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Post by Michael Saint on Jun 27, 2009 18:17:29 GMT -6
Michael Saint makes his way down to the ring as Rampage is live on air, he is expected to announce a new general manager of the EwC, the crowd are on their feet in anticipation wondering who it will be, he grabs a mic from the announcer. Saint: Welcome to Friday Night Rampage...
Saint gets a pop from the crowd.
Saint: I guess most of you have already heard that i have signed a new general manager in the EwC. Ladies and gentlemen... Jayden Rhodes!
‘This new divide’ by Linkin Park hits the PA system as Jayden Rhodes appears on the stage, he greets the crowd slapping some fans hands and saluting the higher tier crowd. He steps through the ropes and shakes Michael Saints hand and Saint hands him the mic. Jayden takes in the crowd before introducing himself.
Rhodes: Thanks guys, it’s great to be here. I’ll keep it short and sweet so we can get on with a cracking show and a cracking main event tonight. I do have an announcement to make though. Following our next pay-per-view Scars and Stripes, Friday Night Rampage will go back to a weekly show. Every friday night your now be able to get your fix of Extreme wrestling Corporation.
The crowd go into a frenzy.
Jayden: EwC is going to be huge once more starting tonight, Saint has done a great job here in the EwC and we all owe him a lot, now we can move onto to bigger things. For now please enjoy this great match up we have next between Pence Weatherlight and Haven’s Outlaw.
Linkin Park plays once again as Saint and Rhodes shake hands again and Rhodes salutes the crowd as Rhodes leaves the ring leaving Saint to do the coin toss which is up next.
(We come back from commercial to see the eight combatants of the main event standing in the room.)
Ref: This is a coin toss to decide which team will have the advantage in the cage of death match.
Lena: He can call it in the air.
Saint: Deal
(The coin flips)
Saint: Heads!!!!!
(The ref cathes it and)
Ref: Heads it is. Saint your team has won the right to have the advantage in cage of death.
Saint: Thank you very much.
Lena: How did he do that?
Amy: He is lucky
Saint: Luck had nothing to do with it.
Chupa: It was a double sided coin.
(Everyone looks at Chupa.)
Chupa: Just check the coin
(Lena looks at the coin)
Lena: He is right.
Chupa: Don't worry about it. We do not need an advantage in this match we will win no matter what.
(The rest of Chupa's team look at him.)
Chupa: Trust me. I am smart.
( We fade to the ring for the first match.)
[glow=red,2,300]Opener[/glow] Haven's Outlaw vs Pence
Pence Weatherlight vs Haven’s Outlaw Madden: So ladies and gentlemen this is the first match of the new Jayden Rhodes era here in the EwC.
Khan: We just heard the huge news broken from Michael Saint, we have a new general manager in the EwC.
Madden: And that wasn’t it, the new GM’s first announcement as general manager was that Friday Night Rampage once again will go back to it’s weekly format following our next pay-per-view Scars and Stripes 2009.
Both men enter the ring as the referee signals for the beginning of the match, both me circle the ring for a few seconds and lock up in the center of the ring. Pence with the weight advantages pushes Outlaw back into the corner before the referee calls for the break, the crowd are firmly getting behind Pence in the early stages of the match. They both go for a second lock up before Outlaw kicks Pence in midsection to get the early advantage in the match, he begins connecting with a few hard rights before an attempt at whipping Pence into the ropes, who then reverses it and knocks Outlaw down with a shoulder block. Outlaw quickly gets back up and runs at Pence who knocks him back down with a clothesline, but again Haven’s outlaw is up quickly and Pence delivers a suplex and goes for a quick cover.
1...
A quick kick out by the hundred and ninety pounder.
Madden: First pinfall of the match up goes to Pence Weatherlight.
Both men get back up to their feet and exchange rights, before Pence whips Outlaw into the ropes, he comes off and lands a crossbody on Pence and this time he goes for the quick cover.
