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The Extreme Wrestling Corporation presents
Live on SPIKE TV and SCI-FI
MONDAY NIGHT BRAWL
"WITH NIGHT OF CHAMPIONS AROUND THE CORNER, AND THE WAR IN FULL SWING, HOW MUCH MORE INSANE CAN THINGS GET?"
Live on SPIKE TV and SCI-FI
MONDAY NIGHT BRAWL
"WITH NIGHT OF CHAMPIONS AROUND THE CORNER, AND THE WAR IN FULL SWING, HOW MUCH MORE INSANE CAN THINGS GET?"
EWCBRAWL
August 18th, 2008
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
Commentators: Skippy & Joe Aiello
Backstage help: Ace Heart
The EWC logo appears, and then we see clips from last week's Brawl and also clips from last week's Rampage. “Bring Me To Life” by Evanescence plays as we see the back and forth battles between Rampage, Brawl and HcW, culminating with images of each major player in the war, finishing with the Night of Champions logo.
Pyrotechnics explode all around the ramp in the arena as "The Pretender" by The Foo fighters blasts through the speakers, and the Brawl video segment plays on the Xtreme - Tron. Red fireworks descend down the ramp way and up into the rafters as the crowd go absolutely berserk! The camera scans through the crowd and makes its way to the announcers table.
Skippy: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the penultimate Monday Night Brawl before Night of Champions!
Aiello: Aye Skip, things have been building up over the last week, and it seems as if we're almost at boiling point!
Skippy: With the Inter Brand War in full swing, something's got to give, because only one brand can reign supreme, and I for one hope it's Monday Night Brawl!
Aiello: Well, obviously dipshit – they do pay our wages at the end of the day ...
Skippy: And there's me thinking that it was going so well (sighs).
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As Skippy and Aiello continue they're usual banter, “Rebel Yell” by Billy Idol erupts from the PA system, and CO GM Steven Xavier walks down to the ring. He's wearing a black, tight top, black jeans, and black shoes. He climbs between the middle ropes, grabs a mic, and addresses the Pittsburgh crowd.
Xavier: As you all know, last week I told Level One that he wasn't welcome here on Monday Night Brawl UNLESS he was scheduled to appear in a SANCTIONED match. On Rampage last week, he gave his answer, and declared that he will do whatever he pleases and appear wherever he wants.
Crowd boo.
Xavier: Well, that was the answer I was kind of expecting from the fool, so, in a direct response to his words and recent actions, I have tripled security tonight, and I have also made sure that if Level One shows his face tonight, he WILL end up being arrested, and WILL stay behind bars until WELL AFTER Night of Champions has finished, thus forefitting any title he currently owns, and losing his number one contendership status for the World title!
The crowd go berserk!
Xavier: So now that Level One is sorted, let's concentrate on Monday Night Brawl, or more specifically – let's concentrate on who will be facing who, and for what at Night of Champions shall we?
Skippy: Music to my ears Aiello!
Aiello: We'll see ...
Xavier: Well, for my first announcement, at NoC there will be a Rookie Brand Vs Brand Vs Brand match, and representing Brawl for that match is ... the winner from M Killer and Jade Dragon tonight!
Skippy: Wow! A HUGE opportunity for one of those up and coming Brawl superstars to REALLY make a name for themselves!
Aiello: True. Although these matches don't usually have the same exposure as, say, the Main Event, it definitely helps the people involved in them climb the ladder to the top of the EWC!
Skippy: What?
Aiello: Ey?
Skippy: Well, erm ... you sounded really professional there, and I'm kind of scared!
Aiello: Ssssh – don't blow my cover – the bloody CO Gm is in the ring ... he's one of my bosses for Christ's sake!
Skippy: I thought it was to good to be true ...
Xavier: Thanks everyone, more announcements to come as the night goes on!
“Rebel Yell” plays again, and Xavier leaves the ring and heads up the ramp as the fans cheer.
Skippy: Huge announcements there by our Co Gm. Now we go backstage to where I believe Ace Hart has caught up with one of the potential candidates for the Rookie Brand Vs Brand Vs Brand match!
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Standing holding his microphone, dressed in one of his over the top burgundy suits from the 1970’s, is the moustached MNB interviewer, Ace Heart.
Ace Heart: Hello everyone. This is Ace Heart for Monday Night Brawl, and standing before me; just mere moments before her match, is the wrestler that has set the world of professional wrestling ablaze for the last two years with her deadly kiss! Wow, that was beautiful – I am such a cunning linguist. But I digress, for now she has come to Monday Night Brawl. She is the Lady Dragon Temptress herself, the beautiful Jade Dragon! Welcome to the Monday Night Brawl!
