Post by Michael Saint on Sept 6, 2008 12:27:36 GMT -6
It is before the show the fans have come in waiting but many have gone over to the side, the fans are happy and a buzz for dressed in her wrestling out is none other than Jade Dragon, who is happily talking to the fans signing autographs enjoying talking to the fans. The fans have watched the preview of the movie excited to talk to the Monday Night Brawl Star. She smiles talking to the fans actually enjoying herself as she enjoys the moment of just being with her fans.
Jade Dragon: Sure I will take a picture with you.
Jade Dragon says posing with a fan in a wheel chair with his parents she smiles as someone takes the camera shot. The smile is genuine as she crosses back over the railing as others try to get her attention. A security guard one of several for the EWC moves the crowd aside as Jade Dragon starts to sign another autograph. With an annoyed security officer in the back.
Jade Dragon: Jennifer is it?.
Security: Ma’am, we have to go, the intermission is about over.
Sighing Jade Dragon looks over her shoulder at him with a scowl and nods she did not want to leave as the fans are hungry for their chance of meeting her, but she needs to go now as the ring and next match are going to be coming up.
Jade Dragon: Alright.
Jade Dragon leaves with the security to the top of the ramp, there stands a tall man looking at her she smiles politely.
Jade Dragon: Oh… Mr. Shadow Man sorry for being in your light. I did not mean to delay your match.
Shadow smiles and shakes Jades hand
Shadow Man: No worries, my match isn't till later on. But um...listen...I thought we could talk...Yah...how about over here.
Shadow motions for Jade to follow him away from the cameras, as she moves towards him Shadow looks back at the camera men and winks
Jade Dragon: Alright…
<end>
(Ebon walks in through the backstage doors and the crowd in the arena begins to cheer, Ebon smirks and looks back through the doors)
Ebon: Come on guys lets get to catering before all the fried chicken is gone.
(Dread walks through the doors)
Dread: Fried Chicken? Mon lets get ova there! Hurry up mon!
(Movie star Neil Patrick Harris comes through the doors to a huge pop from the crowd)
NPH: Dude fuck Fried Chicken, I’ve got some shrooms.
(Dread’s face lights up, you’d think he just saw the reincarnation of Bob Marley)
Dread: Ebon, mon, fuck duh fried chicken im hanging out with NPH tonight!
Ebon: Alright man, don’t get into trouble. Last time I checked you were still on good terms and had your old job waiting for you.
Dread: Fry cook?
Ebon: …..no. Go get high, I cant talk to you when your like this.
(Dread and NPH walk down the hall way and Ebon turns and follows the signs that read “Catering”)
(The cameras find Dread and NPH underneath the stage, they are both high off there asses, Dread is wearing an empty gallon sized zip lock bag as a hat and NPH is staring at him.)
Dread: ey mon wut you lookin at?
NPH: Where’s the bathroom I gotta take a piss?
Dread: I don’t know mon go look faw it
(NPH gets up and starts to walk away from Dread, he walks down a hallway passing a few doors)
NPH: Where the fuck is the door with the bald little blue bathroom dude on it?
(He walks down a bit more passing some doors till he stops and seemingly he’s found what he’s looking for, the door he is standing on has this picture hanging from it)
NPH: Finally I was about to piss myself.
(He walks into the room and Mac is sitting at his desk and looks up at NPH who is surveying the room, he spots a potted plant and walks over to it)
NPH: This is a nice bathroom, it’s got a bathroom attendant, and I love the jungle motif I’ve never pissed in a urinal that looked like a potted plant
(NPH drops his pants to his ankles and begins to pee on the wall, missing the plant completely, Mac is dumbfounded)
Mac: Uhh, excuse me, sir…this isn’t a bathroom!
NPH: Of course it’s a bathroom why else would this room have an attendant, a picture of a bald guy on the door, and a plant modeled urinal?
Mac: NO! this is an office this is my office, who the hell are you pull your pants up damn it this is somewhat of a family show!
(NPH pulls his pants up and turns around, Mac is awestruck)
NPH: I’m Neil Patrick Harris, star of Doogie Hauser, How I Met Your Mother, and The Harold and Kumar movies.
Mac: Oh my god Mr. Patrick, er, Mr. Harris, er, Mr. Patrick Harris?
NPH: You can call me Neil Patrick Harris.
Mac: Oh Oh Oh, umm ok! Neil Patrick Harris I am your biggest fan!
(Mac jumps up and knocks the NOCX framed event poster off the wall revealing a poster of Neil Patrick Harris)
Mac: Neil Patrick Harris I would love for you to become involved in the show, how would you like to referee one of the most highly anticipated rematches in EWC’s history?...Chuck Norris vs. Jean Claude Van Damme!
