MNB - KINGSTON, JAMAICA 08.11.08

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The Extreme Wrestling Corporation presents
Live on SPIKE TV and SCI-FI
MONDAY NIGHT BRAWL
"ALL HELL BROKE LOOSE LAST WEEK ON BRAWL. WILL WE SEE MORE OF THE SAME THIS WEEK??"

EWC BRAWL
August 11th, 2008
Kingston, Jamaica
Commentators: Skippy & Joe Aiello
Backstage help: Ace Heart

The EWC logo appears, and then clips of the Inter Brand Feud that has been building up for some time starts to play. The instrumental version of “What I've Done” by Linkin Park plays in the background, and the screen has a tint of red in it to show that it's regarding Monday Night Brawl. It shows all of the newly formed alliances, and then shows FORCED RETRIBUTION come to the ring during Sean Ferguson and Jay Cee Vs Level One and Kevin Connor's match. It shows BDC hitting the Blackout on Kevin Connor, and how Level One turned his back on his partner. It then switches to a shade of grey to show that it's regarding Wednesday Night Warfare – aka HcW. It shows the hype of F'R's first match and the shock from the crowd concerning their loss. It then shows a masked man beating down F'R and then revealing himself as Level – One. There's a sickening CRACK as Level – One hits Shadow Man with a sledgehammer, and then zeros in on Level - One's face as he laughs maniacally. The Chorus of “What I've Done” plays and images of all of the players involved flicker, ending with one man, The man that started it all. Level – One.

Skippy: What a week it's been here in the EWC! There's been blood spilled and alliances broken on all sides, and it doesn't seem like it's going to end anytime soon!

Aiello: I know – but in all honesty, how the hell is Level - One being so successful? He's a one man army, and he's completely dominating both Brawl AND the bottom feeding scum over on HcW!

Skippy: Well it only SEEMS that he's a one man army Aiello. Who knows WHO he's got working with him?

“Rebel Yell” by Billy Idol plays as Skippy and Aiello are discussing things, and out walks the Co GM of Brawl, Steven Xavier. He walks to the ring, mic in hand.

Xavier: There has been a lot of talk as of later concerning the fact that me and Mac aren't really doing much where this so called War is concerned. First off, let me state that there is no War ... all we seem to have so far is Level – One sticking his nose in where it's not wanted. Yes, there have been a lot of HcW stars on Brawl as of late, but that is only because Brawl and HcW have negotiated a contract where they can use each other's talent to boost overall EWC ratings. That means that you will see more and more HcW guys coming over here for matches, and vice versa. It's win/win and keeps the rosters on their toes and gives fresh competition. Nothing more, nothing less.

Now, seeing as how Level – One is neither a HcW OR a Brawl wrestler, it kind of grates my nuts that the cowardly son of a bitch tends to show up here week after week, demanding this and that and generally being a pain in the ass.

So, on behalf of Mac and the EWC board of directors, I am going to say this once and once only. Level – One, if you are not booked in a sanctioned match here on Brawl OR on HcW then you are BANNED from the arena. Do you hear me?

Skippy: About time somebody took a stand!

Aiello: What, and you think Level One will listen?

Xavier: Now I know that you all want an update on Shadow Man's current condition, but I'm afraid that that information is strictly confidential due to the fact I do not want to go against any personal rights that Shadow Man may or may not have. Ain't no way I'm getting involved in a law suit!

Also, as of last week, Tommy Victor is officially suspended indefinitely WITHOUT PAY due to what he did to The Franchise. Although he was hurt, The Franchise was medicaly cleared to wrestle tonight, so wrestle he shall!

BUT ....

Due to the beating that Candy took from Hades and Squid last week, she is unfortunately unable to cmpete tonight, so the match has been changed. So instead of a tag match, The Franchise will face Angel in a one on one match up.

Skippy: Nice!

Aiello: At least this show is starting to make sense now anyway ...

As I said peeps, even though it may seem that we do nothing backstage, well – we don't. Measures have been put in place to stop all of the crap that's been going on, and anyone that wants to fight the system will find themselves in serious shit.

You have been warned. Now folks, enjoy the rest of the show!

“Rebel Yell” plays again and Xavier leaves the ring. He walks over to where Skippy and Aiello are sitting, and reaches his hand past them and shakes a very large man's hand.

Skippy: Wow, ladies and gentlemen, it seems that Tito Ortiz is here tonight to watch the show!

Aiello: And? Who the hell cares?

Skippy: What? It seems that Xavier is beckoning Tito to go into the ring!

Aiello: Great! Monkey face is going to talk ... have you heard him on the mic? It sounds like a chipmunk with tonsillitis.

“Lapdance” by N.E.R.D. Plays as Mixed Martial Arts legend Tito Ortiz climbs into the ring.

Tito: Cut The Music!

You are all probably wondering what I am doing here in the Extreme Wrestling Corporation. Well you probably know that I have left the Ultimate Fighting Championship and I am looking for a new home, and from what I’ve seen so far tonight this looks like it’s right up my ally.

Tito pauses to take in the crowds applause.

Tito: I look at the EWC roster and I see it’s missing something. It’s lacking, it’s lacking a man with drive, with marketability, with conditioning, it’s missing genuine tough guy, it’s missing a true mainstream star.

The crowd is now 50/50 for Tito.

Tito: Like what you hear or not, it’s the truth. I am here to lead EWC to the forefront of professional wrestling, no. Of all sports. I am taking the EWC name on my back and I’m taking it to the top. And nothing or no one will stop me!

Tito drops the mic and starts to pose as his music comes back on. Suddenly the music switches to “I Am Loco” by Ill Nino, Tito looks up the ramp and see on the big screen EBON’S! entrance video and out from the curtain comes Ebon dressed in his ring gear and in the best shape EWC’s ever seen him. He pulls a microphone out that he had tucked in his waistband.

