Post by Sedition: Gladiator on Jan 4, 2010 10:56:44 GMT -6
EWC BRAWL
December 28th, 2009
GM Place, Vancouver, British Columbia
Commentators: Joe Aiello & Jeremy Piven
Announcer: Jessica Stroup
Head Ref: Earl Hebner
Backstage help: Ace Heart
Pyros explode and the camera pans across the jam packed arena. The fans cheer like a bunch of rabid wolverines who smell blood. Since this is the EWC, they will almost certainly get the blood they crave at some point throughout the evening. The camera now switches to Joe Aiello and Jeremy Piven seated at the broadcast table.
AIELLO: "Welcome one and all to Monday Night Brawl. We trust that everyone has had a wonderful Christmas filled with joy, hapiness, and complete and utter submission to the great Sedition, who shall rule the EWC."
PIVEN: "Sadly, I'm almost getting used to your Sedition trances."
AIELLO: "I have no idea what you are talking about."
PIVEN: "For some reason that doesn't surprise me."
Monday Night Brawl's ring announcer Jessica Stroup enters the ring to a chorus of hoots and hollers from the drunken testosterone filled audience.
Stroup: Please Welcome, MAX CARTER!
Aiello: Well Folks, It looks like Former Brawl GM Max Carter is back in EWC!
Piven: We learned last week that the man behind the Kid napping of APW’s Owner, Hurricane Jeff was Max Carter, Jeff’s General Manager
Max walks out onto the stage and the EWC fans gives him a nice ovation. Max stands on the stage, taking it all in before walking down to the ring with a smiles on his face
Aiello: Max looks to be a great mood here tonight
Piven: Of course he is, he’s not in APW anymore and back in EWC.
Max gets to the ring and walks up the steps and enters the ring through the middle and top rope. Max walks to Jessica and takes the mic from here and then holds the ropes down for her as she exit’s the ring. Max’s music fades off and Max stands in the center of the ring. Max lifts the Mic to his lips, but before he can speak, the fans begin with a “Welcome Back” Chant. Max Smiles as he looks around the arena and then begins to speak.
Max: One Year. One year ago, I left EWC. Only because, I had no choice. Basically, With Mac leaving and I was stuck being the commentator for EWC Pay Per Views. And EWC being a sinking ship, I was given an offer I couldn’t turn down. A year ago, Hurricane Jeff came to me. He call me up and said that he needed a General Manager for APW’s show, Overdrive. Jeff told me that he wanted the best man for the job and that was me. Jeff and I, we worked together as General Manager and Co-General Manager of Monday Night Brawl back in 2006 and 2007. So Jeff offered me a lot of money, and when I say a lot, I mean, A LOT of money. And I signed a 1 year contract. Well, Guess what, 1 year, its up. And guess what, Mac is back, EWC is back, and Max Carter sticks next to his family, and Mac and I, father and son, blood is thicker than water. I will always be by my fathers side.
The Fans cheer.
Max: Which brings me to the question of why. Why did I mastermind the Kidnapping of Hurricane Jeff. I been getting emails, texts, phone calls, everything about why I did it. It had nothing to do with the fact that EWC is back. It has nothing to do with the fact that Mac is back. That just made things more easier. I’ll give Jeff credit where credit is due, he’s a smart business man. But, the man, has an ego. The man, is controlling. He’s power hungry, and when he went on national television and challenged my father to a match, that crossed the line for me. I didn’t want to be put in the middle, but I ended up there. I didn’t want to have to chose sides, but again, I had to. I was left with no choice. But again, Why kidnap Jeff. I could have just easily let my contract run out and come back to APW, but Jeff needed to be taught a lesson. And it’s a lesson that’s going to have the wrestling world talking about for a long time.