NPH: (whispering) dude, don’t look now, but there is a unicorn standing behind you!
(Mac starts to turn around)
NPH: DON’T! make. Any. Sudden. Movements.
(Neil Patrick Harris backs out of the room slowly)
Jade Dragon: Sure I will take a picture with you.
Jade Dragon says posing with a fan in a wheel chair with his parents she smiles as someone takes the camera shot. The smile is genuine as she crosses back over the railing as others try to get her attention. A security guard one of several for the EWC moves the crowd aside as Jade Dragon starts to sign another autograph. With an annoyed security officer in the back.
Jade Dragon: Jennifer is it?.
Security: Ma’am, we have to go, the intermission is about over.
Sighing Jade Dragon looks over her shoulder at him with a scowl and nods she did not want to leave as the fans are hungry for their chance of meeting her, but she needs to go now as the ring and next match are going to be coming up.
Jade Dragon: Alright.
Jade Dragon leaves with the security to the top of the ramp, there stands a tall man looking at her she smiles politely.
Jade Dragon: Oh… Mr. Shadow Man sorry for being in your light. I did not mean to delay your match.
Shadow smiles and shakes Jades hand
Shadow Man: No worries, my match isn't till later on. But um...listen...I thought we could talk...Yah...how about over here.
Shadow motions for Jade to follow him away from the cameras, as she moves towards him Shadow looks back at the camera men and winks
Jade Dragon: Alright…
<end>
(Ebon walks in through the backstage doors and the crowd in the arena begins to cheer, Ebon smirks and looks back through the doors)
Ebon: Come on guys lets get to catering before all the fried chicken is gone.
(Dread walks through the doors)
Dread: Fried Chicken? Mon lets get ova there! Hurry up mon!
(Movie star Neil Patrick Harris comes through the doors to a huge pop from the crowd)
NPH: Dude fuck Fried Chicken, I’ve got some shrooms.
(Dread’s face lights up, you’d think he just saw the reincarnation of Bob Marley)
Dread: Ebon, mon, fuck duh fried chicken im hanging out with NPH tonight!
Ebon: Alright man, don’t get into trouble. Last time I checked you were still on good terms and had your old job waiting for you.
Dread: Fry cook?
Ebon: …..no. Go get high, I cant talk to you when your like this.
(Dread and NPH walk down the hall way and Ebon turns and follows the signs that read “Catering”)
(The cameras find Dread and NPH underneath the stage, they are both high off there asses, Dread is wearing an empty gallon sized zip lock bag as a hat and NPH is staring at him.)
Dread: ey mon wut you lookin at?
NPH: Where’s the bathroom I gotta take a piss?
Dread: I don’t know mon go look faw it
(NPH gets up and starts to walk away from Dread, he walks down a hallway passing a few doors)
NPH: Where the fuck is the door with the bald little blue bathroom dude on it?
(He walks down a bit more passing some doors till he stops and seemingly he’s found what he’s looking for, the door he is standing on has this picture hanging from it)
NPH: Finally I was about to piss myself.
(He walks into the room and Mac is sitting at his desk and looks up at NPH who is surveying the room, he spots a potted plant and walks over to it)
NPH: This is a nice bathroom, it’s got a bathroom attendant, and I love the jungle motif I’ve never pissed in a urinal that looked like a potted plant
(NPH drops his pants to his ankles and begins to pee on the wall, missing the plant completely, Mac is dumbfounded)
Mac: Uhh, excuse me, sir…this isn’t a bathroom!
NPH: Of course it’s a bathroom why else would this room have an attendant, a picture of a bald guy on the door, and a plant modeled urinal?
Mac: NO! this is an office this is my office, who the hell are you pull your pants up damn it this is somewhat of a family show!
(NPH pulls his pants up and turns around, Mac is awestruck)
NPH: I’m Neil Patrick Harris, star of Doogie Hauser, How I Met Your Mother, and The Harold and Kumar movies.
Mac: Oh my god Mr. Patrick, er, Mr. Harris, er, Mr. Patrick Harris?
NPH: You can call me Neil Patrick Harris.
Mac: Oh Oh Oh, umm ok! Neil Patrick Harris I am your biggest fan!
(Mac jumps up and knocks the NOCX framed event poster off the wall revealing a poster of Neil Patrick Harris)
Mac: Neil Patrick Harris I would love for you to become involved in the show, how would you like to referee one of the most highly anticipated rematches in EWC’s history?...Chuck Norris vs. Jean Claude Van Damme!
NPH: (whispering) dude, don’t look now, but there is a unicorn standing behind you!
(Mac starts to turn around)
NPH: DON’T! make. Any. Sudden. Movements.