Ebon: I’M BACK! And Tito buddy, there’s only one man in the EWC with the qualities you just listed, and that’s…ME! I am EWC’s resident bad ass, and I am going to go down there and prove it to you, and (points to crowd) remind them!

Ebon drops the mic and rushes the ring, he slides under the ring and Tito starts to kick at his head, Ebon picks Tito’s ankle and takes him down and enters his guard, Tito works for a Triangle Choke but Ebon reverses it and gets back to his feet, Tito gets up and is met with a head kick from Ebon which puts Tito on queer street. Ebon lifts Tito and signals for the KTFO but Tito counters with a back drop and jumps on Ebon to start his patented ground and pound. Ebon manages to buck Tito off without sustaining to much damage. Ebon hits a Pele kick on Tito. He goes over to Tito and locks in “The Straight Jacket” and Tito begins to tap! Ebon wont let go and referee’s security start to run to the ring, they get there and start to pry Ebon off of Tito Ortiz, Ebon leaves the ring with the sick smirk he’s known for with his arms in the air. Tito Ortiz is passed out in the ring, no doubt do the pain he felt being locked into Ebon’s devastating submission hold. “The Straight Jacket.”

Skippy: EBON IS BACK, EBON IS BACK!!!

Aiello: Oh great ... I think I'd have preferred Ortiz ...

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The silence of the crowd stirs around the atmosphere of the arena as it suddenly becomes disturbed by the sound of a horrific and deafening scream, a white mist begins to seep through from the ramp way, its swirling life source, only to cast itself lovingly into the air and towards the stage. The crowd looks on worried, each and every face being filled with simple fear as their hearts beat rhythmically with the flickering lights of death… a sickening blue light only to swoon over the crowd. Just as any search light does when picking sight of its criminal… another one only to follow it in its quest. Suddenly a large circle of fire arises in a quick counter-clockwise motion, before exploding upwards as a tall dark figure appears within the centre of the flames. Followed just seconds later by the pounding beats of "Digging up the Corpses" by DevilDriver blares across the helpless PA system. Exhaling calmly he moves casually down the ramp way and into the ring in a dark trench coat clinging securely to his frame buttoned down the centre of his torso. Standing motionless in the centre of the ring as he brings his hands chest-level, while in a prayer palms pressed and fingertips parallel vertically. Silently muttering words to himself before snapping his head back as his dreadlocks fly from his face, within that moment all four turnbuckle posts are lit up by the explosive pyrotechnics as they erupt. He then lowers his arms and calmly exhales turning to the stage awaiting his opponent…

Mene Gene: Introducing first, hailing from Los Angeles, CA, and weighing in at 260lbs. He is the Innovator of Agony. He is the destructive force of VICTOR HADES!!!!!!

"Between Angels and Insects" by Papa Roach hits the P.A. system and the crowd gets on their feet as Green walks from behind the curtain. Green stands at the beginning of the ramp as he looks at the crowd with a smile on his face. Green starts to walk down the ramp slapping the hands of fans. John then runs the rest of the way to the ring and goes to a turn buckle and does his Signature pose. He then jumps off the turnbuckle and goes to another turnbuckle. The crowd gets on their feet again as he poses on the turnbuckle. He jumps off and his music fades as he awaits the bell.

Mene Gene: And his opponent, from Atlanta, Georgia, weighing in at 265 lbs. He is the ultimate wrestler. This is JOHN GREEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The ref checks both men and then calls for the bell. Green charges at Hades and unloads a couple of vicious chops to the chest. Green pulls Hades out of the corner and attempts an irish whip into the opposite corner that Hades reversed into a short arm clothesline. Hades gives a sinister smile as he picks up Green and nails him with a sidewalk slam. Green’s head hits the mat hard from the move and is visibly dazed as he tries to get to his feet. Hades waits for Green to get to his feet before connecting with an evenflow DDT. Green was out cold on the mat but Hades doesn’t go for the pin. Hades gets a maniacal look in his eyes as Hades stares, not at Green in general but his injured knee. Hades slides out of the ring and looks under the ring for something.

Skippy: What the hell is Hades doing? He has the match won. All he has to do is make the cover.

Aiello: Looks to me like he wants to finish what he start a few weeks ago with Squid. I say more power to him.

Hades pulls out a sledgehammer and climbs back in the ring as the ref gets to six of his ten count. The ref wrestles with Hades for a moment over the hammer. As the ref gets rid of the hammer, Hades stomps on Green’s injured knee. The ref returns and warns Hades that he brought another weapon into the ring that Hades would be DQ’d from the match. Hades pushed past the ref and picks up the writhing Green. Hades carries Green to the corner and hoists him up in a cradle position over Hades’ head. Hades went for a running cradle pile driver in the centre of the ring. Just as Hades is about to hit the move, Green counters with a swinging DDT. Both men lay in the centre of the ring in pain. The ref checks on both wrestlers before starting his count.
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Aiello: Where the hell did that move come from? I was positive that Hades was a heartbeat away from finishing off Green.

Skippy: You can’t say that Green isn’t a fighter. I think that was a desperation move to buy him some time to get his bearings.

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Hades got to his feet first and proceeded to attack Green’s knee. Green falls back to the mat holding his knee in pain. Hades picks up Green and hooks Green upside down in the corner. Hades climbs the ropes and drops a devastating elbow on Green’s knee before the ref was able to pull Hades out of the corner. As the ref chastises Hades on his tactics, Green’s feet come unhooked and Green falls to the mat. Hades goes and continues the assault on Green’s knee before dragging him to the centre of the ring. The ref ordered to Hades to finish the match soon or the ref is going to call the match due to injury. Hades scowled at the ref before picking Green up and connecting with “Voice of Evil”.

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Mene Gene: The Winner of this Match……..VICTOR HADES!!!!!!!!!!!

