FN'R/SNR Boston, MA - 6/27/2008

[Michael Saint]

[glow=blue,2,300]Saturday Night Rush[/glow]

Hometown Match
Jigsaw def Teddy Hart

[glow=blue,2,300]Rush Main Event[/glow]
Le Torche def Jason Temptation

(Full results for these two matches will be posted later tonight)

[Michael Saint]

(Put You On Game- By Lupe Fiasco blasts the PA system, as Level-One steps up on-top of the ramp. Red smoke swirls beneath him, and a string of red and blue pyro shoots up into the air he raises both of his titles high in the air, Michael Saint stepping out close behind.)

Madden: What a great champion, Level-One was is!

Khan: Great champion? Yeah, with Michael Saint by his side all the time—I’m sure he is.

(Level-One puts both his titles on each-shoulder and slowly begins to walk down the ramp, being booed loudly by the crowd. Level-One stops before eyeing down a fan, mocking the fan in the process. Level-One turns, and climbs up onto the apron. Michael Saint taking the route of the stair case. Level-One climbs up turn-buckle, hoisting both titles high in the air, as the crowd boos him loudly. Level-One hops down, before receiving a microphone by a stage hand.)

Level-One: As you can see—I have something special, in the ring for a certain someone!

The camera pans around the ring. The bottom of the ring is coated with red carpet. In the middle of the ring a stand with a mysterious black tarp—hiding the mystery underneath it. Michael Saint stands by the stand; arms folded sporting a cocky look upon his face.

Level-One: But before all you idiots, cream yourselves over what exactly that is—let me give you a few updates on what exactly is happening around here. You see, I and Saint have grabbed this federation by its throat—and we aren’t letting go of it, until we extract the last breath of air out of its wind pipe. This means, we kill off our competition. Beating everyone; until nobody is left to beat.

You see, Michael Saint RUNS this joint. He chooses who gets the pushes, he chooses who participates in the big matches, and he holds all the cards in his possession. In other words? We dedicate your fate.

Every single last one of you—even you fans! This program is run by Michael Saint! If El Chupacabra wants to cross this man? Michael Saint directs him to me, and I handle him accordingly. If men like Crazy Man wants to cross paths with me? Well, then…Ask Michael Saint what’s up!

(Level-One tosses Michael Saint the microphone. As Saint lifts the microphone to his lips—the crowd boos. Michael Saint nods his head and scoffs at them, before directing his full attention to the crowd)

Michael Saint: You see; we have a Main-Event set up for next week. Where Level-One is set to fight Crazy Man, 1 on 1.

(The crowd cheers, and begins to chant ‘’Na Fianna’s’’ name. Level-One shakes his head in disgust)

Michael Saint: After having a long talk with President Mac, he has given me the power to lift the World Heavyweight title stipulation, and its match—if I please. And guess what?

...I sure as hell please!

(The crowd boos, and begins a loud ‘’Bullshit chant’’ Level-One grabs hold of the microphone, and points down to the ramp)

Level-One: While Michael Saint has the power to do that; that’s not the way this all has to go down. You see me and Michael Saint are willing to meet with Crazy Man later on tonight, to make a deal so to speak. If Crazy Man still wants his title match than he’ll…

(The intro of Refused's "The Shape of Punk to Come" rings out over the PA. Flashes of light illuminate the arena as a plethora of weapons and foreign objects are thrown through the curtain and out onto the stage. As the rest of the band fall in onto the driving riff that powers the cacophonous song, a ball of fire explodes into the air and Crazyman bursts through the curtain wild-eyed and raging. He stops for a moment to survey the scene in front of him, before lifting the microphone to his lips)

Crazy Man: For someone whose skill supposedly out-shines mine; You’re acting very shady. Actually, I’d go as far as to say…you’re scared. You’re not scared, are you?

(The fans cheer, as Level-One stares up the ramp with rage burning in his eye. Level-One flashes the middle finger to the crowd, who boo him out of the arena at this point)

Level-One: Listen, you idiot! I’m not scared of you or anyone else for that matter! But we both know you want to join the WINNING side…

Crazy Man: Exactly. So should I head back up the ramp, and find El Chupacabra?

Level-One: Listen you smart-ass! You’ll be at that meeting tonight, or you’ll be stripped of your world title match!

Crazy Man: Please, don’t allow me to call you out on your bullshit! The match has been signed—not you or Saint can overturn my title match next week.