(Neil Patrick Harris backs out of the room slowly)
FREE-VIEW-POLITICALLY INCORRECT-BATTLE
Mel "I Hate Jews when I'm Drunk" Gibson VS Tom "Couch Jumping ORGS Hating" Cruise
Mel Gibson comes out and the fans boo and cheer as he makes his way to the ring. Tom Cruise walks to the ring, receiving the same reaction.
The ref checks Mel Gibson's boots and knee pads as Tom Cruise tests out the ropes. The bell rings and Mel Gibson rakes the face of Tom Cruise in attempt to get an early advantage. Tom Cruise punches Mel Gibson in the gut. Mel doubles over and Tom starts to show off to the crown. Mel Gibson comes from behind and bulldogs Tom Cruise. Mel stands up and poses as Tom gets up. Tom Cruise grabs Mel Gibson's head and DDT's him on the mat. Tom Cruise scrambles back to his feet and hits Mel Gibson with an elbow drop. Tom kicks Mel on the mat. Mel Gibson climbs to his feet and punches Tom in the head. Mel Gibson bites Tom Cruise's arm out of desperation. Tom Cruise bounces Mel Gibson off the ropes and hits him with a backdrop over the ropes, sending Mel Gibson ringside. The ref starts the count.
...1
Tom Cruise throws a chair at Mel Gibson, knocking him to the matt.
...2
Tom Cruise hits fist drop on Mel, he continues the assault as he stomps Mel Gibson's head. The ref shouting for them to get back into the ring.
…3…4
Mel rolls out of the way of another stop and quickly gets to his feet, but not before punching Tom Cruise in the groin. Tom doubles over in pain and Mel knees him in the face. Tom falls to the mat holding his face, blood coming from his broken nose.
…5…6
Mel proceeds to kick Tom Cruise in the mid section as he rolls around on the floor. Mel drops to the floor and covers Tom. Tom punches Mel in the head and climbs to his feet. The fans yell at Mel for trying to make a pin outside the ring. Tom whips Mel Gibson into the ring post, Mel slumps over and topples to the floor.
…7…8
Tom showboats and goes over to Mel, grabbing him by the shirt; he sits him up and starts trash talking. Mel hit Tom with a few sharp jabs to the head. Tom lets go and staggers back, tripping over the chair he’d thrown early. Tom Cruises falls to the mat. Mel Gibson lies back out of breathe.
...9 …10.
The ref calls for the bell as both men get counted out
Mel "I Hate Jews when I'm Drunk" Gibson VS Tom "Couch Jumping ORGS Hating" Cruise
Mel Gibson comes out and the fans boo and cheer as he makes his way to the ring. Tom Cruise walks to the ring, receiving the same reaction.
The ref checks Mel Gibson's boots and knee pads as Tom Cruise tests out the ropes. The bell rings and Mel Gibson rakes the face of Tom Cruise in attempt to get an early advantage. Tom Cruise punches Mel Gibson in the gut. Mel doubles over and Tom starts to show off to the crown. Mel Gibson comes from behind and bulldogs Tom Cruise. Mel stands up and poses as Tom gets up. Tom Cruise grabs Mel Gibson's head and DDT's him on the mat. Tom Cruise scrambles back to his feet and hits Mel Gibson with an elbow drop. Tom kicks Mel on the mat. Mel Gibson climbs to his feet and punches Tom in the head. Mel Gibson bites Tom Cruise's arm out of desperation. Tom Cruise bounces Mel Gibson off the ropes and hits him with a backdrop over the ropes, sending Mel Gibson ringside. The ref starts the count.
...1
Tom Cruise throws a chair at Mel Gibson, knocking him to the matt.
...2
Tom Cruise hits fist drop on Mel, he continues the assault as he stomps Mel Gibson's head. The ref shouting for them to get back into the ring.
…3…4
Mel rolls out of the way of another stop and quickly gets to his feet, but not before punching Tom Cruise in the groin. Tom doubles over in pain and Mel knees him in the face. Tom falls to the mat holding his face, blood coming from his broken nose.
…5…6
Mel proceeds to kick Tom Cruise in the mid section as he rolls around on the floor. Mel drops to the floor and covers Tom. Tom punches Mel in the head and climbs to his feet. The fans yell at Mel for trying to make a pin outside the ring. Tom whips Mel Gibson into the ring post, Mel slumps over and topples to the floor.
…7…8
Tom showboats and goes over to Mel, grabbing him by the shirt; he sits him up and starts trash talking. Mel hit Tom with a few sharp jabs to the head. Tom lets go and staggers back, tripping over the chair he’d thrown early. Tom Cruises falls to the mat. Mel Gibson lies back out of breathe.
...9 …10.
The ref calls for the bell as both men get counted out