The ref steps in front of Hades and ushers him out of the ring before Hades could cause any more damage to Green’s knee. As the EMT's rush to the ring, Victor Hades gets to the top of the ramp and grabs a microphone.

Hades: As you can all see, I'm on one hell of a roll at the moment and I don't intend on stopping it any time soon. Last week I made a direct statement and demanded that the management stop putting me against talentless rookies and to actually start giving me even a hint of a challenge. And what did they do? They put John Green in the ring with me, and now it looks like he will be on the injured list for a few months! Congratulations – his pain and suffering is due to your constant negligence and is YOUR fault!

I am sick to death of the way that this place is run, and until I start getting the respect I deserve, more and more will suffer the same fate as Green. I warned you last week “boss”, but you didn't listen. Ashes to ashes, dust to dust.

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The camera cuts backstage and we see Ace Hart standing outside FORCED RETRIBUTION's locker room. He knocks on the door, and eventually BDC opens the door.

BDC: What?

Ace Hart: Great Columbus's Aunt Petunia – you are an absolute giant of a man!

BDC sighs. He's unshaven, and looks really tired, and really pissed off.

BDC: Erm, thanks ... I guess. Now, back to my original question. What do you want?

Ace Hart: Well sir, I was just wanting to enquire about the condition of Shadow Man, and also what your thought are on scuba diving and moustaches.

BDC: You know what Ace, if ONE more person even THINKS of asking me about the whole Shadow Man situation, I'm gonna grab their head, stick it up their ass, and then tie a shitload of cement blocks to their bodies and throw them off a bridge! As for scuba diving, I don't care, and the same goes for moustaches!

Ace Hart: Well like I said, I was WANTING to enquire, but I would never do such a thing of course.

BDC: Of course ... So, anything else?

Ace Hart: Well, seeing as how I don't really want first hand experience of what my colon looks like, why don't stop asking questions and just let you say what you want?

BDC: Good thinking.

He stares at the camera and pauses for a few moments.

BDC: Since coming back here to the EWC, things haven't quite gone to plan. I am the single most dominating force that the EWC has ever seen, yet at the moment all of the spotlight is on Level One and what he did to Shadow Man ... and also what he did to me. You see, I've been beaten down before, but I've never been made to feel helpless in a wrestling ring. That was before last week's Warfare. Me and Shady lost in what has to be the biggest upset of all time – and then Level One came to rub salt in the wounds.

That was a mistake.

You see, I'll admit that I'm still finding my feet where Tag Team Wrestling is concerned, but as a singles competitor I am unstoppable. I have faced the best that the EWC has to offer and I have put them all on their asses and come out on top. I am the biggest name in EWC, and when I say it everyone knows that it's not some idle comment to make myself look good. I am the very best that this industry has to offer, and next week I get to prove it once again by beating the current HcW champion, Gladiator. He has something that belongs to me – something I never fucking lost in the first place, but hey – that is then and this is now!

People keep on asking me about the whole Shady situation, but all I know is that he got hurt and it was because of me! I wasn't sharp enough due to the fact that we lost the match, and then Level One blind sided me, and I fell for it like some fucking rookie! Well no more! Tonight I prove to the World why I am The Big Bad of Sports Entertainment! Tonight I go to war with Jay Cee and his mysterious partner, and I go out there by myself if need be. I have beaten Jay before on numerous occasions and the punk has never even made me get out of second fucking gear, so believe me when I say I'm not worried.

If anyone needs to be worried though it's Level One. Kid, I respect your guts, but you just went and waged a war that you simply can't win. If you want to shoot your mouth and prove your worth then do it like a man, face to face. Anytime, and place. You think you're some kind of bad ass, well kid – I wrote the book on being a fucking bad ass! I am the most feared guy around here, and that will never change, so if you wanna ride with the Devil then you got to go through me first!

I am back, and I am better than ever. First off I've got some business to deal with regarding two titles I never lost, plus the fact that me and Shady are gonna be the next EwC Tag champs, so for those who have forgotten me don't worry. I'll see you all very soon.

BDC gives the mic back to Ace and closes the locker room door.

Ace Hart: Wow, such presence, such intensity, such hard man breasts! I've been Ace Hart, saying “Male colons – holiday destination of the future?” Well, Elton John and George Michael seem to think so anyway. Back to you Skippy, over.

Skippy: He is insane.

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Mene Gene: Ladies and gentlemen, the next match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, he stands at 6'4 and weighs in at 265 lbs. Hailing from Kansas City, Kansas .... THE FRANCHISE!!!!!

“Lollipop! by Lil Wayne goes over The PA as huge Explosions of Pyro explodes from the ramp. Franchise runs to the ramp and poses. He usually goes and slaps a few kids’ hands and walks down the walkway to the ring. The Walkway suddenly explodes with pyro he then runs and slides in the ring. He goes to the top rope and poses.

Mene Gene: And his opponent this evening. She stands at 5'8, and weighs in at 150lbs. ANGEL!!!!!!

Lights go out, Angel's theme music 'Dont'cha' by The Pussycat Dolls fills the arena. Angel comes out and stands at the top of the ramp next to her bodyguard Grant. She raised her arms above her head into an 'x' as fireworks crisscross in front of her. Then they walk down the ramp, Angel shaking hands with all her fans. Once they get to the ring, Grant walks up the steps before her, opens up the ropes for Angel to enter the ring. Once inside the ring she walks over to one of the corner climbs up the ropes and pumps her fists in the air.

The bell sounds and Franchise & Angel lock up in the middle of the ring as Angel goes behind Franchise tripping him to the mat as Angel applies a front face lock on Franchise as the crowd cheers. Angel keeps the pressure on Franchise who tries to crawl towards the ropes reaching out with his foot as he catches the bottom rope causing a break in the hold.