Leaving APW without a GM or a President for the matter, isn’t an attempt to kill APW. APW will be fine for the time being. I came up with the master plan to teach Jeff a lesson in respect. To teach Jeff a lesson in that he needs to check his ego at the door. A lesson in being a bigger man. See, Jeff as always been a fighter. But this time, he bit a little more than he can chew. EWC and Mac has always been good to Jeff. Jeff won the EWC world Title. We won the International title. He represented EWC in a Inter-promotional tournament and won it. And now, Jeff was to disrespect Mac and the EWC, I don’t think so
The fans chant EWC
Max: Jeff isn’t here tonight. We got him locked up in a nice place right now. But for the time being, Wrestlers of APW, if you want your president back, then I suggest you come get him back. But for now, Hurricane Jeff is going to see why Max Carter, Mac and the entire EWC Universe is a family, a family that sticks together. Jeff, I know the TV is in front of your face. Prepare yourself, because its going to be a long, long time before you see your company again!
Max drops the microphone as his music begins to play and the fans cheer for him
Aiello: There you have it.
Piven: Did Max just throw a challenge out to the APW Roster?
Aiello: This thing between APW and EWC just grew to a new level here
Piven: Its going to be interesting, that’s for sure.
AIELLO: "Anyways, we've got a great show for you tonight, so why don't we get the action going with match number one."
MATCH ONE
REGULAR MATCH
"Tropical Tornado" Ianzky
-vs-
Johnny Insane
The Tropical Tornado started off dominating this match. He used several high flying techniques to take his opponent off guard. Near the middle of the match Johnny Insane fought back savagely attacking Tropical Tornado with a steel chair. Johnny Insane attempting several times to get the win, but Tropical Tornado refused to quit, kicking out of every pin attempt. Johnny Insane swings the chair, but Tropical Tornado ducks it. He DDT's Johnny down to the mat. Tropical Tornado grabs the chair and climbs up to the top rope. Tropical Tornado jumps off the top rope and drops down on Johnny with an EXTREME TORNADOSSAULT using the chair. Tropical Tornado covers him 1... 2... 3.
STROUP: "Here is your winner by pinfall, "TROPICAL TORNADO" IANZKY!!!"
AIELLO: "In a fairly one sided contest, The Tropical Tornado picks up his first victory in the EWC."
PIVEN: "That should give him some momentum heading into Friday Night Rampage's return on January 8th."
AIELLO: "All hail our Sedition overlords."
PIVEN: "Right then... our next match has been cancelled due to Tristiana Taylor and Anthony Silver's flights being grounded."
AIELLO: "One bomb threat and every flight gets grounded. So that means our next match will be the Hell In A Cell Match."
MATCH TWO
HELL IN A CELL MATCH
Deandre Miles
-vs-
"Irish Car Bomb" Tim Hester
STROUP: “The following contest is a Hell In A Cell Match,
Introducing first,
Hailing from Compton, California,
Weighing in at 205 lbs,
And standing at 5 feet and 10 inches,
DEANDRE MILES!!!”
Slim Thug's "I Run" is heard blasting through the arena's speakers as Miles swaggers through the the curtain and onto the stage, where he is greeted with a sea of boos. Miles raises his middles fingers up to the crowd as a response to their reaction towards him. He cracks a smirk and struts down the ramp with his head held high. He jogs up the ring steps and takes a good look at the crowd before nodding his head and entering the ring. He places his hands on his hips and starts nodding his head to the beat of his theme song until it dies off.
STROUP: “And his opponent,
Hailing from Belfast, Northern Ireland,
Weighing in at 242 lbs,
And standing at 5 feet and 11 inches,
“IRISH CAR BOMB” TIM HESTER!!!”
"Come Out Ye Black And Tans" by the Wolfe Tones plays as the lights turn, green, white, and orange. "Irish Car Bomb" walks out with a single fist over his head and slowly walks to the ring, never shaking hands with anybody unless he thinks they are Irish. He stands in the corner with his arms crossed waiting for the bell to ring, looking the man he's about to fight in the eye.
AIELLO: “These two men flat out hate each other.”