1...
Kick out this time by Pence.
Khan: That’s one a piece now, it’s a quick start to this match.
Outlaw bounces of the ropes himself and bulldogs Pence and climbs the turnbuckle, he dives of the top rope attempting a frog splash, but Pence with great ring awareness rolls out of the way leaving Outlaw with a face full of canvas. Pence is up and grabs Outlaw by the hair and body slams him to the mat, he bounces of the ropes and lands a leg drop to the throat of Outlaw and goes for the cover. 1...
2...
Kick out. Pence again gets Outlaw to his feet and whips him into the corner and rushes at him only for Outlaw to use the aid of the ropes to lift himself up and deliver two boots to the face of Pence, Outlaw quickly climbs the top rope and connects with a hurricanrana to Pence, Pence quickly gets up to his feet dazed and Outlaw super kicks Pence straight to the jaw.
Madden: What a shot by Outlaw, this could be it?
Outlaw hooks the leg. 1...
2...
And Pence gets the shoulder up a split second from three. Outlaw waits on Pence to get to his feet and hits him with a right, he whips Pence who reverses it and whips Outlaw into the turnbuckle, Pence walks towards Outlaw who in a flash hits with a drop toe hold sending pence face first into the turnbuckle covers. Out begins his assault on Pence with a couple knife chops with the crowd ‘Woooo’ing’ at every one. Outlaw drags Pence by the arm into the center of the ring and goes for an ambitious chokeslam on Pence who reverses and drops Outlaw with a spike DDT. Both men are down for a second before Pence rolls his arm over Outlaw and the ref begins his count. 1...
2...
Outlaw rolls his shoulder up to end the three count just in time. Both men struggle to get to their feet, Outlaw using the ropes to help himself up. They exchange rights with the bigger man Pence Weatherlight getting the advantage and whips Outlaw into the ropes and delivers a back body drop. Outlaw holds his back in pain as Pence drags him to his feet. Pence signals the end and attempts ‘The Heavy Artillery’, but in Pence’s shock he turns it into another bulldog, Outlaw climbs to the top rope and this time lands the five star frog splash, he hooks the leg. 1...
2...
Kick out by Pence just in the knick of time.
Madden: What a match to kick off this new era in Extreme Wrestling Corporation, both men giving their all.
Both men get slowly to their feet Pence struggling to stay vertical after the frog splash, Outlaw sets up for the Final Doom, but in a flash Pence reverses it into a roll up. 1...
2...
Kick out by Outlaw.
Madden: I thought Pence stole it there.
Pence moves in on Outlaw and goes for the Battle Testimony, but this time Outlaw reverses into a small package. 1...
2...
Kick Out by Pence. They get to their feet and turn around only for Pence to land the Battle Testimony out of nowhere. 1...
2...
3!
Madden: It’s over, Pence has won it, a great opening match here.
Pence raises his hand in victory as the crowd chant his name.
Khan: It was a great match, what a win for Pence tonight.
Outlaw rolls out of the ring holding the back of his head while looking back at Pence mouthing that he got lucky. Pence meanwhile continues to celebrate back in the ring.
Post match for the second week in a row Pence would be attacked, but the big man. This time getting speared out of his boots.
(Open backstage where we see Michael Saint with the big man who just moments ago attacked Pence as well as EWC Interviewer Mark Madden)
Mark: Michael Saint just moments ago we saw the man attack Pence in the center of that ring why did that happen. It is the second week straight.
Saint: First off you do not call him that man anymore. This man is Trauma. Those of you who used to watch SWA might know him as my good friend Kryptochild. He has been waiting for the moment to come to EWC and I chose it for him now he is hear.
Mark: Why Pence?