Angel releases the hold as Franchise staggers to his feet Angel grabs Franchise and takes him down with a headlock takedown as she twist on Franchise’s head turning up the pressure on Franchise.

Skippy: Angel is extremely aggressive here tonight!

Aiello: PMT – a woman's unfair in ring advantage!

Franchise gets to his feet as Angel does the same. Franchise grabs Angel, but she shoves Franchise into the ropes, following it up with a shoulder tackle, before bouncing off the ropes as Franchise gets to his feet. Franchise leap frogs Angel as she bounces off the ropes, but she quickly regains the momentum by launching into a flying punch.

Angel gets to her feet as the Franchise does the same. Angel grabs him and sets him up for Heaven’s Gate but he counters, lands on his feet as then hits a neck breaker on Angel.

Skippy: Pure desperation there by The Franchise!

Aiello: Desperation is the right word ... Man that chick has a nice rack!

Both Angel & Franchise lie on the mat as the referee begins the ten count. Franchise is the first to his feet and tries to grab Angel, but she trips him to the mat before getting up grabbing hold of his leg as she applies the figure four, causing him to scream in pain.

Skippy: Technical wrestling at it's very best!

He writhes in pain as the referee asks him if he gives up, but refuses – even though it looks like he’s not going to last long. He somehow manages to reverse it, but Angel quickly counters it back to it's original position.

Franchise looks around for the rope but he’s in the middle of the ring as Angel yells for him to give up. The referee asks him yet again if he gives up, but still he refuses. Angel keeps the pressure on and finally he succumbs to the pain taps the mat as the bell sounds.

Mene Gene: Here is the winner of the match .... ANGEL!!!!

Skippy: Well he wasn't 100% coming into this match, so I have to give him credit for having the guts to compete here tonight.

Aiello: Oh stop making excuses. He got his ass kicked by a woman, simple as!

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As Aiello and Skippy “discuss” the match, they stop mid sentence as the sound of guitar strings being pulled as the lights change to gold as the guitar starts to be accompanied by base, the spot lights spread across as the song ‘Life is Beautiful’ by Sixx: A.M. hits the speaks growing louder and louder. Standing there on the ramp podium dressed is a Chinese woman dressed in a pair of tight blue Wrangler jeans, a pair of boots, a tight green spaghetti straps top with a black leather jacket with a green a green Chinese dragon coiling around on the back with the words Jade Dragon with her slanted Asianic green eyes she surveys the fans in attendance, who cheer wildly seeing who a surprise, Jade Dragon herself! Jade Dragon bows to her plenty of adoring fans before springing her arms outstretched as fireworks fly through the air up and up and up before finally heading down to the ring slapping the hands that are leaned over to the ring. Jade Dragon jumps on a corner of the ring climbs up to the top turnbuckle with her back turned showing off the back of the jacket to the fans before giving all her adoring fans one of her trademark kisses as she takes the microphone looking at the audience with a big smile on her face.

Jade Dragon: So this is EWC’s Monday Night Brawl. Hmmm not bad, not bad at all, but where is the fire? For those of you that do not know me, you would have to be living under a rock, I am, Jade Dragon. Now I just came from back stage here and someone was telling me that Monday Night Brawl have the did not have the best fans compared to all the other EWC brands. But don’t worry, I stood up for you. I told him that you could make this place shake and show that he was dead wrong. So let’s show him all how much you all love this show!? Let’s hear it Monday Night Brawl fans here in Kingston, Jamaica!

The fans that are here start to cheer madly as the Dragon runs to each corner of the ring right up the turnbuckles holding the microphone in front of her hand all four corners she does this looking at them having each side get louder and louder she cheers them on, then she walks centre of the ring still addressing the audience and fans on television.

Jade Dragon: Now that is what I love to hear from the crowd! See… not even Rampage or even HcW could get that loud. They always sound like church mice on those shows, but not here this is where the REAL fans are. You see, I have travelled around, done a few things, won championships in all these other places and now well… it seems vacationing here in Jamaica, a certain General Manager of Monday Night Brawl heard I was here and well talked to me telling me how much the EWC would love to see the Dragon come here to compete against their best. Well… I just got back from his office with my lawyer and manager and… I am signed sealed and ready to shine next week on Monday Night Brawl! And we all know why the EWC wanted this Dragon on their line up, because-

Jade Dragon pauses for a moment with a sly grin on her face, her hand slips down her side pulling up and off the leather jacket that she is wearing exposing her backside to the camera and the EWC Xtreme - Tron so the fans can see this. The back of the spaghetti strapped top has a low hanging back that reveals a very large beautifully ornate e tattoo of the Chinese Dragon that eclipses across her back that matches and is better looking than one on her leather jacket she holds in one hand. Her hand now touches the back skin a little flame appears on her finger as she looks at the audience with a sassy smile.

Jade Dragon: This Dragon is too hot for you to handle and she is ready to ignite an inferno that will sweep through the EWC all with a kiss!

Putting the flame on her finger to her mouth she blows it out with a wink, the fans go crazy as Jade Dragon ends her announcement with her trademark sensual back and wink. Jade Dragon bows to the audience as she starts to go to the sides slapping the hands signing on the spot autographs.

Skippy: Wow, Jade Dragon has signed a contract with Monday Night Brawl! That is HUGE news for the roster!

Aiello: Well I've caught a bit of her work in the past, and the chick is pretty good ... plus of course that means I get more ass to stare at!

Skippy: You are a sexist pig.

Aiello: Guilty as charged nob jockey.

Skippy: Well enough of that, it's time for our Main event – and it's going to HUGE!

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Mene Gene: Ladies and gentlemen, the following match is scheduled for one fall, and is your Main Event! Introducing first. Representing HcW. Hailing from Amsterdam, Netherlands! Weighing in at 220 pounds! He is the former HcW champion, he is ‘’The Best thing’’ in professional wrestling…he is, the one and only KID CANNABIS!!!!!!!!