PIVEN: “Normally I would say hat is a strong word, but in this case I’d say you’re right.”
Both men stand in the center of the ring as the cage lowers down. The two go balistic exchanging punches. Deandre hits Hester with a right hand, and Hester hits him right back. The barage of punches soon takes it's toll on Deandre, as Hester pounds him into the corner. Hester stomps Deandre a few times and then picks him up. Hester tosses Deandre over the top rope. Hester climbs up on the top tope, as Deandre gets up on his feet on the outside. Hester attempts a Double Axe Handle, Deandre sidesteps it and hits Hester in the gut. Hester gets frustrated and grabs Deandre by the head and rams it into the cage. Hester whips Deandre across to the other side. Deandre slams into the cage face first. Hester picks him up and throws him back in the ring. Hester reaches under the ring and pulls out a table. He slides it into the ring and then climbs in. Hester sets up the table in the center of the ring. He picks Deandre up and sets him up for a Powerbomb. Hester lifts Deandre up, but Deandre starts hitting him with punches to the head. Deandre pushes himself off and drops down to the mat. He lifts Hester up and slams him through the table with a Spinebuster. Spinters from the table fly all across the ring. Deandre goes for the cover,
1...
2...
Hester kicks out.
AIELLO: “We are off to a violent start here in this match. It’s just the opening minutes and we already have a broken table.”
PIVEN: “Things have been heated between these two for weeks. It was bound to come to a head eventually.”
Deandre picks Hester up and tosses him out of the ring. Hester gets to his feet and Deandre launches himself over the top rope and drops on Hester with a Springboard Cross Body Block. Deandre tries to pick Hester up, but Hester shoves him with all his force. Deandre flies back and slams into the cage. Hester charges at him and Spears Deandre straight through the fencing of the cage. Hester gets up on his feet and picks Deandre up. He Piledrives Deandre onto the concrete. Hester begins to climb the cage. Deandre gets up on his feet and climbs up behind him. Hester gets up on top of the cage. He waits at the top as Deandre makes his way to the top. Deandre climbs up and charges at Hester. Hester catches Deandre with a Belly to Belly Suplex. Deandre drops onto the cage. Hester picks Deandre up and prepares to throw him off the side of the cage.
AIELLO: “No, don’t do it.”
PIVEN: “These two men seem to care less about winning and more about hurting each other. You better believe he’s going to do it.”
Hester prepares to launch Deandre off the cage, but Deandre resists. He drops down and trips Hester. Hester falls and nearly goes off the top of the cage. He rolls off, but manages to grab onto the edge. Hester dangles from the top of the cage holding on with both hands. He pulls himself up and the two men exchange blows at the top of the cage. Hester hits Deandre with a hard blow that stuns him. Deandre starts to fall off the edge, but grabs onto Hester at the last second. He pulls Hester off the cage and both men plummet from the top of the cage and fall through the broadcast table. The fans jump on their feet and begin to chant EWC, EWC, EWC!
AIELLO: “I would be surprised if either man can continue after that.”
PIVEN: “I would be surprised if either man is breathing after that.”
Both men lie motionless for nearly a minute. EMT’s are checking on them to see if they are ok. Deandre slowly starts to move. Hester follows. The EMT’s try to stop them from continuing, but they both shove the EMT’s away and begin to exchange blows. They make their way through the cage door and back into the ringside area. Hester grabs Deandre by the head, and smashes it down on the apron. He tosses Deandre into the ring. Hester climbs up on the top rope sluggishly as Deandre gets up on his feet. Hester dives off with a Cross Body Block, but Deandre catches him. Deandre lifts Hester onto his shoulders. Deandre drops Hester down the FREE-FALL. Deandre goes for the cover
1...
2...
3!
STROUP: “Here is your winner by pinfall, DEANDRE MILES!!!”
AIELLO: “Deandre Miles picks up a win in a very physical competition.”
PIVEN: “These guys are even at 1 win a piece now.”[/center]