(Level-One looks to Saint, before uttering the words ‘’Is this true’’ Michael Saint scratches his head in confusion, before Level-One angrily turns around and directs is attention back up the ramp once more)

Level-One: Crazy Man. Let’s not be enemies. Look, you show up at that meeting, and perhaps we can smooth things over between us two…

Crazy Man: The only thing that needs smoothing over, is your road you drove towards that world title. You know, I think you spent more time cutting through short cuts than anything…

Level-One: Shut your mouth! Saint, un-ravel our bid!

(Michael Saint rips off a black tarp, to reveal 1 million dollars in a plastic case. Michael Saint hands Level-One the case, as he raises it in the air)

Level-One: Here I have 1 million dollars. One million dollars of my own money!

(Michael Saint taps Level-One on the shoulders, before pointing at the case uttering the words ‘’That’s my money’’ Level-One rolls his eyes, before directing his attention back to Crazy Man)

Level-One: Fine, 1 million dollars cold hard cash—Saint’s cold hard cash! This can be yours, if you hear us out…and accept our deal. Because we both know, there won’t be a higher bid—for your services. Hell, I think were being more than gracious offering you all this money.

So what’s your answer?

(The crowd boos, at Level-One’s offer, as Crazy Man stops and thinks. Crazy Man lifts the microphone to his mouth, but is cut off by Level-One)

…Ah, just what I thought. I’ll see you tonight.

(Level-One’s music hits, as he lifts up the world title, and the million dollar case. Crazy Man just stares emotionless down the ramp, as rampage cuts to a commercial)

[Michael Saint]

Opener
Maddog vs Daniel Cage

Daniel Cage and Maddog are in the ring, with Cage’s wife Kandi at ringside, as Rampage comes back from commercial.

Kahn: It’s been a dramatic start to the show so far, but now it’s time to really get things going with Daniel Cage versus Maddog.

Madden: Cage impressed a lot of people with his debut last week, but let’s see how he does with a veteran like Maddog.

The bell rings and both men lock up. Maddog with a go behind into a hammerlock. Cage reverses, but Maddog reaches between his legs and pulls Cage’s foot out from under him. With Daniel on his back, Maddog attempts an elbow drop, but the rookie moves out of the way and Maddog hits nothing but the canvas. Both men are back on their feet, waiting for the other to make a move.

Kahn: Cage may not have a lot of experience, but he’s certainly fast and strong enough to hold his own.

Madden: Maybe, but Maddog has spent years in the ring. He’s seen plenty of guys like Daniel Cage come and go.

Both men lock up again. Cage pushes Maddog into the ropes, and the referee calls for a break. As Daniel steps away Maddog rakes him across the eyes. Cage stumbles away and Maddog attacks him from behind, landing several hard forearm shots to the back before catching his opponent with a swinging neckbreaker. Maddog doesn’t waste any time, stomping on the head and chest of Daniel Cage before hitting a legdrop across his face. Maddog makes the pin.

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Cage gets a shoulder up. Maddog puts him in a headlock, but Cage powers to his feet and shoves his opponent into the ropes. Maddog comes back with a clothesline, which Cage ducks. Maddog bounces off the ropes and Daniel leaps into the air, planning to take him down with a dropkick, but the veteran has grabbed the ropes to stop himself. Cage hits the canvas, and once he’s back on his knees Maddog levels him with a running knee strike. Maddog ambles around the ring, pointing at his head.

Madden: Maddog outsmarted him that time, Kahn!

Kahn: Yeah, but the more time he spends bragging about it, the more time Daniel cage has to recover.

On the outside, Kandi is banging her fists against the apron, crying desperately at her husband, willing him back to his feet. Maddog turns his attention to her and makes an obscene gesture that has the crowd booing him. He didn’t notice that Cage, climbing back to his feet, also saw it, and the look of anger on his face is palpable. Maddog turns around to see Daniel Cage on his feet and furious. Cage steps up to Maddog and gets in his face for insulting Kandi. Maddog doesn’t back down, and eats a hard slap across the face. He answers with one of his own, but Cage is too angry to feel the pain. He blasts Maddog with a thunderous right, then another, and a third, before landing a crushing discus punch that knocks the veteran off his feet! Maddog is back up and charges Cage, only to get caught in the powerful arms of the rookie, who throws him overhead with a belly to belly suplex!

Kahn: Daniel Cage is on fire!

Madden: You’d think Maddog would know better than to insult another man’s wife - especially when that man is wrestling you!