"Kryptonite" By Big Boi and the Purple Ribbon All Stars blasts the stereo. As Kid Cannabis makes his way out to the top of the ramp. Raising his hands, Wright Light and Haven’s Outlaw makes there way from the back as well. Kid Cannabis runs down the ramp, sliding under the bottom rope, before raising his hands in the air receiving a huge pop.

Skippy: Kid Cannabis' choices of lumber jacks, were Wright Light and Haven’s Outlaw.

Aiello: I think Masterson influenced his pick. This has a HCW invasion written all over it.

“Put You On Game” by Lupe Fiasco blasts the PA system, as Level-One steps up on-top of the ramp. Red smoke swirls beneath him, and a string of red and blue pyro shoots up into the air he raises his tag team title in the air. From the back, Na Fianna & Kevin Conner emerge from the curtains.

Mean Gene: And representing Rampage. He hails from Toronto, Ontario, Canada! Weighing in at 262 pounds, he is the current 1/2 of the Tag-Team Champions, LEVEL - ONE!!!!!!

Level-One puts his title on each-shoulder and slowly begins to walk down the ramp, being booed loudly by the crowd. Level-One stops before eyeing down a fan, mocking the fan in the process. Level-One turns, and climbs up onto the apron. He climbs up turn-buckle, hoisting title high in the air. Level-One hops down, and awaits for the fight in-front of him.

Skippy: Earlier this week, Michael Saint forced Crazy Man & Rorschach to watch Level-One’s back out here tonight, with the influence of cash.

Aiello: Yeah, Kevin Conner is out here because during the commercial break Level-One talked Kevin Conner, into showing up to the ring with him tonight. It really all just was a big misunderstanding last week.

Mene Gene: And representing Brawl. He stands at 6'2 and weighs in at 243lbs. He is SEAN “THE MAN” FERGUSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The lights of the arena dim before they're taken over by the flashing of red, white, and blue strobes. A siren blasts through the arena as an ambulance sweeps past on the EWC-Tron. The crowd stands and cheers as a single spotlight shines up through the stage area. "Disposable Teens" begins to grind through the PA System as Sean jogs out to the spotlight and stands in place. The crowd goes wild when he puts his fists in the air, and pumps them to the beat. Kid Cannabis and Level-One both stand outside of the ring shaking their heads in disapproval as the sights and sounds quiet themselves. Sean pulls a microphone out of his back pocket when the house lights come back up.

Ferguson: There has been a lot of speculation, a lot of fingers pointed, and a lot of rumours running around backstage, the internet, party lines, carrier pigeons, and so on. Everyone seems to think that they know who it is that I'm bringing to the ring with me. They all seem to know that I'm bringing Shadow Man, BDC, and Stray to the ring with me, three of the biggest names EWC has ever seen, just because they belong to Brawl.

Sean looks to the crowd and rolls his eyes.

Ferguson: Now I ask you, would that be controversial? Maybe. We all know that BDC and I have had a sordid past. We've had our little tiffs, disagreements, and all out brawls. And Shadow Man? Really? Do you think I'd bring him out here and run the risk of getting VD? C'mon kids! You've got to be a little quicker than that! No, I'm going to give you all, one big hint as to who's coming out here, its a little video montage of the last few Brawls.

And with that, Sean points up to the Xtreme - Tron. A video package begins to roll as Sean strolls midway down the ramp, a big grin spreads across his face.

President Mac is walking down the hall and opens the door to his office when he suddenly stops, he then turns around and slams the door

The camera man sneaks past Mac and zooms opens the door only to find a giant poster hanging on Mac’s wall.

Sean walks off camera as Mac watches, visibly fuming. He shakes his head as he digs in his pocket, pulls out his keys and unlocks the door to his office. The camera timidly follows him, as Mac makes his way around to behind his desk and pulls his chair out. He looks out into the hallway where Ferguson once was and shakes his head as he flops into his chair. A resounding farting noise is heard and concern washes over Mac's face before he reaches around and pulls out what we see to be a whoopie cushion.

A recording of Sean “The Man” Ferguson plays through the PA System, repeating over and over, and every time it’s a little deeper than the last, the recording of Sean yelling, “HEY HEY HEY!”

The video ends and the crowd is mystified. Level-One and Kid Cannabis seem to grow impatient and they and their lumberjacks start to slowly advance on Brawl's superstar. Sean puts his hand up, motions them to wait and takes a step up the ramp.

Ferguson: HEY HEY HEY! I highly recommend that you all take a step back before something biblical happens, you know like the parting of the seas, or some dude comes down and gives you a bunch of rules on two big stones.

Crowd: MOSES LAKE! MOSES LAKE! MOSES LAKE!

Level-One's face drops as the crowd chants for the return of their beloved Moses.

Ferguson: Or you know, Kid, perhaps someone will come out and tear you apart, break you down into pieces and sell you for scrap?

Crowd: CHAMBERS! CHAMBERS! CHAMBERS!

Kid Cannabis takes exception to this and goads for everyone around the ring to get Ferguson.

Voice: HEY! HEY! HEY!

Sean looks at his microphone, curious as to where that voice came from. He looks up in time to see that the HcW and Rampage teams are starting to make their way around the ring when Sean smiles again and tosses his microphone to the side.

Voice: Happy Pete comin' yo way!

The crowd goes ballistic as a lift pushes Happy Pete, Irish Pete, and Special Ed up through a trapdoor in the stage area. "Send in the Clowns" by Cold cranks through the arena's sound system while the crowd loses its shit. Irish Pete races down the ramp and pulls up beside Sean in his little shiner's car. He climbs out and wields his trusty nine iron as Special Ed hops off of the back and pulls out his patented foam knunchucks. And then Happy Pete does a soft shoe routine at the top of the ramp before cartwheeling down the aisle, joining the rest of the B-Team at ringside.

