Post by Michael Saint on Apr 11, 2009 19:04:23 GMT -6
[glow=green,2,300]Stranglemania 7[/glow]
The door opened up as Michael Saint began to yell that he didn’t want anybody disturbing him right now. The man enters anyways. He is wearing a full body black suit that hides his face and everything. His goggles glow a bit even in the light. With him he carries a black brief case and walks to Saint’s desk.
Michael Saint: Who the hell are you!
Captain X: People call me X. I work for Mr. Strange
Michael Saint: X? You mean like the X Division title? Are you here to bribe me?
X: In a sense I guess I am.
Michael Saint: Hey, even I don’t accept bribes especially from no mad man who keeps freaking out my audience. I’m going to have to ask you to leave before security makes you leave.
X: Security? What security? I walked in here. You had one hired cop. Not even a real security guard. In fact I’m pretty sure he’s blind too because you wouldn’t even look my way as I walked in here.
Michael Saint: Yes well… Money is a little tight right now no thanks to that stunt from earlier in HCW when he had to scare EVERYBODY away with that little performance of his. Do you know how many lawsuits we had to deal with? It didn’t really help having a bunch of missing dead people lying on the floor.
X: Let’s cut to the chase then.
X puts the brief case down and opens it up and slides it Saint’s way.
X: $250,000 if you let Mr. Strange host his fight in his own cage.
Saint’s jaw dropped for a bit.
Michael Saint: Let me get this straight. This man that I am paying wants to pay ME money? I take this money and he hosts his part of the show so where else where no one but CI can get hurt and maybe a ref or two? What’s the catch? Is he carrying a weapon inside it? Did he trick it out so only he could win?
X: The generous and wealthy Mr. Strange wants the hardcore title and the X Division title to be fought for in a more suitable but fair cage. He guarantees that the viewers will eat it up and that it will be both fair for Captain Insanity and himself. In fact, he isn’t even making the cage, making the cage would be my job. I’m sure you’ll enjoy the fight as much as I will. Here’s a picture of it.
X pulls out a picture of the cage and hands it to Saint. He takes and examines it.
X: What do you think?
Michael Saint: Oh… This is good…. This is really, really good! And your not going to even try to hide something in there that only Strange can get to?
X: He told me that if I did, he would execute me in front of the others to set an example.
Michael Saint: I’ll take your word for it then!
Saint grabs the brief case and pulls it close to him.
Michael Saint: We have a deal!
[glow=green,2,300]Opener[/glow]
Kid Cannibis vs Deacon King
The lights dim down as Death Before Dishonor slowly begins to rise from the PA system. He walks from behind the curtain and stares out into the crowd. He than focuses on the ring and proceeds down the ramp and rolls under the bottom rope.
Kryptonite" By Big Boi and the Purple Ribbon All Stars plays as Kid Cannibis comes to the ring.
(The bell rings and we are underway. Kid Can locks up with Deacon. Kid Can with a go behind into a hammerlock. Kid Can gets Deacon on the mat and drops a leg on the back of his head. Deacon is not down long as he pops up and takes over Kid Can with a hiptoss. Kid Can is up and answers Deacon with a hip toss of his own. Kid Can with a boot and sets up for a DDT, but Deacon is able to just throw him off to stop the manuever from happening. Deacon rolls to the outside. He is not safe as Kid Can hits the ropes and comes back with a no hands dive to the outside onto his opponent. Kid Can throws Deacon back into the ring and drops him with that DDT he was looking for just a bit earlier. Kid Can goes up top and Spliff Star!!!!!!!!!!!!
1
2
kickout by Deacon King!!!!!)
Khan: He almost had him there.
Madden: The former HCW Champion shows he has not lost a step since his return.
(Deacon is slow to his feet and Kid Can goes for a Superkick, but Deacon catches his foot and is able to hit him with a capture suplex out of nowhere! Both men are to there feet and Deacon sets up for The Philly Blunt, but Kid Can is able to get out of the move and drop him with another stiff DDT. Kid Can goes up top again and goes for another Spliff Star, but this time Deacon rolls out of the way, but Kid Can lands on his feet!!!!!!!!!!!!! Deacon with a boot and a suplex before finishing up with a standing shooting star press!
1
2
kickout by Kid Can!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Deacon sets up for The Philly Blunt again, but Kid Can gets out grabs the head of Deacon and The Chonic!!!!!!!!!!!