Saint: Pence thinks he is big man. Talking about being entertaining. He just beat Haven's Outlaw in a match that was sub par by any standards. Pence wants to main event a show. Pence wants the Unified World Championship. Pence has the love of the fans for some reason. Personally I do not care about the fans I know what they need more than they do. What they need and what Pence needs is a reality check. He is not on the level of the top of EWC. I let my buddy here knock him down a few pegs.
Mark: Why not do it yourself?
Saint: It would be a waist of my energy to do so. I am above Pence and I am above his fans. Tonight I get one step closer to taking a title from Amy Rosen that I deserve more than she does. I ask you why waist my time on someone opening a show when I can go after the biggest dog in the yard.
Mark: I don't know.
Saint: And that is why you will never understand this business.
(Fade to the ring)
Last Edit: Jun 28, 2009 16:37:30 GMT -6 by Michael Saint
Post by Michael Saint on Jun 27, 2009 18:19:39 GMT -6
[glow=red,2,300]Singles Match[/glow] Mr. Strange vs Goth
Mr. Strange vs Goth
Madden: Welcome back ladies and gentlemen to this historic Friday Night Rampage, next up is the match between Mr. Strange and Goth and Khan, this should be another treat for the fans in attendance and across the world watching at home.
Khan: Yeah certainly Mark, both these two will feel they have something to prove to the new general manager.
Both men make their entrances to the ring and the referee rings the bell and the match gets on the way, it starts with a quick pace as Strange dodges any lock up that Goth attempts. Strange gets in a couple of quick jabs to Goth who dodges, they eventually lock up and Goth throws Strange down to the mat. He quickly gets to his feet and runs at Goth who knocks him down with a hard clothesline, again Strange gets up and Goth whips him into the ropes and Strange comes off the ropes and ducks another clothesline, he suddenly stops and Goth turns around, right into a jawbreaker. Strange goes for the cover. 1...
2...
Kick out by Goth. Strange lays into Goth with a few stiff kicks to the body, finally Goth forces his way back to his feet and blocks Strange, he whips Strange into the turnbuckle and runs at him and clotheslines him in the corner, he then drags Strange into the center of the ring and hits a snap suplex and hooks the leg. 1...
2...
Kick out on two by Strange. Goth grabs Strange and lifts him up, he hits another suplex and covers him. 1...
2...
Kick out again by Strange. Goth punches the mat in frustration and does the same again with th suplex, but Strange reverses it and lands a DDT. Both men are down as the referee begins a count. 1...
2...
3...
4...
5... 6... Both men finally get to their feet and start exchanging blows. Strange attempts to whip Goth, but he uses his weight advantage and reverses it whipping Strange into the ropes and back body drops him. Strange quickly gets to his feet and turns into Goth who puts him down with a body slam and goes for the cover. 1...
2...
But Strange gets his shoulder up. Goth begins stomping away at Strange and then whips him into the turnbuckle, he again rushes at Strange who moves out of the way in the knick of time and Goth runs straight into the turnbuckle. Strange climbs the turnbuckle and grabs Goth and lands a tornado DDT from the top. He hooks the leg of Goth. 1...
2...
Kick out by Goth. Goth gets to his feet but is in a daze and Strange goes for his finisher the Ace of Spades but somehow Goth avoids what would surely be the end and spears Strange. Cover. 1...
2...
Kick out, but so close to the win. Both men slowly get to their feet in what’s been a quick paced match up and out of nowhere Goth reaches deep and goes for the Gothic Dream, but an amazing reverse by Strange sees him hit a devastating Royal Crush on Goth. He hooks the leg. 1...
2...
3! Mr. Strange has done.
Khan: A really good showing by both men tonight, but a very good win for Mr. Strange.
Strange starts celebrating while Goth his still down in pain, the celebrations continue for Strange as we head for another commercial break.
(Open backstage where we see Cameron Hayden and Mark Madden)
Mark: Last week Cameron Hayden we saw you attack your long time friend El Chupacabra forcing him into a handicap match for his Tag Team Championship. The world wants to know what is on your mind?