Cage picks up Maddog and whips him into the corner. Daniel is close behind, holding his opponent by the hair as he steps up onto the middle ropes. He raises his fist in the air, before driving down into the face of Maddog. The crowd count along with each punch.

Crowd: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9-

Cage is stopped with a low blow before he can deliver the final shot. He steps back in pain, and Maddog hops up onto the second rope before jumping forward with a flying shoulder block. With cage down, Maddog struggles to his feet, getting his bearings. He goes back on the attack; as Cage starts to rise he is met with a flurry of punches followed by a roundhouse kick to the face that knocks him back down. Maddog climbs the nearest corner and leaps off with a moonsault, but cage gets his knees up! Both men are on the ground, Daniel Cage holding his head and Maddog rolling across the ring, clutching his ribs.

Kahn: Both men taking plenty of punishment, with neither having a clear advantage yet!

Madden: This match is a lot closer than I thought it would be.

Both men slowly climb to their feet. Maddog rushes forward to stay on the offensive, but he leaves himself wide open, and Cage drives him into the mat with a Samoan drop! Maddog howls in pain and holds hi ribs as Cage makes a cover.

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Kick out by Maddog. Cage picks up him up and whips him into the ropes. Daniel attempts a spinebuster, but it’s reversed into a DDT! Maddog spikes Cage’s head into the canvas, but doesn’t let go, locking in a guillotine choke, his legs wrapped around Cage’s torso to block any escape. Daniel struggles, but the hold is locked in tight, and with the loss of oxygen to the brain, he’s starting to lose consciousness!

Kahn: This looks bad for Daniel Cage!

Madden: Maddog caught the rookie with a submission out of nowhere, and Cage has no way of getting out!

Kandi tries her best to keep her man going, yelling at him to keep him awake, but Cage is fading fast. The referee asks him if he wants to quit, but Daniel waves “no” - he doesn’t have enough air to say it. Cage stops struggling and the referee lifts up his arm.

It drops once.

It drops twice.

It’s going down - but no! Cage keeps the arm in the air, then with both hands starts to work his way up. He struggles with everything he’s got left, and slowly manages to get onto his feet. Maddog is still on him though, with his legs still wrapped tightly around Daniel’s body. Cage strikes the exposed ribs of Maddog again and again, until the veteran loosens his body scissors, but still keeps the front facelock. Cage hits him with more and more shots to the ribs, before reversing the hold into a northern lights suplex! Both men are back down and gasping for air. The referee starts his count.

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Both men are back up, shaky as they are. Maddog throws a big punch, and Cage replies with one of his own. They trade blows back and forth until Cage gains the upper hand, whipping Maddog across the ring and almost taking his head off with a running lariat! Maddog stumbles back up on wobbly legs, only to taste a running forearm smash! Cage is on his feet, screaming into the heavens, and the crowd go wild!

Kahn: Daniel Cage is running on nothing but adrenalin and the will to win!

Cage is standing in the corner, shouting at Maddog to get back to his feet, the intensity burning in his eyes. Maddog climbs back to a vertical base and turns around to meet Cage, who takes him back down with The Memphis Rage! He covers!

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WINNER OF THE MATCH: DANIEL CAGE

(Commercial)

Singles Match
Amy Rosen vs Serial Killer

the music starts as serial killer comes out then rases his arms in a crusafix. after he puts his arms down he walks to the ring rubbing his left thumb under his nose a few times. when he gets to the ring he roles in and crwals to a corner and sits till he gets a mic or his apponent comes out

She Blinded Me With SCIENCE!

Amy Rosen strolls casually out from behind the curtain and out onto the stage. Amy looks up into the lights with her eyes closed as if she expects the crowd to begin throwing roses at her feet. When she looks down and sees nothing there, she just sort of shrugs and strolls inattentively down to the ring.

SCIENCE!

There is an explosion of pyros, which you wouldn’t know by looking at Amy, who seems as if she hadn’t even noticed, before walking up the steels steps and getting into the ring. Amy looks around as if finally realizing where she is, and finally prepares herself for the match

(Before the match can start Saint appears on the tron.)

Saint: Now Amy you want to mess around with young Serial Killer here. Make a fool of him. Well the joke is on you I am afraid. He requested it and I am going to make it so. This match is officially conducted under Hardcore Rules!

(Amy shrugs and Killer laughs)

Khan: Could be bad for Amy.

Madden: With the background Killer has yeah it could very well be a bad sign for her.