Standing there in all her glory is a tall Chinese-American woman. She is dressed in a tight fitting green wrestling outfit, that has a scale pattern on it. Her emerald eyes look full of blazing happiness, with a smile that can melt anyone’s heart, but do not let this pretty femme fatale fool you for she is extremely deadly in the ring for this is the Jade Dragon!
Jade Dragon: It is good to be here Ace! Ever since I made my announcement a week ago, people have had rumours about this for awhile but they thought I was going to wear another outfit! Well, I joined the best now let’s see if they can handle what I bring to the ring!
Jade Dragon says that with a wink and smile to the camera, Ace Heart stays the constant professional although feeling hot and bothered by this beauty next to him.
Ace Heart: Wow, you have the presence of a 1965 Civic Honda! Truly captivating my Asian Queen! Anyway, you have a movie coming out soon, and I do believe the preview will be showing up sometime soon for the fans to see, debuting sometime soon. What made you want to come back to the ring so soon after filming - a film that many are on the edge of their seats waiting for? And also, I do believe that the movie will be coming out around Christmas?
Ace Heart asks the question about her movie that is coming out, the highly wrapped and secretive project known as ‘Shi: Way of the Warrior’ based on the comic book series by William Tucci. Jade Dragon got the lead and disappeared from wrestling to finish filming the project now she is back.
Jade Dragon: Movies are fun and hard work, and I cannot wait to show the preview to Shi: Way of the Warrior yet. But it will be soon. But like I said, making movies is great - but they just do not give you that chance at competition! Do not give you the chance to face an opponent in the ring the way should be. My first love is the ring, I love to see how well I can compete against others first and foremost, from when I was younger at my father’s martial arts school and now in the ring against men that are many times two to three times my weight and strength! Well as the have found out, and like many of the EWC will see size, weight and strength mean nothing when you face the Dragon!
With her patent grin she looks at Ace Heart, Jade Dragon thinks of all the times she was told she should not win, that it was impossible but that is exactly what his young Chinese woman has done. She has made her opponents learn to fear her in the ring, they got burned in the processes seeing her hold their titles in her hands, seen her defeat opponents in steel cages when no one thought possible. Now she is here, ready to show them all just what a Dragon can do.
Ace Heart: Your past record was impressive, but you have never faced against bonafide EWC talent, which is the best in the industry! Many people on the roster may take offence to those statements. And I for one will stab them with this very microphone, straight in their lower intestine!
Jade Dragon spins around showing her back, there is her patent large green with gold Chinese dragon shown in the open part of her back. Her hands glide down her sides with a sensual grin on her face as her emerald eyes sparkle in the light. She smiles at the comments of Ace Hart.
Jade Dragon: Good, I say bring it on! If they think they need that kind of motivation to face me, I say come right ahead sign a contract let’s see if you can beat me! Humble the Dragon if you can! I want the competition! I want them to come at me! I have been setting the wrestling world on fire and now let’s see if they can stop me! The fans are behind me! I know this is about who is the best in the ring. Some people do need to cheat, because let’s be realistic they don’t have the skill to win, the training, the true desire it takes to actually compete in this sport! Well they had better watch out! The Dragon has arrived to the EWC and she plans to give her opponents a deadly and fiery kiss starting with M Killer tonight!
With that she turns around winks and blows a kiss, walking away from Ace Heart leaving him alone at the interview station back stage, he watches her leave obvious that his eyes are mesmerized by her leaving figure. Then someone speaks in his ear piece, he looks over surprise broken away from other thoughts.
Ace Heart: I… err… That was Jade Dragon. I am Ace Hart, erect, lonely and with the serious need to pleasure myself. So with that in mind and a song in my heart, back to you Skippy and Aiello!
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Skippy: How does he still have a job?
Aiello: (laughing so hard that he can't answer)
Skippy: Good point there partner ... Anyway, let's assess the up coming match with a few pointers from Aiello!
Aiello: Ah ... ok, I'm ok now. So , onto the ...
"OverHaul"
Points to prove!
Points to prove!
Both wrestlers have a lot to prove here tonight and have everything to lose in the process!
Night of Champions Spot
Everyone has to start somewhere, and a spot on the NoC card and the chance to represent your brand and impress the GM's can only mean good things.
Involvement in the War
With all three brands gathering their armies, both President Mac and Steven Xavier will be looking for new soldiers to help them reign supreme.
Skippy: Excellent points there Aiello! Now onto Mene Gene for the official announcement!
Mene Gene: Ladies and gentlemen. The following match is scheduled for one fall, and the winner of the match will be Brawl's representative in the Rookie Brand Vs Brand Vs Brand match at Night of Champions! Introducing first. Standing at 5'11 and weighing in at 155lbs. She is the DRAGON LADY .... JADE DRAGON!!!!!!!!!!