Cameron: Everywhere I hear it is why? Why Cameron? Why did you turn on Chupa? Why did you screw him over? I am sick of it. These bunch of morons know nothing. They cheered me when I was helping out Chupa and fighting off Saint, but turned on me when I sided with my best friend Michael Saint. You see lets rewind a bit shall we? Two years ago at Scars and Stripes it was Chupa vs Hayden for the first time and for what I thought the last time. I was going to retire after that match everyone knew it. I went out and had a great match. I came up short on that night, but I walked out with dignity at least. Monthes passed by and I was sitting at my house a lot. It was a hard time. Made only worse by the fact that I was not getting much contact.
(He laughs)
Cameron: It shows you that you are only wanted in this business when you are wanted and not before or after. Mark Madden do you know who it was that would still talk to me then?
Mark: Who?
Cameron: Well it wasn't Chupa. Yeah if he was in town for a show I got to see him, but other than that nothing. Not a letter, an email, hell not even a phone call. The man that stayed in contact with me was Michael Saint. I thought that Chupa would do me a favor after I left and keep in touch better, but that did not happen. I was watching EWC and I saw how people were treating my friend Michael and it made me sick. I saw the crap that was being thrown his way. It was horrid. Everyone walked out on him. I saw his own brother treating him like trash. So I got a call from Saint to come back. We had a plan I would get on Chupa's side and turn on him. We were going to eliminate one of our troubles right away. That is what I did.
(Camera pans over to see Chupa sitting down in a corner watching)
Cameron: Look at him. Pathetic. I used to admire him. What was I thinking. I drug addict. A man that is not on my level at all. I am above you Chupa get over it. I out smarted you Chupa.
(Chupa stands and walks over.)
Chupa: You got one over on me Cameron I will admit it, but it is one and only one that you will get. I just talked to the acting Vice President Lena Rosen. Main Event for Scars and Stripes will be El Chupacabra against Cameron Hayden in a something I like to call A Fuyou Shima Match. We elevate one ring off the ground about 25 feet. We put two more rings to each side of the original under it. Best 2 out of 3 falls No DQ No Count Out. First fall for each man is pin or submission. Once you have done that to your opponent once then you can work on your second fall. Only way to win your second falls is to throw your opponent off the top ring and onto the floor below. You opened up pandora's box kid and at the pay per view I will make sure you pay for what you have done to me.
(Commercial)
Last Edit: Jun 28, 2009 16:38:35 GMT -6 by Michael Saint
Post by Michael Saint on Jun 27, 2009 18:22:52 GMT -6
[glow=red,2,300]Main Event Cage Of Death[/glow] El Chupacabra, Jesse Nunez, Amy Rosen, and Lena Rosen vs Cameron Hayden, Michael Saint, Ebon, and Gabreal Martin
Ebon enters bouncing to the beat of "I Am Loco" by Ill Nino and is always very hyped up. Ebon runs down to the ring and slides in under the ropes he jumps a turnbuckle and plays to the crowd to a sea of boos from the fans
The lights in the arena go out as the intro to Pulse of the Maggots begins to play
"This is the year where hope fails you The test subjects run the experiments And the bastards you know, is the hero you hate But cohesing is posssible if we strive Theres no reason, theres no lesson No time like the present, telling you right now What have you got to lose, what have you got to lose Except your soul...who's with us!"
BANG
Pyro explodes as El Chupacabra comes to the ring.
(The bell rings as Chupa and Ebon start off the match. Lock up and a go behind by Chupa, but Ebon hits a couple elbows to prevent anything from happening. Ebon with a boot and goes for a suplex, but Chupa is able to get out of the move. Chupa with a reverse neck breaker on Ebon and hits the ropes. Chupa comes back with a tumbling moonsault onto Ebon. Chupa on top for the cover, but the ref tells him no pin falls until all eight people have got into the ring for the match. Chupa sets up for a DDT, but Ebon lifts him up and tosses him half way across the ring. Ebon charges and takes Chupa over the top to the into between the cage and the ring. Ebon gets on the apron and goes for a double axe handle smash, but Chupa dropkicks him in the gut. Chupa sends Ebon back into the ring and goes to the top rope as the countdown starts)
3
2
1
(Hangin Tough by New Kids On The Block plays over the PA as Gabreal Martin comes to the ring)
Khan: Former US Champion on his way.