(The bell rings as the two competitors go to the center of the ring. Amy looks over Serial Killer with a smile on her face. Amy turns a bit and starts to laugh. Serial Killer does not seem to be too amused, but Amy yawns and Serial Killer snaps nearly taking off her head with a clothesline. Killer starts to lay in the heavy stomps to the body of Amy who rolls to the outside. Killer follows and gets a chair. Amy is leaning against the ring post and Killer swings for her head, but Amy ducks and the chair bounces back nailing Killer in the face. Amy picks up Killer and rolls him back in the ring. Amy goes for a cover

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kickout by Serial Killer.)

Khan: Killer off his game it seems.

Madden: And we are in his element even.

(Amy rolls to the outside and grabs the chair. It looks like Amy is going to level Killer with a chair shot, but she throws it out of the ring. Amy sits in a corner and starts to taunt her opponent. Amy starts to mimmic dusting off the mat a bit before lying down and pretending to fall asleep. Killer gets to his feet and looks over. Once again overcame with anger Serial Killer rushes over this time dropping an elbow on the back of Amy. Cover

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kickout by Amy. Killer signals for his finisher, but Amy takes out the legs of Killer and locks in A Sharpshooter. Killer is reaching for the ropes, but is unable. Amy drags him to the center of the ring and Serial Killer taps out!)

Winner: Amy Rosen!

(Amy grabs the mic post match.)

Amy Rosen: You see you can't beat me when the rules are in your favor Serial Killer, but now it is my turn. Next week I challenge you to a pure wrestling match. I am not some boring garbage wrestler like you. I am a real wrestler and next week we fight in my environment. All rope breaks and counts are enforced. Use of a hardcore object is DQ. Lets see if you can do something other than fight like some beggar off the streets.

(Commercial)
(Commercial)

[Michael Saint]

(Open in the office of Michael Saint where we see Maddog and Nunez arguing.)

Nunez: Well hell at least I win matches. You have not been doing much of that lately.

Maddog: For a former EWC Champ your title scene has been non existant what about that one?

Saint: Stop both of you right now! Come on you are partners!

(Lena enters the room.)

Lena: I can handle this Michael. Our Trios Tournament Semi Finals will be coming up soon. These two are on a team and you want to give them a by to the finals. Since they want to fight so bad they need to fight next week against one another.

Maddog: That is more like it. No more rookies for me.

Nunez: Whatever I just want a title shot soon.

Saint: Jesse you have a match get to the ring and show me something.

(Fade to the ring)

Tag Team Match
Jesse Nunez and Jason Carpenter vs Na Fianna

As Becoming the Bull hits. Jason waits behind the stage, waiting for the song to really kick it into gear. As the guitar riffs start to wail, Jason walks out on stage. He raises his arms out to the crowd, and points toward the ring, as he does; the ramp down to the stage erupts in flame.

The fire dies down, and small puffs of flame escape all over the stage, Jason begins to walk down the ramp, He high fives a few fans as he goes down. He hops up the stairs to the ring and points up to the second floor as he enters. Once in the rings, he walks around for a bit before, smiling and getting down on his knees. Jason bows before the crowd, before sliding out to await his opponent.

Ann Ouncer: Introducing first! From Burlington, Vermont! Weighing in at 214 pounds! He is Jason Carpenter!!!

People watching at home see Jesse's X-tron playing on their screen for a few moments. Then it returns to the stage area and Jesse is standing there looking down at his feet with his forearms crossed in front of him. He stands there for a few moments as then Jesse lifts his head up and gives a smirk as he then puts his arms in the air doing the “Word Life” hands as the fans cheer.

Ann Ouncer: Introducing his tag-team partner…From Phoenix Arizona! Weighing in at 240 pounds! He is Jesse ‘’The Prodigy’’ Nunez!!!!

Jesse looks around the stadium and notices two empty seats. Jesse Nunez nods his head before sliding into to the ring, throwing up his Word Life fingers, receiving a mixed reaction by the crowd. Jesse Nunez turns to see Carpenter, who simply nods his head.

The intro of Refused's "The Shape of Punk to Come" rings out over the PA. Flashes of light illuminate the arena as a plethora of weapons and foreign objects are thrown through the curtain and out onto the stage. As the rest of the band fall in onto the driving riff that powers the cacophonous song, a ball of fire explodes into the air and Crazyman bursts through the curtain wild-eyed and raging. Rorschach steps ahead walking down to the ring, head slightly bowed, and each step slow and deliberate.