Skippy: NO .... FRICKING ... WAY!!!!

Aiello: I hate clowns ... I'm freaking out here man ... seriously freaking out ...

Skippy: The match is underway!

The bell rings, as all three men stand in the centre of the ring. Level-One mouths off to both Sean Ferguson & Kid Cannabis, who answers back with words of their own. Level-One steps between the two, shoving Kid Cannabis backwards. Cannabis answers by shoving Level-One back into Sean Ferguson. Sean Ferguson answers with a solid right hand, before being nailed by Cannabis swinging on of his own. Shot after shot, the head of Level-One runs into fist by both men, until they both wind up nailing him with hard right at the same time!

Skippy: And Level-One goes down!

Aiello: HcW works well together…

Skippy: Oh, stop it!

Sean Ferguson & Kid Cannabis turns to the downed Level-One, before turning to each-other simultaneously, the fans cheer. Sean Ferguson & Kid Cannabis share words with each-other. Sean Ferguson throws up his hands, daring Kid Cannabis to hit him and get a free shot in.

Skippy: Sean Ferguson is testing Kid Cannabis, and is egging him on to hit him!

Kid Cannabis looks away, appearing to think the gesture over. Before Kid Cannabis can make a move, both Kid Cannabis & Sean Ferguson are knocked to the mat as Level-One rushes in with a double armed clothesline. Level-One throws his hands in the air, before beating his chest, in attempts to hype up the crowd. The boos immediately begin to rain in.

Aiello: You don’t turn your back on someone like Level-One, and that’s exactly why.

Level-One crouches down as Sean Ferguson gets to his feet. Level-One nails Sean Ferguson with hard chops to his chest, before Irish whipping him into the ropes. Sean Ferguson comes back, only to be hoisted off the ground and slammed hard to the mat by Level-One with a huge spine buster, which rattles the ring.

Kid Cannabis has made it to his feet, and eventually to the top of the turn-buckle. Level-One turns around as Kid Cannabis, comes soaring off the top rope with a cross body…NO! Level-One catches him, in mid air. Level-One with a great display of strength, follows it up with a devastating side walk slam, the fans show their displeasure with a chorus of boos.

Skippy: I must say, Level-One has come out here tonight with a lot of aggression.

Aiello: I think he’s just getting started tonight!

Level-One noticing both men are down, Level-One begins to turn his attention to the men at ring-side. The B-Team, and Wright Light all shout towards Level-Ones direction, gaining his attention. Level-One looks down at them before shrugging them off. Level-One turns around, before quickly snapping around un-expectedly. Level-One dives over the top rope with a flying cross body, taking out half the lumber jacks in the process.

Aiello: What the hell is he doing, doesn’t he want to win this match?

Skippy: I think he’s out here to send a message;

Aiello- Yeah, but to potentialy throw a victory? This is insane!

In the ring, Sean Ferguson and Kid Cannabis have made it to there feet. Sean Ferguson nails Kid Cannabis in the stomach, before throwing shots to the back of his head. Sean Ferguson, goes for an Irish whip, but Kid Cannabis is able to slip under Sean’s arm, wrenching it around his back in the process. Sean Ferguson swings with a wild elbow, which Kid Cannabis avoids, quickly taking Sean Ferguson up in the air with a back body drop!

Skippy: Back body drop by Kid Can, wasn’t expecting that one!

Aiello: It looks like Sean Ferguson, landed a little hard on that arm of his.

Sean Ferguson, is on the mat grabbing his arm in pain. Kid Cannabis goes for a quick standing moon salt but Sean Ferguson is able to move his knees up, and Kid Cannabis catches nothing, but a stomach ache. Out-side the ring, Level-One nearly picks a fight with everyone. Firing right hands, in the face of Outlaw before tossing him back first into the barricade!

Skippy: Well, it looks like we have action everywhere!

Aiello: Level-One has just taken, every lumber jack out but his own. What the hell is he doing?

Skippy: Well, speaking of his own!

Level-One than turns to Na Fianna, before pointing at them angrily, telling them to ‘’Get the job done’’ on the lumber jacks. Na Fianna doesn’t appear to be in any rush. Inside the ring, Sean Ferguson has propped Kid Cannabis back first into the turn-buckle, raining devastating shoulders into his stomach.

Skippy: It's just like Xavier said earlier. It seems that Level - One is alone in this War that he's waged against the brands.

Aiello: Maybe. Sean is going to work on Kid Can, he senses his opportunity and is cashing in on it.

Sean Ferguson backs up, before charging forward with a corner turn-buckle spear. Kid Can is able to shift out of the position, sending Sean Ferguson’s arm into the corner post. Sean Ferguson grabs his arm in pain but before he knows it, he’s rolled up by Kid Cannabis, in a quick pin fall manoeuvre.

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Sean Ferguson kicks out!

Skippy: Close pin fall there, Kid Cannabis almost had it.

Sean Ferguson gets to his feet, only to meet a solid drop kick across the face by Kid Cannabis. Out-side of the ring, Level-One shoves off Na Fianna, and begins to stomp and any person that he can reach, while on the ground. Happy Pete attempts to get to his feet only to meet a big boot to the head.

Inside the ring, Kid Cannabis drop a leg over the throat of Sean Ferguson. Kid Cannabis grabs Sean Ferguson by the head, pushing him up against the ropes. Kid Cannabis nails Sean Ferguson with cross body chops, before running back towards the ropes charging forward towards Sean Ferguson. Sean Ferguson slips his shoulders in between the rope, using his shoulder to send Kid Cannabis over the top rope!

Skippy: Kid Cannabis just went airborne!

Aiello: Uh, oh! Well Skip, Cannabis is USED to be high, if you get my meaning ...