1
2
3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Winner: Kid Cannibis!
The door opened up as Michael Saint began to yell that he didn’t want anybody disturbing him right now. The man enters anyways. He is wearing a full body black suit that hides his face and everything. His goggles glow a bit even in the light. With him he carries a black brief case and walks to Saint’s desk.
Michael Saint: Who the hell are you!
Captain X: People call me X. I work for Mr. Strange
Michael Saint: X? You mean like the X Division title? Are you here to bribe me?
X: In a sense I guess I am.
Michael Saint: Hey, even I don’t accept bribes especially from no mad man who keeps freaking out my audience. I’m going to have to ask you to leave before security makes you leave.
X: Security? What security? I walked in here. You had one hired cop. Not even a real security guard. In fact I’m pretty sure he’s blind too because you wouldn’t even look my way as I walked in here.
Michael Saint: Yes well… Money is a little tight right now no thanks to that stunt from earlier in HCW when he had to scare EVERYBODY away with that little performance of his. Do you know how many lawsuits we had to deal with? It didn’t really help having a bunch of missing dead people lying on the floor.
X: Let’s cut to the chase then.
X puts the brief case down and opens it up and slides it Saint’s way.
X: $250,000 if you let Mr. Strange host his fight in his own cage.
Saint’s jaw dropped for a bit.
Michael Saint: Let me get this straight. This man that I am paying wants to pay ME money? I take this money and he hosts his part of the show so where else where no one but CI can get hurt and maybe a ref or two? What’s the catch? Is he carrying a weapon inside it? Did he trick it out so only he could win?
X: The generous and wealthy Mr. Strange wants the hardcore title and the X Division title to be fought for in a more suitable but fair cage. He guarantees that the viewers will eat it up and that it will be both fair for Captain Insanity and himself. In fact, he isn’t even making the cage, making the cage would be my job. I’m sure you’ll enjoy the fight as much as I will. Here’s a picture of it.
X pulls out a picture of the cage and hands it to Saint. He takes and examines it.
X: What do you think?
Michael Saint: Oh… This is good…. This is really, really good! And your not going to even try to hide something in there that only Strange can get to?
X: He told me that if I did, he would execute me in front of the others to set an example.
Michael Saint: I’ll take your word for it then!
Saint grabs the brief case and pulls it close to him.
Michael Saint: We have a deal!
[glow=green,2,300]Opener[/glow]
Kid Cannibis vs Deacon King
The lights dim down as Death Before Dishonor slowly begins to rise from the PA system. He walks from behind the curtain and stares out into the crowd. He than focuses on the ring and proceeds down the ramp and rolls under the bottom rope.
Kryptonite" By Big Boi and the Purple Ribbon All Stars plays as Kid Cannibis comes to the ring.
(The bell rings and we are underway. Kid Can locks up with Deacon. Kid Can with a go behind into a hammerlock. Kid Can gets Deacon on the mat and drops a leg on the back of his head. Deacon is not down long as he pops up and takes over Kid Can with a hiptoss. Kid Can is up and answers Deacon with a hip toss of his own. Kid Can with a boot and sets up for a DDT, but Deacon is able to just throw him off to stop the manuever from happening. Deacon rolls to the outside. He is not safe as Kid Can hits the ropes and comes back with a no hands dive to the outside onto his opponent. Kid Can throws Deacon back into the ring and drops him with that DDT he was looking for just a bit earlier. Kid Can goes up top and Spliff Star!!!!!!!!!!!!
1
2
kickout by Deacon King!!!!!)
Khan: He almost had him there.
Madden: The former HCW Champion shows he has not lost a step since his return.
(Deacon is slow to his feet and Kid Can goes for a Superkick, but Deacon catches his foot and is able to hit him with a capture suplex out of nowhere! Both men are to there feet and Deacon sets up for The Philly Blunt, but Kid Can is able to get out of the move and drop him with another stiff DDT. Kid Can goes up top again and goes for another Spliff Star, but this time Deacon rolls out of the way, but Kid Can lands on his feet!!!!!!!!!!!!! Deacon with a boot and a suplex before finishing up with a standing shooting star press!
1
2
kickout by Kid Can!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Deacon sets up for The Philly Blunt again, but Kid Can gets out grabs the head of Deacon and The Chonic!!!!!!!!!!!
1
2
3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Winner: Kid Cannibis!