Post by Michael Saint on Feb 16, 2009 20:26:46 GMT -6
(The show opens with Michael Saint and Moses Lake in the middle of the ring.)
Michael Saint: Ladies and gentlemen I present to you the man that will be the next Unified World Champion Moses Lake!
(Booing)
Moses Lake: You know since Wrestlefest I have been getting strange looks from people. People have been questioning my actions at that event. People want to know why I would choose to side with a man like Michael Saint.
(booing)
Moses Lake: It is quite simple my friends. I told the world that I would do whatever it takes to win the title. That gold is more important to me than anything else in this world. Even the respect of you backwards ass fans here in EWC.
(booing)
Moses Lake: Now I know what you are all thinking "Moses you are not champion Amy Rosen is", well that is true, but I should be champion right at this moment if it were not for El Chupacabra.
(Cheers)
Michael Saint: That whole situation is going to be ratified very very soon though Moses so do not worry. First I want to announced that at our next Pay Per View on March 22nd Moses Lake will once again get a shot at his title when he has a rematch with Amy Rosen.
(Cheers)
Michael Saint: And you are looking at the man who will be the Special Guest Referee!
(Booing)
Michael Saint: That brings me to the other issue and that is El Chupacabra. Well older brother you screwed yourself over once again. Now as part of your suspension you will not be allowed in any building that the EWC is doing a show at.
(Personal Jesus hits on the PA as El Chupacabra comes to the ring with a piece of paper in his hand.)
El Chupacabra: Actually little brother I will be returning to an EWC ring very very soon.
Michael Saint: I doubt that.
El Chupacabra: I don't.
(He holds up the piece of paper)
El Chupacabra: This right here is my EWC contract. It states that I am required to work a certain amount of dates a year. If I am not injured and am able to wrestle I am required to be here every week.
Michael Saint: You are not injured you are suspended.
El Chupacabra: True, but you forget that my best friend is married to a Jew and she is very good at legal matters. We found a loophole that says that I am required to work and any suspensions are to be lifted right away.
Michael Saint: Or what?
El Chupacabra: Or my little Jew buddy and I sue this place for all its worth. Remember Michael you can't fuck with Jew's on legal matters.
Michael Saint: Do you know who you are threatening here? I am the only Icon of the EWC. I am the reason that all the people are here now. Everyone else who was staff walked out when things looked down. I am EWC now and you are threatening me.
El Chupacabra: I offer you a way out Michael. You want me gone for good you get it. At the Pay Per View in March you can have a chance. I challenge you to a match one on one. No rules. If you win I will leave EWC and never return.
Michael Saint: Fine, but remember brother you can't win this.
(Moses Lake jumps Chupa and along with the VP starts to lay into him. From the back runs in Jesse Nunez to make the save! Saint and Moses go to the back as we go to commecial)
[glow=red,2,300]Singles Match[/glow]
Azreal vs Stung
This would be a short and sweet match. Azreal would dominate Stung for about five minutes before hitting him with The Harvesting Sorrow for the pin fall.
(Open backstage)
Michael Saint: First Chupa now Nunez. This is not going to happen to me. I am not going to take this
(Elijah enters)
Elijah Muhammed Siad: I want Chupa and I want him now.
Michael Saint: I can't give you Chupa tonight, but next show he is all yours my friend. As for Nunez lets see how he fairs against the next champion of this federation Moses Lake next show.
(Commecial)
Michael Saint: Ladies and gentlemen I present to you the man that will be the next Unified World Champion Moses Lake!
(Booing)
Moses Lake: You know since Wrestlefest I have been getting strange looks from people. People have been questioning my actions at that event. People want to know why I would choose to side with a man like Michael Saint.
(booing)
Moses Lake: It is quite simple my friends. I told the world that I would do whatever it takes to win the title. That gold is more important to me than anything else in this world. Even the respect of you backwards ass fans here in EWC.
(booing)
Moses Lake: Now I know what you are all thinking "Moses you are not champion Amy Rosen is", well that is true, but I should be champion right at this moment if it were not for El Chupacabra.
(Cheers)
Michael Saint: That whole situation is going to be ratified very very soon though Moses so do not worry. First I want to announced that at our next Pay Per View on March 22nd Moses Lake will once again get a shot at his title when he has a rematch with Amy Rosen.
(Cheers)
Michael Saint: And you are looking at the man who will be the Special Guest Referee!
(Booing)
Michael Saint: That brings me to the other issue and that is El Chupacabra. Well older brother you screwed yourself over once again. Now as part of your suspension you will not be allowed in any building that the EWC is doing a show at.
(Personal Jesus hits on the PA as El Chupacabra comes to the ring with a piece of paper in his hand.)
El Chupacabra: Actually little brother I will be returning to an EWC ring very very soon.
Michael Saint: I doubt that.
El Chupacabra: I don't.
(He holds up the piece of paper)
El Chupacabra: This right here is my EWC contract. It states that I am required to work a certain amount of dates a year. If I am not injured and am able to wrestle I am required to be here every week.
Michael Saint: You are not injured you are suspended.
El Chupacabra: True, but you forget that my best friend is married to a Jew and she is very good at legal matters. We found a loophole that says that I am required to work and any suspensions are to be lifted right away.
Michael Saint: Or what?
El Chupacabra: Or my little Jew buddy and I sue this place for all its worth. Remember Michael you can't fuck with Jew's on legal matters.
Michael Saint: Do you know who you are threatening here? I am the only Icon of the EWC. I am the reason that all the people are here now. Everyone else who was staff walked out when things looked down. I am EWC now and you are threatening me.
El Chupacabra: I offer you a way out Michael. You want me gone for good you get it. At the Pay Per View in March you can have a chance. I challenge you to a match one on one. No rules. If you win I will leave EWC and never return.
Michael Saint: Fine, but remember brother you can't win this.
(Moses Lake jumps Chupa and along with the VP starts to lay into him. From the back runs in Jesse Nunez to make the save! Saint and Moses go to the back as we go to commecial)
[glow=red,2,300]Singles Match[/glow]
Azreal vs Stung
This would be a short and sweet match. Azreal would dominate Stung for about five minutes before hitting him with The Harvesting Sorrow for the pin fall.
(Open backstage)
Michael Saint: First Chupa now Nunez. This is not going to happen to me. I am not going to take this
(Elijah enters)
Elijah Muhammed Siad: I want Chupa and I want him now.
Michael Saint: I can't give you Chupa tonight, but next show he is all yours my friend. As for Nunez lets see how he fairs against the next champion of this federation Moses Lake next show.
(Commecial)