Level-One catches Kid Cannabis in the air, before hoisting him up to his shoulders. He looks around, before setting his sites towards the ring post. Level-One sets up near the ring post, hitting the Darkness Shine! (F-5) Kid Cannabis’s leg clips the post, sending him to the floor in an extreme amount of pain, as the crowd boos.

Skippy: The ruthlessness of Level-One, it seems he wants to hurt these guys more than anything.

Level-One than marches towards the announce tables, ripping it apart in anger. Level-One rips out the monitor, grabbing the box set television. Level-One carries it, but its wire walking over to the fallen Kid Cannabis. Level-One grabs Kid Cannabis viciously, before wrapping the chord around his neck! Kid Cannabis struggles, as Level-One pulls back on the wire, trying to choke him out.

Skippy: This is just a savage beating!

From the back Shadow Man & BDC emerge on the top of the ramp. Shadow Man with a neck brace, and crutches makes his way down to the ring with BDC marching by his side, looking even more angry and pissed off than normal. The fans, break out into a chorus of loud cheers. Level-One with rage in his eyes, looks up in accordance to the fans reaction. At the sight of F’R he quickly lets go of the wire, and rolls back into the ring.

Aiello: Those lumber jacks weren’t too helpful, tonight. Now were they?

Skippy: Well considering Level-One is insane, it’s no surprise! He's fought them more than he has his actual opponents tonight ...

Level-One with his focus on Shadow Man & BDC turns around, only to meet a flying shoulder block from Sean Ferguson. Level-One is quick back up to his feet, only to meet a second flying shoulder block which floors him once more. This time Level-One is a bit slower to his feet but his goal is still accomplished, Sean backs up to the ropes once more before hitting him with a third shoulder block, flooring the former world champion.

Skippy: An onslaught of flying shoulders by, Sean there!

Sean Ferguson looks around the ring, almost with panic as he rushes up to the top rope. Sean Ferguson files off the top-rope nailing Level-One with a Swanton Bomb! Level-One scrambles on the mat, grabbing his chest in pain. Sean Ferguson is back onto his feet, as he struggles to pull Level-One to his feet.

Skippy: Sean is on fire right now!

Aiello: Don't say things like people being on fire when BDC is around. Are you mad Skippy?

Level-One shoves Sean Ferguson back trying to create some space. Sean Ferguson nails him with hard right hands sending him back into the ropes. Sean Ferguson sensing the chance to knock him back into his lumber jacks for revenge, bounces off the ropes in attempts to hit a cross body, but Level-One is able to grab hold of Sean Ferguson!

Aiello: Level-One has been catching everyone today.

Skippy: Yeah, he’s a wide receiver.

Aiello: Yeah? And you used to be on the tight-end, but then….

Skippy: Don’t’ even go there!

Aiello: What?

Level-One once again, uses his strength to toss Sean Ferguson with a side walk slam, no! Sean Ferguson reverses it into a DDT, planting Level-One into the mat head first. The fans cheer, as Sean Ferguson hooks the leg.

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No! Kid Cannabis pulls the ref out of the ring. Sean Ferguson storms to his feet calling Kid Cannabis out, on his actions. Kid Cannabis stumbles on the apron, still feeling the effects of his damaged leg. Kid Cannabis finally makes his way to the apron, only for Sean Ferguson to kick Kid Cannabis in his leg, sending him off the apron, his face bouncing off of it in the process.

Skippy: I think Kid Cannabis leg might be broken!

Aiello: I don’t know how damaged it is. But one thing is for sure, it was great strategy on Level-One’s behalf. He’s grounded a high flyer ... Plus, he's probably to stoned to notice anyway ...

Sean Ferguson turns around, only to be hoisted onto Level-One’s shoulder! The fans boos, in response. Sean Ferguson throws wild elbows into the face of Level-One trying to shake him, but it barely has any effect. Level-One parades around the ring, before setting up for the maneuver!

Skippy: Uh, Oh. Sean Ferguson is in trouble!

Suddenly, Level-One falls to his knees. Kid Cannabis has clipped the bottom of Level-One’s legs. Sean Ferguson lands on his feet, grabbing Level-One’s head, planting him with the Jaws of Death! Before Sean Ferguson knows he’s rolled up by Kid Cannabis!


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Sean Ferguson kicks out!

Skippy: Kid Cannabis almost stole the win, right there!

Aiello: Yeah, that wannabe thug is used to stealing things.

Sean goes face to face with Kid Cannabis, before kicking him in his leg. Sean Ferguson bounces off the rope, coming back with a clothesline—Kid Cannabis ducks! Sean Ferguson comes back, as Kid Cannabis sweeps down low tripping Sean Ferguson with a Russian leg sweep, using his good leg. Kid Cannabis shakes the pain, hitting Sean Ferguson with a standing moon salt!

Skippy: Kid Cannabis is lighting it up!

Aiello: Do I really need to add a comment after you said "Cannabis is lighting it up?"

Kid Cannabis slowly makes his way to the top rope. His leg appears to be damage goods, as he barely makes it to the top. Level-One has pulled himself up to his feet. Kid Cannabis appears to go for a top rope manoeuvre, but his leg wears out on him. Level-One notices Sean getting back to his feet, and hits the mat playing possum!

Skippy: What the hell is Level-One doing?

Aiello: Out smarting his opponents that’s what!

Sean Ferguson has made his way to his feet, and up the turn-buckle. Sean Ferguson nails Kid Cannabis with a few right hands, as Kid Cannabis answers back with rib shots. Unfortunately, Sean wins the battle. Sean hooks the arm of Kid Cannabis, setting up for a top rope Super-Plex!

Skippy: OH MY GOD!!!! SICKENING IMPACT THERE!!!!