The sound of the guitar strings being pulled as the lights change to gold. As the guitar starts to be accompanied by bass, the spot lights spread across the arena. The song ‘Life is Beautiful’ by Sixx: A.M. hits the speakers, growing louder and louder, as Jade Dragon walks out from behind the curtain. Standing there on the ramp podium dressed in her green leotard with the open back showing the tattoo that covers all her back of a green Chinese dragon coiling around, a golden sash is tied around her waist, with her slanted green eyes she surveys the fans in attendance, is the sultry Jade Dragon herself! Jade Dragon bows to her adoring fans before springing her arms outstretched as fireworks fly through the air up and up and up. Jade finally heads down to the ring slapping the hands that are leaned over to the ring. Jade Dragon jumps on a corner of the ring, climbs up to the top turnbuckle with her back turned showing off her tattoo before giving all her adoring fans a kiss. She then walks down loosening her neck moving to more a defensive posture towards her opponent in this match.
Mene Gene: And her opponent, from the Bronx in NY, weighing in at 260 lbs. He is M - KILLER!!!!!!!!!!
"Got Money" by LiL Wayne and T-PAIN’ suddenly starts to blare from the speakers. M-Killer walks out facing the ring then runs down the ramp, slapping people’s hands. M-Killer climbs into the ring, goes to the nearest turnbuckle and hops on the middle rope showing off his muscles. He then goes across the ring and repeats to that side.
The ref calls for the bell and Jade charges in, taking the big man by surprise. Unfortunately for Jade, size is a factor in that type of assault and Killer just laughs and does not budge. Killer picks up Jade and drops her with a back breaker that leaves Jade writhing in pain. Killer picks up Jade and goes for a Last Ride! Jade smiles as she reverses the attempt into a Huricarana and takes the big man off his feet and out of the ring!
Skippy: Impressive move there!
Aiello: Lucky, lucky git!
Skippy: What do you mean?
Aiello: Well, he gets paid to have her wrap her legs around his neck like that ...
Skippy: Ah, why did I even ask?
Killer shakes his head and gets back on the apron and attempts to get back in the ring. The attempt is met with a Shoulder Block in the gut from Jade that moves Killer just enough for him to fall off the apron and hit his jaw on the side of the ring. The ref backs up Jade as he starts to administer a ten count. Killer gets back in the ring before the ref gets to eight. Jade gives Killer some kicks to the gut to keep the big man down before she climbs to the top rope and hits Killer with a Shooting Star Press. Killer is out cold as Jade drags him to the centre of the ring. Jade picks up Killer and goes for a Chin Crusher! Killer start to become conscious as he counters the move and hits Jade with a Swinging Neck Breaker. The impact leaves both wrestlers on the mat gasping for air.
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Skippy: Man, Jade and Killer are putting on a good showing tonight. I see them going far on MNB!
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Aiello: What, Jade puts out on the first date? Damn man, you got to hook me up with that piece of ass!
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Skippy: No, I didn’t…nevermind let’s just watch the match.
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Jade starts to move first as she gets to her feet and hits Killer with a drop kick to the head that leaves Killer prone on the mat. Jade rolls Killer and applies ‘Dragon Talon’ to Killer. Killer is unconscious in the hold. The ref lifts Killer’s arm:
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The ref calls for the bell as Jade releases her hold and gets to her feet.
Mene Gen: The winner of the match ... and representing Brawl at Night of Champions …….JADE DRAGON!!!!!!!!!!
Jade celebrates in the ring as Brawl cuts to an EWC message and then to commercial.
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BDC: Hi, BDC here, urging all of our fans at home not to even THINK of attempting to do what we do in the ring! It takes years and years of training and practice to become a sports entertainer – unless your name is Jesse Nunez ... he just had rap battles and made love to John Cena ... so unless you want me to come round your house and beat the living crap out of you, your sister, your nan, and even your dog – DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME!
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The scene is set at a bar. Three arrows hit the bar, and we see The Madman Ebon walk over, stare at the arrows, and say:
Ebon: Well (hic), I've been drinking this British Strongbow cide(hic)r that Ssshhhteven Xsssavior sssshhugessshhted, and I've got to ssshhay that (hic) I'm now on my 8th can, and I'm ssshhtill ssshhtanding ... I don't sshhee what the big deal issshh ....
With that, Ebon falls flat on his face, completely out cold. Steven Xavier walks on screen, can of cider in his hand.
Xavier: More than a cider. More than a way to watch your pansy American and Canadian friends pass out due to the fact they THINK they can drink.
Strongbow.
More than a refreshing taste.
More than a refreshing taste.
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