Ann Ouncer: Now, introducing Na Fianna! First from parts unknown! Weighing in at 290 pounds! He is Rorschach!!!

…And from Akron, Ohio! Weighing in at 240 pounds! He is the current TELEVISION CHAMPION! Crazy Man!!!

He stops for a moment to survey the scene in front of him, an arena of EWC fans baying for blood. Upon reaching the ring, he rolls quickly inside. Slowly he gets to his feet, and paces the squared circle, head down, smacking his face to get his blood flowing, while Rorschach removes his ring attire on the out-side of the ring. Crazy Man nod’s to Rorschach singling to him, he’ll start off the match.

Madden: There’s plenty of explosive elements in this match tonight!

Khan: Well, Rorschach is a monster and Crazy Man has some fine tuning to handle for his big match next week.

Madden: Jason Carpenter, is an upcoming star who improves every time he steps foot in the ring and Jesse Nunez is out here with something to prove.

Khan: We’ll see who comes out on-top, take it to the ring!

Jason Carpenter nods to Jesse Nunez, who simply shrugs his shoulders and steps out between the ropes. Crazy Man approaches the middle of the ring, as does Jason Carpenter, the Ref quickly calling for the bell.

Khan: And the match is officially under way!

Crazy Man & Jason Carpenter shake hands, before both circling each-other. Crazy Man & Jason Carpenter engage in a lock-up. Crazy Man uses his strength to back Jason Carpenter towards the corner turn-buckle, but Jason Carpenter uses his speed to turn around flipping the tables. Jason Carpenter with Crazy Man backed against the turn-buckle nails him with a knee to the mid-section.

Jason Carpenter nails Crazy Man with a chop block, showing shades of Ric Flair.

Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Shot after shot, Jason Carpenter nails Crazy Man until he goes red in the chest. Crazy Man grasps his chest, as Jason Carpenter backs up. Jason Carpenter with a running start flies through the air with corner splash, but Crazy Man slips out shoving Jason Carpenter stomach first into the top-turn buckle!

Khan: Beautiful maneuver by Crazy Man

Madden: These guys can go toe to toe—I’ll tell you that much.

Crazy Man shoves Carpenter back first into the ropes, and nails him with chop blocks of his own! Jason Carpenter wheels away from the corner turn-buckle, Crazy Man following close behind. Crazy Man nails Jason Carpenter with a few shots to the face, before Irish whipping him into the ropes.

Carpenter comes rushing forward, going for a clothesline—but Crazy Man ducks under. Crazy Man turns around, kicking Carpenter down low before throwing Carpenters arm over his neck, hitting him with a quick snap Suplex.

Madden: That’s the deal breaker right there!

Crazy Man is up to his feet, as Jason Carpenter scrambles away from him. Jason Carpenter hops up, and drives for the tag…but Nunez isn’t there! Nunez is out-side of the ring, peering his head looking for someone in the crowd. The once empty seat, are now filled with two beautiful girls, one sporting blonde hair, the other long black hair both girls wave at Jesse Nunez in return. Nunez turns around, and is rocked with a huge boot by Rorschach who then simply walks away.

Madden: Who the hell is this kid looking for? He needs to stay focused.

Jason Carpenter curses, as he gets to his feet. Jason Carpenter turns around, only to be rocked by a running close-line by Crazy Man. Crazy Man then grabs hold of Carpenters hand, before dragging him to the other-side of the ring. Crazy Man props Jason Carpenter against the turn-buckle, before making the tag to Rorschach.

Khan: The big man is in!

Rorschach enters the ring, before placing his boot against the throat of Jason Carpenter, with the ref slipping in between, Rorschach lets go with a simple nod. Rorschach lifts Carpenter to his feet by his arm, before hoisting him onto his shoulders. Rorschach runs forward, but Jason Carpenter slips out behind. Driving Rorschach down with a reverse DDT!

Khan: And the big man goes down!

Madden: And finally Nunez, has made his way back up onto the apron.

Jason Carpenter stumbles over to Jesse Nunez; asking him about his whereabouts. Jesse Nunez shrugs it off, and asks for a tag. Unfortunately, the argument between the two, results Rorschach turning Carpenter around. Rorschach grabs hold of Jason Carpenter’s throat, hoisting him in the air slamming him down with a two handed choke slam! Rorschach for the pin!