Level-One kips up to his feet, slipping in behind Sean Ferguson. Level-One lifts Sean Ferguson, with a power-bomb! Tower of doom! Kid Cannabis is super plexed by Sean Ferguson, and Sean Ferguson is Power Bombed by Level-One.

Crowd: THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME!

Skippy: Wow, that was sweet!

Aiello: Level, is going for a pin!

Level-One scrambles over to Kid Cannabis hooking the leg!

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Kid Cannabis kicks out!

Skippy: And the match lives on!

Aiello: Level-One with another pin!

Level-One hooks Sean Ferguson’s legs.

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No! Sean Ferguson kicks out.

Skippy: No luck on either man, there!

Level-One gets to his feet in anger, as he crouches down low waiting for either Kid Cannabis or Sean Ferguson to rise. Sean Ferguson is to his knees first, as Level-One circles the ring, stocking Sean Ferguson like vicious animal. Sean is to his feet, stumbling around dazed. Level-One shoves passed, Ferguson and viciously pulls Kid Cannabis to his feet.

Skippy: Level-One just pushed past, Ferguson. I think he wants Cannabis instead!

Aiello: I told you, Level-One has a grudge, that’s what he’s out here to settle tonight.

Level-One lifts Kid Cannabis onto his shoulders, before pinning around. Kid Cannabis feet, knock Sean Ferguson down to the mat. Level-One spins, hitting the Darkness Shine (F-5) sending Kid Cannabis right on top of Sean Ferguson. Level-One gets to his feet, and turns his attention to Wright Light who hop up onto the ring apron, and taunting Level-One in the process.

Aiello: What the hell is Wright Light doing right now? Damn, HcW!

Skippy: Kid Cannabis has a shoulder over Level-One, he doesn’t seem to notice.

The ref looks down, noticing Kid Cannabis has a pin on Sean Ferguson as he hits the mat counting the fall.

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Level-One notices, and takes a dive in attempts to break the fall…





3! He’s too late!

Mene Gene: Ladies and gentlemen, your winner of this match, representing Team HcW .... KID CANNABIS!!!!!!!!!

Aiello: C’mon, HcW just stole a victory right from Level-One’s nose!

Skippy: Kid Cannabis fought like a warrior, and deserved the win!

Kid Cannabis stumbles to his feet, as Level-One shouts out in frustration. BDC & Shadow Man enter the ring, approaching Level-One who stands on guard.

Aiello: What the hell do these guys want?

Shadow Man with a microphone in hand, lifts it to his mouth to speak.

Shadow Man: Do you think I forgot about last week? A steel chair on my neck, a sledge hammer in attempts to break it? Like everything you do, Level-One. You only got the job half done, because I’m still standing!

Level-One shrugs off Shadow Man turning around. Na Fianna Level-One’s own lumber jacks, stand in-front of him. Level-One tells them to move out the way, but before he knows it, he’s grabbed by BDC lifted up in the air, and brought down with a devastating black out

Crowd: F’R! F’R! F’R!

Haven’s Outlaw grabs a sledge hammer, sliding it into the ring. Shadow Man gingerly picks it up, holding it in his hands. Approaching Level-One he looks down at him. From out of nowhere, Kevin Conner slips in the ring. Rushing forward towards Shadow Man, only to meet a sledge hammer to the groin! Kevin Conner is floored, immediately scrambling around in pain. BDC picks Conner up and throws him out of the ring. Na Fianna shrug and get out of the way.

Aiello: At least someone had the balls to help out! HcW is attacking brawl, what the hell!

Skippy: Level-One isn’t Brawl, he’s Rampage.

Shadow Man standing over Level-One once again. Lifts the sledge hammer in the air over his face. The crowd is telling him to do it, as Shadow Man looks up at the crowd. Shadow Man hoists the sledge hammer, before swinging down…No! Shadow Man stops, nodding his head before tossing the sledge hammer to the side.

Skippy: He didn’t do it, Shadow Man didn’t hit him with the sledge hammer. A stand up guy, even if Level-One deserved it!

The crowd watches on in confusion as Shadow Man leans down beside Level-One.

Shadow Man: Unlike you, Level-One. I don’t need cheap shots, or low blows to how you say it…make an impact?

Shadow Man smiles at BDC before slapping him on the chest. Both men nod as if getting ready to do something else, but Level-One takes the first chance he has to roll out the ring, for an escape. Level-One shoves off everyone around him, before climbing over the ring barrier.

Skippy: Shadow Man just spared Level-One! And Level-One shows him no respect!

Level-One stops at the top of the crowd. Before raising his middle fingers the in the air. The lumber jacks and F’R all look on, as Level-One rips off an EWC banner. Level-One holds the banner in his hand, before bringing his thumb across his throat.

Crowd: You suck, you suck, you suck!

Skippy: What the hell is the message here?

Aiello: I don’t know, but I think Level-One is done helping Brawl. He wants to kill everyone!

The lumber jacks look over to each-other before looking back up to Level-One, as they engage in a stare down, from afar.

Shadow Man signals for BDC to leave the ring, but BDC simply stares at Wright Light. He is fuming, and is about to explode. Havens Outlaw pulls Wright Light away as BDC picks up the sledgehammer. Shadow Man whispers something in BDC's ear, obviously trying to calm him down. BDC points at the Wright Light, and snaps the sledgehammer in half across his knee. The Wright Light and Havens Outlaw leave the ring as the Rampage Lumber Jacks also start to make their way up the ramp. The B Team are all congregating around Sean Ferguson as a huge “HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT” chant starts around the arena.

Skippy: So many egos, so many tempers. What will happen when they all finally let loose on each other?

Aiello: Well it will be a brutal and bloody war Skip, and I for one can't wait!

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Brawl Recap:

Match One: Victor Hades beats John Green
Match Two: Angel beats The Franchise
Main Event: Kid Cannabis beats Sean Ferguson and Level One