Madden: Chupa is in trouble now.
(Gabe pulls Chupa down off the top rope and he hits with a loud thud. Gabe picks up Chupa and sets up for The Con Way, but Chupa blocks and goes for The Unholy Driver, but Ebon runs over and prevents that from happening with a wicked spear. Ebon picks up Chupa and goes for a suplex, but Chupa is blocking Gabe is to his feet and kicks Chupa from behind. Ebon and Gabe take Chupa over with a double team suplex. Ebon drags Chupa to the center of the ring. Both Ebon and Gabe mount opposite turnbuckles. Ebon comes off with a diving headbutt, but Chupa rolls out of the way, but he does not get out of the way of Gabe in time and Gabe is able to connect with a Fall From Grace!!!!! If they could cover now this might be over, but they can't and it is good for Chupa. Ebon is to his feet and picks up Chupa. Ebon and Gabe set up for A Spike KTFO, but Chupa backdrops out as the countdown starts again!)
3
2
1!!!!
(Basic Thuganomics Remix plays as Jesse Nunez makes his way to the ring.)
Khan: Run Ebon he gonna kill you!
Madden: Chupa has some help now.
(Jesse gets in the ring and makes a bee line right for Ebon taking him down with a tackle and a mounted punch. Jesse is pounding on Ebon just going nuts, but it does not last long as Gabe comes over and pulls Jesse off. Jesse does not stay down as he gets up gets Gabe on his shoulders and connects with The Ressurection!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ebon comes up from behind and hits a low blow to stop the run away train that is Jesse Nunez. Ebon puts the boots to Jesse and from behind Chupa comes up and dropkicks him in the back of the head! Ebon staggers and spins around right into a boot from Chupa who connect with The Unholy Driver!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Chupa helps up Jesse and the two men go to work on Gabe and Ebon. Chupa picks up Gabe and locks in The Chupacabra Lock as Jesse locks Ebon In The PHX! Double submission holds going on now! The countdown
3
2
1
( Get Born Again by Alice In Chains hits as Cameron Hayden comes to the ring.)
Khan: It is Cameron!
Madden: You know he is coming for Chupa, but also remember he and Jesse have a history.
( Cameron gets in the ring and breaks up Chupa's submission before sending him to the outside of the ring. Cameron pulls of Jesse and in what seems to be a very familiar sight the two men go nose to nose. Cameron and Jesse share a few choice words and then they start going at it trading heavy punches. It does not take Jesse to get the upperhand in that. Jesse has Cameron realling, but from behind comes Gabe and Ebon who take down Jesse! It is three on one against Nunez until Chupa gets on the apron and springboards into the ring and bulldogs Cameron! Chupa and Cameron roll out of the ring as Ebon grabs a chair. Ebon has the chair up and brings it down across the back of Jesse. Gabe is up and the two men lay waste to Jesse. Jesse starts to fight back! Jesse has Ebon set up for The Ressurection again, but this time Gabe is able to nail him in the face with a chair. Chupa and Cameron battle it out on the floor with Cameron getting an advantage after a low blow with a light tube)
3
2
1
( She Blinded Me With Science by Thomas Dolby hits as Amy Rosen comes to the ring.)
Khan: The champs is here!
Madden: The one with talent!