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Jesse Nunez breaks it up, with a boot to the back of Rorschach. Crazy Man angered, enters the ring and charges forward knocking Jesse Nunez down with a close-line. Jesse Nunez to his feet, as Crazy Man sends him to the rope—proceeding to take him and Nunez over the top rope, with a clothesline!

Khan: The two illegal men, are now momentarily out of the equation.

Inside the ring, Rorschach towers over Jason Carpenter to grabs at his ankles. Jason Carpenter slowly pulls himself to his feet, using the tights of Rorschach. Carpenter is to a vertical base, as he’s hoisted up by Rorschach. Rorschach goes for the Sit-down Tombstone Piledriver, holding Jason Carpenter stalling the maneuver.

Madden: Looks like Rorschach is going to let the blood rush to Carpenters head, before putting him out.

Outside of the ring, Jesse Nunez has tripped Crazy Man face first into the announce table. Jesse Nunez seeing Carpenter in trouble quickly grabs a chair ring side, Jesse Nunez slips behind the apron, ducking low.

Khan: What the hell is Nunez doing?

Jason Carpenter does his best to fight he maneuver, as he begs to grab the back of Rorschach’s heels, the tugging seems to work, as Rorschach is wheeled back against the ring ropes…

…BAM! Jesse Nunez nails Rorschach in the back of the head, before quickly tossing the steel chair under the ring. Rorschach falls over, as Jason slips under the big mans feet. Jesse Nunez hops up, tags himself in! Carpenter looks at Nunez confused, as Nunez pumps his shoes.

Madden: Brilliant move by Nunez! This kid is doing what he needs to win, if he keeps this up, he’ll be right back at the top where he belongs.

Khan: This is cheap! Plain and simple!

Crazy Man rolls under the bottom, and charges Nunez! Nunez sees this, and slips out! Crazy Man hits the turn-buckle, and Nunez shoves Jason Carpenter right into them, the force sends both men flipping over the ropes to the out-side of the ring. Rorschach stumbles to his feet, as Nunez waves his hands in-front of the face as the fans chant ‘’You cant’ see me’’

Khan: No, not like this!

Jesse lifts Rorschach onto his shoulders. Jesse his face becoming red, from the weight of the big man, than uses one blast of the strength to then flip over Rorschach back first onto the mat. Jesse Nunez slips down, before quickly hooking the leg!

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Winner: Jesse Nunez & Jason Carpenter

Jesse Nunez doesn’t take much time to celebrate as he rolls out the ring, under the bottom rope. Jesse Nunez than climbs through the crowd, searching for the two girls. However; the seats are once again empty. Out-side the ring; Jason Carpenter and Crazy Man nod there head at each-other. Crazy Man rolls under the bottom rope to tend to Rorschach, as Jason Carpenter slowly backs up the ramp slapping a few hands in the process.

(Commercial)

[Michael Saint]

[glow=Limegreen,2,300]World Tag Team Championship Match[/glow]
Haven's Outlaw and Angel vs El Chupcabra and Level One(c)

The arena lights start to flicker before going out. From the top of the rampway, the crowd hears a motorcycle revving up as Rob Zombie's "Demon Speeding" starts playing softly before blaring from the speakers. Veronica walks out first and then looks at her watch. Outlaw walks and shrugs her off and walks to the ring, ignoring the fans that are around him. Outlaw hops over the top rope removes his hat and jacket. He waits a minute before taking the shades off and handing them to Veronica.

Lights go out, Angel's theme music 'Dont'cha' by The Pussycat Dolls fills the arena. Angel comes out and stands at the top of the ramp next to her bodyguard Grant. She raised her arms above her head into an 'x' as firewords crisscross in front of her. Then they walk down the ramp, Angel shaking hands with all her fans. Once they get to the ring, Grant walks up the steps before her, openes up the ropes for Angel to enter the ring. Once inside the ring she walks over to one of the corner climbs up the ropes and pumps her fists in the air.

The lights in the arena go out as the intro to Pulse of the Maggots begins to play

"This is the year where hope fails you
The test subjects run the experiments
And the bastards you know, is the hero you hate
But cohesing is posssible if we strive
Theres no reason, theres no lesson
No time like the present, telling you right now
What have you got to lose, what have you got to lose
Except your soul...who's with us!"

BANG

Pyro explodes as El Chupacabra comes to the ring.

Put You On Game- By Lupe Fiasco blasts the PA system, We sit around about thirty seconds, but no Level One. The fans are getting restless as the World Champ has not made an appearance.

The ref looks at Chupa who shrugs his shoulders. The ref goes to the announcer.

