 count!

Beth Harte wrenches the submission maneuver causing Level-One to scream out in pain. Level-One stumbles around some more, before falling to one knee! Beth Harte still has the maneuver locked in keeping up the pressure, Level-One’s eyes slowly begin to close, and his face becomes cherry red.

The ref slips and checks on Level-One who looks to pass out. Level-one’s eyes however re-open, and a look of determination crosses his face! Level-One lets out a loud roar, and fights back to his feet! Beth Harte keeps up the pressure, but Level-One is determined to break free. Sensing his only chance for survival he throws himself back-wards driving Beth Harte into the mat!

Madden: Scary position for Level-One there, Beth had control of the maneuver.

Level-One breathes heavy, as does Beth Harte. Level-One slowly stumbles to his feet, and Beth Harte crawls her way to the opposite side of the ring. Level-One charges Beth Harte, but Beth Harte rolls out the way, and Level-One splashes the corner turn-buckle in return.

Beth Harte runs forward, and nails Level-One with a high knee to the face, and than proceeds to take him down with a bull-dog! Beth Harte hops up to the top rope, and quickly comes down with a Harte Attack, but Level-One rolls out the way, avoiding the maneuver once more.

Khan: That was a rushed maneuver on Beth Harte’s part there, she wants to end this quick.

Beth Harte gets to her knees, Level-One’s eyes light up, as he senses the end is near. His extends his thumb, running it across his throat as the fans cheer. Beth Harte turns around, and she is immediately hoisted up onto Level-One shoulders. Level-One carries her in the middle of the ring, before stalling the maneuver keeping the fans on there feet.

Madden: New champion, New champion!

…Than "Invincible" by OK Go then begins to play over the Sound System as three strobe lights begin to pulse in the entrance way, fog then begins to rise from below the stage in front of the entrance. Level-One turns his direction to the ramp, and tosses Beth Harte onto the mat below.

Madden: What the hell is he doing out here!?

A few moments later Shadow Man walks from behind the wall of Fog onto the stage. Shadow Man immediately takes a running sprint down to the ring, which has set Level-One of in anger. He points to the ref telling him ‘’to kick his ass out of here’’ but the ref tells him he can’t.

Shadow Man stops on the out-side of the cage, and laughs at Level-One. Level-One turns around and Beth Harte hits him with a low blow! Beth Harte than drives his face into the ring mat, sending the fans out into a frenzy.

Shadow Man smiles, before pulling out a steel pipe from his tights. Shadow Man tosses the pipe over the cage and into the ring. Beth Harte picks it up, and holds it in her hand.

CROWD: BOOOOOOOOOO!

Khan: No, not like this!

Madden: Shadow Man is going to cost Level-One the match!

Level-One stumbles to the ring, and Beth Harte smacks him right across the face with a steel pipe, splitting his head open in the process. Level-One’s eyes roll to the back of his head, and appears to be knocked out. The fans begin to throw garbage and beer at the steel cage, in anger.

CROWD: Bullshit! Bullshit! Bullshit!

The ref begins to count

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Madden: Not like this!

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Khan: Shadow Man has screwed Level-One again

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Level-One kips up to his feet! Shadow Man can’t believe it. Beth Harte stumbles back, as Level-One stumbles around the ring, with blood pouring down his face. Beth Harte swings the steel pipe once more, but Level-One ducks underneath, and nails her with spine buster!

Madden: And Level-One lives on!

Shadow Man shakes his head, and points at the cage. Shadow Man looks to climb it, but Level-One pulls a match from his tights, scrapes it across his shoe, and throws it to the out-side of the ring. The cage immediately catches on fire, as it spreads around the steel cage!

Madden: The fire is on!

Beth Harte rises to her feet, and is picked up by Level-One who holds her for the darkness shine! Level-One swings her in the air, planting Beth Harte to the mat with the darkness shine (F-5) Level-One points at Shadow Man who stares at the blaze in disbelief. The referee begins to count

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Khan: This is it, we have a new world champion!

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Wait! The ref stops counting. Level-One looks at the referee before pointing at Beth Harte. The ref simply turns around and leaves the ring, Shadow Man with a fire extinguisher blows out the flames on the door, allowing for the referee to exit the ring. Shadow Man pat’s the ref on the shoulders, as the ref takes off his shirt and hands it to Shadow Man.

Khan: What the hell is this? Is Shadow Man going to ref this match now?

Madden: Level-One had this match won!

CROWD: Bullshit, Bullshit, Bullshit

Shadow Man throws on the ref shirt, but before he can get in. Michael Saint comes crashing through the crowd, being cheered on by the fans!

Khan: What the hell is going on here?

Michael Saint turns Shadow Man around, nailing him with a steel chair that he’s grabbed from the crowd. Michael Saint than enters the steel cage! Beth Harte with a low blow on Level-One! Michael Saint than tells Beth Harte to head up to the top rope, Michael Saint holds down Level-One!

Madden: Saint wants to be the man who screw Level-One out of his win!

Beth Harte is ready to jump, but Saint quickly runs in her direction throwing his body weight against the turn-buckle, causing Beth Harte to crotch herself on the top rope. Level-One kips up, after playing possum!

Khan: What the hell is going on here tonight?

Level-One climbs up onto the top rope, with Beth Harte. He lifts Beth Harte onto his shoulders for The Darkness Shine! The cage has been engulfed with flames, and now burns in every direction. Michael Saint points to the steel cage and Level-One nods…

…Level-One jumps off the turn-buckle and hits The Darkness Shine (F-5) sending Beth Harte into the flaming hot steel cage! The flamed cage wall collapses and collides with the apron below. Beth Harte lies on the flaming cage door, engulfed with flames. Stage hands immediately put the flames out, as Beth Harte nearly burns alive!

CROWD: HOLY FUCK, HOLY FUCK, HOLY FUCK!

Madden: New champion, New Champion, Level-One has eliminated Beth Harte!

Khan: Michael Saint just caused Beth Harte the victory tonight!

The fans cheer, as Level-One is handed the World Heavyweight title. Shadow Man has risen to his feet, and chases Michael Saint and Level-One away from the ring, as the jump into the crowd escaping Shadow Man.

Level-One holds the titles close to his chest, before raising it high above the air. Michael Saint throws his arms around Level-One’s shoulder pointing to the world title, with a huge smile across his face. Level-One & Michael Saint, hold the title in the air together, as Shadow Man and Beth Harte look on.

Madden: I believe the Michael Saint, and Level-One age has just begun!

Khan: Level-One is the new world heavyweight champion, folks! History was made tonight, we’ll see you next week on Friday Night rampage!