(Amy is in and takes down Gabe. Amy with a DDT and goes for Eureka on Gabe, but he catches her. Gabe and Ebon go for a double powerbomb, but Jesse clips the knee of Gabe to prevent it. Chupa is bloodied at the hands of Cameron who is tearing away at his face with the broken light tube. Amy can see her downed friend out of the corner of her eye and hits a suicide dive onto Cameron. Amy reaches over and grabs a garbage can and smashes it over the head of Cameron. A second. A third. Cameron slumps over onto Chupa who is pulling himself up on the cage. Amy heads back in the ring with a light tube of her own. Gabe charges Amy who moves and when Gabe turns around Amy breaks the tube over his head. Amy takes the broken glass and starts to rake it over the head of Gabe busting him open as well. Jesse has made his way in and out of the ring and has a big length of barbwire with him. Jesse is setting up for the Ressurection on the barbs, but Ebon gets out and hits The KTFO on the barbwire!!!!!!!!!)
3
2
1
(House of the Rising Sun by The Animals hits as Acting President Michael Saint comes to the ring.)
Khan: Hail To The Chief
Madden: He's the chief and he needs hailing
Khan: He is the chief.
Madden: So you better step away you bastards
(Saint enters the ring and right away kicks Chupa and drops him with The Franchiser. Saint looks up in the ring and points at Amy and mouthes "you are next". Amy holds the ropes open and welcomes the Saint into the ring. Saint starts to get in, but decides not to. Amy's face turns red and she lets out and primal scream. Amy chases Saint around and into the ring. Both are in and Saint kicks Amy in the face. Saint sets up for The Franchiser on the champ, but she back drops her way out. Chupa is to his feet outside the ring. Ebon starts to moonwalk. Ebon spins. Ebon hits the ropes and gives Chupa and elbow suicida!!!!!!! Ebon picks up Cameron and the two men lay into Chupa who is on the ground. Amy and Saint are going at it while Jesse has Gabreal Martin a bloody mess from ramming him repeatedly into the exposed steel turnbuckle. Jesse sneaks up and gets Saint on to his shoulders. Jesse is going for The Ressurection on Saint, but Saint is fighting. Amy on the top rope and comes off front dropkicking Saint in the side of the head allowing Jesse to give him The Ressurection!!!!!!!!)
3
2
1!!!!!!!!!
(Not Gonna Get Us by Tatu hits on the PA as EWC Acting VP Lena Rosen comes to the ring.)
Khan: There she is!
Madden: First time in an EWC match lets see what Lena has!
(Lena scales the top of the cage and dives into the match onto Ebon. Lena is up and takes down Saint with a clothesline. Gabe charges Lena, but gets a powerslam for his trouble. Lena is on a roll, but from behind Cameron cuts her roll short with a stiff shot to the back. Lena is spun around and gets a suplex for her troubles. Chupa is back in the ring and takes down Cameron with a spear. Amy picks up Lena. Amy and Lena start to tee off with chairs on Saint and Gabe. Ebon and Jesse trade punches. It is total bedlam! Amy goes to the top rope and attempts a sky twister press onto Saint, who rolls out of the way. Saint gets to his feet and goes for The Franchiser, but Lena runs over and bulldogs Saint. Lena does not have time to do anything else as Gabe comes over and sets up for The Con Way, but Chupa runs over and hits an enzugiri kick. Cameron comes from behind and locks Chupa in The Contraception!!!!!! Chupa is flayling and is starting to fade fast, but before anything can happen Jesse comes over and breaks up the hold.)
Khan: This is crazy.
Madden: Just nuts man just nuts!
( Ebon with a low blow to Jesse and KTFO!!!!!!!!!!!
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broken up by Lena. Lena grabs Ebon and locks in the Reverse Inverted Lena Lock!!!!!!!!!!! It is over!!!!!! No Gabe with a kick to Lena. Lena is stunned Gabe off the ropes with The LA Rush!!!!!!!!
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Amy breaks it up!!!! Gabe to a knee and Eureka!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Saint breaks it up!!!!!! Saint grabs the champ and Franchiser!!!!!!!!!!!