Announcer: The ref has informed me that if Level One does not come to the ring that his team will be DQ'ed!

(Angel and Outlaw start to yell before grabbing a mic.)

Angel: So you can't beat us so you have to get a DQ win to retain huh Chupa? Some man you are.

(Chupa takes the mic from her.)

Chupa: You know what start the damn match. If my partner comes down fine if not? Well I guess I have a handicap match to win.

(The ref calls for the bell.)

(The bell rings as Chupa has to start the match off with no partner. Outlaw starts off for his team. Outlaw locks up with Chupa who goes behind and gets him into a hammerlock. Outlaw goes for an elbow, but Chupa ducks under and takes him over with a suplex. Outlaw up and Chupa with a dropkick that sends him back into his corner. Outlaw tags in Angel. Angel gets in the face of Chupa and slaps him. Angel with a takeover and gets Chupa on the mat. Chupa slowly gets up and the gives Angel a back suplex to get out of the hold. Angel is up and Chupa with an arm drag. Chupa goes for a cross arm breaker, but Angel gets herself to the ropes to break the hold right away. Chupa breaks the hold, but before Angel gets up Chupa kicks her in the arm. We get a double screen view of Level One and Saint in a room talking to Crazyman.)

Khan: What the heck? He has a title match what is he doing?

Madden: Who knows with Level One. Should we be calling the match?

Khan: Maybe

Madden: Can I get you replaced with Jim Ross?

Khan: No Vince wants to run him into the ground by making him call Smackdown before finally firing him.

(Chupa continues to work over the arm of Angel who seems to already be hurting. Chupa goes to lock in another hammerlock, but Angel gets a poke to his eyes before tagging in Outlaw. Outlaw comes off the top with a double axe to the head of Chupa. Outlaw picks up Chupa and slams him hard to the mat. Outlaw off the ropes and comes back with a running senton splash to Chupa. Outlaw with a cover

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kickout by Chupa. Outlaw goes for a suplex, but Chupa blocks and quickly gives Outlaw a spinning neckbreaker. Chupa looks over to his corner, but does not see a partner before turning back around. Outlaw feeds Chupa a right hand before taking him over with a snapmare. Outlaw goes whips Chupa to the ropes and goes off the other side and nails a clothesline.

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kickout by Chupa. Outlaw scoops up Chupa and slams him before tagging Angel back into the match. We go to a split screen to see Crasyman sitting at the desk with the case full of money in front of him as Saint and Level One continue to talk to him about something.)

Khan: Angel back in the match.

Madden: And the money is on the table. What is this about?

Khan: Maybe Level One is showing Crazyman how much he could save by switching to Geico.

Madden: Nice product placement.

(Angel is in. Angel and Outlaw which Chupa to the ropes. Angel hits the other side and looks like she is going for the same thing that Outlaw hit just before, but Chupa when he gets to his side of the ropes leaps on the top rope and springs back spinning in mid air to connect with a kick to the face of Angel.)

Khan: Tidal Crush Kick by Chupa.

Madden: Ala Low Ki.

( Angel is to her knees and Chupa lays in a kick to her chest. A second. A third. Chupe measures Angel and gives her a buzzsaw kick to the side of her head. Chupa picks up Angel and sets her up. GFY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Chupa connects!

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Outlaw in the ring to break up the sure pin. Chupa is shaking the cob webs loose as we go to split screen again to see Level One and Saint now screaming and arguing with Crazyman in the room.)

Khan: This match is almost as hostile as that meeting.

Madden: You know what you may just suck worse than Mike Adamle the dude on ECW.

(Angel able to make a tag to her partner and Outlaw is back in the match. Chupa is done shaking the cobwebs out, but her turns around into a chokeslam from Outlaw. Outlaw with a cover


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kickout by Chupa. Chupa stands up and Outlaw with a big boot to the face. Chupa is on the mat and when he stands up he gets a Superkick to his jaw.

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kickout again! Outlaw sets up for The Six Shooter, but Chupa is able to reverse and give him The DOA!!!! Chupa does not cover he locks in The Chupacabra Lock!!!!!!!!! It is over, but Angel has the ref distracted. Outlaw taps, but the ref is not watching. Chupa finally stands up. Chupa has Angel by the hair and she throws a wrench in the ring to Outlaw. Chupa lets her go and the ref is watching her. The ref does not see Outlaw blast Chupa between the eyes with the wrench. We are split screen and the argument in the office continues to go on.)

Khan: Chupa is out.

Madden: And the titles are gone it looks like.

(Outlaw drops an elbow on the now bleeding Chupa and covers him

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kickout!!!!! Outlaw drops a few more elbows onto Chupa before picking him up and delivering The Six Shooter!!!!!!!

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kickout by Chupa again!!!!!!!!!!Outlaw looks up at the ref in disgust. Outlaw goes to pick up Chupa who hits him a few times, but Outlaw kicks him between the eyes again and puts him on the mat. The screen goes split again in the meeting. The arguement continues to go on, but Level One turns to see Chupa on the mat bleeding at the hands of his two opponents. Level One leaves the room.)

Khan: Trouble is on its way.

Madden: Who will he help out here?

(Back in the ring Outlaw tags Angel back into the match. Angel sets up Chupa and gives him Heaven's Gate!!!!!!!!!!!

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Level One in the ring and breaks up the fall!!!!!)

Khan: Level One with the save.

Madden: I knew it was all good.

(Chupa makes a tag! Level One with a clothesline to Angel. Dropkick to Outlaw. Level One has the challengers on their last legs. Level One has Angel up in a firemans carry and Chupa in the ring. Chupa Superkicks the side of Angel's head as Level One hits The Darkness Shine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Cover

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Outlaw breaks up the pin. )

Khan: So close

Madden: The champs might pull it off.

(Chupa with a spear to Outlaw. Chupa grabs Level One and says something to him. Level One gets Angel into an electric chair. Chupa springs off the ropes and hits Tidal Crush Kick knocking Angel off the shoulders of Level One!!!!)

Khan: Doomsday Tidal Crush

Madden: Insane!

(Outlaw back over he charges, but gets a green mist spit into his face!!!!!!! Chupa goes out long enough to get the tag. Level One sets up Outlaw and delivers The Level Advance!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Chupa walks over to Angel. Chupa goes to whip her to the ropes, but Angel reverses. Angel charges, but Chupa moves and she hits the ringpost shoulder first! Angel stumps into the waiting arms of Chupa who gives her a Northern Light Suplex, Chupa rolls through into a Cross Arm Breaker Submission Hold!!!!!!!!!!!! Angel is nowhere near the ropes as Chupa wrenches her arm! Angel Taps!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Winners and STILL EWC TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS: El Chupacabra and Level One!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

After the match El Chupacabra stare eye to eye, both mouthing words back and forth. Before a fight can break out, Michael Saint appears at the top of the ramp—as the crowd boos. Level-One and El Chupacabra both turn around, to see Michael Saint on the top of the ramp, microphone in hand)

Michael Saint: El Chupacabra, brother. On the behalf of Level-One I would like to sincerely apologise, for his short absence in your match tonight. You see, I and Level-One had a meeting with Na Fianna…and it ran a little late, so to speak. Let me assure you however; the meeting went, just perfect.

(El Chupacabra looks over to Level-One who in return glances over, with a sly smile, nodding his head confirming what Saint had to say)

Michael Saint: You see, Level-One will be taking on Crazy Man next week. With the persuasion of a total of 1 million dollars, Na Fianna has agreed on a certain stipulation. A stipulation in which will be dubbed a ‘’World Title Vs. Contract’’ match.

(The crowd boos, as El Chupacabra looks on)

Michael Saint: You see, if Crazy Man wins? He’ll be the NEW world champion. But if Level-One wins? Crazy Man & Rorschach will be contracted to side with ‘’The One Franchise’’ weather they want to, or not.

(The crowd starts a bullshit chant, as Level-One laughs, at the crowd fueling their anger further)

Michael Saint: The things money can buy…even in advance. You see, out of this 1 million dollars—Na Fianna has received a $5, 000 cut. So, El Chupacabra…when you wake up, after being knocked un-conscious? You’ll know exactly, why.

(El Chupacabra turns around, and is nailed with a steal chair by Crazy Man! Rorschach, stands near behind Crazy Man, not moving an inch. The crowd, shocked gives Crazy Man a mixed reaction. Level-One laughs, as he approaches El Chupacabra, but Crazy Man is just as quick to charge at Level-One, who slips out through the ropes. Level-One throws his hands up in the air, as if he couldn’t care less, backing up the ramp)

Level-One (Un-auditable): I’ll see you next week, Crazy Man!

(El Chupacabra lies knocked out in the middle of the ring, as Crazy Man tosses the chair aside, singling for the world heavyweight title)