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Chupa breaks it up. Unholy Driver to Saint!!!!!!!!!!!
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Cameron breaks it up!!!!! Jesse grabs Cameron and Resurrection!
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Ebon breaks it up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Khan: How many near falls was that?
Madden: I lost count
( Ebon goes for another KTFO on Jesse, but Lena comes up from behind and hits a low blow. Ebon is staggering as Lena goes for a shiranui, but as she comes over she is caught by Gabe allowing Ebon and Gabe to give her a double team stunner type move! Cover
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Lena kicks out! Chupa sends Cameron to the outside of the ring again and the two men procede to ram one anothers heads into the cage only making the bloody mess that is their faces look worse. Amy has Saint in a position for A Sharpshooter, but can't get him over. Ebon runs over and kicks Amy in the head. Amy slumps over and that allows Saint to get her in The Franchise Crossface!!!!!!!!!! Amy can't get to the ropes, but luckily Jesse is there to break up the hold.)
Khan: This is anyones game now.
Madden: I can't believe this stuff really it is crazy.
( Jesse trips Ebon and locks in The PHX in the center of the ring. Gabe comes over and tries to break it up, but Lena runs over and locks him in the Reverse Inverted Lena Lock! We have a double submission again! Both are in the center of the ring. It does not last as Saint breaks up both holds with big kicks to each person's face. Saint has Lena by the head and has Gabe go to the top rope. Saint sets up for The Franchiser! Oh my god Gabe is going to spike it! No! Amy dropkicks Gabe to the outside!!! Cameron has Chupa set up for The Birth Control on the outside of the ring on the concrete and EWC is not WWE we do not care enough about our stars to use mats outside the ring!!!!!!!!!!!! Chupa kicks back to the groin of Cameron and that prevents anything from happening!!!!!!!!!!! Chupa sets up for The Unholy Driver, but Cameron blocks and takes Chupa over with a suplex!!!!!!!!!)
Khan: Chupa and Cameron have not spent time on anyone other than the other man.
Madden: This is a war between them. In their eyes no one else is in that cage.
(Amy takes out one of Saint's knees. Amy off the ropes and goes for Eurkea, but Saint catches her and hits The Franchiser!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Amy kicks out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Saint gets in the face of the ref and complains. He is threatening his job now! Saint kicks the ref and spikes him with a DDT!)
Khan: That was uncalled for!
Madden: You are the acting President of EWC come on act more professionally!
(Lena grabs the head of Saint and Shiranui!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lena covers Saint, but the ref is out like a light!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! No one can count!!!!!!!!! Another ref gets in the ring and counts
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Ebon drops an elbow on the ref to stop anything from happening!!!!!!)
Khan: Oh come on!
Madden: This is sick stop this!
(Chupa kicks Cameron and hits The Unholy Driver outside the ring!!!! Chupa pulls out a table from under the ring and puts Cameron on it! Chupa is on top of the cage! He is going to put Cameron through the table! No its him! Trauma! He is interfering in another match! Trauma is on the cage with Chupa and has him by the throat! Oh My God! Chokeslam into a Sky High Spinebuster off the cage through the table!!!!! At least Cameron was able to roll out of the way of that one!!!!!!!!!!)
Khan: He took out himself and Chupa.
Madden: And Cameron is not moving much either, but at least he did not go through the table.
(Gabe gets in the ring and is not doing so good. Jesse with The Ressurection!!!!!!!!!!!! Gabe hits so hard he pops to his knees and Amy nails him with Eureka!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lena comes off the top with a 450 Splash!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jesse throws Ebon to the outside as Amy spears Saint!!!!!!
Lena with a cover on Gabe
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Winners: Amy Rosen, Lena Rosen, Jesse Nunez, and El Chupacabra!!!!!!!!
(The eight beaten competitors lie around the ring barely moving as we fade out on the scene.)